Embarrassing/awkward Moments

Armistead · 03-27-14, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

He's probably been trying to light his torch ever since.

I guess you keep the Metamucil in the kitchen?

Have you ever used Vaseline for sex? Cover outer door knob of bedroom with generous amount. Keeps the kids in the hall where they belong.

Works just as well on future mother in laws if used on front door knob.

we use those things called door locks! you should google it........

Wolferz · 03-28-14, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

we use those things called door locks! you should google it........

Those don't always work. Ask Platapus.

Armistead · 03-28-14, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Those don't always work. Ask Platapus.

Hehe.....We also put a sign on the door "Don't come a knocking if your hear Armistead a rocking - Be done in 2 minutes, you can wait"

swamprat69er · 03-28-14, 03:58 PM

I was at the hardware/feed store a couple of years ago with the daughter in law. I eased out a fart that was absolutely silent......Wow! Did it ever stink!

Wolferz · 03-28-14, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

I was at the hardware/feed store a couple of years ago with the daughter in law. I eased out a fart that was absolutely silent......Wow! Did it ever stink!

I hope you were in the fertilizer aisle.

swamprat69er · 03-28-14, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I hope you were in the fertilizer aisle.

I was right at the counter talking to the owner.

em2nought · 03-28-14, 05:01 PM

Both of mine involve not learning the principles of liquid transfer. after a night of drinking if about to throw up in the presence of a couple cute girls do not cover your mouth so tight with your hand that the liquid jets out the small openings between your fingers. ...and in the cafeteria in high school if someone tells a joke while you are drinking milk sometimes you can laugh so hard that milk shoots out your nose.

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em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Both of mine involve not learning the principles of liquid transfer. after a night of drinking if about to throw up in the presence of a couple cute girls do not cover your mouth so tight with your hand that the liquid jets out the small openings between your fingers. ...and in the cafeteria in high school if someone tells a joke while you are drinking milk sometimes you can laugh so hard that milk shoots out your nose. __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage!