Ask the next Person a Question

[Red October1984]

with a set of wings, a prop, a ot of cylinders and a 20mikemike or three.:D

You've got to ask a question....

Why do some people never learn?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Just because.

Why is it always the same person messing with this thread?

[The Enigma]

Dunno
Do you like this thread?

[Sailor Steve]

No, I hate it and would never post here!

Why would I lie about a thing like that?

[Cybermat47]

I don't see any reason you would have to lie.

Why do the Chinese speak Chinese?

[The Enigma]

For the same reason as the French speak French.

I'm going to get some sleep.
Is it bed time at your place as well?

[Cybermat47]

No.

Why doesn't this thread include gratuitous images of cats?

[Red October1984]

Cause Cat Pictures are worthless....

Why did you even mention cats?

[Sailor Steve]

He's gratuitous.

Where's my gratuity?

[U570]

At the back of the fridge.

Have you checked?

[Feuer Frei!]

I haven't. He may have.
How do you know it's behind the fridge to begin with?

[Jimbuna]

He looked earlier.

What advice did you get that was the most rewarding?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Don't eat yellow snow.

How far can you recite Pi? - no cheating

[Jimbuna]

I can eat it better than I can recite it.

When will the weather change for the better?

[TarJak]

If you are in the UK, you'll have to wait until 2042.

If you could ask any question in the world, why would you pick this one?

[Herr-Berbunch]

I didn't think I did.

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

[The Enigma]

Because they believe to get some food.

What color is your keyboard?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Silver and black at work, black at home.

Andriod or iOS, or other?

[Jimbuna]

Other.

Why bother?

[The Enigma]

Out of curiosity I guess.

If you own a car, what car brand is it?

[Red October1984]

Ford all the way! Except for the Chevy Camaro....there isn't anything else good out there.


What is your favorite brand of car?

[eddie]

Corvette

What is the most expensive and least used car ever made?

[Cybermat47]

That bizarre UNSC Raptor that somebody got for lying around and twiddling his/her thumbs for 5-6 weeks.

Do you love me?

[eddie]

Not a chance!

Most expensive and least used car was the 1972 Lunar Rover, cost-$19 Million

Why do women nag men all the time?

[BossMark]

because its natural for them.


What is your favourite TV show ?

[Jimbuna]

Too many to mention but I'll go for live football.

If you could change one thing about your looks what would it be?

[Armistead]

Too many to mention but I'll go for live football.

If you could change one thing about your looks what would it be?

Nothing, you don't mess with perfection.

What era would you like to go back and live in?

[Red October1984]

The 1940s and 50s.

Everybody was happy then. America was doing good....and it was just a better time.

What is your favorite decade of the 20th Century?

[BossMark]

The 70s or 80s (too hard to choose)

Whats your favourite number(s) ?

[The Enigma]

As said before, it depends on the mood I'm in.
Now I would say Joe Jackson - Sunday Papers

Do you prefer to visit gigs in large venues (stadium) or do you prefer the small places like in a club/pub?

[Penguin]

Do you prefer to visit gigs in large venues (stadium) or do you prefer the small places like in a club/pub?

Definitely small venues. Concerts with only about 300 people max are much more intense and personal.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

[Jimbuna]

The funniest joke in the world.

Know any more?

[The Enigma]

Yes.
Do you?

[Feuer Frei!]

No. Well yes but they wouldn't be appropriate for these forums.

What do you think of the Coconut crab?

http://home.cmit.net/rwolbeck/Reference/weirdandunique/giant%20coconut%20crab.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

I don't think it looks like a coconut.

So why the name?

[Feuer Frei!]

The species is popularly associated with the coconut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut), and has been widely reported to climb trees to pick coconuts, which it then opens to eat the flesh. While coconut crabs can climb trees, and can eventually open a coconut collectively, coconuts are not a significant part of their diet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab


Did you doubt its existance?

[The Enigma]

No, coconuts are real and they taste good.

Is that a common way to decorate your trash bin?

[Jimbuna]

Not where I reside it isn't.

Any chance of a helping hand?

[Feuer Frei!]

Depends what it is Jim.

Favourite comic book villain?

[Lord_magerius]

David Cameron

So what made you decide to do that thing you did today?

[HunterICX]

I had no choice really I have to go to work each morning from Monday till Saturday.

Don't you just love mondays?

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Certainly not this Monday.

Why is life so cruel, so often?

[BossMark]

Not sure but its more cruel than not.


Are you dreading the budget on Wednesday ?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Forgot about that, so no. Car tax is due soon so that'll be going up as usual. Great, now I am - can I change my first answer.

How many fora are you a member of?

[HunterICX]

One I'm actively taking part in but there are some others I lurk on.

What's the biggest factor that attracts you to take part in a forum instead of just lurking from the sideline?

HunterICX

[Herr-Berbunch]

I think it starts off with wanting information, but ends up with banter - all sites have it but Subsim is the best.

Blonde, brunette, or red?

[fireftr18]

Yes, preferrably well endowed. :o Truthfully, my wife is "strawberry blonde."

Short or tall?

[Red October1984]

Tall enough to look me in the eye! :)

Glasses or contacts?

[u crank]

Neither and hopefully her eyesight is bad.:O:

What's a Gordie Howe hat trick?

[Pisces]

Neither and hopefully her eyesight is bad.:O:

What's a Gordie Howe hat trick?Heading the puck into the goal 3 times in the game, with or without his helmet.

Why is it called a puck?

[Red October1984]

Cause they couldn't call it a ...... :O:

What's your favorite genre of music?

[Cybermat47]

Soundtracks. Preferably of the epic variety.

What's the weather like right now?

[Raptor1]

Not terribly hot, but not as cold as it should be either.

Whodunnit?

[Feuer Frei!]

The guy with the BFG.

When was the IJN Battleship Yamato laid down?

[HunterICX]

November 4th 1937

When was it sunk?

HunterICX

[Red October1984]

When it was time....

Right or left? :hmmm:

[BossMark]

Right

Whats your favourite sweets (candy to our American friends)

[Jimbuna]

Wine gums.

Where are we headed?

[The Enigma]

To disaster.

Do you approve that the EU demands taxes for the people's savings to rescue the banks on Cyprus?

[Jimbuna]

Definitely not.

Who will be next?

[Red October1984]

The person who is next will not be the last.

Loud or quiet?

[Feuer Frei!]

Loud.

Your biggest vice?

[Jimbuna]

Depends on what you consider a vice to be.

If you could, would you do it all over again?

[Sailor Steve]

No, I'd do it completely differently.

Am I right?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Sometimes. Usually. Mostly. :O:

If you could have one car from history, what would it be?

[The Enigma]

This one:
http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/Pictures/merc1.png
A Mercedes 260D diesel taxi.

And what would be your choice?

[Jimbuna]

A beef vindaloo with rice, chips and poppadoms.

Have you come to a believable conclusion yet?

[u crank]

A conclusion yes. Believable....Hmmm. :O:

Anyone for tennis?

[Red October1984]

Nah...I'll play baseball...thank you...

Baseball or Cricket?

[Sailor Steve]

A grand slam is an awesome thing, but bowlers look so much cooler than pitchers.

Football or football?

[Red October1984]

Good ole' American Collegiate Football

NFL is overrated.

Ford or Chevy?

[Cybermat47]

Holden.

Why am I even posting here?

[Sailor Steve]

Because it's the thing to do!

Are Aussies the best?

[Takeda Shingen]

Yes.

Is water really both adhesive and cohesive?

[Sailor Steve]

No. Water is wet. I thought everybody knew that.

Is ice wet?

[Takeda Shingen]

Ice is cold.

Why must I be a teenager in love?

[Sailor Steve]

It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

What did Della wear?

[Takeda Shingen]

I don't know, but whatever it was landed her in night court.

What is a man's man?

[Feuer Frei!]

A real man. Apparently.

Surface vessel or Underwater Vessel?

[BossMark]

Underwater I like to be the sneaky type :D


Whats your favourite book?

[antikristuseke]

Hard to pick just one, there are so many good ones, but from what I have recently read Eddings' "The Redemption of Althalus" stands out.

Why am I having cake and coffee fro breakfast?

[Cybermat47]

Because you can.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[antikristuseke]

morning wood...heh heh heh heh:D

Would life be better if I were less easily amused?

[Herr-Berbunch]

No.

What did Debbie do?

[BossMark]

Debbie does Dallas

Have you seen it?

[antikristuseke]

Actually no

Have you seen Alice in Wonderland the porn musical?

[Cybermat47]

No, but Dowly probably has :O:

Why is it uncomfortable to be cold?

[antikristuseke]

You aren't nordic enough.

Why are the most incompetent people placed in positions of most responsibility?

[Red October1984]

Cause the majority of voters are idiots.

Do you like country music?

[antikristuseke]

Not particularly, but there are exceptions.

Why pants?

[Feuer Frei!]

Better than Overalls.

Prosecutor or Defense Attorney?

State your case for the 1 you pick.

[Red October1984]

Prosecutor. I've got one in my family. :)

What is ur favorite subsim smiley?

[antikristuseke]

:smug:

Should I shave before I get my next days off work or leave the shaving for the days off?

[Jimbuna]

I've seen your picture....leave all the hair on.

Why must there always be a better way?

[geetrue]

because the missionary way gets old ...

I thought the thread title said, "ask the next president a question"

so seriously what would you ask the next president?

[AVGWarhawk]

Who will win the World Series.


When will this dreadful winter come to a end?

[Jimbuna]

When spring arrives.

To be or not to be?

[The Enigma]

To be.
What will be next?

[Jimbuna]

You decide.

I doubt you will understand the next point...or will you?

[The Enigma]

There is no point in explaining that to you.
Point taken?

[u crank]

Why yes, don't mind if I do.

What's my line?

[Red October1984]

You should know your line. I sure as heck don't. Don't ask me!

Bath or Shower?

[Feuer Frei!]

Shower.

Rain, hail or shine?

[Red October1984]

Snow and Ice

Does anyone else like cold weather?

[BossMark]

No too bothered as long as it don't piss it down


Which denomination bank note did the Bank of England introduce in 1752 and withdraw in 1945 ?

[Jimbuna]

The £1000 note...the introduction date was actually 1725 and not 1752

Didn't he do well?

[Feuer Frei!]

Apparently not.

Do you play Skyrim? If so, what are your top 5 must-have mods?

[HundertzehnGustav]

he did mighty fine.
why the question?

[AVGWarhawk]

Because he was looking for the answer.

Have you played Fallout 3?

[The Enigma]

Nope, never did.

What is the common name for ascorbic acid?

[Jimbuna]

Vitamin C

Where would you rather be?

[AVGWarhawk]

Kalamazoo.

When will your vacation start and where will you go?

[HundertzehnGustav]

never. hell.
do you play WoW?

[Herr-Berbunch]

No way, ever.

Do you?

[BossMark]

No its crap

Whats your favourite quiz show?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Mastermind, University Challenge is up there but the questions are a lot harder. Funny ones also make my list like QI, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Mock the Week.

Do you watch any soap operas? Which?

[vienna]

I didn't know soap could sing...

Is that all there is?...

<O>

[Jimbuna]

I'm afraid so.

Will you ever forgive?

[u crank]

I've forgiven and forgotten.

What's the hurry?

[Jimbuna]

The last bus is due any minute.

Where did it all go wrong?

[eddie]

When you stole the tires off of my car!

Why do you say Goodbye when I say Hello?

[u crank]

Because I say stop and you say go.

Will the mother ship ever come back for me?

[vienna]

Only if you call out "Mommy!?!"...

How can I miss you if you won't leave?...

<O>

[The Enigma]

By not paying attention I guess.
Were you paying attention or not?

[Sailor Steve]

No. I was stoned and I missed it.

Will Heironymous Merkin ever forget Mercy Humppe and find true happiness?

[vienna]

No in this lifetime...

What's eating Gilbert Grape?...

<O>

[Feuer Frei!]

No idea.

How many keys on your keyring?

[HunterICX]

5

How many times have you lost your keys while heading out to work/School and went completely nuts starting to look in the most impossible of places?

HunterICX

[u crank]

Never. I'm very careful with my keys and always put them in the same place. Same with phone. Other members of the family are constantly looking for those two items.

What SubSim member is 34 years old today?

[Jimbuna]

My friend Golden Rivet

Do you reckon he's currently drunk or sober?

[BossMark]

Drunk :D

And whats he drinking\been drinking ?

[Jimbuna]

Something cold and wet I'd imagine.

Why not try harder next time?

[geetrue]

I promise to try harder to be kinder, more loving, more consider it (sp)

Have you ever considered what the word hello really means?

plus where in the hell did a word like that come from anyway?

[Sailor Steve]

It first appeared in a magazine in 1833. Before that it was "hallo" or "hullo", usually used to call the hounds during a hunt. Apparently old French and German both used a similar call, "holâ". It may derive from the Latin word "holôn", used to call a ferryman.

Why would somebody ask that?

[BossMark]

Ask a silly question, get a silly answer


Who is your favourite famous person ?

[Red October1984]

That's a hard question.

What kind of famous? Singer, Movie Star, talentless, etc?

[Jimbuna]

Encapsulating them all the answer is obvious...Me

Where did it all end up?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Right here, right now.

Can you name any other Fatboy Slim lyrics?

[Sailor Steve]

No.

Why would I want to?

[Red October1984]

Depends on what kind of person you are.

Can you name any Seether lyrics?

[Jimbuna]

No...thankfully.

Did it ever begin?

[u crank]

No...thankfully.


:har:

It began today.

Will it ever end?

[The Enigma]

Depends on how long it will take.

Is the end always the start of new beginning?

[Red October1984]

Depends on what is ending.

What is your favorite class of ship?

[Raptor1]

Alaska-class cruiser.

What is your favorite armoured fighting vehicle?

[Jimbuna]

Challenger 2

What is your favourite post WWII bomber?

[Sailor Steve]

North American B-45 Tornado.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/B-45_01_zps415a45aa.jpg




Which is your favorite Stooge?

[u crank]

Curly.

How do you like your eggs?

[The Enigma]

Scrambled.


What is your fav. meat?

[Jimbuna]

Beef

Where did it all begin?

[Sailor Steve]

"On Jan. 26, 1997 one bored naval enthusiast collected a batch of online game reviews he had written for a newsgroup and some pictures of the Galveston WWII memorial submarine USS Cavalla, opened Notepad and slapped together some crude HTML, and the Deep Domain was launched."
-from The Gospel According to Neal



Why did you join Subsim?

[Red October1984]

Subsim had all the answers to my questions and then some.

What is inside a black hole?

[Raptor1]

A singularity.

Would you go into the black hole to check if it's really there?

[Red October1984]

Why not?

What could go wrong?

[Jimbuna]

Anything and everything.

If you could add a person to Mount Rushmore who would it be, why?

[The Enigma]

It would be me.
Why? Well I'm a modest guy.

Have you ever been to mount Rushmore?

[BossMark]

No but I would like to one day.


Who plays Buffy in Buffy the vampire slayer?

[Red October1984]

Sarah Michelle Gellar I think...

Why is that show a big deal?

[The Enigma]

To me it isn't.

What is your favorite tv show?

[Red October1984]

I really like the American version of The Office...

What is your favorite movie?

[Jimbuna]

You tell me.

Guess who will be posting next?

[Red October1984]

MEEEE!!!!

What is your favorite country other than your own?

[vienna]

Freedonia...

How many quotes in a gallon?...

<O>

[u crank]

All depends on the size of the quotes.

What's a bunny hug?

[eddie]

Another bunny!

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn into?

[Red October1984]

Dead

Why would you choke a smurf?

[Cybermat47]

Because they suck.

Do I have concussion?

[Sailor Steve]

Yes, and when you wake up you'll find this is all a dream and there is no Subsim.

Should Cybermat stay away from lockers?

