The Bilge

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

The stuff can turn yer toga brown!

Don't worry, you can remove the stains with further applications of bilge brew. It's amazing what that stuff can shift. I'm currently in the galley fermenting Bilge Brew Xtra, an even heartier concoction with the inclusion of Swarfega, paint stripper and Agent Orange. As far as stain removal goes, it is rather on the ethnic end of the cleansing spectrum, but it tastes great in a highball glass with ice, lemon and a cherry on top. WARNING: Don't try getting all fancy and put a sparkler in it, it is highly flammable and Donna had all her clothes burnt off in the back-blast! Unfortunately, I was temporarily blinded in the explosion, so didn't get to see anything good.