Ask the next Person a Question

[Jimbuna]

Celebrating my daughters 20th today.

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

[AVGWarhawk]

Actually the owner of the alarm goes "off" because of the alarm going "on."

If we park in a driveway, why do we drive on the parkway?

[The Enigma]

Because we all are bad drivers.
Is parking expensive at your home town?

[Jimbuna]

Not if you use a town centre supermarket car park.

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

[The Enigma]

That's a trick from the government.
They want us to drink their polluted tap water.

Weird isn't it?

[Red October1984]

Kind of like it's weird that "Pure Spring Water" comes from the Municipal Supply from some random city?

Who drinks water anyway?

[Jimbuna]

We all do.

Why ask the question>

[u crank]

“Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.”

Why is a hamburger made of beef?

[TarJak]

Because Hamburg is a city in Germany and Beef isn't.

When do you like to get up?

[Red October1984]

A nice, warm, comfy 12 Noon. :D

Do I sleep too much?

[Feuer Frei!]

No. You're always on the forums.

Do you of someone with Dementia?

[Jimbuna]

Yes, my mother.

Anyone else going to work today?

[u crank]

No. And it's a long weekend! :D

Are we still evolving?

[BossMark]

Nope :D

Why is Easter on different dates each year?

[Feuer Frei!]

It's linked to a jewish calender, which is a lunar one, rather then the solar, regular calender.

Favourite travel destination?

[Jimbuna]

Home.

Favourite holiday resort?

[The Enigma]

None.

How do you spent your holidays?
In a tent, caravan or hotel?

[u crank]

I usually go in my private luxury yacht. :O:

Have you ever seen something you couldn't explain?

[Jimbuna]

Yes, generally a senseless crime against a vulnerable person.

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

[JU_88]

They were too bloody lazy and unimaginative to call an orange something else.
Is it ok if pronounce the word 'scissors' as 'skissors' from now on?

[Red October1984]

Well is it okay for me to read JU_88 as "Bad Speller"?

When should you make your bed?

[BossMark]

I usually make mine after about an hour after I get up


What sort of video card have you got in your PC\Laptop?

[The Enigma]

Sapphire RADEON HD 5870

What's yours?

[BossMark]

Geforce GTX 580

Which is the nearest planet to earth?

[Jimbuna]

Venus

Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

[BossMark]

Because women can not keep their mouths shut long enough to do so.


What day is to today?

[HunterICX]

Unfortunately it is Monday.

Has anyone pulled a April's fool joke on you yet?

HunterICX

[STEED]

No.

Your about to get a full on atomic blast in the face, what would your final words be?

[U570]

well... *censored*

And what would yours be?

[HunterICX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0LZsyi_tA&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s

Who fired that ICBM with nuclear warhead anyway?

HunterICX

[TarJak]

The North Koreans of course.

Where did it land?

[STEED]

Where did what land...:hmmm:

OK..the custard pie landed in Jack Lord's face and what a throw it was..roll credits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ9xfNn09eQ


How the heck did the person know Jack Lord was going to turn around?

[AVGWarhawk]

It was in the script.

Why do we work ourselves to death?

[Jimbuna]

Because death becomes all of us eventually.

Are we there yet?

[Red October1984]

No. And if you keep asking, I'm gonna stop this car and you're going to walk!

How is your day going so far?

[STEED]

Dull as dish water.

What will be the new flavour of crisps to hit the shelf's next?

[Jimbuna]

Tory Tartar Sauce.

You'll love em won't you?

[BossMark]

Will I hell

Who will be the next Leeds United manager?

[Jimbuna]

Paul Daniels.

Could you make it better?

[The Enigma]

If I wanted so, yes, but 'm not willing.

Is the wheel invented to make things easier or to make things more complicated?

[Jimbuna]

Depends if your a 'square' or not.

Why does it always rain on me?

[u crank]

That's cause you're standing in the rain. Get in the house!:O:

Are you an "innie" or "outie"?

[Jimbuna]

A bit of both depending on the subject matter.

Why should it concern you?

[Feuer Frei!]

It shouldn't concern me one bit. It may concern u crank though.

If you could live in one place in the World where would it be? Should be a city or village, not country.

[BossMark]

Where I am now

How about you?

[Jimbuna]

Just off to work.

Isn't the weather nicer today?

[The Enigma]

It's still very cold.

I'm longing for the summer.
How about you?

[Jimbuna]

Same here.

When will the time be right?

