Humorous SHIII picture thread

[mr chris]

It quite a old shot which i ran across. I had just loaded a save game and the boat started to go down very fast. kept shouting blow tanks surface but Bernard just stood there looking at me like it not my fault Sir.:damn: :rotfl:

[perdu]

Bernard at it again. :nope:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6900/sh3img29200620230484wj7.png

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

lol
like japaneses fireworks (real) ^^!

[bookworm_020]

Bernard on Watch...

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9189/funnyez8.jpg

[_Seth_]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2778/bernardsdestroyerca6.png

[Dowly]

http://xs206.xs.to/xs206/06374/MonsterMinesBernard.jpg

:roll:

[_Seth_]

http://xs206.xs.to/xs206/06374/MonsterMinesBernard.jpg

:roll:

Dowly, mate, Hillarious!!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

I'd love to see a sea monster of some sort as eye-candy in Silent Hunter IV:up:. Or a UFO or ghosts walking around on an old grounded wreck or something.

[Warmonger]

Just love this thread, gave me a great amount of laughs. :up:

Here my pathetic try, more to follow.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Warmonger2/headhole.jpg

Kaleun: "Bernard, you're sure you weren't hit by that plane gunner?" :stare:

[horrgakx]

I hate un-Photoshopped night shots :damn:

[stabiz]

Looks like its time for a fresh install :rotfl:

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7166/sh32006091421340450zt1.jpg

[KeybdFlyer]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m76/KeybdFlyer/Image_060914_041215.jpg

I've heard of a skeleton crew, but.....

I panned round to see if the sinking ship was still in sight and scared the crap out of myself when this came into view!

[Gromit]

http://www.johnlauriejt.com/crunch.jpg

[_Seth_]

http://www.johnlauriejt.com/crunch.jpg

Thats definitely Bernard!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Excellent, mate!!! :D

[Bruce]

Hi

Can I run SH III on Laptop 1.4Gig Processor, 60Gig HD, 256 MB Ram? Is there anyway I can do it? Just bought the damn thing?

Thanks

[_Seth_]

Hi!

Well, maybe you could do with some more RAM........

Try posting this in the SH3 tech and troubleshoot thread..

[Gromit]

Hi

Can I run SH III on Laptop 1.4Gig Processor, 60Gig HD, 256 MB Ram? Is there anyway I can do it? Just bought the damn thing?

Thanks

I have a similar laptop, but I have 512MB RAM (which is the minimum necessary to run the game). It won't run on mine...I need another stick of 512 (at a minimum).

[mr chris]

Just got my new type IXC stepped up to the bridge only to see Bernard buggering about:roll:
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6149/bernard2er9.jpg

[Safe-Keeper]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/4985/noobgr2.jpg

[Qairyl]

Britain's new cloaking tech
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8817/sh34com2006091714102829jh1.png

I FOUND THE EDGE OF THE WORLD!
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9308/sh34com2006091714312367pq7.png

-Qairyl

[STEED]

I FOUND THE EDGE OF THE WORLD!
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9308/sh34com2006091714312367pq7.png



-Qairyl

Did you go over the edge? :hmm:

[Safe-Keeper]

Why don't those fighters fall off of carrier decks?
Well, one day a particularly dim-witted sailor read an ad...
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/9118/glueih6.th.jpg (http://img48.imageshack.us/my.php?image=glueih6.jpg)

[stabiz]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Roads88]

So thats how they do it...:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Albrecht Von Hesse]

I swear, this is not manipulated.

I was on patrol, and had a destroyer trolling nearby. Through the periscope I saw the bottom of the hull, screws spinning. This is an external shot from underwater:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/aggressivedestroyer.jpg

It wasn't damaged, or sinking . . . just smoothly sailing tra-la-la around.

[bookworm_020]

It's just looking for submarines!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I wonder if you surfaced and mann the deck gun, would it open fire on you????

[Ulic]

Bernard: Sir, I see a passenger liner flying.
Captain: Bernard, have you been drinking again!

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/7073/sh3img2092006142021328jb2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Safe-Keeper]

Albrecht: Incredible. Reminds me of that "There! Can you see them now?"-shot earlier in this thread. It featured a capsized destroyed and the caption "New Methods of ASW Warfare".

As for the liner: The age of zeppelins is not over. That's the Hindenburg 2, which exploded over NYC when it got too close to the torch the Statue of Liberty was holding [ah, yes, I know it's not a real flame].

[horrgakx]

Some screenshots I took today;

Think they've spotted us yet?!?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/Sub-spotted.jpg

When I said "DIVE" I meant the sub...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/Destroyer-dive.jpg

Um....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/Destroyer-dive-2.jpg

It's okay, I got us covered with the gun...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/Being-rammed.jpg

[Biggles]

How did you get out of that one?:o

And by the way.....did you sink a hospital ship? Aint that a war crime?:huh:

[horrgakx]

The tanker hit me but didn't sink me. Wasn't playing seriously, just after a screenshot.
The hospital ship WAS playing a campaign, still get credited for it! Got something like 7,000 renoun that patrol, hit a carrier, hospital ship and a liner :)

[Biggles]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/SH3alarrm.jpg

click!!!


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/SH3alarm.jpg


So sorry for bringing these old pics up again, but these are the funniest I've ever seen in here:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

The hospital ship WAS playing a campaign, still get credited for it! Got something like 7,000 renoun that patrol, hit a carrier, hospital ship and a linerTsk, tsk, tsk:x.

Where's that "In the brig"-avatar and title;)?

[STEED]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8739/joketd0.jpg

[THE_MASK]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2531/intropc1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[_Seth_]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2531/intropc1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Clever, yeah!! :rotfl::rotfl:

[Dowly]

http://xs206.xs.to/xs206/06384/MagicMarker.jpg

[THE_MASK]

Why don't those fighters fall off of carrier decks?

Well, one day a particularly dim-witted sailor read an ad...
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/9118/glueih6.th.jpg (http://img48.imageshack.us/my.php?image=glueih6.jpg)


:rotfl: :lol: This rates with the funniest.

