Ask the next Person a Question

[BossMark]

What is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone?
"I do" :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

"I do" :rotfl2:

LOL :)

[Sailor Steve]

Not to derail the thread with private jokes.

Why would you think that?

[BossMark]

Sorry couldn't resist that one.

Who and why invented the night shift ?

[Herr-Berbunch]

The Commodores, because Lionel Rich-Tea liked it.

What is the biggest fib you've ever told (I do has already been used) ?

[Jimbuna]

Till death do us part.

If you could get a yacht what would you call it?

[Pisces]

Bronze Mermaid

Did you ever meet with a Siren?

[Jimbuna]

Turned them on and off on an almost daily basis.

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What is your life long dream?

[Sailor Steve]

To become a real boy.

Whodunnit?

[u crank]

What's his name.

Who was Yogi's best bud?

[Jimbuna]

Depends on which Yogi you mean...the cartoon bear or the one in Starsky and Hutch.

If you could talk to the POTUS what would you talk about?

[Red October1984]

How to start the Impeachment Process...

Do you think Obama has done anything right at all?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Coming from a UK citizen, yes, but we compare him to the joker that was in office before. It's hard to get your good ideas through when the opposition has control of the other house. You all seem to criticise Obamacare but the rest of the world laughs at your current system of unfairness.

Bath or shower?

[Stealhead]

Shower in a bath your sitting in dirty water.

Why do people waste time listening to politicians of any stripe?

[The Enigma]

Perhaps they like to be fooled.

Name a politician you really trust.

[Stealhead]

None come to mind I trust that I can not trust them.

Name your most loyal none human companion.

[Jimbuna]

My dog Dylan.

Have you ever tried to do something you know you would be really bad at, what was it?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hockey - turned out I was great in goal! :sunny:

Have you ever been good at something and given it up?

[Jimbuna]

Righting peoples wrongs...until I retired.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you?

[Red October1984]

Man, I was AWESOME at Silent Hunter 2....

I gave up...

Have you ever Rage-Quit a game?

[Madox58]

If you count throwning your Notebook across the room breaking the LCD display?
Yes.

How many whacks from an Est Wing hammer does it take to break your wrist?

[Stealhead]

If your swing is strong one whack should do it.


What would you say upon breaking your wrist? mind the rules:D

[Red October1984]

I don't know...but I know a guy who does.... Why don't you go ask Priv-

Wait...

Right.....

How many times exactly did you hit your wrist with it?

EDIT: Damn...outposted...

[Madox58]

What would you say upon breaking your wrist? mind the rules:D
SON OF A .....! And you can guess the rest.
:haha:

As to how many times? 2 on the wrist and 1 just near the thumb and fore finger.

If you step across a time zone line, moveing West, do you actually grow younger?

[Sailor Steve]

Yes, but it only makes up for the hour you grew older traveling the other way.

Can you roller skate in a buffalo herd?

[Madox58]

According to Roger Miller, NO.

Since light is a form of energy which is reflected by white but absorbed by black, does a black surface have more explosive potential given it has absorbed a lot of light?

[TarJak]

No.

Where do I get off?

[Sailor Steve]

I'd tell you where to get off, but I might get in trouble.

Where do I get on?

[HundertzehnGustav]

at the train station.

when did you last clean your keyboard?
(ane everybody lifts the hands off theirs "uuughhhhhh"):har:

[HunterICX]

Last Month

Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki, Kawasaki, Triumph, Ducati, Benelli, KTM or Harley Davidson?

HunterICX

[Sailor Steve]

Kawasaki, but I'll probably end up with a Honda. :sunny:

Two wheels or four?

[HundertzehnGustav]

four. on my F-18C :D

one prop or two? [on what?]

[Herr-Berbunch]

The both have there merits, I can't decide.

Wine or beer? (except you, Steve, and you, Soops (anyone seen recently?))

Edit: ahh, beaten to it but strangely still almost appropriate!

[HunterICX]

Beer, preferably German or Belgian brands

Meat or Fish?

HunterICX

[HundertzehnGustav]

meat. in limited quantities

slow bubble-less or fast-bubble torpedo?

[Feuer Frei!]

Slow-

Worst beer ever tasted?

[Herr-Berbunch]

I've tasted lots, it would have to be SPAR's very own value lager, last drunk it around 2003.

Do you prefer it too hot or too cold?

[STEED]

Too Cold.


A meteor is about to wipe out all life on earth so do you have sex or get drunk?

[Gerald]

Sex

How often do you get a sexual intercourse?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Too often with the wife, not enough with the girlfriend. Okay, I joke!

Tea or coffee?

[Sailor Steve]

Tea, but that's just me.

Is it really just me?

[Gerald]

No

How strong will the coffee be?

[AVGWarhawk]

No

How strong will the coffee be?

Strong enough to put hair on your chest.

What country will the beans come from?

[Gerald]

Strong enough to put hair on your chest.

What country will the beans come from? HaHa :up:

Does not matter as long as they go to eat.

What place in Europe would you go to?

[The Enigma]

Rome I think.

In Europe the large power companies are investigating the possibility
to remote control your energy consumption at home.
Think of 'smart' devices like a fridge could then be controlled by them.

Would you approve this?

[VirtualVikingX]

Sure! I love automation, gadgets and new technology!

But why would a company want to control my fridge?

[AVGWarhawk]

It is all part of the master plan.

Just what is the master plan anyway?

[Madox58]

Depends on what whacko group you listen to.

Does gravity really exist, or does Earth just suck?

[Takeda Shingen]

Does gravity really exist, or does Earth just suck?

Enough people tell me about how much Earth sucks to make me conclude that there is an abundence of gravity in this world.

How are you?

[Red October1984]

Eh. I could be a lot better actually...

What is your favorite cartoon?

[u crank]

< Isn't it obvious.

Ever been to Canada?

[Red October1984]

Ha! No... :D


And I never did like Futurama...

Can you guess what my favorite TV show is?

[u crank]

I'll take a guess. Hillbilly Handfishin'. :O:

What is 2+2 in zero gravity?

[Jimbuna]

Nothing.

Why does the present always turn into the past?

[Red October1984]

I'll take a guess. Hillbilly Handfishin'. :O:

Wrong. It's Saturday Night Live. :O:

Okay...back on topic...


Because as time moves forward, present becomes outdated. Which turns it into the past.

Where do these questions come from? :06:

[soopaman2]

Why does corned beef and cabbage destroy toilets?

My wife is a skinny short lady, and she destroyed the bathroom like a 300 pound bean eating, beer drinking fat man would.

It wafted down the stairs...

DOWN THE STAIRS.

Mind you this is a lady... Ladylike and gentle in every way except when she eats cabbage!

I gotta drop a deuce, but the bathroom is still poisonous after 20 minutes with an open window.

I got a spackle bucket in the garage, wouldn't be the first time...



Just letting you know, women aint all flowers and sunshine. Sometimes they are methane and rotten eggs.:D

[Sailor Steve]

They come from the ether, the source of all things questionable.

Why does Soopaman feel compelled to post a long and lame joke that has nothing whatever to do with the thread topic?

[Stealhead]

Because his team lost the Superbowl and he feels special and perhaps he did not realize the lameness of his joke nor its level of WTMI.

I get two questions since the last poster did not ask one and Steve was merely trying to get the train back on the tracks like a good carman.



1) Why do people not follow instructions?

2)What is a derailment?

[Sailor Steve]

1) Because they think they're so special they don't have to.

2) When a train goes off the tracks.

Why does Stealhead thinks he deserves two questions?

[soopaman2]

Why do I have a bloody nose right now?

Oh trying to have a bit of fun. Not a question, screw me!

Why does soop feel so beaten on by certain posters today?

I get 2 questions too, the other guy did. ;)

[Sailor Steve]

You're supposed to answer the previous question, then ask one. It's obvious from the first post and from every one after. Either play by the rules or play somewhere else.

[soopaman2]

2)What is a derailment?

What I do to threads. :(

Why do pot smokers get locked up longer than drunk drivers?

[kiwi_2005]

Because his team lost the Superbowl and he feels special and perhaps he did not realize the lameness of his joke nor its level of WTMI.

I get two questions since the last poster did not ask one and Steve was merely trying to get the train back on the tracks like a good carman.



1) Why do people not follow instructions?

2)What is a derailment?

1. Fail at reading maps does that to some

2 could mean two things, saying to a person who lost a match: you just got derailed, a losing team/group: - they just got handed to them a derailment card!

[kiwi_2005]

What was the name of the day on August 21 753 BC:D

Finsh the sentence: Behind every great man is a woman.. :hmmm:(hint not a dirty answer)

[Sailor Steve]

1. Fail at reading maps does that to some

2 could mean two things, saying to a person who lost a match: you just got derailed, a losing team/group: - they just got handed to them a derailment card!
Those were already answered in post #309.

[Sailor Steve]

What was the name of the day on August 21 753 BC:D

Finsh the sentence: Behind every great man is a woman.. :hmmm:(hint not a dirty answer)
No, you don't get to ask two questions.

In fact you don't get to ask any questions until you've answered mine.

[Stealhead]

No, you don't get to ask two questions.

In fact you don't get to ask any questions until you've answered mine.


Yes sir right away sir! I do not recall the reason for posting two questions sir!:D

If you are knight seeking Holy Grail and you are at the Bridge of Death what is your favorite color?

[Red October1984]

No, you don't get to ask two questions.

In fact you don't get to ask any questions until you've answered mine.

Well this was another post with no questions. Let's just start a new series of questions...

Who is your favorite comedian?

[Stealhead]

Well this was another post with no questions. Let's just start a new series of questions...

Who is your favorite comedian?


I just did try to do that and you completely missed it apparently.

refer to post #317

[kiwi_2005]

No, you don't get to ask two questions.

In fact you don't get to ask any questions until you've answered mine.

where are they then? All i see is you b*tching in #311 so i waited for the questions but nothing.

Throws Steve a couple of blood pressure pills. Take these Buddie!

[Feuer Frei!]

No, you don't get to ask two questions.

In fact you don't get to ask any questions until you've answered mine.

:haha:

Now now children. :O:

Back on topic...
Who takes Blood Pressure Pills?

[HundertzehnGustav]

Steve.

Who gave the Pills to Steve?

[Red October1984]

I just did try to do that and you completely missed it apparently.

refer to post #317

Well sorry. I don't remember posts on other pages. :timeout:

[Feuer Frei!]

Steve.

Who gave the Pills to Steve?

kiwi_2005.

What Football (round-ball game) team do you follow?

[Herr-Berbunch]

I don't really, but when I'm forced to choose it is Grimsby Town as my local club, and Leeds United as my (was) big club.

What is your favourite sweet?

[Red October1984]

That's impossible to answer....although I LOVE doughnuts....

What is your favorite game to play?

[HundertzehnGustav]

Ugh.
err.
NSFW?
:oops:

How many Laptops or Tablets do you own?

[Sailor Steve]

Yes sir right away sir! I do not recall the reason for posting two questions sir!:D

If you are knight seeking Holy Grail and you are at the Bridge of Death what is your favorite color?
Blue...no, yellow! AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Well this was another post with no questions.
Except for the one right above yours.

where are they then? All i see is you b*tching in #311 so i waited for the questions but nothing.
I guess you missed post #309 then.

Why can't people around here read? (and yes, that was a question)

[Sailor Steve]

Well sorry. I don't remember posts on other pages. :timeout:
It was the post just abover yours!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Because they see a post in GT and think they can apply the 'general' title to anything they post inside it.

You see something you wanted for £97, you borrow £50 from your mum, and £50 from your dad, and you buy it. You then get £3 change, you give both your mum and dad £1 each and you keep £1. You now owe your mum £49, and your dad £49.

49+49=98

Your £1 you pocketed makes £99. Where is the remaining (missing) £1?

[HundertzehnGustav]

(in an attempt to put theis thing back on track...

Ugh.
err.
NSFW?
:oops:

How many Laptops or Tablets do you own?

[Herr-Berbunch]

We already were back on track, and I really wanted someone to answer my question! :hmph:

[AVGWarhawk]

Because they see a post in GT and think they can apply the 'general' title to anything they post inside it.

You see something you wanted for £97, you borrow £50 from your mum, and £50 from your dad, and you buy it. You then get £3 change, you give both your mum and dad £1 each and you keep £1. You now owe your mum £49, and your dad £49.

49+49=98

Your £1 you pocketed makes £99. Where is the remaining (missing) £1?

Does not compute. :hmmm:

Why has this thread turned to math equations?

[Sailor Steve]

Because they can.

Why shouldn't they?


p.s. I know the answer to H-B's question, and I'll tell you if you ask nicely.

[Jimbuna]

Because they don't want to.

Where has the time gone?

[Sailor Steve]

Wasted on the way.

Who said that?

[HundertzehnGustav]

someone i do not know nor care about.

can i kick that annoying bastage?

[Jimbuna]

Please yersel but I doubt you'll find ten men to help in any quick time.

Does one fly like a butterfly or sting like a bee?

[BossMark]

Both

Real Madrid or man utd ?

[The Enigma]

Neither.

Which of the 3 days do you prefer:
Friday, Saturday or Sunday?

[HundertzehnGustav]

Friday. Hard work and big chillout time.

Do you agree that the US of A should be flattened by iranian Bombs?

[The Enigma]

Let me answer with another question:

What good would that bring?

[HundertzehnGustav]

i do not know. i do not even pretend to know, or suggest that it should happen.

i insist: if i proposed to you to make a glass parking lot out ov everything between san francisco and the chesapeake bay... would you agree its a good thing and that it should happen?

[Jimbuna]

Have yersel another drink of the liquid.

Can we get over this?

[eddie]

Ok!

Is it better to forgive or forget?

[Red October1984]

Neither... Keep this in mind when you plot revenge...


Why did anyone post about Iranian bombs?

[Feuer Frei!]

No idea.

What was the minimum turning radius of a Tiger1 Tank?

[fireftr18]

To start trouble. (Real trouble, not the tongue in cheek kind that we ubirats do in the bilge).

Can't we all just get along?

[Red October1984]

Nope. This is subsim where you cannot get along with anybody for any reason.

Have you ever been hunting?

[Stealhead]

In the truest sense of the word no.In the manner that a tiger might hunt down its prey eating that prey or having nothing else to eat.In other words I have never hunted for pure survival few people living in a 1st world country have.


What is the value of human life to you?

[HundertzehnGustav]

forgive, but never forget.
forgive for human reasons,
never forget for intellectual reasons.
forgive trumps.

have you been in jail?

[Feuer Frei!]

In MP, yes.

Have you been to jail?

[BossMark]

Spent 12 hours in police cell (drunken disorderly and breach of the peace)


When a pilot or co-pilot say "V1" what does it mean ?

[The Enigma]

They made a jump in time, back to WWII and they obvious see one of the V1's flying towards England.

How will they go back to the future?

[Jimbuna]

V1 is the first speed you'll reach. If you have a major failure, say an engine, before V1 the TP will be aborted, after V1 you must take off.

What new technology will transform the future?

[The Enigma]

No technology but mankind will do so.

Are you curious about the future?

[Sailor Steve]

Not at all. It will get here when it gets here.

Why does Jim not read the post above his?

[Jimbuna]

Didn't notice it and must have been posted whilst I was researching 'V1'

Will the final countdown ever be realised?

[Sailor Steve]

Yes. I went back into the past and killed my own grandfa...




















Will I ever get out of this time loop?

[Madox58]

See post
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2021164&postcount=359


How long can the BS go on?

[fireftr18]

They made a jump in time, back to WWII and they obvious see one of the V1's flying towards England.

How will they go back to the future?

With their DeLorian time machine (duh) :haha:

And the BS will go on until it's finished

How was the question I quoted and answered missed?

[The Enigma]

I don't know.

Did I miss something?

[AVGWarhawk]

So sir.

What was the question anyway?

[Jimbuna]

To be or not to be...

That is the question?

[HundertzehnGustav]

ugh, no, that is not the question.

when will i wake up is the question.

[Feuer Frei!]

Sometime.

How long should you let food digest before going for a swim?

[HundertzehnGustav]

either not at all, and take a short swim (15 mins)
or two hours (+ dump) and then swim.

why do you ask?

[Red October1984]

Because we want results. We want answers now!


Have you ever read any Shakespeare?

[HundertzehnGustav]

that is like asking me if i were bonkers.
(take that as an answer)

why, should i?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Because it seems like everybody in the world reads the damn author. Aside from you and I.

Did anyone note when this thread was first thrown?

[HundertzehnGustav]

nah, i do not care enough.
I like the principle, this domino thing... how it is quite unpredictable...

what is your specific reason for participating?

[Sailor Steve]

Because the thread is stupid, and so am I.

Is there a better reason?

