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Old 03-27-14, 08:13 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by Armistead View Post
The tyke is 17 now and thankfully has never mentioned it..

The drawer beside the bed now holds other needed items, vapor rub, Ben Gay, earplugs, etc....
He's probably been trying to light his torch ever since.

I guess you keep the Metamucil in the kitchen?

Have you ever used Vaseline for sex? Cover outer door knob of bedroom with generous amount. Keeps the kids in the hall where they belong.
Works just as well on future mother in laws if used on front door knob.
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