[HunterICX]

the Crew of U-46 was picking on the poor bernard by doing Flak practice in the morning.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4923/teddyyp5.jpg

[The Noob]

Poor Bernard...:cry:

:rotfl:

[_Seth_]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

That will knock the stuffing out of poor Bernard!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

the Crew of U-46 was picking on the poor bernard by doing Flak practice in the morning.Aw, poor Bernard:cry:...

:up:

[Safe-Keeper]

So I grew tired of the La Spezia heat and took my trusty friend U-60 to Norway. Maybe I should have acclimated her to the sudden drop in temperature, 'cause when I dropped her into the water she just plain refused to stay in:-?...

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5114/cold1yv2.th.png (http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cold1yv2.png)


I guess I need to re-take that course in u-boat handling:cry:...

[_Seth_]

So I grew tired of the La Spezia heat and took my trusty friend U-60 to Norway. Maybe I should have acclimated her to the sudden drop in temperature, 'cause when I dropped her into the water she just plain refused to stay in:-?...

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5114/cold1yv2.th.png (http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cold1yv2.png)


I guess I need to re-take that course in u-boat handling:cry:...


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Ikke akkurat badetemperatur!!!!! Excellent, mate!!!!! :rotfl::rotfl:

[Saukko]

Is this a new model?
I spotted it near English coast. (USA hasn't entered the war yet, so I couldn't sink it.)

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7973/sh3006in5.jpg

[Biggles]

What the.......:D

lookls like some of the designers had a night out for themselves:()1:


Do you have a mod? GW?

[Saukko]

Do you have a mod? GW?
Yes, Grey Wolves and I have been using it for a while, but this is a first time seeing something like that.
American skipper probably modified his boat to look better.

[Safe-Keeper]

I like the levitating flag pole:p.

[Warmonger]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Warmonger2/wrongside.jpg

Kaleu: "Bernard, for the LAST time, your duty is to watch the PORT side. You're looking to the STARBOARD side AGAIN!!!"
Bernard: "Sorry, but I always mix those two..."
Kaleu: "This is useless, go down and slice some potatoes."

[Sailor Steve]

I like the levitating flag pole:p.
I like the smoke coming out of the bridge, and none from the funnel.


I know, it's a Q-ship! They've moved things around to disguise it! Any second now the 'funnel' will drop and expose the hidden 4" gun!

[Saukko]

About my earlier picture... I checked the ship manual, and there is a ship like that, named Coastal Tanker. :oops:

Oh, well, here is the next one. These crew members were so surprised by Catalina, that they lost their heads. Even thought the depth charge didn't anywhere near the boat. (Unfortunately, in next pass, that plane scored a direct hit and killed both flak gunners, but we managed to return to port, hull integrity 72%. I should have dived instead of trying to fight, it is january 1941 after all.)

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4453/sh3007qe9.jpg

[bookworm_020]

Bernard joins the royal navy and tries his hand at reverse parking!!!

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3947/sh3img1792006216zq1.jpg


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

Bernard : No ships in sight, Captain!

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/141/sh3img28920062149nn0.jpg

I'm about to fire my watch crew, they didn't report this!!!

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5596/sh3img28920062129ak7.jpg

At least I didn't suffer to much...:arrgh!::arrgh!:

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/9909/sh3img28920062232hf8.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3150/sh3img28920062244zy9.jpg

Gotta love the liners!!!

[HunterICX]

:o Wow bookworm

1941, grid BE , Liners?

If this is true , I need to make an note in my agenda about this

[Qairyl]

:huh: There you are sinking dozens of them in as much time as it takes to blink, and I've only seen one; and it was in a friendly port!:oops: :damn:

-Qairyl

[bookworm_020]

Best place is the line between BE 12 and BE 13 a 1/3 of the way down from the top. It stars from 1940 and finnishes around the end of 1942 (I think!) Just listen for them, at 21 knots you'll know if there in the area!!!

This is the stock standard version of the game, so I can't vouch for GW or NYGM.


Good hunting:arrgh!:

[HunterICX]

:arrgh!: well at least its worth to look around there, I use GW.
So I'll peek times to times around that spot

[Respenus]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9814/hallowedarethedestroyersum1.jpg

Hm? :o

HOllowed are the Destroyers?

[HunterICX]

The U-46 left the port of wilhelmshaven,
(U-46 Type VIIB , Herrkaleun Bernard Dummköpf)

they were spotted by the Type IIA U-8

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7361/cursedbn0.jpg

[Respenus]

The U-46 left the port of wilhelmshaven,
(U-46 Type VIIB , Herrkaleun Bernard Dummköpf)

they were spotted by the Type IIA U-8

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7361/cursedbn0.jpg

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

That might just be the best one so far:rotfl:.

[Safe-Keeper]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9184/snakesonauboatxg1.th.jpg (http://img177.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snakesonauboatxg1.jpg)
:p

Didn't notice the inconsistence in u-boat ID numbers until now.

[Hybris]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/381/sh3img178200621324406wn4.th.png (http://img117.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sh3img178200621324406wn4.png)
Oh poo...

(I managed to sink 2 passanger liners and get away, but there were about 20 destroyers and some light cruisers). But I thought i was boned!

It's not a bad thing... you're just in a "Target Rich Enviroment" LOL!

[_Seth_]

Little off topic, but........

Why Stabiz didnt go on holiday this summer.....

http://www.thetechzone.com/photo/data/508/1951Computer_addict-med.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2394/1195/1600/mals_addicted_to_pcs.jpg

[Lzs von swe]

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/238/u51leavingkielbd4.jpg

U-51 leaving Kiel at 08.00, not 10.00 :D

[Safe-Keeper]

One of U-60's "oh ****"-moments.

"Ich haffe ein bad feelüng about dizz, Herr Kaleun!"
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3945/badfeelingsw4.th.jpg (http://img214.imageshack.us/my.php?image=badfeelingsw4.jpg)

[Sailor Steve]

Safe-Keeper, that's a great pic!

"Herr Kaleun, what do we do now?"

"Pray."

[mapuc]

One of U-60's "oh ****"-moments.



"Ich haffe ein bad feelüng about dizz, Herr Kaleun!"

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3945/badfeelingsw4.th.jpg (http://img214.imageshack.us/my.php?image=badfeelingsw4.jpg)


-Thiz iz kptlt Bernard from the great german navy, zpiking.
zurrender or....

Markus

[_Seth_]

One of U-60's "oh ****"-moments.

"Ich haffe ein bad feelüng about dizz, Herr Kaleun!"
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3945/badfeelingsw4.th.jpg (http://img214.imageshack.us/my.php?image=badfeelingsw4.jpg)



Ehhh...stupid question.........Did you survive......??:hmm:

[Respenus]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9184/snakesonauboatxg1.th.jpg (http://img177.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snakesonauboatxg1.jpg)
:p

Didn't notice the inconsistence in u-boat ID numbers until now.

DO I SMELL A "DAS BOOT" MOVIES SCENE?

Great one mate! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

One of U-60's "oh ****"-moments.

"Ich haffe ein bad feelüng about dizz, Herr Kaleun!"
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3945/badfeelingsw4.th.jpg (http://img214.imageshack.us/my.php?image=badfeelingsw4.jpg)


Ehhh...stupid question.........Did you survive......??:hmm:

I wonder :hmm::hmm::hmm:

The moment he started to dive, they'd all open fire. I'll you'd hear would be Bernard screaming on fire :)

[kylania]

One of U-60's "oh ****"-moments.

"Ich haffe ein bad feelüng about dizz, Herr Kaleun!"
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3945/badfeelingsw4.th.jpg (http://img214.imageshack.us/my.php?image=badfeelingsw4.jpg)


How did that even happen!? Getting them all circled around like that?

[AVGWarhawk]

I don't know how you got the boats in circle like that but the caption should have read, 'No Bernard, I said a Bud Lite!'

[Safe-Keeper]

Maybe I should start an "add a caption to this screen shot"-thread?

Ehhh...stupid question.........Did you survive......??:hmm:I opened the mission, went to external view, took some screen-shots, surrendered, left the game, and picked the best shot to upload. Then I deleted the mission as I didn't need it anymore.

I regret just leaving like that. Had I crash-dived, I might just have survived (except it was '45, they had Elite crews, and the boat was already damaged:o).

How did that even happen!? Getting them all circled around like that?I cheated a little [cough]Mission editor[cough];).

[stabiz]

Little off topic, but........

Why Stabiz didnt go on holiday this summer.....

http://www.thetechzone.com/photo/data/508/1951Computer_addict-med.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2394/1195/1600/mals_addicted_to_pcs.jpg
:rotfl:


PS: Amazing shot, Safe_Keeper!

[horrgakx]

This thread is risking a torrent of off-topic posts....

[_Seth_]

This thread is risking a torrent of off-topic posts....

Thats.....sort........of..cool.......i..think....: hmm:

[HunterICX]

you fokes remember the U-8 picture from last page well this 4th patrol something foolish AI action happend....I just went straight doing nothing more then moving but the AI managed to do something really weird though...watch the pictures:yep:

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6622/funwt9.jpg
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/7115/fun2wf9.jpg
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/8928/fun3sc9.jpg
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2710/fun4xb9.jpg
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/672/fun5hp9.jpg

:rotfl:never seen this before that an IIA moved himself in front of my submarine...hahaha

[AVGWarhawk]

Obviously U-9 did not attend the Emily Post School of Edicate!:rotfl:

[HunterICX]

Obviously U-9 did not attend the Emily Post School of Edicate!:rotfl:

My Sub is the U-46 VIIB m8
the U-9 is lost a while ago , just added the date onto my sig to prevent confusion of my new pics :cool:

[Safe-Keeper]

All lowly II-as should move out of the way of their superiors, the VII-bs. 'tis only natural.

In return, the mighty Bismarck, out of solidarity, shall move out of the way of the Type II-a, even if it means she'll run aground. Again.

[CybaGirl]

I'm quite convinced this is what my crew really thinks of me. Especially when we go into battle at very poor odds :o .

http://www.cybagirl.com/images/sh3/why.jpg

But the thing is I always manage to bring everyone home safe and sound :up: .

[_Seth_]

@cybagirl: Excellent!!!! :rotfl::rotfl: :up:

[The Noob]

LMFAO!!!!ROTFL!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Great one CybaGirl! :up::rotfl::rotfl:

That joke is so funny, it's nearly lethal! :rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

Poor Germans, knowing nothing of female submariners:cry:...

[Safe-Keeper]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5749/meinpolezh6.th.jpg (http://img509.imageshack.us/my.php?image=meinpolezh6.jpg)
"Mein Pole izz bigger zan your Pole!"

Long live the hovering fishing pole bug:). Poor developers.

[Safe-Keeper]

I was patrolling Norwegian waters, and suddenly Bernard pokes my shoulder:
http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/9988/wtfib8.th.jpg (http://img392.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wtfib8.jpg)

Geez. That Bernard:roll:. What's the fishing/whaling methods of these reindeerbreeders concern us? "Save your Greenpeaze Nonzenze und Keep lookin' out vor threatz", I snap at the moron.

He fails to explain... Just points towards the closing fishing boats in the fjord. To my horror, I realize what he means:o:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2952/donnerwettervz9.th.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=donnerwettervz9.jpg)http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/4505/ohshthr0.th.jpg (http://img392.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ohshthr0.jpg)

No worries, it turns out that the local Luftwaffe captain is a long-time member of PETA, and he quickly dispatches nan attack force of three Stukas and a Ju-88 to bomb the poor little boats to Whaler's Heaven (no, I did not script that in, the AI took the initiative).

Just some more fun with modding EQP files. To my dismay, the fishing boats didn't fire their K-Guns even when I was submerged with my masts up close enough for them to easily spot me. I guess Norwegian fishermen aren't frequently drilled on the use of K-Guns anyhow.

[danlisa]

Bernard was land-locked for awhile pending a review of his last patrol. To pass the time he voluntered for maintenance duty.

However, when the crew of U-178 left for their next patrol they realised Bernard forgot a major part........

Their pressure hull:rotfl:
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5791/bernardlt2.jpg

[Respenus]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::yep:

[Qairyl]

My gunners have lost their heads...:o
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1614/sh32006100321435416ju6.png

-Qairyl

[Sailor Steve]

No, their heads are just fine. The bodies, on the other hand...

[The Noob]

No, their heads are just fine. The bodies, on the other hand...

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[LZ_Baker]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4703/rs006ce4.jpg

[Sir Big Jugs]

No-one remembered Bernards 1-year birthday the 25th of September?:-?

Congratulations!:rock:

[danlisa]

His 'Father' did.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=98598&highlight=bernard

[Sir Big Jugs]

His 'Father' did.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=98598&highlight=bernard

Oh! Missed it!:lol:

[AVGWarhawk]

That Bernard! What a maroon!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl::rotfl:

[Lzs von swe]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9656/newsub2ku0.jpg

The new U-boat, only the important stuff needed :hmm:

[HunterICX]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9656/newsub2ku0.jpg

The new U-boat, only the important stuff needed :hmm:

:rotfl: Guaranteed BERNARD-FREE

[jason210]

How do you post images directly? Can't seem to find the button?

[Sir Big Jugs]

How do you post images directly? Can't seem to find the button? Here you go:
Instructions to take and post a Screenshot
1. Take screenshot by pressing CTRL+F11
2. Change the Screenshot to .jpg and resolution to 640x480
3. Go to www.imageshack.us (http://www.imageshack.us/) and host the image there
4. Copy the "Direct link to image" url
5. When you want to post it here, make it look like this:
"UrlOfTheImageYouCopied" whitout those " "

[Sir Big Jugs]

Woo hoo! Nine-Hundred posts! :rock::rock::rock:(Plus ~600 on the former account that got banned...);););)

[jason210]

How do you post images directly? Can't seem to find the button? Here you go:
Instructions to take and post a Screenshot
1. Take screenshot by pressing CTRL+F11
2. Change the Screenshot to .jpg and resolution to 640x480
3. Go to www.imageshack.us (http://www.imageshack.us/) and host the image there
4. Copy the "Direct link to image" url
5. When you want to post it here, make it look like this:
"UrlOfTheImageYouCopied" whitout those " "

Thanks.

[jason210]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1272/submitnu1.jpg

[Sir Big Jugs]

Try again...:lol:

[Sir Big Jugs]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1272/submitnu1.th.jpg


Here is the big version of your image:

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1272/submitnu1.jpg

Hilarious!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

Good idea.:up:

[stabiz]

:rotfl:

[jason210]

Later...
http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/264/submit02rl3.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Now THAT boat has great morale...they all gonna die, but they be happy when they die.:rock: :dead:

[jason210]

I always thought there was something funny about his "look".....

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/664/submit03aa3.jpg

[_Seth_]

@ everyone: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[stabiz]

Later...
http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/264/submit02rl3.jpg

:rotfl:One of the best.

[Respenus]

I always thought there was something funny about his "look".....

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/664/submit03aa3.jpg

I don't understand this! :hmm:

[AVGWarhawk]

Man, I laughed out loud at work. I going to get fired you have to stop. This was the first one that made me laugh out loud . Awesome!:up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up::rotfl::ro tfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:The guy hurling on the desk is classic!!!!!!!!!!

[Burzum]

great work!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[fxn]

:rotfl::rotfl:

[MobyGrape]

This Joke was on me..lol a downloaded mission for MP..:rotfl:
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/2040/haadk0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[HunterICX]

Now tell me , goin upside down with the Bridge camera has a fun effect but this is new to me.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5814/weirdfp5.jpg

[shegeek72]

Bernard finally gets his own boat. Unfortunately (or fortunately), it's not a submarine!:lol:
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/dive_dive.jpg
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_dark_gw3c.jpg

[_Seth_]

@shegeek72: Good one!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Respenus]

Bernard finally gets his own boat. Unfortunately (or fortunately), it's not a submarine!:lol:
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/dive_dive.jpg
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_dark_gw3c.jpg

NICE ONE!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

There is only one thing I find strange on this image.

The flag of the of the ship. It's either British or Australian (didn't get a good look).

So the question is, what is Bernard doing on an enemy boat. Maybe the Luftwaffe straped him to one of their planes and droped him near an enemy convoy to try and bring chaos! :yep:

[_Seth_]

@ respenus: Considering Bernards reputation, he'll be an excellent saboteur! :rotfl::rotfl:

[Respenus]

@ respenus: Considering Bernards reputation, he'll be an excellent saboteur! :rotfl::rotfl:
:yep::yep::yep:
:rock::rock::rock:
:dead::dead::dead:

Really shouldn't have done that.

:nope:

[AVGWarhawk]

What great camoflauge for that VIIC:up: Who would have know a VIIC would fit inside a tramp steamer like that? Just surface inside convoy and no one would suspect a thing. A true WOLF in SHEEPS CLOTHING!:rock:

[HunterICX]

more of this funny bug that your sub seems to be floating upside down
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1313/sharkeg8.jpg

[HunterICX]

The reason why you shouldnt call urself as an captain:
''Captain Jack Sparrow''

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1765/kraken2ol9.jpg

[STEED]

Bernard finally gets his own boat. Unfortunately (or fortunately), it's not a submarine!:lol:
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/dive_dive.jpg
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_dark_gw3c.jpg

Similar gag too one of mind. :hmm:

See page 10 ;)

[shegeek72]

Now tell me , goin upside down with the Bridge camera has a fun effect but this is new to me.
I recently rediscovered the ship/plane select/fly-around key . <-- period. Have been having fun, especially pausing and removing the "pause" (num lock del). You can get some rad views and snoop on convoys, if you like. :cool:

http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_plane.jpg
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/frauleinvomAmtsm.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr%C3%A4ulein)

[shegeek72]

NICE ONE!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

There is only one thing I find strange on this image.

The flag of the of the ship. It's either British or Australian (didn't get a good look).

So the question is, what is Bernard doing on an enemy boat. Maybe the Luftwaffe straped him to one of their planes and droped him near an enemy convoy to try and bring chaos! :yep:
I thought about changing the flag, but figured if Bernard is going to screw up he's gonna do it 110%! :lol:
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_u100.jpg

[horrgakx]

I recently rediscovered the ship/plane select/fly-around key .


... Really??? I use it all the time, it is documented in the instructions, how could you have missed it?

[shegeek72]

I recently rediscovered the ship/plane select/fly-around key .

... Really??? I use it all the time, it is documented in the instructions, how could you have missed it?
I'm supposed to read the instructions?? :huh: :)
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_u100.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I'm supposed to read the instructions?? :huh: :)
Well, you CLAIM to read maps...

[Safe-Keeper]

[Lost in the Norwegian fjords] There are maps:o?

[To crew] Zere'z a map! Fear not, Meine brave Kameraden, zere'z Hope yet!

[And so, after 398 239 episodes, the U-60 escapes the fjords and the 84th season of Gilligan's U-Boat is over]

I never used the command either, I just assumed it did the same as F12 and never bothered to try it.

Well, you CLAIM to read maps...Touché:lol:.

[bookworm_020]

NICE ONE!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

There is only one thing I find strange on this image.

The flag of the of the ship. It's either British or Australian (didn't get a good look).

So the question is, what is Bernard doing on an enemy boat. Maybe the Luftwaffe straped him to one of their planes and droped him near an enemy convoy to try and bring chaos! :yep:
I thought about changing the flag, but figured if Bernard is going to screw up he's gonna do it 110%! :lol:
--


Yes it is an Australian Merchant flag. It became the offical mechant navy flag in 1954, but had been in use from 1901. For more info have a look here.

http://www.ausflag.com.au/flags/ensign.html

Have fun!!:yep:

[STEED]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4079/b1xp0.jpg

[HunterICX]

:rotfl: hahaha good one STeed :up: almost pissed myself laughing

[shegeek72]

I'm supposed to read the instructions?? :huh: :) Well, you CLAIM to read maps...
Where's your sense of humor. :D
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_u100.jpg

[Steeltrap]

I'm quite convinced this is what my crew really thinks of me. Especially when we go into battle at very poor odds :o .

http://www.cybagirl.com/images/sh3/why.jpg

But the thing is I always manage to bring everyone home safe and sound :up: .

The real fun will start if you ever need to do an emergency surface.....

What result do you think screaming "BLOW" in the control room might have??

:hmm: :huh: :oops: :yep: :|\\ :up: :up: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

Goddamn it!

To my horror, I realized Bernard had infected my poor u-boat!
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3391/bernhardgo9.th.jpg (http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bernhardgo9.jpg)

Luckily and incredibly, when I afterwards loaded up SH3 with SH3 Commander, I get this message: "Bernhard has been transferred to another u-boat". Can you believe my luck?

Neither could I, and it was too good to last. When I started up my next career and told SH3 Commander to make me crew names, I got this:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4333/bernhard2ga1.th.jpg (http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bernhard2ga1.jpg)

Will I never have peace? I feel like the victim of a disaster watching footage from the tragedy be played over and over again over a period of years. I try to forget and put it behind me, and BOOM! Tragedy on TV again! Only it's Bernard instead of the WTC or an earthquake or what-the-Heck-not!

Leave me be already! Haunt me no more:o!

PS: Is it safe to let Bernard go? Or will it leave a curse on my submarine?

[Respenus]

PS: Is it safe to let Bernard go? Or will it leave a curse on my submarine?

I'd say let him go. Things can't get any worse!

[Biggles]

I recently rediscovered the ship/plane select/fly-around key .

... Really??? I use it all the time, it is documented in the instructions, how could you have missed it?
I'm supposed to read the instructions?? :huh: :)
--


Pardon, but what key do you press to get that? I've read the manual, don't say anything 'bout it.

[spork542]

Amazing that the boat survived through 1944 and 1945. Also, it appears Otto Kretschmer had a long-lost cousin. Who knew?
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/2513/bernard5zg4.jpg

[Safe-Keeper]

:rotfl:

[The Noob]

Amazing that the boat survived through 1944 and 1945. Also, it appears Otto Kretschmer had a long-lost cousin. Who knew?
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/2513/bernard5zg4.jpg

LOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!11 :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That must have been the best one till jet! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::up:

[_Seth_]

Hey, all of your crewmembers are named Bernard...you poor fellow...:rotfl::rotfl:

[Engel der Vernichtung]

Hey, all of your crewmembers are named Bernard...you poor fellow...:rotfl::rotfl:

Yes, but no matter what goes wrong, he's sure it was Bernard's fault. It *has* to be Bernard's fault, because there's noboidy else on the boat!

[_Seth_]

Hey, all of your crewmembers are named Bernard...you poor fellow...:rotfl::rotfl:
Yes, but no matter what goes wrong, he's sure it was Bernard's fault. It *has* to be Bernard's fault, because there's noboidy else on the boat!

Excellent, mate!!!!!!!!!!!! :up::up:

[bookworm_020]

How to sink merchants when your out of torpedo's!

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2848/sh3img151020062322pc6.jpg

Went down to 56% hull integerty and it took a while to line up (XXI turning rate is terrible!), but it worked!

[Respenus]

Went down to 56% hull integerty and it took a while to line up (XXI turning rate is terrible!), but it worked!

:o

I always belive that XXI had the best turn rate (or was that only underwater:hmm:)

[HunterICX]

Now the germans see for the first times...the brits have an special crew member problem as well..

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/394/dinsdale1zs0.jpg
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7544/dinsdale2yr1.jpg
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6030/dinsdale3bn5.jpg

[spork542]

DINSDALE!!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[_Seth_]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!! :up:

[Respenus]

BRILLIANT!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

So is that name now official for the US Bernard?

[Biggles]

Noone is worse than Bernard mate......:nope:

[shegeek72]

Pardon, but what key do you press to get that? I've read the manual, don't say anything 'bout it. The period key.
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_u100.jpg

[shegeek72]

Another take on upside-down screen shots:

http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_upside_down.jpg
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_dark2.jpg

[_Seth_]

Another take on upside-down screen shots:

http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_upside_down.jpg
--
http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_dark2.jpg


ROFL!!!! Good One, Kaleun-chic...(or something...) :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Lzs von swe]

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/8733/smallmt2.jpg

He looks a bit green, this II-boat is roling a lot :D

[The Noob]

Why is that guy so friggin small? :rotfl:

[HunterICX]

Why is that guy so friggin small? :rotfl:

easy, just turn around with ur mouse....make circle movements go up and down...and then look...the view keeps changing...making ur point of view higher or...lower thats funny too

[danlisa]

This one's for Seth....

Bernard finally got a boat of his own.....
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4610/bernardea8.jpg

[_Seth_]

This one's for Seth....

Bernard finally got a boat of his own.....
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4610/bernardea8.jpg

ROFL!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Excellent Danlisa!!!!!!! Flower power!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Hybris]

This one's for Seth....

Bernard finally got a boat of his own.....
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4610/bernardea8.jpg
LOOK OUT! UBOAT DRIVING HIPPIES ARE LOSE! HIDE THE TANKERS!

[Respenus]

Excellent one Danlisa! :cool:

[_Seth_]

@ Hybris: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Kaleun: "Hey man, are you still smokin' tha ganja sh*t?"

Bernard: " Yaa man, i have the largest joint in the navy, man.."

Kaleun: " Wow, that joint looks familiar....man"

Bernard: "I found it in the forward compartments of da boat, man"

Kaleun "Hey, man, thats not a joint, thats a torp......."

BOOOOOM!!!!!

[Hybris]

I'm posting this because it's halloween and I think its funny.

http://i11.tinypic.com/33c9hlh.jpg
Sorry for the shiny-ness...:oops:

http://i11.tinypic.com/2qkthc7.jpg
Not the best carveing job but I think its good for a new design.

http://i11.tinypic.com/40pg8lu.jpg
In short HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL THE CAPTAINS AND THEIR CREWS. Happy Hunting!:arrgh!::damn::ping:

P.S Sorry about the pic size I don't know how to downsize them.

[_Seth_]

:o Thats the largest pics i have seen on subsim.....Wonder what Gizzmoe would say if that was your signature.....:hmm:

[Hybris]

SINK IT! BAN HIM TO THE DEEP! Thats what he would probably say... I think:hmm:

[_Seth_]

SINK IT! BAN HIM TO THE DEEP! Thats what he would probably say... I think:hmm:

:rotfl:

[Respenus]

:o Thats the largest pics i have seen on subsim.....Wonder what Gizzmoe would say if that was your signature.....:hmm:

I believe that NOBODY want's to hear what Gizzmoe would say if I put that as my signature.

*Signs his death warrant* :dead:

[Steeltrap]

I think Bernard's boat is his attempt to show solidarity with the Japanese. Bernard being Bernard, he thinks it's the "Rising Sunflower".....

[Hybris]

Hmmmm...*Goes to warm up homing torpedos*

[Tuddley3]

We have musical entertainment on my boat.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/SH3%20Screenies/Former20Opera20Singer.jpg

And for those long boring Patrols, someone's gonna get the munchies.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/SH3%20Screenies/pothead.jpg

[Lzs von swe]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4210/ideaxq0.jpg

Bernard finally gets a bright idea, and consequently burns all his fuses :sunny:

[The Noob]

That made me ROTFL'ing. :up: :rotfl:

[Respenus]

And for those long boring Patrols, someone's gonna get the munchies.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/SH3%20Screenies/pothead.jpg

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ya man, that UFO really shows UFO's!

[Hybris]

And for those long boring Patrols, someone's gonna get the munchies.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/SH3%20Screenies/pothead.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ya man, that UFO really shows UFO's!

Dude like... Bernard smoked my entire stash already... damn Bernard.

[Respenus]

And for those long boring Patrols, someone's gonna get the munchies.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/SH3%20Screenies/pothead.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ya man, that UFO really shows UFO's!
Dude like... Bernard smoked my entire stash already... damn Bernard.

I always hide the good stuff in my captains cabinet. The key is always around my neck. I once cut of one of Bernards fingers when he tried to take it during my short sleep time. The thing is, next morning it has already grown back on. Dude that stuff is good! :|\\

[bookworm_020]

I just keep it in the safe. Then Bernard can't get his hands on it!:doh:

[darius359au]

Ok , who used the Superglue instead of the lense cleaner ?

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2151/superglueou7.jpg

[U-104]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4210/ideaxq0.jpg

Bernard finally gets a bright idea, and consequently burns all his fuses :sunny:
:rotfl:

[Tuddley3]

[quote=darius359au]Ok , who used the Superglue instead of the lense cleaner ?

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2151/superglueou7.jpghttp://foolstown.com/sm/appl.gif

[Tuddley3]

Here's the Iraqi Navy
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/SH3%20Screenies/iraqinavy2.jpg

Here's me waiting for GWX, or Hansolo's next project. Can I say that in the same sentence ?
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/1088259848.jpg

[bookworm_020]

:o:o :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

You mean they have a navy that floats!!!

[Tuddley3]

This is dedicated to those FRUSTRATED with Starforce.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/SH3%20Screenies/StarforceJoke.jpg

[_Seth_]

This is dedicated to those FRUSTRATED with Starforce.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/SH3%20Screenies/StarforceJoke.jpg :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: You might also put some of the X1 crew into this, like a "two-for-one" deal!! :rotfl:

[Respenus]

This is dedicated to those FRUSTRATED with Starforce.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/SH3%20Screenies/StarforceJoke.jpg :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: You might also put some of the X1 crew into this, like a "two-for-one" deal!! :rotfl:

True to that last character! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[HunterICX]

:rotfl: Nice one!!!! never seen those men at work on that hull in my SH3


Edit:

Bernard Stole the wedding ring from the Helms officer.
Helms Officer like you never seen him before!.

http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/1930/gollumjt9.jpg

[_Seth_]

:rotfl: Nice one!!!! never seen those men at work on that hull in my SH3


Edit:

Bernard Stole the wedding ring from the Helms officer.
Helms Officer like you never seen him before!.

