The Bilge

[Armistead]

Hope everyone in the ole Bilge is well!

[Eichhörnchen]

Don't hear from Tango much now

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/P4z6rqF.jpg

The roaches in the galley are starving and getting thin

[Armistead]

ROLL CALL!

ATTENTION

Suck that belly in
Shoulders back
Shave that beard
Drop that bottle
Find your other shoe


Where the RATS at these days...

[Aktungbby]

ATTN First officer ArmiBBY: Chief of the boat; still standing by. Buddhaid, Eichhornchen,and Firefighter: stalwarts all can't be far away...and 'fearless leader' Wolfetz checked on his birthday; even Tango checked in recently!?...I declare a quorum present !:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up::Kaleun_Salute:

[fireftr18]

You can always find me in my corner with my bourbon.
:Kaleun_Cheers:
Unless I'm somewhere else.
:Kaleun_Wink:

[Aktungbby]

You can always find me in my corner with my bourbon.
:Kaleun_Cheers:
Unless I'm somewhere else.
:Kaleun_Wink:NOW YER TALKIN' AS PER MY SIG!https://www.abc.virginia.gov/library/product-images/whiskey/bourbon/jim-beam-devils-cut-bourbon.jpg?h=400&w=400&la=en&hash=CC43AF1FD4B997011D5FDA7BB744CE58B8830D63:Kale un_Cheers:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/HAvY71V.jpg Who is it making all the racket? Did that volcano explode?

[Reece]

No that was just Aktungbby's b... :oops:

[Aktungbby]

https://i.imgur.com/HAvY71V.jpg Who is it making all the racket? Did that volcano explode?

No that was just Aktungbby's b... :oops:WELL...A 'PLINIAN EVENT' ANYWAY JUDGIN' BY THE BEER CHASER! https://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/image/upload/w_152,h_309,c_pad,d_beer_img_default.png,f_auto/beer_8936:Kaleun_Cheers::O: Pliny the Elder was a Roman naturalist, scholar, historian, traveler, officer, and writer. Although not considered his most important work, Pliny and his contemporaries created the botanical name for hops, "lupus Salictarius", meaning wolf among scrubs." Hops at that time grew wild among willows, much like a wolf in the forest. Later the current botanical name, humulus Lupulus, was adopted. Pliny died in 79 AD while observing the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. He was immortalized by his nephew, Pliny the Younger, who continued his uncle’s legacy by documenting much of what he observed during the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. Pliny the Elder, the beer, is brewed with 40% more malt and over twice the amount of hops as compared to our already hoppy IPA MY PROSPECTIVE SON-IN-LAW IS THE BREW MASTER OF THIS CULT BEER

[Eichhörnchen]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2514986&postcount=1732

He's buggered off again, hasn't he... has anyone checked the petty cash tin? Where can we get a reliable cook?

[fireftr18]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2514986&postcount=1732

He's buggered off again, hasn't he... has anyone checked the petty cash tin? Where can we get a reliable cook?

Is that the tin I've been using for my drinks?
Reliable cook? Maybe I can con, I mean encourage the next newby to be Bilge cook. A little Bilge Brew might help.

[Armistead]

I sure do miss Donna's cooking, her socks in the bilge stew made it edible. I'm sure an improvement of meals could boost crew morale and maybe get us back on patrol, Hopefully someone has some good recipes and will step up.

[Eichhörnchen]

We should eat more nuts

https://www.soupchick.com/2012/04/seven-soups-every-saturday-nut-soup-recipes.html

[fireftr18]

We should eat more nuts

https://www.soupchick.com/2012/04/seven-soups-every-saturday-nut-soup-recipes.html

Please shell them first.

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/0ZZM5bp.jpg

Tango was also supposed to minister to our pastoral needs... it's very difficult for me to be good sometimes and I miss his steady and sober hand on the tiller

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/Wofuj9L.jpg

Happy New Year from The Bilge... just cling on for as long as you can

[Aktungbby]

SOME OF US CELEBRATED A LITTLE TOO MUCH...:Kaleun_Party:...:oops:...:Kaleun_Sick:http s://www.warhistoryonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/DSC_0058.jpg

[Armistead]

I ordered some wire brushes and red primer 3 years ago, but Wolferz never signed off, so we used the funds for toilet paper and booze...

