The Bilge

Armistead · 07-18-14, 06:43 PM

Yes Sar!

Crew has been transported to new ship Sir..
Gear and crew secured.
Torpedoes being loaded Sir
Repairs complete Sir.

Sir, we're bringing Donna, we've cut her hair and with her hairy legs and chest, I think she'll pass as a mess boy Sir...

Bringing Wern's remains for burial at sea...Sir.

I suggest we test the guns, Sir?

We're scheduled for our shakedown cruise tomorrow Sir.

and

Wolferz · 07-18-14, 07:02 PM

Socko will have his eye on you.

Armistead · 07-19-14, 07:00 AM

haha....forgot all about Socko..

Wolferz · 07-19-14, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

haha....forgot all about Socko..

He hides in your sock drawer... Sockoflage.

Keep a close eye on the tools. We don't need any sockotage.

Wolferz · 07-19-14, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Yes Sar!

Crew has been transported to new ship Sir..
Gear and crew secured.
Torpedoes being loaded Sir
Repairs complete Sir.

Sir, we're bringing Donna, we've cut her hair and with her hairy legs and chest, I think she'll pass as a mess boy Sir...

Bringing Wern's remains for burial at sea...Sir.

I suggest we test the guns, Sir?

We're scheduled for our shakedown cruise tomorrow Sir.

and

Really?

Doesn't look it. Oh wait, Donna got a whiff of your fog horn vapors.

Take us down and wash that puke off the decks.

07-18-14, 06:43 PM	#1
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Yes Sar! Crew has been transported to new ship Sir.. Gear and crew secured. Torpedoes being loaded Sir Repairs complete Sir. Sir, we're bringing Donna, we've cut her hair and with her hairy legs and chest, I think she'll pass as a mess boy Sir... Bringing Wern's remains for burial at sea...Sir. I suggest we test the guns, Sir? We're scheduled for our shakedown cruise tomorrow Sir. and __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-18-14, 07:02 PM	#2
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Socko will have his eye on you. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-19-14, 07:00 AM	#3
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	haha....forgot all about Socko.. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.