The Bilge

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Great, it's been a long time....Am I the Captain, Exec....I'll be sure to do a complete report..

No such thing as a new Narwhal in 44....{BTW, can you make it a S class, don't have many Narwhal SS}

It's a Narwhal. A well used Narwhal.

You want an S boat because you have loads of pictures?

Shaazzaam! Lousy pig boat!

You get second chair this trip and I'll call you number two and you can tell me; "number one, take a number two."

It beats being a red shirt so don't complain.

Originally Posted by Tango589

Ooh, ooh, ooh, can I blow the ships whistle when we leave?

What whistle? Wee doan NEED no Steenking wheestle!
We usually let Armistead fart us out of port.
Do you really want to put on the big sailor pants and pull THAT finger?


Lady and gentlemen. Please observe that the captain has turned on the NO SMOKING, NO OPEN LIGHTS, NO BREATHING signs.


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