The Bilge

[Wolferz]

/\ Oh cheeze....:D




Fixed that 4 U:03::O:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/9IHpwIA.jpg Here's another recruit for you

[Aktungbby]

^OH COME ON NOW! U CAN DO BETTER! https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1a/d6/c1/1ad6c11365bebaa12eda2b0565d0d6a7.jpghttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f6/ba/e8/f6bae848c5e5f04244b031de350d49ee.jpg

[Wolferz]

If Eich's duck ever shows up, we'll have cheese and quackers.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/weY830x.jpg "Say what...?"

[Wolferz]

http://i.imgur.com/weY830x.jpg "Say what...?"

Cheese and quackers. bby:salute:

[nikimcbee]

^OH COME ON NOW! U CAN DO BETTER! https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1a/d6/c1/1ad6c11365bebaa12eda2b0565d0d6a7.jpghttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f6/ba/e8/f6bae848c5e5f04244b031de350d49ee.jpg

Sweet mother of god....What is that.....thing?

[nikimcbee]

Get that Fav-ray jersey off!!!:doh:

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11053040_10200466326058168_9142728432144073110_n.j pg?oh=35c3ce9ff7b8a5d04e6fed463869746c&oe=56EA7E41

Actual McBee.

[Eichhörnchen]

Sweet mother of god....What is that.....thing?


http://i.imgur.com/iSBuEBg.jpg

[Armistead]

Have a Merry Merry Christmas all you Rats!

[Aktungbby]

Have a Merry Merry Christmas all you Rats!Same to you Exec!:woot: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cd/ab/45/cdab45f0b9273241b1dfb9e7d0a730a1.jpg https://www.offthemark.com/image/data/cartoons/2001-11-25C.gif

[Wolferz]

And everyone in the Bilge was feeling Merry....
until she got mad and left,
Then we all jumped for Joy.:O:

[Buddahaid]

Merry Christmas all, what's the feast going to be?

[Eichhörnchen]

Not duck

[Armistead]

You guys let The Bilge fall back to the 5th page............

How's the rats doing these days? If the genital wart outbreak has cleared up in the aft, it's time to get on patrol...

[Eichhörnchen]

So just who is the majordomo down here these days?

[Jimbuna]

Me :smug:

http://i.imgur.com/881plLm.jpg

[Aktungbby]

We of the Bilge appreciate our brethren in action: will work for Bananas!https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Car_logo_wiki.jpg http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2015/07/08/32db9802-8e44-44f9-9ca8-bc3a41d5c504/thumbnail/620x350/8ddb87f706fb4c91297d2ead455a1fe7/gettyimages-479184436.jpg
13 Photos (http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/hero-rats-trained-to-help-deminers-in-cambodia/)It's been a busy morning for Cletus, Meynard, Victoria and others of their furry band. Tiny noses and long whiskers twitching, they've scurried and sniffed their way across 8,300 square feet of fields to eliminate a scourge that has killed thousands of Cambodians: land mines. Meet the Hero Rats: intelligent, surprisingly adorable creatures with some of the most sensitive noses in the animal kingdom.
What a way to get your own scalytailed name on a plaque! :o Before going into the field, the recruits are tested: One missed mine, and they don't graduate to registered trademark HeroRATs. On weekends there's a special feast of apples, potatoes, watermelon and carrots...(for the survivors??) But what really drives their mine-sniffing are bananas and peanuts. They are given multivitamins and weighed twice a week (a fat rat is a lethargic rat, one keeper says).:woot: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/hero-rats-saving-cambodians-from-land-mines/ (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/hero-rats-saving-cambodians-from-land-mines/) http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/4794/original.jpg

[Onkel Neal]

So just who is the majordomo down here these days?


I thought Wolferz was the boss around these parts....:hmmm:

[Commander Wallace]

We of the Bilge appreciate our brethren in action: will work for Bananas!https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Car_logo_wiki.jpg http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2015/07/08/32db9802-8e44-44f9-9ca8-bc3a41d5c504/thumbnail/620x350/8ddb87f706fb4c91297d2ead455a1fe7/gettyimages-479184436.jpg
13 Photos (http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/hero-rats-trained-to-help-deminers-in-cambodia/)What a way to get your own scalytailed name on a plaque! :o Before going into the field, the recruits are tested: One missed mine, and they don't graduate to registered trademark HeroRATs. On weekends there's a special feast of apples, potatoes, watermelon and carrots...(for the survivors??) But what really drives their mine-sniffing are bananas and peanuts. They are given multivitamins and weighed twice a week (a fat rat is a lethargic rat, one keeper says).:woot: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/hero-rats-saving-cambodians-from-land-mines/ (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/hero-rats-saving-cambodians-from-land-mines/) http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/4794/original.jpg



I never knew these little guys even existed. That is interesting. Maybe I will get one for Eichhörnchen around the holidays this year. I Wonder if the hero rat will steal Eichhörnchen's cheese :O:

[Eichhörnchen]

He can always try, but I've got a Hero Mouse guarding my cheese:

http://i.imgur.com/rN7EPhJ.jpg

[fireftr18]

He can always try, but I've got a Hero Mouse guarding my cheese:

http://i.imgur.com/rN7EPhJ.jpg

Now we know why Wernher left us. He got a job guarding French cheese.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/qeXIfDw.jpg HEY, LOOK AT MY NUTS!

[Aktungbby]

http://www.addictinggames.com/shooting-games/defend-your-nuts-2-game.jsp (http://www.addictinggames.com/shooting-games/defend-your-nuts-2-game.jsp) https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/90/ff/5d/90ff5d066e709830f8d43063eaf52d0e.jpg"Only two things are infinite: The Universe and human stupidity; And I'm not too sure about the Universe..." Philip K. Dick

[Armistead]

Me :smug:

http://i.imgur.com/881plLm.jpg


Don't recall you were next officer in line if the crew threw me overboard. Even then you would have to be approved be the FROC {First Rats Officer Club}..

[Aktungbby]

Well any Chief of the Boat has to go up and down the hatch ladder with a pizza slice-without faltering: the ultimate BILGE test of leadership!:O:https://media.giphy.com/media/3ornjLhOkpVc8RidmU/giphy.gif NATURALLY ALL OFFICER BILGE RATS R EXPECTED TO SHAVE AND BATHE REGULARLY https://45.media.tumblr.com/b0fc9e1d70c85c99a3baa49ff428a1c8/tumblr_mlodcuMiau1rsf064o1_r1_250.gifOH lord that's not Wolferz' bath water I hear running??...we're sinking!!!?? EVERY RAT FOR HIMSELF! RUN FER IT?!!!! https://media.giphy.com/media/wtYGemYMuw3FC/giphy.gif

[Sailor Steve]

Don't recall you were next officer in line if the crew threw me overboard. Even then you would have to be approved be the FROC {First Rats Officer Club}..
I don't think Jim wants to be an officer in The Bilge any more than I do. I believe his point is that he could shut The Bilge down if it was to be deemed necessary.

Not that he would. I'm just sayin'. :O:

[Wolferz]

Unless you're afraid of whips, shackles, oars, life vests, Jimbuna, rat traps, grammar Nazis or the apocalypse. :huh:

Jimmy boy, around these parts is more like the Harbor Meister. :salute:
The Bilge is safely tucked into the Leeward side of the harbor at pier 666 with Wolferz keeping a watchful eye on his boat from his vantage point in the head is still very much in charge of this pool of muck. Anyone with a mucking difference of opinion on that point can just go fly a kite. Provided that you give the kite a long scaly tail for stability just so you don't land your kite in the bane of Charlie Brown (Monarch of the Forest) and exclaim....
RATS! Lucy's cuckoo nest is cheap enough for regaining your mental health, but save your nickels for your favorite things, like cheese , nuts, wine and sail boats.
:arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

http://s15.postimg.org/i41nmwnmz/image.pngI don't think Jim wants to be an officer in The Bilge any more than I do. I believe his point is that he could shut The Bilge down if it was to be deemed necessary.

Not that he would. I'm just sayin'.
:O: No thanks, I think I'll just hang on to the keys to the scuttling charges should they ever be needed :smug:

http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q527/datsun260zyojimbo/Charleston_zps03a5adb3.jpg (http://s1162.photobucket.com/user/datsun260zyojimbo/media/Charleston_zps03a5adb3.jpg.html) Matter resolved and reminder duly noted-always room for a 'nasty ol crank' (incl. anyone over age 60+:damn: :oops:) on the 'nasty ol' cranks' While our venerated King Rat Emeritus 'cranks out' our next course of action.. from the Motel 666 conning station!:Kaleun_Salivating: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=767&pictureid=7639
:har::har::har::O: safely tucked into the Leeward side of the harbor at pier 666..... save your nickels for your favorite things, like cheese , nuts, wine and sail boats.
Fearless! how dare u mention all four of those things (my particular viCes) in a single sentence!!!! :dead: I mean really; the 4 C's: Camembert Cashews, Chardonnay & Catalinas...:rock:...:oops:....:dead:! C.O.B Aktung :stare: Wait a sec...!!! its 3/15/16...The Ides of March and I'm in a forum today!!!!:k_confused:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ac/Cesar-sa_mort.jpg/290px-Cesar-sa_mort.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cesar-sa_mort.jpg)

[Jimbuna]

I don't think Jim wants to be an officer in The Bilge any more than I do. I believe his point is that he could shut The Bilge down if it was to be deemed necessary.

Not that he would. I'm just sayin'. :O:

I seem to have mislaid the fuse....you got a spare Steve?

http://i.imgur.com/VcE56kv.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I seem to have mislaid the fuse....you got a spare Steve?
Me? I wouldn't know where to look for a thing like that. :shifty:

[Jimbuna]

Me? I wouldn't know where to look for a thing like that. :shifty:

Have you tried looking under Wolferz dentures glass?

http://i.imgur.com/9IJKc7e.jpg

[Aktungbby]

Me? I wouldn't know where to look for a thing like that. :shifty:[/QUOTE
Hell's Belles YES U DO ! If yer down there cranking along with me; its right on the front end and will get the job done! http://www.charlestonillustrated.com/hunley/images/topedo1.jpg http://www.charlestonillustrated.com/hunley/images/topedo2.jpgMoreover: Those nasty REBELs may not have had a lanyard-detonated torpedo after all! Now scientists are learning the Hunley not only changed naval warfare by the way she traveled, but possibly also by the use of electrically detonated explosive technology. The Hunley may have employed one of the earliest, if not the first, electrically detonated explosives being launched by a ship. Electric detonation of a spar torpedo was not perfected by the British until the 1870’s. Senator Glenn McConnell, Chairman of the Hunley Commission, said, “The Hunley continues to prove that she was a high-tech machine that was generations ahead of her time.”
Over the course of the submarine’s excavation, scientists have found a number of tantalizing clues that point to a battery being aboard the Hunley. A metal plate was recovered near Hunley commander Lt. George Dixon’s station. The plate is approximately 4 inches wide, 16 inches long, 1/8 of an inch thick, and has a series of holes running along its perimeter, meaning it was most likely mounted to something or one component of a much larger device.
Preliminary surface analysis of the plate shows it has zinc and copper elements, the two main ingredients needed for a 19th century battery.
For a battery to be used to send an electric charge to detonate the torpedo, wire connecting the energy source to the torpedo would have been needed, and there is no shortage of wire on the sub. Near the plate, scientists found a copper wire with a looped end and there is a large spool of deteriorated wire hanging from the upper bulkhead in the forward ballast tank. If the plate proves to be part of a battery, the wire remnants recovered may have been part of the overall construction of an electric detonation system for the torpedo. Possibly it was a back-up incase the lanyard detonator fouled; or the lanyard was the back-up if the battery failed!:hmmm: It would not be the first time Hunley designers attempted to use high tech technology to maximize the sub’s effectiveness as an underwater weapon. One of the Hunley’s predecessors, the American Diver, had originally been engineered to use an electromagnetic engine to propel the vessel. The Hunley’s builders returned to the hand-cranked design when they were unable to generate enough horsepower to achieve speed levels that were needed for a stealth attack.

In any case, After signaling to shore the mission had been accomplished, the submarine and her crew of eight vanished. The torpedo was designed by the Singer Company. It had 135 pounds of black powder, with three spring-loaded triggers in the center, according to the drawing.
Jacobsen said the torpedo was detonated by a lanyard probably pulled somehow from inside the submarine.
New Details
[QUOTE]
Mardikian gave Civil War News many new details about the spar itself.
The spar is 16 feet long and hollow, made from a metal sheet about 3 or 4 millimeters thick folded into a tube shape. Its outside diameter is about 2.5 inches. A seam down its length is visible now that the concretion has been removed.
The spar was made from two tubes joined by a coupling on the outside. Additionally, a chunk of steel was riveted inside at the joint to strengthen it.
The sleeve of the torpedo cylinder was secured with a vertical nut and bolt at one end of the spar. not only was part of the torpedo casing on the spar, but it was attached with a nut and bolt.
This demonstrates that the torpedo was never meant to come off the spar, contrary to the conventional understanding of how it worked.:stare:
Mardikian said he learned something was on the end of the spar when he X-rayed it about 10 years ago. He originally thought the sleeve was made of lead until he removed the concretion from the spar last summer and discovered it was copper and was part of the torpedo itself.
“The new findings on the spar change the entire configuration,” said Maria Jacobsen, chief archeologist for the Hunley project. She recently presented the new data to the Hunley’s owners, the U.S. Navy.
“The conventional wisdom [about how the spar torpedo worked] seemed very suspicious and very unlikely to most of us,” she said. “It seemed like an unlikely way of implanting a torpedo,” especially if the target is a ship’s hull sheathed in metal to prevent barnacles, as was a common practice.

http://hunley.org/main_index.asp?CONTENT=press&ID=128 (http://hunley.org/main_index.asp?CONTENT=press&ID=128) http://futureforce.navylive.dodlive.mil/2014/10/how-did-hunleys-crew-die/ (http://futureforce.navylive.dodlive.mil/2014/10/how-did-hunleys-crew-die/) http://futureforce.navylive.dodlive.mil/files/2014/10/Hunley-2-1024x343.png (http://futureforce.navylive.dodlive.mil/files/2014/10/Hunley-2.png)

[Wolferz]

http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q527/datsun260zyojimbo/Charleston_zps03a5adb3.jpg (http://s1162.photobucket.com/user/datsun260zyojimbo/media/Charleston_zps03a5adb3.jpg.html) Matter resolved and reminder duly noted-always room for a on the 'nasty ol' cranks' While our venerated King Rat Emeritus 'cranks out' our next course of action.. from the Motel 666 conning station!:Kaleun_Salivating: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=767&pictureid=7639
:O: Fearless! how dare u mention all four of those things (my particular viCes) in a single sentence!!!! :dead: I mean really; the 4 C's: Camembert Cashews, Chardonnay & Catalinas...:rock:...:oops:....:dead:! C.O.B Aktung :stare: Wait a sec...!!! its 3/15/16...The Ides of March and I'm in a forum today!!!!:k_confused:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ac/Cesar-sa_mort.jpg/290px-Cesar-sa_mort.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cesar-sa_mort.jpg)
I can't stop laughing:har::haha: or believe how cleverly I set that up:know: I guess I covered all the bases... Who's on first:06:
Ya wanna go sailing Bob? I brought some rope and we can tie you to the mast.
I have but one thing to say about all of this scallywaggery....
Put Ze candle baack!

[Wolferz]

Have you tried looking under Wolferz dentures glass?

http://i.imgur.com/9IJKc7e.jpg
These are not my dentures.:haha:
Mine are firmly fix-o-dented in my face.:D See?

[Wolferz]

To the good ship Lollipop?
You'll be under the command of Captain Hasselhoff and will join his crew...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/61872-original.jpg


I hope those uniforms fit you.:arrgh!:
Maybe you'll get lucky and become his first mate.

He really likes to mate.:timeout:

[fireftr18]

Wolferz, just when I had successfully suppressed the awful memory of that night you, Armistead, and Wernher dressed up all alike and attacked Hasselhoff on stage. I was at a back table drinking and I still got thrown out and in jail with the rest of you. I'm just glad the judge believed my story.
:Kaleun_Mad:

[Wolferz]

Wolferz, just when I had successfully suppressed the awful memory of that night you, Armistead, and Wernher dressed up all alike and attacked Hasselhoff on stage. I was at a back table drinking and I still got thrown out and in jail with the rest of you. I'm just glad the judge believed my story.
:Kaleun_Mad:

Judges can be pliable and understanding when you cross their palm with silver:arrgh!::haha:

[Wolferz]

The reason we attacked the 'Hoff was to get him to STOP singing!!!!

It wasn't our fault that all those women went berserk! FF, all you had to do was clam up and those ladies wouldn't have attacked you.
But, you just had to give us a standing O didn't you?
All that clapping, whistling and shouting BRAVO! sealed your fate buddy.:shucks:

[fireftr18]

But, you just had to give us a standing O didn't you?
All that clapping, whistling and shouting BRAVO! sealed your fate buddy.:shucks:

So that's what it was. Everyone misunderstood. I was cheering for the bouncers that were throwing all of you out.


At least I thought I was anyway.

:()1:

[cdrsubron7]

The reason we attacked the 'Hoff was to get him to STOP singing!!!!

It wasn't our fault that all those women went berserk! FF, all you had to do was clam up and those ladies wouldn't have attacked you.
But, you just had to give us a standing O didn't you?
All that clapping, whistling and shouting BRAVO! sealed your fate buddy.:shucks:

Hey, Wolferz. I see you haven't changed at all. Nice to see ya around again, buddy. :O:

[Wolferz]

So that's what it was. Everyone misunderstood. I was cheering for the bouncers that were throwing all of you out.


At least I thought I was anyway.

:()1:
Nothing is more complicated than perception.:o:doh:

Hey, Wolferz. I see you haven't changed at all. Nice to see ya around again, buddy. :O:

Thanks Subron.:salute:
The only change I know is in my pocket. Got a dollar I can bum? I need folding money.:arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

Nothing is more complicated than perception.:o:doh:



Thanks Subron.:salute:
The only change I know is in my pocket. Got a dollar I can bum? I need folding money.:arrgh!: NEW lady friends are expen$ive!:O: Good to see you arisen...who rolled the rock away from the head?!

[Wolferz]

NEW lady friends are expen$ive!:O: Good to see you arisen...who rolled the rock away from the head?!


The rock was on an automatic timer and it rolled itself.
I thank whom ever removed the rock stop Armistead put under it.

I'm up:sunny:

[Aktungbby]

Well, with your new teeth, appears you're 'up for anything'! http://i.imgur.com/3ZWqj4z.jpg <Thnx Jimbuna!

[Commander Wallace]

Wolferz, just when I had successfully suppressed the awful memory of that night you, Armistead, and Wernher dressed up all alike and attacked Hasselhoff on stage. I was at a back table drinking and I still got thrown out and in jail with the rest of you. I'm just glad the judge believed my story.
:Kaleun_Mad:

It could have been worse. They could have come on a "dress up as your favorite village people theme night ". Try explaining that to the judge. :03:

I have a friend who is a police officer and I always make the crack that he looks like the cop from the village people. That upsets him no end. :haha:

[Armistead]

The rock was on an automatic timer and it rolled itself.
I thank whom ever removed the rock stop Armistead put under it.

I'm up:sunny:

I hope you are well my good long time friend...how the years fly, ... seldom have I had so many good long term online friends. Good times!

[fireftr18]

It could have been worse. They could have come on a "dress up as your favorite village people theme night ". Try explaining that to the judge. :03:

I have a friend who is a police officer and I always make the crack that he looks like the cop from the village people. That upsets him no end. :haha:

:k_rofl::Kaleun_Applaud::Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

Keep up the good work my friend! He deserves it!

[Armistead]

So what's going on with the Bilge Rats as summer approaches, any big trips planned, love, criminal charges.........anyone even on patrol anymore?

Myself, just busy with work and Mrs. Armistead getting meaner as the days go by. We're now showing standard poodles all over the US.......well, mostly her... I stay home on the weekends and clean house and my sex life really sucks lately.

[Onkel Neal]

So what's going on with the Bilge Rats as summer approaches, any big trips planned, love, criminal charges.........anyone even on patrol anymore?

Myself, just busy with work and Mrs. Armistead getting meaner as the days go by. We're now showing standard poodles all over the US.......well, mostly her... I stay home on the weekends and clean house and my sex life really sucks lately.


http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2398986&postcount=6

:/\\!!

[fireftr18]

So what's going on with the Bilge Rats as summer approaches, any big trips planned, love, criminal charges.........anyone even on patrol anymore?

Myself, just busy with work and Mrs. Armistead getting meaner as the days go by. We're now showing standard poodles all over the US.......well, mostly her... I stay home on the weekends and clean house and my sex life really sucks lately.

4H camp again. This year it's the same week as race weekend at The Kentucky Speedway, so I may not make it to the cup race at the Speedway this year. We're also planning a long family vacation this summer. We don't know where yet.

[Commander Wallace]

4H camp again. This year it's the same week as race weekend at The Kentucky Speedway, so I may not make it to the cup race at the Speedway this year. We're also planning a long family vacation this summer. We don't know where yet.


As long as you get away for a while so you can recharge your batteries, so to speak. Best wishes in planning your vacation. :sunny:

[AVGWarhawk]

So what's going on with the Bilge Rats as summer approaches, any big trips planned, love, criminal charges.........anyone even on patrol anymore?

Myself, just busy with work and Mrs. Armistead getting meaner as the days go by. We're now showing standard poodles all over the US.......well, mostly her... I stay home on the weekends and clean house and my sex life really sucks lately.

My folks showed dogs. My mother became a AKC judge for toy breeds. It was a hobby for both of my parents and time spent together doing it was quite good.

As for summer, rolling with the family to Memphis(need to see Graceland), Nashville(take in the country seen) and a cabin in the sky located in Pigeon Forge TN. 2-3 days in Nashville. A day in Memphis. 5 days of cabin, woods, banjo and beer to round it off.

[Eichhörnchen]

Are you sure about this? Whenever I see a movie where people go to stay in a cabin in the woods with banjos and beer.... they get eaten.

[AVGWarhawk]

Are you sure about this? Whenever I see a movie where people go to stay in a cabin in the woods with banjos and beer.... they get eaten.


or if you Ned Beatty you get something else. :o


http://assets.cdn.moviepilot.de/assets/store/fill/280/170/53610a2ef0ca874cfb5b58aa75f0d8be928d0213d758802b64 3facdb6750/Ned_Beatty.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

:har::har: 'nuff said :haha:

[Aktungbby]

5 days of cabin, woods, banjo and beer to round it off.

or if you Ned Beatty you get something else. :o.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE) :O:

[Jimbuna]

or if you Ned Beatty you get something else. :o


http://assets.cdn.moviepilot.de/assets/store/fill/280/170/53610a2ef0ca874cfb5b58aa75f0d8be928d0213d758802b64 3facdb6750/Ned_Beatty.jpg

Chris ya bad bugga :stare:

Beat me to it :)

[AVGWarhawk]

Here is the thing, I play the banjo. So, it is others paddling as fast as they can away from me. :har:

I love the instrument. I love playing songs for the banjo written over 100 years ago. Great old tunes. I'm dragging my banjo to TN to play in the cool mountain air sitting on a log cabin porch. It cost a bit of $ but you only go around once. Make it count!

[Armistead]

My folks showed dogs. My mother became a AKC judge for toy breeds. It was a hobby for both of my parents and time spent together doing it was quite good.

As for summer, rolling with the family to Memphis(need to see Graceland), Nashville(take in the country seen) and a cabin in the sky located in Pigeon Forge TN. 2-3 days in Nashville. A day in Memphis. 5 days of cabin, woods, banjo and beer to round it off.

Nice, my wife may know your mother, she showed toy dogs for years in the AKC, now it's bit standard poodles....another show this weekend. Have fun at Pigeon Ford, been there many times...tell Dolly Marty says hey!!!!

[Aktungbby]

or if you Ned Beatty you get something else. :o


http://assets.cdn.moviepilot.de/assets/store/fill/280/170/53610a2ef0ca874cfb5b58aa75f0d8be928d0213d758802b64 3facdb6750/Ned_Beatty.jpg

Chris ya bad bugga :stare:

Beat me to it :)

Hey this is the Bilge! Jeeze! let's keep it clean! Or we'll all have to 'take it like a man' per the FAQ:timeout: :arrgh!: @ AVG is there a certain 'stillness' in the air? :O: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8p5pVsj9U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8p5pVsj9U) to keep yer pluckin' 80 proof!

[AVGWarhawk]

Hey this is the Bilge! Jeeze! let's keep it clean! Or we'll all have to 'take it like a man' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8p5pVsj9U) to keep yer pluckin' 80 proof!

Or take it like a pig as it were. :o

[Wolferz]

:hmmm:

Ben Dover.

[AVGWarhawk]

I know Ben. He does very well in the business.

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e182/Warhawk1-avg/IMAG00291_zpsevuy72vj.jpg

[Aktungbby]

Or take it like a pig as it were. :o

80 proof pluckin': Well SOW'sed maybe! :oops: http://i.imgur.com/iJlCL.gif

[Catfish]

^ Where did you get this video of me ?! :o

[Aktungbby]

^ Where did you get this video of me ?! :o

JEEZE! I'm so sorry! I thought U were a Bavarian...not a Sau-Brißon :Kaleun_Goofy:

[Catfish]

I am the Kielschwein of the bilge (=keelson) :haha::O:

[Wolferz]

Make way for the schweinenbauer.:haha:
Bringing great fertilizer to all the good boys and girls.


Ned Beatty had the hardest part.

Adding a whole new meaning to pork chops and apple sauce. :doh:

Armistead's girl friend won't appreciate it.
She's a suckling pig.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/BQP7x44.jpg

I think this must've been taken at the Bilge Christmas spread last year

[Eichhörnchen]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2222633&postcount=8

I hope he sees his birthday thread :)

[Wolferz]

The feature film this evening...

RUSTY ZIPPER
The moving story of a tailor who finds a fly in his soup.

[Aktungbby]

:sign_yeah:FEARLESS LEADER IS UP! ACTUALLY THE Movie tonght is Throw Momma from the Train... IN honor of the DAY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j0KhXH6xLE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j0KhXH6xLE):timeout: :()1:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/8Y7DmxS.jpg This'll scare the living crap out of you :haha:

[Armistead]

is the grass greener on the other side is the question...

[Aktungbby]

is the grass greener on the other side is the question...
HE's back!
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/1a/60/87/1a608706fde3f1d051ddf2a068972ad8.gif

[Eichhörnchen]

I have to keep looking away from that and then looking at it again. Can we nominate "unbearable posts"... you'd be up against me, though...

[Aktungbby]

I have to keep looking away from that and then looking at it again. Can we nominate "unbearable posts"... you'd be up against me, though...
U of all should have no issues with the subject! http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/image.php?u=329818&dateline=1462029247&type=profile
talkn' 'bout 'unbearble posts:O: http://www.animatedimages.org/data/media/184/animated-bear-image-0687.gif (http://www.animatedimages.org/img-animated-bear-image-0687-41924.htm#linkit) https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d4/84/f9/d484f9e0e9964ea6ff6eaf175a19a2be.gif

[Eichhörnchen]

Oh no, there I go looking at it again. But nobody likes a bad trip, man...

http://i.imgur.com/OPt33HF.jpg

[Wolferz]

For the epileptic episode!!!!

Quite the birthday surprise.
On the floor twitching.
:doh:


:haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/qqSiPTn.jpg

[Aktungbby]

Can we nominate "unbearable posts"... you'd be up against me, though...
Here's an unbearable post:https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b9/19/2b/b9192bcf5fd37ae29c8bb8a3d8cce902.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/5Nhyplb.jpg

[Aktungbby]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b1/e4/fd/b1e4fd10eb5d3a6e6295e5a9732cbcc2.jpghttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/e5/a8/a0/e5a8a0604d2bf788fb436591a1aa91ba.jpg...and sometimes the bear rides U!https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/5d/8d/da/5d8dda4cf3ae1d52d4dee3d12c2aa44b.jpg

[Wolferz]

Don't be skeered. It's just a beard.

[Aktungbby]

Don't be skeered. It's just a beard.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/c1/05/4a/c1054a0be63910e4623accadaf5585e3.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/rbIIdt7.jpg

[Wolferz]

Bare bear?

Looks more like a Chupacabra.:yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

That's a bare bear right there

http://metro.co.uk/2009/11/04/dolores-the-bear-loses-fur-in-mystery-affliction-532363/

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/mJNI4iN.jpg


Just got a PM from Tango589... my old mucker is back on board! Watch out, Subsim :haha::rotfl2::D:yeah::o:har:

[Tango589]

LETS CAUSE MISCHIEF!!!:yeah:

[Wolferz]

LETS CAUSE MISCHIEF!!!:yeah:


At your own risk. Jim and Steve are always ready with a truncheon.:huh:

Oh, welcome back Tango. How was the honeymoon?

[Eichhörnchen]

:haha: Wolferz and Tango, the Old Firm :haha:

[Tango589]

Edit: Wolferz - Old and infirm :haha:

[Aktungbby]

LETS CAUSE MISCHIEF!!!:yeah:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/1a/60/87/1a608706fde3f1d051ddf2a068972ad8.gifHE"S BACK!

[Fubar2Niner]

Welcome back Tango y'ol' bugger, good luck with the interview mate :up:

[Tango589]

Cheers Fubes, I'll let you all know when it is, so you can put in a good word for me...

[fireftr18]

We'll at least put in some kind of word toward you. :D

[Armistead]

Still here men and Wolferz! Soon we'll be ready for patrol when we can figure what happened to the props.....love you stinkpots and I'm still in charge here! It's been 3 years since we've had our annual meeting, so we'll plan one soon.

[Aktungbby]

Kindly refrain from calling us 'stinkpots'; bilge rat is sufficient:arrgh!:: http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/10/origin-meanings-9-pirate-words-expressions-first-youtube-video/ (http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/10/origin-meanings-9-pirate-words-expressions-first-youtube-video/)

[Eichhörnchen]

So has Tango seen the mess in the galley yet?

[Wolferz]

So has Tango seen the mess in the galley yet?

No. However, I think he saw the mess in the Galeon.
Boarded the wrong boat when he got back.

[fireftr18]

So has Tango seen the mess in the galley yet?

I have a newby cleaning the mess. It shouldn't take more than six months.

[Tango589]

I have a newby cleaning the mess. It shouldn't take more than six months.

Does this mean I have been promoted in my absence?

[Armistead]

Does this mean I have been promoted in my absence?

As I recall besides the core from, the Ubirats, you were one of the first Bilge Rats....With that comes respect few here have. I hereby promote you to be Wolferz's personal head cleaner...Tonight we're having the famous Bilge stew...weenies, pinto beans, pickles, oysters, whipped cream, canned corn, all blended and stewed with the secret flavoring added....few pair of dirty underwear, all boiled to a tasty blend....... Wolferz longs a long sit followed by a good cleaning......

[fireftr18]

As I recall besides the core from, the Ubirats, you were one of the first Bilge Rats....With that comes respect few here have. I hereby promote you to be Wolferz's personal head cleaner...Tonight we're having the famous Bilge stew...weenies, pinto beans, pickles, oysters, whipped cream, canned corn, all blended and stewed with the secret flavoring added....few pair of dirty underwear, all boiled to a tasty blend....... Wolferz longs a long sit followed by a good cleaning......

Too late Armistead. I already have another newby cleaning the bilge's head. Even though he's been absent, he still has enough seniority that he shouldn't have to clean up after Wolferz.

[Armistead]

Too late Armistead. I already have another newby cleaning the bilge's head. Even though he's been absent, he still has enough seniority that he shouldn't have to clean up after Wolferz.

First of all, there is no Bilge head, there's Wolferz's head and then there's the galley sink with oversize drain pipes and 5 gal buckets in the aft. Whatever idiot drilling a hole through the hull and called it a weenie hole will soon be found. The fact that we haven't dived in 3 years doesn't matter, we must maintain combat readiness!

[Catfish]

I've been stumbling aroud here since years and never found any assignment, however it's very cosy in the commander's space, and the mess. :D

[Aktungbby]

Too late Armistead. I already have another newby cleaning the bilge's head. Even though he's been absent, he still has enough seniority that he shouldn't have to clean up after Wolferz.

No one should have to clean up after Wolferz! https://www.warhistoryonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/DSC_0058.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

I've been stumbling aroud here since years and never found any assignment, however it's very cosy in the commander's space, and the mess. :D

Try the linen cupboard too... nobody ever goes in there :)

[fireftr18]

Catfish, you've been a member long enough that you're past getting one of my special assignments. That's okay, the commander's space looks good on you.

[Tango589]

The fact that we haven't dived in 3 years doesn't matter, we must maintain combat readiness!

Combat readiness? The last time I checked we were run aground somewhere in the Mississippi (spelling?) and the only thing we were in danger of being attacked by is seagulls when Aktunbby flew his undies from the periscope liie a warning flag.

[Armistead]

Combat readiness? The last time I checked we were run aground somewhere in the Mississippi (spelling?) and the only thing we were in danger of being attacked by is seagulls when Aktunbby flew his undies from the periscope liie a warning flag.

Yes, we're still stuck on a sandbar and yes seagulls use to be a problem, but whadda you think you been eat'n the last 3 months..

[Wolferz]

If I'm needed, I'll be up on deck nude sunbathing. At least until somebody gets off their lazy and cleans the head.:arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

Combat readiness? The last time I checked we were run aground somewhere in the Mississippi (spelling?) and the only thing we were in danger of being attacked by is seagulls when Aktunbby flew his undies from the periscope liie a warning flag.

Had to be mine! I'm the only one who wears underwear in the bilge!:arrgh!: https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8160067584/h660F9499/https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8425029632/h572FAAD1/<oops now we know why our decoder doesn't work!:O:

[Wolferz]

Very revealing, Aktung.....
Not well endowed!:haha:

I've seen lesbians with bigger fingers.

[Armistead]

If I'm needed, I'll be up on deck nude sunbathing. At least until somebody gets off their lazy and cleans the head.:arrgh!:


new tactic to keep the gulls terrified and away from pooping on the sub....?

While stuck here on the Mississippi, we're gonna give sub tours to those passing by on boats for a buck each, not sure how we'll explain you laying there nude..

[Wolferz]

new tactic to keep the gulls terrified and away from pooping on the sub....?

While stuck here on the Mississippi, we're gonna give sub tours to those passing by on boats for a buck each, not sure how we'll explain you laying there nude..



Seagull scarecrow or gator bait.

Any other information is
CLASSIFIED

[Aktungbby]

not sure how we'll explain you laying there nude..
Why that's our schnorkel of course! :O:

[Tango589]

If I'm needed, I'll be up on deck nude sunbathing. At least until somebody gets off their lazy and cleans the head.:arrgh!:

I'll be up on deck pointing and laughing

[Eichhörnchen]

There's been much mischief during your absence, Tango... are you taking up the surplice again, as well as your chef's hat?

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2264867&postcount=719

[Wolferz]

There's been much mischief during your absence, Tango... are you taking up the surplice again, as well as your chef's hat?

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2264867&postcount=719


Yes, Tango back in the galley.:up:

Just be careful how you present your cheese offerings.:03:

My culinary presentation choice got me infracted. :haha:

[Eichhörnchen]

Could we ever forget? :har:

[Wolferz]

Could we ever forget? :har:

It definitely wasn't for the lactose intolerant.:arrgh!::har:

[Aktungbby]

Yes, Tango back in the galley.:up:

Just be careful how you present your cheese offerings.:03:

My culinary presentation choice got me infracted. :haha:

Could we ever forget? :har:

It definitely wasn't for the lactose intolerant.:arrgh!::har: Well that's cause Armistead left out the provolone, Gouda (u were just the followup 'fallguy') and the whipped crème décolletage! :woot:http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2211254/84221908.jpg
...and a decent set of wheels!http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2211254/84221905.jpgWhat a gal wears is always her call imho...even if its pure J LO cheesecake: http://people.alley.ws/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/j-lo-600x800.gifdid I say wheels?...I meant Heels!:huh:

[Eichhörnchen]

Well that's cause Armistead left out the provolone, Gouda (u were just the followup 'fallguy') :woot:

And there were further followup-fallguys to Wolferz's post as I recall :haha:

[Tango589]

There's been much mischief during your absence, Tango... are you taking up the surplice again, as well as your chef's hat?

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2264867&postcount=719
There will once again be Confessional in the Conning Tower, and as for tonights dinner, I've seen what I'm cooking so I recommend we go out to eat. I've raided the petty cash tin (for what it's worth).

[Eichhörnchen]

How about this for a mascot? Could come in handy when the cook disappears again.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2428545&postcount=720



Edit: And forget all about the duck, Wolferz... you're not touching my duck

[Wolferz]

How about this for a mascot? Could come in handy when the cook disappears again.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2428545&postcount=720



Edit: And forget all about the duck, Wolferz... you're not touching my duck


I see you found my emergency stash.:arrgh!: Harrrrr!

[Armistead]

good to see you men excited again....the bilge will live forever..... i know being stuck on this bar sucks....and we have no engines, so i have come up with a genius idea ...instead of plugging the winkie hole, we're gonna drill a line of them through the hull and slide oars through them just like a viking ship of old.....and row to pearl......where we can upfit and get back into the war before it's over..

[Eichhörnchen]

Problem: Tango blew up the drill, using it as a food-mixer to make that Christmas cake (those weren't chocolate curls... they were wood shavings)

[Aktungbby]

good to see you men excited again....the bilge will live forever..... i know being stuck on this bar sucks....and we have no engines, so i have come up with a genius idea ...instead of plugging the winkie hole, we're gonna drill a line of them through the hull and slide oars through them just like a viking ship of old.....and row to pearl......where we can upfit and get back into the war before it's over.. What do U mean again? Some of us have remained steadfast & been puttin' cheese with our stiff putters!:03: https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0MYMETbM8FU0Izra/200.gif
While you've been away galivantin' with bear and moonshinin'... some of us have been bangin' away gamely; as for your genius idea: All your oars ain't in the water-( not Vikings...HMS Drebbel 1620)>https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/The_Drebbel_-_geograph.org.uk_-_508179.jpg/225px-The_Drebbel_-_geograph.org.uk_-_508179.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Drebbel_-_geograph.org.uk_-_508179.jpg) BUT we'll hook up cranks and grind our way to Pearl-the traditional Southern stylehttp://vernianera.com/Hunley/images/interior2.jpeg as I recollect! :D http://vernianera.com/Hunley/reconstruction.html (http://vernianera.com/Hunley/reconstruction.html) http://www.popsci.com/sites/popsci.com/files/styles/large_1x_/public/import/2013/images/2010/09/didwhatheader.jpg?itok=ZwgANUhd
http://www.popsci.com/sites/popsci.com/files/styles/large_1x_/public/import/2013/images/2010/09/crampedquarters.jpg?itok=VZQ6YACvWho knows maybe Donna52522 would return to help OUT!!

[Commander Wallace]

What do U mean again? Some of us have remained steadfast & been puttin' cheese with our stiff putters!:03: https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0MYMETbM8FU0Izra/200.gif
While you've been away galivantin' with bear and moonshinin'... some of us have been bangin' away gamely; as for your genius idea: All your oars ain't in the water-( not Vikings...HMS Drebbel 1620)>https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/The_Drebbel_-_geograph.org.uk_-_508179.jpg/225px-The_Drebbel_-_geograph.org.uk_-_508179.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Drebbel_-_geograph.org.uk_-_508179.jpg) BUT we'll hook up cranks and grind our way to Pearl-the traditional Southern stylehttp://vernianera.com/Hunley/images/interior2.jpeg as I recollect! :D http://vernianera.com/Hunley/reconstruction.html (http://vernianera.com/Hunley/reconstruction.html) http://www.popsci.com/sites/popsci.com/files/styles/large_1x_/public/import/2013/images/2010/09/didwhatheader.jpg?itok=ZwgANUhd
http://www.popsci.com/sites/popsci.com/files/styles/large_1x_/public/import/2013/images/2010/09/crampedquarters.jpg?itok=VZQ6YACvWho knows maybe Donna52522 would return to help OUT!!



Talk about claustrophobic. :timeout:

[Armistead]

Men, Aktung....I have not been away, I have been laying low watching to see how you men could fend for yourselves without proper leadership....but instead you have failed your Cmdr, the navy and ........each other. Here we are, still sitting on a bar in the Mississippi...If we lack engines, oars, drills....it's time to get creative and figure how to get us down the river... I thought one of you clueless titpots would've figured it out by now...The next big boat that comes by I want Aktung to take the anchor chain, wrap it around himself and swim to it and hook us up......Hard being the only genius amongst ..amongst, is that a word...among, amongst...amongstsis.. a bunch of idiots! Ready yourself Aktung....

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/SiU2dQn.jpg

[Aktungbby]

^:sign_yeah:ARMIBBY's's been nippin' his own moonshine again!:Kaleun_Cheers:https://spoonuniversity.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/207/2016/06/giphy-1-2.gifGuys who drink stuff from canning jars are always suspect!:-? https://media.giphy.com/media/l46CwpBJJmzj0eNOM/giphy.gif

[Armistead]

Men, Aktung....The light bulb just wenter off agin! When I was a kid they had these balsa wood aeroplanes... you put a few pieces together, a prop and a rubber band stretched out attacked to the rear, spinned it around 100 times and let her rip....We can attach some...wood frame to Aktungs back, some cloth wings, tie a prop to his head and some tire inner tube for a rubber band...we will hold the prop while Akcy boy spins in circles...then he can bend over holding the prop....Since we've pointed aft, Aktung, on my call, with proper timing of a coming ship I will say GO, in which Aktung will run down the deck, letting go of the prop at the proper moment and take off and hopefully make it there flying quickly with the anchor chain tied to his foot...

[Aktungbby]

Men, Aktung....The light bulb just wenter off agin! :nope:https://media.giphy.com/media/W70UdfERU9SFy/giphy.gifA helping of Tango's undercooked bilge baked beans with hominy grits and bacon fat gravy might facilitate this process considerably:ping: :ping: :ping:, fueling me to better thrust/inertia propulsion!:woot:https://media.giphy.com/media/UAhY9fQziKNyM/giphy.gif

[Eichhörnchen]

tie a prop to his head and some tire inner tube for a rubber band...

Tie one to each corner and he'd be a drone :haha:

However, 1 rusty bike = just 2 inner tubes :down:

[Aktungbby]

tie a prop to his head and some tire inner tube for a rubber band...we will hold the prop while Akcy boy spins in circles...then he can bend over holding the prop....http://todayinsci.com/Events/Patent/PropellerBeanieCalvinThm.jpg http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/iProp/iPropanimated.gif (http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/iProp.html):hmmm: http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/webstoreimages/beanies/doublebeaniesmall.gif
Methinks at 240 lbs (inertia) we'll need a bigger prop: http://todayinsci.com/Events/Patent/SafetyDropDevice1799664Diagrams-500px.jpg
I'll 'noodle the problem more whilst wearing my 'skullcap':arrgh!: http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/webstoreimages/beanies/hackerhatnew.jpg Hard being the only genius amongst ..amongst, is that a word...among, amongst...amongstsis.. a bunch of idiots! Ready yourself Aktung.... Well....since U insist :O::http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/webstoreimages/geniusbeanie.gif

[Armistead]

The added bilge stew for a lil extra thrust at take off is a great idea.....good thinking men....that anchor chain is heavy as is...... 3 extra servings for Aktung for supper.....and i think some ritual in case this turns out to be a kamikaze mission...and once last visit aft is in order as well...

[Wolferz]

Tango,
Are you up to blessing this experiment?

I Think Aktung would be more accommodating if you shoved a rudder where the sun don't shine and you rig him with sails. :help::new:

[Aktungbby]

3 extra servings for Aktung for supper....and once last visit aft is in order as well.
OH good extra servings: enough left over for the return trip! http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/61/e7/21/61e7213719d52bbb17392b674c0317c3.jpg
But lets leave my delicate afterburner out of it I'll need that for the return trip!:stare:

[Armistead]

[QUOTE=Wolferz;2429492]Tango,
Are you up to blessing this experiment?

I Think Aktung would be more accommodating if you shoved a rudder where the sun don't shine and you rig him with sails. :help::new:[/QUOTE

You are a genius! I get it, cover all our bases, if he can't fly all the way, he can sail and stir with just a butt wiggle........oh, which way does the old Miss flow...see we're pointed west, our aft is sort of east....and we're in a river bend here, confusing things...but it river flows north, can he sail against the flow......I think we need to use the TDC on this one and time when to shoot him......not sure we can determine his speed tho, not knowing if he's flying or sailing.

Someone get the camera ready too!

[Aktungbby]

Hey wait a sec! don't we have a fire extinguisher? It would save tango time in the kitchen! https://media.giphy.com/media/CSW2ga9NTfcQw/giphy.gif

[Tango589]

Another thought, why don't we carry out a shore raid, grab ourselves some old inner tubes, powerful length of knicker elastic, old rubber bands and anything else stretchy. Then we rig up a catapult and ping Aktung straight at the nearest passing ship with a suitable length of anchor chain and he can hook us up that way.

Blessings be upon you my son.

[Aktungbby]

I prefer a trebuchet Just make sure U've done yer homework!http://virtualtrebuchet.com/Documentation/DocumentationImages/TrebuchetStages.png :O:An old Mongol TricK-biological warfare 101:In 1345-6, while laying siege to the city of Kaffa, the Mongol army became infected with the Black Death. Gabriele de’ Mussi tells us what happened next:
“Whereupon the Tartars (Mongols), worn out by this pestilential disease, and falling on all sides as if thunderstruck, and seeing that they were perishing hopelessly, ordered the corpses to be placed upon their engines and thrown into the city of Kaffa. Accordingly were the bodies of the dead hurled over the walls, so that the Christians were not able to hide or protect themselves from this danger, although they carried away as many as possible and threw them into the sea.”https://media.giphy.com/media/9mDp2mqdmxTkk/giphy.gifhttp://virtualtrebuchet.com/#documentation_ExplanationOfSimulation (http://virtualtrebuchet.com/#documentation_ExplanationOfSimulation)

[Armistead]

Hey wait a sec! don't we have a fire extinguisher? It would save tango time in the kitchen! https://media.giphy.com/media/CSW2ga9NTfcQw/giphy.gif

That fire extinguisher isn't gonna do what the bilge stew will do....

[Armistead]

Another thought, why don't we carry out a shore raid, grab ourselves some old inner tubes, powerful length of knicker elastic, old rubber bands and anything else stretchy. Then we rig up a catapult and ping Aktung straight at the nearest passing ship with a suitable length of anchor chain and he can hook us up that way.

Blessings be upon you my son.

Because we are men and sailors in the navy and that would be illegal to raid our own nation....and boy, do you know what these country river people in Mississippi do to people that even walk on their property uninvited, much less steal from them...Now, I have no problem at all adding a catapult to the mix, just another thing to assure he makes it...but why not some of the bilge's spaghetti noodles.....same thing.. Still thinking somehow we can get the deck gun involved.

[Wolferz]

Get down to the machine shop to fashion a harpoon for the deck gun and a good length of rope lashed upon it should be sufficient for achieving the velocity needed for flight....


He did well until gravity and inertia forced him into that sandbar:woot:

Captain Hindsight was looking at the butt of the problem and suggested one of Eich's monkies should have been used for the first test.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/ePfyKlj.jpg "Piss off with that..."

[Armistead]

We made our first attempt last night, but something went wrong. It seems the fart and letting go of the prop must be better timed.... Aktung, after 3 extra servings farted before he let go of the prop. The sail doesn't work right with the wings, so somehow the sail must be deployed after flight has ended... Maybe instead of all this, why not just use the life raft and someone paddle to hook us up?

[Tango589]

Maybe instead of all this, why not just use the life raft and someone paddle to hook us up?

Where would be the fun in that? Go on, tell me, where???:shifty:

[Catfish]

Where would be the fun in that? Go on, tell me, where???:shifty:

If the Titanic fished us out, we would have enough ice for Aktung's moonshine :hmmm:

[Aktungbby]

ice for Aktung's moonshine :hmmm:
NO NO! Moonshine's fer Redneck white-trash where DamnedYankee is still all one word:D and the only real plumbing is: http://airshipdaily.com/moonshine/ (http://airshipdaily.com/moonshine/) https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/e0/05/b6/e005b6a404fe1a57a63e9e95394cb9e6.jpg Here in the world's wine capital since 1976 (intenshunal insult:stare:), http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/bottle-shock-2008 (http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/bottle-shock-2008) we effete-snob trash make our own brandy:up: https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/brandy-distiller-27897549.jpg http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Homemade-Brandy (http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Homemade-Brandy) :know: In either case we B on the lookout fer revenuers...and copper thieves!:yep: Otherwise an old bath tub will do. http://www.clawhammersupply.com/blogs/moonshine-still-blog/14183961-how-to-make-watermelon-moonshine-step-by-step-with-pictures (http://www.clawhammersupply.com/blogs/moonshine-still-blog/14183961-how-to-make-watermelon-moonshine-step-by-step-with-pictures)

[Tango589]

I'm cross about the lack of attendance in the Confessional. You all seem to be a Godless, heathen bunch whose souls are doomed to spend eternity in Damnation. Would a pint of Bilge Brew for each attendee entice anyone?

[Eichhörnchen]

Bake us a nice cake and you're on :yeah:

[Aktungbby]

Bake us a nice cake and you're on :yeah: That could prove a 'torte-ous' endeavor in the Bilge It's tough baking with the gas oven when the schnorkel is ....erect!:timeout:" let 'em eat cake"??!!> https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3363/3641384405_ca6a23e713_z.jpg (https://www.flickr.com/photos/nadezhdasvintsova/3641384405/in/gallery-itsyourdaycakes-72157623516555687/) awarded for keeping abreast of events in the galley :O: to celebrate our ship's new figurehead:arrgh!: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/1e/ae/c4/1eaec48b73c599da8e2de58a655dac8b.jpg Served with a little Cutty Sark of course!> http://www.seawitchartist.com/images/cuttysark-figurehead.jpghttps://www.flickr.com/photos/itsyourdaycakes/galleries/72157623516555687/ (https://www.flickr.com/photos/itsyourdaycakes/galleries/72157623516555687/)

[Catfish]

Ahh Nannie Dee.. right from the horse's .. tail :03:

[Armistead]

please turn over all your blow up doll flotation devices to me for inspection.

[fireftr18]

Served with a little Cutty Sark of course!

Fitting whiskey for The Bilge. It's a good complement to Bilge Brew.
:Kaleun_Cheers: :Kaleun_Sick:

[Armistead]

Can someone find the Christmas decorations! I'd like to get the sub decorated the day after Halloween.

[Eichhörnchen]

Are we having a real tree this year? I don't like sitting in the plastic one, it's not very comfortable.

[Armistead]

Checking the notes, the last annual board meeting we postponed on this day in 2014 will be postponed until 2017, please mark your calendars. This was also the day that Wolferz took pilgrimage to the head so this day will be a sub holiday in his honor.

[Armistead]

Are we having a real tree this year? I don't like sitting in the plastic one, it's not very comfortable.

that's wolferz's lap you're sitting in..

[Aktungbby]

Well since DONNA 52522http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/ranks/donna.jpg has left our ranks...we need a new 'glass ceiling' BILGE member and Melania Trump should 'fill the bill' nicely imho:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:http://www.pollhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/2016-10-05_1210.jpg:arrgh!: A 'trove of treasure' there! Armistead can hardly object: N. Carolina went for Trump and he likes models:O:!

[Wolferz]

that's wolferz's lap you're sitting in..


Sitting in my lap is like sitting on a tree.:arrgh!:

[Eichhörnchen]

Please let's not go there :doh::haha:

[Aktungbby]

^Wooden that B nice:D

[Eichhörnchen]

Oh, fir Pete's sake...

[Aktungbby]

I wonder if the Donald's first lady elect will ever be accused of Slovenly behavior!:O: Now that Betanov's outta the Brig (where I've spent a little time) his Cheese-cake insight wood B utilitarian upon this grave matter.:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Eichhörnchen]

It wood

[Eichhörnchen]

Talking of wood, can't someone light a fire or something and warm this bloody place up... it's nearly Christmas! Have you got anything that'll burn, Aktung? What about that huge pile of stinking, rigid socks under Wolferz's bunk?

[Wolferz]

Melania is wearing less than the gouda princess was and her picture is still here.

Must be that thing with the wealthy aristocracy.

Cheeses me off a bit is all.:arrgh!:

[Eichhörnchen]

Cheese... yes we must get a cheese board in for Christmas. That's the cook's job isn't it? Where the hell is he again?

[Aktungbby]

Cheese... yes we must get a cheese board in for Christmas. That's the cook's job isn't it? Where the hell is he again?
Did you say Roquefort or...ROGUEFORT!??:Kaleun_Wink:http://ell.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/02/480x720/54aa7369122cc_-_elle-14-filles-a-fromages-xln.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

She's wearing too many clothes

[fireftr18]

Talking of wood, can't someone light a fire or something and warm this bloody place up... it's nearly Christmas! Have you got anything that'll burn, Aktung? What about that huge pile of stinking, rigid socks under Wolferz's bunk?

Don't you dare burn those socks. They're bad enough just laying there. At least they're manageable. Burn them, then we all have to breath that nastiness. It'll get in our lungs and who knows what kind of sickness we'll get.

:Kaleun_Sick:

[Wolferz]

With a clothes pin on yer nose.
Those stiff crusty socks are for getting a bigger bounty from old saint Nick.

Just don't eat the candy or the toe jam..:arrgh!:

[Eichhörnchen]

You ought to use one in place of your current sig pic: something else that's long, rigid and deadly :)

"Tomorrow never comes if you get a whiff of this"

[Aktungbby]

You ought to use one in place of your current sig pic: something else that's long, rigid and deadly :)


At his age, if he used that long rigid 'something else'... it probably would be deadly:O:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/31/35/18/313518a5560c5c6fa624ce154b66c59b.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

Yeah, or at least his teeth might fall out... oh... err... yes :hmmm:

[Wolferz]

My weapon.
This is my gun.
The first is for killing.
Th second for fun.
Which would you prefer I use on a squirrel?:arrgh!:

[MYWolfe]

Hope you all are well, I'm back as me for now. I somehow didn't have a password I thought I had and I hadn't used my oild email I used to set my account here years ago in so long they deactivated it....so just saying hi to my old mates and wish you all a Merry Christmas.

Will the idiot that took the head seat off to make a wreath with please replace it....

[Aktungbby]

MYWolfe!:Kaleun_Salute:

[Eichhörnchen]

Will the idiot that took the head seat off to make a wreath with please replace it....



http://i.imgur.com/gQnWDoc.jpg Looks like.....

[Wolferz]

The captain is not an idiot. Show him the toilet seat, Aktung, then we'll see if he still wants it after the quartermaster issues the extra small toothbrush.
For cleaning poirposes.\
:arrgh!:

[MYWolfe]

I'm still the captain as I recall of the bag of bolts.. unless in my brief absences you guys demoted me, which can only be done in a board meeting , which i postponed until next year...

[Wolferz]

I'm still the captain as I recall of the bag of bolts.. unless in my brief absences you guys demoted me, which can only be done in a board meeting , which i postponed until next year...

Armistead?:haha:

You can't be a captain. You no longer live in a democracy. According to MSN News.


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/north-carolina-is-no-longer-a-democracy-report/ar-BBxv4Ou?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

Go join the Confederate navy,:salute:

[Eichhörnchen]

And I just scrapped a post suggesting we get a holographic Armistead for the Bilge Christmas Tree :haha:

[Tango589]

I'm feeling a bit confused, I may have missed something vital at some point. Is MYWolfe Armistead in disguise or am I getting this completely wrong?

[Jimbuna]

I'm feeling a bit confused, I may have missed something vital at some point. Is MYWolfe Armistead in disguise or am I getting this completely wrong?

A clue: Duplicate accounts are not allowed so he is always welcome to return as Armistead or alternatively, he can ask Neal to consider cancelling the original account and replace it with the newer one.

[Wolferz]

Armistead was formerly known as MWolfe on the Ubidrek boards.

I haven't a clue where he came up with MYWolfe. or why.
Sort him out Jim.:up:

[Onkel Neal]

Armistead, I have placed your new email address tam_ _ _ _ _ _ _ @gmail.com in your Armistead account, please check your email for the new password.

Neal

[Aktungbby]

Armistead was formerly known as MWolfe on the Ubidrek boards.

I haven't a clue where he came up with MYWolfe. or why.
Sort him out Jim.:up: ARMIBBY ALWAS NEEDS 'SORTING OUT' AS HE IS USUALLY 'OUT OF SORTS'!:D I thought it might B him but couldn't tell for sure!

[Wolferz]

ARMIBBY ALWAS NEEDS 'SORTING OUT' AS HE IS USUALLY 'OUT OF SORTS'!:D I thought it might B him but couldn't tell for sure!


The rumor making the rounds is that ArmiBBY was neutered by his wife and he was no longer able to perform the secret handshake to get aboard the Bilge.

Being pecker free is no excuse for donning a disguise to get aboard.:hmmm:

See, Neal? I told you that super glue would work.

[Aktungbby]

WELL...he's always implied his #1 enamorata was 'a nut-job':03: I've always thought of him as 'a man of many parts':doh:

[fireftr18]

Armistead was formerly known as MWolfe on the Ubidrek boards.

I haven't a clue where he came up with MYWolfe. or why.
Sort him out Jim.:up:

Kind of a tall order. Jim is under enough stress as it is. Don't stress him out more.
:Kaleun_Mad:

[Armistead]

I'm back to me again.. Thanks Neal!

Merry Christmas Rats

[Armistead]

Armistead was formerly known as MWolfe on the Ubidrek boards.

I haven't a clue where he came up with MYWolfe. or why.
Sort him out Jim.:up:

MY

Martin Y

Y being my middle initial

most people think it's Young, but I bet you can't spell it correctly

[Aktungbby]

but I bet you can't spell it correctly Sorry: I like my MartinY with drY vermouth! Shaken never stirred! https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/73/a8/6c/73a86caa19b3c151370f2e4dd887959f.jpg:Kaleun_Cheers : Cheers!When that rim looks level...you've had enough!:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

Y being my middle initial

most people think it's Young, but I bet you can't spell it correctly

Yung

[Wolferz]

Yang?
Yolanda?
Yomomma?

[Aktungbby]

This being a naval forum :Yabarak:D But possibly Yurchik or Yevgeny?

[Onkel Neal]

The rumor making the rounds is that ArmiBBY was neutered by his wife and he was no longer able to perform the secret handshake to get aboard the Bilge.

Being pecker free is no excuse for donning a disguise to get aboard.:hmmm:

See, Neal? I told you that super glue would work.

Hey, ummm, not the visual I was prepared for this morning;)

[Wolferz]

Hey, ummm, not the visual I was prepared for this morning

It's... it's like looking at a Ken doll. No rise on either side.:arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

Hey, ummm, not the visual I was prepared for this morning;)

It's... it's like looking at a Ken doll. No rise on either side.:arrgh!:

Never mind the Ken doll:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a6/WBSB_tower_sunset_jeh.JPG/800px-WBSB_tower_sunset_jeh.JPG

[Eichhörnchen]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2112486&postcount=10

This "recluse".... was his name Wolferz?

[Armistead]

My middle name is Yongue. I always laugh when people say yon gu ....Just think tongue, but use the Y

[Wolferz]

The Bilge rises slowly to periscope depth to look around.

Nothing to see.
Dive, dive, dive.

[Aktungbby]

The Bilge rises slowly to periscope depth to look around.

Nothing to see.
Dive, dive, dive.

https://media.giphy.com/media/PXdy52b3HDXSE/giphy.gif

[AVGWarhawk]

http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hubfs/53/periscope.jpg
http://www.wallpaperscharlie.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Beach-Girl-HD-Wallpapers-8-1.jpg

[ValoWay]

nice, i'll claim the left one! :arrgh!:

[fireftr18]

nice, i'll claim the left one! :arrgh!:
Okay, I'll take the other one.

[Aktungbby]

Poor AVG! he's not using the distortion-free lens scope:k_confused:...again:O: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/08/article-2623049-1D9216DE00000578-126_470x571.jpg

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Long time since I've been here...


Bracing for the flogging now.

[Tango589]

Long time since I've been here...


Bracing for the flogging now.

Never mind flogging, as this tubs' (atheist) padre, I order you to do 10 Hail Marys' and spend 1 hour trying to unblock the galley sink.

[fireftr18]

Never mind flogging, as this tubs' (atheist) padre, I order you to do 10 Hail Marys' and spend 1 hour trying to unblock the galley sink.

He'll need those Hail Mary's to try to unblock the sink after Wolferz stopped it up.

[Commander Wallace]

http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hubfs/53/periscope.jpg
http://www.wallpaperscharlie.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Beach-Girl-HD-Wallpapers-8-1.jpg


:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up::Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Bloody hell Wolf, what did you do to this poor sink?!

[THEBERBSTER]

Make a note AVG.
Must get a bigger periscope.
Peter

[Wolferz]

I knew there was a reason we parked in the mouth of the Big Muddy.

Sorry for the absence guys but I found a nice bar on Bourbon street and it all got real foggy after that.:Kaleun_Cheers:

The sink has been stopped up ever since Donna was the cook. I think she jammed a nug in there.

Replace the drain pipes. Easy fix.

[fireftr18]

Bloody hell Wolf, what did you do to this poor sink?!

Don't worry, we got new member. I sent him to help you unclog it.
:Kaleun_Salute:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/D9DuotK.jpg "Okay... where's the job?"

[Wolferz]

http://i.imgur.com/D9DuotK.jpg "Okay... where's the job?"

In the galley.
Try to keep up.:03:

[Armistead]

Checking in....any news

Anyways, deck gun practice will resume as soon as we get a new inner tube for the rocks.

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Not to my knowledge.

[Armistead]

When you get my age, no news is good news...Everyone as they were..

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/GS7WkjD.jpg

"There's a really nasty, dizzzgusting cheesy smell down here... don't you young men ever change your socks?"

[fireftr18]

http://i.imgur.com/GS7WkjD.jpg

"There's a really nasty, dizzzgusting cheesy smell down here... don't you young men ever change your socks?"

It's Wolferz's cooking.
:Kaleun_Sick::Kaleun_Sick:

[Aktungbby]

:Kaleun_Periskop:https://media0.giphy.com/media/OItSNE5Nt8Djq/giphy.gif

[Tango589]

So the young Padawan returns. I checked my nuts after you disappeared this time (since you're supposed to be the Treasurer)... luckily all present and correct. If you go off like that again I'm going to saw all the branches off your bloody tree.

According to Eichhornchen, I'm supposed to be the TREASURER round here. When the bleedin' heck did this happen? I will have to find time to fit in the treasury jobs in as well as being this tubs' Atheist Padre as well as Best Dressed Crew Member!

There's no rest for the wicked is there?

PS. where is the petty cash tin hidden and what's in it?

[Eichhörnchen]

Relax... I wasn't referring to The Bilge but that other place of treetop buffoonery. So maybe I was thinking of Harvs... he also disappeared suddenly one day. Your Vice-President's seat is still vacant, btw.

[fireftr18]

According to Eichhornchen, I'm supposed to be the TREASURER round here. When the bleedin' heck did this happen? I will have to find time to fit in the treasury jobs in as well as being this tubs' Atheist Padre as well as Best Dressed Crew Member!

There's no rest for the wicked is there?

PS. where is the petty cash tin hidden and what's in it?

Last I saw, the petty cash tin was in The Bilge's head. You don't want to know what's in it. I think Wolferz put it in there. :Kaleun_Sick:

[Armistead]

Unless there's been a mutiny, I still command this ship, so all offices are as they were. I took over when Wolferz took his pilgrimage to the head, Our last board meeting in 2016 was rescheduled to 2017, that one has also been postponed until the Great Wolferz speaks. Until that moment, as you were!

[Armistead]

According to Eichhornchen, I'm supposed to be the TREASURER round here. When the bleedin' heck did this happen? I will have to find time to fit in the treasury jobs in as well as being this tubs' Atheist Padre as well as Best Dressed Crew Member!

There's no rest for the wicked is there?

PS. where is the petty cash tin hidden and what's in it?

Who is this Eichornchen? What power has he here? Tango is one of the originals, although not in the First Rats club. Tango remains in his position and I firmly stand behind him!

[Aktungbby]

According to Eichhornchen, I'm supposed to be the TREASURER round here. When the bleedin' heck did this happen? I will have to find time to fit in the treasury jobs in as well as being this tubs' Atheist Padre as well as Best Dressed Crew Member!

There's no rest for the wicked is there?

PS. where is the petty cash tin hidden and what's in it?

Last I saw, the petty cash tin was in The Bilge's head. You don't want to know what's in it. I think Wolferz put it in there. :Kaleun_Sick: As chief-of- the-boat, the petty cash, mostly coins stolen from Tango's collection tithe-box anyway, is hidden in my spare sock for use as a 'billy' on mutinous crewmen who shirk their Bilge duty. A PM to fearless leader Wolferz has proved unavailing...as yet..:Kaleun_Crying:

[Armistead]

As chief-of- the-boat, the petty cash, mostly coins stolen from Tango's collection tithe-box anyway, is hidden in my spare sock for use as a 'billy' on mutinous crewmen who shirk their Bilge duty. A PM to fearless leader Wolferz has proved unavailing...as yet..:Kaleun_Crying:


and who the hell made you COB?

[Eichhörnchen]

Who is this Eichornchen? What power has he here?

I cannot tell you but that it is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, all done up in a furry skin

[Aktungbby]

Aktunk, I'm promoting you to COB so you'll be positioned directly under me. Time to start whipping the crew into shape....

NOT HAPPENIN"!!! I know what You use 'cobs positioned directly under you' for! :Kaleun_Goofy:'Specially since fearless leader is locked in the head with the pigboat's TP allotment...buffing his Rat's tail scales to a gleam! We are forced to be innovative....you get back the TP and use the corn to feed the nanny-goat and I'll reconsider and if ya wanna teach Tango, the chef-padre, to make corn pone with bilgebrew gravy 'n grits ....well I've dined in Southern truck stops; it beats Breitlingspülver. http://us.123rf.com/450wm/costin79/costin791206/costin79120600019/13957075-a-lot-of-old-corn-maize.jpg

Aktung, you will follow orders. Everyone must know their position, you're under me, Swamp is under you and so on. Sorry, everyone can't be on top. Imagine a branch diagram chart, there's Wolferz, then me under him, you under me. Your position is most important, because you have several men under you at the same time, all looking for your guidance.

Now, assign positions to all the men under you and I'll stand behind you all the way....

and who the hell made you COB? U DID! And after not so gentle persuasion at that! You're obviously not not taking your ARICEPT again; your memory is slipping and the only thing that 'gets hard' on U these days is your arteries:O: so I'll feel a lot safer when you're 'standing behind me ...all the way...:oops: which is a relief to me since Fearless Leader, Wolferz, absconded with all of the Aft-o-Glide when he went AWOL.:k_confused:

[Armistead]

U DID! And after not so gentle persuasion at that! You're obviously not not taking your ARICEPT again; your memory is slipping and the only thing that 'gets hard' on U these days is your arteries:O: so I'll feel a lot safer when you're 'standing behind me ...all the way...:oops: which is a relief to me since Fearless Leader, Wolferz, absconded with all of the Aft-o-Glide when he went AWOL.:k_confused:



oh, I did....OK.....as you were...Hopefully we get ole bucket of boats out to sea soon..

[Armistead]

Merry Christmas Rats...

Hope all you guys are doing well and having a great holiday. Often wonder how some of my old buddies are doing, Wern, Wolferz, Blow, Bigdog, Ancient, Fire, so many from a decade ago. Guess it's been a few years since I've played, but some good times.

Many blessing to you all!

[Aktungbby]

AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS 2 U! https://i.pinimg.com/564x/3f/ae/33/3fae335a9e23299915bbdc370b87381d--happy-birthday-jesus-my-birthday.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

Wot, The Bilge? Again? Merry Christmas, Bilge Rats :)

[fireftr18]

Merry Christmas Rats...

Hope all you guys are doing well and having a great holiday. Often wonder how some of my old buddies are doing, Wern, Wolferz, Blow, Bigdog, Ancient, Fire, so many from a decade ago. Guess it's been a few years since I've played, but some good times.

Many blessing to you all!
Thank you sir, the the same back at ya!
:Kaleun_Salute:
It's been 10 years? Doesn't seem like it. Those were some fun times over at the Ubisoft forum. Glad so many moved to here when Ubisoft messed it up.
:Kaleun_Cheers:

[Eichhörnchen]

Where's Wolferz?

[Aktungbby]

PM'S TO FEARLESS LEADER ARE NOT ANSWERED; I'M A LITTLE WORRIED

[Armistead]

PM'S TO FEARLESS LEADER ARE NOT ANSWERED; I'M A LITTLE WORRIED

His last activity on the forum shows 7/11/17, so been awhile for sure. I hope he's doing well and will sign in.

[fireftr18]

His last activity on the forum shows 7/11/17, so been awhile for sure. I hope he's doing well and will sign in.
Same here Armistead. I hope, like so many, real life takes over and he had to set aside a little, and will return.

[Eichhörnchen]

It's his birthday next Tuesday (3rd)