Game: Photo captions

[STEED]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1311/uglysr5.jpg

I can sure you having a sex change operation has done wonders for me, I now can have multiple orgasms.

[Digital_Trucker]

Steed, that was totally wrong:rotfl:. Jeez, I wish I wasn't so prone to visualizing things http://209.85.12.227/1396/109/emo/puke.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/8969/obamaym5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I'll take the next question from that fat ugly bitch sitting opposite Jimbuna.

[STEED]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/8969/obamaym5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I'll take the next question from that fat ugly bitch sitting opposite Jimbuna.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Konovalov]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[STEED]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/8969/obamaym5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

STEED you bastard stop that, I'm not a transvestite.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1311/uglysr5.jpghttp://img396.imageshack.us/img396/8969/obamaym5.jpg

I did NOT have sex with that woman!

[STEED]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/113/2297202214f5a4366103ja5.jpg

Gordon Brown: "Have you seen the size of my butt plug?"

[STEED]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/7972/24406096100fc1315f77de5.jpg

Dont mind me, I'm just having a quick w**k

[STEED]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/7972/24406096100fc1315f77de5.jpg

STEED, Jimbo, are you here to tell me I'm finished? You two really need to understand the people love me.

[Konovalov]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: That's about all old Gordy is good for.

[STEED]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4150/892778114f48e7d0d9tf7.jpg
jimbuna You hot stud come over here and give me a sexy bear hug.

[Tango589]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/7972/24406096100fc1315f77de5.jpg

Monica Lewinski has lowered her standards.

[Biggles]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/7972/24406096100fc1315f77de5.jpg


"I claim this land for Britain!"
"Wait, what you can't do that, this is our land!"
"Do you have a flag?"

[Jimbuna]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/8969/obamaym5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

STEED you bastard stop that, I'm not a transvestite.

:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/7972/24406096100fc1315f77de5.jpg

Does this mean I can get a discount the next time I visit my local Tandoori.

[Jimbuna]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4150/892778114f48e7d0d9tf7.jpg
jimbuna who hot stud come over here and give me a sexy bear hug.

On my way babey. http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/jawdropper.gif

http://www.gifs.cc/Bear1p.gif

[Sailor Steve]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4150/892778114f48e7d0d9tf7.jpg

I used to think "Better dead than Red", but now I'm beginning to wonder...

[STEED]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/7972/24406096100fc1315f77de5.jpg

Wonderful my 100 rolls of bog paper has arrived, last man to the curry shop will have to wipe my ass.

[STEED]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/460000/images/_461348_kinnock150.jpg

If Gordon Browns wins the 2010 general election I will become a sheep shagger.

[STEED]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7504/244060933872d2588924xa1.jpg

Out the way you Scots git Boyo is back in town.

[STEED]

http://www.fulhamfc.com/Club/ClubInfo/Images/alfayed.jpg

Al Fayed declares he is the new Fuhrer of England.

[STEED]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/8969/obamaym5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

STEED stop it I'm not black, sod it I am thanks a bunch STEED made me look like a jackass.

[Jimbuna]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/460000/images/_461348_kinnock150.jpg

If Gordon Browns wins the 2010 general election I will become a sheep shagger.

You already are....by birthright :lol:

[Platapus]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/8969/obamaym5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

You're feisty! I like that!

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4150/892778114f48e7d0d9tf7.jpg
Communist Chicks;

"WE WILL BURY YOU!!!! And then maybe plant some lovely tulips on top....."

[Platapus]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4150/892778114f48e7d0d9tf7.jpg


Yes Comrade! I have been such a naughty decadent capitalist! Would you please give me some "social re-education"!!!!!
:up:

[Etienne]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4150/892778114f48e7d0d9tf7.jpg

Aunt Samantha wants YOU!
To join the Red Army

[Task Force]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg
Wheres the bathroom.;)

[Task Force]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg
Obama said what.

[TarJak]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg
Obama said what.
Hey that's my line!:p

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=924889&postcount=202

:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/8969/obamaym5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Remember...once you've had black, there's no going back.

[HunterICX]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg
''Ooooooooooh...crap, I just shat myself.......''

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

An oldie...but one of my all time favourites.

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4052/billclinton1gi4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Isn't she cute honey....let's name her Monica.

[kurtz]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/113/2297202214f5a4366103ja5.jpg

Gordon Brown: "If I lift my right cheek up I should be able to squeeze out a silent but deadly"
Queen rania,"Bloody felafels, still if I just raise my left cheek..."./quote]

[Jimbuna]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/113/2297202214f5a4366103ja5.jpg

So....how much do you charge for a bit of 'hows yer father' my dear.

[STEED]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/8969/obamaym5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Remember...once you've had black, there's no going back.


A classic old one. :rotfl: :rotfl:

[STEED]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg

Damn it I got the wifes tight G-string on again.

[STEED]

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4052/billclinton1gi4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Your have to make do with the dog dear, I need my mouth
for the 2012 Presidential race.

[Jimbuna]

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4052/billclinton1gi4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Your have to make do with the dog dear, I need my mouth
for the 2012 Presidential race.

:rotfl:

[nikimcbee]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/7972/24406096100fc1315f77de5.jpg
Steed You hot stud come over here and give me a sexy bear hug.

:up: you can't beat the original post.

[TarJak]

http://www.inklingmagazine.com/images/article-images/Yellow_submarine.jpg
When I grow up I want to be a TypeIX

[Mush Martin]

http://www.inklingmagazine.com/images/article-images/Yellow_submarine.jpg
In the town where I was born....a Publicity stunt for beatles reunion got caught hi and dry today.

[Jimbuna]

I sure hope theres no sand in that jar of vaseline you've brought with you.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9537/050426bushabdullahexci1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mikhayl]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9537/050426bushabdullahexci1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I missed you so much sweetie, you can't imagine how life was without you. How is our little Ben Laden doing ?
:D

[Jimbuna]

http://www.inklingmagazine.com/images/article-images/Yellow_submarine.jpg

Wait till the skipper sees this....he thought he'd ordered it in dunkelgrau.

[Platapus]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9537/050426bushabdullahexci1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I can understand and appreciate the hand holding. That is the custom in Arab cultures. There is nothing wrong with two men holding hands.. it is just not part of our culture but it is a part of theirs.

However that look on President Bush's face is most disturbing.

Puppy love?

[Mush Martin]

http://www.inklingmagazine.com/images/article-images/Yellow_submarine.jpg

Bernard! ...........Bernard! ........:stare: give me your sidearm please.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9537/050426bushabdullahexci1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I can understand and appreciate the hand holding. That is the custom in Arab cultures. There is nothing wrong with two men holding hands.. it is just not part of our culture but it is a part of theirs.

However that look on President Bush's face is most disturbing.

Puppy love?
That's his every day all day long face isn't it? Kind of a Goofy meets Howdy Doody thing?

[Jimbuna]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9537/050426bushabdullahexci1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Wait till you see the suprise I've got waiting for you underneath your pillow.

[JALU3]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-08/41641871.jpg
OMG! Something bit me!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-08/41641871.jpg

OMG!!.....that is my best fart ever.

[Platapus]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-08/41641871.jpg

The Chinese promised us a heated pool!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-08/41641871.jpg

Will someone please stop these people from peeing in the pool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jimbuna]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9537/050426bushabdullahexci1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Tell me darling....how is the pregnancy going.

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-08/41641871.jpg

Dang! My mom told me my face would freeze like this if I kept making faces! Did I listen? NOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!

[Platapus]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-08/41641871.jpg

What do you mean she was 14! She told me she was 18, I swear!

[STEED]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-08/41641871.jpg

Man I'm shooting my load and just can not stop........... WHOOOOOOOO.

[Jimbuna]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9537/050426bushabdullahexci1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Come on STEED, take that silly outfit off....everyone is aware of our relationship.

[STEED]

http://members.surfeu.at/horvath/stalorg.jpg

My fellow comrades the secret to pulling the girls is a big bushy mustache, I tell you its pure bloody girl bait.

[TarJak]

http://members.surfeu.at/horvath/stalorg.jpg
You with the pen! Put it down or it's the Gulag for you! No *********g writing while I'm telling a story!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://members.surfeu.at/horvath/stalorg.jpg

You shape your hand like this, then you grab yourself... Hey, YOU, IN THE BACK, PAY ATTENTION

[TarJak]

http://members.surfeu.at/horvath/stalorg.jpg
I suppose you are wondering why I called you here tonight? Well I wanted you all to be the first to hear it from my own lips. STEED and I are going to get married!

[Sailor Steve]

http://members.surfeu.at/horvath/stalorg.jpg

The gun rests in the hand thusly...

[Koondawg]

http://www.footballpictures.net/data/media/19/funny.jpg

This tastes just like leather...

[Jimbuna]

http://members.surfeu.at/horvath/stalorg.jpg

Let me assure you all....I would never sanction a purge. My word is my bond.

[TarJak]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9537/050426bushabdullahexci1.jpg
And if you think I'm going to sell you cheap oil after last nights performance you have another thing coming!

[HunterICX]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6159/orangehitler11cxeh9.jpg

''STALIN STOLE MY FAVORITE UNDERWEAR!, WE SHALL NOW DECLARE WAR ON RUSSIA AND RECAPTURE MY UNDERWEAR!''

HunterICX

[TarJak]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6159/orangehitler11cxeh9.jpg
Who are you calling Knucklehead?

[Koondawg]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6159/orangehitler11cxeh9.jpg

This syphilis is driving me f'n nuts.....damn Ulla

[STEED]

http://members.surfeu.at/horvath/stalorg.jpg
I suppose you are wondering why I called you here tonight? Well I wanted you all to be the first to hear it from my own lips. STEED and I are going to get married!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[STEED]

http://www.footballpictures.net/data/media/19/funny.jpg

Low budget ALIEN 5 with cheap special effects fails to draw in the crowd.

[STEED]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6159/orangehitler11cxeh9.jpg

I am outrage! TarJak can not keep his hands off my buttocks even when I take a bath!

[Mikhayl]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6159/orangehitler11cxeh9.jpg

That movie was freakin' awful, I want my money back NOW or I swear I'll invade Poland !

[Tango589]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6159/orangehitler11cxeh9.jpg

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Heres my handle....

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6159/orangehitler11cxeh9.jpg

Yes, I am a teapot, but sadly, my spout is flaccid

[STEED]

http://www.spacewar.com/images/leonid-brezhnev-bg.jpg

I tell you I am a new man thanks to that Elephant donating its heart for me.

[STEED]

http://www.directopedia.org/onTEAM/wiki/img/9/200px-LeonidBrezhnev.jpg

Hmm KFC in Red Square?

[STEED]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1499504_gorbachev300.jpg

Mikhail Gorbachev - "Got you sucker, I got the picture of you and that whore."
Boris Yeltsin - "Thats my wife you Communist Dog."

[Jimbuna]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1499504_gorbachev300.jpg

So it was you all along that stole the fat ar$e sized toilet sheets.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.footballpictures.net/data/media/19/funny.jpg

So this is what it's like to have a face like a slapped ar$e

[Mikhayl]

http://www.footballpictures.net/data/media/19/funny.jpg

Every European enthusiast will agree : French football is ugly :D

("RCL" is a french football club)

[STEED]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6378/funnypicturestennisstreft2.jpg

Mikhayl declares sex change operation a success

[STEED]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/5856/300709308b5fb593eb1hq6.jpg

nikimcbee's 2008 summer party voted the best bang since the big one.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://weirdpicturearchive.com/img/hillaryclintonpiggingout.jpg

See, Bill, you don't need Monica anymore

[TarJak]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6159/orangehitler11cxeh9.jpg

I am outrage! TarJak can not keep his hands off my buttocks even when I take a bath! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[TarJak]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/5856/300709308b5fb593eb1hq6.jpg
Shhhh children, Mummy needs a nap...

[TarJak]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1499504_gorbachev300.jpg
That's MY entry in the Subsim story contest! You can't have it!

[Koondawg]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/5856/300709308b5fb593eb1hq6.jpg

Morning WOOD!

[HunterICX]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1499504_gorbachev300.jpg

Mikhail Gorbachev - "Got you sucker, I got the picture of you and that whore."
Boris Yeltsin - "Thats my wife you Communist Dog."

:rotfl: Good one!

HunterICX

[Stealth Hunter]

I've got one for 'ya. It's a nice little motivator:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/kTX2i.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/47584.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/motivator5875105.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/1183092915440jo6iz4.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/1184183157355tl0.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/73803215gx9.png
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/140468077_e0a4b5788d_o.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/5ldpqB.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/Xj8yuQp.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/DhwvqX.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/MonkeySword.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/HomosexualsareGAY.jpg
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/motivatorpriorities.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9838/funnygeorgebushpicturejn4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

It would appear we have a very small problem here.

[TarJak]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9838/funnygeorgebushpicturejn4.jpg
Wow! I've never seen one go in that far before!

[Mikhayl]

LOL Tarjak :lol:

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9838/funnygeorgebushpicturejn4.jpg

Here it is mister president, you're good to go. One day you will have to learn how to pull that zipper yourself !

[STEED]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9838/funnygeorgebushpicturejn4.jpg

Gay pride 2007

[Jimbuna]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/208/glitteruf0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What!!....Can't a guy go for a carry out in his own country!!

[NealT]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/kTX2i.jpg



I was thinking along the lines of...

I DARE him to fart again...I DARE him!

[STEED]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20080817/capt.cps.nhu08.170808071217.photo01.photo.default-375x512.jpg

I demand the right to have more orgasms when I want them.

[STEED]

http://www.intechnology.org/wp-content/img/HillaryClinton.jpg

Help my jaw locked.

[STEED]

http://www.alaskareport.com/images3/hillary_clinton.jpg

I wonder if I should make porn films.

[STEED]

http://english.pravda.ru/img/2005/04/Clinton_Hillary_s.jpg

Who needs Bill when your sitting on a washing machine in spin mode.

[TarJak]

http://english.pravda.ru/img/2005/04/Clinton_Hillary_s.jpg
Hmmm... tastes kinda salty... but sticky too!

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.intechnology.org/wp-content/img/HillaryClinton.jpg

I'll show HER!

[STEED]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/Motivators/motivator5875105.jpg

That is so true of adverts here on TV first a weight watchers advert followed by M&S luxury double chocolate pudding with rich cream. :rotfl:

[STEED]

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/1812/hccjb8.jpg

I am proud to be a American communist and chairperson of the party.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.intechnology.org/wp-content/img/HillaryClinton.jpg

I'll show HER!

Best one yet :up:

[Jimbuna]

http://english.pravda.ru/img/2005/04/Clinton_Hillary_s.jpg

Reminds me of oysters.

[NealT]

http://english.pravda.ru/img/2005/04/Clinton_Hillary_s.jpg

I won't tell you what is going on underneath the podium...

[NealT]

http://www.intechnology.org/wp-content/img/HillaryClinton.jpg

Wow! I can't get my mouth all the way around this one...

[NealT]

http://www.alaskareport.com/images3/hillary_clinton.jpg

What is that man up to now?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.alaskareport.com/images3/hillary_clinton.jpg


I hope he remembered to take the turkey out of the oven.

[Platapus]

http://www.alaskareport.com/images3/hillary_clinton.jpg


Hmm June 2009, June 2010, June 2011, June 2012 Not all that far out.

[AntEater]

Captions please

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg

[HunterICX]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg

It's Mine.....My preciousssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!

HunterICX

[Biggles]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg
I guess someone won't go to bed hungry tonight!

[STEED]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg

My kingdom for a potato.

[Biggles]

I took this picture myself a couple of weeks ago.
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7811/img2397td7.jpg

(Also note the small sign in the lower right corner...)

[Jimbuna]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7811/img2397td7.jpg

Disabled drivers assault course.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg

You try and pass one of these out of your rectum and come up smiling.

[TarJak]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg
You'll never guess where I pulled this from!

[Biggles]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg
Easterbunny gave me this, but I'm still happy!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://weirdpicturearchive.com/img/pacifier.jpg

Mah dahdy finded a bigfoot!

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg


Eureka! A use for Idaho!!!!

[Mush Martin]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg

I would rather be listenin to the soggy bottom boy's than batmans band.

[Tango589]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg

Martha, there's spuds in them thar hills!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg

As the discoverer of this phenomena, I hereby name it after myself.....spud.

[TarJak]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg
Now, can any of you silly sods in the red hats tell me what this is? Anyone???

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-6-1.jpg

Mum says when I grow up all big and strong I can have a real plane!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-6-1.jpg

See, Mom, I'm a big boy now, can we take off the training wheels, huh, huh, can we?

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-6-1.jpg

Background: U.S. Fighters
Foreground: Export version

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1280117,00.jpg

You see this? Do? You? See? This? You cross me one more time, and this is gonna be the last thing you see!

[Jimbuna]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-6-1.jpg

How embarrassing...that's the last time I'm gonna call the Wing Commander names.

[NealT]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-6-1.jpg

Now where did I park my car this time?

[Sailor Steve]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-6-1.jpg

VROOM! VROOM VROOM! VRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMM!!!

Oops. I mean SWWOOOOOSHHHH!

[Mush Martin]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-6-1.jpg

My other Jet is a Kawasaki:hmm:

[Letum]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47564/1219613907/babyJ.jpg

Impress me with any caption for this.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47564/1219613907/babyJ.jpg

Impress me with any caption for this.
Looks like bait to me:D

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47564/1219613907/babyJ.jpg

Iraqis will do anything to sell their junk to the troops.

[TarJak]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47564/1219613907/babyJ.jpg
Anybody out there got any loaves?

[Sailor Steve]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47564/1219613907/babyJ.jpg

Forget pieces of the true cross! Forget weeping statues! Forget images that appear in cheese toast!

I sell you one of the original multiplied fishes! Still fresh after two thousand years! I sell you really really cheap! Only five American dollars! You get amazing fish! You put on Ebay, maybe make ten American dollars more!

[Jimbuna]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47564/1219613907/babyJ.jpg

The true source of the smell....my feet are clean.

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-17-1.jpg

Medieval...ur doin it rong.

[Jimbuna]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-17-1.jpg

Ammo shortage!!

[STEED]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-17-1.jpg

The noble art of dildo bashing is back.

[Jimbuna]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-17-1.jpg

The ends people will go to for a bottle of water in the middle of the desert.

[Platapus]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-17-1.jpg

Even in the middle of a combat zone, GIs will still find some way to hurt themselves in the name of fun.

BTW that front tyre does not look so good on that one bike.

[Schroeder]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-6-1.jpg

I told those guys not to clean the aircraft with hot water!!!!:damn:

[AntEater]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-17-1.jpg

I challenge thee, Sir Camopants
Mount thy mighty steed and face me in a knightly joust
:rotfl:

[TarJak]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-17-1.jpg

I challenge thee, Sir Camopants
Mount thy mighty steed and face me in a knightly joust
:rotfl:I doubt that STEED would like to be mounted by one of these guys...:lol::rotfl:

[KeptinCranky]

Sir Camopants... :rotfl:

[Task Force]

http://static.flickr.com/62/214542286_707b5b681c.jpg
But they didnt mention a speed limit?:lol: Vrooooom

[Task Force]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-6-1.jpg
So thats what are tax money is going to.:hmm: Wouldnt a simulator work better.

[Jimbuna]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-17-1.jpg

I challenge thee, Sir Camopants
Mount thy mighty steed and face me in a knightly joust
:rotfl:I doubt that STEED would like to be mounted by one of these guys...:lol::rotfl:

Are you really that sure :lol:

[STEED]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-17-1.jpg

I challenge thee, Sir Camopants
Mount thy mighty steed and face me in a knightly joust
:rotfl:I doubt that STEED would like to be mounted by one of these guys...:lol::rotfl:

Are you really that sure :lol:

No one is going to shaft me with a bloody great big butt plug or dildo. :smug: :yep: :know:

[Jimbuna]

Obviously Tony and Gordon never heard you :lol:

[AntEater]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-17-1.jpg


Happy Times vs Bruno Lotse

[Jimbuna]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-17-1.jpg


Happy Times vs Bruno Lotse

ROFLMAO :rotfl:

[HunterICX]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/4076/1212719928nv5.jpg

Jimbuna back in them days, in hot pursuit.

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/4076/1212719928nv5.jpg

Jimbuna back in them days, in hot pursuit.

HunterICX

Way ya cheese eating...tulip munching bloody mongrel http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pissedoff.gif

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5299/stupidinternetpolicepb1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/whistle.gif

http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img412/4774/thumbsuplargeon1.gif

[StdDev]

http://www.sfvsf.org/images/sign.jpg

Steeds Advice Column

[Jimbuna]

I wonder if I've got enough to proposition her.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6933/putindo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[NealT]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6933/putindo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Geez, the price of drinks has gone up quite a bit since I took office...

[TarJak]

http://www.funnytreat.com/pictures/baby/funny_baby_pictures/funny_baby_pictures_6.jpg
Does this need a caption?


http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh3/brigettestreeper/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg
I wonder how many hamburgers this took to make


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6933/putindo9.jpg
Tut tut, that's not a very good likeness of me at all. I must have a word with the Treasury about that and make sure they get my best side

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6933/putindo9.jpg

Ooooooooh, I wish there had been some paper in the toilet and I hadn't had to use those bills

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6933/putindo9.jpg

Damn! I don't have enough to buy Boardwalk.

[Task Force]

http://www.funnytreat.com/pictures/baby/funny_baby_pictures/funny_baby_pictures_6.jpg
Does this need a caption?


http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh3/brigettestreeper/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg
I wonder how many hamburgers this took to make


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6933/putindo9.jpg
Tut tut, that's not a very good likeness of me at all. I must have a word with the Treasury about that and make sure they get my best side

Curse you I was looking at those pics two days ago, I new someone was going to get them If I didnt.:rotfl:

[HunterICX]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4877/004facerm1.jpg

Caption this;)

HunterICX

[NealT]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4877/004facerm1.jpg

He picked who?

[Platapus]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4877/004facerm1.jpg

Where is his other hand?

[Sailor Steve]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4877/004facerm1.jpg

You want me to WHAT???

[Jimbuna]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4877/004facerm1.jpg

I knew Concorde was an Anglo French design but did they really model its nose from you!!

[Jimbuna]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4877/004facerm1.jpg

Hey, white honky!! I am quite capable of speaking and introducing myself.

[joegrundman]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4877/004facerm1.jpg

And zis is 'ow we say 'ello in Paris!

[Sailor Steve]

Good one, Jim! At least you came up with something different.

[Jimbuna]

Good one, Jim! At least you came up with something different.

Eh!...which one :hmm:

[Task Force]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4877/004facerm1.jpg
Does my breath smell that bad?:huh:

[Platapus]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4877/004facerm1.jpg

Is it true what they say about the size of a man's nose?

[Jimbuna]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/8880/sillystring1634ym0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Looks like somebody is already well prepared :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

Good one, Jim! At least you came up with something different.

Eh!...which one :hmm:
The first one wins by a nose. I didn't even see the other one before.

[Platapus]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/8880/sillystring1634ym0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

If you outlaw Silly String only outlaws will have Silly String.

The Government will get my Silly String when they pry it from my cold dead fingers. :yep:

[TarJak]

http://www.coolspic.com/data/media/181/strange%20%28100%29.jpg
Hurry Ahmet! We must get this painting of our glorious leader into orbit immeditately!

http://blog.makezine.com/strangeVehicle1.jpg
The running costs of my car have become monstorous!

http://www.coolspic.com/data/media/181/strange%20%28100%29.jpg
Hurry up Ahmet! We need to get this WMD out of sight before the yankees arrive!

[HunterICX]

http://www.coolspic.com/data/media/181/strange%20%28100%29.jpg

Ha!, Aircraft, Silo's , Nuclear Subs and Warships are pure luxury to launch a Nuke
In iraq we use DONKEYS!

HunterICX

[Sailor Steve]

http://blog.makezine.com/strangeVehicle1.jpg

'Big Dog' ain't got nothin' on me!

[mcf1]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3945/strange202810029dm8.jpg
The new Donkey Tactical Missile System

Cheap and easy to use. Manual included
batteries and fuel for the missile guidence and engine included
Food and water for the donkey included

[NealT]

http://blog.makezine.com/strangeVehicle1.jpg

Talk about cheap on gas...

[NealT]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3945/strange202810029dm8.jpg

I wonder if this thing is reusable, recyclable, or we are going to have to throw it in the landfill when we are done?

[mcf1]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/742/tank17an5.jpg
Instructor: And Dinsdale... one last thing it's pretty difficult to park, now take it.
Dinsdale: Yes, sir!
few minutes later.
Dinsdale: Ha! "it's difficult to park" he said, he should watch this and learn something. Damn rookie!!!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3945/strange202810029dm8.jpg

Hey, Achhhhhhhhhhmed, what happens if the donkey farts?

[Jimbuna]

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3945/strange202810029dm8.jpg

I hope this thing isn't fitted with a timer.

[seaniam81]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/military-humour-6-1.jpg



Hey look a pilot in training, even has his training wheels on

[Jimbuna]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3373/large080226obamabidensi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Them photos of Senator Palin must have been photoshopped.

[Sailor Steve]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3373/large080226obamabidensi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Thanks for putting us over the top. The check's in the mail.

[Jimbuna]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3373/large080226obamabidensi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Can a woman really do that.

[NealT]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3373/large080226obamabidensi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Do you have a spare tie? I just dipped mine in Senator Dodd's coffee!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://weirdpicturearchive.com/img/squirrel-hunters.jpg

I bet Barbie will go out with us now!

[bookworm_020]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3373/large080226obamabidensi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Would you get the chair off my foot!

[Platapus]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3373/large080226obamabidensi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Please stop yanking my tie when you want to talk privately with me.

[STEED]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3373/large080226obamabidensi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

That McCain pulled a fast one on me and you know what to do. :shifty:

[Jimbuna]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3373/large080226obamabidensi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Are we still on for that date later on sweet cheeks.

[Jimbuna]

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3904/obamaclintonrt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Actually, if you look at her face real close, you'll see that she's in love with me.

[STEED]

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3904/obamaclintonrt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

I'm going to screw her right up the..........O'man these magic mushrooms are making talk weird. And then I'm going to give that bitch some black snake and then.........................

[NealT]

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3904/obamaclintonrt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

And that's the truth! I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

[cobalt]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3373/large080226obamabidensi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

2 girls 1 cup

[TarJak]

http://a.abcnews.com/images/International/apg_sarkozy_071018_ms.jpg
Him: I hope they fall for my Sly Stallone impression.
Her: Darling take that stupid look off your face!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_04/sarkozyDM2802_468x359.jpg
And merely by pressing my fingers here... I can actually feel my brain.

[Jimbuna]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3373/large080226obamabidensi0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Your wife was very understanding last night whilst you were out of town.

[HunterICX]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg

McDonald : HOW DARE YOU NOT TO FINISH THAT BURGER BOY!

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg

You forgot to leave a tip.

[STEED]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg

Your todays winner and now spanking time.

[seaniam81]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg
Are you afraid of clowns yet bitch?

[STEED]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg

You did not finish your super triple pounder you bastard! We're slogged are guts out to make that for you.

[STEED]

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9103/adel4.jpg
Alistair Darling fights back

[NealT]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg

Put that back in your pants!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://strangepictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/worst-haircut-in-the-world.gif

New Guiness world book of records set for world's worst "comb-over"

[Jimbuna]

http://strangepictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/worst-haircut-in-the-world.gif

The last of the 21st century Mohicans

[Jimbuna]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8154/sportsdignity01lv7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BULLSEYE!!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8154/sportsdignity01lv7.jpg

Owwwwwwwwwwwww! The least you could do is use some K-Y!

[Platapus]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8154/sportsdignity01lv7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


I always root for the bull. I get great satisfaction when the bull hurts one of them or better yet kills the participants in this horribly cruel disgusting spectacle which represents all that sucks about humanity.

[HunterICX]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/507/1207747358qh9.jpg
can't start young enough ;)

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/507/1207747358qh9.jpg

I musssssst reach this before the old git gets back from the loo.

[NealT]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8154/sportsdignity01lv7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sharp enough for ya?

[NealT]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/507/1207747358qh9.jpg

Why do they keep making me drink this stuff? All it does is come out the other end!

[bookworm_020]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8154/sportsdignity01lv7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Think twice before you stick me with your sword again, Mate!

OLIE!:D

[bookworm_020]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg

That's for believing the movie "Super Size Me!"

[bookworm_020]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/507/1207747358qh9.jpg


This will help deaden the pain of repeats of Barney & Friends!

[Jimbuna]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg

Howdy Doody punk.

[STEED]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/507/1207747358qh9.jpg

British pubs fight back and cut the age limit on drinking.

[STEED]

http://adn-proxy.nandomedia.com/static/images/live/palinmic.jpg

The Democrats are a bunch of filthy communist scum and I got no problem in hunting them down and shooting them all.

[STEED]

http://www.uscharterboats.com/womenanglers/pics/wa275%20fl%20aboardfishing%20bikini-fishing-lrg.jpg

Darling I just caught a six pack of beer.

[STEED]

http://www.acm.wwu.edu/~sothis/japan/images/toilet.jpg

And now you can enjoy Star Trek while your sitting on the bog.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.acm.wwu.edu/~sothis/japan/images/toilet.jpg

Honey...I dropped my vibrator down the loo again.

[Jimbuna]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7842/fergiepeethumbmo7qs9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

We were going to have a five minute comfort break, but I think we'll just carry on instead.

[STEED]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7842/fergiepeethumbmo7qs9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Come on up for a slash of golden rain.

[Jimbuna]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7842/fergiepeethumbmo7qs9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Do any of you nice people have a spare pair of knickers I could borrow.

[TarJak]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7842/fergiepeethumbmo7qs9.jpg
Does anyone here have any Libra Fleur?

[Platapus]

http://www.acm.wwu.edu/~sothis/japan/images/toilet.jpg

What the hell are all those buttons for? Taking a dump is a pretty low tech operation and the disposal should be equally straight forward.

Reminds me of that funny scene in the movie "2001" where he is outside the space toilet reading alllll the instructions.

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://adn-proxy.nandomedia.com/static/images/live/palinmic.jpg

"This is Sarah Palin, signing off for the Mothers' Interests Live Forum. We'd like to thank you for listening to M.I.L.F.......

[STEED]

http://adn-proxy.nandomedia.com/static/images/live/palinmic.jpg

Just before I go I just like to read this email from STEED. Hey Sarah you got more balls than all are crummy British politicians put together. Well thank you STEED your my kind of guy who takes no crap from those socialist dogs.

[Jimbuna]

http://adn-proxy.nandomedia.com/static/images/live/palinmic.jpg

Now just you listen here caller!!

It's my turn to ask a question!!

"A/S/L" ?

[Platapus]

http://adn-proxy.nandomedia.com/static/images/live/palinmic.jpg

Caller, my position is quite clear:

Federal funding for the the Gravina Island Bridge is good as the bridge is a necessity and will provide critical services that that residents of Ketchikan have needed for years.

Alaska paying for the bridge ourselves? In that case the bridge is not necessary and the citizens of Ketchikan never needed it.

Yes in Alaska necessity is determined by the amount of federal earmarks we can get.

[Jimbuna]

http://adn-proxy.nandomedia.com/static/images/live/palinmic.jpg

Play misty for me.

[Jimbuna]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2898/ebony2760646my0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I know what your thinking, "Is that a cell phone in his pocket, or my supper"

[Mikhayl]

National Enquirer breaking news : Governor Palin worked in a phone-sex call center !

http://adn-proxy.nandomedia.com/static/images/live/palinmic.jpg

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2898/ebony2760646my0.jpg

Oh, come on, gimme the dress, you know I'll look good in it.

[STEED]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2898/ebony2760646my0.jpg

No vibrator tonight honey the trouser snake monster is in town.

[STEED]

http://img.ihned.cz/attachment.php/11903900/aouv34BD7HJKNkl6PWceghpqxy1SU29m/20050121_v_homer-simpson4.jpg

Democrats! Who are they?

[Jimbuna]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2898/ebony2760646my0.jpg

That wasn't chicken.

[HunterICX]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg

Jimbuna: Honey, been drinking again?
you know I have to punish you now...

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg

It's no good hiding up there....I can see you.

[Mush Martin]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/454/1196976746wc9.jpg

Local Police Skeptical of plan for indoor parking.