[TarJak]

Yes, particularly if they contain his PC.

Why are there so few genuinely new ideas?

[Jimbuna]

Not much ingenuity about these days.

Why does the sun always shine on tv?

[TarJak]

Because they need light to bounce off stuff to make a video.

When will we get together again?

[Red October1984]

We will never ever ever get back together

WHY AM I QUOTING TAYLOR SWIFT?!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Because you is stoopid. Did you know that song took her and two top songwriters to come up with it. :doh:

Am I stoopid too?

[HunterICX]

Yes

Do you think Herr-B is stoopid too?

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Most definitely.

Anybody else agree?

[Sailor Steve]

Yes, I agree. You'd have to be stoopid to post in a thread like this.

Where have all the flowers gone?

[Herr-Berbunch]

I put them in my hair on my way to San Francisco.

Anybody else think Steve looks a little bit like Walter White? :hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

Nope but Walter Mitty maybe.

Can we all spare a moment to think about absolutely nothing?

[AVGWarhawk]

I'm not sure. Let me think on it.

Just what are damaging winds?

[BossMark]

When you think you just want to fart and then follow through

How embarrassing is that?

[Jimbuna]

Not sure...tell me.

When will people learn?

[The Enigma]

They will never learn.
Does that surprise you?

[Jimbuna]

Not really.

How much is enough?

[u crank]

Keep pouring .....right about there...Good. :O:

Who's cleaning up this mess?

[Jimbuna]

You are.

Will time ever tell?

[Red October1984]

Time well tell once we get that KGB interrogator in here.

How many times have you been interrogated?

[u crank]

By my wife...more than once.

Where do 'Bluenosers' live?

[vienna]

Most likely Bluebuttsville...

What's the frequency, Kenneth?...

<O>

[TarJak]

105.7 in my neck of the woods.

What the heck is a neck of the woods anyway?

[Red October1984]

That part of the woods right next to the field where the deer come out....also known as "an ambush point"

Do you scare easily?

[HundertzehnGustav]

yes.

When will we see a worthy successor of SHIII?

[Cybermat47]

Post-rapture.

Why is the Slender Man so creepy?! He's a guy in a suit, for goodness sake!

[Red October1984]

Because he watches you everywhere. Watch your back at school!
http://cdn2.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1244/slenderman-1953_4044116.jpg


Why are you scared by a tall, faceless child-stalker?

[Jimbuna]

Not me...I generally scare them into a cell.

Where are the answers to the hidden secret?

[HunterICX]

Probably hidden next to the Secret.

Should a secret remain a secret?

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Yes or it will no longer be a secret.

Why not?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Why not what?

Who are you? ooh, ooh - ooh, ooh!

[Jimbuna]

The Who.

The group or the doctor?

[BossMark]

The group

Whats your favourite Who single?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Probably Baba O'Riley, followed my My Generation, then Substitute, then . . .

Who is better than The Who?

[The Enigma]

What about Pink Floyd?

Do you like music from Pink Floyd?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Abso-blummin'-lutely I do. :yeah:

Favourite Floyd track?

[The Enigma]

I can't choose, let's say:
Wish you were here
Echoes
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Hey You
Eclipse
Time
High Hopes
Arnold Lane
Comfortably Numb
Astronomy Domine
and and and.... :doh:

Do you prefer to listen to music in your car, or at home or another place?

[TarJak]

Wherever I am.

Do you find music soothing or exciting?

[Jimbuna]

Soothing.

Where are we going next?

[Cybermat47]

Who knows? I mean, is there life after death, or is it just oblivion? I don't know man, but... It keeps me up at night.

Why am I mis-quoting Red vs Blue?

[Jimbuna]

Because you need sleep.

Is youth wasted on the young?

[STEED]

Yes 100%

Is life over rated?

[Cybermat47]

You cannot say until you know death.

Why am I so doom and gloom all of a sudden? Is it because of Slendy?

[Red October1984]

No. Slendy didn't do it. As you get older, you realize how dark the world can be. Your innocent childhood is now over.

What's a good way to cheer up? I need something...

