Embarrassing/awkward Moments
 

Wanna share?

I've had too many, but I'll share one of my worse. I worked for a company for about 19 years when I finally got promoted to the Sr. Project Manager. I had a nice size room outside of my office that I made sort of a man cave out of.

Anyway, I had been dating my wife for some time and one late night I took her there. We decided to get it on on the sofa in my man cave. Now, the boss often came by and worked late, but he wasn't there. Just so happen he drove by late and saw my truck there and wondered why I was there near midnight. We had the light off and we were shocked when it flicked on, both naked getting it on, my boss standing there. We all looked at each other for a few seconds in shock. He turned the light off, didn't say anything and left...

I walked in the next morning, he acted fine, so we never discussed it for months. My wife was always embarrassed when she came by for years after that...

That... is awesome :yeah:

My best friend and I are at a party, everyone is drinking. we brought our wives along. (years ago when i was married)

His wife and my wife are the same height and weight with almost the same hair color. keep that in mind.

So i am perched on the edge of the kitchen table, and a friend of mine is standing on the other end of the room and we are talking and cutting up. My wife is standing in front of me a few paces listening to the conversation with her back turned to me facing the story teller across the way.

Part way through the story as he is finishing up his tale i get up while paying close attention to the ending of his story and walk up behind her, and take a sniff of her hair, i run my hands up her back and start rubbing on her shoulders and she is backing up to me and getting a little into it and i run my hands down her arms and onto her hips.

well about this time my wife walks into the room next to the guy telling the story and grabs a couple of drinks out of the refrigerator behind him.

my brain immediately goes "wait a minute... if you are over there, how am i..."

:88) i announced with a shy laugh "oooops! wrong woman."

it was embarrassing as hell but when i pointed out my error everyone was dying of laughter, including my buddy and both of our spouses thankfully.

You got very very lucky on that one GR. :o:D:D

Magic

well....... almost :haha:

If only the wife hadn't walked in. :haha:

Magic

first kiss was with a super cute blonde girl at an ice rink, i was 14 or 15. mid kiss i slipped on the ice and she had to catch me in a "dipping" fashion:oops:

18 or so at work, fooling around with a long drain pipe and attempting to play it as a didgereedoo as i walked. The bottom edge of pipe caught a lip in the floor and cut my upper lip enough to scar a crescent shape permanently. Lamest/dumbest scar story ever

When I was in church at my mates wedding and just couldn't help it, I farted I thought it would silent but how wrong how I was not just loud but also very smelly :haha:
There is more awkward moments but some are unrepeatable on these forums :D

Too numerous to mention but one of the lighter moments.....sitting in a patrol car on an icy winters day and observed another vehicle failing to adhere to a no entry sign about 50 yards where I was situated and approaching me.

I immediately exited my vehicle, walked to the centre of the road and gestured with a hand signal my requirement for him to pull over and stop.

Next thing I slipped and was sitting on my posterior, I'm sure I heard a few laughs coming from those pedestrians walking by...the vehicle stopped and the driver helped me back to my feet using much restraint to curb his natural desire to laugh.

That driver never got a ticket that day and for many a day after I was known in the station as PC Wetty Pants.

Noted.:03:

Indeed :D

Me three. :haha:

Ha! looks like an interesting period of moderation could be coming along shortly :)

wetty pants here reminded me when I sliped on ice in Ljubljana and fell flat on my back. When I got up I saw a shocked senior citizen, looked him right in the eyes and said: it happens to the best of us
And limped on

And that one time I fell asleep on the train to Ljubljana and was awoken by a customs officer on the Croatian border. Luckily, that train was headed to Belgrade :oops:

^ :stare:

I was also known as the milky bar kid because I would always ask for pop when visiting a 'tea spot' (a garage, shop or other business premises) :oops: