Embarrassing/awkward Moments

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

It's not a problem until the tyke tells the pastor about it.

The tyke is 17 now and thankfully has never mentioned it..

The drawer beside the bed now holds other needed items, vapor rub, Ben Gay, earplugs, etc....

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

The tyke is 17 now and thankfully has never mentioned it..

The drawer beside the bed now holds other needed items, vapor rub, Ben Gay, earplugs, etc....

He's probably been trying to light his torch ever since.

I guess you keep the Metamucil in the kitchen?

Have you ever used Vaseline for sex? Cover outer door knob of bedroom with generous amount. Keeps the kids in the hall where they belong.
Works just as well on future mother in laws if used on front door knob.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

He's probably been trying to light his torch ever since.

I guess you keep the Metamucil in the kitchen?

Have you ever used Vaseline for sex? Cover outer door knob of bedroom with generous amount. Keeps the kids in the hall where they belong.
Works just as well on future mother in laws if used on front door knob.

we use those things called door locks! you should google it........

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

we use those things called door locks! you should google it........

Those don't always work. Ask Platapus.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Those don't always work. Ask Platapus.

Hehe.....We also put a sign on the door "Don't come a knocking if your hear Armistead a rocking - Be done in 2 minutes, you can wait"

[swamprat69er]

I was at the hardware/feed store a couple of years ago with the daughter in law. I eased out a fart that was absolutely silent......Wow! Did it ever stink!

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

I was at the hardware/feed store a couple of years ago with the daughter in law. I eased out a fart that was absolutely silent......Wow! Did it ever stink!

I hope you were in the fertilizer aisle.