[Eichhörnchen]

^ Then it's probably just as well that "This image currently unavailable"

[Aktungbby]

what an 'unbearble' comment to post:D

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/FNc3Pxr.jpg

One of Tango's skillets I brought home from the last trip as a memento. This one still looks pretty clean by his standards

[Eichhörnchen]

^
https://i.imgur.com/r912FqJ.jpg

After years of potty training in here, I reckon we're in good shape to face the virus

[Aktungbby]

'till we come a'crupper in our rusty scupper from our missin' scurvy cook's miserable supper! :Kaleun_Sick:That said, if this tub still dives, we might even manage a 'covid' operation or two!:shucks::arrgh!:

[Catfish]

^ this rust will scare away anything, including viruses :D

[Eichhörnchen]

Sometimes it gets on the toilet paper though... that's not very nice

[Aktungbby]

Sometimes it gets on the toilet paper though... that's not very nice AHEM! WE DON'T USE TOILET PAPER IN THE BILGE:O: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg/170px-JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg) https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10885 WE SAVE THE WEAPON-GRADE TP FOR THE COMMANDO RAIDS:arrgh!: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=815&pictureid=10818

[Eichhörnchen]

:haha:

[Catfish]

:rotfl2:

[Wolferz]

Time to unflush the Bilge!

That's right! I ain't dead yet.

FAAAaaaaart!


So, I made the move out of banian territory annd back to the bluegrass.

And now I'm hiding out to avoid catching the creeping crud that's devestating the planet. Though I think I had it a few years back. Caught something right before Christmas of 17 and didn't shake it until March of 18.

Anyhoo, what doesn't kill us only makes us stronger. Right?

Thank you for the birthday greeting, Aktungbby. I fixed the full inbox.:Kaleun_Salute::Kaleun_Salute:

[Catfish]

^ Oh god it stinks :haha:

Good to see you again, and sry i forgot your birthday! After all you are one of the old farts i have known since the bilge began to fill.
A belated Happy Birthday Wolferz, and all the best from the bilge! :sunny::up:

[Onkel Neal]

Hey welcome back. So, what happened to the original Bilge thread?

What is "banian territory", btw?

[Eichhörnchen]

I didn't forget your birthday... I kept a beady eye on the calendar right up until the 5th, when I realised I'd forgotten your birthday. Trust you to come back the first time that happens!

[Jimbuna]

Hey welcome back. So, what happened to the original Bilge thread?



Found it and threads merged.

Good to know you're still alive Wolferz.

[Aktungbby]

Time to unflush the Bilge!
That's right! I ain't dead yet.
FAAAaaaaart!
Right?

Thank you for the birthday greeting, Aktungbby. I fixed the full inbox.:Kaleun_Salute::Kaleun_Salute: THE BILGE LIVES AGAIN! FEARLESS LEADER IS ABOARD! https://media0.giphy.com/media/OItSNE5Nt8Djq/giphy.gif
:Kaleun_Salivating::Kaleun_Sick::Kaleun_Party: YOUR PERSONAL QUARTERS AWAIT YOU SIR-EXACTLY AS YOU LEFT THEMhttps://i.imgur.com/r912FqJ.jpg WE'LL BE A MORE EFFECTIVE UNIT... NOW THAT YOU'VE MASTERED THE 'SILENT RUN'!:Kaleun_Salute:

[Wolferz]

Hey welcome back. So, what happened to the original Bilge thread?

What is "banian territory", btw?

Thank you kindly sir.:Kaleun_Salute:

Banian territory is where the banians live. Some state in the northeast.

Whoever dredged up the original thread, I thank you. My search came up empty when I went looking for it.

Yeah I know. Just had another birthday. Big deal right?
sixty-six times around Sol. Starting to feel it now.

[Wolferz]

^ Oh god it stinks :haha:

Good to see you again, and sry i forgot your birthday! After all you are one of the old farts i have known since the bilge began to fill.
A belated Happy Birthday Wolferz, and all the best from the bilge! :sunny::up:


Impossible!!!
Can't get the best from the bilge. The best has been out of stock since the beginning.

Offer up the worst and we'll be talkin.
I only tolerate birthdays now rather than celebrate.
But thanks all the same

Old Old and moldy in the Bilge BABY!

[Aktungbby]

Whoever dredged up the original thread, I thank you. My search came up empty when I went looking for it.

Yeah I know. Just had another birthday. Big deal right?
sixty-six times around Sol. Starting to feel it now.should BE IN YOURUSER PROFILE UNDER STATISTICS... FIND ALL THREADS STARTED BY WOLFERZ
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[Wolferz]

By golly. There they all are scattered on the floor.

Hey aktung, you dropped something.:haha:

[Texas Red]

I guess it was the glass ceiling shattering because Aktungs wife broke the world record for the fastest mile time ever, 0.9 seconds! :haha:

[Aktungbby]

Akbar Aktung!...and that was my slowest wife at that! But seriously, you eighth-grade varlet, wives, concubines, paramours and enamorata are never mentioned by others in the Bilge; this is a place of sanctuary from nuptual travail...and if you ever expect me to cover for your skinny butt in who/what/where again, do not transgress again or we'll tell your mommy and cast you into the outer darkness! In the Bilge I am Chief of the boat! Obey or walk the plank! You would do well to review the entire thread to learn the rites, rituals, and ceremonial rigamarole of the Bilge. When you have acquired the bare modicum of conocimiento for petitioning the admission board for Bilge membership and submitted your blood type as several off us are elderly and periodically need new body parts;(all below the navel only) and call Jimbuna or whomever we designate an "old fart" on demand, your application will be considered by Fearless Leader Wolferz at his pleasure and convenience. Meantime, tarry in the Bilge at your peril but remain blythe at all times! :Kaleun_Mad::arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Whoever dredged up the original thread, I thank you. My search came up empty when I went looking for it.



Found it and threads merged.

Good to know you're still alive Wolferz.

No problem, happy to be of service :salute:

[Wolferz]

Thanks Jim:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:


Nope, the Covid hasn't zombified me yet although I may be in need of some fresh brain after that bloody banian doctor nearly toasted mine own.
Ah well what's a CVA between friends?
:arrgh!:

Dain Bramage! That's what!

Aktung! Down bouy!

So where is the rest of the crew??

Fall in ya scurvy dogs!

[mapuc]

^
https://i.imgur.com/r912FqJ.jpg

After years of potty training in here, I reckon we're in good shape to face the virus

Doesn't it look shinny.

After you left I was hired to keep this toilet clean and shinny.

I have put a lot of hours into this

(Standing and awaiting a clap on my shoulder and a "you have done a perfect job my son")

Markus

[Aktungbby]

(Standing and awaiting a clap on my shoulder and a "you have done a perfect job my son")
MarkusNow that Vice President Pence has referred to that odious porcinity POTUS in the White House as "our father":Kaleun_Sick:... it is not permissable to imply a father-son relationship in the Bilge...it is simply assumed everyone is an illegitimate bastard!:haha:

[Moonlight]

Thanks Jim:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:


Nope, the Covid hasn't zombified me yet although I may be in need of some fresh brain after that bloody banian doctor nearly toasted mine own.
Ah well what's a CVA between friends?
:arrgh!:

Dain Bramage! That's what!

Aktung! Down bouy!

So where is the rest of the crew??

Fall in ya scurvy dogs!

I was once invited to join the Bilge Rats, sigh, but sadly, after speaking to my doctor about the invite she advised me against it, she said, in her most provocative sexy asian voice that I would never, ever, attain such a high status in life such as these Bilge Rats have. :doh:

But......I could be persuaded to join.......

Well, if you cross my palm with a lot of silver I might even describe in graphic detail my eternal infatuation with the already mentioned doctor.....

And.....

I might even bring her along for a game of "fondle my breasties" that's if you lot are up for an hot asian curry, there's no need to worry about catching this Covid thing either, I've already tasted tested her for it.....:O:

[Wolferz]

I have a moonlit palm to cross with it.:hmmm:


Hey Beast,
You one of them Gen xers or a yer?

[Wolferz]

I have a moonlit palm to cross with it.:hmmm:


Hey Beast,
You one of them Gen x'ers or a y'er?


XXXXX

[Aktungbby]

I might even bring her along for a game of "fondle my breasties" ... Unfortunately the Bilge Chaplain, a position held by Tango when he's not besotted on the sacramental $2 Buck Chuck PinotNoir, has reminded his faithful Bilgerats of the scriptures: "Covid not thy neighbor's breasties nor the beasties of his flock"...moreover such nefarious frolicksome shenanigans would require a coordinating Gröpingführer officer be present, and we have no one at that rank aboard the Bilge. We've had two, but they were transferred to the Eastern front for 'failure to get a grip'while aboard the Bilge-a serious loss of confidence-in-command deficiency. :wah: That we are pervs is due soley to our addictition to performance enhancing Pervitin: https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/qZv3GVqyVGUdBTR4UdnvDA-650-80.jpgand should not be misconstrued as a lack of piety, devotion to duty, and fraternal love of our fellow Bilgemates. :smug::roll::hmph::()1:

[Wolferz]

Good old Pervitin :arrgh!:
Breakfast of chumpions:yeah::O:

[Eichhörnchen]

I have a moonlit palm to cross with it.:hmmm:


Hey Beast,
You one of them Gen xers or a yer?

I can vouch for these two maritime miscreants... provided there's enough room for their nuts

[Moonlight]

^You've changed your tune Mr Squirrel, just last week you said I was a certain male appendage, I didn't know what one of those things was but my doctor put me right about it when I asked her. You'd better watch your nuts if I was you Mr Squirrel or I'll be having some of them. :O:

[Eichhörnchen]

https://i.imgur.com/noz2n1e.jpg

[Wolferz]

You can ask for his surrender...
But, he'll just say "Nuts!":arrgh!:

[Texas Red]

You can ask for his surrender...
But, he'll just say "Nuts!":arrgh!:

:har::haha:

[Armistead]

Well, I got the message that "Our leader was back" and all I can say is BS! I have led this boat successfully for years in Wolferz's absence sort of and if he thinks he's gonna come in here like Miley Cyrus again and take over....he's more than welcome to! It's like a breathe of fresh air in a litter box. i will have to men go topside with some lard soap and freshen up for you. Good to see you ole friend!

Will I be returning to my post as your trusted exec or what?

[Aktungbby]

Well, I got the message that "Our leader was back" and all I can say is BS! I have led this boat successfully for years in Wolferz's absence sort of and if he thinks he's gonna come in here like Miley Cyrus again and take over....he's more than welcome to! It's like a breathe of fresh air in a litter box. i will have to men go topside with some lard soap and freshen up for you. Good to see you ole friend!

Will I be returning to my post as your trusted exec or what? THE BILGE LIVES AGAIN! WOLFERZ CHECKED IN!:arrgh!:...IMPLYING HE'S BACK TO STAY:ping::ping::ping: BACK TO YOUR POST SIR! :Kaleun_Salute:akbby-C.O.B.
All Hands on deck!Our exec has returned to duty! :Kaleun_Salute:

[Wolferz]

Armistead,
'Sup?


All we need now is for Steve to show up with all of his
"Thou shalt not" tom foolery.
:arrgh!::arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

Armistead,
'Sup?


All we need now is for Steve to show up with all of his
"Thou shalt not" tom foolery.
:arrgh!::arrgh!:

Time for everyone to mis-spell something so we can find out how Steve is doing :D
HE's been absent for a fortnight; I'm worried:hmmm: BILGE DECOY 1 ''los'':Kaleun_Los: Warning: don't look if you love Burger King Whoppers or Big Macs!:Kaleun_Salivating:https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5c/e9/4e/5ce94e6aa88b7b8d2ca44a7bc9174bca.jpg < should bring him to the surface pretty damn quick!:O::arrgh!:

[mapuc]

I'm I still required to do the toilet cleaning service, now that the big boss has returned....or shall i see myself as fired/kicked of the boat ?

Markus

[Aktungbby]

NAH Aboard the Bilge you're mobile ballast: just stay in shape for those mad dashes to the bow during crash dives!:haha: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJHOMmc9030 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJHOMmc9030)

[Armistead]

Armistead,
'Sup?


All we need now is for Steve to show up with all of his
"Thou shalt not" tom foolery.
:arrgh!::arrgh!:

Not much, farm life now for me and the ...the...er, boss. Green acres sort of thing..I haven't fired a torpedo in 5 or 6 years now. Bear is getting old and hangs out with a younger gal, a flat hair named Envy. The boss has 5 show poodles now and I didn't see her much, but she's home all the time now due to the many current crisis, plus she can't go to Europe. I also started collecting antique magazines. It appears I'm getting better looking with age too...

[Wolferz]

Good to see you and Bear are still kicking.

Know what them boys on the farm say?
FARM OUT!:arrgh!:

[Wolferz]

ARMISTEAD HAS BEEN HEADING UP THE HERMETIC ORDER OF THE BLUE FLAMERS SOCIETY

makes me glad it's hermetic.

[Aktungbby]

with my hemorrhoids, blue flaming is decidedly harmetic!

[Wolferz]

The supply corpsman has ordered a few dozen cases of Prep H
We'll have you playing your fluglehorn in no time, Aktung

Maybe Armistead wil regale us with another history lesson on how church seats came tbo be known as "Pews"

[Aktungbby]

A little Prep H for Armistead's nanny goat will cut down bleating in the stern...when he's allegedly milking the poor critter for his A.M. Capt'n Crunch bowl :o. Other than throwing live lobsters in boiling brine, animal cruelty is prohibited in the Bilge...and the man has access
to five poodles?. So much for 'three-dog-nights'..with "the Boss"??!!:k_confused::Kaleun_Cheers:

[mapuc]

Asked if there was any chances for advancing in my job as toilet cleaner ?

Yes of course you can. From now on you don't have to use your own toothbrush when cleaning the inside of the toilet anymore, the big boss said and then he gave me a squelches

Markus

[Aktungbby]

Asked if there was any chances for advancing in my job as toilet cleaner ?

Yes of course you can. From now on you don't have to use your own toothbrush when cleaning the inside of the toilet anymore, the big boss said and then he gave me a squelches

Markusjust remember to floss lightly around the Bilge's scuttling charges. We deign to reflect on careless 'BigBangTheory :k_confused:aboard ship!:oops::dead:

[Armistead]

The supply corpsman has ordered a few dozen cases of Prep H
We'll have you playing your fluglehorn in no time, Aktung

Maybe Armistead wil regale us with another history lesson on how church seats came tbo be known as "Pews"

Just so happens I'm well versed in history and religious affairs.. Not sure what "regale" means, but I suspect it has something to do with blowing air. Years ago a monk was sitting in a chair beside someone and they farted and he said "pew" and decided to make a long bench so if it happened again he could slide down and not interrupt service by picking up his chair and moving, so he named it a pew bench. They also used them in courts cuz when the judge said the sentence, people often crapped in their pants and others needed to slide down...

[Wolferz]

It's what you do after you divorce Gale.

Thank you number one for that illuminating rumenation regarding farting in church.

Really useful down at Our Lady of the bog of eternal Stench.
It got the nuns started on their olfactory inspection tour of the seating.

Air biscuits in the galley for all.:arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

Our Lady of the bog of eternal Stench.
It got the nuns started on their olfactory inspection tour of the seating.
That can get to be habit forming.:yep:

[Wolferz]

That can get to be habit forming.:yep:


Not to mention watching those billowing skirts after rosary refry night.

Drapes in the wind.
All they are is drapes in the wind. :03::03:

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Well, as per Sir Ein's request, I have returned to The Bilge...

Lay on whatever punishments for this sea rat you may, can't be worse than what I did crossing the equator.
:Kaleun_Wink:

[Aktungbby]

Kaptlt.Endrass!:Kaleun_Salute: No punishment is warranted unless Wolferz decides ! and he's mighty scarce these daze!:arrgh!:

[Eichhörnchen]

So we got our attack dog back? :O::haha:

[Armistead]

Well, as per Sir Ein's request, I have returned to The Bilge...

Lay on whatever punishments for this sea rat you may, can't be worse than what I did crossing the equator.
:Kaleun_Wink:

First, you smell horrible, please go bathe in diesel oil and some rotten fish so we can tolerate you.

