Game: Photo captions

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/chris-hansen-007.jpg

"Name's Hansen... Chris Hansen."

[Jimbuna]

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8594/airline1qg9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I know all the seats are taken....but there must be room for just one more.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8594/airline1qg9.jpg


There are reports in today that some traffic light windscreen washers will stop at nothing to make a quick 5 quid.

[TarJak]

http://www.channel4.com/4laughs/media/images/caption/2007/March/C0084_wk11_princecharlie_L.jpg
He said my son called him a raghead!

[bookworm_020]

http://www.channel4.com/4laughs/media/images/caption/2007/March/C0084_wk11_princecharlie_L.jpg
Someone with bigger ears than me!

[bookworm_020]

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8594/airline1qg9.jpg


The airline left no stone unturned in the effort to reduce costs, but many had problems accepting the push start aircraft!

[kurtz]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/4463/wedboobkn2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Damn! Wish I'd married that one!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/8df28c32d41d9aa6d1aae9d3c9981549.jpg

It's official....fuel can now cost an arm and a leg.

[TarJak]

http://www.ohmyweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/confusing.jpg
Jimbuna at school (circa 1900)

[Stealth Hunter]

That child looks like it's part black...

Jim, are you by chance a mix of milk and coffee?:) :lol:

[Jimbuna]

Jimbuna at school (circa 1900)

Ya cheeky bugga....I had more hair than that :lol:

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/968/568aussielargecs4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jimbuna]

That child looks like it's part black...

Jim, are you by chance a mix of milk and coffee?:) :lol:

Not as far as I know :hmm:

Mind you....I've only got my parents word on that :lol:

[TarJak]

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Mikhayl]

How to make twins
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zd63rn.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Friday night at the Buna residence

http://www.saavoychaatcafecoppell.com/images/lamb_curry.gif

[RealJambo]

On my way Jim! Looks just the job! :up:

I might be a while - can you keep it warm for me?

I SO want a curry now!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/antsmith/clintonme3.jpg

I can't quite nail it.. but the caption in my head is along the lines of...

"I ain't talking until you guys realise to look at the mouth, not the chest!" - Or something like that!

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2007/11/29/darling-getty-1.jpg

Furious protests from animal rights protestors as Alistair Darling refuses to allow the hibernating hairy catepillars to be returned to their natural habitat.

[Jimbuna]

On my way Jim! Looks just the job! :up:

I might be a while - can you keep it warm for me?

I SO want a curry now!


Too late :lol:

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7641/fatbellyid6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jimbuna]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2007/11/29/darling-getty-1.jpg

Trust me....your children will be quite safe with me.

[Stealth Hunter]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2007/11/29/darling-getty-1.jpg

Take that, Scorsese!

[Jimbuna]

Blondes vs Brunettes

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/e6270f796a189fe834bee9c2e6d91949.jpg

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3696/download4545193si0.png

I wish you the best of luck, Mr. President.

[Jimbuna]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3696/download4545193si0.png

I wish you the best of luck, Mr. President.

ROFLMAO http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img152/9959/rollingaroundlaughingly2.gif

[TarJak]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06eJ2XX4Ms4nU/610x.jpg
Happy Australia Day!

[Jimbuna]

Happy Australia Day!

Quite http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1817/thinkbigsw1yo4.gif

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/shark_kayak.jpg http://www.moonbattery.com/shark-attack.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/364323932_1684797b67.jpg http://www.findallsorts.com/fark/shark-attack.jpg

[TarJak]

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/3112/weird0tn.jpg

I don't have to drink this way I just prefer the taste.

[Rilder]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7817/1220type2011a20uboatcb3.jpg
The Kriegsmarine, suffering to many losses in the sea, try to find better uses for their u-boat fleet; This one is trying to ambush russians on the Eastern front.

[Jimbuna]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7817/1220type2011a20uboatcb3.jpg

It looks like you misread the navigation chart again Bernard!!

[TarJak]

http://busaramusic.org/database/images/large/Z.AntoDSCF1876.jpg
I used to have 5 of 'em but Mr. Mugabe said I could only keep 3.

[Jimbuna]

http://busaramusic.org/database/images/large/Z.AntoDSCF1876.jpg

Two is for you and the other you can swivel on.

[stew278]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7817/1220type2011a20uboatcb3.jpg

The Kriegsmarine Uboats engaged in several daring shallow water attacks during the course of the war. Unfortunately, in the spirit of oneupsmanship, a few Kaulens took things a bit too far.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7817/1220type2011a20uboatcb3.jpg

Today, thanks to the economic stimulus package passed in 2009, Illinois is proud to announce its newest rapid transit system.

[bookworm_020]

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/3112/weird0tn.jpg

If you think this is extreme for a cup of coffee, you should see what I do for a danish!

[Sledgehammer427]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7817/1220type2011a20uboatcb3.jpg

Today, thanks to the economic stimulus package passed in 2009, Illinois is proud to announce its newest rapid transit system.
there were many shallow water attacks by german submarines...however, global warming has left them, and onlookers, wary of their effectiveness

Live near IL DT?

[TarJak]

http://home.st.net.au/%7Edunn/frankellis/nt92a.jpg
Nicht landen!, Nicht landen! Hunter! Nicht landen!

[Digital_Trucker]

Live near IL DT?
Nah, but I've been there enough times to qualify:D More of a "Presidential" reference.

[Jimbuna]

http://home.st.net.au/%7Edunn/frankellis/nt92a.jpg
Nicht landen!, Nicht landen! Hunter! Nicht landen!

ROFLMAO http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img152/9959/rollingaroundlaughingly2.gif

[Jimbuna]

You named it what!!

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/4796/younameditwhat1dr3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[stew278]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/e6270f796a189fe834bee9c2e6d91949.jpg

Would someone please tell the blonds to hold their numbers right side up

[Jimbuna]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6681/younameditwhat5ln6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[TarJak]

http://www.authorstream.com/Content/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-Entertainment-ppt-powerpoint-118_88.jpg
And for my next trick....

[Jimbuna]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4541/goodreasontowearpyjamaszp7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Good reason to wear pyjamas to bed.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4541/goodreasontowearpyjamaszp7.jpg

Whoa, man, what crawled up yer arse and died? Hey, Mulrooney, tell the fire inspector we know what started the fire now.

[Platapus]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4541/goodreasontowearpyjamaszp7.jpg

I don't care how bad the fire was, I would have found a sheet or blanket to wrap around me.:oops:

[Jimbuna]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4541/goodreasontowearpyjamaszp7.jpg

Hey Mike...now I know where they've mislaid the fire extuingisher.

[Digital_Trucker]

.....pic snipped 'cause I'm tired of looking at that guys arse.......

Hey Mike...now I know where they've mislaid the fire extuingisher.

Ouch:har:

[Jimbuna]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5021/howtohandleaproblemneigtd9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

How to handle a problematic neighbour.

[TarJak]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w288/chase254/ScaryHillaryClinton.jpg
Go on Hilary, do your chipmunk again...

[Jimbuna]

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w288/chase254/ScaryHillaryClinton.jpg

So the rumours are true...you do have a pair of balls after all.

[Jimbuna]

Tattoo of the year.

http://granitegrok.com/pix/Head_lawnmower_tattoo.jpg

[TarJak]

http://www.crikey.com.au/Media/images/KEVIN-RUDD-SCHOOL-VISIT-BRIS686-f4ad2dbb-61ca-4ee8-820c-100caa877fe5.JPG
And the big hairy catapillar got bigger... and bigger...

[HunterICX]

So the rumours are true...you do have a pair of balls after all.

:haha: Nice one! :yeah:

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

Is that your school assignment

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8347/funnypicture1243681799oz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[RealJambo]

Is that guy exceptionally tall, or has the table been lowered? :)

[bookworm_020]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8347/funnypicture1243681799oz6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Can you send me a link? You find better porn than me!:shifty:

[TarJak]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8347/funnypicture1243681799oz6.jpg
Wow! She's got a great rack eh?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/93578f7a0a60027326d63ea5a1bee1b2.jpg

Now....if I could just dispense with these pointy ears.

[TarJak]

http://api.ning.com/files/iBVaeswjqizroyuvYHfLjJfyujBMjph0PMzxJVcgQq4_/rofl128420417966490000.jpg

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8347/funnypicture1243681799oz6.jpg


"Oh you found your mother's MySpace page" :o

[Jimbuna]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6171/sickcaree4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I knew I shouldn't have let her drive!!

[TarJak]

http://pix.alaporte.net/pub/d/6605-1/Peculiar.JPG
Excuse me mate, have you seen my football?

[Jimbuna]

http://pix.alaporte.net/pub/d/6605-1/Peculiar.JPG

Surely they're the new inflatable model.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/2481/download9027440cr1.jpg

After years of being hounded by P.E.T.A. for mistreating animals, Farmer Brown couldn't take it any more.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/e218f3686edde012549a79f19f80d361.jpg

Nobody will ever know what I'm wearing whilst taking this shot.

[Platapus]

]http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/e218f3686edde012549a79f19f80d361.jpg

I am so hot I can make water boil!

[Jimbuna]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5706/jokepc0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[SandyCaesar]

@ jimbuna:
:o

[RHill389]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3773/armybaseballgs9.jpg


It's all fun and games, till you loose an eye!

Now this one...
http://www.afunnystuff.com/uploads/1182709330.jpg Dam it no change in the coin return!

[RHill389]

[quote=jimbuna]http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/e218f3686edde012549a79f19f80d361.jpg

funny it should have look bigger at this angle!

[RHill389]

http://www.earlyaviator.com/archive/image4/flamed.jpg

Join the Airforce he said, safer than being in the trenchs he said. If i survive this, so help me god!!

[HunterICX]

Unbeatable defence tactic!

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3630/1234091532ca6.jpg

HunterICX

[TarJak]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3630/1234091532ca6.jpg
ummm... you are going for the wrong ball...

[Jimbuna]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3630/1234091532ca6.jpg

Can't do much more than get on the defenders blind side.

[TarJak]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3630/1234091532ca6.jpg
Excuse me mate, have you seen my football?

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9527/nazisvk1.jpg

Wehrmacht on Ice - Now Playing
Jews in Space - Coming Soon

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3630/1234091532ca6.jpg

Damn, that sure is an ugly hemorrhoid you've got there.

[Platapus]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3630/1234091532ca6.jpg

The in-game performance enhancing drug testing was perceived as being a bit too intrusive to some players.

[Jimbuna]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/7529/blindmandrivingha6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[TarJak]

http://gladiators.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/uberschwerer-kampfschreitpanzer.jpg
Die Kraft ist stark mit dieser (Google translate is your friend)

http://www.fototime.com/24784734E056C6A/standard.jpg
The Wehremacht was getting desparate by 1944...

[trekchu]

http://gladiators.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/uberschwerer-kampfschreitpanzer.jpg
Die Kraft ist stark mit dieser (Google translate is your friend)



I am such a nitpicker with this, and I hate myself for it:

"Die Macht ist stark mit diesem dort." would be the correct translation.

[Jimbuna]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5585/latestgrillaccessoriesnr7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The latest grill accessories

[Platapus]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5585/latestgrillaccessoriesnr7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That is so wrong on so many levels. :har:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

:har::har:


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/RvNO2pEUkfI/AAAAAAAAA0A/N1mg1PpzqrI/s400/Funny%2Bpictures.jpg

An Asian Utility company reveals its answer to the classic Swiss Army Knife

[Jimbuna]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7742/2008worldsubmarineracinyg2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The 2008 World Submarine Racing Championships

[A Very Super Market]

Dammit, I can't tell who's winning!

[TarJak]

http://strange-land.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/scissors_0preview.jpg
How we won the war...

[Jimbuna]

http://strange-land.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/scissors_0preview.jpg

Hitler "I always thought he'd be this tall"

Churchill "I'm sure you all know where these two fingers are going"

[TarJak]

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8271/churchtankmr9.jpg
Sarge, i think you are taking this holy war too seriously!

[Jimbuna]

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8271/churchtankmr9.jpg

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.....FIRE!!

[HunterICX]

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.....FIRE!!

In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti
:)

HunterICX

[bookworm_020]

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8271/churchtankmr9.jpg

Since our commander became a born again christian, he's made some changes in how he goes about his work!

[RealJambo]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7742/2008worldsubmarineracinyg2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The 2008 World Submarine Racing Championships

:rotfl:

That has just given me an idea for an screenshot comp entry - Thanks Jim :DL

[TarJak]

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg218/Whozzo/Military%20Humor/MilitaryDick.jpg
After some time in the desert manouvers started to take on a new meanting for 2nd squad.

http://www.yachtforums.com/forums/attachments/special-features/11932-boat-jokes-funny-20boat-2001.jpg
US Military spending cuts are starting to take their toll...

http://www.thenavylife.com/images/funny_navy_guy.jpg
I may be up sh1t creek, but at least I've got a paddle

[Jimbuna]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7806/penisde1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[bookworm_020]

:har::har::har::har:

Nice one jimbuna!

[Platapus]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7806/penisde1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Thank you for helping me on my diet. After seeing that I seem to have lost my appetite.......for very long time.
:D

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://strange-land.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/scissors_0preview.jpg


http://i39.tinypic.com/2gsetjp.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

http://strange-land.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/scissors_0preview.jpg


http://i39.tinypic.com/2gsetjp.jpg

Touche.

[Jimbuna]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7745/funnypicture1235012852zi7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[TarJak]

http://www.bitrot.de/missile.jpg
And the navy thought it was doing it tough.

[TarJak]

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Pic1383.jpg
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

[Jimbuna]

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Pic1383.jpg


Every Australians dream: A working sub....complete with a crew.:)

[Platapus]

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Pic1383.jpg


That is one big boat! :salute:

[bookworm_020]

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Pic1383.jpg


Captain! Beached British White whale off the starboard bow! Also some nice women! Permission to go ashore!

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Pic1383.jpg

Dangit Bernard! R and R does NOT stand for Rest and Rogering!!

[HunterICX]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1462/1233778100vq4.jpg

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8239/image006lc6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jimbuna]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7636/condomcg0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t262/schweedie/Motivators/motivator3601920.jpg

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://i39.tinypic.com/j6ued1.jpg

[Biggles]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t262/schweedie/Motivators/motivator3601920.jpg

Hm, this I don't see every day. That happens to be the prime minister of Sweden, Fredrik Reinfeldt. (Party leader of Kristdemokraterna Göran Hägglund right behind him, unless I'm completely wrong). Anything special that he's done to attract attention from the internet? I don't really get the joke, is it meant as something positive for him, or negative. Just curious, I rarely see him outside swedish media:hmmm:

[edit] Okay, think I got the joke now (hehe, yeah he ain't that great), but still...

[Jimbuna]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6412/policehardatwork.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Police hard at work

[TarJak]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_u337ThvlyDw/RjUcTgA3DOI/AAAAAAAAAWY/uETEwUXmsbk/s400/hilarious%2Bjokes.jpg
Dowly meets the fat bitch that sits opposite Jimbuna

http://badcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/spare-change-1.jpg
Cy found it hard to get employment after he was replaced by automation of his primary function

[bookworm_020]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6412/policehardatwork.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Wake us when Krispy Kreme makes a new batch!

[Jimbuna]

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3448/forgotsomething.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Honey....haven't you forgot something?

[Digital_Trucker]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TMlQo_69v-0/R7Vfu8u4Q0I/AAAAAAAAcZg/cQbwx4m6iMo/s1600/1090.jpg

Whoever designed this place did a crappy job, this Drive-Thru window just isn't large enough!

[TarJak]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GXHN_2k4-Wk/SYDmnTGbQfI/AAAAAAAABJg/L7-cRFSZWJs/s400/Lucky4.JPG
OK! Who is next lucky wolunteer?

[Jimbuna]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/619/lucky4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Tomorrow comrades, we return to Afghanistan....you may find these useful.

[Platapus]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/619/lucky4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Each one of you has been issued a toilet seat. You are responsible for your toilet seat. Not not share or trade your toilet seat. When you return, you will need to turn in your toilet seat.

And Ivan, this time clean it before retuning it to issue.. (filthy pig)

[Jimbuna]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2055/idratherholditin.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I don't think I'll bother.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

:har:Jim

[NealT]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2055/idratherholditin.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

(Instructions translated into English)

Toilet paper not provided. Please aim in direction of arrow.

[Task Force]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2055/idratherholditin.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!

[TarJak]

http://www.dra.de/online/hinweisdienste/wort/2004/bilder/kaiser_wilhelm_II.jpg
Vot do you mean I have a chicken on mein helmet?

[Platapus]

http://www.dra.de/online/hinweisdienste/wort/2004/bilder/kaiser_wilhelm_II.jpg

Be honest with me, does this hat make my mustache look silly?

[bookworm_020]

http://www.dra.de/online/hinweisdienste/wort/2004/bilder/kaiser_wilhelm_II.jpg
Drat! That pigeon pooped on my Helmet!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.dra.de/online/hinweisdienste/wort/2004/bilder/kaiser_wilhelm_II.jpg

How do you like my new mod costume.

[TarJak]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7334/luftwaafewomanflak6io.jpg
No sorry I still can;t hear you. You'll have to speak up!


http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/16/633492529351019622-blitzkreig.jpg

http://www.explore-stpauls.net/oct03/images/movieimg/Kitchener02.jpg
Can't you see? I'm trying to bloomin' well sleep!

[Task Force]

http://www.dra.de/online/hinweisdienste/wort/2004/bilder/kaiser_wilhelm_II.jpg
Wonder what he is trying to cover up with that hat?:hmmm:
Could it be a bald spot.

[TarJak]

http://forum.axishistory.com/download/file.php?id=55998
No no not the yellow snow!

[Arclight]

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/7thSpace_com_funny_picture-744.jpg
As extremist' numbers decline, they resort to training pets.
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/mg43pile.jpg
In response, military forces resort to good old "spray-and-pray" tactics.
---
One shot, one kill. :o

[Jimbuna]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1707/letmeexplain.jpg (http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?image=letmeexplain.jpg)

Let me explain

[Platapus]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1707/letmeexplain.jpg (http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?image=letmeexplain.jpg)

Q: Sir, Why were you hanging naked outside that building?

A: Because you came home early!

[Sailor Steve]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7334/luftwaafewomanflak6io.jpg

And with this newest weapon, the alien invaders won't stand a chance!

[Sledgehammer427]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7334/luftwaafewomanflak6io.jpg


at last, the secrets of nazi brainwashing have been uncovered!
"two at a time gentlemen!"

[Platapus]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7334/luftwaafewomanflak6io.jpg


The first prototype of the Ipod was not a resounding success. While the sound quality was great, the portability left something to be desired.

[Jimbuna]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7334/luftwaafewomanflak6io.jpg


So how do we actually switch this thing on!!

[TarJak]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1422/bundesarchivbild101i506jv8.jpg
Well we saw this big white fluffy cloud flying overhead, so we took a few pot shots and this is the result...

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll55/SylvieK4/goof.jpg
Why Germany lost the war...

http://www.ostfront.com/images_russian/origbc.jpg
Pamper-Grenadier-Division. Eastern front, near the river Diaper.

Note that the Dunkelgelb Panzerkinderspähwagen dates this photo as post-1943

[NealT]

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/mg43pile.jpg


15269, 15270, 15271, ...... darned lost count.

1, 2, 3

[NealT]

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/mg43pile.jpg


She loves me, she loved me not...she loves me,

[Sailor Steve]

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/EZatHome/mg43pile.jpg

Sorry, sergeant. Which end goes where, again?

[TarJak]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4536/lattefresco2cj.jpg

Early experimentation with the design of the Milch Kuhe were not as successful as expected.

[Task Force]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4536/lattefresco2cj.jpg
Now how are we gonna car jack this one. Theres no rims.

[bookworm_020]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4536/lattefresco2cj.jpg
So this is where milk comes from!

[Jimbuna]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4536/lattefresco2cj.jpg

Herr Hauptmann.....you do realise it's a bull!!

[NealT]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4536/lattefresco2cj.jpg

What do you mean "Where's your helmet?"?

[Jimbuna]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4642/loudenoughforyou.jpg (http://img6.imageshack.us/my.php?image=loudenoughforyou.jpg)

Loud enough for you.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4642/loudenoughforyou.jpg

Eh? What'd ya say? There's blood coming out of my ears?

[Task Force]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4642/loudenoughforyou.jpg
(stereo 2,000+ dollars)
(car 13,000+ dollars)
(time picking up the peices after it shakes its self apart... Priceless.

[Task Force]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4536/lattefresco2cj.jpg
Breakfast on the eastern front... Gey yer own milk! (make sure the cow dosent have russian spys in it.)

[Platapus]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4536/lattefresco2cj.jpg


Report: Comrades, my infiltration into the enemy's territory is complete. The cow disguise was genius. I have fooled them completely. I never realized our enemy's hands could be so cold. I have to sign off now, I see a bull approaching. I hope it is our agent in disguise.... last time it wasn't. What I do for the Motherland. Please send more cans of milk as I am running dry.

Can't wait until I am recalled to Moos cow (I love that joke!)

Ivan.

[bookworm_020]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4642/loudenoughforyou.jpg

And to think he once complained about how tinny the speakers were!

[{1.SS}Eberhardt]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1657/getattachment.jpg (http://img117.imageshack.us/my.php?image=getattachment.jpg)

Caption 1. Shortly after the unit arrived at camp, they took a group photo. The men felt something was eerily out of place ... They had heard of bears in these woods, but bears would not dare come close to an armed group of soldiers. Or would they? Something was out of place but no one could quite put their finger on it.

Caption 2. Shortly before the assault, friends of B company took their last group photo. The only one to survive the deadly battle would be Heinrich, whose theory about "local-habitat animal camouflage" had proven correct.

[Task Force]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1657/getattachment.jpg (http://img117.imageshack.us/my.php?image=getattachment.jpg)
One of us is not human.

[{1.SS}Eberhardt]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1723/getattachmentwix.jpg (http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=getattachmentwix.jpg)
The real Castle Wolfenstein ....

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1657/getattachment.jpg

For the last time, YES, I DO crap in the woods!

[bookworm_020]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1657/getattachment.jpg

Bernard was getting some strange feelings that he wasn't going to enjoy his time hunting with his army mates

[Jimbuna]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7969/positiveproofofglobalwa.jpg (http://img213.imageshack.us/my.php?image=positiveproofofglobalwa.jpg)

[{1.SS}Eberhardt]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7969/positiveproofofglobalwa.jpg (http://img213.imageshack.us/my.php?image=positiveproofofglobalwa.jpg)

fine by me! :arrgh!:

[Sailor Steve]

I'm surprised none of you did it first...

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1657/getattachment.jpg

Vanviken - day 1.

[Sailor Steve]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4642/loudenoughforyou.jpg

"Marty, quit playing around! The future awaits!"

[Task Force]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/4642/loudenoughforyou.jpg
This ride is realy shacky.

[TarJak]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1422/bundesarchivbild101i506jv8.jpg
Vanviken Day 8

[Jimbuna]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7141/image007z.jpg (http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=image007z.jpg)

[TarJak]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0711/tbilisi_police.jpg
"The clone troopers, now proudly wearing the name of Imperial stormtroopers, have tackled the dangerous work of fighting our enemies on the front lines. Many have died in their devotion to the Empire. Imperial citizens would do well to remember their example."
— Emperor Palpatine during the Declaration of a New Order

[bookworm_020]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0711/tbilisi_police.jpg


IF you don't stop saying my butt looks big in this your going to cop it!

[Jimbuna]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0711/tbilisi_police.jpg


I bet your mommy told you that Mickey Mouse was a funny and harmless character!!

[NealT]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0711/tbilisi_police.jpg


This is a hellava way to get to the bathroom...

[Platapus]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0711/tbilisi_police.jpg

<singing>

Who's the leader of the pack
That's gonna kick your a$$?

M I C...K E Y M O U S E

Mickey Mouse
<Chorus> Give em the stick!

Mickey Mouse

<Chorus> Give em the gas!

When ever there is civil unrest
We will make them Die
<Chorus> Die Die Die

Come along peaceably
And you won't get hurt

M I C ... Beat you real soon.. K E Y ..... M O U S Eeeeeeee

[Arclight]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0711/tbilisi_police.jpg
A face only a mother could love.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.wondercomments.com/funny/funny_comment_28.jpg

[bookworm_020]

http://www.wondercomments.com/funny/funny_comment_28.jpg

Don't count your chickens till their hatched???

[{1.SS}Eberhardt]

http://www.wondercomments.com/funny/funny_comment_28.jpg
I knew i should not have let you go on spring break in south east asia on our million dollar yacht!

[Jimbuna]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1450/privacyplease.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/my.php?image=privacyplease.jpg)

Privacy please.

[NealT]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1450/privacyplease.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/my.php?image=privacyplease.jpg)

I did NOT have sexual relations with that cat!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1450/privacyplease.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/my.php?image=privacyplease.jpg)

Friends forever.

[Jimbuna]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1450/privacyplease.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/my.php?image=privacyplease.jpg)

Can someone get this bugga off....I've just realised it's a Tom cat

[OneToughHerring]

http://www.24heures.ch/files/imagecache/468x312/newsdesk/06032009/a9ca253.jpg

Hillary: "Press this button!"

Sergei Lavrov (Russian foreign minister): "What does it do, does this button set off your nukes or ours?"

Hillary: "No, both. Hahaha!"

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0711/tbilisi_police.jpg

<Faintly off screen> "I dont want to set the wooorld ooon fiiiree..."

[Jimbuna]

http://www.24heures.ch/files/imagecache/468x312/newsdesk/06032009/a9ca253.jpg

So this is what they call the G spot

[bookworm_020]

http://www.24heures.ch/files/imagecache/468x312/newsdesk/06032009/a9ca253.jpg
So by pressing this button, you keep Bill from molesting the hired help??

[Jimbuna]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/211/pussycat.jpg (http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pussycat.jpg)

Girl shows her...

[TarJak]

http://www.durtynellyssydney.com.au/images/stpats2.jpg
Get your filthy hands off my Guinnesss!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.durtynellyssydney.com.au/images/stpats2.jpg

I've found one with a blonde top.

[TarJak]

http://new.novinite.com/media/images/2009-03/photo_verybig_101987.jpg
Has anyone seen my glasses? I'm finding this folder very hard to read...

[Digital_Trucker]

http://new.novinite.com/media/images/2009-03/photo_verybig_101987.jpg

OMG, isn't that guy on my right the one I met at the "Blue Oyster" last night?

[Jimbuna]

http://new.novinite.com/media/images/2009-03/photo_verybig_101987.jpg

If I hide behind this nobody will realise who I am.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/slideshows/silly-signs-slideshow/financial-aid-ss.jpg

.....and in the latest round of bailout legislation.......

[Jimbuna]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/422/hardman.jpg (http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hardman.jpg)

[Sledgehammer427]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/422/hardman.jpg (http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hardman.jpg)
...finally, Dr. Hardman is searching out the mysteries behind the life-controlling organ called the uterus!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/422/hardman.jpg

Well, you know what women say, a Hardman is good to find and a Goodman is hard to find:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2048/mcburnt.jpg (http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mcburnt.jpg)

Mcburnt

[TarJak]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2048/mcburnt.jpghttp://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mcburnt.jpg

Wow my new McSizzler burger is really hot!

[Sledgehammer427]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2048/mcburnt.jpghttp://theaviatorhh.com/images/h1-beetfield.jpg

irony? i think not! :D

[bookworm_020]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2048/mcburnt.jpghttp://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mcburnt.jpg

Flame grilling was tried out at McDonalds, but it didn't catch on (unlike the store!)

[Jimbuna]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6585/stopyie.jpg (http://img11.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stopyie.jpg)

Learn to spell

[Task Force]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2048/mcburnt.jpg
I knew I shouldnt have farted that close to the flames on the stove.

[Task Force]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2048/mcburnt.jpg
Mc Donalds no more.:yep:

[bookworm_020]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6585/stopyie.jpg (http://img11.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stopyie.jpg)

Why dyslexic people should avoid line making as a career

[TarJak]

http://carolynbaker.net/site/images/train%20wreck.jpg
Thomas had a feeling that the Fat Controller was not going to be happy...

[UnderseaLcpl]

Fail
http://carolynbaker.net/site/images/train%20wreck.jpgBankruptcy

This graph illustrates the projected results of President Obama's stimulus bill.

[Jimbuna]

http://carolynbaker.net/site/images/train%20wreck.jpg

Many joiners were eagerly looking forward to the remnant sale.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://carolynbaker.net/site/images/train%20wreck.jpg

In National news today, the proposed 8 billion dollar high speed rail line from LA to Las Vegas ran into a slight snag...

[bookworm_020]

http://carolynbaker.net/site/images/train%20wreck.jpg
My first day as a train driver didn't go as planned.....:doh:

[TarJak]

http://bp1.blogger.com/_taPC-1l2iog/R1aIi4mGn0I/AAAAAAAAM64/3Nhy_y1kDc4/s400/unusual_christmas_tree_08%5B0%5D.jpg
Dowly's Xmas tree

[TarJak]

http://taterbomb.com/images/das_boot_boot.jpg
Now that's my idea of Das Boot!

[NealT]

http://carolynbaker.net/site/images/train%20wreck.jpg

Now where did I drop that dime?

[Arclight]

http://taterbomb.com/images/das_boot_boot.jpg
I'd like to meet the Cinderella that goes with that glass slipper...

I think. :hmmm:

[Digital_Trucker]

http://taterbomb.com/images/das_boot_boot.jpg

Today, in health news, the cause of the recent outbreak of athletes mouth was discovered.

[bookworm_020]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/254/image0601.jpg

The real Das Boot!:salute:

[Task Force]

http://www.24heures.ch/files/imagecache/468x312/newsdesk/06032009/a9ca253.jpghttp://blogs.sltrib.com/slcrawler/uploaded_images/minuteman-735508.jpg
So this is how the world ends.:o With a smile, a crazy woman, and a crazy man pressing the BIG RED BUTTON!!! (Which is never Joined by a nice outcome.)

[Digital_Trucker]

Today, officials raided this home
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45596000/jpg/_45596188_house466300.jpg

and found this animal:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5352/download0239271.jpg

The owners, Mr and Mrs Dix, were arrested for phallus advertising.

[Platapus]

The owners, Mr and Mrs Dix, were arrested for phallus advertising.

Groan,

That pun was so bad, I wish I had thought of it. :yeah::salute:

[bookworm_020]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45596000/jpg/_45596188_house466300.jpg


Viagra spamming goes to new lengths!

[Jimbuna]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45596000/jpg/_45596188_house466300.jpg


Britains newest urban fertility clinic.

[NealT]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45596000/jpg/_45596188_house466300.jpg


This way to the LaGrange Chicken Ranch Entrance...

(Don't understand? Ask a Texan!)

[Jimbuna]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4170/theassfamily.jpg (http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theassfamily.jpg)

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4170/theassfamily.jpg (http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theassfamily.jpg)

They left off the littlest one, Upyer.

[Jimbuna]

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4404/image009lvs.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=image009lvs.jpg)

[TarJak]

http://www.realclearsports.com/blog/computer%20nerd%20%2B%20Limpet%202%5B1%5D.JPG
Jimbuna enjoys a break from posting on Subsim by having a smoke.

[Jimbuna]

....and TarJak, having overslept...rushes out of bed to set his system up fearful he might miss the next GWX TS meeting.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4369/nerdcomputerrepair.jpg (http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nerdcomputerrepair.jpg)

[TarJak]

http://funnyaussiesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hypocrites-350x303.jpg

[Arclight]

:har::har: Nice Tarjak.
http://api.ning.com/files/f5QJmL1ZxHQoaOIoiEqsRmeeYyzNgr6dgWc43haFrUc_/start_nyc_marathon_vertical.jpg
"Last one there is a rotten egg!"

[Platapus]

http://funnyaussiesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hypocrites-350x303.jpg

Awesome! Just Awesome! :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

http://api.ning.com/files/f5QJmL1ZxHQoaOIoiEqsRmeeYyzNgr6dgWc43haFrUc_/start_nyc_marathon_vertical.jpg

The worlds largest collection of Smarties

[bookworm_020]

http://api.ning.com/files/f5QJmL1ZxHQoaOIoiEqsRmeeYyzNgr6dgWc43haFrUc_/start_nyc_marathon_vertical.jpg

The people made redundant join the queue to get their first unemployment payment!

[Jimbuna]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/H/bush_turkey.jpg

Mistaken identity

[Arclight]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/H/bush_turkey.jpg
Establishing the pecking order.

[TarJak]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/H/bush_turkey.jpg
Who you calling a turkey man?

[Jimbuna]

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/9841/58003421.jpg (http://img397.imageshack.us/my.php?image=58003421.jpg)

[Jimbuna]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6895/63958406.jpg (http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=63958406.jpg)

[TarJak]

http://davidlida.com/_WP/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hysteria.jpg
Typical night out in Newcastle on Tyne.

[Jimbuna]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9355/deadkangaroo.jpg (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deadkangaroo.jpg)

Typical result of the first Aussie driving lesson

[bookworm_020]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9355/deadkangaroo.jpg (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deadkangaroo.jpg)

Dad? Good news, bad news. Bad news - Car needs some repairs. Good news - We won't be needing to buy meat for mums stew tomorrow!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/H/bush_turkey.jpg

Oops, she must have mistaken me for Bill Clinton.

[Jimbuna]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/829/monicalewinsky.jpg (http://img301.imageshack.us/my.php?image=monicalewinsky.jpg)

The return of Monica Lewinsky

[nikimcbee]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/829/monicalewinsky.jpg (http://img301.imageshack.us/my.php?image=monicalewinsky.jpg)

The return of Monica Lewinsky

Watch the teeth!:o

[nikimcbee]

http://davidlida.com/_WP/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hysteria.jpg
Typical night out in Newcastle on Tyne.

Oh look, Jim shaved his legs.:hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/funny-snowman.jpg

[bookworm_020]

http://davidlida.com/_WP/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hysteria.jpg
Photos of the subsim night out start to surface on the forum.....

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/funny-snowman.jpg

It's funny and chilly.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5513/20090327213452.jpg

This pillow is very comfortable, but it sure has the worst breath.

[Jimbuna]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1029/youllnevergettoworkonti.jpg (http://img27.imageshack.us/my.php?image=youllnevergettoworkonti.jpg)

[bookworm_020]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1029/youllnevergettoworkonti.jpg (http://img27.imageshack.us/my.php?image=youllnevergettoworkonti.jpg)

The RTA find some relief in their new "truth in signage" policy

[TarJak]

http://www.amgnasher.co.uk/omg.jpg
Look into my eyes... you are getting sleepy... listen to the sound of my voice.... Go to your bank withdraw all you cash and give it to me...

[Arclight]

http://www.ugliestdogs.net/sitebuilder/images/ellie_ugly_3_1_-457x298.jpg
"Quaid... start the reactor..." (Total Recall)

[NealT]

http://www.ugliestdogs.net/sitebuilder/images/ellie_ugly_3_1_-457x298.jpg


You stick your left tongue out, you stick your left tongue in you stick your left tongue out and you do it all again...

[Platapus]

http://www.ugliestdogs.net/sitebuilder/images/ellie_ugly_3_1_-457x298.jpg

I was the second choice for President Obama's family pet. Really I was. I swear!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.ugliestdogs.net/sitebuilder/images/ellie_ugly_3_1_-457x298.jpg

Your not going to believe this I know.....but with this tongue I have made so many women extremely happy.

[SpeedyPC]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/H/bush_turkey.jpg

Oooooh pleeeeease Turkey don't stop keep going I won't last longer in the White House