The Bilge - Page 9

Aktungbby · 07-16-14, 01:36 PM

Might I suggest a triumvirate ala Caesar

Pompey

and Crassus

( fell on his sword) or slightly later: Octavian, Lepidus,(retired as Pontifax Maximus) and Mark Antony

(Fell on his sword) ...

Rats learn from the masters

(At least they all got on the coin of the realm!)

Quote:

Armistead: Best I could do with the funds available. Someone stole money and I think we need to have a hearing soon. Remember how I caught the guy that stole the strawberries....no one gets one on me.

ARMIBBY get out your famous metal detector and find some of the above loot just to cover the cheese whiz and nibbles around here.

Armistead · 07-16-14, 02:52 PM

Aktung...you think he'll kill himself or are you saying....er....a hit, take out the leader, a member of the family?

Normally I would say no. We had rules that we would never attack or kill one another, less we fall into civil war. But I see Wolferz has thrown down the wrench and drawn a line in the muck. He seems to enforce his position by power and threats. Maybe the men are positioning themselves behind him instead of you. Maybe it's time to bare yourself to the men and stand up, so they will ....follow you.

Take charge Aktung, if this doesn't work out, it could be war down here with no chance of escape, taking the bilge to even lower levels.

I'll start a smear campaign against Wolferz.

Armistead · 07-16-14, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

My doctor gave me something like that last fall. When I finally knew what was going on, I felt slimy and sore in places I aught not be.

I did wake to a smoking hot babe taking care of me,

and laughing at me.

It's time to declare...Make your choice! I deplore you to stand with me against the tyrant Wolferz...

Will you cast a vote of impeachment against him...?

Wolferz · 07-16-14, 06:03 PM

Don't make me send my minion...

Socko is not someone to be trifled with. His BO could drop you in your tracks.

Sailor Steve · 07-16-14, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Crassus

( fell on his sword)

No he didn't. Crassus's son Publius committed suicide, but Crassus was killed in a skirmish while trying to negotiate a truce with the Parthians. One legend has it that the Parthians captured him and poured molten gold down his throat. Stories vary as to whether this was done after his death or as the cause of his death.

Armistead · 07-16-14, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Don't make me send my minion...

Socko is not someone to be trifled with. His BO could drop you in your tracks.

once I get the rats sobered up, you'll see an uprising. and there's always plan B if Aktung fails...

Also, Aktung has a new safety film for us...no more of Wolferz's Bugs Bunny repeats

Aktungbby · 07-16-14, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

No he didn't. Crassus's son Publius committed suicide, but Crassus was killed in a skirmish while trying to negotiate a truce with the Parthians. One legend has it that the Parthians captured him and poured molten gold down his throat. Stories vary as to whether this was done after his death or as the cause of his death.

JEEZ! I KNEW that!

My Amyloid plaque is Romen' around!

Must have been thinking of the next disaster,#3 IMHO (after Cannae and Carrhae-25% escaped of 7 legions) : 9AD Teutoberger Wald; poor Varus did fall on his sword. RATS! Octavian, by now Augustus, was really pissed off about the three legions-totally wiped out...Rome never had a good German Policy after that!

Wolferz · 07-17-14, 05:35 AM

Hmm

Armistead has taken to corrupting the men with boob/cheese pornographics and Aktungbby is giving Roman history lectures, with Augustus ..... guest lecturers no less.

The rats are turning into Turkeys.

I'll tell you what boys,
If you want a change for the werst by putting a weiner schnitzel in charge, have at it.
I'll resign if "All" of you can perform the following actions after downing a gallon of Bilge Brew...

Stand on one leg and mule kick for five minutes, while...
Whistling Dixie, while...
Juggling three balloons filled with helium, while...
Chin passing an apple with the St. Paulie girl.
{see photo in post #97}...
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...=214375&page=7

And Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants.

Sorry. Just testing the beat box music I'll play while y'all try to meet those requirements.

A pharmacist mate will be standing by and I'll clear the path to the head, after I fill it with last nights dinner and conveniently forget to flush. There will be some smearing around the rim.

CRASH DIVE!!!

Jimbuna · 07-17-14, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Hmm

Armistead has taken to corrupting the men with boob/cheese pornographics and Aktungbby is giving Roman history lectures, with Augustus ..... guest lecturers no less.

The rats are turning into Turkeys.

Armistead · 07-17-14, 08:10 AM

Aktung,

Please, Wolferz is out politik'n you? As your advisor, most the rats are American. You have to speak American, not English!

I felt the tide turning against Wolferz and wanted to act when the poker was hot....but if you keep talking about Crassus and Publius, no one will understand except Steve and he ain't a rat. We need 3 more votes for impeach'n and so far we just have one..... I have approached several with no real response. One beloved rat friend even told me he was OK with Wolferz and wouldn't vote.

Keep in mind, you're stuck down here now, if you fail, I doubt your outside connections will help you. No tell'n what Wolferz will do to you.

Sailor Steve · 07-17-14, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Octavian, by now Augustus, was really pissed off about the three legions-totally wiped out...

I will never forget Brian Blessed screaming "Quintillius Varus, WHERE ARE MY EAGLES?"

Armistead · 07-17-14, 09:07 AM

Geesh....Aktung would rather be a poor historian than a current leader...

nikimcbee · 07-17-14, 09:41 AM

Don't blame me, I voted Steed.

Armistead · 07-17-14, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Don't blame me, I voted Steed.

He wasn't even nominated.....

Wolferz · 07-17-14, 11:20 AM

So who's up next?

Pubicus Harris?

Watching you guys attempting to meet all the requirements for my voluntary resignation was most entertaining.
Especially when Armistead missed that puddle of shaft bearing lube I put on the floor and he involuntarily dove into the head. Got yourself a face full of my smear campaign, eh?

And Aktungbby screaming "Et tu Brute!" when the Bilge brew refused to stay in his alimentary system.
ROTDLMFAO....
.

Anybody else want to challenge? I still have that other Roman invention waiting in the wings...

Concrete booties.

07-16-14, 02:52 PM	#122
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Aktung...you think he'll kill himself or are you saying....er....a hit, take out the leader, a member of the family? Normally I would say no. We had rules that we would never attack or kill one another, less we fall into civil war. But I see Wolferz has thrown down the wrench and drawn a line in the muck. He seems to enforce his position by power and threats. Maybe the men are positioning themselves behind him instead of you. Maybe it's time to bare yourself to the men and stand up, so they will ....follow you. Take charge Aktung, if this doesn't work out, it could be war down here with no chance of escape, taking the bilge to even lower levels. I'll start a smear campaign against Wolferz. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-16-14, 06:03 PM	#124
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Don't make me send my minion... Socko is not someone to be trifled with. His BO could drop you in your tracks. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-17-14, 05:35 AM	#128
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Fowl weather? Hmm Armistead has taken to corrupting the men with boob/cheese pornographics and Aktungbby is giving Roman history lectures, with Augustus ..... guest lecturers no less. The rats are turning into Turkeys. I'll tell you what boys, If you want a change for the werst by putting a weiner schnitzel in charge, have at it. I'll resign if "All" of you can perform the following actions after downing a gallon of Bilge Brew... Stand on one leg and mule kick for five minutes, while... Whistling Dixie, while... Juggling three balloons filled with helium, while... Chin passing an apple with the St. Paulie girl. {see photo in post #97}... http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...=214375&page=7 And Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants. Sorry. Just testing the beat box music I'll play while y'all try to meet those requirements. A pharmacist mate will be standing by and I'll clear the path to the head, after I fill it with last nights dinner and conveniently forget to flush. There will be some smearing around the rim. CRASH DIVE!!! __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 07-17-14 at 06:37 AM.

07-17-14, 08:10 AM	#130
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Aktung, Please, Wolferz is out politik'n you? As your advisor, most the rats are American. You have to speak American, not English! I felt the tide turning against Wolferz and wanted to act when the poker was hot....but if you keep talking about Crassus and Publius, no one will understand except Steve and he ain't a rat. We need 3 more votes for impeach'n and so far we just have one..... I have approached several with no real response. One beloved rat friend even told me he was OK with Wolferz and wouldn't vote. Keep in mind, you're stuck down here now, if you fail, I doubt your outside connections will help you. No tell'n what Wolferz will do to you. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-17-14, 09:07 AM	#132
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Geesh....Aktung would rather be a poor historian than a current leader... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-17-14, 09:41 AM	#133
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Don't blame me, I voted Steed. __________________

07-17-14, 11:20 AM	#135
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	The short and curly of it all... So who's up next? Pubicus Harris? Watching you guys attempting to meet all the requirements for my voluntary resignation was most entertaining. Especially when Armistead missed that puddle of shaft bearing lube I put on the floor and he involuntarily dove into the head. Got yourself a face full of my smear campaign, eh? And Aktungbby screaming "Et tu Brute!" when the Bilge brew refused to stay in his alimentary system. ROTDLMFAO.... . Anybody else want to challenge? I still have that other Roman invention waiting in the wings... Concrete booties. __________________ Tomorrow never comes