Game: Photo captions

[mcf1]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg
The police officer thinks:"woman+car+house=disaster"

[Jimbuna]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6804/225pxsarahpalincropxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I'm a vegetarian and don't believe in killing poor defenceless animals for food.

[Mikhayl]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6804/225pxsarahpalincropxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Half-invisible grizzly caught on camera abusing Gov. Palin.

[Jimbuna]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg

Just come on down, pay the speeding ticket and we can all go home.

[Sailor Steve]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg

"What's the problem, Marty? You asked me to get you home, and here we are!"
"But Doc, I didn't mean..."

[Jimbuna]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg

Look son, I'm not bothered if you don't have a driving licence....it's your pilots licence I want to check.

[Mikhayl]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg

9/11 redux gone bad :o

[TarJak]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/h/T/weird_crustacean.jpg
You know you've got crabs when you find one of these down your shorts...

[NealT]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg

Now let me get this straight...you put it in reverse, and the next thing you know

[Digital_Trucker]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/ninjas%5B1%5D.jpg

And at today's rally of former Hillary Clinton "supporters"............

[Task Force]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6804/225pxsarahpalincropxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
Better hope peta dosent see this, they will throw red paint on you.;)

[Task Force]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6804/225pxsarahpalincropxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
I just dont know why animals run away from me.:hmm:

[Sailor Steve]

@ Digital Trucker: Okay, I have to thank you. I'm going to get special state assistance now, since

1) I'm now blind, having gouged out my eyes

2) Once I'm released from the funny farm I'm still going to need therapy for the rest of my life

3) The only way I'll ever be well and whole again is if I hunt you down and put you out of my misery, and that will still leave me either raving mad or living in a cell with my new friend 'Roger'

Any way I look at it, you've ruined my life. Thanks a lot!:rotfl:

[Blacklight]

Sailor Steve@ Digital Trucker: Okay, I have to thank you. I'm going to get special state assistance now, since

1) I'm now blind, having gouged out my eyes

2) Once I'm released from the funny farm I'm still going to need therapy for the rest of my life

3) The only way I'll ever be well and whole again is if I hunt you down and put you out of my misery, and that will still leave me either raving mad or living in a cell with my new friend 'Roger'

Any way I look at it, you've ruined my life. Thanks a lot!

You know... that's funny ! I just developed the exact same symptoms plus an intense hatred of Digital Trucker at the same time you did ! :o

[Blacklight]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg

You're parked in a restricted zone ! That's why !

[Blacklight]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6804/225pxsarahpalincropxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

So... what does a vice-president do ?

[Blacklight]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6804/225pxsarahpalincropxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

....and Subman1 still likes me. :D

[Task Force]

Digital Trucker. AAAAAAAHHHH my eyes just melted and I have to clean them up off the floor.:dead: Thats one scary pic myfrend.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/h/T/weird_crustacean.jpg

Honey, I've brought your mom round for dinner.

[Jimbuna]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/ninjas%5B1%5D.jpg

What do you mean 'Your costumes look ridiculous'....I think the hats look fine.

[STEED]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6804/225pxsarahpalincropxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

I promise you my fellow Republicans I shall hunt down every last stinking Communist Democrats and shoot them.

[Digital_Trucker]

@Steve, Blacklight and TaskForce I'll be glad to share my huge room at the funny farm if any of you need it:rotfl:. Evidently, Jimbuna has his own room:D

Whatever y'all do, if you want to avoid pictures like that, don't google "wierd pictures". You'll definitely find them:D

[STEED]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg

After wrecking the country Gordon Brown makes a quick get away and fails.

[Jimbuna]

@Steve, Blacklight and TaskForce I'll be glad to share my huge room at the funny farm if any of you need it:rotfl:. Evidently, Jimbuna has his own room:D

Whatever y'all do, if you want to avoid pictures like that, don't google "wierd pictures". You'll definitely find them:D

Just don't put me in the same padded cell as STEED. :o

[STEED]

@Steve, Blacklight and TaskForce I'll be glad to share my huge room at the funny farm if any of you need it:rotfl:. Evidently, Jimbuna has his own room:D

Whatever y'all do, if you want to avoid pictures like that, don't google "wierd pictures". You'll definitely find them:D

Just don't put me in the same padded cell as STEED. :o

Don't you want a hot wax? :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

@Steve, Blacklight and TaskForce I'll be glad to share my huge room at the funny farm if any of you need it:rotfl:. Evidently, Jimbuna has his own room:D

Whatever y'all do, if you want to avoid pictures like that, don't google "wierd pictures". You'll definitely find them:D

Just don't put me in the same padded cell as STEED. :o

Don't you want a hot wax? :rotfl:

No thanks, I saw what your outcome was :o

[Blacklight]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/ninjas%5B1%5D.jpg

Hi ! Did we overdress ?