http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/1930/gollumjt9.jpg

ROFL!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:thats freakin' awesome!!!! Excellent!!! :rotfl::rotfl:

[ECV56_PolTen]

Yikes! Scary officer:o
Somebody call Kaleun Frodo-gerbensen

[stabiz]

:huh:

[Hybris]

Here's the Iraqi Navy
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/SH3%20Screenies/iraqinavy2.jpg

Here's me waiting for GWX, or Hansolo's next project. Can I say that in the same sentence ?
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/1088259848.jpg

Hmmm... Screw the torpedos MAN THE QUAD GUNS!:rotfl:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q62/avgwarhawk/smarty.jpg

[Tuddley3]

If they had Satellite TV back in the day :
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/WatchingTV.jpg

[Respenus]

Next to the Kaleun, Johann was my favourite character. Great guy, has a small nervous breakdown, but gets back together and all is fine again. Even helps saving the boat :D

BTW, Johann was a PettyOfficer right? He wasn't a regular cause he never ate with Herr Kaleun, but had a different uniform then normal sailors, so my guess is pettyofficer.

[Raptor]

Johann was the Chief Petty Officer in charge of diesel engines; aka Diesel Obermaschinist

[Saukko]

U-713 Reports: Nuclear torpedo test successful.

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/3656/sh3013qh6.jpg

[Respenus]

U-713 Reports: Nuclear torpedo test successful.

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/3656/sh3013qh6.jpg

:rotfl:

They would never be allowed to get back to port. Prpbably another U-Boat would have fished them to make sure they can never tell the secret of the Nuclear Torpedo that would win the war. Plus the crew would die sooner or later, being exposed to radiation at such short range!

[Ducimus]

Ohhh, i want one of those torpedos! No no.. i want 4 of those torpedo's! And cut them loose all in one salvo!

[Safe-Keeper]

Or six. Or two dozens.

Large convoy ahead, captain:arrgh!:!

[Respenus]

A XXI filled with them! Then you'd have enought to destroy many a port and win the war! Then you would be a Hero of the Fatherland and be given a nice little mansion (as large as a small country) for your little retirment setlement!

[Steeltrap]

Would simplify manual TDC....

Target course and speed?

WHO CARES??!! They're over there somewhere - just fire one for effect!

Imagine this in SHIV....a 'circular run' would really ruin your day!!

[Hybris]

U-713 Reports: Nuclear torpedo test successful.

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/3656/sh3013qh6.jpg

Nuclear torpedos for when you really really want to sink that tanker.

[Dimitrius07]

Look everebody, Bernard girl friend :D

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/8245/bernardgirljg5.jpg

[horrgakx]

Hmm... she's a little to ... symetrical for my taste.

[Respenus]

Look everebody, Bernard girl friend :D

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/8245/bernardgirljg5.jpg

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Can't think of anything else at this points, I'm so overwhelmed!

[Quagmire]

U-713 Reports: Nuclear torpedo test successful.

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/3656/sh3013qh6.jpg

Bernard surfaces at Bikini Atoll, 1946.

That has got to be the coolest pic I have ever seen! GOOD JOB!

[AVGWarhawk]

Look everebody, Bernard girl friend :D

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/8245/bernardgirljg5.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Can't think of anything else at this points, I'm so overwhelmed!


Look at the bright side, Bernard likes girls. I was beginning to wonder.....

[bookworm_020]

Are you sure that is a woman??? She reminds me of the Navy dude!:o

[Hybris]

Look everebody, Bernard girl friend :D

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/8245/bernardgirljg5.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Can't think of anything else at this points, I'm so overwhelmed!

Look at the bright side, Bernard likes girls. I was beginning to wonder.....

He must be desperate to go for a face like that.:lol:

[Respenus]

Look everebody, Bernard girl friend :D

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/8245/bernardgirljg5.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Can't think of anything else at this points, I'm so overwhelmed!

Look at the bright side, Bernard likes girls. I was beginning to wonder.....
He must be desperate to go for a face like that.:lol:

Well the men behind her any not much better, so Bernards looks better then anyone of them. But then he'll burn his girl to death, thinking that she is a...:p

[Brag]

aolemb://BE67FB7E-C665-4523-8740-A49ED7EE68AF/fsscr033.jpg

Hey, Fritz, I really like the Jacuzzi!


aolemb://BE67FB7E-C665-4523-8740-A49ED7EE68AF/fsscr033.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

Look everebody, Bernard girl friend :D

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/8245/bernardgirljg5.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Can't think of anything else at this points, I'm so overwhelmed!

Look at the bright side, Bernard likes girls. I was beginning to wonder.....
He must be desperate to go for a face like that.:lol:
Well the men behind her any not much better, so Bernards looks better then anyone of them. But then he'll burn his girl to death, thinking that she is a...:p


She looks like Navy Dude? What gave it away? The beard.....?

[rasmus1896]

Look everebody, Bernard girl friend :D

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/8245/bernardgirljg5.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Can't think of anything else at this points, I'm so overwhelmed!

Look at the bright side, Bernard likes girls. I was beginning to wonder.....
He must be desperate to go for a face like that.:lol:
Well the men behind her any not much better, so Bernards looks better then anyone of them. But then he'll burn his girl to death, thinking that she is a...:p


She looks like Navy Dude? What gave it away? The beard.....?

The beard ?!!!???!!??:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[horrgakx]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh..... do we HAVE to quote the picture EVERY time?!!?

[Roads88]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh..... do we HAVE to quote the picture EVERY time?!!?


I agree, Its beginning to look like a poor matting job on a clown picture.:rotfl:

[Pants]

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/8733/smallmt2.jpg

He looks a bit green, this II-boat is roling a lot :D Why is that guy so friggin small? :rotfl:
He shrank in the wash ;)

[Hybris]

^I guess the tag on the WO said fresh water only.

[WilhelmSchulz.]

Back a bit more... more... more... PERFICT! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7176/highanddryha1.jpg

[Biggles]

A less smart person would now say: "This is what happens when you put women at the wheels".....I wont....ooops, I just did:oops: :nope:

[spork542]

Or six. Or two dozens.

Large convoy ahead, captain:arrgh!:!

"She's going down!
She's going down!
She's going down!
She's going down!
She's going down!
She's going down!
Torpedo Impact!"

[Hybris]

Large convoy ahead, captain:arrgh!:!
"She's going down!
She's going down!
She's going down!
She's going down!
She's going down!
She's going down!
Torpedo Impact!"[/quote]

Snipers motto
"One shot one kill"

U-boats mottos
"One torpedo 10 to 50 kills"
and
"Run Deep... Run Silent"
and last but not least
"Just a little Deeper"

[spork542]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5492/shipsmallfb1.jpg

[Dimitrius07]

spork542

:up: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :up:

[thegroo]

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5015/moveqw1.jpg

[spork542]

Hey, don't be mean to Bernard! :nope: He's a sensitive guy! :yep:

[Hybris]

Hey, don't be mean to Bernard! :nope: He's a sensitive guy! :yep:

Sesitiveness doesn't pay off as a Kaluen usually it gets you and your boat either sunk or captured.

[spork542]

I know. Why do you think I mentioned Bernard being sensitive? :smug:

[Respenus]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Bernard has got high on fumes. There is no longer need to hide my stash! :D

[Saukko]

Heavy fog + Bernard on watch = trouble.
But in this case the Bernard was me. She was spotted close range, but I didn't thought that she was going to ram us, luckily collision was avoided by inch or two.
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9015/sh3014fm3.jpg


"No, sir! No U-boats on sight, sir!"
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1270/sh3015wu4.jpg

[Safe-Keeper]

Childhood memories:
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3953/relationsuy2.th.jpg (http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=relationsuy2.jpg)

[spork542]

Childhood memories:
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3953/relationsuy2.th.jpg (http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=relationsuy2.jpg)




:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Hybris]

"No, sir! No U-boats on sight, sir!"
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1270/sh3015wu4.jpg

Is that a Iceburg

[The Noob]

Childhood memories:
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3953/relationsuy2.th.jpg (http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=relationsuy2.jpg)



Theres "1337" written on it! I h4d 70 l0lz0r! :rotfl:

[Respenus]

Childhood memories:
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3953/relationsuy2.th.jpg (http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=relationsuy2.jpg)



:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Good one! :rotfl:

[Tuddley3]

Uhhh, Beavis, this sucks. Like where's my gun fartknocker.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/Dumbass.jpg

[Respenus]

Uhhh, Beavis, this sucks. Like where's my gun fartknocker.
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m65/tuddley3/Humorous/Dumbass.jpg

"Stop doing your excersice and get back to work!"

[horrgakx]

I came upon a convoy which was in a state of disarray, they were all over the place, easy pickings ... or so I thought! I couldn't see any destroyers so I went in under flank speed. Unfortunately about 5 seconds after I took this shot 2 destroyers suddenly were spotted about 3k yards from my position, I crash-dived and turned around and eventually managed to evade!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/many-contacts.jpg

[Safe-Keeper]

The What If... Series - taking a look at History as it might have been
Tonight: Would the world be a better place if the infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler had entered the architect school - with Bernard?
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4021/uhaustg4.th.jpg (http://img58.imageshack.us/my.php?image=uhaustg4.jpg)
Translation in my next post below.


horrgakx: Tell them that alcohol and convoy-driving don't go well together;).

[horrgakx]

Good pic :)
Unfortunately ImageShack tried to direct me to a known 'bad' site (advertising or some such) when I clicked on the picture.

[Respenus]

Next time try writting in a more English German please!

Otherwise::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Safe-Keeper]

Yeah, I suppose that last one might've been a bit hard to understand. Here it is in English English:Bernard: Oh yes, my workleader, it is pretty hard for the residents to get to the door, but it has a safety depth of 70 metres and twelve torpedo tubes, and the potted plants are sonar-absorbing...
Hitler: Berna-a-ard! I should've become a politician...

[JerM]

hey guys

ok this might be a really dumb question and i might get joked for it but who is bernard. you guys keep metioning him.:doh:



jeremy

[stabiz]

Dont worry, JerM, we have all(the ones who were borned after WW2, anyway:D) asked that question at some time. Bernard was founded/born by Dowly in the humorous screenshot thread, and has since been blamed for EVERYTHING that goes wrong,be it an installation or a bad date. Kinda nice to have him around soaking up all the blame.

[bookworm_020]

There is a Bernard in Every Boat!! So you can blame him for torpedos firing when you don't want them to, destroying Neutral or Friendly shiping, surfacing infront of escort ships, etc, etc....:doh:

Just blame it on Bernard!

[Albrecht Von Hesse]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/bernard.jpg

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/detected.jpg

[Steeltrap]

Cute....but you should've used the 'del' key on the keypad to remove the interface, that way we wouldn't be able to see you've ordered 7m depth (decks awash) to create the pic.....

:yep: :doh: :rotfl: :up:

[Albrecht Von Hesse]

Cute....but you should've used the 'del' key on the keypad to remove the interface, that way we wouldn't be able to see you've ordered 7m depth (decks awash) to create the pic.....

:yep: :doh: :rotfl: :up:

Actually I hadn't done so to just create a pic; I was on a surface attack approach and it just looked too good a sight not to snapshot it. :D

[shegeek72]

I came upon a convoy which was in a state of disarray, they were all over the place, easy pickings ... or so I thought! I couldn't see any destroyers so I went in under flank speed. Unfortunately about 5 seconds after I took this shot 2 destroyers suddenly were spotted about 3k yards from my position, I crash-dived and turned around and eventually managed to evade!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/horrgakx/Sub/many-contacts.jpg
Looks like they were doing the infamous 'course change' that some of us have observed, where some ships do a 360 and rejoin the rest that haven't lost their senses. :doh: Seems to happen in saved games.
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http://users4.ev1.net/%7Etaragem/sh3_wac_banner3.jpg

[Respenus]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/Albrecht_von_Hesse/detected.jpg

Dinsdale. So it's the official SH4 Bernard name. No?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: