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Jimbuna
07-26-13, 11:20 AM
Brown Dog ta very much.
You?
Red October1984
07-26-13, 11:31 AM
Root Beer or Sweet Tea. :hmmm:
How about snacks?
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100824033513/simpsons/images/e/ee/FreeGoo.jpg
Free Goo
What flavour?
Red October1984
07-26-13, 11:58 AM
Ah....Cherry.
Will we need cake?
Jimbuna
07-26-13, 02:16 PM
The cake monster took it all.
When are we going to realise the truth?
What on the economy and what these sneaky bastards up to? Well from that point of view some 10 years ago.
Chocolate ice cream?
BossMark
07-26-13, 02:26 PM
No strawberry
Is it nice?
Yes
Is strawberry ice cream kinky?
Spiced_Rum
07-26-13, 02:56 PM
A. Not really, although it does depend where you eat it.
Q. How many scoops of ice cream until you are full?
Jimbuna
07-26-13, 05:24 PM
Two more than you.
Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
The Enigma
07-27-13, 11:35 AM
Not only a women's prison is called that way, it is also used for
a prison for men.
How come you didn't knew that?
BossMark
07-27-13, 02:36 PM
Maybe Jim's been on the Newcastle brown ale
Why do America spell Labor and Europe spell it Labour (same with other words that have ou in them)?
Red October1984
07-27-13, 02:47 PM
Because. We fought a revolution to change that. :D
Why is it a big deal?
WernherVonTrapp
07-27-13, 08:16 PM
Because Monty Hall said it was.:D
Do you prefer a deal or a sale?
I prefer to make a deal at a sale.
When is the best time to start the day
WernherVonTrapp
07-27-13, 08:22 PM
That depends on what shift you're working.
Automatic, or 4 on the floor?
5 or 6 speed on the floor is best.
Do you prefer to be a monopoly or in competition?
Red October1984
07-27-13, 11:21 PM
I hate Monopoly...I always lose.
Have you ever been "not sure if I'm pissed off" kind of mad? :hmmm:
The Enigma
07-28-13, 07:13 AM
Nope.
I know when I'm angry.
Do you always control your anger, or do you turn to the dark side.
I never get angry. Waste of energy.
What's the point of getting angry?
Jimbuna
07-28-13, 09:35 AM
None I suppose.
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
The Enigma
07-28-13, 11:53 AM
They could have called it a 'built' when it was ready.
That raises a new question:
How would they call such 'built' while it was being built?
A building perhaps?
Jimbuna
07-28-13, 12:58 PM
Under construction.
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
The Enigma
07-28-13, 03:14 PM
A design flaw.
We all know Pink Floyd, but which one is Pink?
u crank
07-28-13, 04:15 PM
Floyd.
What was average about The Average White Band?
Six
What color is the grass in your backyard now in summer?
The Enigma
07-29-13, 09:57 AM
As always, green.
Do you use a cordless keyboard/mouse?
Spiced_Rum
07-29-13, 11:33 AM
A. Using a laptop, so the keyboard in integral and no mouse just annoying track pad. Always prefer a wired mouse and keyboard on my PC.
Q. Do people still use a floppy drive?
Jimbuna
07-29-13, 01:44 PM
Haven't had one for years.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
WernherVonTrapp
07-29-13, 06:57 PM
Given the current trend, some might consider that debatable.:shifty:
If Frankie Valli toured with Vivaldi, would he still need the 4 Seasons?:o
He gets them either way. It's a package deal.
Can you buy chump chops with chump change?
Jimbuna
07-30-13, 11:13 AM
Down Under only I'm afraid.
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 12:25 PM
Else you'd be screwed.
Why does it never rain, only pour in Southern California ?
The Enigma
07-30-13, 12:42 PM
Remember that song It never rains in Southern California""?
That's why.
Are you a DIY or do you hire people to do a job?
Spiced_Rum
07-30-13, 12:47 PM
A. I do my bit to help the economy and stimulate jobs, so I hire.
Q. Would having more servants help get the economy going again?
Unquestioning
Where can I find a cable length somewhere?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 12:56 PM
A cable shop :06:
Would a dress shirt look good with a cable tie ?
More like an elongated fish.
When will your vacation to end this year?
The Enigma
07-30-13, 01:20 PM
Somewhere in September.
And yours?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 01:24 PM
Somewhere in Ireland.
Why can't boxer dogs box?
The Enigma
07-30-13, 01:34 PM
Their legs are to short.
Are you a "Schürzenjäger" ?
Heartbreaker....no.
Are u like Frankie Boy?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 01:45 PM
Most definitely not, unless he has man boobs.
Does my bum look big in this?
Depends on who you are sitting on...:D
Do you have an inner sense that it can smell fish when you're on vacation?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 02:05 PM
No but I have an inner ear that senses when I'm drunk.
Are hamsters really made of ham?
Only the non-kosher ones...
Is there any question that can't be answered?...
<O>
The Enigma
07-30-13, 02:13 PM
Yes there are, but I can't think of one right now.
Do fairy tales have a tale?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 02:14 PM
Only if they're considered unanswerable
How humble is someones humble opinion?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 02:16 PM
Depends on the fairy.
Why are Right whales right?
The Enigma
07-30-13, 02:19 PM
If they were not right, they were wrong, right?
We only have one world, why does Joe Jackson sing about
"Best of both worlds"?
Our planet.
Are the speed of light faster and the sun of light?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 02:24 PM
Yes. The Sun is a retarded tory scumbag news rag.
Why is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush if just one of the buggers poops in your hand?
Good question....
What do Englishmen like on women.
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 02:40 PM
Large boobs or a nice chocolate sauce.
What do women like on Englishmen?
BossMark
07-30-13, 02:44 PM
A very large wallet
Can you add any more to this?
Money.
How many kilometers is a knot?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 02:56 PM
Depends on the size of the knot.
If many a mickle makes a muckle, how many beans make five?
Spiced_Rum
07-30-13, 02:57 PM
How many kilometers is a knot?
A. Nautical mile (nm) is 1.852 km, the knot is the unit of speed equal to 1nm per hour.
Q. How deep is 10,000 leagues?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 03:02 PM
Not sure, but there be monsters!!!
Why doesn't a light sabre have a curved blade ?
Spiced_Rum
07-30-13, 03:02 PM
If many a mickle makes a muckle, how many beans make five?
A. 5 beads on an abacus,maybe.
Q. How many beans in a can of Heinz?
57
What means you have the wind from the stern of a sailboat?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 03:05 PM
Not sure but there are 57 varieties :smug:
Why do Budgerigars eat cuttlefish if they are vegetarian ?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 03:08 PM
57
What means you have the wind from the stern of a sailboat?
You can race past every other blaggard
If the sun is in your face and the wind is in your hair, does it mean you have your top down, necessarily ?
Jimbuna
07-30-13, 04:26 PM
Most definitely.
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Fubar2Niner
07-30-13, 04:28 PM
He is very proud of his nose.
Why does Batman have a cave and a mansion, but, the Green Hornet only has a green horn?
WernherVonTrapp
07-30-13, 07:38 PM
Because it wasn't really his show, it was the "Kato Show".
Who was originally supposed to play David Carradine's part on the "Kung Fu" TV series?
The Enigma
07-30-13, 11:05 PM
Linda Lee Cadwell
Did you watch the Kung Fu series?
Occasionally.
Carradine or Norris?
The Enigma
07-31-13, 07:37 AM
Carradine, definitely
Flipper or Rin Tin Tin?
Lassie
Which is the best career?
Jimbuna
07-31-13, 09:43 AM
The one that pays the most for the least amount of work effort.
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
A simple explanation of anatomy of the patient.
Bath or shower in winter?
Fubar2Niner
07-31-13, 11:48 AM
Yes please.
If what goes up, never comes down, why are airports so congested ?
Jimbuna
07-31-13, 12:18 PM
We just experience other airports leftovers.
Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
I was born on a Saturday,:smug:
Lobster or crab?
Jimbuna
07-31-13, 12:27 PM
Lobster but usually end up catching the other.
When will it ever cease to amaze?
Fubar2Niner
07-31-13, 12:27 PM
Langoustine
How long is a piece of string ?
Quantum problematic.
Driving yourself or take a taxi?
Fubar2Niner
07-31-13, 01:11 PM
London transport.... It's sooo much more, erm.... Enlightening
To be or not to be, is it the question?
Shakespeare thought so.
Where are the briefcase in the office?
Fubar2Niner
07-31-13, 01:26 PM
Lost in transition.
How brief can a case be?
30 inches.....?
How fast is the Speed of Light?
Fubar2Niner
07-31-13, 02:03 PM
Well I shone my torch at the wall and it took 30 minutes to get the bugger to light, so in answer to your question, pretty damn slow.
Why can't beggars be choosers?
Jimbuna
07-31-13, 02:05 PM
Never believe in rags to riches.
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Fubar2Niner
07-31-13, 02:08 PM
Because dawn rises but dusk sets.
Why does a watch have a second hand, if it has two hands already?
Jimbuna
07-31-13, 02:13 PM
Wait a minute and I'll get back to you in a second about that.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Fubar2Niner
07-31-13, 02:41 PM
Because ******** isn't allowed to be announced on the news.
Why are there only rogue and no scallywag traders ?
Jimbuna
07-31-13, 03:53 PM
Because I'm an honest broker.
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Fubar2Niner
07-31-13, 04:10 PM
If it where the first hand, days would become seconds.
Why are there only 57 varieties of Heinz, did they go out of business?
Jimbuna
07-31-13, 04:20 PM
No, they simply run out of recipes.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Fubar2Niner
07-31-13, 04:22 PM
I have no idea :doh:
Why do they call it rush hour, when in fact it lasts almost all day?
Sorry two questions..........
Should I address this to Boris?
Jimbuna
07-31-13, 04:26 PM
Most definitely.
So you know when they are talking about and yes.
Does Boris get elected for his comedy value or his political values?
Jimbuna
07-31-13, 04:30 PM
A bit of both.
Don't you agree?
The Enigma
07-31-13, 04:32 PM
Certainly. A politician is by definition a comic.
Does this surprise you?
Fubar2Niner
07-31-13, 04:34 PM
Only that we keep electing comics instead of politicians.
Is a blue Monday really blue, always seems multi coloured to me ?
The Enigma
07-31-13, 04:38 PM
Depends on how much you have been drinking.
Have you ever seen a black Friday?
Fubar2Niner
07-31-13, 04:42 PM
No but I have seen a man Friday.
If she sells seashells on a seashore, where does he sell baleen whales ?
u crank
07-31-13, 06:22 PM
At the baleen whales market.
Are there any whales in Wales?
WernherVonTrapp
07-31-13, 07:24 PM
No, but some might find wales in Wales.:D
Why doesn't a sperm whale look like one?
BossMark
08-01-13, 04:33 AM
Because its too big :hmmm:
Who shot the sheriff?
WernherVonTrapp
08-01-13, 04:56 AM
Must be Bob Marley or Eric Clapton, everyone else is remaining silent.:D
If Silence Is Golden, what's analogous to Yakety Yakking?
Noisy talk.
U.S or Caspian sea?
WernherVonTrapp
08-01-13, 05:17 AM
Bering Sea. Much more challenging, bigger crabs, more gold.
Does a "See-Saw" operate respectively?
Jimbuna
08-01-13, 05:29 AM
The last time I saw one yes...you see?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
WernherVonTrapp
08-01-13, 05:52 AM
So that you know what you're reading.
Does the Thesaurus evolve the Cretaceous period?
Tell me.
What does can't see the wood for the trees?
Jimbuna
08-01-13, 10:03 AM
Ask me a question I can decipher and I'll answer. If you mean what does it mean, the answer is your probably blind.
Why is it always me that attracts them?
Probably aura of confidence and charisma.
How does it feel to drive on right side of road?
Jimbuna
08-01-13, 10:51 AM
It's great, the left hand side of the road has always been the right side.
Why can't a swim bladder swim?
Enlarged stomach from overeating, or gulping too much air.
What country would you like to stay in if you intend to move?
The Enigma
08-01-13, 12:57 PM
Sweden or Norway I think.
Have you ever been there?
Been there and done that...
Butter or Parkay?...
<O>
Jimbuna
08-01-13, 02:00 PM
Butter.
Are we there yet?
No, and if you keep asking, I'm going to turn this thread right around...
Have I the right?...
<O>
Jimbuna
08-01-13, 02:33 PM
Right or left...either should do it.
Are we still not there yet?
Actually, it was passed some time ago; sorry you missed it...
Is there no end?...
<O>
fireftr18
08-01-13, 03:06 PM
Only when it stops.
Back to Marley and Clapton, they clearly said they didn't shoot the sheriff, so was it the deputy?
frau kaleun
08-01-13, 05:13 PM
Only when it stops.
Back to Marley and Clapton, they clearly said they didn't shoot the sheriff, so was it the deputy?
On the contrary, they both clearly admitted that they shot the sheriff, but who shot the deputy remains a mystery.
Perhaps the sheriff shot him?
Possibly but he swore it was in self defence.
Who was Marley sharing the shelter of his single bed with?
WernherVonTrapp
08-01-13, 06:12 PM
Ebenezer Scrooge.
Wait, we talkin' about Jacob or Bob?
Bob of course.
Why did he wrap her in plastic?
fireftr18
08-01-13, 10:00 PM
On the contrary, they both clearly admitted that they shot the sheriff, but who shot the deputy remains a mystery.
Perhaps the sheriff shot him?
Okay, I feel stupid. I got it backwards. :doh:
Why did he wrap her in plastic?
To keep her from drying out.
How could I screw up "I shot the sheriff?" :06:
The Enigma
08-02-13, 12:06 AM
By letting Justin Bieber sing that song.
Why would you do such a thing?
Because you have no taste whatsoever.
Who got the Twin Peaks reference earlier?
Jimbuna
08-02-13, 05:56 AM
Not me :oops:
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?
I've no idea.
http://notetakingnerd.profitmarketingp.netdna-cdn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/baby-picking-nose.jpg
Why do we all press harder on the buttons on the remote when the batteries are running down?
Jimbuna
08-02-13, 08:10 AM
Because you don't have the intelligence to replace them.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
The Enigma
08-02-13, 09:14 AM
That completely depends on who is pronouncing the word phonetic.
Why is an oracle always a mystery?
Fubar2Niner
08-02-13, 12:57 PM
Because no one knows what it is.
If i were burned at the stake would I contribute to setting the casino alight?
Jimbuna
08-02-13, 01:03 PM
Just enough to cook my chips if you don't mind.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
The Enigma
08-02-13, 03:11 PM
Good question, but I can't help you with that.
Someone else perhaps?
Jimbuna
08-02-13, 03:54 PM
I shouldn't think so.
Anyone got a clue what is coming up next?
No, but I hear it's coming fast...
What do we do if we find out infinity has run out of time?...
<O>
u crank
08-02-13, 04:28 PM
Restart the clock.
On a digital watch how many times per day are all the numbers the same?
That depends on whether it shows 24 hour or 12 hour time.
Why doesn't super glue stick to the tube?
u crank
08-03-13, 06:14 AM
That depends on whether it shows 24 hour or 12 hour time.
Stickler.:O:
Because it is super glue.
How many hearts does a Klingon have?
Jimbuna
08-03-13, 08:42 AM
Probably more than a woman.
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Because no-one would buy it.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Jimbuna
08-03-13, 09:00 AM
Your last two posts have already been posted by me previously ya mongrel.
Why do you keep doing that?
Because I haven't read all your posts. Too many to read.
Why are you upset by that?:O:
Jimbuna
08-03-13, 09:14 AM
No not upset...I'll leave that to you after the 5th Test :D
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Because you don't have a refrigerator. You leave it on your back doorstep.
What did people say when they were shocked before Jesus came along?
The Enigma
08-03-13, 09:44 AM
I know the answer, but I can't post it.
It would bring me in trouble.
What's the meaning of life?
Fubar2Niner
08-03-13, 10:29 AM
A Monty Python movie perchance.
How many beers can I drink before I meet my maker, and will it affect my marriage?
The Enigma
08-03-13, 11:50 AM
It certainly will.
Is a glass half full or half empty?
u crank
08-03-13, 12:05 PM
Mine's half empty. Wait, now it is empty. :D
Why do they put little umbrellas in some drinks?
The Enigma
08-03-13, 02:24 PM
To prevent you from drinking to fast.
Shaken or stirred?
On the rocks.
Single malt or blended?
WernherVonTrapp
08-03-13, 07:20 PM
Iced tea.
Ever eaten a bug?
u crank
08-03-13, 07:40 PM
By accident. More than once. Blah.
What bugs you?
Right now? English cricketers.
If you get a bruise when hit by a cricket ball, how big must the cricket be?
The Enigma
08-04-13, 12:22 AM
Huge I guess :haha:
Is a shrink always small?
Jimbuna
08-04-13, 05:27 AM
That depends on how big your imagination is.
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?
u crank
08-04-13, 06:06 AM
A deeper shade of blue.
What is the one thing you own you wish you didn’t?
BossMark
08-04-13, 06:10 AM
Saying "I do" :haha:
How about you?
Count me out.
Ever taken a holiday in a nudest camp?
u crank
08-04-13, 06:16 AM
Not yet. :o
Are there nudists in Greenland?
Never been there myself, so I don't know.
If I've never watched the Smurfs or Avatar does that make me racist towards blue people?
BossMark
08-04-13, 06:52 AM
No it makes you like them.
Will the 3rd test match be a draw?
Only if the weather intervenes.
How do you get the English cricket team all out for less than 100?
u crank
08-04-13, 11:20 AM
Speak English man. :O:
If you were famous what would you be famous for?
Jimbuna
08-04-13, 11:44 AM
Winning the Ashes.
Will it rain for long in Manchester tomorrow or just come in short spells?
The Enigma
08-04-13, 03:25 PM
It will rain cats and dogs, it always does in the UK :O:
Will there be some flooding as well?
Jimbuna
08-04-13, 05:39 PM
I doubt it.
England to win the Ashes....again.
BossMark
08-05-13, 01:57 AM
Of course :D
Will it be 3 or 4-0 though?
The Enigma
08-05-13, 01:10 PM
Maybe, maybe not.
Who will win in "the last one who posts, will win" thread?
Jimbuna
08-05-13, 01:22 PM
It certainly won't be you.
Will the uncertainty of life after death ever be revealed?
The Enigma
08-05-13, 01:33 PM
We all will know the truth as soon as we have taken the final step.
Do you believe in some form of life after death?
Jimbuna
08-05-13, 03:22 PM
I'm yet to be convinced.
What about you?
I am certain in my uncertainty, so I am convinced I am yet to be convinced, and in this I am unanimous...
What the hell?...
<O>
WernherVonTrapp
08-05-13, 08:39 PM
Exactly!
Ever been to Hell's Kitchen?
The Enigma
08-06-13, 02:30 AM
Each day when I enter the kitchen at home :haha:
Do you like to watch Hell's Kitchen?
WernherVonTrapp
08-06-13, 06:36 AM
Never watched it.
It's a TV show now?
Unfortunately it is, but its also a small part of New York.
Should the ICC give up on DRS?
BossMark
08-06-13, 08:01 AM
No its not a bad idea if you know how to use it :D
Why cant the Aussies use it right?
Jimbuna
08-06-13, 11:27 AM
Well they're ...Aussies right?
Anyone up for retirement?
The Enigma
08-06-13, 12:14 PM
Not yet.
Is retirement a blessing or a curse?
Jimbuna
08-06-13, 01:34 PM
If your young enough and have the finance...a blessing.
Does it really matter which path you choose to walk down?
The Enigma
08-06-13, 02:53 PM
It does. One should always choose the right path.
The wrong path leads to nowhere.
Do you have a solution for the puzzle?
WernherVonTrapp
08-06-13, 04:34 PM
Glue all the pieces together so that they never come apart again.
Is it the cross word puzzle?
Red October1984
08-06-13, 06:35 PM
Only if the words are angry.
Anybody else have the US Air Force Song memorized? :hmmm:
The Enigma
08-07-13, 04:03 AM
No, not me
Could you sing that song for me, please?
Jimbuna
08-07-13, 08:55 AM
No way.
What happens when you get 'half scared to death' twice?
It's just an expression.
Are there aliens in our solar system? ... except those who are on earth.
The Enigma
08-07-13, 11:20 AM
I believe there are, but only passing through.
They will visit us as soon as we have developed a warp engine for our space ships.
Who will invent that warp drive?
Fubar2Niner
08-07-13, 11:27 AM
Possibly.
What constitutes the near future, within the next thirty seconds?
Jimbuna
08-07-13, 11:46 AM
Even closer.
When will the future begin?
Fubar2Niner
08-07-13, 11:47 AM
Presently.
Who murdered Virginia Wolfe?
Jimbuna
08-07-13, 11:52 AM
Little Red Riding Hood.
Can you believe that?
Fubar2Niner
08-07-13, 12:21 PM
No, it was obviously set up.
Who told the witch doctor, I was in love with you, and did he really go ' Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang , Walla walla, bing bang ?
Jimbuna
08-07-13, 12:23 PM
I never kiss and tell.
How many legs would a crippled spider have?
Fubar2Niner
08-07-13, 12:30 PM
Eight plus several crutches.
How many crotches does an un crippled spider have?
Jimbuna
08-07-13, 02:59 PM
Depends on whether they are an amputee or not.
Nothing learned from the news today or have we all missed something?
The Enigma
08-07-13, 03:44 PM
I don't think so. Remember, history repeats its self.
Was it you who asked that question?
Sailor Steve
08-07-13, 03:47 PM
Yes, but I don't want to know anymore. Besides, history doesn't repeat itself...historians just repeat each other.
Why would anybody want to know?
Perspective, knowledge.
What can I find in the Lido?
The Enigma
08-08-13, 01:57 AM
Same as you can find in the "Moulin Rouge"
Ever been there?
Jimbuna
08-08-13, 04:30 AM
Nope.
Have you?
The Enigma
08-08-13, 04:57 AM
Not inside, but just in front of the building (too less to see for too much money).
Have you ever been in Paris?
Jimbuna
08-08-13, 12:23 PM
Yes on a few occasions.
Have you ever been to Keoushung?
Taiwan,no.
Which beer is preferable in all kinds of weather?
Jimbuna
08-08-13, 01:26 PM
Cold and wet.
When is it best to tame the shrew?
When it's shrew season...
Which way is Mecca, Jack?...
<O>
Red October1984
08-08-13, 02:40 PM
That-a-way
Which way is Burbank?
Over the hills and far away...
In the end, does it really matter?...
<O>
The Enigma
08-08-13, 03:13 PM
To me yes, it does.
I will be the last one to post in that famous game at Subsim. :woot:
Are you afraid in the dark?
No.
whats is the right question,when ya meet a girl for the first time?
The Enigma
08-08-13, 03:37 PM
Perhaps: How come we have never met before?
Is that the right question?
Jimbuna
08-08-13, 03:40 PM
Hardly.
Ever met your last love?
The Enigma
08-08-13, 03:48 PM
My (ever)last(ing) love is my wife.
So what would you consider a good question then?
Jimbuna
08-08-13, 03:51 PM
A one I knew the answer to.
How wild is the wind?
The Enigma
08-08-13, 03:56 PM
You need to ask Jimmy Hendrix
He is the one who knows all about the wind.
Do you like his music?
It was last seen on sping break in Florida...
Do you know the way to San Jose?...
<O>
Jimbuna
08-08-13, 03:58 PM
Possibly.
What time is the right time?
When all matches.
Which country is your next destination?
The Enigma
08-08-13, 04:01 PM
Italy.
Do you like spaghetti?
Jimbuna
08-08-13, 04:01 PM
Egypt (Red Sea).
Have you got a light boy?
I don't smoke.
Red Sea ya say...how far is that from ya?
Jimbuna
08-08-13, 04:16 PM
6 1/2 hours by aircraft.
Will Findus ever recover their fingers?
I doubt it.
Will you go to Antarctica by boat soon?
Jimbuna
08-09-13, 06:57 AM
Doubtful.
When will the boat come in?
Tomorrow,at noon.
Is there really a good reason for not wanting to work?
The Enigma
08-09-13, 07:56 AM
What about:
I've had enough for today, I'm going home <<Ten Years After kicks in>>
Is a miracle always a wonder?
Jimbuna
08-09-13, 07:59 AM
What is precisely?
Time to catch a cold.
Too early, wait until winter comes.
Is everything under control at Tellus?
Jimbuna
08-09-13, 08:03 AM
Not sure...Tell us.
Is the mind now balanced or out of sync?
The Enigma
08-09-13, 08:15 AM
Depends of you are having a mind melt or not.
Is it OK to skip the next question?
No problem, but call to duty police first so that there are no unnecessary call-outs.
Is it difficult to catch a meaning taken in the air?
Jimbuna
08-09-13, 08:31 AM
Only if you are telepathic.
Why are jellyfish salty?
For you to drink more beer.
Are the weather an important factor for you?
Jimbuna
08-09-13, 08:37 AM
Only in Durham over the next five days.
What price the win?
Fellowship.
How often do you eat exotic food?
The Enigma
08-09-13, 09:07 AM
Once or twice a week
Do you like to eat exotic food?
Yes, it is good.
Have you stopped to work now?
The Enigma
08-09-13, 09:40 AM
Not yet, approx 30 more minutes, then its WEEKEND!!!!
Do you need to go to work during the weekend?
Jimbuna
08-09-13, 09:53 AM
Not after Thursday hopefully.
Why is the weekend not on the last day of the week?
The Enigma
08-09-13, 12:28 PM
Because that would move the start of the weekend to Sunday and we don't wanna have that.
If Monday becomes Friday, wouldn't that be great?
Jimbuna
08-09-13, 02:21 PM
Nope...don't ever hurry your life along.
Why is a Penguin covered in chocolate classed as a biscuit?
The same reason Jaffa cakes are classed as cakes.
Was there ever a lemon jaffa cake?
Jimbuna
08-10-13, 05:01 AM
I honestly don't know but wouldn't be surprised if there was once.
Can we make it to the end?
u crank
08-10-13, 06:25 AM
No point in stopping now.
Will we know the end when we see it?
BossMark
08-10-13, 10:29 AM
Hope I never see it coming
When will it all end?
Jimbuna
08-10-13, 10:31 AM
Yes...as soon as you bang your face up against it.
Where can I get a three-legged chicken?
I suppose you could go to a Newcastle pet shop and nick one!:D
Are the Canterbury Tales a pack of lies?
Jimbuna
08-10-13, 03:35 PM
Not according to my 'daft' friend.
When will it all end?
WernherVonTrapp
08-10-13, 09:18 PM
If you mean this thread, looks like never.
Could Neverland ever exist?
I bought this up with my meeting with the world leaders in a big power house meeting and after many hours of going forward and backward over this question you have a answer. Of course it dose and if you feel it dose then that's find by us world leaders...
At that point STEED wakes up..cough splutter morning all.
Dose coffee really give you a kick/boost call it what you like or is it all in your mind?
Jimbuna
08-11-13, 05:52 AM
I've no idea...seldom drink the stuff.
Does beer though?
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