[frau kaleun]

Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, the fourth movement.

But you knew that was coming, didn't you? :O:

[Cybermat47]

No I did not.

Why can't I think of a question?

[Red October1984]

Cause. You just can't. Take one from your schoolbooks while your there. :O:

How much time do you spend on Subsim every day?

@frau kaleun I did not see that coming. Is there a specific title for that piece or do I just type in that? Classical music isn't my thing...but I'm willing to try for some sort of joy at the moment. I got some bad news today and I'm not happy about it. :dead:

[frau kaleun]

@frau kaleun I did not see that coming. Is there a specific title for that piece or do I just type in that? Classical music isn't my thing...but I'm willing to try for some sort of joy at the moment. I got some bad news today and I'm not happy about it. :dead:

Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. Google it. In fact I'm pretty sure if you just google 'ninth symphony' and hit I'm Feeling Lucky you'll end up at the wiki page for it. There are lots of ninth symphonies, but only one Ninth Symphony. :O:

You can download a free live performance here (http://cincinnatisymphony.org/Content.php?id=29). That's the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra, from last November (I actually attended two of the performances which were awesome).

Note that the fourth and final movement is called the Ode to Joy. It's called that for a reason. :yep: It starts off a bit somber, but it'll get you there in due time. Knowing what they're singing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphony_No._9_(Beethoven)#Vocal_parts) can be be a big help as well.

Whatever your bad news is, I hope it's not too awful or too permanent a situation. But you know you've got friends here and this can be a very supportive place if the need to share arises. If not, it's also a good place to forget your troubles for a while. :)

And here's a video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBlQZyTF_LY) of the Ode to Joy portion of the fourth movement, with approximately 10,000 people singing along. From Japan. Apparently the Japanese absolutely adore the thing. Very sensible folk, the Japanese. :O:

Sorry for the derailment, I now return you to the regularly scheduled silliness.

Edit: oh and if you want a little inspiration with regard to triumphing over adversity - when you listen to this, keep in mind that he was completely 100% stone deaf when he wrote it. :rock:

[Sailor Steve]

Those Japlandese guys and gals sing great German! :yep: :rock:

Any questions?

ps: I spend about four hours on Subsim every day.

[Red October1984]

Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. Google it. In fact I'm pretty sure if you just google 'ninth symphony' and hit I'm Feeling Lucky you'll end up at the wiki page for it. There are lots of ninth symphonies, but only one Ninth Symphony. :O:

You can download a free live performance here (http://cincinnatisymphony.org/Content.php?id=29). That's the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra, from last November (I actually attended two of the performances which were awesome).

I think I'll download that actually. I'm not a big classical music guy...but what the heck. Why not?

Note that the fourth and final movement is called the Ode to Joy. It's called that for a reason. :yep: It starts off a bit somber, but it'll get you there in due time. Knowing what they're singing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphony_No._9_(Beethoven)#Vocal_parts) can be be a big help as well.

*Facepalm* Ode to Joy....I've heard that many many times before. This goes to show that I know next to nothing about classical music. Heck, I had Ode to Joy memorized in music class when we had to play it on the recorder. I hated that oversized whistle...but Ode to Joy was my favorite song to play on it.

Whatever your bad news is, I hope it's not too awful or too permanent a situation. But you know you've got friends here and this can be a very supportive place if the need to share arises. If not, it's also a good place to forget your troubles for a while. :)

It's looking pretty permanent. One of those affecting-the-rest-of-my-life type of deals. It could affect my entire career path. It isn't something I will share...but I really do appreciate support. This news is a pretty hard thing to accept. I'm just going to have to take the days one by one until I find a solution or a better way around this. :dead:

And here's a video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBlQZyTF_LY) of the Ode to Joy portion of the fourth movement, with approximately 10,000 people singing along. From Japan. Apparently the Japanese absolutely adore the thing. Very sensible folk, the Japanese. :O:

Sorry for the derailment, I now return you to the regularly scheduled silliness.

