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Sailor Steve
11-20-06, 12:29 PM
I certainly hope not. Dinsdaly in Monty Python's Flying Circus was not a screw-up of any kind, just a joke they used. Also, he's British, not American. There HAS to be a better name than that one.
How about Clintion as the next name?
Cant we just make some suggestions, and then raise a poll to see what we could call this "pacific'" bernard guy..? :D
The Noob
11-21-06, 03:08 PM
I wanna keep dinsdale. He screw'ed up so niceley on those Destroyers that sank themselfes....:rotfl:
I am also getting used to Dinsdale.
I agree, Dinsdale is almost "worked in" now.
Biggles
11-21-06, 04:27 PM
We could always take any other Monty Python names like:
Mr. Gumby (need to speak with high voice and pauses LIKE......THIS.........)
Naughtius Maximus
Biggus Dickus (can't spell out "s" sounds, so instead of "ship spotted, it would be: Thip thpotted!")
Mr. Hilter
Albrecht Von Hesse
11-21-06, 05:53 PM
Personally, my pick would be Mr. Bean.
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9247/funzp7.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Good one, STEED!!
Safe-Keeper
11-23-06, 03:24 PM
:rotfl:
Respenus
11-24-06, 08:45 AM
Make sure they don't forget to bring the tea! :arrgh!:
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5015/moveqw1.jpg
this has happened to me a couple of times:shifty:
Sailor Steve
11-24-06, 11:32 AM
@ Steed: don't you know you always get screwed at the drive-through?
@ Steed: don't you know you always get screwed at the drive-through?
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Safe-Keeper
11-24-06, 03:28 PM
@ Steed: don't you know you always get screwed at the drive-through?I don't think they'd screw a submarine carrying guns and torpedoes.
...Maybe if my car was armed? "I'll have a McSwindle, two McTrashes, and one McAnimal Torture, with Christian-Cola and Freedom Fries. Oh, and I've got a roof-mounted 88mm" (so no, I don't go to McDonald's. Ever. I'd rather eat something my cat threw up).
Albrecht Von Hesse
11-24-06, 03:52 PM
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/sub.jpg
Biggles
11-24-06, 06:26 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
THE_MASK
11-24-06, 09:12 PM
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1412/1md3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
HunterICX
11-24-06, 09:14 PM
sober, any description?
I cant really see whats happening lol
mr chris
11-24-06, 09:17 PM
Looks like his boat is flying to me. Is Bernard at the helm?:doh: :hmm:
He has entered the secret realm. That is what the world looks like at 500+ meters!
The Noob
11-25-06, 12:14 AM
@sober, sorry but i HAD to add text to that lolz0r! :D
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2182/1md3pb2.jpg
THE_MASK
11-25-06, 01:04 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
He has entered the secret realm. That is what the world looks like at 500+ meters!
That realm is populated by millions of convoys poorly escorted and full of tankers and liners. Where the Luffwaffe is alway at your beck and call. Also this is the realm that all fallen U-boats go to patrol the seas and protect all men who sail upon its waters regardless of allied or axis alingment.
Essentually this is the Valhalla of U-boaters and possiblly other submariners.:arrgh!:
horrgakx
11-25-06, 05:27 AM
Someone posted up in this thread a pic of a sub going very fast - they'd modified some numbers in a CFG file. Can anyone tell me which CFG file please? I've tried looking in the CFG for my specific sub model and it does have max. speed numbers but changing them has no effect.
Respenus
11-25-06, 03:07 PM
Someone posted up in this thread a pic of a sub going very fast - they'd modified some numbers in a CFG file. Can anyone tell me which CFG file please? I've tried looking in the CFG for my specific sub model and it does have max. speed numbers but changing them has no effect.
You don't change the CFG files. Go http://www.delraydepot.com/tt/sh3sdk.htm and then you download the MiniTweaker with the tweak files (don't forget this). Read the instructions and you'll be fine! They your boat will go 500kt. Just don't forget to turn on unlimited fuel. This babies eat 200% of all your diesel per mile at those speeds :p
horrgakx
11-25-06, 04:51 PM
Thanks bud, never see that site before, bookmarked it thanks!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen! May i present you: Empire celt tanker and her flying AA guns
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2263/shot1164545862zv0.th.jpg (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%3Ca%20href=)
Phew! The system wouldnt let me paste the pic. Edit 2: I hate this, it does not work! Forget it, i'll go and grab a beer!
horrgakx
11-26-06, 12:34 PM
Playing about with the engine power, possible to launch it clean out of the water.
In reality Bernard was playing with the emergency blow system :) I leaped up after attacking this convoy, bet the crew of this destroyer absolutely crapped their pants!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub1.jpg
Must have cleared 10 metres of water.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub.jpg
Respenus
11-26-06, 04:24 PM
Nice pics! Reminds me of the Dolphin (a fan movie) >Where are you Stabitz? :ping:
The only problem with engine modifications is that when you plonge back into the water, it takes an eternity for the sub to level of and start her rise again.
And what did I tell you about turning unlimited fuel and batteries ON???!!!
Stealth Hunter
11-26-06, 07:18 PM
I lol at it.