[BossMark]

Probably never!

Why?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Because you're a pessimist.

Is the glass half full, or half empty?

[flatsixes]

Yes.

Ale? Or lager?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Both, not at the same time.

Bus or train?

[Raptor1]

Train.

Xs or Os?

[The Enigma]

Neither.

How many smartphones do you own?

[Jimbuna]

Possibly one (Blackberry) but best ask one of the kids.

Do you really care?

[u crank]

Well I did at one time, but.....

If you don't do it, who will?

[Feuer Frei!]

No-one. That's the problem.

How many wrist watches do you own?

[U570]

2 but only one works. I haven't been bothered getting rid of the other one.

How's the weather in your corner of the globe?

[BossMark]

Sunny but its bloody freezing.


Whens it going to get warmer?

[The Enigma]

I don't know, soon I hope.

Do you have to work the upcomming weekend?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Nope, only have to work the very, very occasional weekend. I'm lucky.

Do you go straight to the loo or do you hold it a while?

[BossMark]

Depends if its number 1 or 2 and if have been on John Smiths bitter.


Will you be having a bet in tomorrows Grand National horse race?

[Jimbuna]

Probably not.

What is your fondest memory from childhood?

[The Enigma]

Being at the campground and having fun in discovering the wood.

Do you thing North Korea will start a war or is it all bluff?

[BossMark]

I think it could kick off big style

Is Kim Jong-un a complete nutter?

[Feuer Frei!]

Depends how you define nutter. If you're asking is he el loco, then yes.

Can you name 2 types of computer memory?

[Jimbuna]

RAM and ROM

Who is going to decide?

[Sailor Steve]

Skybird decides for me.

What did you decide?

[The Enigma]

I haven't made up my mind yet.
Is there time left or do we need to decide right now?

[Jimbuna]

Time is of the essence so decide right now.

What did you think of tonight's Dr Who episode?

[Feuer Frei!]

Can't comment. Didn't watch it.

Was it good?

[The Enigma]

Ditto.

Who is Dr Who?

[Sailor Steve]

He's The Doctor. If you have to ask you don't deserve to know.

Is The Enigma another Time Lord?

[The Enigma]

No, he's just a riddle.

Are you wearing shoes right now?

[Jimbuna]

Yes

Will you be able to cope when your all alone?

[Father Goose]

Absolutely.

Considering baseball season has started, "Who's on first"?

[fireftr18]

Yes!
http://search.yahoo.com/r/_ylt=A0oG7hV2kWNRYG8AFyBXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE1b2FpNGF lBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMwRjb2xvA2FjMgR2dGlkA1NNRTE4NF8yM zY-/SIG=120odca2q/EXP=1365508598/**http%3a//www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml
What's on 2nd?

[Sailor Steve]

I don't know...third base!

But if you're gonna quote it, at least let them do the talking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M

So, if I take two beans and add two more beans, what do I have?

[Feuer Frei!]

Certainly no Chilli Con Carne.

If you ask a family member about what your worst attribute would be, what would they say?

[Jimbuna]

Too much emphasis on saving and not enough on spending.

Apart from yourself, who is your favourite person?

[The Enigma]

My wife.

Do you often eat junk food?

[Jimbuna]

If you consider that to include Indian and Chinese cuisine then the answer is yes.

Have you got a light boy?

[The Enigma]

Here you are.
Can I have one of them smokers?

[STEED]

Yes.

Given the size of space is big I mean real big, would you like a cheese muffin?

[Madox58]

No. I prefer BlueBerry thank you.

If you take the Wife's Triumph for the first ride of the year, and she kills you, is it justifiable homicide?
:hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Yes. Or if you planned it then suicide on your part.

Would you touch another man's (or woman's) bike without permission?

[Madox58]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR7JudR0NUZ5cIlG-suymDMUfnJmdSc7pR5zpsEv9UHvE8Uxbqt
Well I was told to clean up the back room!

How much food should I pack to hide in the woods for say 4 days?

[Sailor Steve]

At least a week's worth. You never know.

Do you think it will work?

[Mork_417]

It wouldn't if it were mine.


Should i sell my 07 GSXR, and buy me a 2013 Triumph 675?

[TarJak]

Of course.

Where does it say I have to obey the rules?

[HunterICX]

It's written with invisible ink...just to screw with you.

Did you let one rip and you didn't expect it to be that loud and smelly?

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

No way...I already knew it would be that loud and smelly.

