Game: Photo captions

[Task Force]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4691/russianyoga2.jpg (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/russianyoga2.jpg/)
When Termites strike back.

[ubootcomrade]

Medvedev and Putin on one of their high level government meetings.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4691/russianyoga2.jpg (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/russianyoga2.jpg/)

[Max2147]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5500/washhands.jpg

Getting clean has never been so dirty.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.hbservices.co.za/Amaizing%20load_files/image002.jpg

Hey!....that truck is long overdue a haircut.

[Jimbuna]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7449/bath.png (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/bath.png/)

I overslept, so I thought I'd have my bath whilst travelling to work.

[Jimbuna]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4691/russianyoga2.jpg (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/russianyoga2.jpg/)


Christ!....these meetings couldn't get any more boring.

[Stealhead]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7449/bath.png (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/bath.png/)

No officer I do not have my license or proof of insurance I do have some Dial soap though.

[bookworm_020]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7449/bath.png (http://img198.imageshack.us/i/bath.png/)

Don't worry, I have a squeaky clean driving record!

[TarJak]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7449/bath.png
Where's the soap?
Yes it does!

[Jimbuna]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7449/bath.png

It's awfully hot this morning officer...care to join me?

[Stealhead]

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5301/russian1.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/russian1.jpg/)

Ok now I think that you are getting stuck on purpose.

[Jimbuna]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/monkeysrevenge1.jpg

Revenge is sweet.

[Stealhead]

[quote=jimbuna;1130423]http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/monkeysrevenge1.jpg

The man realized too late that nothing was wrong with Mr.Bango and that it was ruse so that Mr.Tango could strike him in the head witha stick.

[bookworm_020]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/monkeysrevenge1.jpg

"This is what you get for paying us peanuts!"

[bookworm_020]

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5301/russian1.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/russian1.jpg/)

Can life get any better with a wife like this????

[Jimbuna]

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5301/russian1.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/russian1.jpg/)

Mud wrestling....by a blind woman.

[TarJak]

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5301/russian1.jpg
Mud wrestling Geordie style.

[Stealhead]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4990/16gg.jpg (http://img44.imageshack.us/i/16gg.jpg/)

Ok so your name is Roman and your wife left you for your best friend and you lost you job,yes that works now tell me more about yourself so I
can write another verse.

[Stealhead]

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5301/russian1.jpg

I love what you do for me! Toyota!(the old US ads)

[TarJak]

http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/bork.jpg
One more comment about my beard and I'll have you!

[Stealhead]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/1565/16bear.jpg (http://img44.imageshack.us/i/16bear.jpg/)

My mother was right I should never have married you I will take no more of your mauling dear now get back here
so I can whack you with my club this marrige is over Im going to go play poker with the boys and you cant stop me anymore!!

[Jimbuna]

http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/bork.jpg

Have you ever tried sitting in front of a mic with badgers ar$e glued to your chin.

[Jimbuna]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/1565/16bear.jpg (http://img44.imageshack.us/i/16bear.jpg/)


Honest.....this is not a butt plug, I'm only asking you to play a game of skittles with me.

[Stealhead]

[quote=jimbuna;1131895]http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/bork.jpg

I will not nor shall I ever stand for a law that requires style guidelines for beards.I argue that beards save steel due to lack of razor use.

[Sailor Steve]

:rock:

And everyone knows that steel is an endangered species!:yep:

[Taygoo]

http://fyrsting.dk/images/arab.jpg:haha::haha::har:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/9ae6a75bb482b02b70f52d795eff1f0c.jpg

Look...no knickers

[Stealhead]

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/2318/crusade.th.jpg (http://img104.imageshack.us/i/crusade.jpg/)

Damn castle siege good thing I have my I-phone to keep me from getting bored.

[Task Force]

http://members.gamedev.net/nordwindranger/images/canada.jpg (http://members.gamedev.net/nordwindranger/images/canada.jpg)
Canadas flagship!

[bookworm_020]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/9ae6a75bb482b02b70f52d795eff1f0c.jpg

What do you mean when you said that this dress made me look fat!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/9ae6a75bb482b02b70f52d795eff1f0c.jpg

Will this do for your supper tonight.

[HunterICX]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/9ae6a75bb482b02b70f52d795eff1f0c.jpg

SHAVE WOMAN!

HunterICX

[Stealhead]

[quote=HunterICX;1133870]http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/9ae6a75bb482b02b70f52d795eff1f0c.jpg

Thought in grooms brain: Man I did not notice that she had that piercing. I really need to start paying more attention.
OK just keep playing along.

[Jimbuna]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/838/funny1273.jpg (http://img248.imageshack.us/i/funny1273.jpg/)

I spy with my little eye.

[Platapus]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/838/funny1273.jpg (http://img248.imageshack.us/i/funny1273.jpg/)


Uh... one of the dogs is sick and the other one is pushing him to the vet?

[Biggles]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3451/fisk2.gif
Heeeeeere fishy fishy fishy!

[TarJak]

http://www.dvhh.org/batschka/lifestyles/106-weissen-saderlach%7Ehkopp.jpg
Oi Beryl! You missed a spot!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.dvhh.org/batschka/lifestyles/106-weissen-saderlach%7Ehkopp.jpg

Bloody graffiti artists!!

Who's this Kilroy guy anyway!!

[Max2147]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/838/funny1273.jpg (http://img248.imageshack.us/i/funny1273.jpg/)

I spy with my little eye.
Reminds me of this classic news blooper (first one in the clip): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrMOBHdQfjc

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/0baf1005417da6119ef784d17d7b9873.jpg

Pull over....I want to check your licence.

[Task Force]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/0baf1005417da6119ef784d17d7b9873.jpg
TONIGHT ON HONG KONG POLICE... excuse me sir, is this japan.

[nikimcbee]

Oh, mr buna, what big eyes you have.
http://www.animalliberationfront.com/Saints/Authors/Quotes/Quotes-FamousVegetarians_files/rogers.jpg

[Buddahaid]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1973-1.jpg

I swear, that's the last time I drink too much on a Cavalla work weekend!

Buddahaid

[TarJak]

http://www.animalliberationfront.com/Saints/Authors/Quotes/Quotes-FamousVegetarians_files/rogers.jpg
I'll let go of yours if you let go of mine.

[bookworm_020]

http://www.animalliberationfront.com/Saints/Authors/Quotes/Quotes-FamousVegetarians_files/rogers.jpg
Honey, I think you are letting yourself go....

[Rilder]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1973-1.jpg

That dwarf wanted crystal glass for his fey mood,all he got was madness.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.animalliberationfront.com/Saints/Authors/Quotes/Quotes-FamousVegetarians_files/rogers.jpg

Looks like you forgot to shave this morning niki :DL

[Jimbuna]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1973-1.jpg

I knew I shouldn't have listened to that geordie git and sampled the brown dog!!

[Task Force]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1973-1.jpg
Look at all the colors...:doh:

[nikimcbee]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/DSCN1973-1.jpg

He looks like he could be from Portland or Eugene OR:haha: (no joke):o

[Jimbuna]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4660/funnypicture12959337091.jpg (http://img404.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture12959337091.jpg/)

Are you talking to me!!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg

YOU WILL EAT OUR FOOD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU DO.

[Jimbuna]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg

Hey!!....you forgot to leave a tip.

[Task Force]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg
Finnish that burger or il smack you untill you do...:stare:

[TarJak]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg
How dare you come into my shop and ask for a bucket of fried chicken!

[TarJak]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg
I'm gonna keep hitting you till you remember the 5 American food groups: McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, Subway and Wendy's! Don't you be mentioning Burger King in my shop again!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg

Whoawhoawhoa- calm down, kid! I just wanted a high-five!

[Jimbuna]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3964/1208219977ya4.jpg

I'll teach you not to laugh at the way somebody dresses!!

[TarJak]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/06/SILLY%20HAT8.jpg
What's that? I've got a bathroom wrapped in blue hessian on my head? Never. At least you're not looking at my breasts.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/06/SILLY%20HAT8.jpg

I'd like someone to take a good look at my plumbing for me.

[TarJak]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/06/SILLY%20HAT8.jpg
Darling you don't need a hat like that to become a plumbers mate.

[Task Force]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/AJFOSHO/BottomlessPit.png (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/AJFOSHO/BottomlessPit.png)
Worlds shallowest Bottomless Pit...:doh:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/you-have-angered-the-gazebo.jpg

Yes... I Google'd and stole bandwidth...

[Jimbuna]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7549/funnypicture1386575735.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1386575735.jpg/)

You two faced bugga

[Buddahaid]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7549/funnypicture1386575735.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1386575735.jpg/)


It's a Fisher-Price cop!

Buddahaid

[Task Force]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7549/funnypicture1386575735.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1386575735.jpg/)
The new hair style for those who think 2 faces are better than 1!

[Jimbuna]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6237/funnypicture11604987781.jpg (http://img248.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture11604987781.jpg/)

Old school skateboard

[TarJak]

http://diden.net/photos/2002/beach/small/19_storme_bollocks.jpeg
And in Finance news, the London Stock Exchange has had a bullish day's trading.

[bookworm_020]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7549/funnypicture1386575735.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1386575735.jpg/)
Is it just me, or does it look like Ned Flanders????:hmmm:

[TarJak]

http://images50.fotki.com/v1522/photos/1/127099/5259288/giantipod_00001-vi.jpg
Brand new from Apple, the 300TB iPod. Now with scratchproof protective cover.

[Jimbuna]

http://diden.net/photos/2002/beach/small/19_storme_bollocks.jpeg

SNAP!!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://images50.fotki.com/v1522/photos/1/127099/5259288/giantipod_00001-vi.jpg

It's an iPod... but for old people. Sort of like the Jitterbug cellphone.

[Stealth Hunter]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d6/Bill_cosby_cthulu.jpg

Cosby's a member of the Dagon cult! I ****IN' KNEW IT.

[TarJak]

http://diden.net/photos/2002/beach/small/19_storme_bollocks.jpeg

SNAP!!
:haha::har:

[bookworm_020]

http://diden.net/photos/2002/beach/small/19_storme_bollocks.jpeg

Welcome to reporting season, get it straight from the ??????:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://images50.fotki.com/v1522/photos/1/127099/5259288/giantipod_00001-vi.jpg

I can hear movement inside....STEED must have woken up.

[Biggles]

http://images50.fotki.com/v1522/photos/1/127099/5259288/giantipod_00001-vi.jpg

I can hear movement inside....STEED must have woken up.

Made me laugh:haha::haha:

[TarJak]

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/submarine_f.jpg
Nikimcbee entering his custom built SHIII simulation room.

[TheBrauerHour]

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/06/SILLY%20HAT8.jpg
What's that? I've got a bathroom wrapped in blue hessian on my head? Never. At least you're not looking at my breasts.


She is wearing a hat?

[Task Force]

Thats a... strange hat...

[Jimbuna]

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/submarine_f.jpg


Time to test moms new pressure cooker.

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/submarine_f.jpg

Mars, here I come!

[Jimbuna]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2804/funnypicture11547452321.jpg (http://img34.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture11547452321.jpg/)

The top of my shopping list.

[TarJak]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2804/funnypicture11547452321.jpg
Jimbuna's favourite beer.

[Rilder]

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/1975/spitfirecopycopy.jpg

"Use the force, Luke, to destroy Hitlers death star"

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2488/klingonbattleofbritain.jpg

"Bloody 'ell there be klingons on me' starboard bow"

[Jimbuna]

[/URL]
[URL=http://img20.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1339384889.jpg/]http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/807/funnypicture1339384889.jpg (http://img165.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1339384889.jpg/)

My favourite shop.

[TarJak]

http://www.math.ksu.edu/main/events/KSU-REU/barn.jpg
Despite numerous attempts, the airline's sports programme just never got off the ground.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.math.ksu.edu/main/events/KSU-REU/barn.jpg

Remember!...it's your turn to retrieve the next out of court ball.

[bookworm_020]

http://www.math.ksu.edu/main/events/KSU-REU/barn.jpg

Early attempts at in flight entertainment didn't go as well as hoped

[nikimcbee]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2804/funnypicture11547452321.jpg
Jimbuna's favourite beer.


:har:

[nikimcbee]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0804/csmimg/ANKBILL_P1.jpg

Voted cutest couple in yearbook.

[Mush Martin]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/9ae6a75bb482b02b70f52d795eff1f0c.jpg


it begins.......

[Jimbuna]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0804/csmimg/ANKBILL_P1.jpg

The latest additions to Madame Tussauds

[FADM Gryphon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dristen/Navy%20Games/umsir.jpg

Where do I pin the metal?

[TarJak]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0804/csmimg/ANKBILL_P1.jpg
Spot the odd one out.

[NealT]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0804/csmimg/ANKBILL_P1.jpg


See what springs up in the flower garden when you give it enough bulls$%^?

[Jimbuna]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/3312/funnypicture1275107903.jpg (http://img524.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1275107903.jpg/)

Are you still adamant that light was green!!

[Task Force]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/3312/funnypicture1275107903.jpg (http://img524.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1275107903.jpg/)
In some countys running a redlight is more dangerous than others...

[Jimbuna]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0804/csmimg/ANKBILL_P1.jpg


The first one to blink is a cissy.

[Platapus]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0804/csmimg/ANKBILL_P1.jpg


Ya know, we really don't want them back

Well I don't want them any more

<sigh> I guess we will have to take em back I guess

[Task Force]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0804/csmimg/ANKBILL_P1.jpg
North koreas indurance test... WHO WILL WIN!!!

