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Feuer Frei!
02-25-13, 04:43 AM
Answer the question then leave a question for the next Person...
What's your favourite genre of music?
reignofdeath
02-25-13, 05:09 AM
Hip Hop
Whats the best food in the world?
Nippelspanner
02-25-13, 05:10 AM
Indian food.
What is the worst food in the world? :O:
Herr-Berbunch
02-25-13, 05:37 AM
Vegan food.
Name one profession that should be paid a 'celebrity' wage.
Tchocky
02-25-13, 05:58 AM
Teachers.
Where did I leave my keys?
BossMark
02-25-13, 06:16 AM
In the pub.
Whats the best beer in the world ?
HunterICX
02-25-13, 06:26 AM
Weihenstephaner heffe weissbier.
What's your favorite sport moment in history?
HunterICX
HundertzehnGustav
02-25-13, 06:38 AM
when Hitler skored a direct hit on his own head.
Do you have a printer?
Jimbuna
02-25-13, 06:48 AM
Three actually.
Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?
AVGWarhawk
02-25-13, 07:27 AM
Square boxes are easier to make.
Where does the white go when snow melts?
Harald_Lange
02-25-13, 07:57 AM
It 'melts' with it, because the white is caused by the light reflecting off ice crystals. No ice no reflections.
If you had a hammer, would you hammer in the morning?
Herr-Berbunch
02-25-13, 08:11 AM
I'd hammer in the evening.
Will we (the UK) be in for a decent summer this year, after last year's washout?
HundertzehnGustav
02-25-13, 08:22 AM
Never. You are England, what do you expect?
will Europe (EU, the idea, concept, community and such) still exist in 2015?
Herr-Berbunch
02-25-13, 08:47 AM
Yes, I think the majority of it will now last for the rest of our lifetime, at least - albeit with a couple of spats along the way.
Who first had the idea of geostationary communication satellites.
Jimbuna
02-25-13, 09:08 AM
Me but I never communicated the fact.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Wolferz
02-25-13, 09:21 AM
Bras doesn't sound right but panties does.
Who discovered Ohm's law?
Jimbuna
02-25-13, 09:33 AM
Georg Ohm
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Herr-Berbunch
02-25-13, 10:58 AM
I don't care, either.
How long before this thread goes belly-up?
And the previous answer I was looking for was Arthur C. Clarke :D
mookiemookie
02-25-13, 11:00 AM
Not before it spirals into inanity and the absurd.
Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck, or a 100 duck-sized horses?
Stealhead
02-25-13, 11:04 AM
100 duck sized horses. Easy choice a horse sized duck would crush me but i can kick 100 duck sized
horses in relative safety.
Will Yubba ever make sense?
Long before Vendor will.
What do you do for a living?
Jimbuna
02-25-13, 02:39 PM
Oh a little bit of this and a little bit of that.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
AVGWarhawk
02-25-13, 03:15 PM
He is not a seaman.
If the moon was made of cheese how many people could it feed?
Wolferz
02-25-13, 05:51 PM
Not as many as you'd think due to transportation surcharges.
What do you do if someone sticks a banana in your tailpipe?
Stealhead
02-25-13, 07:39 PM
Start your car any way all it really does is make a loud bang(if it does that) the exhaust in most any vehicle will blow that banana out in seconds.I have seen this tried a few times it either makes bang or a weak "whoosh" sound very over rated prank.
If you walk unwittingly into a room full of set mouse traps and venomous snakes what do you do assuming that the door locked behind you?
Red October1984
02-25-13, 08:08 PM
You stand still and call for help.
Now, If I eat myself will I become twice as big or completely disappear?
Cybermat47
02-25-13, 08:11 PM
You'll cause a black hole.
Should Monks enforce consitutional laws?
u crank
02-25-13, 08:19 PM
No.
Who shot J.R.?
Someone who should have shot the rest of the cast...
Why does a slice of bread with peanut butter always land PB side down when dropped?...
<O>
breadcatcher101
02-25-13, 10:11 PM
It doesn't. You're putting it on the wrong side.
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
Feuer Frei!
02-25-13, 10:13 PM
Because we are ignorant of the laws.
What was the most harrowing experience in your life, so far?
Madox58
02-25-13, 10:47 PM
Life with my second Wife.
How many feet will you fall before a parachute opens?
Stealhead
02-25-13, 11:14 PM
Life with my second Wife.
How many feet will you fall before a parachute opens?
That depends on what altitude you are jumping from and what type of rigging static or free fall. Has the primary chute failed to deploy or not?If both shoots have failed
the answer is until your feet go though the ground.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as any character from a book, movie or TV show who or what would you be?
Red October1984
02-25-13, 11:20 PM
That depends on what type of jump you are making and what type of rigging static or free fall. Has the primary chute failed to deploy or not?If both shoots have failed
the answer is until your feet go though the ground.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as any character from a book, movie or TV show who or what would you be?
Jack Ryan from the Clancy books.
What happens if both parachutes deploy?
Madox58
02-25-13, 11:38 PM
You'll probably get a biplane or maybe a down plane configuration.
If your really unlucky? You'll get an entanglement.
NOT GOOD!
Don't I have something better to do?
:hmmm:
Stealhead
02-25-13, 11:44 PM
No Privateer you have nothing better to do well you could surf subsim and drink booze.
If you where in Russia in 1917 what side would you fight for the Communists or the Tzarists?You are in 1917 remember and know nothing about history after 1917 so it must be your gut feeling based on the known conditions.
Madox58
02-25-13, 11:50 PM
(I am drinking beer. And in Florida!! :yeah:)
Pass on the answer to the next contestant.
Stealhead
02-25-13, 11:59 PM
(I am drinking beer. And in Florida!! :yeah:)
Pass on the answer to the next contestant.
I thought some of my beers where missing and I had a bottle of Captain Morgan around here and now its gone.:shifty:Good thing i laced it with a special die that turns your hair pink.
Why is it that it is known as common sense yet it seems to be very uncommon?
Armistead
02-26-13, 01:59 AM
They're few common people...
If there are three fish's in a bowl. Two drown, How many fish's are left?
I got it wrong BTW...
There are three fish left.
When do fish sleep?
reignofdeath
02-26-13, 03:25 AM
During the afternoon.
If sally sells sea shells by the sea shore, then who is peter parker?
HundertzehnGustav
02-26-13, 04:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=f74kLwTbkZ0#t=70s
peter parker is the guy that this iraqui Guy is speaking about.
Or Soopaman in civilian disguise.
vacation:
would you rather spend a week on an Aircraft carrier or aboard a submarine?
Why can't we have both? If not, submarine.
Is the weather horrible at your place?
HunterICX
02-26-13, 04:42 AM
No but it's not great either, it's a bit chilly today.
How did you get to work today?
HunterICX
Jimbuna
02-26-13, 06:02 AM
I didn't, Im on a weeks holiday.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Feuer Frei!
02-26-13, 06:57 AM
Most from mineral oil.
What would your best job be?
HundertzehnGustav
02-26-13, 07:04 AM
not NEEDING to work ($$$$) , but doing it for the fun and the experience.
Cola or Pepsi?
Herr-Berbunch
02-26-13, 07:38 AM
Coke - diet at that!
Is my coffee on my left or right side?
HunterICX
02-26-13, 07:45 AM
It's on the right side.
How long is a Spanish Siesta?
HunterICX
Red October1984
02-26-13, 07:52 AM
As long as they feel like.
How long is a Mexican Siesta?
Herr-Berbunch
02-26-13, 08:15 AM
From dusk till dawn.
Which is your favourite Tarantino movie?
Wolferz
02-26-13, 09:34 AM
Kill Bill.
What is the meaning of the universe?
HundertzehnGustav
02-26-13, 09:53 AM
42
when will it end?
Herr-Berbunch
02-26-13, 09:59 AM
Not long now.
Are you prepped?
AVGWarhawk
02-26-13, 10:44 AM
Yes, I'm prepped for surgery. My breast implants are ready.
Is the grass always greener over the septic system?
Herr-Berbunch
02-26-13, 10:48 AM
Yep, something to do with the nitrates in there!
How much is your night rate? :03:
Six
What is your favorite meal?
BossMark
02-26-13, 10:57 AM
Fish n chips
Whats the most scariest movie ever made ?
Herr-Berbunch
02-26-13, 11:00 AM
Never found a scary movie yet - but Eraserhead has to be the most unwatchable!
What time is it, Mr Wolf?
Armistead
02-26-13, 12:07 PM
There are three fish left.
Wrong....
Armistead
02-26-13, 12:08 PM
Never found a scary movie yet - but Eraserhead has to be the most unwatchable!
What time is it, Mr Wolf?
12:08 and it's spelled Wolfe..
Why is my wife mad this morning?
She did not get breakfast in bed :O:
What color is the one on a night stick?
Wolferz
02-26-13, 12:56 PM
same color as your hair.
How's that bump on the noggin?
AVGWarhawk
02-26-13, 01:44 PM
It is a growing concern.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would the woodchuck chuck?
Stealhead
02-26-13, 01:51 PM
None because a beaver would take all the wood from the woodchuck before he could chuck.
If you had to live life as any wild animal what animal would you choose?(no domesticated animals)
BossMark
02-26-13, 02:04 PM
A Great White Shark
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb ?
All of them.
Does the rain in Spain, fall mainly on the plain?
Stealhead
02-26-13, 02:10 PM
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb ?
For that answer you must pay a fee to my lawyer.
What happens in this game when we have a double answer/double question?
Jimbuna
02-26-13, 02:12 PM
Yes, according to my fair lady.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Depends on the moron and morality.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Jimbuna
02-26-13, 02:59 PM
Not sure, hatch me another one.
What disease did cured ham actually have?
AVGWarhawk
02-26-13, 03:07 PM
Triginosis.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Jimbuna
02-26-13, 03:13 PM
He had a bone to pick with somebody.
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Stealhead
02-26-13, 03:21 PM
Because when an asteroid passes by everyone has a shocked look on their face while in the case of a hemorrhoid only you have a shocked look on your face when you sit.
Why do they say reckless when the behavior is likely to cause a bad outcome?
AVGWarhawk
02-26-13, 03:37 PM
Because favorable does not sound right:
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
u crank
02-26-13, 04:41 PM
The same reason that the number 22 isn't pronounced tootie-two.
If a six turned out to be nine would you mind?
AVGWarhawk
02-26-13, 04:50 PM
Depends on what she looks like.
Why do they imply the 'birds and the bee's' get up to something together?
u crank
02-26-13, 05:28 PM
Because they are up to something. :O:
How much is too much?
Wolferz
02-26-13, 05:34 PM
When her nose starts running.
What happens if someone answers one of these questions wrong?
u crank
02-26-13, 05:43 PM
Ten demerit points, a wet willy and two weeks at Guantanamo.
What does love have to do with it?
Stealhead
02-26-13, 05:51 PM
Nothing according to Tina Turner.
If you where walking alone in a forest and tree fell on your leg breaking it would anyone hear you scream?
Red October1984
02-26-13, 06:19 PM
You never go into strange woods alone.
Have you ever played Slender: The Eight Pages?
Cybermat47
02-26-13, 06:30 PM
Once, but it was so laggy that I just waited for Slendy to find me. Then I got scared.
Does Michael Bay care about anything other than explosions and women?
Red October1984
02-26-13, 06:32 PM
No. What's wrong with explosions and women? I happen to like Pearl Harbor and the Transformers movies.
What do you have against women and explosions?
Wolferz
02-26-13, 07:35 PM
You get no answer to two questions....
Bzzzzt!
Are you the weakest link?
u crank
02-26-13, 08:03 PM
No Sir, I am not.
Would you like to spin the wheel or buy a vowel?
Red October1984
02-26-13, 08:43 PM
BOTH!
How many times have you saved the world?
Cybermat47
02-26-13, 08:47 PM
Twice.
Are witches actually politicians?
fireftr18
02-26-13, 09:36 PM
No, and you better be careful. A witch might put a hex on you for posting such an insulting question.
Do you prefer "pin-up style" (ex. Lana Turner) or "Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition style?"
Red October1984
02-26-13, 10:05 PM
BOTH! Once again. :O:
How come we started this thread?
Feuer Frei!
02-26-13, 11:56 PM
Because i said so :O:
What was my most recent thread posted?
Stealhead
02-27-13, 12:02 AM
The one that you just posted in.
Remember that time that you puked in front of the entire school?What part was more embarrassing puking or the custodian showing up with that special puke absorbing sand they use.
probably when he slipped in it, and said it was better than his marriage.
If I tell always tell the truth and the last statement is false, is it possible that I'm actually telling the truth?
Herr-Berbunch
02-27-13, 02:51 AM
Possibly.
Why?
reignofdeath
02-27-13, 03:30 AM
Its irrelevant.
But who seriously cares?
BossMark
02-27-13, 03:57 AM
No one.
Why do politicians lie ???
HunterICX
02-27-13, 04:33 AM
Because they can't handle the truth.
How screwed is Italy after yesterdays election's result?
HunterICX
HundertzehnGustav
02-27-13, 05:35 AM
Royally.
Mario or luigi?
Jimbuna
02-27-13, 06:22 AM
I doubt either would make a difference.
When did it happen?
HundertzehnGustav
02-27-13, 07:07 AM
last weekend.
How big is your...
USB stick?
Herr-Berbunch
02-27-13, 07:31 AM
I have several, a 4 GB, and two 2 GB, plus a 2 GB micro SD that I use in a USB adaptor.
Do you think the Bank of England should go into negative inflation? (Deflation, surely!)
HundertzehnGustav
02-27-13, 07:49 AM
i think all banks should go into deflation.
especially for their upper level staff payrolls.
Do you use an eSATA connector instead of an USB connector?
Herr-Berbunch
02-27-13, 08:24 AM
No, never used eSATA even though I have two ports - I don't know anyone that ever has used them! USB FTW.
Clouding over a bit, will it rain this afternoon?
Jimbuna
02-27-13, 11:13 AM
Not where I'm located.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Sailor Steve
02-27-13, 12:16 PM
No, I never noticed that.
Why is there air?
Jimbuna
02-27-13, 12:50 PM
Try typing another post without its presence.
If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why?
Armistead
02-27-13, 01:46 PM
I probably would spend it with love ones.
If you could magically fix one thing in your life, what would it be?
Jimbuna
02-27-13, 01:57 PM
The secret of immortality.
If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be?
Jessica Rabbit (She's not really bad...)
How many lights are there?...
<O>
fireftr18
02-27-13, 03:53 PM
So we can breathe. :yeah:
Why is Steve asking a question? He is the one that's supposed to be answering questions. :06:
Stealhead
02-27-13, 04:00 PM
Because a person who claims to be wise yet has never asked any questions himself is in fact a fool.
How much would Earth weigh if the oceans had no water in them?
u crank
02-27-13, 04:30 PM
It would weigh less.
How many fingers am I holding up?
reignofdeath
02-27-13, 05:06 PM
None, youre typing.
If a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, then whats 3 between your toes worth?
About $0.50
When did you last see something too good to be true.?
u crank
02-27-13, 08:17 PM
July 16, 1982.
Where's Waldo?
Red October1984
02-27-13, 08:47 PM
Behind the local walmart and down past the drainage ditch, when you turn left you'll see a guy in a yellow jacket. His name is Hank. He can take you to Waldo for a price.
Do you have a pet?
Stealhead
02-27-13, 08:47 PM
Waldo is a small town in North Florida.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waldo,_Florida
If you where an alien traveling the universe would you visit Earth?
EDIT:post at the same time
Yes I have several pets.
Sailor Steve
02-27-13, 09:13 PM
Yes, because it's nice to feel superior to someone once in a while.
Will I ever feel human?
Feuer Frei!
02-27-13, 10:15 PM
I hope so :O:
Name 1 Subject you absolutely refuse to discuss with anyone, even family, friends?
Madox58
02-27-13, 10:39 PM
Religion.
What causes a rainbow?
Red October1984
02-27-13, 10:59 PM
Religion.
What causes a rainbow?
Well it's when light passes through water and it makes colors in the sky....also...when Leprechauns place their pots of gold...
Who is your favorite world leader in history?
fireftr18
02-27-13, 11:23 PM
Aside from Jesus Christ, I say Winston Churchill. :salute: Because he led a small, isolated nation to successfully stand its ground against a very aggresive nation that seemed to have everything going for it.
If we don't remember something, do we dismember it?
Stealhead
02-27-13, 11:32 PM
If you are a member of Congress you do not recall that.
If you could instantly solve one of the world's problems which one would you choose.
Feuer Frei!
02-28-13, 12:40 AM
War(ring).
Name your most influential figure in your life so far.
HundertzehnGustav
02-28-13, 02:13 AM
Me.
Biggest screwup i ever Saw.
Will i finish my to do list today?
Probably not.
The real question is, will I?
Feuer Frei!
02-28-13, 04:12 AM
The real answer: No.
What is 1 thing Teflon is used for?
reignofdeath
02-28-13, 04:21 AM
no stick pans
What is 6/5(2+9-5^6)x3/2?
It's math!
What will I have for lunch today?
HundertzehnGustav
02-28-13, 06:14 AM
6/5(2+9-5^6)x3/2?
--> irrelevant!
--> chinese!:D
============
you will have a ham and cheese sandwich and some salad with no dressing.
To drink: a bottle of water.
how tall are you?
antikristuseke
02-28-13, 06:54 AM
188cm tall, I think that is about 6'2"
Is there anything better in the morning than a cup of coffee?
HundertzehnGustav
02-28-13, 07:01 AM
Yes.
do you want to actually know WHAT?
Jimbuna
02-28-13, 07:07 AM
Not really.
What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Red October1984
02-28-13, 07:20 AM
I was paid a dollar to eat Squid one time...I try to stay away from weird stuff...
Do you know what Willis was talking about?
antikristuseke
02-28-13, 07:22 AM
mostly bollocks.
Why am I here?
To provide entertainment to the troops. Now get 'em off darling.:D
Who's next?
fireftr18
02-28-13, 07:30 AM
Me
Who are you?
Feuer Frei!
02-28-13, 07:35 AM
I am a human, not an animal.
Who was the last person to lecture you?
Herr-Berbunch
02-28-13, 07:47 AM
My wife.
Can I have the last three digits on the reverse of your credit card?
Red October1984
02-28-13, 07:56 AM
No you may not.
Will somebody please report this thief?
Armistead
02-28-13, 08:02 AM
No you may not.
Will somebody please report this thief?
I reported him to Steve.
Is Jodi Arias innocent?
Herr-Berbunch
02-28-13, 08:07 AM
Guilty! Or maybe innocent!
Who is Jodi Hairyarse?
HundertzehnGustav
02-28-13, 08:47 AM
dunno. do not want to know
he was just asking a qwestion, wasnt he?
Herr-Berbunch
02-28-13, 08:49 AM
Yes, he was.
But why?
Jimbuna
02-28-13, 09:10 AM
I've absolutely no idea.
Who is going to answer my question?
Herr-Berbunch
02-28-13, 09:26 AM
Go on then, I'll do it.
What should I watch on telly tonight?
HundertzehnGustav
02-28-13, 11:00 AM
Porn.
will you follow my advice?
Herr-Berbunch
02-28-13, 11:04 AM
No, I'll probably get stuck into season 2 of Nikita.
Will there be a season 4 of The Walking Dead (TV, not game)?
HundertzehnGustav
02-28-13, 11:09 AM
Nope there won't.
why ask for advice if you do not intend to follow it anyway?