[TarJak]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/09/05/tebbuttrees_wideweb__470x319,0.jpg
Now what happens if I move my finger this way?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/09/05/tebbuttrees_wideweb__470x319,0.jpg

When you've finished, can I open my eyes.

[STEED]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/09/05/tebbuttrees_wideweb__470x319,0.jpg

Is that my zipper your pulling down?

[Jimbuna]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/2860/wetsuitdq6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't ever ever ever fart when wearing a wetsuit.

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/bizarre028.jpg

Hi honey, yeah, I think I left the tap on.

[Jimbuna]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/bizarre028.jpg

Isn't there anywhere I can go for a bit of peace and quiet.

[Platapus]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/2860/wetsuitdq6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't ever ever ever fart when wearing a wetsuit.

That reminds me of the time I farted at four atmospheres. A most "unusual" experience indeed. :know:

[Jimbuna]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9621/ballskw4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hang on mate, just one sharp pull on these and we should soon have you out of there.

[Koondawg]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9621/ballskw4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Since my wife took my others, I'll trade these in for a new set of dentures

[TarJak]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9621/ballskw4.jpg
Damn! These things are hard to milk!

[Jimbuna]

The 100 metres Water Sweeping Final was a lot closer affair than anybody imagined.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4260/gd8500281volunteerssweesu4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Koondawg]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/koondawg/MISC%20BS/wiggles.jpg

SUPRISE...SUPRISE...SUPRISE...that aint my finger either

[Jimbuna]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/8499/jobstinksss7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Does your job stink

[HunterICX]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5029/putincriticaeldobleraseeb1.jpg

*Force Choke* :o

HunterICX

[Mush Martin]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5029/putincriticaeldobleraseeb1.jpg

I find your lack of faith.......disturbing

[HunterICX]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5029/putincriticaeldobleraseeb1.jpg

Putin: You will give me Georgia

UN Council member: We will give you Georgia

:p

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5029/putincriticaeldobleraseeb1.jpg

I'll have that new camera your using, thank you.

[Mush Martin]

http://www.randylittlejohn.com/Dick_Cheney.jpg

Good and Evil are just two sides of the same coin Anakin

[Jimbuna]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/592/mccainbc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Who would like to see my impersonation of an elephant.

[DeepIron]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/592/mccainbc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Thank you!... thanks... I owe it all to Weight Watchers...

[DeepIron]

http://www.northrim.net/jhouck/images/rice.jpg

Dammit George, SHUT THE HELL UP! I swear, if you open that pie hole of yours again and screw up my foreign policy work, I'll have your balls for dinner...

[Platapus]

http://www.randylittlejohn.com/Dick_Cheney.jpg

Ahhh! Don't spring such disturbing images on us without a warning. Children also visit this website. :nope:

[Platapus]

http://www.northrim.net/jhouck/images/rice.jpg

Dammit George, SHUT THE HELL UP! I swear, if you open that pie hole of yours again and screw up my foreign policy work, I'll have your balls for dinner...

I think there is much more truth than humour in DeepIron's caption. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/592/mccainbc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Hi folks, these new dentures of mine are wonderful.

[Platapus]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/592/mccainbc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


<Jedi mind trick>

These are not the issues you should be concerned about.

[Jimbuna]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9436/3footly0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I wish I could find my other boot.

[TarJak]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/592/mccainbc2.jpg
Settle down... settle down... Its not as big as it looks.

[bookworm_020]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4260/gd8500281volunteerssweesu4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

We're sweeping in the rain, just sweeping in the rain.....:D

[bookworm_020]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg

Damm! Harry Potter and Ron Weasley have been on a bender again!

[bookworm_020]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2898/ebony2760646my0.jpg

Hey honey, let's vote Republican!

[Jimbuna]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4153/19thholecq0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

You'd better check that was actually wine in that glass.

[Mikhayl]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4153/19thholecq0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Give us our damn ball back now !

[Jimbuna]

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/313/weirdhelpinghand49ea5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Two pairs are often better than one.

[Koondawg]

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/313/weirdhelpinghand49ea5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

I dont how good these Marijuana trinkets are gonna feel when you pull the string, but I can't wait to test the Ben-wah balls...

[Platapus]

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/313/weirdhelpinghand49ea5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That is some suit. :up:

She looks hot enough to be Vice President!

[DeepIron]

http://www.northrim.net/jhouck/images/art.obama.clinton.gi.jpg

Clinton: And there I was in the Oval Office. Monica got down on her knees and ...
Obama (thinking): My God, how many times is he going to tell that story!?

[Platapus]

Deep Iron, you have a real talent for those captions. :up:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.northrim.net/jhouck/images/art.obama.clinton.gi.jpg

Let me give you a bit of advice young man.

Always be honest and truthful with people.....and always keep it in your trousers.

[Platapus]

http://www.northrim.net/jhouck/images/art.obama.clinton.gi.jpg

Barrack, the key to success is honestly and integrity. If you can fake those, you got it made.

[DeepIron]

http://www.northrim.net/jhouck/images/guy_wave.jpg

"So I said, yo, Miguel, I *REALLY* plugged the crapper this time! So DON'T flush it. Ok?
So, did he listen to me?... no.... "

[Jimbuna]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/484/calamarioa3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

They'll never believe me back ashore.

[Stealth Hunter]

I just thought of a great one for the John McCain photo that was posted a few pages back:

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/signaturepics/sigpic25164_1.gif

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/592/mccainbc2.jpg

RAWR!!! FRANKENSTEIN POSE!

[DeepIron]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/592/mccainbc2.jpg

"I should have never had that BOTOX injection so close to showtime... "

[Jimbuna]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/484/calamarioa3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Drikey!!...look at the size of the dick on that thing.

[Koondawg]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/484/calamarioa3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Dayam Jimbo, with a lure like that WTF are you fishing for?

[STEED]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/592/mccainbc2.jpg

I will bomb all stinking Democrat hippies world wide and just for STEED bomb the EU off the face of the planet.


Got my vote. :D

[TarJak]

http://www.northrim.net/jhouck/images/art.obama.clinton.gi.jpg
Now, if you cut holes in your pockets then you can get a grip whilst in public an no-one is the wiser...

[Jimbuna]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/484/calamarioa3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Dayam Jimbo, with a lure like that WTF are you fishing for?

Either of the parents. :p

[Koondawg]

@ Jimbo...were gonna need a bigger wharf...Ill get the tractor :up:


KD

[STEED]

http://www.cinemaparadiso.nl/richard5.jpg

You will bow down and pay your BBC license fee or I will have you flogged.

[STEED]

http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/2002/120502/images/film2.jpg

Go ahead and pick your nose punk.

[STEED]

http://www.gigglepotz.com/Hurr6.jpg

Neal....."The Jedi are going to feel this one, more beer!"

[STEED]

http://www.csicop.org/si/8512/face-on-mars.jpg

Who you looking fart face.

[Task Force]

http://www.csicop.org/si/8512/face-on-mars.jpg
What planet is this?:lol: Looks like we found the real man on the moon

[Sailor Steve]

Neal....."The Jedi are going to feel this one, more beer!"
:rotfl:
Good one, Steed!

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.csicop.org/si/8512/face-on-mars.jpg

Kids, I know I said you could bury me in the sand, but it's time for the game to be over.

Kids?

Honey?

Anybody?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.csicop.org/si/8512/face-on-mars.jpg

I wonder how long I need to keep this facial wash on for.

[Task Force]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/484/calamarioa3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
Get the big net,were gona have sushi tonight.:rotfl:

[DeepIron]

http://www.csicop.org/si/8512/face-on-mars.jpg

"I am a rock, I am an island." ...

[NealT]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/484/calamarioa3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Man they weren't kidding when they said big things grow in Texas...

[DeepIron]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/484/calamarioa3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)


Damn! My bait keeps floating to the surface! I'll never catch anything if this keeps up!

[Jimbuna]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9162/tankkh2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Which one of you guys told the woman she could have a go at driving for heavens sake!!

[Sailor Steve]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9162/tankkh2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Dang! Eastwood was right: That .44 Magnum really is the most powerful handgun in the world!

[Jimbuna]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9162/tankkh2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Your definitely caught in a sand trap....I'd recommend a no.5 iron.

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9162/tankkh2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

France's new AMX-500 "Opossum" main battle tank showcases its' state-of-the-art defence system.

[Jimbuna]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4569/bikergirl22cl1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That is one cute a$$

[Mikhayl]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4569/bikergirl22cl1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Stop right there sir, that exhaust of yours is way too noisy !

[DeepIron]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4569/bikergirl22cl1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Driver (thinking): Great! This is not my dayl. First I get a ticket and I'll never get the smell out of the seat either!

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4569/bikergirl22cl1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Dyslexic Police: Cobmating partial nduity wherever ti is fuond

[Platapus]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4569/bikergirl22cl1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Is that one of those Harley Davidson Soft Tails I have read about?

[Jimbuna]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/8496/puddlefisherve4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I think today will be my lucky day.

[TarJak]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4569/bikergirl22cl1.jpg
Pull over! Your pillion is not wearing a helmet!

[Jimbuna]

Keep very still...don't move a hair.

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/751/upskirtcamsy3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[DeepIron]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/751/upskirtcamsy3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

"This is so embarassing! Why can't my gynecologist have an office like everyone else?"

[HunterICX]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4788/1206343018vn4.jpg

-*PANG!PIEW PANG!* Aaaarg...I'm hit!

-Private Dinsdale! GET UP! the Royal House and the Queen is watching!

HunterICX

[Tango589]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4788/1206343018vn4.jpg

'I'm trying to get a look up that ladies red skirt, to see what that man is photographing.'

[Jimbuna]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/378/smartmz9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Now which way was it to Trafalgar Square again.

[TarJak]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/757153.jpg
Maybe if I try to look like Mussilini, I'll get more respect...

http://www.geocities.com/rollo75/bakedjam.jpg
Now watch as I smear baked beans and jam over myself in an attempt to gain some attention from the Australian public

[Jimbuna]

http://www.geocities.com/rollo75/bakedjam.jpg

I can remember the days when these commodities were scarcer than rockie horse droppings in this penal colony of ours.

[STEED]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4569/bikergirl22cl1.jpg

Police officer

Hey back door sex here I come, good job I got KY Jelly on me.

[Jimbuna]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4569/bikergirl22cl1.jpg

If I reach far enough I just might be able to get my finger in there.

[HunterICX]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/638/1177620660zw3.jpg

What did you say about my Wife?!?!

HunterICX

[STEED]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/751/upskirtcamsy3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Excuse me love, your conceptive coil has falled out.

[Jimbuna]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/638/1177620660zw3.jpg

(BBW)

What's wrong with the campaign layers in GWX!!

[SS107.9MHz]

http://www.earlyaviator.com/archive/image4/flamed.jpg
Damn you Dowly you Bitch!

That's IT!!! Tomorrow I'll quit smoking!

[SS107.9MHz]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/751/upskirtcamsy3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Excuse me love, your conceptive coil has falled out.

"This is ganna be sweet...uhm...uhm..what?!...BALLS?!!!!"

[STEED]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/638/1177620660zw3.jpg

Brag

Buy my fooking book you ass wipe!

[SS107.9MHz]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/638/1177620660zw3.jpg

WHAT??? Whole milk? I ordered SKIMMED!!!

[STEED]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/378/smartmz9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

I'm here and Gordon Brown is there so I should make it for the three o' clock crap right on his head.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/638/1177620660zw3.jpg

Just one more minute, sir, and we'll be all done with that root canal.

[Jimbuna]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/378/smartmz9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

I'm here and Gordon Brown is there so I should make it for the three o' clock crap right on his head.

ROFLMAO :rotfl:

Only you could have posted that :lol:

[Digital_Trucker]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/meat-suit-man.jpg

Ah, I want my money back. I said a neat suit, not a meat suit:doh:

[bookworm_020]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/meat-suit-man.jpg

I just wanted too prove to all my fans that I'm more than beefcake!

[bookworm_020]

http://www.geocities.com/rollo75/bakedjam.jpg

If you vote for me as leader, you will each receive these items free!

[Jimbuna]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/638/1177620660zw3.jpg

Who ate all the pies!!

[Jimbuna]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/meat-suit-man.jpg

Dear Lord....please strike down my tailor...I beseech thee.

[owner20071963]

Post your captions for this photo. or post your own photo for captioning:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/101876.jpg
Rogue SEAL team boards USS Nevada!
Great Shot,Proof Of Global Warming?
Well If You See This behind Your boat at Sea
http://comsubspac.spruz.com/user/167225/gallery/105501/image001.jpg
This Maybe The First View Of Global Warming At Sea,:arrgh!:,:arrgh!:,
Happy Captains,http://www.ComSubsPac.spruz.com (http://www.comsubspac.spruz.com/)

[HunterICX]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/638/1177620660zw3.jpg

Give me back my sandwich!

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6672/giraffedk0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Erm...I think we may be flying a bit too low.

[Jimbuna]

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/446/boobsonparade9wv9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What is everybody looking at?....never seen a girl on the back of a bike before!!

[TarJak]

http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/hitler-480.preview.jpg

Does my bum look big in these pants?

[Platapus]

http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/hitler-480.preview.jpg

I think all he needs is a hug. :yep:

[Task Force]

http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/hitler-480.preview.jpg
Here we see the latest fassion In the Adolf Hitler collection from Nazi fassion Ltd.

[Task Force]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/638/1177620660zw3.jpg
You took my last steak and patato dinner.:x Now Im going to starve.:stare: :rotfl: (I dont think so)

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/hitler-480.preview.jpg

The face is familiar, but I just can't place the name. Is he that comedian...?

[Task Force]

http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/hitler-480.preview.jpg
Dictator fassion, it never cought on.

[Platapus]

http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/hitler-480.preview.jpg


Hell of a gig-line there slick. :nope:

[bookworm_020]

http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/hitler-480.preview.jpg


My pants were in the wash, so I borrowed these from Mussolini

[TarJak]

http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/hitler-480.preview.jpg
Harry's the name, Harry Highpants. Pleased to meet you.

[Koondawg]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6672/giraffedk0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Ahem, Excuse me but, would you have any Grey Poupon....

[HunterICX]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1038/churchillwinstonik9.jpg

Those silly pants are not going to save you Hitler

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1038/churchillwinstonik9.jpg

That ugly bitch said I was drunk....so now she's got to pay.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/hitler-480.preview.jpg

You could have waited until I'd finished shaving my upper lip before insisting on taking this damn photo.

[Mush Martin]

http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/hitler-480.preview.jpg

Knock knock ...
whos there?
Just kidding ve do not knock....

[Dowly]

Knock knock ...
whos there?
Just kidding ve do not knock....


ROFL!!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[kurtz]

http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/hitler-480.preview.jpg
Here we see the latest fassion In the Adolf Hitler collection from Nazi fassion Ltd.
This Tears colours are Black, Sable, Schwarz and Noir and for the fashion leaders brown.

[Jimbuna]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7229/othermeansofpaymentvo8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

A motorists dilemna.

[TarJak]

http://www.fpp.co.uk/books/Goering/images/Hitler_Goering-at-FHQ_250.jpg
Check out the bazookas on that one!

http://www.ww2incolor.com/gallery/albums/germans/Hitler_and_Goering.sized.jpg
Hermann my dear chap. I think I just stepped in something your poodle dropped. Lick it off my boots please!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Hermann_Goering_-_Nuremberg.jpg
I'll have a the plaice and chips and the calamari with a pounds worth of chips for my mate with the white helmet thanks. Oh yeah and a kebab with the lot and chilli sauce.

[Biggles]

Knock knock ...
whos there?
Just kidding ve do not knock....


ROFL!!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

What he said:up: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.fpp.co.uk/books/Goering/images/Hitler_Goering-at-FHQ_250.jpg

I think I'll have fried rice with mine....you get a portion of chips and we'll share them both.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.ww2incolor.com/gallery/albums/germans/Hitler_and_Goering.sized.jpg

Have you just dropped your guts.

Not me mate.....I'm constipated.

[Jimbuna]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Hermann_Goering_-_Nuremberg.jpg

I know the areas just been hit by a hurricane....but when I booked for the SS Meet I expected better accommodation than a rabbit hutch.

[Biggles]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Hermann_Goering_-_Nuremberg.jpg
heh, don't look now, but the guy right next to me has a bowl on his head....what a dork!

[Biggles]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1038/churchillwinstonik9.jpg
This is not the end...not for me anyway...

[Jimbuna]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2829/obamash1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mush Martin]

.....Knock Knock

Who's there

....ze Schutzstaffel....

ze Schutzstaffel who?

http://www.holokausztmagyarorszagon.hu/images/portraits/himmler.jpg

I ..... vill ask de questions here

[Digital_Trucker]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/batman-baby.jpg

Quickly, Robin, to the BatStroller!

[Wolfehunter]

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/ninjas%5B1%5D.jpg

Hi ! Did we overdress ?I though they auditioned for Space balls?:hmm: :rotfl:

[Task Force]

AAAAAAAAAAAAh there goes that scary picture again. my eyes.:dead:
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1038/churchillwinstonik9.jpg
How do ya like my Tony Montana impersionation, Say hello to my little freind!

[Sailor Steve]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1038/churchillwinstonik9.jpg

Actually this is really my Clyde Barrow impersonation. Wait 'til you see me do Bonny Parker.

[HunterICX]

DATE WEBSITE
http://www.holokausztmagyarorszagon.hu/images/portraits/himmler.jpg

Name: Himmler
Age: 42
Nationality: German
Profesion: a Member of the Nutzi Party

Looking for...

A girl that is not into these love and care gibberish, I like to be punished and spanked every day with a leather wip, at night I like to be locked up in a cage completly dressed in leather and like to have my nipples electrocuted, my nuts to be crushed and be told I'm a very naughty naughty boy.

....

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9383/bushov9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Your right, it was me who farted.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.holokausztmagyarorszagon.hu/images/portraits/himmler.jpg

If anyone finds the other half of my spectacles, please get in touch with me.

[NealT]

http://www.holokausztmagyarorszagon.hu/images/portraits/himmler.jpg


This is not as easy to do as Colonel Klink said it was.

[Jimbuna]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5500/spaghettifs8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Don't anyone dare mention Bolognese!!

[Platapus]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5500/spaghettifs8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Oh you wanted a POODLE mix. My bad :oops:

[Jimbuna]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5489/putinrn3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Tonight my dear you can look forward to a huge serving of Russian rumpy pumpy.

[Biggles]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5489/putinrn3.jpg
Gas pipeline? I'll show you some real gas from my very own pipeline! In 3...2...1...

[Jimbuna]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5489/putinrn3.jpg

No you can't have my necklace Boris...now pi$$ off and be a good boy...your starting to annoy me in front of all these nice people.

[Task Force]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_BVjLwqdZwFM/Rsnb_2FajoI/AAAAAAAAAaw/G2sYDMCGUFM/Tanzania+012.jpg
I hope Jimbuna makes it to the SS meating ok, Ive heard some bad storys from 4th class.:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2677/jimjokerdn6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/vampire-smiley%20face-88.gif http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6356/av129190fjwl3.gif

[NealT]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5489/putinrn3.jpg

If you had let us make your dentures, it would have been cheaper, they would have fit better so you would not have swallowed them.

[Jimbuna]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/1038/bush2qg5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Tell me Liz, why are you wearing a bed pan on top of your head.

[Task Force]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_BVjLwqdZwFM/Rsnb_2FajoI/AAAAAAAAAaw/G2sYDMCGUFM/Tanzania+012.jpg
I hope Jimbuna makes it to the SS meating ok, Ive heard some bad storys from 4th class.:rotfl:
That damn X is takeing over the world.:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/1038/bush2qg5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Tonight babe, your a$$ is mine.

[TarJak]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/17/kevin_rudd_lead_wideweb__470x297,0.jpg

Alright! Which one of you buggers spiked my tea?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/02/0312RUDD_narrowweb__300x492,0.jpg
Now this will be a laugh. They won't be able to tell who wears the pants in this relationship

[HunterICX]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2677/jimjokerdn6.jpg

Mommy! Mommy!
Daddy is playing with your Make-Up again!

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/17/kevin_rudd_lead_wideweb__470x297,0.jpg

So what's this bromide thing I keep hearing you talk about.

[Jimbuna]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1240/celeb024ti2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The Chippendales reunion tour.

[Jimbuna]

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4679/putin2aq4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

If only you were a little shorter my dear.

[NealT]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/17/kevin_rudd_lead_wideweb__470x297,0.jpg

If I lean just a little bit, maybe they won't hear me fart.

[NealT]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1240/celeb024ti2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What the Marines need - a few good men.

[Sailor Steve]

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4679/putin2aq4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Oh, come on...escargot isn't that bad.

[Jimbuna]

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4679/putin2aq4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Her bloody hair pin has stuck in my chest!!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/apartment.jpg

Today, FEMA announced strict new federal building codes for flood prone areas.

[Task Force]

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/apartment.jpg
Featured this month in Redneck Living magazine....:rotfl:

[Platapus]

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/apartment.jpg

Today, FEMA announced strict new federal building codes for flood prone areas.


That is so wrong. Funny, but so very wrong. :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/apartment.jpg

Does anybody know a good joiner ?

[Task Force]

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/apartment.jpg
trailer on a twig, garenteed to fall over in the next good wind.;)

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/apartment.jpg

AT-AT, Mk 0.1

[Jimbuna]

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/apartment.jpg

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one.

[bookworm_020]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9383/bushov9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Here is my Steve Urkel impression! :D

[TarJak]

I was thinking more Dick Emery

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9383/bushov9.jpg
Oooooh You are awful! But I like you!

[Platapus]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9383/bushov9.jpg


<Referencing the bald guy sitting behind bush's right shoulder>

The GOP told me to smile, but I don't know how much longer I can continue to smile.

Please break for a commercial.

My face hurts!

[HunterICX]

Sooo...sleeping with my Wife, eh!

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3051/1181204354ij4.jpg

HunterICX

[AntEater]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Lancero2/setembro1/20080925070648ENLUS0149983512223264.jpg

"No one shall pass!"

[Koondawg]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/koondawg/MISC%20BS/pigsfly.jpg
Ok who said when pigs fly???

[Jimbuna]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3051/1181204354ij4.jpg

Open wide...this shouldn't hurt.

[Jimbuna]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Lancero2/setembro1/20080925070648ENLUS0149983512223264.jpg

This is how we do the Hokey Cokey in Russia.

[bookworm_020]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3051/1181204354ij4.jpg

Thanks for helping me out with my new movie, Hostel meets Saw!

[bookworm_020]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Lancero2/setembro1/20080925070648ENLUS0149983512223264.jpg

If I hadn't drunk those three bottle of vodka last night, I wouldn't need to stand like this and use my sword to prop my self up!

[bookworm_020]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3051/1181204354ij4.jpg

You used Oral-B! Now you shall pay!

[Sailor Steve]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Lancero2/setembro1/20080925070648ENLUS0149983512223264.jpg

On your knees, dog! Bow to the new Emperor of Lower Slobovia!

[Jimbuna]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7063/celeb022yi2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Nike one.

[Biggles]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Lancero2/setembro1/20080925070648ENLUS0149983512223264.jpg
Do you have a reservation? Smoker or non smoker?

[SS107.9MHz]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Lancero2/setembro1/20080925070648ENLUS0149983512223264.jpg
I ain't kidding... WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!!

[Jimbuna]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Lancero2/setembro1/20080925070648ENLUS0149983512223264.jpg

I will now demonstrate the opening sequence in your sword dance training.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/pictures/2007/01/shark-in-the-roof.JPG

Today the NTSB is investigating a rare crash involving a single engine fish.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/pictures/2007/01/shark-in-the-roof.JPG

looks like it's gonna be fish and chips for supper...again.

[Task Force]

http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/pictures/2007/01/shark-in-the-roof.JPG
Hey look honey, look it is one of those flying fish ive heard of.:yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9479/funnypicture655241914da0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[TarJak]

http://www.pullingnosehairs.com/FunnyVideos1.jpg

Well I got myself into this mess. I guess I'll just have to dig my way out.

[Task Force]

http://www.pullingnosehairs.com/FunnyVideos1.jpg
Heres why we put the emergency brake on when on the side of a hill next to a river.:yep:

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.pullingnosehairs.com/FunnyVideos1.jpg

Don't worry, Steed - we won't stop until we find you!

And don't worry about the cost, either - your taxes are paying for it!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/1181481327sl6.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Lancero2/setembro1/20080925070648ENLUS0149983512223264.jpg

NOBODY GETS IN TO SEE THE WIZARD. NOT NOBODY! NOT NO HOW!

[NealT]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9479/funnypicture655241914da0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Is he done yet?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.pullingnosehairs.com/FunnyVideos1.jpg

Looks like that 'clunk' we heard was the stop valve after all.

[AntEater]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8955/failkx4.jpg

When Internet memes become reality.....

[Jimbuna]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9349/sleepingwithri8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Do you know who your sleeping with!

[Biggles]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9349/sleepingwithri8.jpg
-Just a precaution dear, so I don't shout out someone elses name:oops:

[NealT]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9349/sleepingwithri8.jpg

Just a reminder to call my hairdresser in the morning dear...

[NealT]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7063/celeb022yi2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

This is how my knee felt before the surgery...

[Jimbuna]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6870/poperockpx1vc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6870/poperockpx1vc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I CAN'T HEAR YOU! HAVE YOU ALL TAKEN A VOW OF SILENCE?! COME ON!!! IT'S ROCK MUSIC HOUR!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Lancero2/setembro1/20080925070648ENLUS0149983512223264.jpg

GTFO.

lol, k.

[Task Force]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Lancero2/setembro1/20080925070648ENLUS0149983512223264.jpg
In are contry heres how we greet eatch other.:yep: Be careful about the sords though, they can hurt.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Lancero2/setembro1/20080925070648ENLUS0149983512223264.jpg

I just crapped myself. Wanna bet which leg of my pants it comes out of?

[bookworm_020]

http://www.pullingnosehairs.com/FunnyVideos1.jpg

Dug a hole! Filling with water!:-?

[Task Force]

http://www.pullingnosehairs.com/FunnyVideos1.jpg
Cover for my new book, 100 ways how not to drive a excavator.;)

[Task Force]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6870/poperockpx1vc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
Im trying to pass gas now, Ill give the rest of my speech in a... FART... second.;)

[bookworm_020]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8186/robertmugabenarrowweb30bp3.jpg

I'm happy because I have gotten rid of that annoying STEED!

[TarJak]

Steed decides he's had enough of Subsim...
http://images.smh.com.au/2008/09/30/221431/470_trader-470x0.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8186/robertmugabenarrowweb30bp3.jpg

Holy ****. That guy looks like Ray Charles.

[sharkbit]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8186/robertmugabenarrowweb30bp3.jpg

"That naked chick behind the general gave me her phone number!"

[HunterICX]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8186/robertmugabenarrowweb30bp3.jpg

Blue General: ''Kick Me'' ???

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8186/robertmugabenarrowweb30bp3.jpg

Who the hell cut your hair.

[Jimbuna]

http://images.smh.com.au/2008/09/30/221431/470_trader-470x0.jpg

****!!....I've just swallowed my dentures.

[bookworm_020]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8186/robertmugabenarrowweb30bp3.jpg

Blokes behind Mugabe "He just dropped a stinker!"

Mugabe "The pressure is off now!"

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/480px-Poll27s_closed.jpg

[Reece]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8186/robertmugabenarrowweb30bp3.jpg

"That naked chick behind the general gave me her phone number!" That's a bloke!:eek:

[bookworm_020]

"That naked chick behind the general gave me her phone number!" That's a bloke!:eek:

Maybe that's why he is smiling!:hmm:

[Reece]

Stop poking me in the back!!:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8831/gglitterax1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Not bad....just got back into the UK and he's already found himself a job.

[sharkbit]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8186/robertmugabenarrowweb30bp3.jpg

"That naked chick behind the general gave me her phone number!" That's a bloke!:eek:

doh!! :doh:

Missed the beard. The small man boobs fooled me!

[AntEater]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/7071/610xdr9.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/7071/610xdr9.jpg

The wonders of a professional soldier from a highly developed 21st century western country.

The armed postman.

[I-25]

http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/7071/610xdr9.jpg

"Vee areee Looking Fur Das Oktoberfest"

[Task Force]

http://images.smh.com.au/2008/09/30/221431/470_trader-470x0.jpg

****!!....I've just swallowed my dentures.

Jimbuna I didint know you had dentures.:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

[/URL]
[URL=http://imageshack.us]http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/732/funnypicture1274080898xq5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Okay ladies....let's follow Da Man.

[bookworm_020]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/732/funnypicture1274080898xq5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What are you??? Chicken???:hmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4066/celeb021jl4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Pick me a winner Ma'am