The Bilge

[Wolferz]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/wonder/life-of-squirrel-amazing-squirrel-pov-climbing-a-tree/vi-BBkrmtC?ocid=iehp

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/f8hbja7.jpg :har: I don't have to knock myself out like that these days, Wolferz...

[Wolferz]

Effective immediately, all crew members will report to Aktungbby's barber.
Ya gotta love that BIlgerat hair cut I came across:D I mean....there it was! http://www.liketotally80s.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rat-tail-4.jpgnow for a little electric tape on my nipples and one of your toothy earings :arrgh!:
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[Aktungbby]

:k_rofl::k_rofl::k_rofl:GREAT! Now we'll B entangled by our scaly tails .....and our hair queues!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Ratking.jpg

[Wolferz]

:k_rofl::k_rofl::k_rofl:GREAT! Now we'll B entangled by our scaly tails .....and our hair queues!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Ratking.jpg

It's the only way to keep this motley crew from going AWOL.:yep:

Chaining them to the oars proved to be a horrible mistake when the normal bodily functions kicked in.

[Aktungbby]

Chaining them to the oars proved to be a horrible mistake when the normal bodily functions kicked in.http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2011/12/21/1324462842199/BEN-HUR-1959-004.jpg C'mon! that's how we kept each other's toes warm! Of course the bright side was you finally made it out of the head and got some sun for a change!:O:http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2011/12/21/1324462867515/BEN-HUR-1959-001.jpg

[Wolferz]

If you want something done right!!!...

Somebody (Armistead!) needs to go fetch Donna before the SP's catch up with her.
I have received a disturbing report that she is running drunk amok and apologizing while putting boots to nads at a local Golf Tournament.

Wear your Cod Piece.

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Finally back after God knows how long. I'm glad to see it hasn't changed one damned bit.

While we're speaking of flatulence, I must say that, while my own stink to high heaven, provided I eat right, I am the only one to ever have to smell them, which completely takes the fun out of it.

No, the reward goes to my 15-year old German Shepherd mix, who will (I kid you not) sit in front of a fan pointed at my family and I as we watch television, let loose a god-awful fart, and walk away as if nothing happened.:shifty:

[Wolferz]

Finally back after God knows how long. I'm glad to see it hasn't changed one damned bit.

While we're speaking of flatulence, I must say that, while my own stink to high heaven, provided I eat right, I am the only one to ever have to smell them, which completely takes the fun out of it.

No, the reward goes to my 15-year old German Shepherd mix, who will (I kid you not) sit in front of a fan pointed at my family and I as we watch television, let loose a god-awful fart, and walk away as if nothing happened.:shifty:

My female German Shepherd would frequently do the same thing.
That's when I realized the origin of the phrase...
Payback's a bitch.:haha:

I trust you had a refreshing leave of absence.:up:

[Aktungbby]

I have received a disturbing report that she is running drunk amok and apologizing while putting boots to nads at a local Golf Tournament.
Well those Well-linked Country Club kahunas dimpled cajoneshttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41YbKXDe8tL._AC_UL320_SR236,320_.jpg only require one type of stiff putter....the one on the Kangaroo bag. :O:

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

My female German Shepherd would frequently do the same thing.
That's when I realized the origin of the phrase...
Payback's a bitch.:haha:

I trust you had a refreshing leave of absence.:up:

I most certainly did, thank you very much. Now, ON WITH THE SCALLYWAGGIN'!

[Wolferz]

I most certainly did, thank you very much. Now, ON WITH THE SCALLYWAGGIN'!

No, you're on ne'er do well duty this week.

[Armistead]

If you want something done right!!!...

Somebody (Armistead!) needs to go fetch Donna before the SP's catch up with her.
I have received a disturbing report that she is running drunk amok and apologizing while putting boots to nads at a local Golf Tournament.

Wear your Cod Piece.

Donna and I remain in contact. :D

[Armistead]

Finally back after God knows how long. I'm glad to see it hasn't changed one damned bit.

While we're speaking of flatulence, I must say that, while my own stink to high heaven, provided I eat right, I am the only one to ever have to smell them, which completely takes the fun out of it.

No, the reward goes to my 15-year old German Shepherd mix, who will (I kid you not) sit in front of a fan pointed at my family and I as we watch television, let loose a god-awful fart, and walk away as if nothing happened.:shifty:


You were demoted! Since you were already the lowest position {we don't rank the lowers} we created yet a lower position for you. Return to the aft, Swamp has your new orders.......and yes, he's smiling for a reason.

[Aktungbby]

I most certainly did, thank you very much. Now, ON WITH THE SCALLYWAGGIN'!

Technically only Armistead's a scallywag, the rest of us are carpetbagging scaly tailed poltroons! :D :woot: http://www.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_difference_between_a_scalawag_and_a_ca rpetbagger (http://www.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_difference_between_a_scalawag_and_a_ca rpetbagger)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/c3c2eOI.jpg "Has anyone seen my duck?"

[Tango589]

It was last seen been carried into the galley by Donna. We are expecting a good dinner tonight.

[Eichhörnchen]

Then you need to warn her: that duck is vicious and has caused me a lot of trouble. Anyway, you wouldn't want to eat it if you knew where it's been.

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

I would be more concerned on where that groundhog has been :o:o

[Wolferz]

Then you need to warn her: that duck is vicious and has caused me a lot of trouble. Anyway, you wouldn't want to eat it if you knew where it's been.

The duck never had a chance.:doh:

Could somebody put my avatar back where it belongs or did my subscription run out?

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/l1p04zT.jpg Did he taste nice?

[Aktungbby]

^that should be DIP for "Digested in Pieces' :Kaleun_Salivating:

[Wolferz]

http://i.imgur.com/l1p04zT.jpg Did he taste nice?

A little rubbery actually but that might have been the ground retread stuffing.:O:

[Aktungbby]

A little rubbery actually but that might have been the ground retread stuffing.:O:
Unfortunately not. Dyslexic Donna thougt 'rub the duck' (with oregano, pepper, spices and oils etc) was 'Rub der Duck' resulting in a minor culinary mishap. http://cdn.grid.fotosearch.com/CSP/CSP041/k0419859.jpgFortunately a bilgerat's digestion is tough-for those of us with our own teeth!:D!

[Eichhörnchen]

^:rotfl2::haha::rotfl2::haha:

[Wolferz]

Unfortunately not. Dyslexic Donna thougt 'rub the duck' (with oregano, pepper, spices and oils etc) was 'Rub der Duck' resulting in a minor culinary mishap. http://cdn.grid.fotosearch.com/CSP/CSP041/k0419859.jpgFortunately a bilgerat's digestion is tough-for those of us with our own teeth!:D!


Your boon may prove to be boondoggle once the alimentary canal gets ahold of it. Burnt rubber anyone?:doh:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/image.php?u=238285&dateline=1417474382 (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=238285) Anybody know what's happened to my Vice Chairman? I only hope he's been observing the Club motto: "Keep Your Nuts Safe".

[Armistead]

Having become disgusted with the bilge and it's members, I try not to visit here much. I am trying to refine my life to that as a member of the upright human race. Still, I find myself returning, yearning for the smell of diesel, body odor and the stench of Donna's cooking. I find I miss the red eyes, bone thin bodies and drunken pagan behaviors. I miss the days where we gathered trading stories and new ideas on herpes treatment. I miss the parties in the aft!!!

Maybe it is true, "You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave."

Still, I was we would head out on patrol and be proud to be the men we once were! If only we were properly led.

[Wolferz]

Having become disgusted with the bilge and it's members, I try not to visit here much. I am trying to refine my life to that as a member of the upright human race. Still, I find myself returning, yearning for the smell of diesel, body odor and the stench of Donna's cooking. I find I miss the red eyes, bone thin bodies and drunken pagan behaviors. I miss the days where we gathered trading stories and new ideas on herpes treatment. I miss the parties in the aft!!!

Maybe it is true, "You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave."

Still, I wish we would head out on patrol and be proud to be the men we once were! If only we were properly led.

How many times do you need to be told to take over!???
I've been trying to delegate authoriti but it seems to be falling on deaf ears and that dumb smile

Go ahead and take us out number one.
I'll be in the head contemplating my belly button..

[Armistead]

I am now leader, Yes Sir..I will lead us!!

1MC , This is your new leader. I will lead us into fame and glory again!

All stations report status!

C'mon men, Donna and Aktung, are you all with me!!

[Armistead]

My first order, arrest Wolferz and lock him up in the head!

[nikimcbee]

I am now leader, Yes Sir..I will lead us!!

1MC , This is your new leader. I will lead us into fame and glory again!

All stations report status!

C'mon men, Donna and Aktung, are you all with me!!

The South will rise again!
https://zendirtzendust.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/mustache.jpg?w=908

My first order, arrest Wolferz and lock him up in the head!

Make sure it's the head with the red seat!
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1700723297_1/Free-Shipping-Kawaii-Plush-Polka-Dots-Red-Hello-font-b-Kitty-b-font-font-b-Toilet.jpg

[fireftr18]

Having become disgusted with the bilge and it's members, I try not to visit here much.

Are you saying you're disgusted with yourself? You do realize you're a lifetime member whether we and you like it or not. Now I think you need to help Wolferz to contemplate his belly button.

[yubba]

[QUOTE=Armistead;2325498]Having become disgusted with the bilge and it's members, I try not to visit here much.
when you put out ta sea,, you don't go any farther than you care to walk ,, it makes for an interesting swim.

[Aktungbby]

My god! he's been distilling and guzzlin' his corn-cob stash for the out-house again and probably threw in the pone cookin' corn too. I notice he's always threatening to put Wolferz in the head...where he does his best thinking actually...as do most of us :subsim: mancavers:Dhttps://www.warhistoryonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/141.jpg clearly a case of out-house envy. http://www.photographyblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/outhouse17.jpg The Three holer: Accomodates ArmiBBY,:up: Bear:yeah: and an imaginary Friend!:yeah::up:

[Armistead]

I just want to lead us all to victory before the war is over! I hear the Japanese are invading New Orleans as we speak! Since our engines don't work, I want you all to sew your underwear into one big sail so we can head down the Mississippi river. I've ordered us a 7.5 Evinrude as well! We have no torps or ammo for the guns, so I want you guys to figure out a weapon we can fire when I charge us into the enemy.

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Sorry to make this minor derailment, but I just want to say take a moment to remember our fellow subsim captain, Ken Wright, or more commonly, Laufen zum ziel. Another good lad has passed form our ranks onto the last, eternal patrol.

Fair winds and following seas, mate. Bravo Zulu, and lastly, good hunting.:Kaleun_Salute:

PS: I know I'm late, but still. It's always a hit to the community when we hear this kind of news.

[Armistead]

A subsim member? Trying to recall him....is there a post regarding him on the board anywhere?

Salute to this comrade!

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2323840&postcount=1

[Wolferz]

My first order, arrest Wolferz and lock him up in the head!

'Zactly! what I wanted.

There's a secret entrance to my Tardis in there. (It's bigger on the inside) and I can take the boat anywhere, anytime at my discretion.:arrgh!:

Well, it's a replacement Tardis or ReTardis if you will.

Captain Who out.

[Armistead]

....Psss, Capt. Wolferz, the men won't respond to my orders and have locked themselves up in the aft.

[Aktungbby]

locked themselves up in the aft[/I].
UNCLEAR HERE! you mean actually battened/closed the hatch or just being retentively puckerish:timeout: We can't have that! This mighty Man-o'-war operates on ' rum, buggery and the lash'... to misquote a certain 1st Sealord:D http://lh5.ggpht.com/-iI7xx8x1-f8/UC71Fkm4BPI/AAAAAAAAXUo/gCZ7goJHLC4/Winston%252520Churchill%252520-%252520Navy%252520Admiralty%252520years%25255B8%25 255D.png?imgmax=800 (http://lh5.ggpht.com/-EAN4nqDqkFY/UC71FFI-PDI/AAAAAAAAXUg/1Fl28hM6hEw/Winston%252520Churchill%252520-%252520Navy%252520Admiralty%252520years-8x6.jpg?imgmax=800)
http://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-1433,00.html (http://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-1433,00.html) We only emulate the finest traditions aboard own happy skow! As COB I keep meticulous records! http://lowres.jantoo.com/military-lash-lashes-drink-drinks-rum-10302871_low.jpg (http://www.jantoo.com/cartoon/10302871)
And to keep the record clear on this 'ship of fools' they probably scampered through the hatch...before getting 'Pogue'd' in the gandu:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/Rum_sodomy_and_the_lash.jpg
AS OBLT.z. S. U-666: My favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Lw9545dCM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Lw9545dCM)

[Eichhörnchen]

I think all this hoo-ha going on down there at the moment is maybe due to a temporary absence of Pastoral Care...

[Fubar2Niner]

Amen brother Eichhornchen.

[Wolferz]

Probably aft filchin all the Bilge Brew and celebrating the absence of a captain.... a REAL captain.

[Tango589]

*yawns lavishly*
I'm back, did anyone miss me? Did I miss anything good? I think I imbibed a little too freely on the Bilge Brew and fell asleep behind the stove. How long was I out for?

[Harvs]

^ thought you got stuck in the pub after last drinks :haha:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/image.php?u=238285&dateline=1417474382 (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/member.php?u=238285) So the itinerant Pastor has returned to his flock: maybe you lot down there will quieten up now...

[Armistead]

*yawns lavishly*
I'm back, did anyone miss me? Did I miss anything good? I think I imbibed a little too freely on the Bilge Brew and fell asleep behind the stove. How long was I out for?


just 8 months, but no one noticed.

[Wolferz]

No worries on the buggery...
Donna has been mixing saltpeter in with the food so she doesn't have to worry about surprise nocturnal visits from the crew.:arrgh!:

[donna52522]

The Bilge on the second page, really?

[Wolferz]

....Psss, Capt. Wolferz, the men won't respond to my orders and have locked themselves up in the aft.

Stop psssing on me!

The lads are smart, we all lock up our aft when you're around.

[Wolferz]

Submitting to the obligatory crab check...

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/AAcWfZ6.jpg

Naturally, Armistead discovers he's infected...

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/B7gjdnvCEAALxJ4.jpg

Donna shows off a picture of her 'Frisco sightseeing tour...

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/santa-with-butt-plug.jpg

"Weebles wobble, butt they don't fall down the aft hatch"

[Aktungbby]

http://www.rickcampbellauthor.com/styled/files/w3-1-heads-2.jpg No wonder the captain's head (Wolferz's hidy-hole) looks the way it does. Just a reminder from the COB: no flushing whilst the Ball tank is being pressurized...:/\\!! https://www.warhistoryonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/141.jpg

[Wolferz]

http://www.rickcampbellauthor.com/styled/files/w3-1-heads-2.jpg No wonder the captain's head (Wolferz's hidy-hole) looks the way it does. Just a reminder from the COB: no flushing whilst the Ball tank is being pressurized...:/\\!! https://www.warhistoryonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/141.jpg

Put us in dry dock for an overhaul of the head...
I'll be in the Retardis. It has a much bigger comfort station.

[Wolferz]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/AAd7PpF.jpg

Sea Bunnies freak me out!

[Aktungbby]

Very soon, fresh loaves of bread would sprout white fungi, which the crews promptly nicknamed as “Rabbits”, due to the white fuzzy appearance. http://www.uboataces.com/images/loading_food.jpg National Loaf recipe:

Ingredients:
(Yields: 10 loaves)
Potato Flour - 1740g
Salt Sea Fine - 140g
Tap Water - 4740ML
Vitamin C - 6g
Wholemeal flour - 5220g
Yeast - 210g

Method:
Mix all ingredients in spiral mixer for 3/5 min
Place dough in lightly oiled container, let rest for 45 minutes
Knock back and let rest for another 45 min
Scale at 1kg, first shape (round)
Rest 10-15 min, then second shape
Place bread in oiled baking tins, prove for 45-60 min at 28-32c
Bake at 208c top 204c bottom, with 5 sec steam. Open vent after 25 min, bake for a further 25 min
Remove from tins immediately and cool on a rack All these years of subsimming and the moldy bread is suddenly giving you "Night of the Fuzzy Lepus " trauma...it's the Eastern Front for kaleuns gone 'Loony'. Try to keep it together Fearless Leader; We won't tell.:o

[Wolferz]

http://www.uboataces.com/images/loading_food.jpg National Loaf recipe:

Ingredients:
(Yields: 10 loaves)
Potato Flour - 1740g
Salt Sea Fine - 140g
Tap Water - 4740ML
Vitamin C - 6g
Wholemeal flour - 5220g
Yeast - 210g

Method:
Mix all ingredients in spiral mixer for 3/5 min
Place dough in lightly oiled container, let rest for 45 minutes
Knock back and let rest for another 45 min
Scale at 1kg, first shape (round)
Rest 10-15 min, then second shape
Place bread in oiled baking tins, prove for 45-60 min at 28-32c
Bake at 208c top 204c bottom, with 5 sec steam. Open vent after 25 min, bake for a further 25 min
Remove from tins immediately and cool on a rack All these years of subsimming and the moldy bread is suddenly giving you "Night of the Fuzzy Lepus " trauma...it's the Eastern Front for kaleuns gone 'Loony'. Try to keep it together Fearless Leader; We won't tell.:o

That critter pic is not a loaf of bread!:timeout:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/MnDO9dY.jpg You better look and make sure it hasn't got a face next time you make some toast...

[Wolferz]

http://i.imgur.com/MnDO9dY.jpg You better look and make sure it hasn't got a face next time you make some toast...


I hate raisin bread!

Especially when you bakes it!

Those might not be raisins!

Have you been eating those honey glazed prunes again?

[Armistead]

I'm done with shore leave. I gave orders to have this sub in tip top shape, it looks worse than when I left it!

Aktung, I don't recall who's COB or if we have one, but you're it now. I'm holding you accountable for whipping the men back in shape. I want to be on patrol in two weeks.

[Aktungbby]

JEEZE! You made me COB and made me do it too after I initially declined. We need a used Russian Piranha mini-sub I think; they hold a crew of nine-just right for the Bilge IMHO. Glad to see you're back it's been dull lately! :O:

[Armistead]

We're going on patrol in two weeks if we have to do it in the damn life rafts....

[Wolferz]

Buckle up your chastity belts!:o

If you need anything, I'll be in this nasty head, cleaning it.

With your toothbrush.

If this personal hygiene device had been invented somewhere other than your home town...

It would've been called a Teethbrush.:O::03:

[Aktungbby]

Buckle up your chastity belts!:o

I Got mine hangin' in the locker at the ready!:oops: Kinda tickles when enemy sonar's pingin'! Can't imagine what Donna's looks like:timeout: I know Tango's got one to match his ecumenical celice:O: The Padre's always prepared as the Lord 'giveth and taketh' ...:sunny: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Venetian-chastity.JPG/800px-Venetian-chastity.JPG

[Wolferz]

Only you would have the shark bite/ Lampray model, Aktung.:yeah:

[Aktungbby]

Well ya gotta do what ya gotta do! The Bilge's pucker factor tends to get extreme on long patrols...after a fortnight ASEA, Armistead is a raging buggering hormonal mess...and you're the only one with a secure locking head to hide in-scuzzed out to the max but safe!:03: No wonder the 'nag' finally ships him back out to sea. Even Bear can't handle his farts. I sure hope we don't patrol in the inflatable damn life rafts; I won't be able to sit down anywhere with those lamprey teeth-we'll sink. I haven't actually tried swimming wearing one:hmmm: maybe the frog kick & dog-paddle to save needless wear and tear on my lacerated oversized gluteus maximii which could attract sharks...:stare:

[Wolferz]

In your own back yard.:yeah:

A knurled turd is a happy turd.

Kiln fired in Eich's bread oven ready for painting.:doh:

[Eichhörnchen]

You think I'd let you lot near my bread oven?

[Wolferz]

You think I'd let you lot near my bread oven?


You'll need to sleep at some point in time.:shifty::arrgh!::D

Besides, they don't call it pinching a loaf for turds and giggles.

Aktung is so prolific, he sometimes names them.

Edited for Steve.

[Eichhörnchen]

My son likewise, but I never thought of naming them...:hmmm:

I realise now why I don't come down here so often...

[Wolferz]

And something has to catch it. That makes the Bilge the most important part of any ship.:rock:

My son likewise, but I never thought of naming them...:hmmm:

I realise now why I don't come down here so often...

Well, when you're down here, you have no place to go but up. :up:
I have met my share of steaming piles that have a name during the six decades I've tread this rock. I'd bet the farm that you have too.
I do believe that someone once named one Bono.:haha:

[Eichhörnchen]

You do spend far more time in the head than is good for you, Wolferz :yep:

[swamprat69er]

You do spend far more time in the head than is good for you, Wolferz :yep:
Maybe he likes the privacy to communicate with an 'old friend'.:D

[Aktungbby]

Aktung is so prolific, he sometimes names them.



Yup: Hades, Mephisto, Erebus, Pluto, Prince of Darkness and occasionally Hail Proctology! :huh:

[Eichhörnchen]

I'm going back topside now...

[swamprat69er]

I'm going back topside now...
chicken!!:D

[Wolferz]

Maybe he likes the privacy to communicate with an 'old friend'.:D

Communicate?
He's not particularly loquacious and gets beaten down for it.:shucks:

Yup: Hades, Mephisto, Erebus, Pluto, Prince of Darkness and occasionally Hail Proctology! :huh:
You keep forgetting "C'mon Ice Cream!" after firefiter' three alarm Chili surprise

chicken!!:D

ROTDLMAO!:har::har::har:

I think he's just squaemish.:arrgh!:

[swamprat69er]

Communicate?
He's not particularly loquacious and gets beaten down for it.:shucks:
.:arrgh!:
If he wasn't comunicating, then maybe he was shaking hands with an old friend.:D

[Wolferz]

If he wasn't comunicating, then maybe he was shaking hands with an old friend.:D
Vigorously and often. The two nuts living next door are very productive, even at my age.:03::O:

[Armistead]

I've had it with y'all.......I am running this ship now. I want it in tip top shape. I want Wolferz removed from the head, even if by force. I want it remodeled and things so clean Neal would be happy to eat in it.

We will have no weapons, so I want some ram installed on the front. Our guns don't work so I got us all slingshots. When i call battle stations, we will all go topside, sling shots firing and ram the enemy.

[swamprat69er]

?Where?

[Aktungbby]

Aktung is so prolific, he sometimes names them.



:rock:Well there's your ramming vessel





I've had it with y'all.......I am running this ship now. I want it in tip top shape. I want Wolferz removed from the head, even if by force. I want it remodeled and things so clean Neal would be happy to eat in it.

We will have no weapons, so I want some ram installed on the front. Our guns don't work so I got us all slingshots. When i call battle stations, we will all go topside, sling shots firing and ram the enemy.http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/rmhttp/schools/primaryhistory/images/ancient_greeks/sea_and_ships/g_replica_of_an_ancient_athenian_warship_trireme_o ff_i_land_of_poros.jpg
http://www.ancient.eu/uploads/images/display-154.jpg?v=1431030817 (http://www.ancient.eu/uploads/images/154.jpg?v=1431030817)http://trireme.gr/images/trireme/thumbs/trireme34.jpg (http://trireme.gr/images/trireme/big/trireme34.jpg)Well I've got it all covered- I ain't COB fer nuthin': we go Trireme style And mount an Archimedean catapault (Huge slingshot ArmiBBY) on the deck I got dibs on the Thranites rowing position otherwise known as a "stool-rower" :shucks: on the upper deck https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Trireme_cut-fr.svg/300px-Trireme_cut-fr.svg.png (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Trireme_cut-fr.svg)in 'honor' of my so-called 'named offspring':-?
The 'cat' can throw a 500 lb stone...for close work we'll go ballista https://www.cs.drexel.edu/~crorres/bbc_archive/catapult.JPGWe'll recruit new bilgerats for the lower deck rowing positions- about 150 for daylong outings up to 300 Kilometers at a comfortable 7+ knots! http://www.hexapolis.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Inventions_Archimedes_Catapults_1.jpghttp://www.ageofempires.com/blog/?p=12331 (http://www.ageofempires.com/blog/?p=12331) Swamp can beat rhythm to keep everything in three decks of rowing tempo'd and our Padre, Tango can pour libations:up: to Neptune(aka Poseidon as it's all Greek to Armistead anyway:huh:) for our safety while on the Wine Dark Sea. :hmmm:

[Wolferz]

Huh?
What?

No, I'm not coming out. You're just going to have to hold it until your eyes turn yellow.:o

[fireftr18]

Aktungboy, sign me up as long as I blow up something.

Huh?
What?

No, I'm not coming out. You're just going to have to hold it until your eyes turn yellow.:o
I thought you were already out. That's what Armistead said anyway.

[Aktungbby]

Your in charge of the rock pile for the catapault; But bring an old fire hose!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up: If you can mix up a little greek fire for wolferz's clay pisspots, we'll add caltrops and really get messy! Clay grenades that were filled with Greek fire, surrounded by caltrops (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caltrop), 10th–12th centuryhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Liquid_fire_granades_Chania.jpg/220px-Liquid_fire_granades_Chania.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Liquid_fire_granades_Chania.jpg)https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8a/Greek_Fire_mechanism_after_Haldon_and_Byrne.jpg/220px-Greek_Fire_mechanism_after_Haldon_and_Byrne.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Greek_Fire_mechanism_after_Haldon_and_Byrne.j pg)greekfire nozzle (pics enlarge) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_fire (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_fire):Kaleun_Salivating:

[Wolferz]

:DI'll just stand way back here with my water wings at the ready.:yep:.

You going to call this The Hunley maneuver?

[Aktungbby]

You're still the captain. Since rowing is with half the crew at 7 knots changing out rowers periodically to maintain speed and leading the tempo inducing rowing songs is critical! When ramming at full speed: 15 knots!!!!; EVERY ONE's ON the oar and switching to reverse in unison after impact is crucial. Also: your in charge of all the vinegar-soaked ox-hides on the upper decks/sides to keep any opponents from Greek Fire'g US! Should be fun;:sunny: we can work on our tans and Tango's vitamin D deficiency will improve. We were getting a awfully pasty (sorry Donna) crankin' that Hunley on a splintery sweat and piss soaked wooden seat.:/\\!!

[Wolferz]

As you were then.:salute:

[Aktungbby]

The name of our new vessel, built primarily of pine for lightness and nimble handlin' is U-REEKHA after the inventor of our main Catapult Archimedes (and the Bilge's pervasive stench:nope:) who tore through the streets of Syracuse stark nekkid yelling that word (Eureka) a Bilgerat at heart IMHO!:yep: Throw in a little Pi and the only screw we'll really need to keep our new scow afloat with pumpwise; (pine leaks:O:): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Archimedes-screw_one-screw-threads_with-ball_3D-view_animated_small.gif (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Archimedes-screw_one-screw-threads_with-ball_3D-view_animated_small.gif)Archimedes' screw pump :stare: and we should be good to go. Nuthin' good goes outta style...after 2250 years BBY! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/ba/SS_Archimedes_by_Huggins_cropped.jpg/300px-SS_Archimedes_by_Huggins_cropped.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SS_Archimedes_by_Huggins_cropped.jpg) <SS Archimedes was a ship built in Britain (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom) in 1839. She is notable for being the world's first steamship to be driven by a screw propeller.:yeah: :arrgh!:

[Wolferz]

A more apt name would be Urea
With Armisteads' enuresis problem and these outdated heads.:yep:

[Aktungbby]

One of these days Arimstead's going to follow through on a fart, and I hope to be there to witness this momentous occasion!


.. Preacher looked at me and said " do you seek salvation?" With tears in my eyes, I replied with a firm "yes i do!".

Next, crippled lady in a wheel chair gets up and opens the window. Preacher thought healed and praised the Lord. A few of my youth friends caught on and to escape, they came to the alter too. Preacher said the spirit was moving, but we knew that it was much more than the spirit that came out of my brothers ass. Several youth on the alter with red faces, tears in their eyes, sure it looked spiritual. Old Ms Johnson fell over when it hit her, preacher thought spirit slayed her, but fart killed her outright. Later at her funeral 5 more was saved, so he said it was worth it.

With all the fuss on our side the aisle, those on the other side weren't to be outdone. We had one old fat black lady in the church, one black was allowed as long as they were old. She was like a spiritual lady, people listened to her. When the fart hit her, she hollered out "da angels done broke the 7th seal, judgement day is here!" so that really got people stirred up and revival broke out.

Saw the church mouse heading out the back. The entire youth group ....rededicated and several people got saved. The Lord does work in mysterious ways!

Please forgive Armistead. He knows not what he do.
Airs of crepitation and the low rider boustier with strategic electrical tape...

The Bilge got it all bby! :yeah:

Could somebody please sink this thing before my sides split?

:har::haha::har::haha::har: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/image.php?u=329818&type=sigpic&dateline=1428780552 It get's even Squirrelier...post revival: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU)

[Jimbuna]

^ I'll have a pint of whatever Armistead is currently drinking :hmm2:

Fortunately nobody else can see what you've deleted :)

[Wolferz]

^ I'll have a pint of whatever Armistead is currently drinking :hmm2:

Fortunately nobody else can see what you've deleted :)

He might be drinking some of Swampy's red Kool-Aid.:timeout:

Considering all of the cc'ed PM's I've been getting lately, deleted posts are a good thing.:O:

I'm starting to feel like a moderator pro tem.:haha:

[Jimbuna]

Considering all of the cc'ed PM's I've been getting lately, deleted posts are a good thing.:O:

I'm starting to feel like a moderator pro tem.:haha:

Indeed :)

[Armistead]

I was just saying how much I missed everyone.....

[Wolferz]

I was just saying how much I missed everyone.....

You were being facetious, right?:haha:

[Armistead]

what's my face have to do with it?

[Wolferz]

what's my face have to do with it?

Well, nothing..... and
everything.:O:

[Aktungbby]

what's my face have to do with it?Well, nothing..... and
everything.:O: JEEZE! On the one hand the docile dutiful crewmember; on the other the cunning mutinous Bilgerat ringleader...all in one! The Romans actually had a god for this-even named a month (January) for him??!! Which face we talkin' about here?http://www.talesbeyondbelief.com/images/janus-2.jpgOn the other hand ...his coins tend to have the prow of a ship on them...could be a good sign(money talks BBY) in the Bilge:hmmm:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/Canusium_as_79000809.jpg/300px-Canusium_as_79000809.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Canusium_as_79000809.jpg)

[Moonlight]

I never thought that I would ever post in The Bilge thread but Aktungbby said I was maybe crazy enough to eventually become a member of it.

Wait a minute, did he really say that or was it a dream I had last night,:hmmm: now I'm all confused, did I dream it Aktungbby or is it really another one of my nightmares that I'm having right now. :/\\!!

[Eichhörnchen]

Choose your friends carefully, Moonlight; I've a connexion with the Bilge Rats but I could never live with them, they're too venal and introspective. You'd be better off up here running free with the squirrels. Come over to the Dark Side instead...:D

http://i.imgur.com/VFJ7mql.jpg?1

[Aktungbby]

did I dream it Aktungbby or is it really another one of my nightmares that I'm having right now. :/\\!! You'd be better off up here running free with the squirrels. Come over to the Dark Side instead...:D

MOONLIGHT! Nightmare INDEEDhttp://listverse.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/10-The_smiling_man.jpg DON"T pay any attention to Eich's bushy-tailed come-hithers!
We Venally Verisimilitudenous Voyeurs d' Bilge really do attend the handmaiden of truth with the rattus-rattus of scaly-tailed deceit... in short: either way you'd be wearing that chastity belt you got stashed away!:arrgh!: http://www.funnypica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Funny-Squirrels-Funny-Squirrel-Picture-15-FunnyPica.com_.jpg

[Wolferz]

You are welcome to join us, Moonlight. :salute:

Pay no attention to that pusillanimous pipsqueak, Eich.
He only gets that way when he can't find his nuts.

[Armistead]

Whoaaaaaaaaaaa,

No one just walks in and becomes a Rat....nooooooooo.

We have rules, application processes, background checks, rituals, secrets. You don't just prance in here and become a member.

I am the big Rat, the CO of the rig we're in. I haven't approved any new prospects.


Who stood behind this man....?

[Wolferz]

Whoaaaaaaaaaaa,

No one just walks in and becomes a Rat....nooooooooo.

We have rules, application processes, background checks, rituals, secrets. You don't just prance in here and become a member.

I am the big Rat, the CO of the rig we're in. I haven't approved any new prospects.


Who stood behind this man....?

I, the ADMIRAL did.
Process him into your crew and get your tub out to sea.:arrgh!:

[fireftr18]

Whoaaaaaaaaaaa,

No one just walks in and becomes a Rat....nooooooooo.

We have rules, application processes, background checks, rituals, secrets. You don't just prance in here and become a member.

I am the big Rat, the CO of the rig we're in. I haven't approved any new prospects.


Who stood behind this man....?

I agree Armistead. We're tight knit group and are suspicious of outsiders. after all, they're all suspicious of us. I think they're just jealous.

[Moonlight]

Choose your friends carefully, Moonlight; I've a connexion with the Bilge Rats but I could never live with them, they're too venal and introspective. You'd be better off up here running free with the squirrels. Come over to the Dark Side instead...:D

http://i.imgur.com/VFJ7mql.jpg?1
I see what you mean now Mr Squirrel, I'm not sure that insubordination is sending out the right kind of vibes to any potential new bilge rats.
I might take your offer up though and become a nut gatherer instead.:D

[swamprat69er]

lol....Moonlight and Eichhornchen looking for squirrels' nuts in the moonlight.:rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Wolferz]

lol....Moonlight and Eichhornchen looking for squirrels' nuts in the moonlight.:rotfl2::rotfl2:


They might be more interested in the happy ending.:03::O::haha:

PS: Watch yourself, Moonlight...Eich likes smelling moth balls too.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/TFZUjbA.jpg

Back up the bus there... I suspect there're a number of you Bilge Rats who might be "good with flowers".... who've never posted in the "Women wot you think" thread:shifty:

[Wolferz]

Thereforeskin,
We check 'em at the door to insure against infiltration by the Hoover types.:-?

Post up, Eich. You get the first watch because of your affinity for finding nuts.:arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

Post up, Eich. You get the first watch because of your affinity for finding nuts.
OH just like mirrors at a Highland fling; checkin' who's goin' commando? Kincaid Crest!> http://www.scotsconnection.com/clan_crests/images/kincaidclancrest.jpgThe thought of Eichhörchen a'lookin' behind my sporran or up my kiltiehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Sporran.jpg/220px-Sporran.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sporran.jpg) Or any other pouches:O: stiffin's my Gaelic resolve; and like GEN. McAuliffe of Bastogne...I say "Nuts":03:http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/10/1415580506721_Image_galleryImage_GLASGOW_SCOTLAND_ NOVEMBER.JPGJust so Eich's feelings isn't hurt too bad : even the (pseudo) Kraut's get into it: Did David Hasselhoff go commando?!:up: The actor gave a cheeky peek at what was under his skirt as he Hamm'd it up...

[Armistead]

I, the ADMIRAL did.
Process him into your crew and get your tub out to sea.:arrgh!:




This is what I hate of secret clubs, eventually they get a reputation and everyone wants in. Organizations like ours, real or imagined, formal or informal, it's in our refusal of people that makes us better than they are. The tight bond of a small group that was once famous becomes generic. Once people feared us, looked at as with suspect, wondered what the Rats were up to. This is no more! The allure and odor of the Bilge is gone, our codes, rituals, secrets mean nothing. Our allure and fame to be lost in political correctness and mass numbers. Soon our Bilge Rat famous shirts, once desired by rich collectors will be found in a discount bin at Walmart mixed in with old 70's tv series DVD's for 3 for $5. It's the covered breast that makes it sexually desired!

Fourscore and some years ago, our special core was famous for our bravery, taking the battle to the enemy, our lore, SS, tales of legend and fame unheard of. We were the cream of the crop that rose to the top! We were men's men! We spent hours in combat just to share a tale, a report, a SS. We laughed, cried and bled together. We were there for each other day and night, through the good and bad. We understood the pain of a corrupted save! With the demise of Ubi, we revolted, rioted, we refused to just go along. We confined ourselves to the lowest depths of smut, to the bilge. Our once famed acts of bravery turned to acts of perversion. Simply, if we were not to stand out at the top, we would be the lowest of the low. Are we now to just be........average? The bible says ...."be ye hot or cold or I spew you", hell, I forget the rest, but you get it. Has anyone not noticed some of the greatest Rats of all time have simply walked away?

Men, Donna and Aktung, I beg of you...the open door policy of Wolferz will be our demise and soon the Bilge will be lost in the forum scrap pile of lost threads that you have to use the search function to find. We will simply vanish away, each going their own way to other worlds, where years later you go back and find some old post, a memory that brings a tear to your eye and you wondered what happened....where are they all now.

Mem'ries,
Light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictures,
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? Could we?
Mem'ries, may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So it's the laughter
We will remember
Whenever we remember...
The way we were...
The way we were...


..." the secret handshake is no secret anymore"

[Wolferz]

..." the secret handshake is no secret anymore"

That handshake was so secret that even I don't know what it is.:-?

Though, from the rumors, I don't want to. :smug:

Gets yo head outta the nostalgia box.:nope:

[Moonlight]

I, the ADMIRAL did.
Process him into your crew and get your tub out to sea.:arrgh!:

Hey Admiral your subordinates are revolting. :yep:

[Aktungbby]

our special core was famous for our bravery, WHA...?? Yer sayin' out corps is a corpse?:O: Men, Donna and Aktung, I beg of you WHA... I'm not included in 'men':huh: Oh well at least I rate an "AND"! In movie credits that's higher than a "with":woot: We need rowers (BUKU added manpower??!!)on the new trireme, as per your order for something that 'rams'-with slingshots; and Moonshine, who posted a classic chastity belt(to rival my own??!!) in Who, What, wear:haha:revealed himself to be a suitable candidate on a par with our emeritus starkly gazing at laptops in York or you in some vile skivvie shots of your own:oops: Meanwhile, as to the utter vileness from Wolferz's head, I think the problem has come to light http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/toilet/full-of-crap.gif (http://www.sherv.net/big.crap-emoticon-1150.html):nope:I've got to find some tools and paint and attend to more important issues there than your rants of Iambic pentameter bygone-glory. A COB's day is long, unrewarding, and hard!:rock:

[Wolferz]

Hey Admiral your subordinates are revolting. :yep:

Got any fresh news?

As for the aforementioned sub ordinates...
Do what I do. Turn your head and hold your nose.:doh:

[Armistead]

That handshake was so secret that even I don't know what it is.:-?

Though, from the rumors, I don't want to. :smug:

Gets yo head outta the nostalgia box.:nope:



I say rather we just sink our sub and let it become a reef or something of purpose or use.

[Aktungbby]

I say rather we just sink our sub and let it become a reef or something of purpose or use.
I'd prefer to smoke a 'reefer' and sink our post-toke teeth into a sub to handle the munchies!
:woot:

[Moonlight]

I say rather we just sink our sub and let it become a reef or something of purpose or use.
Hey Admiral, :salute: If these scallywags are gonna go down with the boat don't you think it would be a good idea to scrub them down first. We can't have them contaminating the seven seas now can we, I'll send you a box of soap and some disinfectant, on the house of course. :D

[swamprat69er]

Mem'ries,
Light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictures,
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? Could we?
Mem'ries, may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So it's the laughter
We will remember
Whenever we remember...
The way we were...
The way we were...

:wah:Kinda brings a tear to your eye, don't it?:wah:

[Wolferz]

Hey Admiral, :salute: If these scallywags are gonna go down with the boat don't you think it would be a good idea to scrub them down first. We can't have them contaminating the seven seas now can we, I'll send you a box of soap and some disinfectant, on the house of course. :D
Armistead is always emptying out the poor box for his lady friends on the dock so it'll have to be free.:hmmm:

:wah:Kinda brings a tear to your eye, don't it?:wah:

It does that to my eyes too because I hate that song!:salute::wah:

[Armistead]

Hey Admiral, :salute: If these scallywags are gonna go down with the boat don't you think it would be a good idea to scrub them down first. We can't have them contaminating the seven seas now can we, I'll send you a box of soap and some disinfectant, on the house of course. :D

Who is this babbling hairy balled looking sea creature? Suck that gut in, stick that chest out, shoulders back, put your pants on.

Just who the hell you think you are? I am Lt. Armistead of the original rat pack. I sit on seven committees here. I AM LEGEND!

You mere heathen degenerate man boob licker, get out of my sub.

1MC
You bunch of worthless lake toads, HEAR UP! NO MORE RATS. Anyone that was told u were in our club the last 6 months, GET OFF MY SUB!

[Armistead]

:wah:Kinda brings a tear to your eye, don't it?:wah:


Swamp, you're a real Rat, a true loyal friend, someone that gets it.

[Armistead]

I'd prefer to smoke a 'reefer' and sink our post-toke teeth into a sub to handle the munchies!
:woot:


To think I stood behind you.

Et tu, Brute

[Wolferz]

C'mon boys, let's let these men(?) have their circle jerk handshakes and month long sessions of grab butt and just go.

We can find a nice sewer or dump to set up shop in.

Or, we could go invade the Secret Squirrel club house.

[Armistead]

Wolferz, I think it's time for you to start another club, another revolt...call it the Squirrel's Club. Take your lot of goat followers with you.

Make your choice real Rats. Stay loyal to who we are or go live in a tree and eat nuts.

I'm sure the long term members are with me.

Don't let the hatch hit you on the way out.............

[Moonlight]

Thanks for inviting me to be a member of The Bilge Admiral but I must decline this most gracious offer of yours. :salute:
I've just had about enough of those filthy scurvy rats that you call shipmates Admiral, if you ever need a rat fink exterminator just give me a bell, I'm quite proficient in disposing of such vermin. :stare:

Beware of that swamp thing from hell Lt. Armistead Admiral, me thinks he's after getting promoted, at your expense might I add.....
Now I'm off to find Mr Squirrel, I'll offer him some prime acorns for his collection and to thank him for the early warning. :D

[Armistead]

Thanks for inviting me to be a member of The Bilge Admiral but I must decline this most gracious offer of yours. :salute:
I've just had about enough of those filthy scurvy rats that you call shipmates Admiral, if you ever need a rat fink exterminator just give me a bell, I'm quite proficient in disposing of such vermin. :stare:

Beware of that swamp thing from hell Lt. Armistead Admiral, me thinks he's after getting promoted, at your expense might I add.....
Now I'm off to find Mr Squirrel, I'll offer him some prime acorns for his collection and to thank him for the early warning. :D

I've changed my mind, we will allow you to be a member in poor laying. You will take position in the aft under Swamp. You are expected to follow all rituals and keep all secrets.

[Wolferz]

Oy vey!:hmmm:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/QCphWMf.jpg?1

"I've only been away three days, so who's been trying to break into my Club House? Couldn't you read the sign: "NO NUTS STORED IN THIS BUILDING OVERNIGHT"?

Anyway, you lot down there are clearly experiencing some kind of personality meltdown (you haven't by any chance had Catfish round for tea have you?) So, being a friend of the Squirrel as well as a Bilge Rat are not mutually exclusive, as demonstrated by Tango and Aktung, but despite anything you may have heard, I have not so far accepted any invitation to join the Bilge myself; I don't think I am temperamentally suited to the fetid atmosphere down there (especially after breakfast)".

[Moonlight]

You Bilge Rats are a bit too indecisive for my taste, if I do decide to join The Bilge you'll have to smarten up pretty damn fast. :doh:
So is it a yes or a no then?, and don't start thinking and typing at the same time as you're clearly incapable of doing two things at once.

Mr Squirrel does have a valid point as well, what clubhouse advantage does yours have that Mr Squirrels doesn't. While you're pondering on this momentous question perhaps you could give the answer before the human race becomes extinct. :hmph:

[Wolferz]

You Bilge Rats are a bit too indecisive for my taste, if I do decide to join The Bilge you'll have to smarten up pretty damn fast. :doh:
So is it a yes or a no then?, and don't start thinking and typing at the same time as you're clearly incapable of doing two things at once.

Mr Squirrel does have a valid point as well, what clubhouse advantage does yours have that Mr Squirrels doesn't. While you're pondering on this momentous question perhaps you could give the answer before the human race becomes extinct. :hmph:

The advantage of our clubhouse you ask?

We're a lot closer to the ground for those drunken moonlight walks.:arrgh!:
Gravity is NOT your friend at Eich's place.

[fireftr18]

Mr Squirrel does have a valid point as well, what clubhouse advantage does yours have that Mr Squirrels doesn't. :hmph:

We have Donna. 'Nuff said?

[Aktungbby]

what clubhouse advantage does yours have that Mr Squirrels doesn't. While you're pondering on this momentous question perhaps you could give the answer before the human race becomes extinct. :hmph:

Actually rats are responsible for human extinction on a grand scale:D whereas squirrels tend to be a great delicacy in some parts...just ask Armistead! he serves it up with hominy, corn pone, collared greens, and coffee gravy with biscuits...My favorite is squirrel stew with paprika and a little Chianti... Moira.:O: http://honest-food.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/squirrel-stew-recipe.jpg (http://honest-food.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/squirrel-stew-recipe.jpg)Occasionally some nasty fraud is is perpetrated by people passing off rattus rattus as chicken; and the Mongols did occasionally catapault us into walled cities as a biological weapon, but generally, we eat anything that moves..or not:dead: and I for one prefer the eating end of the food chain...not the eaten end. :yep: Poor Eich! they're serving grey's to save the red'shttp://static01.nyt.com/images/2009/01/07/dining/07squirrel_600.jpg bigtime http://static01.nyt.com/images/2009/01/07/dining/07squirrel3_500.jpgin merry ol' England; Now served at finer London establishments: http://static01.nyt.com/images/2009/01/06/dining/07squirrel4_650.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/kSGA2Lx.jpg so just: http://i.imgur.com/yavRyWq.jpg?1

[Wolferz]

Yes Rocky could fly. Bullwinkle J Moose, not so much.:haha:

[Aktungbby]

Yes Rocky could fly. Bullwinkle J Moose, not so much.:haha: :Kaleun_Cheers:Goosin' Das Moose: 1/6 oz melon liqueur (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc302.html)
1/6 oz rum (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc2.html) (Pusser's):up:
1/6 oz Vodka (Grey Goose):yeah:
1/3 oz Sprite® soda (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc339.html)
1/6 oz grenadine syrup (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc102.html)

Flying Moose recipe (http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3568.html#ixzz3kPaytvZu) possibly with Moosehead chaser (if a Hamm's is unavailable!) :()1:http://www.picgifs.com/graphics/m/moose/graphics-moose-951435.gif

[Wolferz]

Always about the booze with you Aktung.:D

Brought to you by W I N O radio.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/45qxeKZ.jpg You North Americans are a strange bunch indeed

[Wolferz]

http://i.imgur.com/45qxeKZ.jpg You North Americans are a strange bunch indeed

Don't forget...
We're all pretty much cousins.:D:up:

[Eichhörnchen]

Yeah, unlike those New Zealanders: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2334727&postcount=1

[Armistead]

fried squirrel in a apple butter homemade biscuit was a mainstay for us. we'd go hunting and she had a batch made up every morning. we didn't hunt squirrel much, she kilt them all herself right from the big oaks in the back yard. shoot em in the evenings from her porch chair from several squirrel feeders.

she fried everything with lard for better taste....and so happen she dribble snuff out of her toothless mouth in it, she just laugh and hoot " looky just like pepper, yuins never know diffrent"

[Aktungbby]

in some parts...just ask Armistead! he serves it up with hominy, corn pone, collared greens, and coffee gravy with biscuits...My favorite is squirrel stew with paprika and a little Chianti... Moira.:O: :

fried squirrel in a apple butter homemade biscuit was a mainstay for us. we'd go hunting and she had a batch made up every morning. we didn't hunt squirrel much, she kilt them all herself right from the big oaks in the back yard. shoot em in the evenings from her porch chair from several squirrel feeders.

she fried everything with lard for better taste....and so happen she dribble snuff out of her toothless mouth in it, she just laugh and hoot " looky just like pepper, yuins never know diffrent" ArmiBBY: How well I remember how we bagged 'dinner on the hoof':O: Squirrellus Horribilis that one!- We still holds the Boone and Crockett record. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/51/a4/e2/51a4e288a3a563d43e234f3dd55741a4.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

I'll see you later...

[Armistead]

ArmiBBY: How well I remember how we bagged 'dinner on the hoof':O: Squirrellus Horribilis that one!- We still holds the Boone and Crockett record. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/51/a4/e2/51a4e288a3a563d43e234f3dd55741a4.jpg


are we squirrels or rats... as far as i know squirrels don't belong to the rat family, even tho both are rodents. squirrels are a lot like the common dog, they live in trees, but dogs came down and no longer climb trees. squirrels go back as far as 45 million year, rats go back 100's of millions, a problem i know for u that think the earth is 6000 years old.

rats are very edible, but tough. you have to cover them in salt for an hour, this will make very tender, then wash it off, fry them them in lard. dip them in bacon tartar sauce. slap them on a biscuit with a mater and you have some good eaten.

[Aktungbby]

rats are very edible, but tough. you have to cover them in salt for an hour, this will make very tender, then wash it off, fry them them in lard. dip them in bacon tartar sauce. slap them on a biscuit with a mater and you have some good eaten. Well... if put to it on this 'ship of fools' I'll do a little cannibalism if I gotta; Swamp'd last us a week at least-we'd draw lots of course:yep:....but I'd need a chaw offen' yer toothless granny's Appalachian Plug to get the taste outta my gob. And no spittin' below deck...it'd be messier than the pitcher's mound in the big leagues. Those guys are always spittin' out there! how does any body slide on the base paths??? That's a health hazard! FYI:nope:: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_tobacco#cite_note-Borio10-15 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_tobacco#cite_note-Borio10-15) <(section on Baseball:down:)
Always about the booze with you Aktung.:D Damn Straight! the alternative is so much worse. As in my sig:O: BBY:http://inthemix.on-premise.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/images.jpeg (http://inthemix.on-premise.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/images.jpeg)

[Wolferz]

I'll have the cook put in for some scurvy dogs.
That way, nobody need choose between rat or squirrel.:shucks:

[Eichhörnchen]

I thought you called squirrels "tree rats" anyway in North America?

[Wolferz]

I thought you called squirrels "tree rats" anyway in North America?

That's why we let you in.:O::salute:

We have all manner of rats in North America. Most crawl or climb and some even fly. Mainly Pigeons and Sea Gulls.

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/QrGNtP4.jpg

D'yae ken... I've come back down here tae play a wee piper's lament for this thread, which ha' fallen on hard times. No post for nearly two weeks; ye've got your auld trouble again:

"Lay the proud usurpers low,
Tyrants fall in every foe,
Liberty's in every blow!
Let us do or dee."

Rise up, Bilge Rats, and name your rightful chief: Eichhörnchen!

[Aktungbby]

Well since I'm willin ta "pay the piper"http://www.photographyblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/126.jpgcould you change the tartan a wee tad? http://scotclans.scotclans.dyndns.tv//system/tartans/tartan_images/000/001/001/thumbnail/Screen_Shot_2014-10-30_at_16.43.02.png?1415813158 some of us are fussy... which is why we got exiled to America in The '45'! http://scotclans.scotclans.dyndns.tv/system/images/6490/product_detail/GTL-002.jpg?1415970553https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d3/67/37/d367371948b02df102fac3fc4c6945c8.jpg

[swamprat69er]

Well... if put to it on this 'ship of fools' I'll do a little cannibalism if I gotta; Swamp'd last us a week at least-we'd draw lots of course:yep:....but I'd need a chaw offen' yer toothless granny's Appalachian Plug to get the taste outta my gob. And no spittin' below deck...it'd be messier than the pitcher's mound in the big leagues. Those guys are always spittin' out there! how does any body slide on the base paths??? That's a health hazard! FYI:nope:: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_tobacco#cite_note-Borio10-15 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_tobacco#cite_note-Borio10-15) <(section on Baseball:down:)
Damn Straight! the alternative is so much worse. As in my sig:O: BBY:http://inthemix.on-premise.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/images.jpeg (http://inthemix.on-premise.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/images.jpeg)


Eat me!

[Aktungbby]

^With a little Chianti! No pairing with Two Buck Chuck Chardonnay.:D Shoot! we we'd probably have to use the whole bottle for a daylong marinade; you're such a tough ol' bugger. :arrgh!: At worst I'd get 6 months and a pardon:woot:: http://www.duhaime.org/LawMag/LawArticle-1320/Cannibalism-on-the-High-Seas-the-Common-Laws-Perfect-Storm.aspx (http://www.duhaime.org/LawMag/LawArticle-1320/Cannibalism-on-the-High-Seas-the-Common-Laws-Perfect-Storm.aspx) WARNING: UTTERLY SHOCKING EVEN FOR HARDENED BILGERATS!:timeout: do not read on a full stomach!:/\\!!

[swamprat69er]

^With a little Chianti! No pairing with Two Buck Chuck Chardonnay.:D Shoot! we we'd probably have to use the whole bottle for a daylong marinade; you're such a tough ol' bugger. :arrgh!: At worst I'd get 6 months and a pardon:woot:: http://www.duhaime.org/LawMag/LawArticle-1320/Cannibalism-on-the-High-Seas-the-Common-Laws-Perfect-Storm.aspx (http://www.duhaime.org/LawMag/LawArticle-1320/Cannibalism-on-the-High-Seas-the-Common-Laws-Perfect-Storm.aspx) WARNING: UTTERLY SHOCKING EVEN FOR HARDENED BILGERATS!:timeout: do not read on a full stomach!:/\\!!
"and took out his liver and heart, and we ate the liver while it was still warm."

I had about a pound of warm liver this evening for supper. Wow! Was it ever good!

[Wolferz]

Usually pay off.

Eich continues to make strides in his interpretive dance lessons...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/squirrel%20saturday%20night%20fever_thumb1_1.jpg

[Aktungbby]

That was his Travolta phase ...then he brought on da French Roast funk! https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2c/e1/53/2ce1533418e5572b97e1a223a4fa43b3.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2moFdM1Yo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2moFdM1Yo)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/THSHBjY.jpg "How about if I come down there and dance all over your faces?"

[Armistead]

What came first, the squirrel or the acorn? I was just wondering.

[Eichhörnchen]

You'll have to ask Skybird that one... I prefer cake and beer anyway.

[Aktungbby]

I'll have the cook put in for some scurvy dogs.
That way, nobody need choose between rat or squirrel.:shucks:

Eat me!

You'll have to ask Skybird that one... I prefer cake and beer anyway.

WELL we've got to do something! Since Tango, our electrically inclined ship's-padre absconded (Redundantly?!!) with his tool-kit, the fridge is on the fritz... My secret stash: The bag of frozen White Castle 'sliders' (my only vice in life-except for this forum:O:) has gone bad... http://barfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/burger_maggot_(1).jpghttps://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/g5q-WEJpRNSOU7u77CPqcIr2QUE=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3346416/White_Castle_1-27-2015_3.0.jpgI lit candles to alleviate the stench in the galley http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1526815/thumbs/o-WHITE-CASTLE-CANDLE-570.jpg?15On January 14, 2014, Time labelled the White Castle slider the most influential burger of all time:yeah: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/af/White_Castle_hamburger.jpg/220px-White_Castle_hamburger.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:White_Castle_hamburger.jpg)https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/White_Castle_Building_8.jpg/1024px-White_Castle_Building_8.jpgMinneapolis MN-now on the National Historic Register...my kinda' joint BBY! (BYO HAMM's):yep:

[Eichhörnchen]

You'll just have to start eating nuts... may as well start with swampy then.

[swamprat69er]

You'll just have to start eating nuts... may as well start with swampy then.
Eat me!:har:

[Aktungbby]

You're the dessert actually! paired with Fifth Leg aussie red! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PbZf6HjQTTg/VZ6rkX-YbBI/AAAAAAAABJ8/AnR49u1PqWQ/s400/Screen%2BShot%2B2015-07-09%2Bat%2B12.53.02%2BPM.png (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PbZf6HjQTTg/VZ6rkX-YbBI/AAAAAAAABJ8/AnR49u1PqWQ/s1600/Screen%2BShot%2B2015-07-09%2Bat%2B12.53.02%2BPM.png)This being a U-boat forum: we'll start off with a nice 'eel' in black bean- nicely coiled http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-331alNjdX24/VZ6lWZY3qTI/AAAAAAAABJY/b_wiV0n0q4w/s400/Screen%2BShot%2B2015-07-04%2Bat%2B12.03.34%2BAM.png (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-331alNjdX24/VZ6lWZY3qTI/AAAAAAAABJY/b_wiV0n0q4w/s1600/Screen%2BShot%2B2015-07-04%2Bat%2B12.03.34%2BAM.png):arrgh!:beats my usual fare on the Catalina when I (the steward/first mate) serve a Black Forest Togo's with a Hess Chardonnay on the downwind leg wing&winging it while the auto-tiller does the work! Last week: three foot whitecap waves, smallcraft advisories, and a 25 knot wind: bon appetit !:|\\

[Armistead]

Good to see you men stockpiling edibles on board. Shows you guys are getting for for patrol..

[swamprat69er]

I guess you survived hurricane Jokewin:D

[Armistead]

I guess you survived hurricane Jokewin:D

Yea, although I couldn't get out for 3 days where the river had flooded.

[Wolferz]

High pressure Armistead blew Jokewin out to sea.:up:

[Aktungbby]

High pressure Armistead blew Jokewin out to sea.:up:

Meteorologically referred to as 'a nether-weather counter-op'!http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gif :o

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/QGj5jL0.jpg

[Armistead]

I think we need to purge the roster! Get back in slim fighting shape so maybe we can go on patrol.

Also, soon we will induct out second Hall of Fame member It was an honor to be the first one!

[Wolferz]

I think we need to purge the roster! Get back in slim fighting shape so maybe we can go on patrol.

Also, soon we will induct out second Hall of Fame member It was an honor to be the first one!

You deserved it.:salute:

Nobody can pull the quack out of a duck the way you can.:O::arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

Good to see you men stockpiling edibles on board. Shows you guys are getting for for patrol..

Indeed! Swamp is promoted to main-course With a little Chianti!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_G8YnDmfqdSg/TNLI5IxwVBI/AAAAAAAAAJY/ds-tC_gih7Q/s400/gross+Halloween+food.png (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_G8YnDmfqdSg/TNLI5IxwVBI/AAAAAAAAAJY/ds-tC_gih7Q/s1600/gross+Halloween+food.png)And no sooner do I bring up the subject (cannibalism); then they release a a major motion picture on the subject...https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/In_the_Heart_of_the_Sea_poster.jpg/220px-In_the_Heart_of_the_Sea_poster.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:In_the_Heart_of_the_Sea_poster.jpg) The whaler Essex: During their voyage, the ship is sunk when it is rammed and split in half by a very large and enraged bull Sperm Whale, https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Essex_photo_03_b.jpg (those proportions are correct)
ultimately leaving its crew shipwrecked at sea for 90 days and more than a thousand miles from land. After the attack, the crew sails for South America and is forced to resort to cannibalism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism). I'm a bilgerat ahead of his time....The real captain Pollard: "He became Nantucket's night watchman. Every November 20, he would lock himself in his room and fast (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasting) in memory of the men of Essex. ie his own nephew, who drew the lot to become dinner...during the 95 day drift in a whaleboat" PER THE C.O.B: As a courtesy to potential cuisine, please refrain from offhand insensitive comments to/about fellow bilgerats such as: "He's a man of many parts", or "I'm a leg up on that bugger" or I'd like to sink my teeth in his lazy ass" etc. Your compliance is appreciated. > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_(whaleship (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_(whaleship))

[Wolferz]

For when the larder expired, he didn't have a leg to stand on.

A well placed chunk of blubber in the life boat would've solved the entire problem.
Hind sight is not only 20-20, it's delicious too.:yeah:

Moon over my hammy.

[Armistead]

OK Men, gather round....{knowing "Men" may soon be a term of the past...

Feds are passing laws on trans gender and the brass is considering all types of new regulations where men and women have to share the same head. Now, realizing we only have one woman that doesn't mind sharing our head, I'm worried some of our trans gender men here will want a potty to themselves or Donna will want one for herself and they will want to use it...

I say let's get ahead of the game. Just how many heads does this sub have? Next, someone figure how we can have two heads and where to put the other one....for our women folk and men acting like women folk...

[Aktungbby]

Just how many heads does this sub have? Next, someone figure how we can have two heads and where to put the other one....for our women folk and men acting like women folk... Well perhaps we can put our heads together and solve this problem... bilgecans on U-boats were the norm by the way...generally kept in the engine or torpedo room; There's a photo of the US capture team emptying the one one U-505 in Hunt and Kill , Nobody would empty the very large bucket so Commander Earl Trosino AN OFFICER! demonstrated true leadership, and completed the task.:up:

[Armistead]

we taint on a damn commie sub, we're americans here!

[Aktungbby]

we taint on a damn commie sub, we're americans here! Well with a 3'x2.5' full bucket poor Earl had to hoist out on a healthy IX boat, it gets very 'tainty' indeed! And case in point: these days an American boat is a damn socialist boat any way you cut it!:know: :/\\!!

[swamprat69er]

Well perhaps we can put our heads together and solve this problem... bilgecans on U-boats were the norm by the way...generally kept in the engine or torpedo room; There's a photo of the US capture team emptying the one one U-505 in Hunt and Kill , Nobody would empty the very large bucket so Commander Earl Trosino AN OFFICER! demonstrated true leadership, and completed the task.:up:

Dumping the can should be one of the officers official chores.Always.:har:

[Armistead]

Dumping the can should be one of the officers official chores.Always.:har:

well, don't get any ideas again about redirecting the refuse into the coffee pot......admitting it didn't change the taste that much and some said it was for the better...

[Armistead]

Dumping the can should be one of the officers official chores.Always.:har:


well, as a lower officer, that's why we let u do it........:O:

[Aktungbby]

Only proper!!!;:salute: My dad was in the coffee biz for 17 years. If you drank some supermarket's instant (RedOwl, Kroeger's, NationalTea, Wynn Dixie, Safeway etc), chain or military C-ration caffeine beverage, his tastebuds and engineering made that happen. He literally would blend the various cups on a huge round swivel table and come up with the best formula blend and then manufacture it in the frigid wasteland of MPLS, MN. His ability enable'd his corporate employer to keep him, a B-29 navigator/engineer military officer, 1st Lt., from getting recalled to Korea; as his usefulness to the military making C-ration coffee was vital. Considering that MIG's were killing B-29's wholesale by then, I'm only here as the result of a good 'cuppa' Joe:o; As COB, whether in my own kitchen or the Catalina: WullyBully, the coffee maker is 24/7; French-roast beans hand ground-everyday BBY!!http://www.public.navy.mil/subfor/underseawarfaremagazine/Issues/Archives/issue_46/images/pig_boat_5.gif<USS Pampanito coffee maker: "But, the all-important coffee maker was always in the same handy location just inside the galley on the aft side." :Kaleun_Cheers: Splice the caffeine mainbrace!

[Wolferz]

Forget the bucket. I just use Armistead's coffee cup.:arrgh!:
He does latrine duty and doesn't even know it.:haha:

As for our joe... I thank that Colombian fellow Juan Valdez and his burro.

[swamprat69er]

There is nothing better than goods from Columbia.:D

[Aktungbby]

Now yer talkin Arabica BBY!

[Wolferz]

Great Gunnels Herr Kaleun! Well...it certainly would have eased morale some in the lifeboat:huh: Do not tell Kranz what you've got hanging in the Kapitän's head!:03:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/07/article-0-1CE86C3B00000578-667_640x755.jpg

Yummy!:up:

[CaptainRamius]

Hi everyone!
I'm a friend of Einhörnchen, and I want to join The Bilge. I suppose trying to change my name to "TuckingFypo" is pretty bad, right? :D
Anyway, do you guys mind if I join?
Thanks.

[Wolferz]

Hi everyone!
I'm a friend of Einhörnchen, and I want to join The Bilge. I suppose trying to change my name to "TuckingFypo" is pretty bad, right? :D
Anyway, do you guys mind if I join?
Thanks.

Not at all...
If you can pass the first test...
*Take this new bung plug and change it out with the old one in Armisteads' bung*
We hope you don't mind operating the fog horn when we leave port.:arrgh!:

The last guy got iced like a cake.
I shouldn't have said that out loud.

[CaptainRamius]

Not at all...
If you can pass the first test...
*Take this new bung and change it out with the old one in Armisteads' bung*
We hope you don't mind operating the fog horn when we leave port.:arrgh!:

The last guy got iced like a cake.
I shouldn't have said that out loud.

:har: so what's the test
At your service :salute:

[Eichhörnchen]

Hey, he's nothing to do with me... yet :o

[Wolferz]

Hey, he's nothing to do with me... yet :o

Did you stop recruiting for your bushy tail beastiality club>:06:

[CaptainRamius]

Did you stop recruiting for your bushy tail beastiality club>:06:

:yep: Definitely :yep:
NoT AtALL

[Eichhörnchen]

Did you stop recruiting for your bushy tail beastiality club>:06:

He's on a very long arm's length probation...

Anyway what club? There's no club. That wind blew it out of the tree last night.

[CaptainRamius]

He's on a very long arm's length probation...

Me?

[Eichhörnchen]

Yes, you...

[CaptainRamius]

Yes, you...

Nah, I'm innocent :yep:

[Wolferz]

You girls need to get a room.:haha::doh::O:

[CaptainRamius]

You girls need to get a room.:haha::doh::O:

We do! It's called "Subsim" :haha: :rotfl2:

[Wolferz]

(edited for inappropriate image)

[swamprat69er]

YUK!!What has been seen cannot be unseen!

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Hi everyone!
I'm a friend of Einhörnchen, and I want to join The Bilge. I suppose trying to change my name to "TuckingFypo" is pretty bad, right? :D
Anyway, do you guys mind if I join?
Thanks.

I'm all for it. I'll finally move up to scrubbing the galley, not the head. :yeah:

And, quite agreed, swamprat. That cannot be unseen.

(My fellow...bilgemates. I've surfaced to charge up the batteries, but I'll likely be going silent soon. Life is killing me right now.)

[swamprat69er]

I but I'll likely be going silent soon. Life is killing me right now.)
I surely hope not!

[Wolferz]

Morte diem Endrass Morte diem

[fireftr18]

I'm all for it. I'll finally move up to scrubbing the galley, not the head. :yeah:

Just a minute, I didn't say you could move up to scrubbing the galley. Or is it a move down from scrubbing the head? Either way, you're still scrubbing a pot with water in it.

[Aktungbby]

Either way, you're still scrubbing a pot with water in it. What boat are U dreamin' 'about! Water!... we got no water except what we're floatin' on BBY! Look agin', I sure don't see no water. Do they have mirages on U boats!:hmmm: And for god's sake leave the big pot o' water alone in the galley...Armistead likes to practice walkin' on it, just to to humor his Messiah complex....:smug: https://www.warhistoryonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/DSC_0058.jpg

[CaptainRamius]

(Inappropriate image)

[CaptainRamius]

I'm scared to ask, but what's my next task :D:D

[Wolferz]

I'm scared to ask, but what's my next task :D:D

I'm impressed!!!

The last guy who did that is still wretching....

"Hey, Armistead. You need somebody to hold your head up?":haha:

That's what you get for bringing you dates here.

Still not as funny as what Aktungs' parrot said when you asked; "Polly wanna cracker?"
The "You cracker! you brought her!" reply was a classic.:yeah:

PS:

You got extra points for creative use of the tongue and proboscis.:up::huh:

Armistead might let you lick shine his low quarter shoes.

[CaptainRamius]

I'm impressed!!!

The last guy who did that is still wretching....

"Hey, Armistead. You need somebody to hold your head up?":haha:

That's what you get for bringing you dates here.

Still not as funny as what Aktungs' parrot said when you asked; "Polly wanna cracker?"
The "You cracker! you brought her!" reply was a classic.:yeah:

PS:

You got extra points for creative use of the tongue and proboscis.:up::huh:

Armistead might let you lick shine his low quarter shoes.

Yay, extra use for my special sticky tongue!

But what exactly is the next task?
:salute:

[Jimbuna]

You girls need to get a room.:haha::doh::O:

Not too sure about that but one will soon need a new keyboard at the rate they are posting.

[CaptainRamius]

Not too sure about that but one will soon need a new keyboard at the rate they are posting.

Or a new iPad, in my case :D

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/Nr8DfTv.gif

[CaptainRamius]

That eye is creepy...
So what does that mean? I need to watch/stalk someone? Tell me, son, tell me!
:D

[swamprat69er]

That eye is creepy...
So what does that mean? I need to watch/stalk someone? Tell me, son, tell me!
:D
More like Jimbuna is watching us. He IS a moderator in this forum. He doesn't interfere much, except for when we get a little too raunchy for a 'family forum' which subsim is.

[STEED]

Told you not to watch that film jim.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e7/Peepingtomposter.jpg/220px-Peepingtomposter.jpg

[Armistead]

that picture is wrong on too many levels......next person to post it goes overboard.

[swamprat69er]

that picture is wrong on too many levels......next person to post it goes overboard.
You posted it first, so what you are telling us is it is okay for you to post it, but not the rest of us? A bit of a double standard isn't it?
You and whose Navy is gonna kick us off the boat?

[Sailor Steve]

No, it stood because I somehow managed to miss it. It has now been deleted. Please let this drop.

[fireftr18]

Yay, extra use for my special sticky tongue!

But what exactly is the next task?
:salute:

Wolferz has this thing about new people grabbing an oar. Not sure exactly what he wants it used for.:06:

[Wolferz]

Swing 'em at the senile SP.

@ Armistead,
If you don't like pictures of your sister/girl friend circulating about, stop leaving them in the head.:stare:

[Jimbuna]

That eye is creepy...
So what does that mean? I need to watch/stalk someone? Tell me, son, tell me!
:D

Son, eh?

You may want to take onboard the pearls of wisdom offered by swamprat69er in #1467

[swamprat69er]

You may want to take onboard the pearls of wisdom offered by swamprat69er in #1467
How dare you accuse me of that! "wisdom":haha:. I hardly gots any smarts at all, let alone wisdom.:D

[CaptainRamius]

Son, eh?

You may want to take onboard the pearls of wisdom offered by swamprat69er in #1467

Um, well, sir, I didn't....didn't mean to....to....
You just made a poor ensign anxious. How could you? :D :nope:

[swamprat69er]

These forums ARE family friendly and thinly veiled x rated comments need to be thickly veiled in order to get past some of the more edumedicated types that hang out here.
Have you noticed that there is no direct 'flaming' here? There is a reason for that.....We all more or less get along, just like one big happy family. We like it that way, at least I do.
When a moderator says, 'cease and desist' we usually do, instantly. Oh sure there are a few that will try to push the envelope and that is why we have the brig.

[Jimbuna]

Oh my....:har: :har: :har: :har:

Try not getting too excited....Tony is a wizard level above me at PS.

[STEED]

Try not getting too excited....Tony is a wizard level above me at PS.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c1/59/8a/c1598a49e2d69da3003a16e016961128.jpg

[Onkel Neal]

More like Jimbuna is watching us. He IS a moderator in this forum. He doesn't interfere much, except for when we get a little too raunchy for a 'family forum' which subsim is.


You put it correctly. We give this thread a little more freedom, but there are still some boundaries. If you find your post moderated, just be good and show the moderator respect, and move along.

[Aktungbby]

Indeed! fixed!:salute:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/lMa1q0h.jpg

[swamprat69er]

http://i.imgur.com/lMa1q0h.jpg
Looks like hwy 16 in Alberta

[Buddahaid]

Looks like hwy 16 in Alberta

Looks like a free range tribble to me. What's for dinner?

Then again....
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41xJltfQw8L.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

Love a bit of Gruyere...

[Armistead]

You put it correctly. We give this thread a little more freedom, but there are still some boundaries. If you find your post moderated, just be good and show the moderator respect, and move along.

You are always welcome here in the ole bilge!

[Aktungbby]

You are always welcome here in the ole bilge!

Welcome in the OLE BILGE!:woot: HELLS BELLS BBY! IF he joins, I'll even change my SIG:up:: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_G8YnDmfqdSg/TNLI5IxwVBI/AAAAAAAAAJY/ds-tC_gih7Q/s400/gross+Halloween+food.png (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_G8YnDmfqdSg/TNLI5IxwVBI/AAAAAAAAAJY/ds-tC_gih7Q/s1600/gross+Halloween+food.png)"You, sir, ate a gentleman and a scholar." -Neal Stevens :rock:

[Armistead]

Swing 'em at the senile SP.

@ Armistead,
If you don't like pictures of your sister/girl friend circulating about, stop leaving them in the head.:stare:


I put them there

[Eichhörnchen]

All the cheese gone now, has it?

[CaptainRamius]

All the cheese gone now, has it?

I find may intrude, yes, it has :D

[Aktungbby]

NOPE! we're serving our bilge traditional Thanksgiving day feast of Casu Marzu (maggot-laced for fermentationLocals consider it unsafe to eat casu marzu once the larvae have died, so it is served while the translucent white worms, about one-third of an inch long, are still squiggling. Some people clear the maggots from the cheese before consuming it, while others do not. Those who leave the maggots may have to cover the cheese with their hands—when disturbed, the maggots can jump up to six inches.) http://www.culinaryschools.org/cuisine/10-disgusting-delicacies/maggotcheese.jpgAlong-side Minnesota Jellied Moose nose with a delicious Fox bat purreehttp://www.culinaryschools.org/cuisine/10-disgusting-delicacies/batsoup.jpgNaturally the bilge is not under the same restrictions as in France to be served on the Bilge's hardtack biscuit.:up:http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a98537_cheese_7-strong.jpgDessert will consist of Indonesian Durien (from our last Monson operation:salute:) Pricey, dreadfully bad smelling,its odor is best described as pigsty, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. yet quite tasty (really once U get past the smell U can't get enough! I actually tried it in the 70's:up:)https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Durian_in_black.jpg/220px-Durian_in_black.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Durian_in_black.jpg) The stinky cheese will cover a multitude of sins IMHOhttp://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/farting/brain-fart-smiley-emoticon.gifBon appetit!

[fireftr18]

Kaptlt.Endrass, didn't I tell you that going from scrubbing the head in the Bilge to scrubbing the galley pots could be a move down? :Kaleun_Sick:

[Wolferz]

Pitcher Plant Schnapps, garnished with corpse flower?:dead:

[Aktungbby]

Naturally, today being Friday, the catch of the day will be served to our fish-eating-on-Friday's Catholic crew membershttp://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/8/15/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-16431-1404847591-26.jpg...just as soon as the ship's padre finishes with communion for the Bilge's devout....http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/8/15/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-14453-1404848561-42.jpgWhopper cheeseburgers will be served to all other crew members:up: http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/8/15/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-19436-1404847645-17.jpgMy hot datehttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/31/article-1392677-0C58701C00000578-855_468x667.jpg even had her nails done for the occasion...:woot:http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/8/15/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-20244-1404849260-58.png

[Aktungbby]

^I give my gal in the chedder chemise a serious 'thumbs up!:up: http://www.heyadamroberts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11911107_10153040101626301_1785418294_n.jpg (http://www.heyadamroberts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11911107_10153040101626301_1785418294_n.jpg)

[CaptainRamius]

That bat purée looks....:Kaleun_Sick:
Nicely decorated thumb though :up:

[Wolferz]

Isn't the C-section scar supposed to be below the bikini line:06::haha:


Neener!:smug::arrgh!:

[CaptainRamius]

No posting a image that big two times!
-A moderator :D

[Wolferz]

No more American cheese please.
The folk in Utah think it's no gouda.:arrgh!:
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/wilson2.jpg

[CaptainRamius]

Isn't the C-section scar supposed to be below the bikini line:06::haha:


Neener!:smug::arrgh!:

Oh my....:nope:

[Aktungbby]

No more American cheese please.


OUI! OUI! MON CAPITAINE "UP BUBBLE ON THE FROMAGEMETER!"http://www.thelocal.fr/userdata/galleries/3475/josephine_drai.jpg http://www.thelocal.fr/userdata/galleries/3475/kenza_sadoune.jpg<here's eyeballin' yer Beaufort d'alpage bebè. While awaiting an aperitif (or a pair of anything!)http://www.thelocal.fr/userdata/galleries/3475/julie-boulanger.gallery.jpg

[CaptainRamius]

/\ Oh jeez.....:D