Now if someone could get a pic of a U-boat arcing clean over a aircraft carrier or Liner:rotfl:
The Noob
11-26-06, 10:15 PM
Now if someone could get a pic of a U-boat arcing clean over a aircraft carrier or Liner:rotfl:
"Sir, a german submarine just landed on our deck"
"DIIIIIIINSDAAAAALE!!!!111"
:rotfl:
nightdagger
11-26-06, 10:18 PM
Or better yet, sinking a destroyer with torpedoes...while flying over it.
Now if someone could get a pic of a U-boat arcing clean over a aircraft carrier or Liner:rotfl:
There was this kind of vid showing XXI jumping over ships. Search for it. :arrgh!:
Safe-Keeper
11-26-06, 11:24 PM
Probably old to some, but:
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4018/hahtf7.th.jpg (http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hahtf7.jpg)
:rotfl:
nightdagger
11-27-06, 12:41 AM
Oh, bernard is asking for it!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/nightdagger/hesaskingforit.jpg
The Noob
11-27-06, 06:31 AM
Another Game Nerd Picture.... :lol:
(The Original pic is from hunter for a "Funny screenshoot" competetion)
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1998/kopievononpatrol585ku4au4.jpg
nightdagger
11-27-06, 07:33 AM
So that is who hax at CS.
Now if someone could get a pic of a U-boat arcing clean over a aircraft carrier or Liner:rotfl:
There was this kind of vid showing XXI jumping over ships. Search for it. :arrgh!:
I have seen this movie but I think in most of the jumps he runs into the ships (Flips a frickin Liner like a toy though.):rotfl:
The Noob
11-28-06, 07:37 AM
So that is who hax at CS.
Bernard sux at everything, it's no wonder he must use hax. :lol:
Melonfish
11-28-06, 08:03 AM
Playing about with the engine power, possible to launch it clean out of the water.
In reality Bernard was playing with the emergency blow system :) I leaped up after attacking this convoy, bet the crew of this destroyer absolutely crapped their pants!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub1.jpg
Must have cleared 10 metres of water.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub.jpg
Why do i suddenly have the urge to paint my sub orange and tweak the speed/engine settings. then painting a confederate flag on my deck?
pete
Playing about with the engine power, possible to launch it clean out of the water.
In reality Bernard was playing with the emergency blow system :) I leaped up after attacking this convoy, bet the crew of this destroyer absolutely crapped their pants!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub1.jpg
Must have cleared 10 metres of water.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub.jpg
Why do i suddenly have the urge to paint my sub orange and tweak the speed/engine settings. then painting a confederate flag on my deck?
pete
DUKES OF THE SEA!
Dimitrius07
11-28-06, 11:15 AM
Playing about with the engine power, possible to launch it clean out of the water.
In reality Bernard was playing with the emergency blow system :) I leaped up after attacking this convoy, bet the crew of this destroyer absolutely crapped their pants!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub1.jpg
Must have cleared 10 metres of water.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub.jpg
If thise a bird - NO!!
If thise a frog - NO!!
its submarine :) :D :D :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub1.jpg
we may have been detected sir!:rotfl::rotfl:
Oh no! Its Super Kaluen and his trusty U-boat!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/flying-sub.jpg
"BERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!! I SAID "COMPRESSED AIR", NOT "COMPRESSED HELIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Safe-Keeper
11-29-06, 08:33 PM
Tempted to start a caption contest on this one, as I just couldn't come up with anything:oops:. Oh well, no one's perfect.
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6238/divertedattentioncn6.th.jpg (http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=divertedattentioncn6.jpg)
Tempted to start a caption contest on this one, as I just couldn't come up with anything:oops:. Oh well, no one's perfect.
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6238/divertedattentioncn6.th.jpg (http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=divertedattentioncn6.jpg)
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Excellen t!!! Dritbra!!
nightdagger
11-29-06, 09:46 PM
Bernard is dropping the binoculars...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/nightdagger/sh3-20061129-174449.png
Albrecht Von Hesse
11-29-06, 09:59 PM
Bernard is dropping the binoculars...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/nightdagger/sh3-20061129-174449.png
Whilst his mate seems to be losing his head, too. :p
nightdagger
11-29-06, 10:06 PM
Sorry, I just couldn't resist...I'm about to go on patrol and it'll be interesting how it turns out.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/nightdagger/bernardsstats.jpg
:up::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
danlisa
11-30-06, 08:16 AM
:rotfl:
What did Bernard do to deserve so many medals?:doh: and to have him as a helmsman is really dangerous.
Safe-Keeper
11-30-06, 10:16 AM
What did Bernard do to deserve so many medals?:doh:I was wondering that, too. But what interests me more is what he did to get the Wound Badge.
Kpt. Lehmann
11-30-06, 01:03 PM
Thanks to our artist Ichneumon... a little something in honor of all the beta testers recovering from all the heaving...
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f117/KptLehmann/Queasy1.jpg
mr chris
11-30-06, 01:40 PM
Ah the memories snell snell some one get the BUCKET:oops: :oops: :rotfl:
It's been a pleasure Kpt:up:
My Deckgun was empty, but some flares were left....my eyes still hurt :ohttp://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/licht.jpg
bookworm_020
11-30-06, 06:22 PM
It Burns! It Burns!:cool: Man the flak guns!!!!
nightdagger
11-30-06, 10:07 PM
His last commander gave him the iron crosses for leaving his boat. He got the wound badge when a setting he had forgotten to change back on that u-boat caused it to blow up as he was walking off.