Edit: oh and if you want a little inspiration with regard to triumphing over adversity - when you listen to this, keep in mind that he was completely 100% stone deaf when he wrote it. :rock:


I have no problem with the derailment here. This made me smile for the first time in 2 days. :up: Thanks frau! :yep:

[Cybermat47]

Yes, I've a got a question.

Is Slenderman coming for meKnndn cedknnckjefnckjnrfnkcndjkndffijrvijndjicnojcdcenks ocnokscdne

[Sailor Steve]

No, he's not. That doesn't mean you're safe4444736yeeii90ekgghfdyefjbj

Does anybody really know what time it is?

[Red October1984]

SLENDERMAN IS NOT COMING FOR YOU CYBERMAT! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR MIND! He's a mythical creature that originated from an old German myth and was fueled by the internet. HE ISN'T REAL!!! :timeout:


When will you stop with the Slenderman stuff? :hmmm: :D

[Sailor Steve]

Please stick with the format.

Red said he was going to bed. Why didn't he?

[Raptor1]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Yes, unfortunately that information is useless to any observer in a different inertial frame of reference.


When will you stop with the Slenderman stuff? :hmmm: :D

When Slender Man finally gets him, of course.


Red said he was going to bed. Why didn't he?

Because he is a lying liar. Either that or he's posting while in bed, which I suppose is not impossible.

Have I fixed the thread?

[Oberon]

Yes, unfortunately that information is useless to any observer in a different inertial frame of reference.



When Slender Man finally gets him, of course.



Because he is a lying liar. Either that or he's posting while in bed, which I suppose is not impossible.

Have I fixed the thread?

No

Has Raptor fixed the thread?

[Cybermat47]

I guess.

Can you wait for Doctor Who to be back on?

[Feuer Frei!]

I'd have to wait a long time for old original Dr Who re-runs to be aired.

Have you ever pawned anything?

[STEED]

No.

Anyone want to buy my clapped out worn out pain riddled spine? :har:

[Red October1984]

Ha! This guy's got jokes.

Why were Steve, Raptor and Cybermat wondering if I had gone to bed yet?


Going to bed and going to sleep are two completely different things :up:

[Jimbuna]

They weren't wondering...they were hoping.

Why did it happen so suddenly?

[The Enigma]

An impulsive decision perhaps?

How many hours of sleep do you have (average)?

[BossMark]

5 or 6 (bugger all if am on nights)


Do you prefer trainers or shoes to wear?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Why you no say boots or sandals? :hmmm:

Shoes, trainers, boots, sandals, flip flops (thongs to the Aussies), or A.N. Other piece of footwear?

[AVGWarhawk]

Because he has two left feet.


What article of clothing is called a thong in the US?

[Sailor Steve]

A flip-flop sandal, or huarachi.

Who first made them popular?

[Jimbuna]

Neal Stevens

Who ate all the pies?

[frau kaleun]

Neal Stevens.

Who let the dogs out?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Noah.

What exactly was he 'ark-ing on about?

[Jimbuna]

Not sure but everything was in duplicate.

Why can there only be one?

[The Enigma]

Because he is.

Do you celebrate Easter?

[HundertzehnGustav]

nope.

did you eat bread today?

[The Enigma]

As I always do.
Will you eat fish tomorrow?

[Jimbuna]

No, had fish today.

Will there ever be a viable alternative?

[TarJak]

To fish, no. The reconstituted stuff will always be awful.

Where do you get off?

[The Enigma]

Right here.

You'll take the next stop?

[Jimbuna]

Of course.

When will it ever end?

[TarJak]

On the twelfth of never.

Do you by chance have anything I could possibly want?

[Raptor1]

Possibly.

Does that which you want happen to be...another question? :hmmm:

[BossMark]

Yes why not

In WW2 which Island was invaded by Germany in operation mercury?

[The Enigma]

Crete.

Do you eat many eggs at Easter?

[Feuer Frei!]

Yes. Lots.

Will the Easter Bunny come this year?

[TarJak]

Only if Mrs. Bunny lets him.

Where would you most like to live?

[The Enigma]

Somewhere far away from all hectic.

Are you planning do do something special during Easter?