[HundertzehnGustav]

maybe because i like hit and run posting?

but is that really a *better* reason to participate?

[AVGWarhawk]

No, sometimes one does not need a reason to participate.

Just how deep is the ocean?

[Pisces]

It would crush your mind if you knew it.

How long can you keep your breath?

[Jimbuna]

All of my living existence.

Are you up for it?

[AVGWarhawk]

Not on the first date.

Are zebras white with black stripes are black with white stripes?

[jtpjr]

White with black stripes

Whats your favorite submarine?

[Sailor Steve]

Blimpie Best!

Where have all the flowers gone?

[Jimbuna]

In the bin.

Bet you haven't made an allowance for what is coming next.

[Pisces]

That's not a question, that's a statement! Actually, it's a directive.

What is your allowance?

[Jimbuna]

About 4k (UK Pasos) a month but the missus takes her dues.

Why can't our partners show a more considerate level of understanding?

[Stealhead]

Because they are SWMBO.



Who sets what your allowance is?

[Jimbuna]

SWMBO

I doubt you know what is going to happen next...or do you?

[Wolferz]

Not a clue.
Who'll stop the rain?

[soopaman2]

George Harrison did with the song "Here Comes the Sun"

How come no one really gives Peter Best his fair due as the real Beatle drummer?

[HundertzehnGustav]

because nobody cares any more these days... the beatles is a thing of the past.

Pasta or rice?

[Feuer Frei!]

Both.

Name 1 installed Program on your computer you cannot do without?

[HundertzehnGustav]

malwarebytes
:D


do you use teamViewer occasionally?

[HunterICX]

Nope, never did.

Does it Rain or is the sun shining?

HunterICX

[HundertzehnGustav]

Sooon is Shaiining... Weather is sweeeeet, yea....
(bob marley)

a tad fresh, but all right for march.

do you have your own coffee mug at work?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Damnit, sniped. Yes I have three coffee mugs at work.

(Slight rain at the moment.)

What would you have for your last meal?

[HundertzehnGustav]

Cat. Errr.... :oops::D

you see what i did right there?

[HunterICX]

Yes you naughty boy go sit in the corner!

Any plans for the weekend?

HunterICX

[HundertzehnGustav]

of course!
Doing the stuka thing with the guys of http://www.stg2immelmann.de/ :D

woddabaoutyou?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Sat - girl to ballet, then shopping, then argue with family.
Sun - hopefully out on the bike if the weather is nice, need to get up to 50+ miles.

What size hard drive do you have?

[TarJak]

That depends on which one you mean. 2TB as main HDD with 1TB in attached HDD storage and a 4TB NAS.

What did you expect?

[Jimbuna]

The unexpected.

What is the most delightful word you can think of?

[AVGWarhawk]

Spring!

What is the most horrible word you can think of?

[Jimbuna]

Death

What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

[HundertzehnGustav]

If she dances like a woman, or if she stomps around like an elephant.
that i notice even before i see anything.

would you jump out of a plane?

[AVGWarhawk]

Not if it is a perfectly good plane.

Is there two ways to skin a cat?

[Herr-Berbunch]

No there are many more, but only two are the preferrable and easy options.

What colour hair do you have, if any?

[HunterICX]

Maroon

What do you do for a living?

HunterICX

[Herr-Berbunch]

'IT', or checking out Subsim. :sunny:


Where did you last go on holiday?

[Red October1984]

St. Louis if you count a short weekend as a holiday.

What is your favorite store to go to?

[Wolferz]

Timbuktu

If a half pint will make her half tight, will a whole pint make her whole tight?

[Jimbuna]

Depends on whether the fluid is alcoholic or not.

Ever wonder why the Earth isn't square?

[Red October1984]

Because squares are stupid.

Who discovered that eggs could be eaten?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Someone who saw an animal eat one.

Who first got the idea of milking a cow?

[AVGWarhawk]

The calf.

Why is farmer John called Farmer John and not just John?

[Jimbuna]

Well it would be silly to call him Jane.

What city in America should not be included on a map, why?

[Wolferz]

Los Angeles, because they don't need anymore people finding it.

What's it all about, Alfie?

[Red October1984]

The Hokey Pokey

Which American State is your least favorite and why?

[Stealhead]

None. I do not choose to generalize people because they come from one place or another every state has its fair share of good and people and lousy people.

What percentage of the GDP of the USSR was spent on defense?

[The Enigma]

I don't know that but I'm pretty sure it is to much.

What is your fav. music?

[Feuer Frei!]

I have many. No one genre stands out.

If you could play an instrument and perform professionally, what would it be?

[HunterICX]

Piano

What's your favorite movie of all time?

HunterICX

[Mork_417]

"The Outlaw Josey Wales"


How long does it take to solve the rubic cube?

[Jimbuna]

In my case it would be forever.

If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?

[HundertzehnGustav]

my worst enemy

good one, eh?

[The Enigma]

That's a matter of perspective.
Your worst enemy would not agree.


Do you like traveling by plane?

[Red October1984]

I LOVE FLYING!!!!! :D

Do you read a lot?

[Raptor1]

Very much so.

What is the purpose of the goggles?

[HundertzehnGustav]

to protect your eyes from something specific... flies, splatter, wind....

have you ever landed on an aircraft carrier in any way?

[Jimbuna]

To protect your eyes from harm.

What is your favorite Halloween costume?

[The Enigma]

have you ever landed on an aircraft carrier in any way?
Nope never done that.

What is your favorite Halloween costume?
I can't say we don't celebrate Halloween in my country.

Will the crisis end soon you think?

[Feuer Frei!]

Yes it will end very very soon and then Order will rule chaos :)

What would you spend your last $5 on? And why?

[BossMark]

Beer and why because I like it.


What is the meaning of life ?

[HundertzehnGustav]

to end.

ever drunken chilli-orange-canelle tea?

[Jimbuna]

Can't say I have.

If you where a wicked tyrant what country would you rule?

[Sailor Steve]

Country? What's the point of being a wicked tyrant if you can't rule the whole world?

What is he point of being a wicked tyrant anyway?

[The Enigma]

I was wondering that too.

If you could change something in our world to make it a better place, what would that be?

[antikristuseke]

Remove hangovers.

Did you have a good weekend?

[Red October1984]

It was okay I guess. Not great...but not bad.

What is your favorite thing to do in your free time?

[Jimbuna]

Drink and be merry.

If you could choose your nickname what would it be?

[HundertzehnGustav]

Lion...

Got milk?

[Red October1984]

Got tons of the stuff...at the store....

Who is your role model?

[Sailor Steve]

Jack Casady.

What was I thinking?

[TarJak]

Jack Cassidy.

When can I get out of here?

[STEED]

Right now, just slip £1 million pounds.

Are you a hip cool person?

[antikristuseke]

No, I am more of a relic in the body of a young man.

Where am I?

[u crank]

East of here.

What year is it where you live?

[Cybermat47]

2558

Why am I still here?

[Takeda Shingen]

Because we haven't banned you yet.

What is hip?

[Sailor Steve]

It's the thing that you'll eventually have to have replaced.

Would you rather rock or roll?

[antikristuseke]

I wanna rock?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Red October1984]

Depends if it is African or European. (That question has already been asked. :D )

When will the Monty Python jokes stop?

[Feuer Frei!]

Hopefully soon.

Javier Bardem is a great Actor.

Agree or disagree?

[HunterICX]

Agree, saw him in No Country for Old Men last Saturday.

What is your least favorite actor?

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

The wife.

What have you done that you are most proud of?

[HundertzehnGustav]

Depp. Jonny Depp.

Do you regularly backup your Files?

[TarJak]

Every day.

Is there anybody out there?

[HunterICX]

Yes...some tourists.

Are we alone in the universe?

HunterICX

[Red October1984]

Nah....we've got Dowly.

How much did you sleep last night?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Roughly from midnight - 7am. Broken for a trip to the loo at about 5.30.

What is your favourite thread on Subsim?

[BossMark]

General topics and SH3 mods

Who was the first member of SubSim ?

[Jimbuna]

Neal

Where has the time flown to?

[Armistead]

Not sure where time flew, but it landed in my belly.

What member has the highest IQ?

[Sailor Steve]

Marilyn vos Savant. You didn't say member of what. :O:

Why didn't they ask Evans?

[Jimbuna]

They were on vacation

What is your favorite song?

[The Enigma]

There are many songs, It all depends on what mood I'm in.

Let's say for this moment:
Pink Floyd: Wish you were here.


It's snowing again. How's the weather at your place?

[AVGWarhawk]

Starting to feel like spring!

How long is your winter season?

[Jimbuna]

It feels like almost all year round.

Why not be daring for a change?

[Herr-Berbunch]

No reason at all, live a little.

Are you a glass half full, or a glass half empty type of person?

[Cybermat47]

Glass half both.

Why does everyone :subsim:?

[Red October1984]

Cause Subsim is awesome! I'd much rather spend my time on this site than Facebook or Twitter.


Can anybody tell me what the hell that thing is in Cybermat's Sig?

[U570]

He found it somewhere in the wild internet.

Why doesn't NASA send a man back to the moon? Reasons apart from U.S Debt

[Raptor1]

Because there is nothing to be found on the Moon.

Why doesn't NASA send a man to Titan?

[CaptainMattJ.]

good luck surviving the journey

If you had 1 day before you never got to see the internet again, what would you do?

[Off the Rails]

Download a cartload of porn.

What's the second-best game you ever played?

[Feuer Frei!]

Second-best game I've played would be Panzer General Forever.

What's the worst game you've played?

[TarJak]

Spin the bottle.

Where in the world is Carmen Miranda?

[Jimbuna]

Miranda is buried in the Cemitério São João Batista in Rio de Janeiro.

How old where you when you had the worst hair cut ever what style was it?

[BossMark]

14 and I had the skinhead

South Park or The Simpsons ?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Don't make me choose. I don't usually watch them nowadays but if I catch a bit of one I'm hooked, again.

Travis sang 'why does it always rain on me?', why did it, and moreover, why did he not get an electric shock holding the mic? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Pretty obvious...he hadn't paid the leccy bill and had been cut off.

What advice did you get that was the most rewarding?

[Feuer Frei!]

Be good to your Mother.

What advice do you have for people who are less fortunate than yourself?

[Red October1984]

Keep on trying....eventually it'll be okay.

What is the biggest disappointment that has ever happened to you?

[Cybermat47]

When I asked a girl out (twice) and she turned me down (twice).

What is your favourite type of plane?

[HunterICX]

Military (bomber or ground attack aircraft)

What's the most embarrassing thing you ever done?

HunterICX

[BossMark]

Breaking wind in church while at my mates wedding


Where are you going on holiday this year ?

[antikristuseke]

Was going to go to Wacken open air in germany, but that is no longer in the cards so I will probably go be drunk somewhere.

Do you like your job?

[TarJak]

No that's why I'm trying to find another one.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[Red October1984]

Yeah! It's at the corner of get a map and..... :D

What's your opinion on Daylight Savings Time?

[Herr-Berbunch]

I think the quote in the funny pic thread sums it up.

Where is the best place in the world, that you have visited?

[BossMark]

Rhodes and Rome

Whats yours ?

[Jimbuna]

Either Hong Kong or Taiwan.

Any news on the horizon?

[Herr-Berbunch]

Depends where you are standing.

If the saying 'what goes up, must come down' is true - when will Voyager 1 return?

[Raptor1]

Unless it takes a bunch of slingshots around neutron stars and black holes or gets caught in another gravity well, in about 240 million years when it completes its orbit around the center of the galaxy; they never did say the ground has to be there when it comes back, right?

Why must everything that goes up come down, anyway?

[Herr-Berbunch]

It's just a stupid saying. I say stupid things, I recognise them.

How much, in US$, is too much?

[antikristuseke]

For you 0.1$ is too much.

Why murphy?

[The Enigma]

Because of Murphy's law.


Is Murphy the same person as Bernard?

[Red October1984]

Seems to be....they both screw things up.


Who first gave our unlucky U-Bootsman the name of Bernard?

[Raptor1]

It was his parents. Alternatively, it might have been Dowly.

When and why did curiosity kill the cat?

[Jimbuna]

A week ago, for pinching the fish pie.

Why should anybody care?

[Red October1984]

That's a really good question.... :hmmm:


Was that the answer you were looking for?

[Feuer Frei!]

Only Jim will know that.

How long does it take to pour a Guinness from a tap?

[Cybermat47]

Depends on how many fish you want to be walking down the street.

Why is the sun so cold?

[HundertzehnGustav]

with a set of wings, a prop, a ot of cylinders and a 20mikemike or three.:D