Humorous SHIII picture thread

[Ancient Mariner]

i certainly wouldn't complain with that deckgun:yeah:

[StarFox]

For some reason the a quote from Spaceballs comes to mind

"Its on Backwards!!!"

[Freiwillige]

How many torps would that take to go down?
http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac268/mcf1_2009/Moon.jpg
:har::haha::yeah::o

[diggercam88]

THATS NO MOON.......ITS A SPACE STATION!!!!!!:timeout:

[frau kaleun]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a174/Tireur/SHIII/SH3Godzilla.jpg

Herr Kaleun: Chief, take us to periscope depth. All hands to battle stations. Prepare to fire tubes 1-4 on my signal. Oh, and tell the men we're gonna need a *really* long pennant.

[frau kaleun]

(Argh... fixed, I think. There *should* be a picture there.)

THATS NO MOON.......ITS A SPACE STATION!!!!!!:timeout:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=152&pictureid=879
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=145&pictureid=879

[Oberon]

:har::har::har: :yeah:

[frau kaleun]

And as the ship sinks slowly to what seems like certain destruction, its "special modifications" proving utterly useless, you can hear Herr Kaleun muttering to anyone who still cares to listen...

"It's not my fault! They told me they fixed it!"

[Kentrat]

http://i50.tinypic.com/2nv8f2t.jpg

[Cambaz]

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/9947/bernards.jpg

omg he is on my ship...

[Bribarian]

Funny pictures, who is Bernard? :hmmm:

[Dowly]

Funny pictures, who is Bernard? :hmmm:

A name I gave to the guy in the first picture of this thread, from there it then evolved to be someone to blame when all goes to hell.

[KeybdFlyer]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/KeybdFlyer/SH3%20Images/Humourous/Image_091221_174435.jpg
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/KeybdFlyer/SH3%20Images/Humourous/Image_091221_174435.jpg)

[ridley]

Captain I don't think he means to save us..........

http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx115/ridleyrumpus/SH3Img23-12-2009_14142_521.jpg

[ridley]

MAN OVERBOARD!

Ohh wait it's Bernhard, flank Captain?

YAH!

(LSH3_v5)

http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx115/ridleyrumpus/SH3Img22-12-2009_21749_842.jpg

http://s747.photobucket.com/albums/xx115/ridleyrumpus/?action=view&current=SH3Img22-12-2009_21749_842.jpg

[johan_d]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/KeybdFlyer/SH3%20Images/Humourous/Image_091221_174435.jpg
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/KeybdFlyer/SH3%20Images/Humourous/Image_091221_174435.jpg)

'If you were in the middle of something'

You bet I WAS! you &*^#&!(@&#!@^#^%$~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Microsoft? is that a division of BDU ?:timeout:

[frau kaleun]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=158&pictureid=1069

[KL-alfman]

thx, torpedowoman, for this humorous side-step.
well done (as always, I might add) ....


:salute:

[Falkirion]

Frau kaulen great work. Had a good lol at your pic

[frau kaleun]

Thanks! Glad it got a laugh. :)

[psykopatsak]

Ah, you beat me to it! Nice one :D

[OuNiS]

Everyone knows that morning excersises are very important for crew's morale.
(Luth will be glad!)

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/3633/cwiczeniazradiem.th.jpg (http://img641.imageshack.us/i/cwiczeniazradiem.jpg/)

[tomfon]

Everyone knows that morning excersises are very important for crew's morale.
(Luth will be glad!)

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/3633/cwiczeniazradiem.th.jpg (http://img641.imageshack.us/i/cwiczeniazradiem.jpg/)

Yeah!! I've seen this happening too! Is this the ''crucified crew'' bug or all that he needs is just a big hug?:hmmm:

[makman94]

http://i545.photobucket.com/albums/hh372/makman94/natureperiscope.png

[unterseemann]

Bdu:-" Are you sure kaleun??"
U-69: " Yes sir!"
BdU:" Well, what the hell did you sink?? There is no 76000 tons steamer on earth!"
U-69: " Ach...Maybe a little bit smaller? Let's say 60000 tons??" :DL


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/gneisenau/SH3Img11-2-2010_22291_93600x450.jpg

[trusin]

(Argh... fixed, I think. There *should* be a picture there.)



http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=152&pictureid=879
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=145&pictureid=879
haha

[Safe-Keeper]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3959/subracesjpg.th.jpg a bit out of the main topic ... (http://img225.imageshack.us/i/subracesjpg.jpg/)

I always thought this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM) classic Onion broadcast would be more awesome with a u-boat parade.

[linerkiller]

blow them out of the water...
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2226/sh3img2552009201640968.png
:har:

[pickinthebanjo]

blow them out of the water...
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2226/sh3img2552009201640968.png
:har:

Truly amazing. Ive had depth charges hit my XXI which blew the flower class that dropped them on me up, but never like that lol. If you don't mind my asking, how did this happen?

[pickinthebanjo]

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/1250/64303741.jpg
Pretty bad when the British start sinking their own ships
http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3650/321rr.png
Captain, it's that damned pipe again!

[Dutch]

"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot." :D

The single greatest picture in this 150+ thread. No offense guys but I am a Terminator nut.:cool:

[linerkiller]

Truly amazing. Ive had depth charges hit my XXI which blew the flower class that dropped them on me up, but never like that lol. If you don't mind my asking, how did this happen?
Aircraft bomb that exploded directly underneath my hull. Using the S-Boot mod, when running at 40+ knots its very difficult for an aircraft to hit you, but when this happens...the war is over;). Strafing attacks mows down a lot of people too!

[pickinthebanjo]

Underwater Night Watch Went Well
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3071/uwwatch.png
Looks like Fritz learned a new trick
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5157/decap.png

[Flopper]

http://www.coolpup.com/silenthunter/screenshots/SH3Img@4-4-2010_1.jpg
http://www.coolpup.com/silenthunter/screenshots/SH3Img@4-4-2010_2.jpg
http://www.coolpup.com/silenthunter/screenshots/SH3Img@4-4-2010_3.jpg
http://www.coolpup.com/silenthunter/screenshots/SH3Img@4-4-2010_4.jpg

http://www.coolpup.com/silenthunter/screenshots/log.jpg

[eagleboy]

Ah, Bernard. Are you sure you don't see anything?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2721/sh3img1011200923656171.jpg

[frau kaleun]

:haha:

Looks like your WO has a little peripheral vision problem.

Don't worry, once he does see it he'll make up for his lapse by telling you about it every 1.3 seconds.

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[Sailor Steve]

Looks like Fritz learned a new trick
Well, after he pulled his latest prank you told him he'd better watch his back.

[armyguy]

The Royal Navy's Bernard
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1337/sh3img.jpg

[timmy41]

The Royal Navy's Bernard
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1337/sh3img.jpg


hahaha, the Elcos and MTBs will sometimes sink themselves from going too fast in storms. its too funny.

[Lord_magerius]

Set speed 88mph!

[pickinthebanjo]

When I attacked Gibraltar I had a pt boat cruising figure eights around me until it eventually collided with a docked trawler, which was quite amusing. Those things just set speed to full and hope for the best

[timmy41]

kitty kaleun!http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/P1020668.jpg

[Lord_magerius]

It looks like kitty has just recieved news of a certain Bernard being assigned to the boat :O:

[pickinthebanjo]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6821/20668050.png
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1544/83303395.png
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/4096/28590187.png
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6936/71710893.png

[trusin]

It looks like kitty has just recieved news of a certain Bernard being assigned to the boat :O:

we all know benard is really creepy

[SloppyMk27]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6226/noselcoboat.jpg

I modded one once and clocked it at 73 knots:up:

[Davy_Jones]

73 knts you say i feel bad for the crew in a storm then but it wold be fun to see that hit a wave at 73 knts

[Fozzy22]

http://standardcommunication.net/images/NOS_Elco.png

I modded one once and clocked it at 73 knots:up:


:har: That's great! :D

[schlechter pfennig]

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz225/schlechter_pfennig/SH3Img25-4-2010_1741_625.jpg

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz225/schlechter_pfennig/SH3Img21-4-2010_234335_312.jpg

[SloppyMk27]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/6941/flyingsub.png
Initially intended for final detail view for texture modding. I'm working on a Type XXI with a black color scheme and cranked up the speed and hp for the electric engines to send it flying out of the water to get a good 360 view of it without the blur of the water to more carefully inspect detail. It's funnier though when I do that around enemy ships and they're shooting at my submarine with AA Guns. I will get a pic of that and replace this one with it.

[timmy41]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/6941/flyingsub.png
Initially intended for final detail view for texture modding. I'm working on a Type XXI with a black color scheme and cranked up the speed and hp for the electric engines to send it flying out of the water to get a good 360 view of it without the blur of the water to more carefully inspect detail. It's funnier though when I do that around enemy ships and they're shooting at my submarine with AA Guns. I will get a pic of that and replace this one with it.

hahaha, you should make a video of that!

[pickinthebanjo]

I imagine that it would take a real beating on the way down, at least a real boat would:) You should take a pic while cruising through an enemy port like that

[timmy41]

I imagine that it would take a real beating on the way down, at least a real boat would:) You should take a pic while cruising through an enemy port like that
or over it!

[frau kaleun]

Whenever I look at that last picture posted above, I hear a little voice in my head singing, "Heeeeeere I come to save the day..." :D

[pickinthebanjo]

Suffice it to say, that looks like a hell of a ride

[SloppyMk27]

Suffice it to say, that looks like a hell of a ride
Nothing beats the adrenalin rush of being on deck of a Type XXI Submarine traveling at 97knots while 40 meters above the surface!:up:

[Jimbuna]

Whenever I look at that last picture posted above, I hear a little voice in my head singing, "Heeeeeere I come to save the day..." :D

I say....."Not again....I remember these types of shots a couple of years before the above poster was a member of this community". :hmmm:

Bad day at the office

[Jimbuna]

I am very terribly sorry if I have in some way shape for form inconvenienced you, or pissed you off somehow, or negatively affected you a number of years ago. I can't remember. I came here with good intentions. I do not intentionally piss people off or cause a problem. Again I am very sorry:shifty:. If you think I am a nuisance on here, just say so. I'll leave.

Nope none of the above....your perception/interpretation. If any of the above were true my post would have been a little more succinct.

I was directing my comments at the flying boat....so many of which we have seen over the years.

I prefer to remember the many hours spent at getting it (the XXI) to behave like the real item did under a multitude of differing sea conditions/parameters.

But that's just me http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pirate.gif

[SloppyMk27]

Nope none of the above....your perception/interpretation. If any of the above were true my post would have been a little more succinct.

I was directing my comments at the flying boat....so many of which we have seen over the years.

I prefer to remember the many hours spent at getting it (the XXI) to behave like the real item did under a multitude of differing sea conditions/parameters.

But that's just me http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pirate.gif
I stand corrected. I apologize for mis-interpreting your post. I do thank you for your further explanation of your post. I'm just slow sometimes :oops:

[pickinthebanjo]

Nothing beats the adrenalin rush of being on deck of a Type XXI Submarine traveling at 97knots while 40 meters above the surface!:up:

Kinda wish my IXD2 went that fast, I'm stuck in an epic of a journey from Lorient to Penang

[Jimbuna]

I stand corrected. I apologize for mis-interpreting your post. I do thank you for your further explanation of your post. I'm just slow sometimes :oops:

No problem....better to seek clarification and better our understanding http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

SINK EM ALL!! http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pirate.gif

[Lord_magerius]

Bloody weather!!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/Toffeeapple/Stormy.jpg

All that open sea and we barely avoided eachother :o I would have got a better pic of the near miss but I was too busy shouting at Bernard. We came within about 10ft of eachother :hmmm:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/Toffeeapple/Near-miss.jpg

[timmy41]

Sinking the Bogue
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img29-4-2010_15920_875.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img29-4-2010_1596_687.jpg

Nearly getting hit by a sinking destroyer!

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_174031_390.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_174046_968.jpg

[timmy41]

flaming destroyer in the background

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_182243_46.jpg

Near miss

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_18534_734.jpg

RTB'ing
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_21507_859.jpg

Seeing another sub at sea
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_21534_609.jpg

[timmy41]

Attacking a task force

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_193733_15.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_19372_281.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_193742_890.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_194051_781.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_193810_375.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t98/505thtimmy41/SH3Img30-4-2010_194155_562.jpg

[timmy41]

Shoot! i just realized i posted in the wrong thread!

[robbo180265]

Shoot! i just realized i posted in the wrong thread!

Now that's humourous:har:


Nice shots btw:up:

[schlechter pfennig]

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz225/schlechter_pfennig/largeimage_6d03578ded369335d10a3915.gif

[SloppyMk27]

http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz225/schlechter_pfennig/largeimage_6d03578ded369335d10a3915.gif
That's Awesome!:up:

[SloppyMk27]

You should take a pic while cruising through an enemy port like that

or over it!

It's difficult to gain that high of altitude from (I guess I could call it "surfacing at sonic speeds") in shallow waters by ports. I've tried :yep:... and failed:damn:. If I succeed, I'll post.

Cheers:salute:

Sloppy

[Zedwardson]

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr291/DHflight/SH3Img13-5-2010_205042_323.jpg


News to me. :|\\

[frau kaleun]

OMG... the calls are coming from... INSIDE THE BOAT!

*cue scary music*

[pickinthebanjo]

:rotfl2:

[pickinthebanjo]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1658/27227954.png

[TheLutefisk]

http://sportsfiske.nu/foto/arkiv/42091/104643_s.jpg
Fullversjon: http://sportsfiske.nu/foto/arkiv/42091/104643.jpg

[Lord_magerius]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1658/27227954.png

Aah, that would have been Herbert Schultze, legend :D:arrgh!:
http://uboat.net/men/schultze.htm

Edit: whilst on the subject of weird messages from BDU got this the other day, are they taking the p*ss out of me because of all the surface attacks I've made or what... *ponders*
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/Toffeeapple/Weird.jpg

[ryanglavin]

Edit: whilst on the subject of weird messages from BDU got this the other day, are they taking the p*ss out of me because of all the surface attacks I've made or what... *ponders*
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/Toffeeapple/Weird.jpg
Ha, that was to tell Prien about the birth of his (I think) 2nd daughter.

[frau kaleun]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=158&pictureid=2136

[Darthatari]

This is funny. Which file do I edit to get the super speeds on the pictures?




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[Jimbuna]

This is funny. Which file do I edit to get the super speeds on the pictures?




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Welcome to SubSim http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/welcome.gif

What super speeds are you referring to? :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

ah here it is...lol
1) We have younger members here, and try to maintain a level of politeness. That picture is not it.

2) This is the Humorous SHIII screenshot thread. For funny SHIII screenshots.

[Jimbuna]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9527/sh32009031515263735.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/i/sh32009031515263735.jpg/)

We need to stop a minute mate...I need to go to the loo!

[Zedwardson]

Kapitan! Are you trying to get court-marshaled?!!!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/drgong/sh32010-08-2117-18-31-88.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7797/collage22.jpg (http://img715.imageshack.us/i/collage22.jpg/)

I wish you'd be more careful how you drive!!

[Jankowski]

HAH that picture of the black sub flying above the ocean reminded me of a scene from the deus ex Malkavian mod. 'We are 100% black!'

(players of this mod will get the reference)

[StarFox]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/will107/Screenshot_1177.jpg

Bernard at the Radio.....were actually off Africa right now....

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/will107/Screenshot_962.jpg

Can anyone say.......deader then dog****?

[Sailor Steve]

Can anyone say.......deader then dog****?
Yeah, but you're not supposed to on these forums. Read the rules, please.

[StarFox]

Had to adjust the brightness to actually see what happened.

U-123 find the Lorient Sub net!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/will107/whoops.jpg

[Gargamel]

Did it! :yeah:

Only took me 4 days, but i read the entire thread!

Sad, bout half the pics were missing. :nope:

But i had some good laughs all around.

Thanks guys!

[Gargamel]

So, I'm on my second patrol using GWX/SH3C and im beginning to wonder how the new weather mods will look, as my first patrol had very mild weather.

Well.......

Bernard's now puking all over the sub, and it ain't his cooking this time. 3-4 days of this so far, and just as the war starts too! Hard to find contacts when your lookouts you tied to the bridge have all drowned, and there aren't any more volunteers.

Well the boat got into a harmonic with the waves, and it would go from 15m+ down and pop up to a boat height or two above the waves.

I've been running submerged as long as possible, but i gotta get fresh air eventually. Running at flank speed only gets a few knots at best usually.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/296/weeeeeei.jpg

LOL, just watched a trawler dive so far from plunging into a wave it sank!

[VONHARRIS]

Well the boat got into a harmonic with the waves, and it would go from 15m+ down and pop up to a boat height or two above the waves.


Is this the new secret weapon we were told about?
The flying U-boat.
Does it come with a pilot or does the Kaluen know how to fly? :D

[Gargamel]

does the Kaluen know how to fly? :D

Well yes..... but the crew won't let him anymore. Something about spilled drinks and cracked skulls.

[Gargamel]

So yesterday, at work, I get in an argument with a security guard at an apartment building. He's not letting us (partner and I, we're Paramedics) into the building, even though somebody called us from inside and probably needs help. After About 15 minutes he lets us in. I find out the guys name is Bernard. Almost asked him to let me take a 'screen shot' of his name badge. Turns out it was a nothing call, but still.

Then Today, we're taking this guy to the loony bin. He keeps ranting about how the CIA is following him. He was paranoid about it so bad he made us drive around the block 3 times to make sure nobody was tailing us. We obliged, more to humor ourselves than anything. When he started yelling that the finger prick we did to check his blood sugar was actually injecting a tracking and growth (??) device into his fingernail. I lost it then and to leave the truck I was laughing so hard.

His name, too, was Bernard.

Don't see a lot of that name IRL. But they both lived up to the legend.

[VONHARRIS]

My radioman was so anxious to see action that he sent a message to ourselves
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/7500/radiomessage.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2::rock:

Wait 'til you get a message telling you that you were sunk. :dead:

[frau kaleun]

:haha:

But all I could think when I read that is how much cooler it would be if it said:

Smoke on the water. Fire in the sky.

Suspect some Tommy with a flare gun may be in area. Will investigate.

:hmmm:

I may have to consider a mod that would rewrite all the non-essential immersion radio messages into something that tickles my funny bone. I know a Lolcat version was discussed, but there are prolly way too many messages to do them all that way.

[Missing Name]

:haha:

But all I could think when I read that is how much cooler it would be if it said:

Smoke on the water. Fire in the sky.

Suspect some Tommy with a flare gun may be in area. Will investigate.

:hmmm:

I may have to consider a mod that would rewrite all the non-essential immersion radio messages into something that tickles my funny bone. I know a Lolcat version was discussed, but there are prolly way too many messages to do them all that way.

I would make a Deep Purple mod. Anachronistic music, purple U-boat skin.

So during a DC attack, you could be listening to Deep Purple in a deep purple sub.



http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/Gills.jpg
It's amazing what a creative chef can do with a kitchen knife and pork intestine. Obviously, our men now have gills.

[Missing Name]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/tripping.jpg

BERNARD

STOP PUTTING ACID IN THE FOOD

I'm outside the Channel, btw. Graphics fail?

[Arael]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/tripping.jpg

BERNARD

STOP PUTTING ACID IN THE FOOD

I'm outside the Channel, btw. Graphics fail?

That's really pretty. I wish I'd get weather like that.

[frau kaleun]

BERNARD

STOP PUTTING ACID IN THE FOOD


You were supposed to listen to Deep Purple, not Purple Haze. :haha:

[Sailor Steve]

You were supposed to listen to Deep Purple, not Purple Haze. :haha:
'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky! :rock:

[rowi58]

You were supposed to listen to Deep Purple, not Purple Haze. :haha:


That rocks :lost:. Something like "Smoke on the Water"
http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/38f5ff21c87854919363730e25b33ee4b01b5b12236719be00 b21dd83442873a6g.jpg

Greetings
rowi58

[Missing Name]

One heck of a flare gun...

[Jimbuna]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/tripping.jpg

BERNARD

STOP PUTTING ACID IN THE FOOD

I'm outside the Channel, btw. Graphics fail?

Nice looking all the same http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

[Gargamel]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/4520/effeciency.png

[Missing Name]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/4520/effeciency.png

Little did we know that the first primitive nuclear-powered subs were made during late 1944...

[frau kaleun]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/4520/effeciency.png

Goin 2 Hawaii, BRB.

[Gargamel]

It's the ole flank speed then 50 rpm trick. :D

gas clutch gas clutch gas clutch

[frau kaleun]

gas clutch gas clutch gas clutch

I find that a Beano before meals usually takes care of this sort of thing. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Goin 2 Hawaii, BRB.

LOL :DL

[KptLtHansDampf]

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq308/fe2muemmel/trawler3.jpg
:rotfl2:

[Kip336]

He's a submarine wannabe. Now he can see you...and use his guns on you.

[Gargamel]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7686/redrightcopy.jpg

[Missing Name]

On a similar note:
http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/RedRightReturning.jpg

It really is amusing what the AI will do to avoid hitting you.

[Sailor Steve]

AHEM! Neither of you can blame Bernard for this. Red is LEFT, green is right.

Please report to BdU immediately.

[Missing Name]

http://www.lakeharding.com/images/clip/clip_image008.gif
Not when returning to port from the ocean...

[Gargamel]

AHEM! Neither of you can blame Bernard for this. Red is LEFT, green is right.

Please report to BdU immediately.

Yeah, you gotta be able to go the other way eventually. :O::D

[Draka]

I can't find any solid references ATM, but the "Red Right Returning" is US and its territories only - the rest of the world is reversed (of course!). And the Red part is fairly new - it used to be black and green bouys, but they were too hard to distinguish, so the black was changed to red in the '70's - I think. It took a while for the changeover to be completed. They also went to 'can" and "nun" types as well.

However this is all moot - in the war era this was not only the wrong scheme, invariably one of the first wartime acts of any belligerant was to remove all such aids to navigation so as to deny their use to the enemy.

[Missing Name]

I can't find any solid references ATM, but the "Red Right Returning" is US and its territories only - the rest of the world is reversed (of course!).

...another thing we Americans can't get right apparently, that and the metric system. (I hate the standard system!)

But yeah, I guess it would be a smart move to remove all the navigation buoys.

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.lakeharding.com/images/clip/clip_image008.gif
Not when returning to port from the ocean...
On the one hand I was referring to the navigations lights on the ship itself, so that's my mistake. On the other hand in Gargamel's picture the ship is to the right of the red bouy, and he's aground, which means he's obviously wrong, so :O:.

[Matador.es]

http://www.lakeharding.com/images/clip/clip_image008.gif
Not when returning to port from the ocean...

There is an easy way to remember. When you sail inland, or against the current;
"A seamen leaves sea with a bleeding hart"
Since the hart is at your left... when red is left, your going inland. When green is left, your heading to sea :)

PS, i just came back to the SH3 part since a long time. This because i just decided i will abondon SH5 and get back to SH3 with GWX-G.

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://www.lakeharding.com/images/clip/clip_image008.gif

There is an easy way to remember. When you sail inland, or against the current;
"A seamen leaves sea with a bleeding hart"
Since the hart is at your left... when red is left, your going inland. When green is left, your heading to sea :)


Does that mean the picture is wrong? The vessel is heading inland but has the green buoy on the left/port/red side. :hmmm:

[Missing Name]

Does that mean the picture is wrong? The vessel is heading inland but has the green buoy on the left/port/red side. :hmmm:

The picture is American navigation procedure. The buoys are placed so that ships leaving the harbor have correctly aligned lights.

So in other words, yes, it's wrong.

[Apehanger]

I've been reading Hitler's U-Boat war, by Clay Blair.

Today I read about U-570;

It was rushed through Agru Font in Norway where the boat bottomed and incurred some damage....
“After a rousing farewell party in Trondheim, where much beer and wine had been consumed, U-570 sailed at 0800 hours on August 24. She was not shipshape: The diesels were not properly tuned, the air compressor was on the blink, some batteries were not properly strapped down, the four spare torpedoes in the bow compartment were not securely stowed, one bow torpedo tube leaked. The hydrophones, knocked out when the boat bottomed, had not been repaired because no one in Norway knew how.
When the boat reached open sea, a large proportion of the crew became desperately seasick. The retching and revolting odours inside the confined pressure hull touched off an epidemic of seasickness..... Some of the improperly stowed torpedoes worked loose and rammed against the torpedo-tube inner doors”
The chaotic patrol was ended 3 days later when they surrendered unnecessarily to a Coastal Command Hudson, who was only armed with machine guns!

The reason this story appealed to me?
The First Watch Officer's name was ..... Bernhard Berndt, crew of 1935.
:har::har::har:

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.uboatarchive.net/U-570.htm

[Matador.es]

Rahmlow, who had climbed out onto the bridge, heard the approaching Hudson's engines and ordered a crash-dive. But the aircraft reached the submarine before she fully submerged and dropped four 250-pound (110 kg) depth charges—one detonated just 10 yards (10 m) from the boat.[7]
The U-boat quickly resurfaced and around ten of the crew emerged. The Hudson opened fire on them with machine guns, but ceased when the U-boat crew displayed a white sheet. An account of what happened was subsequently given to British naval intelligence interrogators by the captured crew members—the depth charge explosions had almost rolled the boat over, knocked out all electrical power, smashed instruments, caused water leaks and contaminated the air on the boat. The inexperienced crew believed the contamination to be chlorine, caused by acid from leaking battery cells mixing with sea-water, and the engine-compartment crew panicked and fled forward to escape the gas. Restoring electrical power—for the underwater electric motors and for lighting—would have been straightforward, yet there was nobody remaining in the engine compartment to do this.[8] The submarine was dead in the water and in darkness. Rahmlow believed the chlorine would make it fatal to stay submerged so he resurfaced. The sea was too rough for the crew to man their anti-aircraft gun so they displayed a white flag to forestall another, probably fatal, depth charge attack from the Hudson—they were unaware the aircraft had dropped all its depth-charges.
Most of the crew remained on the deck of the submarine as the Hudson circled above them. A radio request for help saw it being joined by another Hudson and a PBY Catalina flying boat of 209 Squadron, with a full load of depth-charges.[8] The German crew radioed their situation to the German naval high-command, destroyed their radio, smashed their Enigma machine and dumped its parts overboard along with the boat's secret papers

Lol, surrendered to an Airplain, with no ammo at all :)

Never heard this story.

[Jimbuna]

Lol, surrendered to an Airplain, with no ammo at all :)

Never heard this story.

You should watch the movie of the same title 'U-570'...your missing a treat :DL

[4saken]

The first half sunk 30 minutes ago.:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

http://yfrog.com/f/dyhalfcargoj/

http://yfrog.com/f/dyhalfcargoj/




http://yfrog.com/dyhalfcargoj

[Jimbuna]

Good assessment.

[Missing Name]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/Lerwick1.jpg
What the heck? I pull into port, exhausted after patrolling and I don't get a welcome home party? What is this? I should -


http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/Lerwick2.jpg
OH.

[Apehanger]

NO, NO, NO!
That definitely ISN'T Lerwick. There are no buildings, or cranes, that big up here.
Although the weather is about right :D

[VONHARRIS]

Kaluen Missing Name
What did you bring us from your last trip?

I think you went shopping!

BdU.

[Missing Name]

BdU:

I brought back some British tank shells from the depot ship. We can't use them, but hey! They'll make nice paperweights.

Can you make my next patrol grid Dover?

Missing Name, U-127

[frau kaleun]

and I don't get a welcome home party?


Hang on, they're comin'...

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1265907_o.gif

[VONHARRIS]

BdU:

I brought back some British tank shells from the depot ship. We can't use them, but hey! They'll make nice paperweights.

Can you make my next patrol grid Dover?

Missing Name, U-127

Kaluen Missing Name
Well done
Next patrol grid : London city
Mission : Retrieve some fish and chips for the Grossadmiral
Good luck.
BdU

[Gargamel]

BdU:

I brought back some British tank shells from the depot ship. We can't use them, but hey! They'll make nice paperweights.

Can you make my next patrol grid Dover?

Missing Name, U-127

I've said it before... I'll say it again.... Yer nuts.

[Missing Name]

Inspired by one of my adventures and someone else's. (See current campaing thread.)

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/Bobbers.jpg

Last time I put him on lookout, especially in a harbor.

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/Horns.jpg

"But I need to learn how to play it for the choir!"

[frau kaleun]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/Bobbers.jpg




:har: :yeah:

[Gargamel]

Inspired by one of my adventures and someone else's. (See current campaing thread.)



Last time I put him on lookout, especially in a harbor.

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/Horns.jpg

"But I need to learn how to play it for the choir!"

Holy crap, the Kaleun looks me too!! :har::har:

To be honest I so wish I had a screenshot of what happened. I first saw it on the attack map (F6), a "wait.... the torpedoes are supposed to come out the other end.... oh oh oh oh oh OH OH OH FLANK SPEED!!!!!, HARD TO PORT!!!!!!" Then I jumped to external view, and there was this nice beautiful torp, chargin up my wake. First one hit, so I "crash dove" the last 4m to hide from the torp boat and try to repair, when the second one got me.

[Missing Name]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/BadPatrol.jpg
Worst patrol ever. Damn young jocks and their torpedo boats... tore the deck gun and forward torpedo chamber up pretty well.

[JJOM]

Perhaps this could be a stupid question... but... who hell is Bernard??

(near to 2 hours reading this thread and I wasn't able to find any answer...):haha::haha::haha:

Greets,

[Herr-Berbunch]

Bernard? Not quite sure exactly where he comes from, but one things for sure - you don't want him in your crew, or even in the same flotilla, nay, ocean! :o

Anything that goes wrong, it's Bernard's fault - forget to open the tubes before firing? Bernard's fault. Didn't spot that aircraft in the Bay of Biscay? Bernard's fault. Crash-dived in shallow waters? Bernard's fault. Forgot to ask Nav to follow plot out of harbour? Bernard's fault. :nope:





Think Dowly started it when he started this thread, just picked a random name to blame (or pole-dance!), and it just got bigger and bigger...

[JJOM]

Bernard? Not quite sure exactly where he comes from, but one things for sure - you don't want him in your crew, or even in the same flotilla, nay, ocean! :o

Anything that goes wrong, it's Bernard's fault - forget to open the tubes before firing? Bernard's fault. Didn't spot that aircraft in the Bay of Biscay? Bernard's fault. Crash-dived in shallow waters? Bernard's fault. Forgot to ask Nav to follow plot out of harbour? Bernard's fault. :nope:


Think Dowly started it when he started this thread, just picked a random name to blame (or pole-dance!), and it just got bigger and bigger...

:har::har::har:

I understand now...

So, Bernard is someone who could do as next pic shows, if he would command a sub....

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/bse0018l.jpg

:O::O:

Greets and ty :03::03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Yep, although I doubt Bernard would ever get a command - but he would have been responsible for the depthgauges or dive-planes! :yep:

Maybe he wanted a transfer to the Luftwaffe? :haha:

[JJOM]

Yep, although I doubt Bernard would ever get a command - but he would have been responsible for the depthgauges or dive-planes! :yep:

Maybe he wanted a transfer to the Luftwaffe? :haha:

Mmmm... giving ideas as those could bring us scenes as...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MhCyZAoZPic/Sh9CQ_tpmgI/AAAAAAAAATE/wvcvC6EBdOM/s400/crashandburn.jpg

Well... it could be..

:har::har:

Greets, :03::03:

[frau kaleun]

Perhaps this could be a stupid question... but... who hell is Bernard??


Think Dowly started it when he started this thread, just picked a random name to blame (or pole-dance!), and it just got bigger and bigger...

:yep:

Bernard made his debut in the first post of the thread:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=145486&postcount=1

And he's been with us - for better or worse, usually worse - ever since!

[Gerald]

:DL

[Sailor Steve]

Yep, although I doubt Bernard would ever get a command...
Actually Bernard has had many commands, in that he has turned into a catch-all whipping boy we blame for our own screw-ups.

[Gerald]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/BadPatrol.jpg
Worst patrol ever. Damn young jocks and their torpedo boats... tore the deck gun and forward torpedo chamber up pretty well. I've had this grid also,after that, I sailed up to Gib, and lowered a bit commercial vessels, :yep:

[Missing Name]

I like drawing more than writing fiction. Might explain that C I got on that test last semester.

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/NotSoLongAgo.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Far more entertaining that just typing "CTD!!!"

I have no idea what's causing it, but it's still funny. :D

[Tessa]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/BadPatrol.jpg
Worst patrol ever. Damn young jocks and their torpedo boats... tore the deck gun and forward torpedo chamber up pretty well.

Lucky that you had a good number of patrols below your belt, Kaleuns that came home with a patrol like that got transfered "elsewhere" and never saw duty at sea again.

[VONHARRIS]

@Missing Name
This is the best way to report a CTD.
Congratulations on this idea of yours.

[Cal Dega]

I felt that creating a community page for Bernard might bring a little awareness to Subsim. Anyone can add any funny pictures they might want to share of him.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Bernard/187756467917221 (http://www.facebook.com/home.php#%21/pages/Bernard/187756467917221)

:)

I forgot to say but be sure to like the page please. I hope this will start a funny trend.

[Gargamel]

And so the journey begins again.......

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5685/journeyn.png

[frau kaleun]

And so the journey begins again.......

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5685/journeyn.png

http://geekspodcast.com/geekpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/yo_dawg-230x300.jpg

Yo dawg we heard you like posting so we put your post in a post in another post so you could see your post in a post when you post.

:O:

[Gargamel]

http://geekspodcast.com/geekpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/yo_dawg-230x300.jpg

Yo dawg we heard you like posting so we put your post in a post in another post so you could see your post in a post when you post.

:O:

You know how tempted I was to do that about 15 times? And make an infinite post?

[Missing Name]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/Bernard.png


My (quickly made) interpretation of Bernard. He's not worth a helmet, so Cookie gave him a saucepan to make him shut up. He then proceeded to engrave a "B" in it, while looking in the mirror.

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/bernardlittle.png And now in miniature!


(Both pictures are png, can't make transparent gifs for some reason)

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

He did invent dehydrated water though...not a lot of people knew that :03:

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/6666639_11802838_mywrite/justaddwater.jpg

[Damo]

http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/Damo4576/Screenies/PassengerCargo.jpg

Proof...

[Subnuts]

"We've been detected, Herr Kaluen!"
http://i51.tinypic.com/ruo09e.jpg

[Subnuts]

Count the glitches.
http://i53.tinypic.com/2e0rdx3.jpg

[Missing Name]

Ah, yes. The gill-equipped lookout crew!

[frau kaleun]

Well, your first mistake was letting Scotty run the transporter after a lunch of Scotch, Scotch, and Scotch with a side of Scotch. :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Count the glitches.
1. The paint scheme is totally wrong for that boat.

2. The freighter is sitting to deep in the water.

3. Some of your guages are black.

4. The propellors are turning the wrong way.

5. The sun is way too big.

Did I miss anything?

[Gargamel]

I think I'd be reverse too in that spot.


Sure hope you sunk the bastard... looks like you cut him open pretty good.

[Jimbuna]

Never upgrade to a conning tower with such a sharp leading edge.

[Gargamel]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/939/sh3img122011793115.png

Bernard: Kaleun! If we hurry, I bet we can cut them off in that tight area! It'd be fun to hit them again!

Kaleun: *SLAP*

Bernard: Owwwww!

[Gargamel]

Never upgrade to a conning tower with such a sharp leading edge.

Or just go faster so it works.

[Jimbuna]

Or just go faster so it works.

Precisely!!

[the.terrabyte.pirate]

What did you call me?????

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/The_Terrabyte_Pirate/SH3Img3-2-2011_10267_464.jpg

Do I just have a dirty mind?:yep:

[frau kaleun]

What did you call me?????

Do I just have a dirty mind?:yep:

Serves you right for downloading Dowly's skinpack. :O:

[Gargamel]

Serves you right for downloading Dowly's skinpack. :O:

Didn't get it till the Dowry reference.

[Sailor Steve]

Reminds me of an old Simpsons episode. Homer is being interviewed by a news crew, and the caption they always put at the bottom says "Homer Simpson - local boob."

Of course I'm not that stupid. I only had to look at the thing three times before I figured it out. :88)

[the.terrabyte.pirate]

Of course I'm not that stupid. I only had to look at the thing three times before I figured it out. :88)

I've been at sea for the last three weeks. It's the first thing I saw.

[Myxale]

1. The paint scheme is totally wrong for that boat.

2. The freighter is sitting to deep in the water.

3. Some of your guages are black.

4. The propellors are turning the wrong way.

5. The sun is way too big.

Did I miss anything?


:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Reminds me of an old Simpsons episode. Homer is being interviewed by a news crew, and the caption they always put at the bottom says "Homer Simpson - local boob."

Of course I'm not that stupid. I only had to look at the thing three times before I figured it out. :88)

I rember that episode :DL

[Missing Name]

Graphics glitch time!


http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/GymTime.jpg

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/paper.jpg
(This patrol was November 1940.)

[VONHARRIS]

The Bdu sends U-64 to her death
http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/9984/bernardn.jpg


Would you use the deck gun? :D

[frau kaleun]

Would you use the deck gun? :D

Oh come on, you can still use it.





Once.

:O:

[Missing Name]

Oh come on, you can still use it.





Once.

:O:

And by once, we mean that he'll forget to take the cap off before firing.

[VONHARRIS]

And by once, we mean that he'll forget to take the cap off before firing.

Much worse! He was ordered to man the deck gun and he went to the flak gun.

[Jimbuna]

And by once, we mean that he'll forget to take the cap off before firing.

Let us hope so.

[frau kaleun]

Let us hope so.

Hee.

The downside is, you no longer have a working deck gun.

The upside is, you no longer have Bernard on your boat. Well, not in one piece anyway.

[Missing Name]

Hee.

The downside is, you no longer have a working deck gun.

The upside is, you no longer have Bernard on your boat. Well, not in one piece anyway.

He must have had a Chop-Chop fruit or something, because he reassembled after that last shell hit.

[Gargamel]

Harbormaster: Kaleun, I don't remember your boat having a conning tower emblem painted on.

Kaleun: Oh that's just Bernard.

[VONHARRIS]

Against all odds , Bernard performs his duties in an excellent way. He is not destroying anything else , but the target ship.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2109/bernardinaction.jpg

He is the one in the blue uniform and - amazing - the deck gun is still in one piece.

Before he went out I said to him :
Bernard , if you screw this one up your next station is inside torpedo tube 1.
We have a lack of live torps.

I think it worked, This time :D

[Bakkels]

:har: :haha: :up:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[Tessa]

The Bdu sends U-64 to her death
http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/9984/bernardn.jpg


Would you use the deck gun? :D

Did he transfer onto your boat? Even after 30 patrols I have doubts as to whether he will have earned his u-boat badge granted his taken an enormous step on his latest patrol.

[Collin Dougherty]

This is the birth-place of Bernard! :D

[VONHARRIS]

This Bernard is one of a kind.
After being threatened to be used as TI torpedo he is a different man.
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/9681/bernard1.jpg

Yes , he is the same one who got confused the deck gun with the flak gun.

The German Cross was awarded to him because he sunk a passenger/cargo with a single shot (I couldn't believe it but it is true)
Now he is the Bootsmann responsible for the deck gun and he is doing fine.
Of course the threat is still active!

[Gargamel]

What did you call me?????

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/The_Terrabyte_Pirate/SH3Img3-2-2011_10267_464.jpg

Do I just have a dirty mind?:yep:

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/26079/1.jpg

[Slyguy3129]

After reading through most of the this thread I can say by far, that this funniest thing here is.......



































Me and Bernard share the same birthday........9/25/87.......no joke.....:rotfl2:

[SkyBaron]

somewhere... beyond the sea... :DL

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2249/deepk.jpghttp://img7.imageshack.us/i/deeppn.jpg

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT1094.jpg
I wonder why the other guys are laughing behind my back?

[Gargamel]

Kaleun, You know its the middle of the day right? Holding that flashlight to your face to try and scare us isnt working.

[Johnfb]

My Wo must work for the Irish Weather Services...according to him it's not raining at all. :yeah:


http://img858.imageshack.us/img858/4909/sh3h.png

[Fish In The Water]

http://img858.imageshack.us/img858/4909/sh3h.png

Sorry to rain on your parade, but in the poor guy's defense, the report time was 04:27, whereas the game time is 05:29.

Shoddy forecaster though he may be, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and suggest it could have started raining during the ensuing hour. :O:

[Johnfb]

Sorry to rain on your parade, but in the poor guy's defense, the report time was 04:27, whereas the game time is 05:29.

Shoddy forecaster though he may be, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and suggest it could have started raining during the ensuing hour. :O:


True true... :har::oops:

[Johnfb]

Nope it's him...


http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/233/sh31.png

[Gargamel]

Well, he's right... there's no precipitation.... just a very localized meteor storm.

[Johnfb]

Well, he's right... there's no precipitation.... just a very localized meteor storm.


:har::haha:

[Fish In The Water]

Well, he's right... there's no precipitation.... just a very localized meteor storm.

Either that or a large flock of birds suddenly relieved themselves... :D

[frau kaleun]

You're all wrong. They're Winston Churchill's tears of frustration. :smug:

[Gargamel]

You're all wrong. They're Winston Churchill's tears of frustration. :smug:

Or he's tapping out his cigar ash on you.

[Frontier359]

All that diesel exhaust tore a hole in the Ozone layer, causing subatomic solar radiation particles to strike your eye retinas, thus triggering false neural signals. Your brain interpreted these false signals as vertical white streaks.

This is the only logical explanation.

[Fish In The Water]

All that diesel exhaust tore a hole in the Ozone layer, causing subatomic solar radiation particles to strike your eye retinas, thus triggering false neural signals. Your brain interpreted these false signals as vertical white streaks.

This is the only logical explanation.

Please tell me this is somehow related to the whole 2012 thing, or at least point me in the direction of a new conspiracy site that delves deeper into the 'truth.' :D

[Sailor Steve]

Please tell me this is somehow related to the whole 2012 thing...
This is somehow related to the whole 2012 thing.

Well, you asked. :O:

[Fish In The Water]

This is somehow related to the whole 2012 thing.

Paranoia duly fed.... :O:

Now I feel much better, thank you!

[Sailor Steve]

Here, let me increase your paranoia: What if I lied?

[Fish In The Water]

What if I lied?

:huh: :p2: :rotfl2:

[Missing Name]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/Glasses.jpg

"No, my glasses aren't over here, either..."

[DvdW]

My little Bernard moment:
http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/2379/sh3img265201116712760.png

Just coming out of the port of St. Nazaire, sailing at full speed while zooming to far out at the map... Jup, did'nt saw that one comming...:damn:

[Bakkels]

Submarine:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDMXJTBQPTBKJXI0PCca3eADtxd0oiS waKjE5xrFek8YUL7za_

Off-read vehicle:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrsIrFf45K2hVN5TWERJZIMtH0C6LW4 vT1i6GaNN56sin6Ni-1WA

:rotfl2::O:

[Fish In The Water]

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/2379/sh3img265201116712760.png


Great place for a picnic! Hope you enjoyed the day at the beach! :D

[Osmium Steele]

And the screws are still turning. You'd think someone would have gotten a clue by now... :hmmm:

[DvdW]

Thanks or all the good advice mates! :up: It was a real nice day on the beach :salute:

[timmy41]

he didnt beach it, they were just careening! ya...

[Sailor Steve]

he didnt beach it, they were just careening! ya...
:rotfl2: :rock:

"Scrape that hull, you useless swabs!"

[Jimbuna]

Very old and totally off topic.

[Jimbuna]

Nope...don't see an SHIII connection there either :hmmm:

What's with the desparate measures? :haha:

[Fish In The Water]

Nope...don't see an SHIII connection there either :hmmm:

Maybe the ninjas disembarked off a WWII era sub? ;)

[Jimbuna]

Maybe the ninjas disembarked off a WWII era sub? ;)

Which would account for the dyslexia in their fingers :DL

[vect13]

anyone know how to use croped photos for personel pics in silent hunter 3 , and how do you post your crew roster on facebook ?, help appreciated thnx:arrgh!:

[Fish In The Water]

anyone know how to use croped photos for personel pics in silent hunter 3...

If you're talking in-game, you need to create a .tga file for the SH3\data\Menu\Data\ofaces folder.

...and how do you post your crew roster on facebook ?, help appreciated thnx:arrgh!:Open the roster (either via SH3 Commander, or in 'My Documents\Personnel Files\SH3...'), then take a screenshot and upload...

[Howard313]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3303/sh3batman1.jpg
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3148/sh3batman2.jpg
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5913/sh3batman3.jpg

Because I'm the hero Germany deserves...
But not the one they really need right now...
Because I can take it...
Because I am....The Dark Knight!

(Thanks to Steed for the Black Type VII skin, which made my dream of playing as batman in a WW2 submarine simulator possible.)

(created and added the batman logo to sh3 myself using photoshop)

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[Fish In The Water]

(Thanks to Steed for the Black Type VII skin, which made my dream of playing as batman in a WW2 submarine simulator possible.)

Now you just need to add all the 'Bat' gadgets and you're good to go! :haha:

[VONHARRIS]

(Thanks to Steed for the Black Type VII skin, which made my dream of playing as batman in a WW2 submarine simulator possible.)

(created and added the batman logo to sh3 myself using photoshop)



Are Batman and Robin on watch on the conning tower?

Is the U-batboot?

Nice one.

[Osmium Steele]

Well, finally somebody is going to do something about the Penguin and his Type VIIB! :salute:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYfgJEnTeQEAN1C-j6HhvimsH1Y1pBC52dkiLZoiDmelzMh4MqR0yQ7mV2

[Kip336]

The Batboat looks awesome!

[sublynx]

.
Because I am....The Dark Knight!


Well, finally somebody is going to do something about the Penguin and his Type VIIB! :salute:


LMAO :har:

[John Mason]

#2

Always a favorite,
happens all the time! :damn:

[Missing Name]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/mystery_ship.jpg

Enormous advances in hovercraft technology were made in the opening months of World War II.

[Iron Budokan]

Haha, that Batboat is the ultimate! :O:

[stuart279]

Hope there is no Hendra Virus on board

[SubConscious]

I love the Batman emblem! I wonder if it's possible to create a Batman skin for the Watch Officer?

I rode in the Batmobile when I was a kid in the 60's. My father ran a transmission shop and one of the Batmobiles that was scheduled to appear at a local auto show had transmission trouble, so he repaired it. We were test driving it down Gratiot in Mt. Clemens, Michigan when we were pulled over by the Mt. Clemens police department: The original Batmobile didn't have turn signals.

The officers were both laughing. One asked the other "Are you going to write this up?" "Hell no" was the reply, so we didn't get a ticket.

<Edit: Photo added> I'm the guy in the awesome rubber boots.

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm56/Doc_Nonverbal/Batmobile1970.jpg

[Fish In The Water]

^^^ Great story... :haha:

[Sailor Steve]

Yes it is. Way cool! :rock:

[prestupnik]

Great story..:rock:

[GoDeep]

My attempt at a humorous picture has so far failed, seeing as it turned into a cartoon. I hope it'll get a smile at least, because I thought it was funny when I started out. However, it seems less funny in retrospect... :oops:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-YjHRhWOHBnU/Tl1yCdDyTjI/AAAAAAAAAK4/wKMtigadVh8/s640/db-comic-1.png

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ulgLDB5Nhuc/Tl1yCeNYrXI/AAAAAAAAAK0/39LbdjtkpiY/s640/db-comic-2.png

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-to897XE28vI/Tl1yCnthTgI/AAAAAAAAAK8/JoGO83Mhz2s/s640/db-comic-3.png

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-spD8Ug9M2r0/Tl1yG3ntXNI/AAAAAAAAALA/Qxu2JqpEC8A/s640/db-comic-4.png

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-MWaMBN7xHEA/Tl1yG7X5yKI/AAAAAAAAALE/PaGBRweZigY/s640/db-comic-5.png

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Ysnacv9O_M4/Tl1yHApTMqI/AAAAAAAAALI/FtyFo-6vars/s640/db-comic-6.png

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-FAVe1nzUMnQ/Tl1yLxbNbzI/AAAAAAAAALU/EVy_QT4V0s8/s640/db-comic-7.png

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dcyXLQYY18Q/Tl1yL3FWneI/AAAAAAAAALQ/aXSsVzZ1wog/s640/db-comic-8.png

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-C28tIrwtoto/Tl1yL8zm93I/AAAAAAAAALM/RJGvtoCUNHY/s640/db-comic-9.png

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-SSkfHODvn28/Tl1yPcdtYeI/AAAAAAAAALY/4Z7RuhjS_z4/s640/db-comic-10.png

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-AyYQlsVe0qI/Tl1yPdz8duI/AAAAAAAAALc/_CoG7RZG9GE/s640/db-comic-11.png

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZkEwsHlHcUg/Tl1yQeFUjqI/AAAAAAAAALg/RoQ_IfCnCjQ/s640/db-comic-12.png

[Jimbuna]

Excellent :DL

[GoDeep]

Excellent :DL

Oh, you like? Thanks, Jim! :sunny:

[Jimbuna]

Oh, you like? Thanks, Jim! :sunny:
One of the funniest in this thread IMHO :sunny:

[GoDeep]

One of the funniest in this thread IMHO :sunny:

Thanks, I appreciate it! :yeah:
I think it's very hard to predict what people find funny...

[Jimbuna]

Thanks, I appreciate it! :yeah:
I think it's very hard to predict what people find funny...

Very true...my advice would be to post what you think is funny and provided it's not blatantly rude or insulting you'll seldom go wrong.

[HW3]

I like it!

:salute:

[VONHARRIS]

GoDeep , a very funny post. I like it very much.

Do you have any more of these?