[Rilder]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0804/csmimg/ANKBILL_P1.jpg

Unable to come to an agreement, Clinton and Kim-Jong-Il agree to play a game of musical chairs, unbeknown to Kim, Clinton is a champion musical chairs player and won the Presidency in a game of it.

[Task Force]

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0804/csmimg/ANKBILL_P1.jpg
Kim and clinton both go to the eyedoctor... there doing the eye test...
http://frankfortin.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/blurry-eye-chart.jpg
uah oah, they really need glasses...:o

[FADM Gryphon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/dristen/subparking.jpg

Returning to their sub after a night of post patrol partying the X.O. Looks to his Skipper and says: "I told you I didn't think this was a good place to park!"

[TarJak]

http://www.raisethehammer.org/images/fenton_centre_mall_17.jpg
He he no-one will suspect my new camera gun...

[Jimbuna]

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/61/funnypicture1076554023.jpg (http://img33.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1076554023.jpg/)

Testing the latest all weather pitch design.

[TarJak]

http://www.frenchfriends.info/files/funny_soccer.jpg
Ok I'm sick of playing "Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross" now. Can I get off?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.frenchfriends.info/files/funny_soccer.jpg

You never told me you were going to wear shin pads.

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.frenchfriends.info/files/funny_soccer.jpg

How Australia plans to put a man in space.

[TarJak]

:har::har::har:http://www.frenchfriends.info/files/funny_soccer.jpg

How Australia plans to put a man in space.

[Schroeder]

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/61/funnypicture1076554023.jpg
A normal football match in the rainy UK.

[TarJak]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/04/article-0-0290DE76000004B0-843_468x431.jpg
Before the season had even started Jimbuna was considering changing teams.

[Jimbuna]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/04/article-0-0290DE76000004B0-843_468x431.jpg

Wearing this top should fool em all into believing I'm not a cocney git that has more money than common sense and totally devoid of any understanding around how to run a football club.

[Task Force]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7374/adolfscarsjpeg.jpg
guess this is what happend adolf when all that WW2 stuff got old... lol

[Jimbuna]

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5104/funnypicture1356095825.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1356095825.jpg/)

I'll sharp cure their indigestion.

[Platapus]

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5104/funnypicture1356095825.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1356095825.jpg/)

Praline: Hello again. I am at present still on film, but in a few seconds I shall be appearing in the studio. Thank you.

(Cut to studio. A door opens. Inspector Praline looks round door. )

Inspector Praline: (to camera) Hello. (he walks in followed by Superintendent Parrot and goes to desk) Mr Milton? You are sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Milton: I am.

Praline: Superintendent Parrot and I are from the hygiene squad. We want to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entified The Whizzo Quality Assortment.

Milton: Ah, yes.

Praline: (producing box of chocolates) If I may begin at the beginning. First there is the cherry fondue. This is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that.

Milton: Agreed.

Praline: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frog'.

Milton: Ah, yes.

Praline: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?

Milton: Yes. A little one.

Praline: What sort of frog?

Milton: A dead frog.

Praline: Is it cooked?

Milton: No.

Praline: What, a raw frog?

(Superintendent Parrot looks increasingly queasy.)

Milton: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Praline: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.

Milton: What else?

Praline: Well don't you even take the bones out?

Milton: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

Praline: Superintendent Parrot ate one of those.

Parrot: Excuse me a moment. (exits hurriedly)

Milton: It says 'crunchy frog' quite clearly.

Praline: Well, the superintendent thought it was an almond whirl. People won't expect there to be a frog in there. They're bound to think it's some form of mock frog.

Milton: (insulted) Mock frog? We use no artificial preservatives or additives of any kind!

Praline: Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words 'crunchy frog', and replace them with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution.

Milton: What about our sales?

Praline: I'm not interested in your sales, I have to protect the general public. Now how about this one. (superintendent enters) It was number five, wasn't it? (superintendent nods) Number five, ram's bladder cup. (exit superintendent) What kind of confection is this?

[ubootcomrade]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7374/adolfscarsjpeg.jpg
guess this is what happend adolf when all that WW2 stuff got old... lol



You know that your a Top Gear fanatic when you recognise the sign from Top Gear: US Special. :haha::smug:

[bookworm_020]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/04/article-0-0290DE76000004B0-843_468x431.jpg
After hearing that the sponsor was taking over the running of their team, many started to write off the season...

[Jimbuna]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/04/article-0-0290DE76000004B0-843_468x431.jpg

Oh heck....I forgot to put my dentures in this morning.

[Jimbuna]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1055/funnypicture1212932276.jpg (http://img512.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1212932276.jpg/)

What grass!!

[Jimbuna]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/5424/96089036.jpg

Wife "Believe me honey, it is this big"

Woman "No way, it is only as big as this"

[TarJak]

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh28/scotttswan/yoga6.jpg
Hey this Halasana yoga position is really great. I've even managed to fall asle...zzz...zzzz

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1055/funnypicture1212932276.jpg (http://img512.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1212932276.jpg/)

You didn't say anything about dirt.:smug:

[Task Force]

You know that your a Top Gear fanatic when you recognise the sign from Top Gear: US Special. :haha::smug:

Ya know... I was watching that one... and thought... that needs to be captioned...:rotfl:

but yes, I like topgear...

[Jimbuna]

]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh28/scotttswan/yoga6.jpg

Hey!!...who moved the backrest.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

http://i26.tinypic.com/dctzmb.jpg

[Task Force]

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh28/scotttswan/yoga6.jpg
see... some people can even screw up the most simple things...

[Biggles]

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh28/scotttswan/yoga6.jpg
Jimbuna finds himself waking up on the right side for once...

[Jimbuna]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Hilary-Clinton.jpg

Ahem!!...I thought I'd won the election Hilary, not you.

[1480]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Hilary-Clinton.jpg

Ahem!!...I thought I'd won the election Hilary, not you.

Gee your hair smells terrific....

[1480]

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh28/scotttswan/yoga6.jpg

Another mishap for the Irish pommel horse team......

[TarJak]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Hilary-Clinton.jpg
Hilary did you know you've got "Made in China" stamped on the back of your head?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Hilary-Clinton.jpg

You know something Hilary.....you really do spout some verbal sh!te whenever the opportunity presents itself.

[TarJak]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9881/23praianozf9.jpg
A Silent Hunter tragic muses: "So many targets, so few submarines..."

[bookworm_020]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9881/23praianozf9.jpg
Any lower and she'd be a submarine!

[Max2147]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Hilary-Clinton.jpg

The Onion's headline for this very photo: "Hillary Clinton Threatened by Black Man"

http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/hillary_clinton_threatened

[Jimbuna]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2094/latestsoapdispenserdesi.jpg (http://img34.imageshack.us/i/latestsoapdispenserdesi.jpg/)

The latest design in soap dispensers

[Arclight]

For the love of God, where do you keep finding this stuff?! :timeout:

You're really starting to worry me here. :o ;)

*Wait:
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2094/latestsoapdispenserdesi.jpg (http://img34.imageshack.us/i/latestsoapdispenserdesi.jpg/)
New from "some brand": Mancrème

See! See what you did to me?! Disturbing rubs off on people. :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2094/latestsoapdispenserdesi.jpg (http://img34.imageshack.us/i/latestsoapdispenserdesi.jpg/)

So this is what's in the ladies loo?

[Task Force]

Then whats in the mens toilet...:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Then whats in the mens toilet...:hmmm:

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/5500/washhands.jpg (http://img396.imageshack.us/i/washhands.jpg/)

[OneToughHerring]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/POLITICS/08/29/kennedy.funeral/art.1021.obama.clinton.jpg

Bill "I'm telling you, she had a great set of knockers..."
Barry "Bill, we're at Ted's funeral"

[Jimbuna]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/POLITICS/08/29/kennedy.funeral/art.1021.obama.clinton.jpg

The tear in the seat of your trousers is this big.

[Task Force]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/POLITICS/08/29/kennedy.funeral/art.1021.obama.clinton.jpg
I tell you, that roaling pin she hit me with was huge...

[Platapus]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/POLITICS/08/29/kennedy.funeral/art.1021.obama.clinton.jpg

Bill "I'm telling you, she had a great set of knockers..."
Barry "Bill, we're at Ted's funeral"

Well done! That is pretty funny. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/dc387964871cf9c63b23a60a49a1f6b0.jpg

Now that is one sh!tty haircut.

[Arclight]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/08/54408373_af2dfafa99.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8594/funnypicture1245788402.jpg (http://img212.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1245788402.jpg/)

Mobile karaoke

[mcf1]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8594/funnypicture1245788402.jpg (http://img212.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1245788402.jpg/)

Mobile karaoke
:rotfl::rotfl:
The DJ bicycle

[bookworm_020]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8594/funnypicture1245788402.jpg (http://img212.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1245788402.jpg/)

Wait till I lower my suspension!

[Task Force]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8594/funnypicture1245788402.jpg (http://img212.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1245788402.jpg/)
Billy couldnt afford a car to put his stereo in... so he decided to be the first with a bike that had a stereo...

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8594/funnypicture1245788402.jpg (http://img212.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1245788402.jpg/)
this week on pimp my bike...

[bookworm_020]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8594/funnypicture1245788402.jpg (http://img212.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1245788402.jpg/)


Now comes with free air conditioning!

[Jimbuna]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/1124/vesselfullofseamen.jpg (http://img32.imageshack.us/i/vesselfullofseamen.jpg/)

One hell of a name for a ship full of seamen!!

[TarJak]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l152/zematz/indigestion.jpg
Hey Captain, wanna taste?

[TarJak]

http://www.awesomaliciousfranap.com/resources/gross.jpg
Hey Captain; wanna taste?

[Jimbuna]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l152/zematz/indigestion.jpg

Hey mom, I can see where you left this mornings breakfast.

[bookworm_020]

http://www.awesomaliciousfranap.com/resources/gross.jpg
On day 135 of our cruise, the cook decided to have fun whn the crew asked for some fresh meat!

[bookworm_020]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l152/zematz/indigestion.jpg

Just making sure I've cleaned the S bend!

[Jimbuna]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9246/funnypicture1140295843.jpg (http://img525.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1140295843.jpg/)

Sorry for killing you.

[Arclight]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9246/funnypicture1140295843.jpg (http://img525.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1140295843.jpg/)

Sorry for vaporizing you.
Fixed. :smug:

[Mush Martin]

http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=2193cacc15&view=att&th=123a98a2251a83d9&attid=0.1&disp=emb&zw

Tighten your what now ?

[TarJak]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc15/crowdaddy_2007/wtf.jpg
Come to Sea World and play with our rabid sea lions.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6798/wtf0ng.jpg
Perhaps she should have had a cold shower a few months ago...

[Jimbuna]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc15/crowdaddy_2007/wtf.jpg

Right!!.....which one of you threw that!!

[Chad]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc15/crowdaddy_2007/wtf.jpg

Mmmmm, Chinese :D

[HunterICX]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc15/crowdaddy_2007/wtf.jpg

BWAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

HunterICX

[Dowly]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc15/crowdaddy_2007/wtf.jpg

SURPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!

[Jimbuna]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc15/crowdaddy_2007/wtf.jpg

This will not be chicken Bwahahahaha

[MothBalls]

http://www.cuyleravenue.com/picturearchive/iamalice/plunger.jpg

[Arclight]

http://www.cuyleravenue.com/picturearchive/iamalice/plunger.jpg
"Look honey, now we don't have to use that paper bag anymore. And this one doesn't tear as easy!"

[Jimbuna]

http://www.cuyleravenue.com/picturearchive/iamalice/plunger.jpg

It won't let loose of my tongue!!

[Shearwater]

http://www.cuyleravenue.com/picturearchive/iamalice/plunger.jpg

This sucks.

[Platapus]

http://www.cuyleravenue.com/picturearchive/iamalice/plunger.jpg

Uh sweetie, when we talked about sucking face, this was not what I had imagined.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/be21a5c1292d0c043c3be77d3c5479e0.jpg

This guy must be mega rich

[TarJak]

http://www.cuyleravenue.com/picturearchive/iamalice/plunger.jpg
Stoopid is as stoopid does.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.cuyleravenue.com/picturearchive/iamalice/plunger.jpg

That's the last time I take any notice of you when you tell me to "suck on it!!"

[TarJak]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/27/omg-keyboard.jpg
Dowly's keyboard. "Man I really gotta give up smoking."

[bookworm_020]

http://www.cuyleravenue.com/picturearchive/iamalice/plunger.jpg

I know it's hard to see, but it improves your looks!

[bookworm_020]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/27/omg-keyboard.jpg
So, you use hotmail???

[TarJak]

http://www.culture24.org.uk/asset_arena/5/27/48/184725/v0_master.jpg
Jimbuna on his way to work.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/27/omg-keyboard.jpg

Terrible....exposing that mouse to so much tobacco and alcohol!!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.culture24.org.uk/asset_arena/5/27/48/184725/v0_master.jpg

Now that he's on his way to work I'll just nip in and give his missus that extra pinta.

[TarJak]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/01/article-1210474-0232C2390000044D-79_634x447.jpg
Sorry Sister, I'm afraid this one's MOT is overdue!

[Reaves]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/01/article-1210474-0232C2390000044D-79_634x447.jpg


Hmmm 4 pounds? Would you accept 2? This one looks a little too plump.

[bookworm_020]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/01/article-1210474-0232C2390000044D-79_634x447.jpg
I'm going to have to nick you sister for failing to show sales tax!

[Jimbuna]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/01/article-1210474-0232C2390000044D-79_634x447.jpg

I'm looking for someone the right size to clean my chimney.

[TarJak]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/01/article-1210474-0232C2390000044D-79_634x447.jpg
Well I'm afraid you'll have to repack your case Sister. This one put's you over the limit and you'll have to pay excess baggage.

[MothBalls]

http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/bikecurious-2.jpeg


Me thinks jimbuna likes his new wheels

[Jimbuna]

]http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/bikecurious-2.jpeg


Looks like it's not only me travelling on a pair of inflatables.

[NealT]

http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/bikecurious-2.jpeg


Boy am I glad I took my Viagra today!

[Buddahaid]

http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/bikecurious-2.jpeg


DAYLIGHT TEST SECTION. PLEASE TURN ON HEADLIGHTS.

Buddahaid

[Jimbuna]

http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/bikecurious-2.jpeg


I reckon the optician was right, these new specs work just fine.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/bikecurious-2.jpeg


The perfect place to park my bike.

[TarJak]

http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/bikecurious-2.jpeg
I hope that I remembered to do up my fly.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/bikecurious-2.jpeg


They were right...this bike is invisible.

[TarJak]

http://www.gilesbowkett.com/images/python.jpg
Mmmmm. A 3 course lunch.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.gilesbowkett.com/images/python.jpg


You promised me you'd never get that out in front of the kids.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.gilesbowkett.com/images/python.jpg

You promised me you'd never get that out in front of the kids.

[TarJak]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01439/the-ashes-toss-reu_1439243i.jpg
No mate you'll never get those to burn just by holding them up to the sun.

[bookworm_020]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01439/the-ashes-toss-reu_1439243i.jpg
I don't see a rain cloud! Nice try for getting out of the game!

[Task Force]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01439/the-ashes-toss-reu_1439243i.jpg
Wonder if I held this magnify glass up to a ant like this if it would burn it...

[Task Force]

http://www.gilesbowkett.com/images/python.jpg
And first place at the my snakes bigger than your snake compitition IS!!!

[Jimbuna]

]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01439/the-ashes-toss-reu_1439243i.jpg

You see that flying pig up there?....well that's how much chance you've got of winning the Ashes this year.

[TarJak]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/mad-british-fans.jpg
Phew! What a scorcher this summer is!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01439/the-ashes-toss-reu_1439243i.jpg
Yeh pigs may fly but you'll not win a one day series even with his help.

http://www.cherwell.org/blackcat/imagearchive/19kppic_resized.jpg
Oh bugger! He's right.

[Jimbuna]

http://travelhouseuk.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ricky_ponting.jpg?w=500&amp;h=300

Tastes much better than last nights kangaroo steak.

[Reaves]

http://travelhouseuk.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ricky_ponting.jpg?w=500&amp;h=300

Did that mean man throw a ball at you? It's ok now pudding.

[nikimcbee]

Congrats on the new head of hair Jim:yeah:
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/mad-british-fans.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Congrats on the new head of hair Jim:yeah:
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/mad-british-fans.jpg

I thought you would have admired my beer tent :DL

[nikimcbee]

I thought you would have admired my beer tent :DL

:haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/86c3bf8541de189e1c1779a7ee24d3ee.jpg

Will someone explain to him this is not a fouresome!!

[Oberon]

"Hey, I hit a Bear-de"

Get it? Birdie, Bear-de...?


I'll get my coat... :nope:

[Platapus]

"Hey, I hit a Bear-de"

Get it? Birdie, Bear-de...?


I'll get my coat... :nope:

That pun was pretty grizzly.

[MothBalls]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=104&pictureid=767

[Jimbuna]

"Hey, I hit a Bear-de"

Get it? Birdie, Bear-de...?


I'll get my coat... :nope:

I bearly (barely) got it....

You might as well fetch mine whilst your at it :DL

[TarJak]

These puns are becoming unbearable.

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/86c3bf8541de189e1c1779a7ee24d3ee.jpg
No problem Yogi. You can play through.

[Task Force]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/86c3bf8541de189e1c1779a7ee24d3ee.jpg
run, Run, RUN!!!!

[Platapus]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/86c3bf8541de189e1c1779a7ee24d3ee.jpg


"From the Land of Sky Blue Waters,From the land of pines' lofty balsams,Comes the beer refreshing,Hamm's the beer refreshing."

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/86c3bf8541de189e1c1779a7ee24d3ee.jpg


I told you to be careful whereabouts you had a crap in the woods.

[magic452]

http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt296/Magic452/cid_.jpg

If you can't find the RIGHT book, you are probability shopping here.

Magic

[Task Force]

http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt296/Magic452/cid_.jpg
Hmm, so thats what they were doing...

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/5208cc458d0fdc010f2ef3bff7672190.jpg

You should be grateful I wasn't taking a crap

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/5208cc458d0fdc010f2ef3bff7672190.jpg

Ooh...warm shower! All the comforts of home!

[TarJak]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/5208cc458d0fdc010f2ef3bff7672190.jpg
Hey you put away that camera! This aint no peep show! Sheesh a pair of consenting bear's can't get no privacy round here.

[HunterICX]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8672/1257203956.jpg

Hold on to something and enjoy the ride!

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8672/1257203956.jpg

Look....no hands!!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/86c3bf8541de189e1c1779a7ee24d3ee.jpg


JESUS CHRIST IT'S A BEAR GET IN THE CAR!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.theaerodrome.com/forum/attachments/aircraft/11434d1225859201-breguets-crashfile-id-challenge-327-crash-file-327.jpg

Guys, seriously... how the hell did you palookas manage this?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/b8669da6634b0559edea79ff79365d9e.jpg

Smile honey...you'll love this shot when I show you it.

[TarJak]

http://www.rugbyheaven.com.au/ffximage/2009/11/08/WallabiesvEngland3_gallery__451x400.jpg
I hope this field goal will be enough to put paid to the Wallabies....

http://www.rugbyheaven.com.au/ffximage/2009/11/08/WallabiesvEngland5_wideweb__470x297,0.jpg
Bugger I forgot they could score tries...

[Platapus]

http://www.rugbyheaven.com.au/ffximage/2009/11/08/WallabiesvEngland5_wideweb__470x297,0.jpg

That's a fake picture of a rugby/football game. Where's the blood??? and what's up with the clean uniforms??

:D

[Jimbuna]

http://www.rugbyheaven.com.au/ffximage/2009/11/08/WallabiesvEngland5_wideweb__470x297,0.jpg


Lying down on the job again...typical lazy con.

This hand up his trouser leg and grabbing his knackers will soon bring him back to his feet.

[NEON DEON]

http://www.rugbyheaven.com.au/ffximage/2009/11/08/WallabiesvEngland5_wideweb__470x297,0.jpg


Lying down on the job again...typical lazy con.

This hand up his trouser leg and grabbing his knackers will soon bring him back to his feet.

I am thinking he could use a good ole NFL cup right about now.)

[TarJak]

http://images.smh.com.au/2009/11/12/856050/spidermancrop-420x0.jpg
Mummy why are they arresting Spiderman?
It's what happens when you get caught in a web of crime darling.

[Jimbuna]

http://images.smh.com.au/2009/11/12/856050/spidermancrop-420x0.jpg

Mummy why are they arresting Spiderman?

Learn from it son...never wear a mask and tights in public.

[Biggles]

http://www.humorlinks.com/python/pictures/mean/vi-vomit.jpg
It'd be quite enough to just point at the selected item, messieur, but I guess this works too...

[Jimbuna]

http://www.humorlinks.com/python/pictures/mean/vi-vomit.jpg

I take it sir wouldn't recommend the carrot stew then.

[bookworm_020]

http://images.smh.com.au/2009/11/12/856050/spidermancrop-420x0.jpg

Come round here again and I'll use the insect spray!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/56cc6ef69d870a1652e8f1d43505db73.jpg

Oops!...I guess I shouldn't have lit that match.

[TarJak]

http://ingesidee.de/dateien/grafiken/de/_german_panther_2007_luftballon_luft_kleber_balloo n_air_glou_960_x370_x_300cm-l.jpg
The last word in reactive armour.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/de4273dd58f7c7f2fb77e657524c7414.jpg

Stop lying to us all Niki

[TarJak]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Aa3Z9QSGhFM/SxL17TCh0mI/AAAAAAAAARg/5XqEcajbbbw/image001.jpg
What happens when you buy a Bacardi Breezer in outback Australia.

[Jimbuna]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1509/funnypicture1008123580.jpg (http://img339.imageshack.us/i/funnypicture1008123580.jpg/)

Confusion!!

[TarJak]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200912/r491514_2553663.jpg
Bennie! I love you!

[Task Force]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200912/r491514_2553663.jpg
BLURIE IMAGE!!!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200912/r491514_2553663.jpg


Hey!!...what you doing wearing my new dress!!

[MothBalls]

http://www.maniacworld.com/worst-seat-in-the-house.jpg
Figures.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979523745.jpg

Bypassing airport security.

[Task Force]

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979523745.jpg

TONIGHT AT 5... What the airports dont want you to know.:lol:

[Jimbuna]

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/fail/french_lesson.jpg

Lesson in French

[MothBalls]

http://hongkiat.s3.amazonaws.com/creative-ads/alberta-museum.jpg

[Méo]

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/fail/french_lesson.jpg

Lesson in French

Hmmm...:hmmm: I don't get it!

Oops, I thought something about the language...:oops::oops::oops: