Humorous SHIII picture thread

[Sailor Steve]

What's a pyramid doing in the middle of a sea ? :hmm:
That's for me to know and you to die trying to find out.

[Kptlt. Siegmann]

http://www.isaf.us/images/U106mine_kptltsiegmann.jpg (http://www.isaf.us/images/u106mine_kptltsiegmann.jpg)



http://www.isaf.us/images/u106_dudmine.jpg

"Herr Kaleun, did you hear something?"

:up::lol:

[Jimbuna]

:roll: ............................ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/4_6_100.gif

[Abd_von_Mumit]

"Herr Kaleun, did you hear something?"

:up::lol:
Final proof that rust saves lives. :doh:

[Kptlt. Siegmann]

"Herr Kaleun, did you hear something?"

:up::lol: Final proof that rust saves lives. :doh:


Other than that, I have no explaination for why my boat wasn't oblitered by that mine. Maybe a dud?:hmm:

[Marriott]

wow close call there....though close call could be a bit of an understatement

[kenijaru]

though close call could be a bit of an understatement

that is in fact an understatement :P

[3Jane]

Was credited for this one, but the two halves wouldn't sink.http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9181/spanishcoastarmedpassenva0.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Was credited for this one, but the two halves wouldn't sink.http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9181/spanishcoastarmedpassenva0.jpg

Probablt carrying too much cork http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/wacko.gif

[Blacklight]

It was that shipment of desperately needed ping pong balls so badly needed by England durring the war !

[Mush Martin]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img17-2-2008_154526_211.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img17-2-2008_15586_899.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img17-2-2008_154110_8.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img17-2-2008_155025_680.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img17-2-2008_16731_164.jpg

[Mush Martin]

and it was going so well.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img17-2-2008_16951_867.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img17-2-2008_161031_680.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img17-2-2008_16115_586.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img17-2-2008_15482_649.jpg

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/SH3Img17-2-2008_154832_695.jpg

[StarFox]

And I bet the first thing the Captian of the S Boat said was something like "Well, thats the end of that"

[Jimbuna]

And I bet the first thing the Captian of the S Boat said was something like "Well, thats the end of that"

.....and the last......."CRASH DIVE!!"

[Mush Martin]

And I bet the first thing the Captian of the S Boat said was something like "Well, thats the end of that"
No we were still in it .......... I had forgotten to take out the uberboot
zonefile..........:rotfl:ooops/invalid test.:|\\ if you look closely the shell hit
comes after the bomb hit, the pics are out of sequence for presentation purpose's.

[Kipparikalle]

Is player able to drive schnellboot on GWX2?

[Sailor Steve]

You need to read more boards!:sunny:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=130088

It's the most talked-about mod out right now!

[Kipparikalle]

You need to read more boards!:sunny:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=130088

It's the most talked-about mod out right now!

Wonderfull!

Now I just need to get my SH3 to work....

[Jimbuna]

You need to read more boards!:sunny:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=130088

It's the most talked-about mod out right now!

Wonderfull!

Now I just need to get my SH3 to work....

:roll: ....................................:damn:

[Kipparikalle]

Got the vanilla SH3 working, as long as GWX isn't installed.

Sometimes I just can't help but laught.

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2126/mattisukkahl9.png

Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

[Chisum]

Hi,

Have you ever seen that before ?

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6237/01ig1.jpg


http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9828/02or3.jpg


http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6176/03sl2.jpg


It's not a cheat, it's exactly that what happen to me yesterday in AN18 during my patrol onboard U-52 !

:lol:

[Blacklight]

Hi,

Have you ever seen that before ?

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6237/01ig1.jpg

I think you set your torpedo running depth too high. Try loweing it about 40 feet !!
:rotfl:

[Kipparikalle]

Ahahahah, thats something you dont see everyday :rotfl:

Did that torpedo spin above the ship?

[Chisum]

She was quietly over the ship and a few second later the second torpedo has exploded and I don't know what do the first, no more appears after.

Crazy !

But as says Blacklight, it's true that she was reguled on the hight value(1 meter) and maby it's the cause of this jump.

I will try again !

:lol:

[Blacklight]

That's what happens when you let Bernard set the torpedo speed.

I imagine the crew of that ship had to change their pants though.

"Aircraft spotted sir !! :o OH CRAP !!! DUCK !!!!"

WHIZZZZZZZZZZ !!!! SPLASH !!!

*Points and laughs at the Uboat*

[KeptinCranky]

Looks like that eel deflected off the hull, only in an unexpected direction....

and the guys on the ship are desperately running to the Flak going, The Plane boss! the Plane...!!

[Steel_Tomb]

Looks like an early version of the Harpoon or Exocet lol.

[Tessa]

Finally nailed one of those annoying torpedo boats. One was sitting idle in harbor so positioned myself for the kill and sent a 45 knot eel at em at 300 meters:

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii204/Pelsia/torpedoboat.jpg

[Blacklight]

Finally nailed one of those annoying torpedo boats. One was sitting idle in harbor so positioned myself for the kill and sent a 45 knot eel at em at 300 meters:

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii204/Pelsia/torpedoboat.jpg

"SHE'S GOING UP !"
"SHE'S GOING DOWN !" "YAAAY !! *claping*"

[AdlerGrosmann]

:roll: Something to be thought of...here's my screenshot at these two links

http://adlergrosmann.deviantart.com/art/Is-U-boat-There-Yet-79237112

http://adlergrosmann.deviantart.com/art/Crazy-British-Seamen-79236924

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/SH3Img22-2-2008_9614_785.jpg

[Blacklight]

Welcome to the harbor. Would you like the smoking or non smoking section ? :D

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Welcome to the harbor. Would you like the smoking or non smoking section ? :D
smoking please ;)

[the.terrabyte.pirate]

Talk about sailing decks awash...

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/The_Terrabyte_Pirate/awash.jpg

"It's dry socks or a mutiny, kaulein"

[ECAaxel]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/5461/bernardwatchofficerkl9.jpg
never let Bernard decide who is on watch when entering harbour.
he will place Dinsdale on watch

[Jimbuna]

Talk about sailing decks awash...

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/The_Terrabyte_Pirate/awash.jpg

"It's dry socks or a mutiny, kaulein"

LOL :rotfl:

[the.terrabyte.pirate]

When you ask the navigator a silly question...

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/The_Terrabyte_Pirate/navigator.jpg

I wonder if my U-Boat has a brig. My navigator obviously has too much time on his hands...

[5string74]

Wow, terrabyte, never thought of doin' that! Very cool. :rotfl:

5string

[KeptinCranky]

:rotfl:

That's obviously a navigator with too much time on his hands...

I suggest he gets to swim home :arrgh!:

[mariuszj1939]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6366/obraz1xg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5732/obraz2ox5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7590/obraz3qk5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jimbuna]

Cpt to crew....."I don't think this is the right time for an aerobics class guys" http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9708/piratebf4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[NealT]

OMG!

Have they lost their minds?

No...just their heads!

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Blacklight]

Lets just say that the shells from the destroyer were VERY accurate. :D

[HunterICX]

I say something about his look towards the officer is telling me there is something more between them.

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/888/sh3img93200823039375py1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Well it's certainly something more than a 4" dia pole http://imgcash1.imageshack.us/img50/3402/tonguegs0.gif

[mcf1]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/1601/pashar0806468x5531li8.jpg

[Barbac]

:rotfl:

[Gaz2]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :up:

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl:

"My name is Bernard Dumpkopf IV, and I come from a long and honorable line of seafaring men."

[Jimbuna]

"Bernard!!...When I said make for the nearest land, I meant via a navigable channel" :damn:

[Chisum]

I get two pics for you.

Surfaced and completly lost in the middle of a big convoy by rain and great smog(or fog, it was just impossible to watch something before 500 m), you get sometime some surprises !!

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7388/02wp1.jpg


The sunday, to disturb the crew, we make sometime a "torpedo race".
We fire a T2 and 10 secondes later, without any move, we fire a T1 attempting to shot the T2. T1 is set on impact cause it's a serious game.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4088/01vz3.jpg


:lol:

[mcf1]

Torpedo race :up: I like it and I think I should try it, my crew will love it, but I should try to lunch Bernard instead of a T2

[mcf1]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4620/ganstati1rj2.jpg

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/489/sh3imgii8.jpg

[Kipparikalle]

"What is it? You forgot your shoes again?"
"No, its that w-"
"...We're been flying this piece of crap for almost 8 years?"
"No, but-"
"Shut the hell up...Wait, am I seeing things? Is that shark over there?"
"Uhh, yes, and about that..."
"What?"
"We're on the seafloor"
"......I think someone put something on your coffee this morning"

:rotfl:

[VonDos]

After sub experience, Bernard is commanding a USN K-Ship:

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9632/humorca9.jpg

He's learning the small differences, step to step :hmm:

[KeptinCranky]

:rotfl:

I see he managed to invert his sub too with the conning tower on the keel, very clever, will help lots with the visibility :up: :D

[3Jane]

Neutral warship contact whilst returning to Willhelmshaven
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8412/neutralwarshipreportkz6.jpg

[Kipparikalle]

Run on a torpedoboat, and decided to torpedo it just for fun.
Results Below.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/3443/74733593wg3.jpg

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6163/41326020zc7.jpg

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1663/46983514tl8.jpg

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9084/61791223uy4.jpg

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/441/47497846xf7.jpg

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5836/51476722hz3.jpg

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1624/24546029ra5.jpg

[Col. Caldwell]

:rotfl::rotfl:That's some airtime there.

[spike12]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:...Ribs...Hurti ng...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:.:rock:

[Sub mariner]

Now I know what it feels like. :oops:

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm36/Alexwmac/SH3Img25-3-2008_222016_434.jpg

[VonDos]

I belive i can flyyyyyyy!

[Jimbuna]

I belive i can flyyyyyyy!

I believe I can touch the sky http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/5571/singandplayag7hs3.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTahrYXCChI

[_Seth_]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Kipparikalle, EXCELLENT!!!!! *ROFLLMAO*!!!:up::up::up:

[Kipparikalle]

I did it for the great justice of Subsim


(also to rise the Humorous section out of the grave, had to do sum' magic stuff)

[_Seth_]

I did it for the great justice of Subsim


(also to rise the Humorous section out of the grave, had to do sum' magic stuff)

Well, you managed that! *I'm still laughing! That one is among the top 5 i have ever seen! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:*
MORE CARTOONS!!!! :D:up:

[Penelope_Grey]

Awesome Kip!!:up::up:

[Kipparikalle]

More to come, my plan is to get everyone killed by laughing them to death.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8863/mesfjafh3.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :lol:

[Tessa]

On a whim took a visit up to Torshavn before going to my patrol area in the NW part of AN. At first was skeptical that there was anything worthwhile as the only harbor defense was a ASW trawler. After easily making it past that much to my suprise found a heavy cruiser and several destroyers. After sinking everything the trawler finally came near the docks and started annoying me as there were some tugboats that I was taking out with the deck gun. Waited for him to finally pass over me and drop 1 whole depth charge and then shot a eel straight into his rear end the moment he crossed 300m. He flew around like a drunken pidgeon, enough to rip him apart while airborn:

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6489/sh3img303200812828859nr2.png

To my suprise he bounced off the water 3 times before finally getting torn apart and sinking into the sea.

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Silent%20Hunter%20III/Other%20Images/sh32007-11-1419-56-04-43.jpg

[bookworm_020]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:LMAO!:up:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/187_5.jpg

[Jimbuna]

:roll: ........................I get a sense of deja vu :hmm:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5155/starwarsdancinguh0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Kipparikalle]

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7193/wohohgk6.jpg

[mcf1]

Originally Posted by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb231/evangelionunit03/187_5.jpg


Nice, I can't stop laughing. Maybe because that pic REALLY does't make sense :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kipparikalle]

Originally Posted by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
*pic*

Nice, I can't stop laughing. Maybe because that pic REALLY does't make sense :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: This thread is for pic's taken from SH3.
And so that picture doesn't belong here.

Also, I don't see how that picture can be so funny to anyone that he/she could actually laught.

I'm just saying, no offense.

[Kipparikalle]

Moar comixz

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/8836/21134690wc5.jpg
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4962/70710796or7.jpg
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7452/59795348xx3.jpg
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/4759/82891009wo4.jpg
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3702/49347104zw3.jpg
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/9099/49425974wy9.jpg

[mcf1]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Kipparikalle]

I ****ing Rule As Comic Maker

[mcf1]

Originally Posted by Kipparikalle
I ****ing Rule As Comic Maker

Maybe you do:hmm:
which programm you're using for editing?

[Kipparikalle]

Originally Posted by Kipparikalle
I ****ing Rule As Comic Maker
Maybe you do:hmm:
which programm you're using for editing?
Adobe Photoshop CS2

[mcf1]

Thanks

[Kipparikalle]

Need Moar Congraz

[3Jane]

High flying debris
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5668/lifeboatcv0.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I ****ing Rule As Comic Maker
But your finest quality is your overwhelming humility.:p

[Jimbuna]

I ****ing Rule As Comic Maker
But your finest quality is your overwhelming humility.:p

LOL or even as a stand up comic :lol:

[Kipparikalle]

Wait till you see my other comics from other games.
Be prepared to have medic's next to you, cuz' your gonna take looooooooong trip to hospital

[Jimbuna]

Wait till you see my other comics from other games.
Be prepared to have medic's next to you, cuz' your gonna take looooooooong trip to hospital

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/c_jane24/Smileys/4_6_100.gif
Better get prepared then:

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/waaaaaaa.jpg

Steve.....I'll arrange the escort:

http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/smilies/cops.gif

http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img134/3995/newshy222ul3cg8.gif

[trekchu]

I know you're supposed to give Body and soul for Germany, but DAMN!


http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii11/AAR1_album/sh3.png

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :rotfl:

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/Mohr.jpg

I´ve got Mohr on my boat. And all he does is to Brag about knowing the great Balz and that he is an Freiwillige.

......


No bad intetions meant boys:oops:

[asanovic7]

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm225/asanovic7/silgodamn.jpg
hihihihihihihi

[HunterICX]

Talking about smashing a on-deck party huh....:rotfl:

HunterICX

[Kipparikalle]

Holy ****, that's a frigging rain of people.
Must been somebody's birthday party.

[Jimbuna]

LOL http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7975/gigglebigtb9fg3.gif


http://www.geocities.com/gillyboo_55/graphics/gay/ymca12.gif

[Ivan Putski]

Now remember, the switch to scuttle the ship, is on the right, The left one dims the lights.

[Kipparikalle]

The doudlebarreled 20mm AA guns are damn weak somehow.
Can't even shoot down those crappy Gladiators, can't be my aim because when I look from free-cam my bullets hits.

I've only managed to shoot down 1 Spitfire, but that was because of 1 direct hit to the motor from the 2,9cm AA-gun on the IXB.

In 1.3 I almost shot down every damn plane I encountered.

[Jimbuna]

Sounds like it could possibly be closer to RL.........not many planes succumbed to U-boat flack :hmm:

[Zajcev]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3897/sh3img2432008184759109oh7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

From now on, due to limited port space all ships are to be split in half for storage and reassembled before departure!

[Kipparikalle]

Sounds like it could possibly be closer to RL.........not many planes succumbed to U-boat flack :hmm: Even so, Gloster Gladiators had nothing but light armor to protect from the infantry weapons (could hold against 14-16mm rounds)

But there's no way that it could sustain a frigging barrage of 20mm rounds to the whole structure.

All visible damage that I could do, is to make the engine pop, and make it burn. But not to destroy it.
Hell, I even shoot to the cockpit, but no damn effect.

[Jimbuna]

I've just tried a mission and they go down fine....are you sure about the plane, Gladiator or Swordfish http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1817/thinkbigsw1yo4.gif

[Stealth Hunter]

High flying debris
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5668/lifeboatcv0.jpg

Damn... that's really gonna suck when it falls back down...

[Kipparikalle]

I've just tried a mission and they go down fine....are you sure about the plane, Gladiator or Swordfish http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1817/thinkbigsw1yo4.gif
Swordfish.

A little advice with it? I think suck at my aim somehow.

[Keelbuster]

Abandon ship sir?!!!!

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9333/abandonshipvu3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Sir?!!?! - WTF!!


http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/3586/abandonship2mq6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jimbuna]

I've just tried a mission and they go down fine....are you sure about the plane, Gladiator or Swordfish http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1817/thinkbigsw1yo4.gif
Swordfish.

A little advice with it? I think suck at my aim somehow.

:lol: :up:

[mcf1]

Bernard is losing it! Maybe we should go back home
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/9567/lol15dp8.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LOL :lol:

[mcf1]

Why is he staring me with that look? I wonder what he's thinking

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5605/lol2px8.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LOL :rotfl:

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1765/jimpennywisedgz0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Good one, mcf1!:rock:

[mcf1]

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm225/asanovic7/silgodamn.jpg
hihihihihihihi
It's raining men, Hallelujah, it's raining men. Literally

[STEED]

Dumb ass Polish. :lol:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/RS42/D1-2.jpg

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/RS42/D2-1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Drift problem :hmm:

[mcf1]

or Bernard's Polish brother :hmm:

[STEED]

Drift problem :hmm:

Naa it's Poland's new secret weapon by joining two destroyers together. Just one problem, some idiot joined them at the wrong angle. :doh:

[NealT]

No. NO! NO!

It's the "Polish Destroyer Mating Season". They are in the midst of the mating ritual. And, in a few months (years?), one of them will have a .....

:yep:

[KeptinCranky]

.... little motor torpedo boat that hopes to grow up to be a real destroyer someday :D

[Jimbuna]

.... little motor torpedo boat that hopes to grow up to be a real destroyer someday :D

LOL :lol:

[Siara]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4817/sandshippy9.jpg

Bernard? :D

[the.terrabyte.pirate]

Bernard? :D
Nein, it is our latest secret weapon, the PanzerTirpitz, in testing...

It will sail across der kanal, up the Thames, up into London, and will fire on Number 10 from across the street. The tommies will never expect us.

And now, off to the eastern front with you. You know too much already...

[Jimbuna]

I'm sure the Fuhrer will be impressed

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4986/hitlersmileythumbnailiz3.jpg

[KeptinCranky]

The Tirpitz-tank? :hmm:

don't think they would have called it that since von Tirpitz was an admiral, what with Heer and Kriegsmarine rivalry and such

but check this out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1000_Ratte

:know:.....................:lol:

[the.terrabyte.pirate]

The Tirpitz-tank? :hmm:

don't think they would have called it that since von Tirpitz was an admiral, what with Heer and Kriegsmarine rivalry and such

but check this out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1000_Ratte

:know:.....................:lol:

Err... I was more hinting at mounting the battleship Tirpitz on tank tracks.... never mind.

[mcf1]

The Tirpitz-tank? :hmm:

don't think they would have called it that since von Tirpitz was an admiral, what with Heer and Kriegsmarine rivalry and such

but check this out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1000_Ratte

:know:.....................:lol:

Found some more interesting info of the "ratte" and some other similar projects
this thing is huge!
http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/Landkreuzer%20P1000%20Ratte.htm

[kurtz]

Siamese Navy's new aquisition:D

[Jimbuna]

One of my favourite sites http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

[Bosje]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9199/lolmv0.jpg

Escort Destroyer taking the idea of Seek & Destroy to a whole new level

[TrooperCooper]

Bismarck serving as AA cruiser. :)

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/4/4/27/f_manualm_8571017.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Two good ones http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9026/wolfthumbsuprw5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Tessa]

Slightly rough seas and heavy rain, my WO is a total wuss and can't stand the weather. Should probably 86 him and make one of the other watch crew the WO since they aren't afraid of the weather:

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1315/sh3img352008201157937op2.png

[_Seth_]

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm225/asanovic7/silgodamn.jpg
hihihihihihihi It's raining men, Hallelujah, it's raining men. Literally

:rotfl::rotfl: OK, WHERE'S WALDO? :rotfl:

[3Jane]

A previous encounter with the Rodney. Both periscopes destroyed by depth charges, instead of escaping I opted for a death or glory quick surface fire and dive.
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7307/deathorglory1mq7.jpg

The boat was destroyed before the first torpedo detonated
http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/9571/deathorglory2sg3.jpg

[mcf1]

A previous encounter with the Rodney. Both periscopes destroyed by depth charges, instead of escaping I opted for a death or glory quick surface fire and dive.
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7307/deathorglory1mq7.jpg

The boat was destroyed before the first torpedo detonated
http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/9571/deathorglory2sg3.jpg
3 times hurrah for 3Jane :ahoy:
A true hero

[KeptinCranky]

:roll:.....:o....:rock:

umm, that was very gutsy and incredibly stupid, couldn't you at least have waited till it got dark for your death or glory charge?

Now you'll never know if you took Rodney down to the briny deep with you, although guessing from that spread of eels I think you did...

[Kipparikalle]

You also should have fired a salvo depending on the sonar.
From that close you can't miss.

Looking at the salvo, 5 bucks says that Rodney would have sunked.

[TarJak]

Global warming? Bollocks, it's the next Ice Age!

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT3279.jpg

[VonDos]

The Habbakuk Project

HABBAKUK: GEOFFREY PYKE'S ICEBERG AIR

Habbakuk was the idea of a scientist called Geoffrey Pyke. His idea was that because ice was unsinkable, the berg ships would be insulated and impervious to bomb and torpedo attacks. They would be easy to repair as water only had to be poured into holes and frozen, thus making the ship whole. The ships would be cheap to make so that a vast number could be made. The ships could be up to 4000 feet long, 600 feet wide and 130 feet in depth. They could be used to carry aircraft to protect shipping in the mid-Atlantic, since the aircraft would be able to operate at shorter ranges and could be used for an invasion force base. He christened the idea (misspelling the name in the process) after the words from Habakkuk, the Old Testament prophet: “Behold ye among the heathen, and regard and wonder marvellously: for I will work a work in your days, which ye will not believe, though it be told to you.” Hab. 1:5
CRAFT CARRIER

[Jimbuna]

http://www.combinedfleet.com/fura****a/habbak_f.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk

http://www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues/7/floatingisland.php

http://www.royalnavalmuseum.org/info_sheets_Habbakkuk.htm

http://www.mysteriesofcanada.com/Alberta/habbakuk.htm

[Brag]

Ship on a Loose lips sink hips leaflet distribution mission. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Originally Posted by asanovic7
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm225/asanovic7/silgodamn.jpg
hihihihihihihi

[Azrael Valedhel]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9966/part1ap0.jpg

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3538/part2wr1.jpg

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6089/part3jc6.jpg

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6646/part4ox0.jpg

edit:
Okay, thats a bit strange but without "\n" (enter) I had it all stack vertically. Hm... ;)
Glad you like it :]

[Sailor Steve]

:lol: "What could possibly go wrong?" :rotfl:

Nice story.:rock:

Oh, and WELCOME ABOARD!:sunny:

[VonDos]

Funny novel :up: :rotfl:

[Azrael Valedhel]

It's not like the only country trying to invent something groundbreaking in WW2 was Germany:
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4082/warpyk3.jpg

If you can't explain something using plain science - just call it magic and everything will be clear again.
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7006/firemw1.jpg

There's nothing wrong in the progress and inventions. Afterall, what could possibly go wrong?
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5158/re1rq7.jpg

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/7466/re2yf3.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Very nice. That first one: Warp Speed Ahead? It looks like she's doing it with paddle wheels!:rock:

[Jimbuna]

Very cool....welcome aboard Azrael Valedhel http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9708/piratebf4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Azrael Valedhel]

Very nice. That first one: Warp Speed Ahead? It looks like she's doing it with paddle wheels!:rock:
Yeah, it's like Mr. Spock squeezed everything he could of that engine^^

edit:
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1050/asasynre9.jpg

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5329/fatjs9.jpg

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2461/polowagx1.jpg

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4064/submergehi0.jpg

[dannygjk]

Judging by these pics I won't be buying SHIV until SHIVCE

dannygjk

[mcf1]

Nice pics Azrael:rock:

[Blacklight]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9199/lolmv0.jpg

THAT BLASTED U-BOAT IS DOWN HERE SOMEWHERE AND WE'RE DAMNED WELL GOING TO FIND IT !!!!

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :rotfl:

[Kipparikalle]

Hahahahaha, that's a good one

[5string74]

Loved it! :p

[5string74]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/Bernard-2.jpg

[5string74]

Not sure why my captions didn't come through first time. Trying again:






http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/5string74/Bernard-2.jpg

[5string74]

Gees, using photobucket and the picture I am sending has a caption but it doesn't show up here in the forum. Anyway, here is the caption:

"Finally fed up with Bernard, BDU transfers him to the crew constructing the new concrete pier....... BERNAAAARD!!!!!!"

[Jimbuna]

Gees, using photobucket and the picture I am sending has a caption but it doesn't show up here in the forum. Anyway, here is the caption:

"Finally fed up with Bernard, BDU transfers him to the crew constructing the new concrete pier....... BERNAAAARD!!!!!!"

So I noticed...twice :p

Sometimes you get a bit of a hiccup/lag using these image hosting sites :up:

[the.terrabyte.pirate]

Never let Berhard near the "Red" button...

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/The_Terrabyte_Pirate/Funny.jpg

[mcf1]

Never let Berhard near the "Red" button...

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/The_Terrabyte_Pirate/Funny.jpg

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Great one

[the.terrabyte.pirate]

Apologies if it's too dark.

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/The_Terrabyte_Pirate/ducttape.jpg

[VonDos]

Captain - We have a special mission today; if we will be victorious, we'll gain the Knights Cross!

Weapon Officer - Well, what are the orders?

Captain - We must sink the Queen Elizabeth, she's sailing in a convoy with another great ship!

WO - O my God! This is Super!


--- After 10 hours of difficult navigation

C. - We're on target! Great! Set torpedoes for sink the Queen Elizabeth!

W. O. - Yes sir.. But..

C. - Fast! They're pointing us!

W.O. - What is the Queen Elizabeth we must sink???

C. - FAAAASSSTT!

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5584/rodkd6.jpg

(In the heaven)

W.O. Too late, ser...

[popcorn2721]

I saaw this and thought this adlib would be funny (if you dont mind me using your screenie)



One day the Kriegsmarine toyed with the idea of "suicide bombings".

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5584/rodkd6.jpg

[the.terrabyte.pirate]

Hah, I can beat those...

I saaw this and thought this adlib would be funny (if you dont mind me using your screenie)



http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5584/rodkd6.jpg

In a futile attempt to deter the RN against open warfare, Germany's synchronised pyrotechnic gymnastics team show off their amazing routine...

[Bismarck]

[quote=VonDos]


http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5584/rodkd6.jpg

[\quote]

Bernard's little prank with the Kaluen's deodorant didn't quite go as it planned....

[VonDos]

Experimental unit? New prototype?

What is this?


http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9076/bugtn1.jpg

[mcf1]

Experimental unit? New prototype?

What is this?


http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9076/bugtn1.jpg
I only got one word to describe this.
BERNAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

[stew278]

Experimental unit? New prototype?

What is this?


http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9076/bugtn1.jpg

Torpedo room set target speed 5kts, range 800m, angle on bow.... ummm...angle on bow......ummmm.......1st officer take the periscope...I think I've had too much schnaps

[shegeek72]

Experimental unit? New prototype?

What is this?


http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9076/bugtn1.jpg It's the first sighting of tanker siamese twins...
--
http://tarasresources.net/sh3_wac_banner3.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Two units that were originally scripted very close together have been the subject of a little drifting.

[TarJak]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT3391.jpg

Shot unedited other than the addition of text.

[rifleman13]

Experimental unit? New prototype?

What is this?


http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9076/bugtn1.jpg It's the first sighting of tanker siamese twins...
--
http://tarasresources.net/sh3_wac_banner3.jpg

Why waste paint on the Razzle-Dazzle camo pattern when you could weld two ships.
The RN is getting desparate!

[mcf1]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT3391.jpg

Shot unedited other than the addition of text.
That planesman looks like Bernard, but I don't think you would asign him as...

[Sledgehammer427]

quite the angle,
i could see the scenario

CE: Level OFF NOW!
Planesman: jeez man, take a chill pill or two, im gettin' to it. sheesh, all this hitler stuffs really getting to him

[Jimbuna]

@TarJakk....nice one :rotfl:

[TarJak]

Cheers Jim. It came from this situation:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=874361&postcount=5620

Got run over by a DD whilst stalking a couple of Light Cruisers. The rest is history.:rotfl: The boat actually rolled 360deg before I could start taking shots of the recovery from outside and in.

[Jimbuna]

Cheers Jim. It came from this situation:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=874361&postcount=5620

Got run over by a DD whilst stalking a couple of Light Cruisers. The rest is history.:rotfl: The boat actually rolled 360deg before I could start taking shots of the recovery from outside and in.

You shouldn't get so close as to give the impression your trying to look up the ladies skirt :lol:

[Kipparikalle]

....The boat actually rolled 360deg...

You sir, did just a barrelroll.
Enjoy your internets

[Blacklight]

Quote:
Originally Posted by TarJak
....The boat actually rolled 360deg...

Did you live or more importantly, did anyone spill their Becks ?

[jumpy]

...it's 1939 and the newest kriegsmarine innovation in naval gunnery concealment is well underway...

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5719/sh3img96200871552421ec9.png

[Stealth Hunter]

"Hey Alois, didn't we forget to put something on her?"
"Hmm... nope looks fine to me."
"Yeah, you're probably right."

*5 Days Later; Bismarck is Well Out Into the Sea*

"Oh hell."
"What?"
"We forgot the gun turrets."
"HEY! Yeah that's right! I was wondering what w- oo... that's a major boo-boo on our part, yeah?"
"Yep... well this will all blow over soon, Kurt."

*1 Month Later; Bismarck Has Sunk Due to an Attack by the Hood*

"Alois G. Beckmann and Kurt W. Fuchs, you stand accused of incompetence and recklessness in the line of duty before the court this very day. How do y- oh **** it. We all know you're guilty. Death by firing squad. NEXT!"

[rifleman13]

During the Hunt for the Bismarck...

Allied sailor: Bismarck sighted!
Allied captain: You sure it's the Bismarck?
Sailor: Aye, aye sir!
Captain: Where's it's turrets?
Other sailor: INNCOMMIIING!!!!!

Ahh... Axis technology... werks everytime!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

The Tirpitz 'fitting out' pre Feb 41.

She didn't need turrets.....she was unsinkable :doh:

[Myxale]

Early war night raid!

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k13/Myxale/SH3/fire1.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I don't get it. Where's the joke?:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

I don't get it. Where's the joke?:rotfl:

Was going to post that question myself...but thought I'd wait on someone else :lol:

[Myxale]

Well, I could say the joke is too Intellectual to get!!

But sady It's just the wrong thread! :damn:


:nope:
Sorry mateS!


Lets just assume the pic says : "Don't smoke and dive"!:stare:

[Jimbuna]

Well, I could say the joke is too Intellectual to get!!

But sady It's just the wrong thread! :damn:


:nope:
Sorry mateS!


Lets just assume the pic says : "Don't smoke and dive"!:stare:

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/thumbsup.gif

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/bubblegum2.gif

[FIREWALL]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll316/NO1TOPGUN/th_SH3Img11-6-2008_12055_875.jpg (http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll316/NO1TOPGUN/SH3Img11-6-2008_12055_875.jpg)


Doe's this mean I only get 1/2 the Renown :p

[Jimbuna]

LOL :lol:

[NealT]

No, you get 1/2 the hit.

[Sailor Steve]

Well, I could say the joke is too Intellectual to get!!

But sady It's just the wrong thread! :damn:


:nope:
Sorry mateS!


Lets just assume the pic says : "Don't smoke and dive"!:stare:
Well, I'll just assign myself a variation of the old joke about teachers: Those who can, do. Those who can't, tease.:sunny:

[Blacklight]

...it's 1939 and the newest kriegsmarine innovation in naval gunnery concealment is well underway...

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5719/sh3img96200871552421ec9.png

HAH !!! They'll NEVER figure out this thing is a battleship !!!

[rifleman13]

During patrol...

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/1223/lookatsc1.jpg
Whatcha looking at, punk!

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/9527/lookingatco3.jpg
Stop looking at me!
(I could swear he has a crush on me!)

[Kipparikalle]

And wait till I get back to my Silent Hunter, the epidemic of "stomach ripping" disease gets back again.
You get the infection if you look at my posts

Good to be back

[Xantrokoles]

I am posting this Sh4 pic here, because I haven't found a SH4 humorous picture thread and I am developing the VIIB and VIIC, which are defently fitting in this thread.

Working on the 88mm deck gun + crew, especially the (refering to real life) deadbeat crew, I though about Bernhard...


http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/9158/sh42008062319252843vg9.jpg

[Bosje]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7088/fun1yg5.jpg

Hmmm I don't know if it's the leather, or the mood lighting, or the tight buns, but...

Oh all right, one kiss then. But just the one, mind!

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1537/fun3vu7.jpg

[rifleman13]

Getting kinky, aren't we?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Many weeks without seeing any kind of action can do horrible things to the mind!:doh:

[Bosje]

...despite the rather disappointing crowd, the choir was met with a standing ovation from those who did actually turn up. Balz was later recorded saying he should never have allowed Bernard to organise the gig...

(assuming you don't mind, Brag ;) )

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5571/fun4un5.jpg

[Kipparikalle]

Ok, that went a bit over the head.

[bigboywooly]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

@ Bosje

[Sailor Steve]

:up:

I thought it was funny.

[Jimbuna]

Me three :lol:

[TarJak]

Me 4:lol:

Oi! Skipper! Could you turn the cockpit heater down a bit? It's getting warm back here:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT3597.jpg

[Jimbuna]

@TarJak

LMAO :rotfl:

Same caption here I suppose ;)

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2525/sh32008053015503948pg0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Sailor Steve]

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..."

[Kipparikalle]

And then they wonder why they are always low on fuel.
How typical

[Mush Martin]

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..."


Thats Flight leitenant Pyros A. Chestnut to you mister.

[mcf1]

Me 4:lol:

Oi! Skipper! Could you turn the cockpit heater down a bit? It's getting warm back here:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/SHOT3597.jpg
ROFL :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Great one:up:

[Lzs von swe]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/Light.jpg
Dim your lights you moron or :dead: :dead:
-------------------------------

Or what.. ? ....sissy
-------------------------

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/Light1.jpg
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/vonswe/Light4.jpg

Don´t test my patience..

[Jimbuna]

LOL :lol: :up:

[mcf1]

Dammit! it's so tight on the IIB conning tower, I have to seat on the compass:nope:
I will sent my complains to Bdu
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/4364/125va6.jpg

[kaarlo]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1433/12417077jl1.jpg

[Kipparikalle]

Well thats what I'd call High five!

[mcf1]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5066/sh781fm6.jpg

[mcf1]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1433/12417077jl1.jpg
The flying Englishman?:hmm: :lol:

[mcf1]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/1283/sh3750gs7.jpg
EDIT: Sorry for the messy screenshot edit had no time install photoshop.

[Bronzewing]

As we were just passing the breakwater leaving Wilhelmshaven on patrol I happened to see seaman Heinrich showing everyone his Fuhrer impression. Unfortunately, at that moment the Gestapo officer came round the corner....
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m341/Keppabar/We-never-saw-him-again.jpg%5B/IMG%5Dhttp://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m341/Keppabar/We-never-saw-him-again.jpg
(http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m341/Keppabar/We-never-saw-him-again.jpg?t=1216677925)

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl:

Now there's a kaleun who knows how to make an entrance!

WELCOME ABOARD, Bronzewing!:sunny:

[mcf1]

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/9646/sh3203fq0.jpg

[Sledgehammer427]

:rotfl:
pretty typical scene....one guy actually doing something.....nervous religious guy praying away....one guy just freaking out

[VonDos]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/4953/titanicny0.jpg

[TarJak]

LMAO!:lol:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :rotfl:

[d@rk51d3]

Brilliant stuff Bronzewing.

I love it.:rock:

[meduza]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1643/binocularsfz1.jpg

[Penelope_Grey]

VonDos, Ive just this second noticed a slight error on your Titanic there...

Will post it on its own thread, but that was a very good photo! LOL :up:

[meduza]

Our scientist have found a new way for dealing with the mine threat: a hull that lets the mine pass through it without making any damage.

Unfortunately, during the tests, mine hit the Kaleun's head and exploded, causing the loss of an U-boat and the crew.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4176/minerv7.jpg

[SandyCaesar]

:rotfl:You sure it wasn't Bernard's head?

[Blacklight]

No. That's the special Uboat with the PRE-INSTALLED mine. Just let one of those British bastards try to ram them now !!!

Aparently this design never made it past the initial testing stage as the Kaleuns testing it never seemed to run into things for some reason.

[meduza]

:rotfl:You sure it wasn't Bernard's head?
Hmmm... :hmm:. It's possible. He was seen later in the vicinity with the strange looking bump on his head. Of course, he denies any involvement.

:p

[Sensekhmet]

Rallying is great, but I decided to visit Dakar by the means of a sailing cruise. And this is how I was treated!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/Sensekhmet/SH3Img13-8-2008_124347_875.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/Sensekhmet/SH3Img13-8-2008_12441_62.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/Sensekhmet/SH3Img13-8-2008_124330_46.jpg

Ouch!

[Tireur]

Dunno if it's been posted here already (I'm not going through 100 pages, sorry), sooooooo..........

Signs you've been manning the bridge for one hour too many, when you start seeing this it's rack time..........

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a174/Tireur/SHIII/SH3Godzilla.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

GGGAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!

Batten the hatches! Hoist the mainsail! Man the guns! Clear the bridge! Shiver me timbers! Dive! Dive!

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!




Oh, and you should go through the hundred pages anyway. There's a lot of great stuff there, and you don't want somebody a month from now missing yours because he couldn't be bothered.

Oh, and WELCOME ABOARD!:sunny:

[Task Force]

A great title for that one is. Sea Monster spotted.:lol: Welcome to subsim, and as SS said above there is alot of funny stuff in this thread.;)

[Jimbuna]

Dunno if it's been posted here already (I'm not going through 100 pages, sorry), sooooooo..........

Signs you've been manning the bridge for one hour too many, when you start seeing this it's rack time..........

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a174/Tireur/SHIII/SH3Godzilla.jpg

Welcome aboard Tireur....I see you've spotted one of the GWX easter eggs :lol:

[meduza]

:o If I saw that, I wouldn't dare looking through my binoculars again. Ever.

And I would immediately ask for transfer to the Russian front.

[TarJak]

Sorright. Its on our side.:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Sorright. Its on our side.:arrgh!:

LOL :lol:

[meduza]

Sorright. Its on our side.:arrgh!:
Oh... :-? Ok then, I'll reconsider my transfer request.

Is this what you get when you send a contact report? Why don't they just send some airplanes, like all normal people? :nope:

:D

[TarJak]

This is one of our new wonder weapons our boffins have been working on.:lol:

[meduza]

It sure beats the A-bomb...

[Chisum]

You know what is it ?

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6789/churchscapanm3.jpg

It is the church of Scapa Flow!
We were passing through the area, but there was nothing and that it was Sunday and not to say that we had come to nothing, we went to church dressed in Scottish fishermen. Should see my second with his kilt to the German colours and his bottle of schnapps coming out of his pocket !

:lol:

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl:

"Men, I'm organizing a shore-raiding party. Volunteers only, of course."
"What is the objective, Herr Kaleun?"
"Well, we're going...to church!"

[pallaeon]

I really have no idea how this happened. Travelling full ahead full past the north of england at max time compression when suddenly I get the infamous "We have flooding sir". Quickly dial down to normal time and check out whats happening and I find I'm beached on a tiny spec of land that can not be seen on the map till you zoom in real close:

http://i34.tinypic.com/4j91v.jpg

Even more worrying than how I got so beeched in the first place is the fact that the damage was so bad I could not get the flooding under control and some how my sub was destroyed and all my crew drowned due to flooding above water. Must be a new English super weapon, water that flows upwards, Ze english swines.

http://i37.tinypic.com/309hrt0.jpg

[Bronzewing]

Yes, always the secret weapons with the British, I was minding my own business getting the new boat ready for her first patrol when we got attacked by one of the new RAF-trained mutant U-boat eating sea gulls!
http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m341/Keppabar/Gull-Attack.jpg

[Bronzewing]

You know what is it ?

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6789/churchscapanm3.jpg

It is the church of Scapa Flow!
We were passing through the area, but there was nothing and that it was Sunday and not to say that we had come to nothing, we went to church dressed in Scottish fishermen. Should see my second with his kilt to the German colours and his bottle of schnapps coming out of his pocket !

:lol:
Dressed IN Scottish fishermen?! You unhygienic fiend! You're all gonna be in Nuremburg after the war for that you know.

[Sensekhmet]

Lord Dagon made them do it.

[Gaz2]

I really have no idea how this happened. Travelling full ahead full past the north of england at max time compression when suddenly I get the infamous "We have flooding sir". Quickly dial down to normal time and check out whats happening and I find I'm beached on a tiny spec of land that can not be seen on the map till you zoom in real close:


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Ahem! there is a small bit of land on the north end of England called Scotland you know!

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl: :rock: