Game: Photo captions

[Jimbuna]

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/33/toiletseatcar.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=toiletseatcar.jpg)

Anyone got a few sheets of paper to spare.

[bookworm_020]

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/33/toiletseatcar.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=toiletseatcar.jpg)
Port a John???

[Jimbuna]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9781/babyelephant.jpg (http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=babyelephant.jpg)

Are we related....you look kinda familiar?

[bookworm_020]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9781/babyelephant.jpg (http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=babyelephant.jpg)

I knew I had few beers last night when I was at the singles bar.....

[TarJak]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9781/babyelephant.jpg
I'm sorry darling... it's not you it's me.

[HunterICX]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4176/1222878739.jpg

Safety at Work, who needs it?

HunterICX

[Raptor1]

Safety at Work, who needs it?

HunterICX


Safety is overrated...

[TarJak]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4176/1222878739.jpg
No you'll have to put me down; I'm too high to reach your trousers from here.

[Jimbuna]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4176/1222878739.jpg

If you'd only put your wifes high heels on this morning I might have reached the next level.

[TarJak]

http://www.figureconcord.com/ublog/custom_graphics/body_politic.jpg
And the T stands for???

[Task Force]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4176/1222878739.jpg
These... are penney penchers. They saved $5 by getting the shorter ladder.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://www.figureconcord.com/ublog/custom_graphics/body_politic.jpg
And the T stands for???
Titillating?

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://www.figureconcord.com/ublog/custom_graphics/body_politic.jpg

Lucky me. I got stuck pounding the other kind of T-post
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_post

[bookworm_020]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4176/1222878739.jpg
Higher! Higher! She's about to get out of the bath!!!!:o

[bookworm_020]

http://www.figureconcord.com/ublog/custom_graphics/body_politic.jpg

How great is this job! Get paid and a bigger bust! I just hate package deliveries!

[Platapus]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4176/1222878739.jpg

I don't like what they are doing, but I have to admit that that guy holding the ladder is pretty strong!

[Jimbuna]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4176/1222878739.jpg

OMG!!.....your right, he is a creoss dresser!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.figureconcord.com/ublog/custom_graphics/body_politic.jpg

Titubation (look it up, it aint rude) LOL

[NEON DEON]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/H/bush_turkey.jpg

Georgey tries to one up Bill Clinton:D

[TarJak]

http://jazamatazz.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/banksy-let-them-eat-crack-rat.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9682/bearq.jpg (http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bearq.jpg)

Psst!....wanna know who I saw mommy with last night dad.

[SpeedyPC]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9682/bearq.jpg (http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bearq.jpg)

Psst!....wanna know who I saw mommy with last night dad............is George Bush daddy!

[Platapus]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9682/bearq.jpg (http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bearq.jpg)

No funny sayings. I just like pictures like this. :yeah:

Always fascinated by how animal adults act around their offspring. :D

[Task Force]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9682/bearq.jpg (http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bearq.jpg)
Ever thought about cleaning your ears?:o

[Platapus]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9682/bearq.jpg (http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bearq.jpg)

Baby Polar Bear asks his mother: Mom, am I 100% Polar Bear?

His mother responds, Yes, son, I am 100% Polar Bear and so was my family. Why do you ask?

No reason, says the baby Polar Bear.

The baby Polar Bear goes to his father and asks: Dad, am I 100% Polar Bear?

His father responds Yes, son, I am 100% Polar Bear and so was my family. Why do you ask?

Cus I am frickin freezing here pop!

<crickets chirping>

[Jimbuna]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/816/1214981337a954b977bc1.jpg (http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1214981337a954b977bc1.jpg)

[TarJak]

This sing is on the outskirts of a town in Queensland...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00212/Silly_Signs_Warning_212394a.jpg

http://crazypicz.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny_signs_3.jpg
Read the fine print...

[HunterICX]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00212/Silly_Signs_Warning_212394a.jpg

:haha:.................:o*runs*

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/663/elephanttrunk.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/my.php?image=elephanttrunk.jpg)

The true inventors of colonic irrigation

[NealT]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/663/elephanttrunk.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/my.php?image=elephanttrunk.jpg)


Where did you say you put those peanuts?

[SpeedyPC]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/663/elephanttrunk.jpg

Are you trying to smoke my bare back door or just sniffing like a dog! DON'T even think about it Sonny I'm your mother.

[TarJak]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/663/elephanttrunk.jpg

You mean you actually eat this stuff???

[Jimbuna]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/663/elephanttrunk.jpg

People are right what they're saying about you...your a nosey bastid aren't you!!

[bookworm_020]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/663/elephanttrunk.jpg

So this is sourced from Downy's home page????:o:doh::doh::doh:

[Rilder]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s311/Rilder/drivemecloser.jpg
Like all great ideas, gunpowder came too late to be of use to the Romans with Barbarians at the gates.

(original pic of my sig :P)

[Jimbuna]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s311/Rilder/drivemecloser.jpg

Right, Mr Caesar, this is the final part of your test....I want you to park between those two shopping trolleys.

[TarJak]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s311/Rilder/drivemecloser.jpg
Roman holiday in Iraq: Now over on your left you can see the site of the future Baghdad Hilton...

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s311/Rilder/drivemecloser.jpg


UNLEASH HELL!

[TarJak]

http://www.murphsplace.com/gladiator/images/general3.jpg
All your base are belong to us!

[Arclight]

http://www.murphsplace.com/gladiator/images/general3.jpg
All your base are belong to us!:haha: :salute:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.murphsplace.com/gladiator/images/general3.jpg

Do I really have to wear this womans fur coat!!

[Jimbuna]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4347/61445595.jpg (http://img201.imageshack.us/my.php?image=61445595.jpg)

[Platapus]

http://www.murphsplace.com/gladiator/images/general3.jpg

Does this armour make my butt look big?

[Jimbuna]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9260/foxthief.jpg (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=foxthief.jpg)

They'll never notice if I just take the one tee hee.

[Platapus]

I can't really see on my display. What animal is that? :)

[Jimbuna]

I can't really see on my display. What animal is that? :)

A fox
http://www.freefever.com/animatedgifs/animated/fox4.gif

[bookworm_020]

http://www.murphsplace.com/gladiator/images/general3.jpg

Does the fur go with my Prada heels???:hmmm:

[Biggles]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/tip-thief-of-drinks.jpg?w=463&h=435

[Jimbuna]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/48/80640595.jpg (http://img524.imageshack.us/my.php?image=80640595.jpg)

[bookworm_020]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/tip-thief-of-drinks.jpg?w=463&h=435

While his ex-girlfriend provided a distraction, he was able to get revenge and avoid the mark up on the drinks!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/28/kkkb.jpg (http://img139.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kkkb.jpg)

[TarJak]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_9eF3TfNMTDg/Rw9P1xy8AMI/AAAAAAAAHYk/CM-HTmogMCs/s1600/motivational_poster_irony.jpg

[Taygoo]

I took this picture (with a mobilephone!) in a helo trip - Greenland.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2653/spa0546f.th.jpg (http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spa0546f.jpg)

Nothing special, just a nice wallpaper/nature shot

[Jimbuna]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1231/jetp.jpg (http://img521.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jetp.jpg)

Do you think anyone will notice if we just leave it here....

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1231/jetp.jpg (http://img521.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jetp.jpg)

Encouraged by the success of MiG alley, the Soviet Union had the area upgraded to a boulevard.

[Jimbuna]

Encouraged by the success of MiG alley, the Soviet Union had the area upgraded to a boulevard.

Excellent :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1231/jetp.jpg (http://img521.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jetp.jpg)
Damm the fuel usage! I feel the need! The need for speed!

Catch me if you can coppers!

[Jimbuna]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/7179/crotch.jpg (http://img379.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crotch.jpg)

Allow me to give you a hand....Oops! sorry.

[Arclight]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/7179/crotch.jpg (http://img379.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crotch.jpg)
And they wonder why men don't take women's sports seriously.

[bookworm_020]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/7179/crotch.jpg (http://img379.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crotch.jpg)
She thought that the wedgie that she gave a team mate was forgotten, until.........

[Jimbuna]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/7179/crotch.jpg (http://img379.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crotch.jpg)

Damn it Sarah!....you forgot to cut your toe nails this morning!

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6600697,00.jpg
It was then that Bob the Builder realised he should have payed more attention in architecture class.

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6600683,00.jpg
Sshfunny, sshhee getssh better looking afffter eacsh glasssch!

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6506492,00.jpg
And they said smoking would kill me. **** 'em! They're all dead now!

[Jimbuna]

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/6038/69ifheloseshesgonnalook.jpg (http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=69ifheloseshesgonnalook.jpg)

I think your at the wrong function mate.

[Dowly]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/2e/Maddie_Motivator.jpg

:har::har:

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469843,00.jpg
Jimbuna decides its time to try a new hairstyle

[bookworm_020]

That is soooo wrong!:shifty:

[bookworm_020]

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4575/420kevinrudd3420x0.jpg

This is the grip the treasurer has on me at the moment!

[Jimbuna]

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4575/420kevinrudd3420x0.jpg

Honest folks...this turd I deposited was this big.

[JALU3]

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/4575/420kevinrudd3420x0.jpg
Since we aren't allowed to waterboard, I started to extract information by squeezing his balls ... like this.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469843,00.jpg

Thank you Lord....I've always wanted hairy nipples.

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469829,00.jpg
I like my steak rare but this is ridiculous!

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6461662,00.jpg
Love is all about flexibility.

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6461644,00.jpg
Can you see what I'm saying?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469829,00.jpg

Looking at the size of that thing between it's legs.....I'm not so bothered about the horns now!!

[Rilder]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469829,00.jpg

Girl In top right: "Mmmh That Bull sure looks like he can satisfy a woman"

[NealT]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6461662,00.jpg


I know you don't want me to touch your boobs but this is ridiculous...

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6461662,00.jpg


The only known way to engage in kissing with an Aussie.

[bookworm_020]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6461662,00.jpg


The things you do for love, like bending over backwards!

[bookworm_020]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469829,00.jpg

I take it back!, I won't eat you tonight!

[Jimbuna]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2426/thisisgoingtohurt.jpg (http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thisisgoingtohurt.jpg)

This is going to hurt.

[Django55]

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/7539/southparkuboot.png

http://dc117.2shared.com/download/5709700/1c927937/southparkuboot.bmp?tsid=20090510-090422-9519eac1

[TarJak]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2426/thisisgoingtohurt.jpg
Ohh Bollox!

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469852,00.jpg
Just 'cos I'm backpacking doesn't mean I want to miss Neighbours.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469852,00.jpg

Mom said she wanted to monitor my progress whilst I was away.

[bookworm_020]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469852,00.jpg

What we had to do before we got TV on out mobile phones.....

[Max2147]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469829,00.jpg

Today's Bullfight sponsored by Stain-B-Gone Dry Cleaners!

[Max2147]

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/dcef0724-4183-4ec1-a813-12b3f0f578b4.jpg

Chris's attempt to tackle the goalie goes wide right.

[Jimbuna]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2190/humanstupidity00.jpg (http://img520.imageshack.us/my.php?image=humanstupidity00.jpg)

A bridge too far

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469852,00.jpg

No, officer, I don't know anything about any looting.

[Jimbuna]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7663/2tobgfpf77bgq6oqwpddte3.jpg (http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2tobgfpf77bgq6oqwpddte3.jpg)

A brutal murder

[bookworm_020]

:har::har::har:

[Jimbuna]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1919/ruiningthephoto.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ruiningthephoto.jpg)

Do you mind if I join in your photo.

[bookworm_020]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1919/ruiningthephoto.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ruiningthephoto.jpg)

Full moon rising???:hmmm:

[Platapus]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1919/ruiningthephoto.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ruiningthephoto.jpg)

Moonlight becomes you
It goes with your hair...

[TarJak]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1919/ruiningthephoto.jpg
I see a bad moon a'risin' I see trouble on the way...

[NealT]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1919/ruiningthephoto.jpg


I bet you are wondering if we are going to take our tops off...

[Jimbuna]

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1907/icantbelieveitsnotvagin.jpg (http://img31.imageshack.us/my.php?image=icantbelieveitsnotvagin.jpg)

I can't believe it's not vagina.

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6506358,00.jpg
Nice wings Lance Corporal.

[Arclight]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6506358,00.jpg
I like your decorations.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6506358,00.jpg

That medal needs some adjustment...allow me.

[NealT]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6506358,00.jpg

Now this won't hurt a bit.....

[Jimbuna]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5135/sillyhats.jpg (http://img268.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sillyhats.jpg)

Thank Christ this only happens to me once a year.

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6420520,00.jpg

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6461641,00.jpg
Gee I know I was drunk last night but this is ridiculous!

[Jimbuna]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/503/barfhead.jpg (http://img177.imageshack.us/my.php?image=barfhead.jpg)

Not sure what I enjoyed the most, the food or the drink. Think I'll just lie here until I can decide.

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389178,00.jpg
I told you we shouldn't have bought a Skoda!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389178,00.jpg

<Bride> I never realised when I vowed to share my life with you it included your crappy car!!

[bookworm_020]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389178,00.jpg

I know I promised for better or worse, but this is pushing the limits!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389178,00.jpg

I know I promised for better or worse, but this is pushing the limits!

No darling, don't push.....pull.

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389180,00.jpg
Jimbuna's friend from across the desk is feeling thirsty.

[Platapus]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389180,00.jpg

I am not one for large government nor the involvment of government into personal choices. But I firmly believe that, for the betterment of society and the protection of our innocent children, there needs to be a federal law restricting the wearing of thongs.

Like the comedian Martin Lawrence talks about "If you weigh 250, stay the f**k out of spandex.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389180,00.jpg

Which shelf load shall I consume next...

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6461654,00.jpg
... and that's not all that's suppersize baby...

[Task Force]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389180,00.jpg
Woman (incerts money, puts in number.)
Machine (nothing)
woman Give me ma DRINK.
Machine (nothing)
Woman GIVE ME MA DRINK OR IL SIT ON YOU!!!
Machine (all bottles come out at once, includeing her money.)
:rotfl:

[Task Force]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389180,00.jpg
ah jim, that fat B**** that sits accrost from you figured out how to use the snack machines, the bottom rows have been emptyed.:o(man from the machine company is realy haveing to work hard to keep it in stock.)

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6461654,00.jpg

Sometimes being 'Pug' ugly has its positive side.

[NealT]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6461654,00.jpg

If Course I can lick my eyebrows! I can lick something else too...want to see?

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469816,00.jpg
You think licking your eyebrows is good? Check this out...

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://i41.tinypic.com/9hnta9.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469816,00.jpg

Honestly Mr, I haven't seen your ball.

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6469816,00.jpg

NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF!

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6626863,00.jpg
Haaah, grasshopper, you are young and inexperienced, but one day you will learn...

[Jimbuna]

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3655/coolestnameever.jpg (http://img43.imageshack.us/my.php?image=coolestnameever.jpg)

Coolest name ever.

[HunterICX]

:haha::haha::haha:

HunterICX

[bookworm_020]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6626863,00.jpg

After the cat had beaten the dog, it thought that the matter rested, until the dog sent the rat pack to take the cat "out"

[Jimbuna]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1531/backgroundpeople1h.jpg (http://img17.imageshack.us/my.php?image=backgroundpeople1h.jpg)

Just you keep looking at the preacher right!!

[Platapus]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1531/backgroundpeople1h.jpg

In 10 years, your wife will probably look like that. Are you sure you want that "until death do you part" in your ceremony?

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6600693,00.jpg
I think I found your problem. You've got sand in your fuel lines.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6600693,00.jpg

This thing is beyond repair...as much use as a sand castle.

[Platapus]

[QUOTE=jimbuna;1109321]http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6600693,00.jpg

I highly recommend you get our sealer put on your car before driving it in the rain....

[Digital_Trucker]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6600693,00.jpg

OK, guys, the mechanical work is done, time to sandblast and paint 'er

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389169,00.jpg

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389166,00.jpg
I'll be this gets me a week off school!

[Jimbuna]

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/7168/peeingintoamouth.jpg (http://img190.imageshack.us/my.php?image=peeingintoamouth.jpg)

Nothing quite beats peeing into someones mouth.

[bookworm_020]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389166,00.jpg
Now we know how swine flu got started!:o

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/15/article-1181998-04F2CA94000005DC-719_634x348.jpg

Nothing to see here. Just testing new military camouflage...

[Jimbuna]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8296/kangarooi.jpg (http://img193.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kangarooi.jpg)

[Sailor Steve]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8296/kangarooi.jpg (http://img193.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kangarooi.jpg)

I guess some men can multi-task after all.

[Task Force]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389166,00.jpg
Little billy and the pig soon fell madly in love... sadly for billy... he found out where bacon came from soon after...

[Platapus]

[URL="http://img193.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kangarooi.jpg"]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8296/kangarooi.jpg

Well, uh, Billy. You see.... one of the kangaroos is sick and the other one is.... pushing her to the hospital. :03:

[TarJak]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8296/kangarooi.jpg
You were right mummy, just like daddy he eats roots and leaves...

[bookworm_020]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8296/kangarooi.jpg (http://img193.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kangarooi.jpg)

Hey kid, I got stuck playing leap frog, can you help me out?

[Jimbuna]

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4456/catsicj.jpg (http://img193.imageshack.us/my.php?image=catsicj.jpg)

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6657039,00.jpg
Swine flu? Man flu? My new invention will take care of it.

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6657039,00.jpg
Presenting the hat you need to wear when getting sh1tfaced.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6657039,00.jpg

Fitting attire for those people known as 'sh!theads'.

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/15/article-1181998-04F2CA94000005DC-719_634x348.jpg

"You guys are idiots. They're gonna be looking for guys dressed in army clothes."

[NealT]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6657039,00.jpg

If I could only figure out how to drive with this thing strapped on where I really need it...

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/7168/peeingintoamouth.jpg (http://img190.imageshack.us/my.php?image=peeingintoamouth.jpg)

Jesus. It's like watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show all OVER again!:o

[Jimbuna]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/4340/schipolfly.jpg (http://img195.imageshack.us/my.php?image=schipolfly.jpg)

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2evf5fo.jpg

Can you find him, lol?

[TarJak]

Straying to the outer edges of taste:

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6648412,00.jpg
Honey that is the last time I fly Air France!

[bookworm_020]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6648412,00.jpg


The mozzie's on this beach are getting bigger each year!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6648412,00.jpg


It looks like our flight home has arrived.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://i40.tinypic.com/10cmcuu.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/3/english1.jpg (http://img44.imageshack.us/i/english1.jpg/)

[Stealth Hunter]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/16/Coolface.png

Problem, officer?

[HunterICX]

http://i39.tinypic.com/wmaut4.jpg

can you see it?

HunterICX

[TarJak]

That Steelers signs is mighty scary!:har:

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6657033,00.jpg
Look another sh1thead!

[Jimbuna]

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2770/gglitter.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/gglitter.jpg/)

[Kapitan_Phillips]

can you see it?

HunterICX


I hate you.

With a fiery passion.

[Task Force]

I hate you.

With a fiery passion.
:rotfl: what you cosider that scary.:rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2770/gglitter.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/gglitter.jpg/)

or as Naomi Campbell's personal assistant!

[Taygoo]

Young and free

http://fyrsting.dk/images/image001.jpg



Married

http://fyrsting.dk/images/image002.jpg



After the divorce

http://fyrsting.dk/images/image003.jpg



Any questions?

:rotfl::D:DL:DL:D:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2214/funnypicture1407277981.jpg (http://img20.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1407277981.jpg/)

Don't worry, I won't allow them to scrub behind your ears.

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6485090,00.jpg
Nyom nyom nyom! These puppies taste great!

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6626638,00.jpg
A hard way to serve the upper crust.

[Jimbuna]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6924/nosoliciting.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/i/nosoliciting.jpg/)

[Task Force]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6924/nosoliciting.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/i/nosoliciting.jpg/)
Irony at its best.

[Platapus]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6924/nosoliciting.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/i/nosoliciting.jpg/)
Irony at its best.

Psst That is not irony. That would be hypocrisy.

[bookworm_020]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6924/nosoliciting.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/i/nosoliciting.jpg/)
But cold calling still allowed!

[Jimbuna]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3222/freecondom1.jpg (http://img141.imageshack.us/i/freecondom1.jpg/)

[VipertheSniper]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3222/freecondom1.jpg (http://img141.imageshack.us/i/freecondom1.jpg/)

LOL

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6626638,00.jpg

The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived

[Jimbuna]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8584/brainy.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/brainy.jpg/)

Brainy Bird

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8584/brainy.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/brainy.jpg/)

Brainy Bird


At first I was like

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee275/rocketcabs/ROCKETCAB%20-%20TV/Patrick_Stewart_as_Captain_Picard.jpg

Then I was like

http://www.facepalm.org/images/03.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2214/funnypicture1407277981.jpg (http://img20.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1407277981.jpg/)

Nothing to see here! Move along!

[Jimbuna]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2214/funnypicture1407277981.jpg (http://img20.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1407277981.jpg/)

Come on baby, just a quckie whilst no-one is looking.

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6503744,00.jpg
I wonder what they meant when they put this sign up.

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6503742,00.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/345/upheresilly1.jpg (http://img34.imageshack.us/i/upheresilly1.jpg/)

[Letum]

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-tank-robot.jpg

[Letum]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/4340/schipolfly.jpg (http://img195.imageshack.us/my.php?image=schipolfly.jpg)




I bet that's not a fly. I bet it is a bee.
"Apiculture" is bee keeping, so "Api" is a bee.

Api....apee...a pee.

See the joke? It's a play on Latin words.

[bookworm_020]

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-tank-robot.jpg

The first generation terminators had to make do with what weapons they found!

[Jimbuna]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4497/backgroundpeople3.jpg (http://img30.imageshack.us/i/backgroundpeople3.jpg/)

Always check behind yourself.

[Arclight]

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/02/jesuswhat.jpg
What would Jesus do?

[Jimbuna]

What would Jesus do?

Obviously passed down over the centuries :DL


http://www.ssqq.com/jokes/Images/200808%20viagra.jpg

[Letum]

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/45061/1245420994/wtffrog.jpg

There is a obvious caption here....

[Jimbuna]

Someone has just croaked it :hmmm:

[Letum]

Someone has just croaked it :hmmm:

+1 points

[TarJak]

http://www.ssqq.com/jokes/Images/200808%20viagra.jpg
I'm confused... normally I'd say that with the switch in that position he'd be turned off...
Jim are all your light switches like this? :D

[Jimbuna]

http://www.ssqq.com/jokes/Images/200808%20viagra.jpg
I'm confused... normally I'd say that with the switch in that position he'd be turned off...
Jim are all your light switches like this? :D

Aye....if you allow the generator 10 minutes to warm up :DL

[Jimbuna]

+1 points

Well now....must put an extra line on the lottery tomorrow night :smug:

[TarJak]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6389195,00.jpg
New interrogation technique to be used by Chinese police.

[Max2147]

http://blogs.reuters.com/photo/files/2008/05/fly-kingfisher.jpg

Fisichella uses an unconventional line to overtake Nakajima.

[Max2147]

I know it's old, and everybody here's probably seen it before, but it's so good!

http://www.geocities.com/comedynews_mtl/iraqi_scud_missle_launcher.gif

[Task Force]

So thats how they launch there missiles over there.:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5606/mickeymouseu.jpg (http://img40.imageshack.us/i/mickeymouseu.jpg/)

[Buddahaid]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1856.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1856.jpg

Would you like a drink to go with that.

[Rilder]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1856.jpg

You never know how old you are till your smoking pot with a bunch of teenagers.

[Arclight]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1856.jpg
Addiction?! I just smoke 1 per day !!!

[Jimbuna]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8756/binningtrafficcameras.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/i/binningtrafficcameras.jpg/)

Masking the evidence

[Buddahaid]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8756/binningtrafficcameras.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/i/binningtrafficcameras.jpg/)

Masking the evidence

Is that a camera?

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/114-1471_IMG.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Is that a camera?



Yeah....a road traffic camera.

[Buddahaid]

I like that, effective without being destructive.

Buddahaid

[TarJak]

http://lh4.google.com/istolethetv/RyVel7efgrI/AAAAAAAACdk/6jFv8uD7dGI/s800/dacks%20boot.jpg
Needs no caption...

[Arclight]

Needs no caption...Yes, it does. :D
http://lh4.google.com/istolethetv/RyVel7efgrI/AAAAAAAACdk/6jFv8uD7dGI/s800/dacks%20boot.jpg
Late in the war, the U-boots were hounded.

[Jimbuna]

http://lh4.google.com/istolethetv/RyVel7efgrI/AAAAAAAACdk/6jFv8uD7dGI/s800/dacks%20boot.jpg

Every boat had a dogsbody in its crew.

[Buddahaid]

http://lh4.google.com/istolethetv/RyVel7efgrI/AAAAAAAACdk/6jFv8uD7dGI/s800/dacks%20boot.jpg


The new U-boote failed to meet design specs as it was too short-legged.

Buddahaid

[bookworm_020]

http://lh4.google.com/istolethetv/RyVel7efgrI/AAAAAAAACdk/6jFv8uD7dGI/s800/dacks%20boot.jpg

Many captains said the new boat lacked teeth!

[Jimbuna]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2323/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg/)

You feeling lucky today punk!!

[TarJak]

http://www.ontimeinspections.com.au/attachments/Image/Disgusting_Kitchen.jpg
The place just needs a quick tidy round.

[Buddahaid]

http://www.ontimeinspections.com.au/attachments/Image/Disgusting_Kitchen.jpg
.
What the wife sees if I leave one spoon on the counter!

I like the trash bag half full. Man, that must have been some party, better look and see if someone died under that.

Buddahaid

[Buddahaid]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1865.jpg%5B/IMG%5Dhttp://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1865.jpg

The SUBSIM moderators hold an emergency meeting to discuss the impending collapse of society following MJ's death.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.ontimeinspections.com.au/attachments/Image/Disgusting_Kitchen.jpg

This house is unique....the bin men deliver.

[Jimbuna]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1865.jpg

Neal Stevens is introduced to Nikimcbee and STEED for the first time.

[Task Force]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2323/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg/)
When they say "speed limit enforced by AIRCRAFT" they mean it.:yep:

[NealT]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2323/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg/)

"That's OK Honey. That's a helicopter, not an airplane. They are not aircraft." OR

"Were OK. I don't see the Police logo on the side."

[Jimbuna]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2323/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg/)

Those missiles aren't real.....trust me!!

[Task Force]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2323/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg/)
Wow, ive heard of "big brother watching you" but this is insane.:o

[Task Force]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2323/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg/)
Past are the days of police cars, helocopters soon took place of the roalers.

[Stealhead]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2323/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg/)
Lets see some punk outsmart this baby with a Laser/Radar detector. Yeah boss wait until they see how much the tickets are for speeding now that we have to pay for this Longbow they are going to shove that $300.00 Cobra up the pimple faced Best Buy kids ass.

[Jimbuna]

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9415/sharkm.jpg (http://img189.imageshack.us/i/sharkm.jpg/)

Don't eat the hard bit on it's back, they make you fart!

[bookworm_020]

:har::har::har::har:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2323/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg

Unfortunately, Stringfellow Hawk had to cut his secret base budget for the new series of Airwolf.

[Stealhead]

That was funny I cant belive that noone else thought of Airwolf!:rotfl:

[Stealhead]

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9415/sharkm.jpg (http://img189.imageshack.us/i/sharkm.jpg/)

Now son if you eat the ones that have flippers on the humans
will keep thinking that we are mistaking them for seals.

[Task Force]

pffffffffftttttt. (fart for those who dont know)
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9415/sharkm.jpg (http://img189.imageshack.us/i/sharkm.jpg/)
You smell something merlin...

[Jimbuna]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4161/cactus.jpg (http://img530.imageshack.us/i/cactus.jpg/)

Here's one I grew myself....hand reared in fact.

[Arclight]

:nope:

:haha::har::rotfl:

[ubootcomrade]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4161/cactus.jpg (http://img530.imageshack.us/i/cactus.jpg/)


It was all fun and games until he went to the Urologist.

[Buddahaid]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4161/cactus.jpg (http://img530.imageshack.us/i/cactus.jpg/)




Ribbed for her pleasure!

Buddahaid

[Max2147]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4161/cactus.jpg (http://img530.imageshack.us/i/cactus.jpg/)

Sleeping with Bob caused her to reconsider her motto "Size is everything."

[Max2147]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2323/speedenforcedbyaircraft.jpg

To quote Jeremy Clarkson: "It's so ugly it's almost beautiful. But not when it's in your rear view mirror."

Apache vs. Lotus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVPyyOyyJtc

Stuff like that is why British public broadcasting > American public broadcasting

Another piece of awesomeness from the same show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NZ9X9A2efA

"If you're watching thinking this is cool, it is!"

[Stealhead]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4161/cactus.jpg (http://img530.imageshack.us/i/cactus.jpg/)
VIVA VIAGRA!!

[Task Force]

http://208.106.228.199/_media/imgs/articles/a287_h5.jpg
well, atleast there honest. lol.

[TarJak]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4161/cactus.jpg
The girls at the Gold Nugget Saloon all thought that he was a pr1ckly customer.

[Stealhead]

http://208.106.228.199/_media/imgs/articles/a287_h5.jpg
i wonder if it was closers(the crew that works the last shift that "closes" everything for the night) and someone took the C away.

[Stealhead]

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/45061/1245420994/wtffrog.jpg
Corpman:Take it easy Kermit you will be reciving the Medal of Frogger you sent the Muhjh to hell.
Kermit:Simper Fi Do or die! Ribitt Ribitt!Tell Mrs.Piggy that I love her.

[Stealhead]

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-tank-robot.jpg
"Gee Sarge I know that we have a shortage of body armor but this is ridiculous." "Lock it up Private I am staring down the enemy in my new kevlar I love the eyes."

[Jimbuna]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8471/checkouttheadvertising.jpg (http://img17.imageshack.us/i/checkouttheadvertising.jpg/)

Hey mom, never mind the advertising....don't I look really cool.

[bookworm_020]

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/45061/1245420994/wtffrog.jpg
NOOOOO!!!! He's crocked it!!!!:wah:

[bookworm_020]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8471/checkouttheadvertising.jpg (http://img17.imageshack.us/i/checkouttheadvertising.jpg/)

When pictures say more than words ever could!

[bookworm_020]

http://208.106.228.199/_media/imgs/articles/a287_h5.jpg
Truth in advertising????:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5500/washhands.jpg (http://img229.imageshack.us/i/washhands.jpg/)

The simplest way to get men to wash they're hands after going to the toilet.

[Biggles]

Jim, how the hell do you find these things?:haha::haha::har::har::har:

[Buddahaid]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5500/washhands.jpg (http://img229.imageshack.us/i/washhands.jpg/)


I haven't seen that aisle in Home Depot! Honey, I going to the store to look for a new sink. Don't be long. OK, I'll try.

Buddahaid

[Task Force]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-thai-chinese-fail.jpg
Well atleast we know how they get it...

[bookworm_020]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5500/washhands.jpg (http://img229.imageshack.us/i/washhands.jpg/)

If this is there sinks, I hate to see how they dry there hands!

[Jimbuna]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5500/washhands.jpg (http://img229.imageshack.us/i/washhands.jpg/)

I wonder which one is the plug hole? :hmmm:

[NealT]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5500/washhands.jpg (http://img229.imageshack.us/i/washhands.jpg/)

Men? What do you mean these are MEN? Crossdressers? What do you mean crossdressers?

[Jimbuna]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5500/washhands.jpg (http://img229.imageshack.us/i/washhands.jpg/)

Now I understand where all the soap is going.

[TarJak]

http://www.hbservices.co.za/Amaizing%20load_files/image002.jpg
Hey can you give me a hand reversing? My wing mirrors are a blocked a bit.

[Stealhead]

http://www.hbservices.co.za/Amaizing%20load_files/image002.jpg
And in breaking news we have the picture of the giant sea urchin reaking
havoc through Uzbekistan it has already consumed 500 goats and this truck strangely it spared the cow on its left.

[Stealhead]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4691/russianyoga2.jpg (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/russianyoga2.jpg/)

Hey Valdimir I think my chair bro.....

[Stealhead]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7449/bath.png (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/bath.png/)

I dont have one for this one but I am sure you guys can come up with one.