I have him as a helmsman because I like games of chance.
THE_MASK
11-30-06, 11:09 PM
WAKE UP BERNARD
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/2971/mmmmmmhi6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Safe-Keeper
11-30-06, 11:11 PM
Er, looks to me like he's been dead for three months. Didn't you notice the decrease in efficiency? Or wasn't there one?
Safe-Keeper
12-01-06, 01:10 AM
Wild night with a mage=ice clump lifting from the sea and aiming its sharp end towards you...
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8275/badfeelingagainwo2.th.jpg (http://img213.imageshack.us/my.php?image=badfeelingagainwo2.jpg)
Ah, Ok, in reality it hung quite still. But still, pretty neat.
Lzs von swe
12-01-06, 04:36 AM
WAKE UP BERNARD
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/2971/mmmmmmhi6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Looks like he is waiting for GTR to load on a 486, soon, soon, zoo...:dead:
http://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/bucks.jpghttp://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/bucks.jpg
nothing with bernard, but funny :D
http://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/sinking.jpg
COOL!!! How did that guy end up in the front???
copy&paste:roll:
those screens with flying crew members are edited too, arenīt they? never seen anyone flying when a ship explodes.
copy&paste:roll:
those screens with flying crew members are edited too, arenīt they? never seen anyone flying when a ship explodes.
No, they are not edited, but you wont see that with vanilla SH3.
ah,all right...
heres another one
http://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/diving.jpg
Baneslave
12-01-06, 10:08 AM
ah,all right...
heres another one
*Snip "Oles pic"*
Everybody: I DID!
Captain: Iron crosses for everyone, lets get home!
rasmus1896
12-01-06, 12:29 PM
copy&paste:roll:
those screens with flying crew members are edited too, arenīt they? never seen anyone flying when a ship explodes.
i dont know ,but i see them always when a warship is blowing up
Everybody: I DID!
Captain: Iron crosses for everyone, lets get home!
:rotfl::rotfl:
AVGWarhawk
12-01-06, 03:25 PM
Wild night with a mage=ice clump lifting from the sea and aiming its sharp end towards you...
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8275/badfeelingagainwo2.th.jpg (http://img213.imageshack.us/my.php?image=badfeelingagainwo2.jpg)
Ah, Ok, in reality it hung quite still. But still, pretty neat.
I think I have seen this obelisk....yes it was in 2001: A Space Odyssy. Are those monkeys on the conning tower beating bones on the side?
It's fun to use Imageshack... NOT!!! So would you be so kind not to use imageshack when uploading pictures. Thanks
I don't know if it's the owner of imageshack or what, that have installed this errorsafe, that pops up, everytime someone click on a small picture.
Markus
My Deckgun was empty, but some flares were left....my eyes still hurt :ohttp://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/licht.jpg
THE WRATH OF THE UBOAT GODS!
Melonfish
12-02-06, 04:54 AM
lol it looks like the ghost of that ship i sunk the other day, come back to claim revenge upon its killers!
do Starshells actually damage a boat? fired point blank they should right?
pete
Its The Flyin' Dutchman!!!!!!!
everything on deck can be destroyed, but the ship wont sink. theīve got ne effects on the hull.
have you ever tried to shoot off the masts of a ship? great fun :smug:
Dimitrius07
12-02-06, 08:06 AM
Sorry, I just couldn't resist...I'm about to go on patrol and it'll be interesting how it turns out.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/nightdagger/bernardsstats.jpg
I am rolling on the floor laughing :rotfl: - Greate stuff:up: :rock:
no hits, guess why
http://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/schielen.jpg
Biggles
12-02-06, 02:47 PM
copy&paste:roll:
those screens with flying crew members are edited too, arenīt they? never seen anyone flying when a ship explodes.
No, they are not edited, but you wont see that with vanilla SH3.
What, I can see flying crewmembers in stock SHIII:-?
http://mitglied.lycos.de/myphpspace/sh3/screens/corrosion.jpg
Dimitrius07
12-03-06, 09:12 AM
Hm..... :hmm: I think Bernard is gone to far :arrgh!:
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/7888/sh3img31220063823131copwc5.png (http://imageshack.us)
Tachyon
12-03-06, 10:29 AM
Hm..... :hmm: I think Bernard is gone to far :arrgh!:
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/7888/sh3img31220063823131copwc5.png (http://imageshack.us)
ROFL! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Where do you live? Tel Aviv?
What is worng with this picture?
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/5122/sh3016vw1.jpg
spork542
12-03-06, 11:59 AM
Clear skies and rain... :hmm:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Corsair
12-03-06, 12:32 PM
Before the Navajo coding in the US Army, Germans replaced the Enigma machine by a strange language...:lol:
spork542: Correct!
Corsair: :rotfl:
horrgakx
12-03-06, 02:34 PM
Whats "Hetkinen"? Some German product?
darius359au
12-03-06, 06:24 PM
"Stupid British Bulldog Determination , I know Winston said we're going to fight them everywhere but I Quit"
Wanders off singing HMS Pinafore "Stand to our guns all day"
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6638/buldogml0.th.jpg (http://img136.imageshack.us/my.php?image=buldogml0.jpg)
nightdagger
12-03-06, 10:23 PM
Whats "Hetkinen"? Some German product?
I thought it was a brand of beer.
Whats "Hetkinen"? Some German product? I thought it was a brand of beer.
As "Heineken"? :rotfl::rotfl:
Hm..... :hmm: I think Bernard is gone to far :arrgh!:
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/7888/sh3img31220063823131copwc5.png (http://imageshack.us)
Combined with the "Pink submarine", i think this makes perfect sense..:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Safe-Keeper
12-05-06, 06:21 PM
ROFL! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Where do you live? Tel Aviv?Are you asking because homosexual submarine officers with make-up is a common sight in Tel Aviv:p?
AVGWarhawk
12-06-06, 02:19 PM
Hm..... :hmm: I think Bernard is gone to far :arrgh!:
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/7888/sh3img31220063823131copwc5.png (http://imageshack.us)
Combined with the "Pink submarine", i think this makes perfect sense..:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
The u-boat service, were men are men and Bernard is well....Bernard.
Hm..... :hmm: I think Bernard is gone to far :arrgh!:
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/7888/sh3img31220063823131copwc5.png (http://imageshack.us)
All you need is love...................:rotfl: :rotfl:
HKreutzkopf
12-06-06, 05:28 PM
Whats "Hetkinen"? Some German product?
What you see is Finnish translation of SH.
"Hetkinen" means "Just wait". "Paused" in SH language...
No Heineken or other bul-bul-bul :nope:
Corrupt_File
12-07-06, 01:48 PM
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/9444/mixmasterje0.jpg
My navigator drops tha beat!
Hi corrupt_file, and welcome to subsim! Excellent picture, BTW!!! :rotfl::rotfl:
Lzs von swe
12-07-06, 02:53 PM
http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/5797/raincoatmb0.jpg
Thereīs always one...:88)
http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/5797/raincoatmb0.jpg
Thereīs always one...:88)
:rotfl::rotfl:
AVGWarhawk
12-07-06, 04:06 PM
http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/5797/raincoatmb0.jpg
Thereīs always one...:88)
Bernard is making a fasion statement again!!!!!!!
Sailor Steve
12-07-06, 05:00 PM
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/9444/mixmasterje0.jpg
Captain: "Silent run. All hands quiet. Ahead slow. Engines 50 revolutions."
Bernard: "Shook-shooka-shook-shook! Shooka-shooka-shook!"
Nice picture, Corrupt_File
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/9444/mixmasterje0.jpg Captain: "Silent run. All hands quiet. Ahead slow. Engines 50 revolutions."
Bernard: "Shook-shooka-shook-shook! Shooka-shooka-shook!"
Nice picture, Corrupt_File:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/194/smokezb6.jpg
bookworm_020
12-10-06, 09:09 PM
Watch out for the enemys "smoke screen"!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Dimitrius07
12-10-06, 09:12 PM
2 _Seth_
I prefer Pall mall :) , nice and funny picture
Safe-Keeper
12-10-06, 10:32 PM
_Seth_: :rotfl:
Yes, that there's the HMS Serial Killer - 1 100 000 000 kills globally so far. Oughtta give the tobacco industry a medal for Most Kills Evah or something..
_Seth_: :rotfl:
Yes, that there's the HMS Serial Killer - 1 100 000 000 kills globally so far. Oughtta give the tobacco industry a medal for Most Kills Evah or something..:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:ROFL!!!!!
Hm..... :hmm: I think Bernard is gone to far :arrgh!:
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/7888/sh3img31220063823131copwc5.png (http://imageshack.us)
So THATS where Neal got the idea for the Avatar ( One night in Bangcok ) :rotfl:
Hm..... :hmm: I think Bernard is gone to far :arrgh!:
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/7888/sh3img31220063823131copwc5.png (http://imageshack.us)
So THATS where Neal got the idea for the Avatar ( One night in Bangcok ) :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:bang-co*k ...Oh no, here we go again.. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
http://caricatura.ru/black/korsun/pic/544.jpg
danlisa
12-11-06, 10:33 AM
:hmm:What am I supposed to see here??:doh:
This must be the void of bernards mind, excellent.:doh::doh::doh::rotfl::rotfl:
Sailor Steve
12-11-06, 11:28 AM
It's the Red X Of Death. They'll be coming for you soon now.
Oh wait, I've seen it too.
:dead:
On patrol down under. :lol:
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/213/p1ln2.jpg
Von Hinten
12-12-06, 01:03 PM
On patrol down under. :lol:
Goodday m8! :rotfl: :rotfl:
Corsair
12-12-06, 01:56 PM
Very good...:up:
Flashy colors you got on that boat...
nightdagger
12-12-06, 06:12 PM
I think Bernard got into the paint.
I think Bernard got into the paint.
Yeah, he drank some of it before puttin' it on the boat...
nightdagger
12-12-06, 07:27 PM
I think that he used normal paint on the boat, but he ate lead paint chips as a kid.
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/731/oldboot2qg7.jpg
nightdagger
12-12-06, 09:39 PM
Bernard has taken control of the convoy...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/nightdagger/sh3-20061212-181415.png
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/731/oldboot2qg7.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl:
@ tarjak & nightdagger: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!
I know it was obvious but after the smoke on the horizon I could no longer resist.:D
Lzs von swe
12-17-06, 07:04 PM
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9898/shoppingst8.jpg
Your friendly store:up:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9898/shoppingst8.jpg
Your friendly store:up::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
bookworm_020
12-17-06, 08:56 PM
"Welcome to GWX Con-though, Can I take your order?"
"I'll have a GWX with all the bells and whistles, thanks!"
"Would you like a new Vid card with that??"
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
"Welcome to GWX Con-though, Can I take your order?"
"I'll have a GWX with all the bells and whistles, thanks!"
"Would you like a new Vid card with that??"
:lol::lol::lol::lol::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
:lol: http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9898/shoppingst8.jpg
Your friendly store:up:
boat captain: hey captain
U-boat captain: hello, can i have a danish?
boat captain: sure *yells to the crew: get one of the crew members up here the U-boat captain wants a danish*
U-Boat captain: errm i dont mean a dane but a danish. you know ?
(note the danish flag :D )
:rotfl:
Lzs von swe
12-19-06, 01:04 PM
Oh man, now you done it.
Now I want one, can I make it to Lindahlīs in time :D :D
errm what is "lindahl's" ?
Lzs von swe
12-19-06, 01:45 PM
They have the best danish in Norrköping. Now itīs coffe time:up:
I think theyr talking about pastry...
mmmm i would really like to have a danish right here right now :p
Lzs von swe
12-19-06, 07:56 PM
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4890/danishwc8.jpg
Here you go:D
mmmm that looks so good:p me wants
nightdagger
12-20-06, 01:13 AM
Oh I hate you...
Actually never mind, I'm going to get some Doritos.
[/offtopic]
ECV56_PolTen
12-20-06, 08:21 AM
Why don't you try churros rellenos de dulce de leche? :up:
Lzs von swe
12-20-06, 12:27 PM
Ok, coffee brake over, back to your posts. Allaaaarm!!
:D :up:
FongFongFong
12-20-06, 02:45 PM
Bernard reporting from Trinidad.
First operation successful.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/rupertlittlebear/bern.jpg
Baneslave
12-20-06, 04:29 PM
They are pretty wise, those Englanders you see. They made their half-ships go flying, so you can't torpedo them and they use fire and smoke to stop you from using deck gun against it! And when they are at dock you aren't first one to go to surface to shoot it with flak.
nightdagger
12-20-06, 10:59 PM
Why don't you try churros rellenos de dulce de leche? :up:
Because I don't know what that is. I don't eat food whose names I can't even say.
By the looks of the last picture, bernard transferred to the British navy.
FongFongFong
12-20-06, 11:03 PM
Why don't you try churros rellenos de dulce de leche? :up:
Because I don't know what that is. I don't eat food whose names I can't even say.Um
live a little
try new foods.
ECV56_PolTen
12-21-06, 10:29 AM
Why don't you try churros rellenos de dulce de leche? :up:
Because I don't know what that is. I don't eat food whose names I can't even say.
By the looks of the last picture, bernard transferred to the British navy.
This is the only image I could find
http://welldonefood.hypermart.net/images/specialities/churrosrellp.jpg
Now, back to the humorous pics :yep:
Lzs von swe
12-21-06, 06:57 PM
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/9523/mygirlvy4.jpg
...and then he awoke :D
Biggles
12-21-06, 07:30 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Den var bra!:up:
nightdagger
12-21-06, 10:32 PM
Bernard's sister wanted to help boost her brother's boat's morale.
One day, Bernard grew up to be a big man...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/Otohiko/bern2.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/Otohiko/bern1.jpg
(am I the only one who found it strange that they always looked UP while your U-boat left harbor? :p)
nightdagger
12-22-06, 01:00 AM
They are looking at Bernard's torpedo...
Sailor Steve
12-22-06, 11:40 AM
That second one would make a great recruiting poster: "JOIN THE KRIEGSMARINE"
HunterICX
12-23-06, 02:32 PM
Sometimes Long patrol can do weird things to the human nature:
So that's why they call them Ewe Boats?!!
Or was that boat coming back from Loch Ewe? :lol:
Sailor Steve
12-23-06, 05:06 PM
I don't think it's all that funny.
In fact, I think it's b-a-a-a-a-a-a-d!
Sulikate
12-23-06, 07:15 PM
They are looking at Bernard's torpedo...
:rotfl:
Is it just me, or is this homorous thread turning into sexual picture thread?
It's not a complain, the pics are funny
Markus
hyperion2206
12-24-06, 09:26 AM
Rigth from the U-Boat school: "So, where is north supposed to be?"
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9485/sh3img17122006193515544sj6.png (http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9485/sh3img17122006193515544sj6.png)
Onkel Neal
12-24-06, 11:21 AM
Keep it clean, guys ;)
mr chris
12-24-06, 12:52 PM
Can someone please tell me where Hunters pics went and mine and pants replies? An explanation for there missing state would be nice.:shifty: :shifty:
They got Deleted matey, due to the content...hence Neal's reply
mr chris
12-24-06, 02:01 PM
They got Deleted matey, due to the content...hence Neal's reply
Pants love the sig:rock: :rock:
Thx matey:up:
All thx to dan:yep:
Onkel Neal
12-25-06, 09:49 AM
They got Deleted matey, due to the content...hence Neal's reply
Correct, and the reason was stated in the edit notes on post #911:
Reason: No bad language and unnatural sheep acts, please
Tuddley3
12-27-06, 01:58 AM
I hope I'm not pushing the envelope here Neal after that last post, but this is too funny.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/Hardatwork2.jpg
:o ..................:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Lzs von swe
12-27-06, 05:34 PM
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1517/whatyu6.jpg
Bernard on his first command in the KM:o
Please, let them keep him:up:
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1517/whatyu6.jpg
Bernard on his first command in the KM:o
Please, let them keep him:up:
:D
"Left hand down a bit" Bernard?
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40871000/jpg/_40871312_navylark.jpg
Tuddley3
12-30-06, 05:04 AM
For those who like those frustrating 3D pictures :
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/3DMap.jpg
azn_132
12-30-06, 04:19 PM
:rotfl: I wonder what this is all about tho.
Tuddley3
12-30-06, 09:29 PM
Back about 5 years or so, there was a little craze going on with 3D picture books and Posters. They had the psychadelic look about them, but if you stared at them just right, and really consentrate, maybe even cross your eyes just right, you will see the most amazing 3D image. Like this one for example :
Titled "Shark" (I see it now, it's a Mako shark.)
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/shark3d.jpg
I am like the dude getting the headache, I can never see the stupid image, but the glitch in SH3 reminded me of those 3D images. Here are some more example of Stereo Grams :
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dfree%2B3d%2Bbooks%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dmoz2%26b%3D141&w=450&h=315&imgurl=www.dobbsy.com%2Foptical_illusion%2Fshark3d .jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dobbsy.com%2Fhiddenimage1.ht ml&size=35.2kB&name=shark3d.jpg&p=free+3d+books&type=jpeg&no=158&tt=965&oid=47de42d96a9321d0&ei=UTF-8
HOLY CRAP!!!!! I just looked at the one called Propellar, and saw it. Just get close to the monitor, relax your eyes, and it kinda grows out of the screen. ********ing AMAZING!!!!!
What time is shown on the Clock ?
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/sheepclock.jpg
Iron Budokan
12-30-06, 09:53 PM
I've yet to see the picture in these 3D photographs. I'm convinced it's a giant conspiracy and there's not picture really there. (It's the only way I can salvage what's left of my ego.)
Love the comedic pictures, though. Please, keep 'em coming!! :)
horrgakx
12-31-06, 05:13 AM
What time is shown on the Clock ?
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/sheepclock.jpg
I make it about 6:16?
azn_132
12-31-06, 02:56 PM
That make me dizzy homie.
Col_Klink
12-31-06, 02:59 PM
Did Adolf have any energy funds in his 401K?
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e258/jk710/TexacoStar.jpg
azn_132
12-31-06, 03:02 PM
Why the red star? Aint that Stalin's sign?
Tuddley3
12-31-06, 03:30 PM
What time is shown on the Clock ?
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/sheepclock.jpg
I make it about 6:16?
Perfect, good job. I also like how they made the sheep floating above .
See Iron Budokan, it is real, your not looking close enough to the picture and relaxing your eyes. Let them get out of focus, then you can look all around once you get it, and you'll be able to see all the pictures after that. I was amazed who easy it was.
What time is shown on the Clock ?
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/sheepclock.jpg
I make it about 6:16?
Perfect, good job. I also like how they made the sheep floating above .
See Iron Budokan, it is real, your not looking close enough to the picture and relaxing your eyes. Let them get out of focus, then you can look all around once you get it, and you'll be able to see all the pictures after that. I was amazed who easy it was.
THE BEERBUSTERS
I will conduct a little experiment with this. Can i get myself so drunk that i can see this without consentrating?
***
First beer, time 21.38: Nothing different. Still have to focus and concentrate. Update will follow.
***
Sixth beer, 4 cognacs, time 01.05: Have to concentrate to type, cant see the pictures on picture. Have to go to a nachspiel. :-)
Warmonger
01-03-07, 08:47 AM
One sunny day in the Kanal:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Warmonger2/sightseeing.jpg
Bernard: "And to the right you can see now the small industrial town of Borgstedt. It was founded in ...<blablabla>"
1WO to Kaleun: "Who had the idea to send us a former tourist guide as 2WO? :shifty:"
Kaleun to 1WO: "I don't have the slightest clue but whoever it was will pay for this!"
Bernard: "...in 1925. 3 years later several big industries built ---"
Watch Crew: "BEEEERNAAAARD! SHUT THE F**K UP!"
horrgakx
01-03-07, 09:07 AM
Good pic! That bridge looks a little tight!!
One sunny day in the Kanal:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Warmonger2/sightseeing.jpg
Bernard: "And to the right you can see now the small industrial town of Borgstedt. It was founded in ...<blablabla>"
1WO to Kaleun: "Who had the idea to send us a former tourist guide as 2WO? :shifty:"
Kaleun to 1WO: "I don't have the slightest clue but whoever it was will pay for this!"
Bernard: "...in 1925. 3 years later several big industries built ---"
Watch Crew: "BEEEERNAAAARD! SHUT THE F**K UP!"
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Abd_von_Mumit
01-03-07, 10:28 AM
Seems to me that I've commited a suicide assigning Bernard to my sonar room and even granting him a „radiooperator” badge. Last time when being 200 metres deep escaping from a DD I heard from the sonar room: „Herr Kapitaen, a submarine is chasing us, keeps running in silent mode, bearing 180, extremely close!”.
thefretmaster
01-03-07, 11:48 AM
When the captain asked them to keep a watch for mines he didnt mean like this!:dead: :dead:
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i37/thefretmaster/funnysub.jpg
Biggles
01-03-07, 12:17 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
oh and welcome to SubSim!:up:
@ ALL: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:You made my day!!!!
azn_132
01-03-07, 03:42 PM
When the captain asked them to keep a watch for mines he didnt mean like this!:dead: :dead:
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i37/thefretmaster/funnysub.jpg
Muti? I know one of those GV sub vs sub people.
Sailor Steve
01-03-07, 04:15 PM
thefretmaster, huh? We got another guitar player in the house?:rock:
Welcome aboard.:sunny:
Lzs von swe
01-04-07, 05:34 AM
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2153/upnc5.jpg
Had a look around leaving Brest and saw this guy:lol:
Warmonger
01-04-07, 06:07 AM
The Kaleun meets his new CE:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Warmonger2/newCE.jpg
Kaleun: So, my friend, what's your name?
CE: Bernhard, Herr Kaleun.
Kaleun: *gasps* B...B...B...Bernard? :o
CE: No, Herr Kaleun, not Bernard, but Bern-h-ard, with an h.
Kaleun: *big sigh* Oh, well, then welcome aboard, Bernhard. By the way, what's your surname?
CE: Ahm, Bernhard is my surname. My first name is Bernard.
Kaleun: *running away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
azn_132
01-04-07, 06:25 AM
The Kaleun meets his new CE:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Warmonger2/newCE.jpg
Kaleun: So, my friend, what's your name?
CE: Bernhard, Herr Kaleun.
Kaleun: *gasps* B...B...B...Bernard? :o
CE: No, Herr Kaleun, not Bernard, but Bern-h-ard, with an h.
Kaleun: *big sigh* Oh, well, then welcome aboard, Bernhard. By the way, what's your surname?
CE: Ahm, Bernhard is my surname. My first name is Bernard.
Kaleun: *running away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:I dont know what IM doin!!! But thats very funny.
Safe-Keeper
01-04-07, 01:58 PM
Advances in Q-Ship design:
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/safe-keeper/Q-ship.jpg
Complete with custom name on shipside!;)
Now I hope everyone else can see that, and not just me:p.
horrgakx
01-04-07, 02:23 PM
Very funny :) But I HATE how ImageShack has popups, can't you use something else???
azn_132
01-04-07, 03:42 PM
Very funny :) But I HATE how ImageShack has popups, can't you use something else???
Use photobucket thats what IM usin.
Melonfish
01-04-07, 03:45 PM
thefretmaster, huh? We got another guitar player in the house?:rock:
Welcome aboard.:sunny:
*widdly guitar solo*
RIGHTEOUS! :rock:
wish i'd thought of that name tho ;)
pete
thefretmaster
01-04-07, 05:43 PM
thefretmaster, huh? We got another guitar player in the house?:rock:
Welcome aboard.:sunny:
*widdly guitar solo*
RIGHTEOUS! :rock:
wish i'd thought of that name tho ;)
pete
lol ive had it for a while. thanks for welcoming me all :p yeh it was multiplayer btw, summat crazy was going on in that match, when i was surfaced my bridge wasnt there just hovering people, i wish id thaught of screen capping it. any way keep up the good work.
oh btw im a singer too if you wanna see me performing i have some vid of me playing some stuff at a school summer concert on my myspace, www.myspace.com/thefretmaster (http://www.myspace.com/thefretmaster) :rock:
horrgakx
01-04-07, 05:57 PM
Respect dude. By the way, the video isn't set to public. But can we stay on topic?
azn_132
01-05-07, 02:24 AM
Look at the grey one hands inside the Binoculars? A guy's head cut off? Disconfigued head and floatin binoculars? And floatin eyeballs? Also, the rain is suppose to fall down not sideways?
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img4-1-2007_23.jpg
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/PS_gamelover/SH3Img4-1-2007_23-1.jpg
Melonfish
01-05-07, 03:02 AM
Look at the grey one hands inside the Binoculars? A guy's head cut off? Disconfigued head and floatin binoculars? And floatin eyeballs? Also, the rain is suppose to fall down not sideways?
No, in the north atlantic it always falls sideways. never down ;)
love the floating eyeballs btw.
i got one of my deck gun crew, two of them are manning the gun but the third guy is a disembodied head looking through the scope, he even thought of putting his helmet on.
pete
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/1888/b1sg9.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Bernard on acid trip!!!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Excellent, STEED!!!!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o297/brandaan/huh.jpg
Well mate, you won the war...in 1941...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Well mate, you won the war...in 1941...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Haha:D
Biggles
01-05-07, 10:56 AM
Well mate, you won the war...in 1941...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Haha:D
he could also have lost it:lol:
Well mate, you won the war...in 1941...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Haha:D
he could also have lost it:lol:
Hmmm...Right on, my Swedish neighbour...He could indeed....
Maybe Churchill & Roosevelt spottet Bernard, and thought "We cant let this "thing" get away". An then they gathered all the cows in england, and dropped them over germany in parachute! Then the cows ate up all the grass, so the german soldiers couldnt hide in the fields, and when the methan-gas level was high enough (from all the cow-droppings), the british dropped a bomb, and whole germany blew up!!
I need to sleep...:nope::rotfl:
Sailor Steve
01-05-07, 11:51 AM
Well mate, you won the war...in 1941...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
And people say SHIII doesn't have a true dynamic campaign!:roll:
Well mate, you won the war...in 1941...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Haha:D
he could also have lost it:lol: Hmmm...Right on, my Swedish neighbour...He could indeed....
Maybe Churchill & Roosevelt spottet Bernard, and thought "We cant let this "thing" get away". An then they gathered all the cows in england, and dropped them over germany in parachute! Then the cows ate up all the grass, so the german soldiers couldnt hide in the fields, and when the methan-gas level was high enough (from all the cow-droppings), the british dropped a bomb, and whole germany blew up!!
I need to sleep...:nope::rotfl:
Omg:o
Syxx_Killer
01-05-07, 03:28 PM
Bernard on an acid trip - ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
azn_132
01-05-07, 06:27 PM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o297/brandaan/huh.jpg
Maybe u retired from Uboat service?
Lzs von swe
01-05-07, 07:46 PM
http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/9250/fightby2.jpg
Some unfinished business surfaces 200m below.
Warmonger
01-05-07, 08:11 PM
Hehe, what's the sailor's motto? A bride in every port! :lol:
Kapitan_Phillips
01-05-07, 08:13 PM
*looks at his sig, then at that pic*
...Waait a minute :hmm:
What he did not say was that part of mission 1 was inserting Bernard into London to act as a replacement for Churchill...
:arrgh!:
HunterICX
01-06-07, 04:53 PM
The Officers meet a new Officer onboard.
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/816/strip3ab1.jpg
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/732/strip2hw6.jpg
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/9017/stripvw1.jpg
Respenus
01-06-07, 05:46 PM
Good one guys, good ones!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Moon: "I'm getting you Bernard!"
Biggles
01-06-07, 07:50 PM
@seth: your explenation of the early ending of the war is......interesting....:hmm:
@rest of you lot: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Kapitan_Phillips
01-06-07, 08:58 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/ectomobileguy/shakin.jpg
azn_132
01-06-07, 09:07 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/ectomobileguy/shakin.jpg
Did u took that from a rap song? because a few rap songs have the term shake that ass.
Kapitan_Phillips
01-06-07, 09:10 PM
A Renault advert, actually :rotfl:
Chaotic42
01-07-07, 04:14 AM
This is what happens if you put Bernard in the radio room:) , from FROM to TO:rock:
Heh, I got this one today. I was wondering what was going on.
A Renault advert, actually :rotfl:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
horrgakx
01-07-07, 07:12 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/Shush.jpg
Lzs von swe
01-08-07, 05:19 AM
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8969/anglegs9.jpg
The true story behind the sinking of the Illustrious:yep: :lol:
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/290/jawsfx4.jpg
Lzs von swe
01-08-07, 07:55 AM
Ooohh, terror of the deep:lol:
Warmonger
01-08-07, 10:20 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Warmonger2/pinch1.jpg
NO: Ok, target grid is AM 35. If we go around Scotland we should.....OUCH!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Warmonger2/pinch2.jpg
NO: Wait you buggers, one day I WILL find out who's always pinching my ass and then help you god! :arrgh!:
Crewmen: *giggling*
horrgakx
01-08-07, 05:30 PM
They didn't die in vain...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/explode-man.jpg
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9127/sittingduckyv7.jpg
Corsair
01-09-07, 06:50 AM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::up:
horrgakx
01-09-07, 02:20 PM
Erm... I think I'm in the wrong sub!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/interior.jpg
azn_132
01-09-07, 05:46 PM
Erm... I think I'm in the wrong sub!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/interior.jpg
What the... What the hell happen? How did u do that?
Safe-Keeper
01-09-07, 05:49 PM
Now, that is one of the most spooky pics I've seen in a long time.
I recognize the view, though. It's that hidden unfinished sub they give you if your renown drops to below -60 000. You can't do much with it as it hasn't gotten... well, anything installed yet, but it's a pretty awersome easter-egg. It's called the Type 0-A.
Safe-Keeper
01-09-07, 05:53 PM
Re the planes on carriers pic: My take (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=311921&postcount=521):p.
Lzs von swe
01-09-07, 06:27 PM
Those fly boys would ripp the deck off of the carrier on take off and then always have someplace to land:rotfl:
elite_hunter_sh3
01-09-07, 07:07 PM
how do u get the type 0-A
horrgakx
01-10-07, 04:07 AM
What the... What the hell happen? How did u do that?
It was a graphics glitch, the sky was a bit weird too. The control room looked fine which is the strange thing. Thats what the sub must look like during building or decomissioning :)
Cpt.Thorne
01-10-07, 05:51 AM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b316/Larry_Thorne/bernard.jpg
WO: BEEERNAAAAAAARD!!! When I said let one go I didnīt mean YOU should let one go, I meant let one of the targets go!!!!
Bernard:Sorry sir! But that canned food and those beans...I couldnīt help it..
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b316/Larry_Thorne/bernard.jpg
WO: BEEERNAAAAAAARD!!! When I said let one go I didnīt mean YOU should let one go, I meant let one of the targets go!!!!
Bernard:Sorry sir! But that canned food and those beans...I couldnīt help it..
:rotfl: :rotfl:
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