Humorous SHIII picture thread

[GoDeep]

GoDeep , a very funny post. I like it very much.

Do you have any more of these?

Thank you! :salute:
Not until I find the time and inspiration to make some more of these. Now that it's gotten a good reception, I might be more inspired, of course. :hmmm:

[BossMark]

Very good and very funny GoDeep well done :salute::salute:

[Herr-Berbunch]

I wasn't going to add to this thread, but if it's providing inspiration for a further funny then here it is.

It is funny, please do another one! :yeah:

[Gerald]

@GoDeep. UNBEATABLE :yeah:

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, you like? Thanks, Jim! :sunny:
He's not the only one! OUTSTANDING! :rock::salute:

[danasan]

Yes, it was really very funny and a LolBoot as well :D:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

He's not the only one! OUTSTANDING! :rock::salute:

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!

http://mmnassira.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/highlander_resam.jpg

[GoDeep]

Thanks everyone! :salute:

Now I've got a new problem though... How do I equal or top my previous success? :06::hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Thanks everyone! :salute:

Now I've got a new problem though... How do I equal or top my previous success? :06::hmmm:
You don't, and you don't try. Just do what you feel. If it's even better, great. If it's not quite as good, it's still great. If it bombs? Well, it happens to all of us. Just have fun, and don't even try to come up with something. The best jokes are the ones that just pop into your head. :sunny:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Now I've got a new problem though... How do I equal or top my previous success? :06::hmmm:

If something makes you laugh, it'll make others laugh too. Of course none of them may read this thread but that's the risk you take in comedy. If you don't try you'll never know! :D

[GoDeep]

With apologies to John Cleese et al for using their work as inspiration for the following:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-RyV-XOp57aU/Tl7Ea_BXueI/AAAAAAAAAMA/rEgvEcjImT8/s640/sh-comic-01.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-SscN3zvqCb0/Tl7EayI9n6I/AAAAAAAAAL8/m3sLmIw7KYU/s640/sh-comic-02.jpg

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-HpZNCvt2EPo/Tl7Ea3X0kWI/AAAAAAAAAME/Hj2UtGgfa3Q/s640/sh-comic-03.jpg

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-lFahsQpIf5w/Tl7EbH1tCLI/AAAAAAAAAMI/of8LNQf8juw/s640/sh-comic-04.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-eUSDeLb5f10/Tl7EbbfzjmI/AAAAAAAAAMM/OtJ6cYS5OmY/s640/sh-comic-05.jpg

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-WfH22kW0pO0/Tl7EbpUlWLI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/q_oFfkMqa-U/s640/sh-comic-06.jpg

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-09kmioLNYN0/Tl7Ebyj-93I/AAAAAAAAAMU/biBfDP0ZJz0/s640/sh-comic-07.jpg

For the original, that inspired this joke: http://youtu.be/xJSey8HRUhU

[danasan]

Nice one again, well done! :yeah:

[GoDeep]

Danke, Herr Kaleun! :salute:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[Missing Name]

"How To Be Irritating: Dangerously Irritating"

[VONHARRIS]

GoDeep : Keep it coming! :up:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Yes, please do :yep:

[Sailor Steve]

Very good! :rock:

[GoDeep]

Thank you, everyone! Much obliged! :salute:

[U-Boot]

Not a new pic as such, but I devoted my signature to our beloved old fellow Bernard. ;)



And whilst I play SH5 (modded) these days, I'm quite sure there's a pendant in that game too - for who else would choose to put an :ugly: as his emblem onto his conning tower...:DL

[PapaKilo]

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/9184/hehepg.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/695/hehepg.jpg/)

Tom and Jerry :shucks:

[Sailor Steve]

Take him in tow, 1WO. We'll show the boys back home how it's done. :sunny:

[PapaKilo]

Take him in tow, 1WO. We'll show the boys back home how it's done. :sunny:

I don't know what's going on in his mind but he started it first, like I was to blame that he has no bridge, funnel and deck gun anymore :haha:

[Fish In The Water]

No Visual Contacts:

http://i54.tinypic.com/13z0713.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I don't know what's going on in his mind but he started it first, like I was to blame that he has no bridge, funnel and deck gun anymore :haha:
Oh. I just thought it was some ship type I was unfamiliar with. :oops:

[frau kaleun]

You're probably the first vessel he's seen since he was launched, and now he's imprinted on you and thinks you're his mommy.

[Jimbuna]

He'll soon grow into a fine anti sub trawler.

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/2193/unledca.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/842/unledca.jpg/)

[belecbelec]

pretty boat I've never met

[Gerald]

pretty boat I've never met Soon ya will, :DL

[Fish In The Water]

pretty boat I've never met

Easiest way to fix that is to keep playing, :03: and welcome aboard! :sunny:

[U-Falke]

No Visual Contacts:

http://i54.tinypic.com/13z0713.jpg

What mods are you using?

[Fish In The Water]

What mods are you using?

Gosh there's several at play there...

Uniforms: KM blue by Easy Eight65.

Water: SH5 for SH3 by rik007.

Ship model: Lutzow by Gerome73.

Sub skin: AW3 by Venatore.

That's all I can think of ATM... :sunny:



Oh, and standard GWX3 environment. :yep:

[alistar666]

Cool Pics :)

[Fish In The Water]

Cool Pics :)

Hi Alistar, welcome to Subsim! :sunny:

[Jimbuna]

pretty boat I've never met

Welcome Matey :sunny:

[Jimbuna]

Cool Pics :)

Welcome Matey :sunny:

[Gerald]

@ Alistar666! Welcome to SubSim, :sunny:

[Gerald]

He'll soon grow into a fine anti sub trawler.

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/2193/unledca.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/842/unledca.jpg/) Not likely, then I will sink her, with a fish :D

[Jimbuna]

I prefer eels myself :|\\

[Missing Name]

I prefer eels myself :|\\

What about all those little bones :D

[Jimbuna]

What about all those little bones :D

Oh they simply sink to the bottom...rather quickly :03:

[USS Drum]

I found out what Bernard looks like...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/Bernard_Law_Montgomery.jpg/470px-Bernard_Law_Montgomery.jpg

[Gargamel]

I found out what Bernard looks like...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/Bernard_Law_Montgomery.jpg/470px-Bernard_Law_Montgomery.jpg

Thats not bernard! Bernards german. That's Dinsdale, Bernard's English Cousin!

[USS Drum]

Thats not bernard! Bernards german. That's Dinsdale, Bernard's English Cousin!

Then why is he named BERNARD Law Montgomery.

[Gargamel]

Cause he thought he'd be funny and use his cousins name!

[blackfossian]

Cause he thought he'd be funny and use his cousins name!

lol

[VONHARRIS]

What is he expecting to catch?

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1135/fishingb.jpg

[Jimbuna]

What is he expecting to catch?



One of these
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8094/sh32008083120213140.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/266/sh32008083120213140.jpg/)

Or one of these perhaps
http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/2811/sh32009052218553067.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/sh32009052218553067.jpg/)

[Fubar2Niner]

Maybe he is standing by that dockside crane on porpoise. If he hooks one of those bigguns he's going to have a whale of a time :har:.......... OOooohhh :oops:

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Sailor Steve]

I'd be critical, but I've done the same thing myself on a recent thread.

[andypandy1996]

http://i40.tinypic.com/6pszfq.jpg

Bernard decides to join the United States Navy.

http://i42.tinypic.com/wk4pyd.jpg

Herr Kaleun! Bernard has fallen overboard! Shall we rescue him?

Uhhh yea rescue... Hard to port, ahead flank. Someone will rescue him 1WO, and someone will have the misfortune of him.

[aj906]

http://i40.tinypic.com/6pszfq.jpg

Bernard decides to join the United States Navy.

Wrong ship type but it reminds me of the Flower class corvettes. The Americans always joked crews on the early versions deserved submarine pay because they spent so much time under water in rough seas.

[mylosko]

Very good.

[Hinrich Schwab]

http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/121837480-4.jpg


And you wonder why you have to manually move me to the bridge from the Crew Management menu. :shifty:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[Missing Name]

Among the WO job requirements:
- Must not mind getting somewhat damp.
These kind of understatements only make it more frustrating when they tell me that my brand new orange jacket can't be worn on the bridge. It's the most waterproof thing I have!

[jimmyjam25]

One of these
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8094/sh32008083120213140.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/266/sh32008083120213140.jpg/)

Or one of these perhaps
http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/2811/sh32009052218553067.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/sh32009052218553067.jpg/)

I wanna see whales and dolphins!

[Jimbuna]

You'll find dolphins all year round in Cadiz harbour for example:

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3760/93687739.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/93687739.jpg/)

For the humpback whale...look up it's migration routes on Google and you'll know where to find them :03:

[Sepp von Ch.]

For the humpback whale...look up it's migration routes on Google and you'll know where to find them :03:

:rotfl2:

[jimmyjam25]

For the humpback whale...look up it's migration routes on Google and you'll know where to find them :03:[/QUOTE]

:har: Haha thats gold!

[Frenchy849]

I wonder since when there are dolphins in Brest :hmmm:
No,really,I hear some after my sabotage checks.

[Jimbuna]

I wonder since when there are dolphins in Brest :hmmm:
No,really,I hear some after my sabotage checks.

Your probanly hearing the ambient underwater sound noises.

Listen real carefully and if your lucky you may hear a shrimp fart :03:

[Frenchy849]

*Hears a fart in sonar*
Sailor:Frennsen! You just gassed the boat!
Crew:*laughter*
*facegear*

[u35_captain]

http://i39.tinypic.com/264s8qa.jpg

Can I call this a Bernard moment?

Either way, something interesting happened just before I showed up in port. :P

[u35_captain]

http://i39.tinypic.com/65z9th.jpg

I love the look on his face, as he shows off his new 'bling'.

[Missing Name]

[What used to be a C3]

Can I call this a Bernard moment?

Either way, something interesting happened just before I showed up in port. :P

Obviously, mistakes were made. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement)

[matti95]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd422/matti_95/SH3Img77.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd422/matti_95/sh3bild.jpg

BERNARD!!!!

[Frenchy849]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4852/sh32012031621114587.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/16/sh32012031621114587.png/)
Who the hell designed this map?!

[u35_captain]

I found this amusing in a 'wait, what?' type of way. I fired my last torpedo into a convoy I encountered on the way back home in May, '42. I got an oiler. And usually a convoy just changes course and reforms the lines, but this time, for reasons unknown, they...had a bit of a traffic jam. Had I more torpedoes I could have racked up some *serious* tonnage.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2w6xd6t.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Usually happens when a waypoint for a change of direction is reached whilst under attack.

[u35_captain]

Usually happens when a waypoint for a change of direction is reached whilst under attack.

Explains a lot. Actually saw a collision happen this way once. A small merchant rammed clean into a T3 Tanker. The T3 limped off with decks awash. Not sure what happened to the small merchant, but comparing the sizes, I suppose 'it sank' is a likely option.

I wish I had proof, but three destroyers were trying to kill me at the moment it happened. The fourth was stuck in the reforming convoy, thankfully.

[Beany]

some funny pics:up:

[Missing Name]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/RAMMINGSPEED.jpg

Ramming does NOT always work.

[Kptlt. Siegmann]

Wanna be uboat :rotfl2:
Check out the aft deck. Poor sailor...
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-oIDbrA6Qhhc/T7nF2AkxDFI/AAAAAAAAAPA/00-80t4_pqc/s1024/heavyseas.jpg

Flying PT Boats
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-6Kb_WSWVPGQ/T7nF2tJYRjI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/OLghzPquDCE/s1024/PTboatflying.jpg
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-DpFd-IaGq1Y/T7nF463Qt9I/AAAAAAAAAPo/lafQfX1wqdE/s1024/PTboatflying3.jpg
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-3WZd3OTCX-0/T7nF8BJfQkI/AAAAAAAAAQA/I9dqRikSOXM/s1024/ptboat_airtime2.jpg

[VONHARRIS]

Wanna be uboat :rotfl2:
Check out the aft deck. Poor sailor...


Flying PT Boats



That last one is really flying! :DL
I hate those boats

[jimmyjam25]

I have twins in my crew again! What are the odds? :haha:http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/4392/twinslol.jpg

[Kptlt. Siegmann]

It was my first war patrol on this career, so I decided to be bold and go toe to toe with a destroyer on the surface. While observing a lone merchant ship in the process of sinking, a curious destroyer showed up. Not wanting to be detected, I decided to stop watching my handy work and slip away from the scene. Curious destroyer become a pesky destroyer. Long story short, I torpedoed him way too far forward, just in front of the A turret. That sent him limping away at a mere 6kts. So what did I decide to do? CHASE HIM! :timeout: My crew looked at me with disbelief. We surfaced some 3km astern, and immediately took (rather inaccurate) fire. I hung back at this distance until the rear turret was out of ammo. No hits scored :haha:. I promptly closed the distance and jumped on the flak gun when I got within a few hundred meters. Now it was just a matter of clean up, and one by one, I destroyed all the turrets and the machine guns on the port side. Have a look!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-5SNVmArR_JA/T77gk4sRY3I/AAAAAAAAARA/E98r1OurtEw/s1024/SH3Img%4024-5-2012_17.37.18_212.jpg
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-guIcgyyWxzc/T77glosqxyI/AAAAAAAAARI/vnh_pf2YhKU/s1024/SH3Img%4024-5-2012_17.37.24_412.jpg
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-DeY6nelKGFY/T77gmKzTPUI/AAAAAAAAARQ/80e8gHYDGzU/s1024/SH3Img%4024-5-2012_17.37.55_522.jpg


You can see the burn marks from the torpedo impact on the starboard bow.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-cZ41-LDqj2k/T77gm7HyQAI/AAAAAAAAARY/IVTBfV_7B68/s1024/SH3Img%4024-5-2012_17.38.3_122.jpg

Starboard machine guns don't have a clue what to do :O:
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-MjSbxQQEa0s/T77gnhzLOlI/AAAAAAAAARg/hy50X5rh3dY/s1024/SH3Img%4024-5-2012_17.38.10_942.jpg

Come out with your hands up! Nice and slow!
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-l57IlMddbDU/T77goN1Qf0I/AAAAAAAAARo/TgZFjblWB8I/s1024/SH3Img%4024-5-2012_17.38.48_492.jpg

Good thing torpedoes have a minimum arming distance. I just now noticed this destroyer had 2 triple launchers.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-gcFiyimSucA/T77govQwgbI/AAAAAAAAARw/PO18pwFTmg0/s1024/SH3Img%4024-5-2012_17.38.52_882.jpg

My emblem says it all (note what Mickey wrote on the torpedo) :woot:
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-v0FgDUVGDus/T77gpUD63KI/AAAAAAAAAR4/GEUuhDWJcJg/s1024/SH3Img%4024-5-2012_17.41.27_342.jpg


That's right destroyer. A u-boat chased you, caught up to you, took no hits from your aft turret, and rendered you defenseless with just 1 20mm flak gun. I trust your log book will correctly detail this engagement. Looking forward to reading the London Times when you return to port :salute:

[SubConscious]

That is AWESOME! I was half expecting you to hoist the Jolly Roger and board them! 8^ )

I've never taken on a destroyer like that. I've tackled a few armed trawlers, as I'm pretty good with the deck gun and once I've taken out their forward gunner, they're generally dead meat.

The trick is surfacing on the lee side of an unarmed merchant to give myself the time to set up the deck gun and be prepared to fire.

Kudos on a job well done!

[Sailor Steve]

Way off topic. That's why it's called the humorous SHIII thread.

We have a thread just for that picture here:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=163913

Though I think it's been posted there more than once already.

[CurtisSlade]

My apologies.. Didn't know where it went and thought of you guys. Sorry bout that

[Sailor Steve]

Not at all. I overreacted again, as usual. Please forgive a cranky old man. :oops:

[Grun Teufel]

http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/RAMMINGSPEED.jpg

Ramming does NOT always work.

Although I think I know the answer to this, I have got to ask. Did the crew on the deck gun survive?

[Grun Teufel]

WARNING! KALEUN IN TRAINING!

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1302/intrain36op.jpg
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/3436/intrain11zu.jpg
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1918/intrain21tr.jpg
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5391/intrain44er.jpg

:hmm:

I guess the conning tower was optional on that variant.:up:

[Grun Teufel]

i sunk a big cargo ship...

but was loaded with 30.000 rubber floating yellow ducks :nope:

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6055/rubberducks8qo.jpg

I hate to say this, but depriving children of their bath toys isn't going to win the war.:-?

[Grun Teufel]

ok, let me see if i can do this correctly
apparently, one of my men think I talk too much
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/2531/shhh5px.jpg

One of my guys do the same thing! And I'm thinking "I'm the one who said to rig for silent running! You be quiet!"

[jreid666]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-5SNVmArR_JA/T77gk4sRY3I/AAAAAAAAARA/E98r1OurtEw/s1024/SH3Img%4024-5-2012_17.37.18_212.jpg[/IMG]











Should have gone to specsavers :rotfl2:

[Succat]

Updated to non brutal version :up:

http://www.abload.de/img/17gip7.jpg

http://www.abload.de/img/2d2eyd.jpg

[Succat]

http://www.abload.de/img/shot13554684027kqps.jpg

[Chisum]

-"Ich bin der könig der welt" !

http://i15.servimg.com/u/f15/16/32/90/77/im-kin11.jpg

-Yawohl Herr Kaleun.

[danasan]

an image you don't want to see in SH3

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Bsod.svg/800px-Bsod.svg.png

In Reference to this thread (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=201139)

[Mittelwaechter]

http://www.abload.de/img/oops14bwh6jxt.jpg

Oops!

[Raptor]

DAS IST NICHT DER HI-RES FIX, DUMBKOPF:/\\!!!

[Sepp von Ch.]

Near Cape Town have destroyers no guns:rock::D
http://s16.postimg.org/mwab9yvkh/SH3_Img_30_6_2013_10_6_48_791.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/mwab9yvkh/)
http://s21.postimg.org/s5thy4bb7/SH3_Img_30_6_2013_10_13_32_46.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/s5thy4bb7/)
http://s11.postimg.org/5peylr4pb/SH3_Img_30_6_2013_10_13_40_975.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/5peylr4pb/)

[Double Mcwizzle With Chees]

Humph:lol:

[baertram]

Near Cape Town have destroyers no guns:rock::D
http://s16.postimg.org/mwab9yvkh/SH3_Img_30_6_2013_10_6_48_791.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/mwab9yvkh/)
http://s21.postimg.org/s5thy4bb7/SH3_Img_30_6_2013_10_13_32_46.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/s5thy4bb7/)
http://s11.postimg.org/5peylr4pb/SH3_Img_30_6_2013_10_13_40_975.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/5peylr4pb/)

really jsgme disabled...:haha:
baertram

...................................TOP SECRET............................................ ................
The First Indian Rocket Fighter...
http://s7.directupload.net/images/130922/k5pbg88y.jpg (http://www.directupload.net)

That's the wrong direction Ranjib....
http://s7.directupload.net/images/130922/4sbwk37z.jpg (http://www.directupload.net)

Now is it better.....
http://s1.directupload.net/images/130922/48puw46y.jpg (http://www.directupload.net)

And to the last.... seen in April 1945...
The last Shuttle to the backside from Moon............
http://s14.directupload.net/images/130922/5vasqcx6.jpg (http://www.directupload.net)

[Noctua]

KaLeu: Periscope, ready for battle?
CE: Should actually, why?
WO: Better than before!

http://imageshack.com/a/img23/5108/i0aw.jpg

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

If it hasnt already been done, someone should do a reunion between the cousins Bernard and Dinsdale. Should be interesting...:o

[Jimbuna]

I'll drink to that...

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/6666639_11802838_mywrite/justaddwater.jpg

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

This isn't a screenshot, but couldn't get one so...

May 19, 1943
Base: Bergen
Command: U-76
First career ever, 9th patrol.

Exited the base on the first of the month for grid AM48. Nothing good there, only contats those of surprised kaluens as Black May ran its course. My crew was getting demoralized when suddenly...

"Sound contact, merchant, bearing 209, medium range. Constant distance."

I rose the scope for look, saw nothing, and surfaced for another look. Harmless merchant, right?

NOPE!

I surfaced DEAD CENTER of a task force of around 10 DDs and the Hood.

Good news: First salvo from every ship missed.
Bad news: When that didn't work, the 25.5 k ton Hood rammed my 750 ton sub.

Bernard thought they were just a merchant.
Moral: DON'T LET BERNARD THINK! EVER!:/\\!!
---------------------------------------------------------
This actually happened.

[banryu79]

http://www.4shared.com/photo/mUX85xq2ce/SH3Img20-5-2014_231624_696.htmlhttp://dc588.4shared.com/img/mUX85xq2ce/s3/146290faa58/SH3Img20-5-2014_231624_696.bmp

:hmm2: - mmm... Q ships, eh? Let's see where, better avoid that area...

http://dc656.4shared.com/img/5LgDfzyjce/s3/146291017b8/SH3Img20-5-2014_231634_846.bmp

:huh: - jawohl herr kaluen, decidely better to avoid it at all cost!!!
:shifty: - somebody at the BdU HQ have developed an impressive amount of humor lately...

[Sailor Steve]

This isn't a screenshot, but couldn't get one so...
So post it in the 'Current Campaign' thread. That's what it's there for.

[Admiral Halsey]

http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy34/Damo4576/Screenies/PassengerCargo.jpg

Proof...

Ok I know this is an old photo but I really need to know if this is real or Photoshoped.

[Fahnenbohn]

- Hey, Gunter, we no longer have anything to eat !
- I have the solution ! Seagulls are edibles, and we have anti-aircraft weapons !
- That's a great idea ! I'll promote you !
...

http://nsm08.casimages.com/img/2014/10/05//14100511330118069012586701.png (http://www.casimages.com/img.php?i=14100511330118069012586701.png)

- Take that, you damned seagulls !

:rotfl2:

[GilligansBoat]

I'll drink to that...

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/6666639_11802838_mywrite/justaddwater.jpg

Ha! :yeah:

[Damo]

Ok I know this is an old photo but I really need to know if this is real or Photoshoped.

Hi Admiral Halsey, an answer a long time coming...

I edited my log using the editor in SH3Comander, aimed at the passenger cargo's that were/are frustratingly bouyant. :Kaleun_Mad:

[Fahnenbohn]

http://nsm08.casimages.com/img/2014/11/07//14110701490818069012680936.png (http://www.casimages.com/img.php?i=14110701490818069012680936.png)

[The Dark Wolf]

U-123 meets with it's supply ships in the Azores.

http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah305/dgiconcepts/U-123%20pic2_zpsjfzz6cg1.jpg (http://s1383.photobucket.com/user/dgiconcepts/media/U-123%20pic2_zpsjfzz6cg1.jpg.html)

[Sailor Steve]

I don't get it. What's funny about that?

[Nemo66]

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/d96f/86wiwi8q3yp5wer6g.jpg

[Nemo66]

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/5e4a/ggohbp7w3esy3666g.jpg

[Etoka]

:rotfl2:

[Kommandant_Wesser]

Its fake

[djogloc]

DAT ASS
http://s5.postimg.org/euwfdwdfb/SH3_Img_24_4_2015_18_50_2_330.png

I think that Bernard is BDU in SH3 Commander:
http://s5.postimg.org/udtvb0lpx/SH3_Img_24_4_2015_19_27_3_448.png
http://s5.postimg.org/4wbgrf3zr/SH3_Img_24_4_2015_19_27_7_868.png
http://s5.postimg.org/ekti8ao6t/SH3_Img_25_4_2015_13_53_35_616.png

Last Generation Reich Technolgy, invisible binoculars:
http://s5.postimg.org/j99i3hddj/SH3_Img_24_4_2015_18_52_36_153.png
http://s5.postimg.org/o4371rbp3/SH3_Img_24_4_2015_18_52_51_846.png

[Aktungbby]

Etoka!(belatedly) and djogloc!:Kaleun_Salute:

[djogloc]

Thanks.
Anyways, the Bernard memes are very funny, but I don't get, why Bernard?

[Sailor Steve]

Unfortunately they have been removed, but Dowly's very first post that started this thread had a picture of the Chief crouching and holding the pole in the control room. The planesman right behind him made it look like the Chief had one leg wrapped around the pole. The caption said "Herr Kaleun, Bernard is dancing on the pole again!"

In time this developed into Bernard being the guy we blame for our own mistakes. Run yourself aground? "Don't let Bernard take the wheel!"

And so on.

This spread so far that SH4 1.5 U-boat Add-Ons has the default captains name as "Bernard von Umfal."

[Jimbuna]

Thanks.
Anyways, the Bernard memes are very funny, but I don't get, why Bernard?

http://i.imgur.com/azD2KEc.jpg

[djogloc]

I want more guys in my crew like Bernard :rotfl2:

[Fahnenbohn]

I've never imagined the sea ground like that ! :haha:

http://nsm08.casimages.com/img/2015/07/09//15070908580318069013431559.png (http://www.casimages.com/img.php?i=15070908580318069013431559.png)

[Fahnenbohn]

Hey !! STOP !!! I surrender !!!!!!!! :timeout:

http://nsm08.casimages.com/img/2015/07/21//15072101285018069013459406.png (http://www.casimages.com/img.php?i=15072101285018069013459406.png)

[Fahnenbohn]

http://nsm08.casimages.com/img/2015/07/29//15072910052118069013477602.png (http://www.casimages.com/img.php?i=15072910052118069013477602.png)

LOL :haha:

[Fahnenbohn]

The last survivor ... :shucks:

http://nsm08.casimages.com/img/2015/09/13//15091305563318069013579022.png (http://www.casimages.com/img.php?i=15091305563318069013579022.png)

[VONHARRIS]

The last survivor ... :shucks:



Last man standing!

What happened here?

[Fahnenbohn]

Last man standing!

What happened here?

Five avengers, multiplied by four 250-kilogram bombs ...

[Kip336]

The question is: Did she sink?

[Fahnenbohn]

The question is: Did she sink?

Hehe ... This is the same question for the Bismarck : did the royal navy sink the german battleship ? Or did the crew scuttle her ? In fact, even if the crew had not scuttled its ship, she would eventually sank ... a few hours later. :)

Direct answer to your question : yes, my submarine sank ... one second later ! :DL I had just the time to do the screenshot !

[Fahnenbohn]

She's going down !

http://nsm08.casimages.com/img/2015/10/04//15100410534818069013630343.png (http://www.casimages.com/img.php?i=15100410534818069013630343.png)

[ivanov.ruslan]

Its no picture, but i can think of a funny moment in the game, when the kaleun calls "alarmtauchen", the boat shoots into the depth,but watch crew still standing on the turm and watch with binoculars
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSMUa5NXmHaIuY6QUha9RLx7KZcSqw9 Lm0JBJhBn7k4xv9ZYJXHg

[Aks]

Is that Toyota LandCruiser or...?
http://prikachi.com/images/752/8511752F.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Its no picture, but i can think of a funny moment in the game, when the kaleun calls "alarmtauchen", the boat shoots into the depth,but watch crew still standing on the turm and watch with binoculars
Actually pictures of that have been posted in this thread in the past.

[BristolBrick]

I was raiding a port. My torpedos did bubcas, and I was being chased out by a destroyer. Popped up to shoot a trawler. Got it, but got hit.
ME: Dive to periscope depth!
NO: The water is shallow!
ME: But deep enough for periscope depth!
*Bernard crashes submarine into the ground*
ME: PERISCOPE DEPTH!
ME: Oh no, it's not working!
ME: BLOW BALAST!
ME: CRAP! It's not working! We took on too much flood water!:damn:
ME: Who put Bernand in charge of anything?
ME: Bernard!
Burnard the dunderhead: Yes?
:/\\chop
ME: Swim for it! We must surrender. Open the hatches and hold your breath.

[BristolBrick]

I found a burried lighthouse off the coast of france. http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/4928/burriedlighthousekg7.jpg

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4987/mapeditbp0.png

Also, my brief visit to sunny Madeira :p
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5310/sunnymadeirabm2.png


No picture, but funny, well not for those involved I supose:

During World War II, a German U-boat was sunk by a truck. The U-boat in question attacked a convoy in the Atlantic and then rose to see the effect. The merchant ship it sank had material strapped to its deck including a fleet of trucks, one of which was thrown in the air by the explosion, landing on the U-boat and breaking its back.

That was my sub. :oops:

[Fahnenbohn]

Well, they also have someone called "Bernard" in the Royal Navy ...

http://nsm08.casimages.com/img/2016/05/09//16050907495618069014212996.png (http://www.casimages.com/img.php?i=16050907495618069014212996.png)

[Aquelarrefox]

Is that Toyota LandCruiser or...?
http://prikachi.com/images/752/8511752F.jpg

the answer to your question, the mistery of landing boats, or firing boats...

http://s19.postimg.org/inzkhfxbj/sh3_2016_05_09_23_35_08_60.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/inzkhfxbj/)

http://s19.postimg.org/zah4qiq9b/sh3_2016_05_09_23_35_20_27.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/zah4qiq9b/)

http://s19.postimg.org/byt11fbzj/sh3_2016_05_09_23_35_27_92.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/byt11fbzj/)

[KaleutKiwi]

Bernards transfer to dock workers fared no better

http://i67.tinypic.com/o6z3gk.jpg

http://i66.tinypic.com/2zp88k3.jpg

http://i65.tinypic.com/4iornq.jpg

[Whitewolf3]

Is that Toyota LandCruiser or...?
http://prikachi.com/images/752/8511752F.jpg

Nice

[ivanov.ruslan]

Where the hell is Bernard :o :D
http://www.img-share.eu/f/images/261/SH3Img19-8-2016_235049_895BgF26yI_sredna.bmp

[jingke380]

Hello everyone,
I want to know how to upload images to this forum,
Thank you.

[Succat]

Hello everyone,
I want to know how to upload images to this forum,
Thank you.

Easy one:

1. Select Image hoster (https://www.startpage.com/do/dsearch?query=list+of+image+hosters&cat=web&pl=opensearch&language=english)

2. Upload image

3. Select direct image link and post it with "insert image" button or copy "tumbnail for forum" link to have a thumbnail image to open with resolution and size description

There yu go :arrgh!:

http://i.imagebanana.com/img/4jlt4z1g/thumb/TWoSpromo.jpg (https://www.imagebanana.com/view/4jlt4z1g/TWoSpromo.jpg)

[jingke380]

Easy one:

1. Select Image hoster (https://www.startpage.com/do/dsearch?query=list+of+image+hosters&cat=web&pl=opensearch&language=english)

2. Upload image

3. Select direct image link and post it with "insert image" button or copy "tumbnail for forum" link to have a thumbnail image to open with resolution and size description

There yu go :arrgh!:

http://i.imagebanana.com/img/4jlt4z1g/thumb/TWoSpromo.jpg (https://www.imagebanana.com/view/4jlt4z1g/TWoSpromo.jpg)

thank you very much

[Niume]

Bernard in torpedo boat

http://www.part.lt/img/b271719ca4de8df17f769482e502c13f427.bmp (http://www.part.lt/perziura/b271719ca4de8df17f769482e502c13f427.bmp)

[Niume]

When your searchlights are broken. You must go back to medieval times

http://www.part.lt/img/b3a10249d179c8cf3af51204c1042ead325.bmp (http://www.part.lt/perziura/b3a10249d179c8cf3af51204c1042ead325.bmp)


When your crew consumed entire food supply in 2 days.
When where is no choice but to trade in torpedoes for French Baguettes

http://www.part.lt/img/7ba647982ab9c537a4f21146c48be0c8591.bmp (http://www.part.lt/perziura/7ba647982ab9c537a4f21146c48be0c8591.bmp)

[Kendras]

http://i.imgur.com/qPDtumB.png

:hmmm: ... Really ?

[Von Due]

British Stealth Technology, 1940
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z193/WhoCaresWho/SH3Img16-2-2017_4.22.27_393_zpsak6qkbrk.png

[Dagoth_Ur]

The German naval engineers were extraterrestrials in fact :huh:

https://zupimages.net/up/18/15/nn8g.jpg (http://zupimages.net/viewer.php?id=18/15/nn8g.jpg)

[Bleiente]

:up: :03: :D

[BristolBrick]

I'm not entirely sure this counts...

https://imgur.com/Dy6Q1ra.png
Found a convoy, went home. Killed two escorts, third one sails over my torpedoless sub depth charging. Blow ballast underneath flower corvet, try to ram. Chase ensues. Both of us shoot anti-aircraft guns, I ran out of Star Shells on my deck gun, and I tried to ram him.

It didn't do anything and then I broke off, because I could see I probably wouldn't be pursued. (He had the front turret working)

Edit: I did kill all his guys except two in the turret.

[LurkingShark]

When your life flashes before your eyes, like a big pizza pie...


https://i.postimg.cc/bJ3s2MF7/sh3-2019-02-01-20-44-42-54.jpg

[Krieg Francis]

Well, they also have someone called "Bernard" in the Royal Navy ...

http://nsm08.casimages.com/img/2016/05/09//16050907495618069014212996.png (http://www.casimages.com/img.php?i=16050907495618069014212996.png)

"What's that? Dunno, let me get a better look" *drives into torpedo*

[Krieg Francis]

That's right destroyer. A u-boat chased you, caught up to you, took no hits from your aft turret, and rendered you defenseless with just 1 20mm flak gun. I trust your log book will correctly detail this engagement. Looking forward to reading the London Times when you return to port :salute:

Insert confused destroyer meme

[kkyarrick]

Looks like them duke boys gone found some trouble again

https://i.imgur.com/DGrxVyf.jpg

[VonDos]

https://i.ibb.co/F694Gsf/1.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/DWG7RWj/2.jpg

:k_confused::k_confused::k_confused:

Best regards,
Vd

[Anvar1061]

https://cs13.pikabu.ru/post_img/2021/03/27/6/161683855911541564.webp
https://www.vesselfinder.com/news/20465-UPDATE-2-Suez-Canal-Blocked-by-Huge-container-ship-Video-simulation-of-the-controversial-track

[VonDos]

https://cs13.pikabu.ru/post_img/2021/03/27/6/161683855911541564.webp
https://www.vesselfinder.com/news/20465-UPDATE-2-Suez-Canal-Blocked-by-Huge-container-ship-Video-simulation-of-the-controversial-track

So badass.. :o

[Sammy-rai]

I keep ordering them to man the deck gun but no one obeys.

[XDHUGOSXD]

this was merthyr port, early 1941

[G011d3nPony]

https://i.gyazo.com/5da5a2219138daeb04b12b66a89190ff.png

[FUBAR295]

https://i.gyazo.com/5da5a2219138daeb04b12b66a89190ff.png

I think that the merchant ship Captain was applying a little keel hauling for moral boosting while in Uboat infested waters. :arrgh!:

or

Having a contest to see which crew member could hold their breath the longest. :doh:

[patfly]

Wish I had a cap of my ramming a Sunderland...at 25m down, and getting wrecked.

[Diddigsb]

https://www.directupload.net/file/d/6965/wdodqpfc_jpg.htm