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Gotcha :Kaleun_Salute:

[fireftr18]

Come in, have seat, enjoy a drink, relax, and tell and listen to a few tall tales!
:Kaleun_Salute: :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Wolferz]

Me hearties,

This is a test.
It seems I have been unable to post so trying it here in our beloved Bilge.
Lets see if I am back as I hit the post it button.

[Onkel Neal]

Roger, loud and clear.

[Eichhörnchen]

:ping: Loud & clear!

[mapuc]

What!?(lifting my old gramophone funnel to my ears.)

Markus

[Aktungbby]

Read U loud and clear Fearless liter errrr leader:Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Cheers:

[Wolferz]

Thank you Onkel Neal,

I'm back and front all over again.
Now, where do I go from here?
Eye doctor first ethinks.
Then the shrink.
And last but not least, the nation of Covidvacci.

[Eichhörnchen]

Why didn't we keep Christmas in the bilge this year :06:

[Aktungbby]

WE were guests at another bilge Xmas this year! https://i.imgur.com/NBdStL9.jpg

[Wolferz]

/slams the hatch shut...
Dive Dive Dive
The Trump supporters from the US Politics thread are right behind me and they've got murder in their eyes.


ROTFLMAO
Oh well, ya can't fix stoopid.
Anybody want to go to the capitol building and take some selfies?

[Onkel Neal]

If I can find my Viking war hat, I'll join you.

[Wolferz]

If I can find my Viking war hat, I'll join you.

Knock the horns off your steak and we'll be good to go.:Kaleun_Salute:

[Wolferz]

Where's Aktung when you need him?
Could have used your help Bby. :haha:

[Wolferz]

WE were guests at another bilge Xmas this year! https://i.imgur.com/NBdStL9.jpg


Ah fond memories of our last trip up the Potomac river.
Those congress critters didn't seem to appreciate it though.:03::doh:

[Wolferz]

If you are an American when you go into the bathroom and you're an American when you come out.
What are you while you're in there?

European:shucks::haha:

[Aktungbby]

If I can find my Viking war hat, I'll join you.But what U really mean: Knock the horns off your steak and we'll be good to go.:Kaleun_Salute:

Where's Aktung when you need him?
Could have used your help Bby. :haha: Good Help is Here Fearless Leader!:https://i.pinimg.com/564x/07/0e/ab/070eab0cd880a76bb7ff6574792246ff.jpg And when He's not thinkin' 'bout it, he's got one in his backyard!:arrgh!: https://i.postimg.cc/nzZWYCkJ/IMG-0521.jpgalong with a Northhumbrian seafarer to
boot!

[Wolferz]

LOL
So you were gone a viking with Onkel Neal?

always sailing around on someone elses boat and drinking their hooch.

[Aktungbby]

LOL
So you were gone a viking with Onkel Neal?

always sailing around on someone elses boat and drinking their hooch.Even worse, my Norwegian Lutheran College teams are the Vikings and there was always Hamm's keggers after the Rugby matches! :Kaleun_Cheers:

[Wolferz]

Scrum it.

@ Markus,
I hope you didn't get singed by the torches or poked by the pitch forks over in the Pro Trump thread.
Talk about the blind leading the deaf! Sheesh!:arrgh!:

[mapuc]

Scrum it.

@ Markus,
I hope you didn't get singed by the torches or poked by the pitch forks over in the Pro Trump thread.
Talk about the blind leading the deaf! Sheesh!:arrgh!:

No I'm made of hard rubber. And I believe in free speech as long it doesn't contain personal attacks or ugly words.

Markus

[Wolferz]

No I'm made of hard rubber. And I believe in free speech as long it doesn't contain personal attacks or ugly words.

Markus
Much of that kind of stuff flying around over there.

After Wednesdays bovine scatterings, it's all over the airwaves too.
Laughable that the talking heads over at Fox News are still either trying to defend their idol or spin everything around 360 degrees and blame it on the Democrats.

Living the deluded is hard.
S

[Wolferz]

Spark up the bong boys.
Let us speak of cabbages and kings.
Those sad little kings on their sad little hills.

Meanwhile:
Back in the desert, the Arabs were eating their dates.

Anyone want to join the troops at Camp Swampy?
You'll need a Buffalo horned hat., some riot gear and the Camp Auschwitz shirt we got last summer.

[Eichhörnchen]

Many Happy Returns to our glorious leader

And I don't expect there'll be a birthday cake from Tango this year... thank God

[Armistead]

Merry Christmas to all the members of the Bilge and to those long lost members we don't see anymore!

Since we can't get engines for our sub we plan to set sail and get back on patrol soon. We're gonna hook up an intercom in the head so Wolferz can still lead us into glory once again!

[mapuc]

Open the hatch on the sub, stick my head into it and yell

Merry Christmas you salty dogs.

Forget to close the hatch and swim back to surface.

Markus

[Aktungbby]

Merry Christmas to all the members of the Bilge and to those long lost members we don't see anymore!

Since we can't get engines for our sub we plan to set sail and get back on patrol soon. We're gonna hook up an intercom in the head https://i.imgur.com/r912FqJ.jpgso Wolferz can still lead us into glory once again!

Gadzooks! A holiday timeout from grits, pone, hominy, and Christmas moonshine https://i.pinimg.com/236x/18/55/3b/18553b58bb35df60b429f5814d449314.jpg from ol' N. Carolinky! :Kaleun_Cheers: :Kaleun_Salute::Kaleun_Party:https://images.biglots.com/SANTA+OUTHOUSE?set=imageURL%5B%2Fimages%2Fproduct% 2F198%2F810477292.jpg%5D,env%5Bprod%5D,nocache%5Bt rue%5D,ver%5B1%5D,profile%5Bpdp_main_med%5D&call=url%5Bfile:biglots/product.chain%5D...and when it come to 'heads', we defer to the Bilge's XO!:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Tango589]

Break out the bunting, fire the guns, pour the cooking sherry and get the good biscuits out!

I'M BACK!!

😁😁😁

[Eichhörnchen]

Yes the cook is back - don't eat anything that might've had a sell by date on it

[mapuc]

Slaughter the biggest sheep we have, open the special vine invite the neighbors
We shall have a party never seen before in the Bilge

Our lost member(Son) is back.

Threadfin will perform all type of music on his Les Pauls

Markus

[Armistead]

Break out the bunting, fire the guns, pour the cooking sherry and get the good biscuits out!

I'M BACK!!

😁😁😁

As Wolferz is still locked away in the head I am still in charge. Going AWOL is something we, cept the Captain, ... take serious. You've been demoted to cook

[Eichhörnchen]

Business as usual :)

[Tango589]

Have we tried prying the door off the head to check if Wolferz is okay in there?

[fireftr18]

Have we tried prying the door off the head to check if Wolferz is okay in there?

Not me, I'm too skeert!! :Kaleun_Sick:

[Tango589]

If we are leaving Wolferz where he is, I guess I had better take a look in the galley. Who's in charge of supplies on this tub?

[Armistead]

If we are leaving Wolferz where he is, I guess I had better take a look in the galley. Who's in charge of supplies on this tub?

Only supplies left are a few empty Vienna sausage cans and some cane poles someone rigged up. Last I remember our last patrol assignment we got stuck on a bar on the Mississippi. Haven't heard any more screaming from the bilge since Wolferz ordered the hatch welded shut. I guess he's still in the head, but I'm beginning to think he went AWOL 3 years ago, but I will stand fast at my post awaiting orders since my last mutiny attempt failed.

[Eichhörnchen]

I just came from the galley - it looked like sombody had been ill in a big bowl in there. Then I found Brendan's recipe book next to it - looks like Billy No Mates is fixing to bake himself a birthday cake. You know, he doesn't put food in the oven to cook it - it's to kill off the germs

[Tango589]

I just came from the galley - it looked like sombody had been ill in a big bowl in there. Then I found Brendan's recipe book next to it - looks like Billy No Mates is fixing to bake himself a birthday cake. You know, he doesn't put food in the oven to cook it - it's to kill off the germs

I'll have you know the cake was delicious and only had a small amount of Campylobacter in the icing! 😋