What's the cause for concern?

[STEED]

None when your dead, in fact being dead has got a lot of advantages. :03:

Can a human blow up if they are unable to belch & fart? :hmmm:

[frau kaleun]

Sounds like an interesting experiment. Try holding both in for a while and we'll wait and see.

Paper, or plastic?

[fireftr18]

None when your dead, in fact being dead has got a lot of advantages. :03:

Can a human blow up if they are unable to belch & fart? :hmmm:

serious answer
Yes, an impacted bowel or bowel obstruction can cause too much pressure to build and rupture the colon. It causes sepsis which gets nasty and makes for a long stay in a hospital with lots of heavy duty anti-biotics. I can't understand how it can get to that point because it gets very painful.

Answer to frau kaleun: Neither, I prefer re-useable.

What's your favorite season of the year?

[frau kaleun]

Autumn.

Is the distance to the top shorter if you only want to rock and just leave the rolling part out of it?

[Jimbuna]

No, it's always shorter travelling downwards.

Could it be any other way?

[Sailor Steve]

No. It is what it is.

Is it?

[Jimbuna]

I suppose it is.

But why?

[Feuer Frei!]

Ask Steve.

In your opinion, what is the best thing about Subsim?

[Jimbuna]

Any of a thousand and one things.

Did it ever happen to you?

[The Enigma]

Yes it did many times.

Do you have breakfast each day?

[Sailor Steve]

Every day without fail, though sometimes if it gets late enough I'll have lunch for breakfast.

Do you like Kipling?

[frau kaleun]

I don't know. I've never Kippled.

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

[Sailor Steve]

Then I'll be the first to put my left foot in.

If E=MC2, then why is a mouse when it spins?

[The Enigma]

Because the cat made him do so.

Is life a rat race?

[Feuer Frei!]

No.

How much do you spend on groceries per week?

[The Enigma]

About € 125.00

Do you buy groceries each week or does your partner buy them?

[Jimbuna]

My wife/partner.

Where are we all heading?

[BossMark]

To the pub

What is your favourite drink?

[Feuer Frei!]

Alcoholic: Cinzano rosso
Non-alcoholic: Orange and Mango Mineral water

Yours?

[BossMark]

Alcoholic John Smiths bitter
None alcoholic Milk or tea


Do you play the lottery?

[Jimbuna]

Irish Wed and Sat, National Sat.

Are you trying to provoke me?

[BossMark]

No

Why would I want to do that?

[Jimbuna]

That's what they all say...apart from the innocent.

You thought I was talking to you didn't you?

[The Enigma]

No I didn't (you were writing).


Are you disappointed now?

[Sailor Steve]

I certainly am. I always thought better of Jim.

Wait...

Is the lottery legal where he lives?

[Jimbuna]

It had better be...I'm hoping to win it next week.

Ever seen a class act?

[The Enigma]

Nope.

The truth will sooner or later always be revealed.
Do you agree on that?

[Jimbuna]

Most definitely.

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

[u crank]

That is a good question and one I have no answer for. Nor have I ever wondered why. :O:

Any thing good in the freezer?

[Jimbuna]

A few legs of lamb, a few beef joints and an assortment of frozen meals.

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

[The Enigma]

When no date stamp can be found, no one will believe that there is fresh water in that bottle. Hence that bottle of water will not likely be sold.

Sound logic doesn't it?

[Jimbuna]

Not really.

Why is it so?

[Rhodes]

Because Cpt. Picard make it!

Why, but why my pipe keeps going off?

[Jimbuna]

Because it's a funnel and not a tunnel.

Do you comprende ?

[Cybermat47]

I think.

Why did Jimbuna close the 'The Last One To Post Wins' thread? :/\\!!

[Rhodes]

Because he wanted to be the last one to post and win!:D

Compreendido?

[Sailor Steve]

Yes, I do understand. What I don't understand is what language that was supposed to be.

What's so great about the Great Wall?

[soopaman2]

Yes, I do understand. What I don't understand is what language that was supposed to be.

What's so great about the Great Wall?

Try crossing it in its heyday and see. The trenches and garrisons were just as bad as the wall.

By todays standards it is a joke, but back then...

Why is it quitting smoking is so hard? (!):wah:

[Jimbuna]

Not for me it wasn't :smug:

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

[soopaman2]

Testicles I suppose.

Why are we here?

[Jimbuna]

Absolutely no idea.

How about you?

[The Enigma]

I'll pass.

How come you are still here?

[Jimbuna]

I moderate here.

Can't you read?

[The Enigma]

euhh, what?
C... a nnn... ttt y..o u .... r.e..aaaaa.dddd
I cr*p, this is way to difficult for me.

Why do you make it so hard for me?

[Jimbuna]

Probably because you don't wear dentures.

Are we there yet?

[BossMark]

Nearly but its a long journey

Why is this?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Because you're too eager.

If I gave you £1000 (�€1170, US$1530), what one item would you spend it on?

[Jimbuna]

Diecast of course.

What else is there?

[Mork_417]

Parts for my Lady.


What's your favorite tire?

[Jimbuna]

What is 'favorite' and 'tire' :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

'Z'-rated Pirellis. Now if I could only afford the car they go on.

Also please forgive Jim. He only speaks the Queen's whatever, and only when it suits him. :O:

How fast can you go?

[Herr-Berbunch]

With no mechanical propulsion I've been 120+. Thank you gravity.

Why where the dark ages so dark?

[Sailor Steve]

Because it was so bad people closed their eyes so they wouldn't have to see it.

Why did the bear go over the mountain?

[JU_88]

Because he found great deal with a budget airliner,
Can you say 'beer can' without sounding like a Jamacian saying Bacon?

[Herr-Berbunch]

To get to the woods.

What was he going to the woods for?

[JU_88]

To look for his post that arrived just too late. :D
what are the spaces inbetween the teeth on a comb called?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Spaces. Easy one. :O:

Name a noble gas from the periodic table?

[Jimbuna]

Helium (He)

What's the best place to go?

[JU_88]

Helium (He)

What's the best place to go?

Where you already are - because youre already there.
How many fingers am I holding up?

[Madox58]

One.
Are you really fliping me off?
:hmmm:

[The Enigma]

Only in your imagination.

Who is knocking at Jim's door?

[kranz]

the police with a warrant.

why didn't he ask her for the ID?

[BossMark]

He forgot

Why did he forget?

[STEED]

Because he was probed by aliens in the backside.

So did he ask them to erase his memory of the event?

[Jimbuna]

Can't remember if the memory is erased or not but it must be seeing as how I can't remember.

it was your turn for the probe next, did you enjoy it?

[Herr-Berbunch]

No, it was a pain in the . . .

Any holiday plans this year?

[STEED]

No I'm poor.

Why is it Dr Black is always bumped off in Cluedo?

[TarJak]

No one likes him.

Why do I feel like Dr Black?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Because you keep standing in the library with your back to the candlestick.

Do you have any children?

[BossMark]

No my ex wife was unable to


Are you watching the London marathon?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Not intentionally but the wife will put it on when she gets up, she's running a half marathon next weekend. If it was me it would take me all weekend to run it!

When are you next at work?

[BossMark]

Thursday got 2 days to do then got 2 weeks off :D


How about you?

[The Enigma]

I need to go to work next week.
Business as usual.


Do you like the sound of birds singing in the morning?

[STEED]

No I bloody well don't, tweeting gits going off at 4am in the morning.

Do ear plugs work?

[The Enigma]

I don't know. I don't use them.

What will you have for lunch/dinner/breakfast?

[Jimbuna]

Breakfast: A bacon and egg butty.

Lunch: A cheese and onion toasty.

Dinner: Whatever I can snaffle at/from work.




Do you ever wish for a little bit more?

[The Enigma]

Depends on what you are thinking of wen referring to 'more'.
More working hours? Then the answer is no.
More holidays? Then the answer is yes.

What is the next question?

[Jimbuna]

The one below this line of text.


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

[Sailor Steve]

Because there's love and there's "love", and lingerie only counts toward one.

Why can there only be one?

[Jimbuna]

Because two is too many.

Why on earth did they build Windsor Castle on the flight path of Heathrow?

[The Enigma]

To impress all tourists (who didn't come by boat).

Why is there water in the sea?

[Jimbuna]

Fish could hardly live in sand.

Is this where Sharon and Ozzie actually live?

[The Enigma]

I don't know about Sharon, but Ozzie does so.

I saw a documentary about Hawkwind recently.
Do you know them?

[Jimbuna]

I actually manage them.

Beat that.

[The Enigma]

Nah, you wouldn't be so proud about managing them if you actually new them.

How about that :know:

[Jimbuna]

How about who?

Is Wales closed during the winter?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Should be. Not really, as with all the usual places Wales is a fantastic place, like France, like Slovenia, like South Shields. It's the people that let it down.*

How many people have I offended?






*sorry Sammi79, just kidding.

[Sailor Steve]

Not nearly enough. Be more aggressive!

Will Jim give me grief for that?

[BossMark]

More than likely

Can you name the 7 Dwarfs from Snow White

[Sailor Steve]

Blick, Flick, Glick, Plick, Quee, Snick, Whick. You didn't specify the Disney version.

Can you name the seven Mercury astronauts?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Nope. :nope:

Do I really need to?

[Sailor Steve]

No, but it would have been nice if you had tried.

Why does he not care?

[Herr-Berbunch]

No, but it would have been nice if you had tried.

Why does he not care?

It was before I was born, I could Google/Wiki them if you like.

Should I leave the office now, to try and beat the railway crossing closing or wait another 10 mins to ensure I'm after it's raised again?



PS - I know it's Alan Sheperd and John Glenn, but I don't have a clue on the others.

[Sailor Steve]

Take the time and time it if you can.

How many times do I have to be told?

[frau kaleun]

Take the time and time it if you can.

How many times do I have to be told?

Oh dear. I've lost count. :O:

Is this why we can't have nice things?

Edit: Alan Shepard, John Glenn, Virgil "Gus" Grissom, three other guys, and the guy Dennis Quaid played. However I will trade you all of them for Sam Shepard as Chuck Yeager, because of reasons.

[Jimbuna]

Nice things come to those who are nice.

Are you 'an eye for an eye' or a 'turn the other cheek' kind of person?

[frau kaleun]

Depends. Mess with me and I'm more likely to turn the other cheek. Mess with somebody I care about or who is otherwise defenseless and then it's more likely to be on like Donkey Kong. :O:

Edit: oh wait, wasn't I supposed to ask another question?

[Jimbuna]

You just did.

Will we ever make it out of here?

[The Enigma]

I'm afraid not.

Is that bad or good?

[BossMark]

It all depends


Whats the difference between right and wrong?

[Mork_417]

About eight hours of sleep.


Is my ABS controller faulty, or has my wheel hub gone south?

[reignofdeath]

About eight hours of sleep.


Is my ABS controller faulty, or has my wheel hub gone south?

Neither, you have a cracked piston, pony up the cash starting.... now.

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then whats an Terrier perched on your foot worth?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Washing your foot afterwards.

Can you read musical notation? (I can't)

[reignofdeath]

Washing your foot afterwards.

Can you read musical notation? (I can't)

Simple, "Musical Notation" :arrgh!:

Whats the end of days?

[Sailor Steve]

Saturday.

What month is cutest?

[Mork_417]

Saturday.

What month is cutest?



Feb.




If our galaxy spins counter-clockwise, we orbit the sun counter-clockwise, and earth rotates counter-clockwise... Why aren't we moving backward in time?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Definitely February.

Pick a date to have a public holiday on. (that doesn't already have one)

Damnit!!!!

Try again - Who says that we aren't?

Don't you hate it when that happens?

[Sailor Steve]

Pick a date to have a public holiday on. (that doesn't already have one)
Alice.

Damnit!!!!
Pip pip! Language! :O:

Try again - Who says that we aren't?
I know I'm not getting any younger.

Don't you hate it when that happens?
Not when it happens to you.

Why all these questions?

[Gerald]

Questions and Answers provide knowledge.

Is it difficult to go through the desert?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Depends on your mode of transport, and where abouts in which desert. If using a Land Rover, make sure you put your seatbelt on.

Is it difficult to go through a dessert?

[BossMark]

Not if your a sweet tooth


What is your favourite dessert?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Tiramisou. :yep:

What's yours?

[BossMark]

Jam roly poly with custard.


Are you frightened of getting old?

[The Enigma]

Not for the aging itself, but for the lack of money and the lack of proper healthcare I'm worried.

Is it true that a question never can be a stupid question?

[Jimbuna]

No

Next question?

[Mork_417]

No

Next question?


Yes please.



If, traveling at the speed of light, you go to our neighboring galaxy, and then turn to look at our galaxy, will it look the same as the day you left?

[Herr-Berbunch]

I need glasses to see the road or the TV, I doubt I could see 'home'.

When did you last do some proper exercise?

[Mork_417]

I need glasses to see the road or the TV, I doubt I could see 'home'.

When did you last do some proper exercise?


June of 2012.


Why, do I look fat? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Because you don't exercise enough.

Can you tell me who performs at the circus in Piccadilly?

[The Enigma]

I've a feeling that it will not be an elephant or a tiger.

Tell us, please.

[Jimbuna]

Well nobody of course, it is the name of an area in London.

Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?

[The Enigma]

Nope, they are waiting to be discovered.

If there was a circus at Piccadilly Circus, would there then be 2 circuses?

[kranz]

yes, 2 circuses with The Enigma as the lead clown.

would you buy a ticket to see him?

[Jimbuna]

No thanks.

Which direction is North in Australia?

[The Enigma]

The opposite of the wrong direction.

What is life all about?

[JU_88]

Self preservation

Where's the best place to start from to get to America?

[The Enigma]

Plan a terrorist attack against the US (not that I want to do such a horrible thing).
But that's the best way to get a trip to America.


Have you ever been in the far East?

[Mork_417]

Sure, but Time Square was a lot smaller than it looked on TV.


What's for breakfast?

[Jimbuna]

Chilli dogs.

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

[Herr-Berbunch]

I don't know, we'd have to shove some current through them and see if only half gets electricuted.

Are you competent with electrics?

[Jimbuna]

I get bye but prefer to hire a professional for obvious reasons.

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

[kranz]

Not a single one cuz I've been there.

You are at a loss for words, aren't you?

[The Enigma]

Not at all.

What made you think that?

[soopaman2]

Who knows, we humans know alot of words, unless you have some kind of palsy or are brain dead, then a loss of words is theoretically impossible.:D

Why did Giuliani ruin 42nd street (NYC) by chasing out the hookers, peep shows and cheap pot, and selling the entire block to Disney?

[Sailor Steve]

Because Disney offered more money.

Who made whom, Walt or Mickey.

[Jimbuna]

Well certainly not Minnie.

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

[Sailor Steve]

That would depend on what kind of "lying" you were doing.

If I never lied, could I ever say I was lying?

[WernherVonTrapp]

Only if you're lying.

Did you walk to school, or carry your lunch?

[Jimbuna]

Can't remember that far back lunchwise but I do recall walking the mile or so to school.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

[Sailor Steve]

Salt mines.

Is the salt yours or mine?

[WernherVonTrapp]

It's the Earth's.

What would Saltines be called if you removed the salt?

[Sailor Steve]

I don't know, but anyone who would ask a question like that must be crackers.

Do you put crackers in your soup?

[WernherVonTrapp]

No, but I have crackers in my hood.:D

Why are they called crackers?

[Jimbuna]

Probably the best name they could come up with at the time.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

[u crank]

They can.

But should they?

[Jimbuna]

Hopefully far away from my visual range.

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

[soopaman2]

No just pawns, queens are double price, and kept in the safe, Kings are rare and hoarded by collectors.

Why is woman on woman so hot to men, but dude on dude so revolting to men?

(I go for the hard hitting, tittilating questions!:D)

[Sailor Steve]

Because straight men want to kiss women, and seeing a woman kiss anybody is cool. Straight men (I assume you were talking about straight men [oh, and when I say "straight men" I mean heterosexual, not the foils for comedians]) don't want to kiss other men, and so don't like watching other men kiss each other.

Did that make any sense?

[soopaman2]

You did fine, sir.:)

I'll ask an easier one this time.

How many beers could Jesus drink before he passes out and we can shave his eyebrows, and draw a phallus on his face in permanent marker?

(no that has not ever happened to me.)
*Whimpers in shame*

[Jimbuna]

he'd probably drink a great deal more than you considering there are no reports of this having happened to him.

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

[TarJak]

Only if he's going against the grain.

What does a crocodile do best?

[u crank]

He rocks.:rock:

Have you ever been fooled by a fool?

[Jimbuna]

Hardly...I'm foolproof.

Do boxer shorts box?

[BossMark]

No especially if Aubrey Harrison is wearing them :haha:


Do you like boxing?

[frau kaleun]

No especially if Aubrey Harrison is wearing them :haha:


Do you like boxing?

It's two very fit sweaty men in shorts and no shirts beating the crap out of each other.

What's not to like?

[Jimbuna]

Being on the receiving end of multiple jabs.

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

[u crank]

I hear they really dig it.

What road did the chicken cross?

[WernherVonTrapp]

I hear they really dig it.

What road did the chicken cross?The Cross Road.

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?