Herr-Berbunch
02-28-13, 11:36 AM
Porn is not something that features in any of my TV channels, hence why I can't follow the advice, as good as it may be.
Would you like to be a space tourist to Mars?
Sailor Steve
02-28-13, 12:43 PM
Not until after the asteroid is confirmed.
Would you rather be an asteroid or a hemmorhoid?
antikristuseke
02-28-13, 01:05 PM
Definitely a hemmorhoid.
What beer should I have for my first pint this vacation, which will start in 35 minutes?
Jimbuna
02-28-13, 02:10 PM
Whatever your into the most and preferably chilled.
What is one of your weird quirks?
Stealhead
02-28-13, 03:21 PM
Being human.
What is the best alcoholic beverage created by man?
Jimbuna
02-28-13, 03:26 PM
I doubt anyone could say definitively but my choice would be Brown Ale.
Describe yourself in 3 words.
BossMark
02-28-13, 03:37 PM
I am god
Whats the fastest animal on the planet ?
fireftr18
02-28-13, 04:13 PM
Humans, I can get in my car and drive faster than any animal can run.
Why is it soccer in the US, but football in the rest of the world?
Stealhead
02-28-13, 04:25 PM
Because Americans are confused and named a game football in which the majority of ball control is with the hands and not the feet.(I am an American by the way)
Who would win in a fight the Terminator T-800 or Robocop?
Red October1984
02-28-13, 05:33 PM
Terminator T-800 most definitely.
Who do YOU think would win?
Feuer Frei!
02-28-13, 06:40 PM
RoboCop.
Your worst travel experience to date?
Stealhead
02-28-13, 08:39 PM
This one is technical because it was not really trip but occurred while stationed in Germany. I went with some friends to a Chinese restaurant in Landsthul several hours later I had a two day long bout of black diarrhea it was awful my friends all had diarrhea as well.
Do you have a fortune cookie?
Red October1984
02-28-13, 09:57 PM
Yeah. It told me (exact quote) "Your whole family are well"
It's in my wallet now...
Do you prefer PM, Email, Skype or other things to talk to friends online?
Stealhead
02-28-13, 10:07 PM
Email and PM though I really most prefer speaking in person with friends.
Is there a woman/girl that you had feelings for but never told her?
If I didn't tell her why should I tell you? (Yeah, I know, I answered an question with a question)...
Is it really true what they say?...
<O>
Takeda Shingen
02-28-13, 10:20 PM
What they say is almost never true.
Is up always up?
Red October1984
02-28-13, 10:25 PM
Not if you are upside down
What's the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you?
Takeda Shingen
02-28-13, 10:31 PM
Joining SubSim.
If you are upside down, isn't up still up to you?
Stealhead
02-28-13, 10:31 PM
Hmm.... that one would violate the forum rules if told in detail.So I will only say that the event involved alcohol and a German house of ill repute.
Edit: out posted
"If you are upside down, isn't up still up to you?" If you are a cat or have cat like reflexes yes.
What is the most painful thing that you have experienced?
Perhaps any postings by Yubba or Bubblehead...
Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?...
<O>
Stealhead
02-28-13, 10:46 PM
The man who put Shoe in, Shoe-be-do Shoeby-be-do-be-do-da.
Who put the soul in music?
James Brown...
What would you really do for a Dove bar?...
<O>
Red October1984
02-28-13, 11:09 PM
Absolutely nothing.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
I'd give you a Dove bar...
What time is it, boys and girls?...
<O>
16:01hrs
Who's next in line?
HundertzehnGustav
03-01-13, 02:37 AM
me... again.
who was before me?
HunterICX
03-01-13, 05:34 AM
U570
Coffee or Tea?
HunterICX
HundertzehnGustav
03-01-13, 05:40 AM
coffeeeeee!
strong please.
50% milk, 1 pound of sugga
The Enigma
03-01-13, 06:05 AM
what's the next question? :O:
HunterICX
03-01-13, 06:13 AM
The one I shall give you.
Why didn't HundertzehnGustav gave us a new question?
HunterICX
Feuer Frei!
03-01-13, 06:14 AM
He is probably drunk.
BMW or Mercedes?
Mercedes
What is your color of your car?
HundertzehnGustav
03-01-13, 07:10 AM
rust in all its variations.
why am i still awake?
Herr-Berbunch
03-01-13, 08:21 AM
All that coffee, although too much milk in it!
Should I join CTC or British Cycling?
Take your car and sit and watch,:D
Where is the warmth of spring somewhere?
Jimbuna
03-01-13, 08:39 AM
Certainly not in northern Japan.
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
HundertzehnGustav
03-01-13, 08:45 AM
My dog.
to see how i treat him and adjust what i do wrong.
does your dog sleep at your feet?
Jimbuna
03-01-13, 08:53 AM
Not now, because of his age he prefers the settee or his dog mattress on the floor.
If you could talk in your sleep what would you say?
Herr-Berbunch
03-01-13, 09:14 AM
Not now Cato!
Most favourite aeroplane, ever?
Jimbuna
03-01-13, 09:16 AM
Couldn't possibly say, there are so many I like but provisionally the Buccaneer.
What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?
Be myself.
What do you do with 10 million dollars?
Herr-Berbunch
03-01-13, 09:30 AM
Buy my house, buy a nice car and bike, spend a lot of time skydiving, put the kids through uni.
Is the moon made of cheese?
HunterICX
03-01-13, 10:47 AM
Yes...*nom**nom* and it's delicious!
If the Moon is made out of cheese does that mean that Mars....is made out of Mars?
HunterICX
Jimbuna
03-01-13, 11:36 AM
Mars is made with chocolate and caramel (Mars Bar).
Describe the perfect kiss in 3 words.
Herr-Berbunch
03-01-13, 12:00 PM
With my wife.
Is my wife looking over my shoulder?
Yes
Which trip would you do in 30 days?
Jimbuna
03-01-13, 12:13 PM
Alaska
What is your biggest addiction?
Herr-Berbunch
03-01-13, 12:40 PM
Subsim (honestly!), followed by diet coke.
Where would you ideally retire to?
Jimbuna
03-01-13, 12:56 PM
Australia
Do you have a song that reminds you of a relationship if so what song?
Honey-Bobby Goldsboro
What three things do you value most in life?
Jimbuna
03-01-13, 01:10 PM
Health wealth and happiness (not in any particular order).
How many books have you read so far this year?
3
What does the song, Leaving on a Jet Plane you?
Herr-Berbunch
03-01-13, 01:27 PM
It reminds me of being in a bar (or two) in Singapore, some 216 Sqn lineys were singing it as they were due to fly home the next morning, but we'd received a signal saying that the aircraft was u/s and they'd be staying another day or so. We laughed.
What is your favourite musical genre?
Jimbuna
03-01-13, 01:38 PM
Too numerous to name...most music is good.
Who have you met that you wish you hadn’t?
*I'll say it now...mine was the yorkshire ripper
My Mother-in-law
If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
The one I have.
What do you expect of your fellow man?
BossMark
03-01-13, 02:39 PM
Have a good bet on the horses :D
Who is the best stand up comedian ?
The Enigma
03-01-13, 03:22 PM
I can't say.
Are there good stand up comedians?
No. To be a stand up comedian you have to be bad.
Where are my keys?
The Enigma
03-01-13, 03:55 PM
Where you left them.
Was I right?
No. My wife had them.
Can you picture this?
The Enigma
03-01-13, 04:05 PM
Nope.
She didn't tell you she took them? :hmmm:
Nope, not to me.
Have you ever locked yourself outside of your house?
Jimbuna
03-01-13, 04:14 PM
Many a time.
If you were famous what would you be famous for?
The Enigma
03-01-13, 04:24 PM
I would be famous for my bad English :timeout: :haha: :oops:
Do you think being famous is an advantage?
u crank
03-01-13, 04:29 PM
It hasn't helped me. :O:
How smart do you have to be to have a smart phone?
Jimbuna
03-01-13, 04:37 PM
In my estimation...not very.
What is the worst job you could have?
HundertzehnGustav
03-01-13, 04:53 PM
none.
109 or spitfire?
Jimbuna
03-01-13, 04:57 PM
Spitfire...every time.
Do you call Goering 'Meir'?
Buddahaid
03-01-13, 05:26 PM
Meier? No, he called himself Meier.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
Can you look it up for us?
Red October1984
03-01-13, 05:55 PM
No...but you can.
What is the capital of Assyria?
Onkel Neal
03-01-13, 06:23 PM
Buttsville?
Why do women resist parking correctly?
It genetic.
If visitors arrive early is it rude to tell them to wait?
Feuer Frei!
03-01-13, 07:30 PM
Generally, no.
Name 1 reason why an espresso can taste 'burnt'?
Red October1984
03-01-13, 08:15 PM
If your tongue is burnt.
Whats the worst thing that has happened to you?
HundertzehnGustav
03-02-13, 01:39 AM
Life. Humans are such dickheads.
Do you use a Webcam?
HunterICX
03-02-13, 04:49 AM
No
What is your favorite historical period?
HunterICX
Feuer Frei!
03-02-13, 05:41 AM
WW2.
Name a time where humanity was all down and out?
Jimbuna
03-02-13, 11:08 AM
When the Martian invasion succeeded.
What is the thing your most afraid of?
The Enigma
03-02-13, 11:48 AM
Loosing my wife
How many times a day do you visit Subsim?
Red October1984
03-02-13, 12:56 PM
Somewhere between 10 and a whole lot more than 10.
What is your favorite song?
HundertzehnGustav
03-02-13, 02:01 PM
Honey, by Tiesto.
do you use firefox?
Honey, by Tiesto.
do you use firefox?It has eludet me, ... I'm more in tune with Opera.
To be, or not two bees?
The Enigma
03-02-13, 03:56 PM
Three bees.
To much you think?
Red October1984
03-02-13, 04:22 PM
Three bees.
To much you think?
Way TOO much in my opinion.
Where did you learn to spell?
HundertzehnGustav
03-02-13, 04:39 PM
efriwehr... but sckool.
do you know spanish?
The Enigma
03-02-13, 04:46 PM
Nope. Just a few words.
I don't mind that someone tells me that I made a mistake, as long as it is done with respect.
After all English isn't my native language.
What do you think?
Red October1984
03-02-13, 05:07 PM
I think I need to apologize because I didn't know.
Do you accept the apology?
Jimbuna
03-02-13, 05:09 PM
Only if your offering.
If you could paint anything what would you paint?
HundertzehnGustav
03-02-13, 05:18 PM
The sky.
or an 109 F
do you have a virtual Machine installed on your main Operating System?
Jimbuna
03-02-13, 05:34 PM
I use Daemon
What celebrity annoys you the most?
Feuer Frei!
03-03-13, 02:46 AM
Lots. Can't pinpoint just one.
What celebrity to you seems the most humble and genuine?
The Enigma
03-03-13, 05:28 AM
I think I need to apologize because I didn't know.
Do you accept the apology?
Apology accepted. :up:
What celebrity to you seems the most humble and genuine?
Neal Stevens
Do you know the guy?
u crank
03-03-13, 07:16 AM
Saw him and Elvis at Walmart once.
Is it possible to end a sentence with the word 'the'?
Jimbuna
03-03-13, 07:52 AM
You just did.
What is the most interesting thing you have in your purse/wallet?
BossMark
03-03-13, 07:59 AM
A winning betting slip
What was the movie "A Night to remember" based on
Titanic
Which friend do you want on a space trip?
The Enigma
03-03-13, 11:24 AM
The one I always can count on.
Beer or wine?
Jimbuna
03-03-13, 11:29 AM
Both.
What is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone?
Farewell,ya jerk.
What do you expect from a member of SubSim?
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