Game: Photo captions

[TarJak]

Post your captions for this photo. or post your own photo for captioning:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/101876.jpg
Rogue SEAL team boards USS Nevada!

[Sailor Steve]

Little red x threatens to take over the world!:rotfl:

[TarJak]

Capt: "That's not what I meant when I said 'Seal that leak', Chief!"

[fatty]

This thread is missing something...

[bookworm_020]

In particular, a photo!:doh:

Maybe that is the caption we need to make up!

"Dude! where is the photo?"

[Sailor Steve]

I thought my caption was fine. And, it goes with your sig as well.:rotfl:

[Blacklight]

Well... it's.... X...citing !!! :rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

X...traordinary!

[TarJak]

Not sure why you can't see the photo, 'cos I can.:doh:

[Stealth Hunter]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g17/Sgt-Smithy/PBF226-Preserves.jpg

[HunterICX]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3773/armybaseballgs9.jpg

HunterICX

[Tchocky]

Wait! Wait!


Safety goggles!

[UnderseaLcpl]

Don't plug the mortar tube with that ball or I will knock your *******ing head off!

[danlisa]

Mortar = Free
Baseball = $4
Retired from war zone from Sports injury = Priceless!
.
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.
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http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s64/danlisa_photo/armybaseballgs9.jpg

[rifleman13]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3773/armybaseballgs9.jpg


Why Pvt. Dinsdale can't even hit the broadside of a barn.

Now this one...
http://www.afunnystuff.com/uploads/1182709330.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3773/armybaseballgs9.jpg


Why Pvt. Dinsdale can't even hit the broadside of a barn.

Now this one...
http://www.afunnystuff.com/uploads/1182709330.jpg

Damn camera. Wait until the guys on SomethingAwful get a load of this.

[VipertheSniper]

Now this one...
http://www.afunnystuff.com/uploads/1182709330.jpg

I wonder if I could talk on the phone while driving...?

[Jimbuna]

I bet you can't hit my a$$ from there.

Now that's what I call an emergency call.

[Oberon]

1st Pic: Greenpeace protestors seal fate of submarine

2nd Pic: Allah Ackbat (;) )

3rd Pic: When you said it had a car phone...this wasn't what I had in mind..

[Sailor Steve]

I can finally see number one. SEAL training, week 2: We're finally at sea.

[Mikhayl]

number 3 : that's why using the phone while driving is forbidden in france, it IS dangerous !

[TarJak]

Members of the 1st Hogwarts Div (Broomobile) fly on excersise:
http://www.popularwealth.com/funny-pictures/funny-pictures-military-04.jpg

[bookworm_020]

I can see the photo's now!:up:

The last photo you posted.

The answere to the taliban using carpets to transport weapons across the border!

[TarJak]

Look it's Voldemort!

[Diopos]

A glimpse into the future. Post Oil military avionics!

[Stealth Hunter]

In North Korea, soldier controls gravity!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.earlyaviator.com/archive/image4/flamed.jpg

[rifleman13]

http://www.earlyaviator.com/archive/image4/flamed.jpg
Dammit! I forgot my parachuuuuuute!

[STEED]

http://www.earlyaviator.com/archive/image4/flamed.jpg

Damn you Dowly you Bitch!

[Diopos]

We are sorry for the error. Photograph is upside down. From the editor.

[STEED]

Heres a couple for you.............

I got the ball rolling on these two. ;)

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/1429/gb1jw0.jpg

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/9742/rgky8.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.earlyaviator.com/archive/image4/flamed.jpg

Last one to the bottoms a cissy.

[Jimbuna]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/1359/gb1jw0ym2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2419/rgky8qf1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[STEED]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
ROTFLOL
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Blue jokes jim? :roll:

[Jimbuna]

Rgr that mate http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7975/gigglebigtb9fg3.gif

The weekend birthday bash begins soon.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/drunkcob.gif

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.earlyaviator.com/archive/1w/images/DogfightFake_D7.jpg

"Dammit, get Dowly off my ass!"
"Coming, Hunter!"

[TarJak]

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/Riat2002/G222/Accident/G222FlamesPouringAlongFuselage.jpg

You should have had the brake pads changed before we left skipper.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/tank17.jpg
See I told you I can stop this tank on a dime!

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/229451737_a3724f3a36.jpg
I don't care what Mugabe says, it's only this big!

[Mikhayl]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/tank17.jpg

After disappointing results during the 2006 Lebanon war, IDF transfers Merkava MBTs to mole busting duties.

[joegrundman]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/tank17.jpg

OK, now, nobody rotate the turret!

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :rotfl:

[TarJak]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg

And I sez to STEED, "For gods sake man, stop telling people we are an item!"

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/tank17.jpg



Subsim skipper attempts to drive tank and spots an aircraft.

[kiwi_2005]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg


No! For the last time it takes Eight Zimbabweans to change a lightbulb!!!

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg

I try to get out, but they keep DRAGGIN' me back IN!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg

Some cracker stole all my bling!

[rifleman13]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg
I have eight bodyguards! Yes, eight! And all of them are incompetent bumbling fools! :arrgh!:

[joegrundman]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg


"There's a pink thing on the end of my finger? What are you talking about, you fool!"

[Jimbuna]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg

Of course these are my own teeth!!

[rifleman13]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/tank17.jpg
Military experiment on the feasibility of burrowing, subterranean tanks...

[Jimbuna]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1417/brownbigzf0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What do I think of Tony Blair?

hehe

Do you really want to know?

[Platapus]

Hey! that's dirty!!
:up:

[Jimbuna]

Hey! that's dirty!!
:up:

All down to individual perception I'd say. :D

Unless of course it was an animated gif :hmm:

[Safe-Keeper]

Some cracker stole all my bling!:rotfl:

[Task Force]

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/Riat2002/G222/Accident/G222FlamesPouringAlongFuselage.jpg
I told you to get the fat woman from the circus out from the front.
or I guess I funked driveing school huh.

To all the rest of you... :rotfl:

[Task Force]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg

I told you Im claustrophobic.:p

[TarJak]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg
Have you ever tried to eat a Whopper burger without thumbs?

[Task Force]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg
I like pink nail polish but I just ran out.:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5797/funny0472yr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Look Daddy...I brought your favourite toy along.

[McBeck]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/tank17.jpg


Subsim skipper attempts to drive tank and spots an aircraft.
HAHAHAHAH!!!

[Fincuan]

http://www.savonsanomat.fi/multimedia/dynamic/00048/stubbi_48085b.jpg

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.savonsanomat.fi/multimedia/dynamic/00048/stubbi_48085b.jpg

A black woman is shaking my hand? This is absurd...

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg

THE ALIENS... THEY TOOK OUR FINGERNAILS, AND THEN ATE THEM... JESUS, IT WAS HORRIBLE.

[Jimbuna]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3263/helicopter20sharkau3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Fishing...The military way.

[rifleman13]

http://www.savonsanomat.fi/multimedia/dynamic/00048/stubbi_48085b.jpg
So it's true... She's a very, very, very cold woman! :arrgh!:

[rifleman13]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3263/helicopter20sharkau3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
New film due to be released in Winter 2009...... BLACK HAWK vs. JAWS! :arrgh!:

[McBeck]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3263/helicopter20sharkau3.jpg

OK.....WHO PUT SHARK BAIT IN MY SUIT?!?!?!?

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3263/helicopter20sharkau3.jpg


Wait! You dropped your goggles!

[Oberon]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3263/helicopter20sharkau3.jpg

"I think we're gonna need a bigger chopper..."

[Task Force]

http://www.savonsanomat.fi/multimedia/dynamic/00048/stubbi_48085b.jpg
Hey honey wana go in my office.;)

[Task Force]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3263/helicopter20sharkau3.jpg
I dont know why that guy said he was being attacked by a shark. I dont see one.

[Jimbuna]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3263/helicopter20sharkau3.jpg


Tig....your turn now.

[VipertheSniper]

That heli shark pic is a really nice photoshop.

[STEED]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3263/helicopter20sharkau3.jpg

Get away from me you cock sucking shark.

[Platapus]

"I think we're gonna need a bigger chopper..."


That's the winner. Well done. :up:

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.savonsanomat.fi/multimedia/dynamic/00048/stubbi_48085b.jpg

HONEY! It's not what you think!

[STEED]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1417/brownbigzf0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

"I take it all from the Middle Class then squeeze them dry and give all the money away to scum of the earth."

No truer word said by our rotten Prime Minister.

[Mikhayl]

http://www.savonsanomat.fi/multimedia/dynamic/00048/stubbi_48085b.jpg
"Look mom, my fake smile is bigger than hers !"

[STEED]

http://www.moonbattery.com/robert-mugabe-spaz.jpg

"I gorged myself in the blood of my enemy's and eat there hearts for breakfast."

[STEED]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6082/141363690881b8f9498lx5.jpg

Tony Blair: Are bloody hell shes doing her Basking shark routine again.

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6082/141363690881b8f9498lx5.jpg

An excellent example of the most marked gender-difference between men and women.

[Stealth Hunter]

http://ghostoftj.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/bill-bojangles-robinson-big.jpg

[fatty]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1417/brownbigzf0.jpg
The loose four-finger grip gives me the best sensation.

[Mikhayl]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7752/billbojanglesrobinsonbilo5.jpg

[TarJak]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3263/helicopter20sharkau3.jpg
You never said they could fly!

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6082/141363690881b8f9498lx5.jpg
Honey, you've never done that with me!

http://ghostoftj.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/bill-bojangles-robinson-big.jpg
Li'l missy I aint never gon play dress ups with you again. Ah look like a damn fool in these here clothes.

[Jimbuna]

http://ghostoftj.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/bill-bojangles-robinson-big.jpg

Honey, when you've experienced black....there's no going back.

[Jimbuna]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6082/141363690881b8f9498lx5.jpg

So that's where she hid the car keys.

[Jimbuna]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/1484/gwbushql2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

This should be a piece of cake.

[rifleman13]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/1484/gwbushql2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Uhhhhh....??? What are we doing again??? :roll:

[HunterICX]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/1484/gwbushql2.jpg

Carrier Crew#1: What did he achieve?
Carrier Crew#2: He completed Ace Combat 5 on the Playstation2

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/1484/gwbushql2.jpg

Will one of you guys just tell him that we were joking!!

[kurtz]

http://ghostoftj.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/bill-bojangles-robinson-big.jpg
..and when I'm President you can be Vice President!

[Mikhayl]

LOL Kurtz :rotfl:

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj109/flyboogie29/funny.jpg

[STEED]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/1484/gwbushql2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

"I'm going show you boys how to bomb the sh*t out of Iran and any other mother who wants to mess with me."

[SUBMAN1]

That pic is from Sub Base Bangor - Near Seattle WA.

-S

[SUBMAN1]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/tank17.jpg


Subsim skipper attempts to drive tank and spots an aircraft. HAHAHAHAH!!!I second that! :up:

-S

[Jimbuna]

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj109/flyboogie29/funny.jpg

You better tell your mom...you've got a piece missing.

[STEED]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg
Dear Comrade I am not going to shave my bushy mustache off as its pure bloody girl bait.

[Jimbuna]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg

Just a few more dots to join up and the picture of the cat will be finished and I can go out to play.

[Sailor Steve]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg

...and I want a kitty, and a fire truck, and Hitler's head on a platter, and a toy airplane...

[Tango589]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg

Dear diary, I have no friends so I shall talk to you.

[Jimbuna]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg

What if she knows I'm a psychotic mad man and doesn't bother to reply.

[Jimbuna]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg

STEED my darling, it sems so long ago since we last met and walked hand in hand along the banks of the Volga.

[STEED]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg

STEED my darling, it sems so long ago since we last met and walked hand in hand along the banks of the Volga.

pardon! :o

[STEED]

http://www.worldtrek.org/odyssey/mideast/012900/images/tanks_bg.jpg

Jimbuna caught on camera doing his modern art routine again.

[STEED]

http://www.dance-supreme.de/inhalt/galerie/Police2.jpg

America jazzes up there new police force for the 21st century.

[kurtz]

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj109/flyboogie29/funny.jpg


Yeah well, I've got of one of these and when I grow up it means I'm going to have as many as what you've got in your pants as I want!"

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.worldtrek.org/odyssey/mideast/012900/images/tanks_bg.jpg

Yes, ma'am, with one of these little beauties you'll never have to be afraid of no truckers ever again! Gas mileage? Just take a look at those treads! Never have to worry about a flat! Never have to worry about thieves stealin' yer tires! Changin' the oil? Just look at that steel! Never have to worry about no gun-totin' gang-bangers! Never have to worry about yer neighbor's braggin' up their SUV's. Yessiree, li'l lady, this is just the baby fer you...

[Jimbuna]

http://www.worldtrek.org/odyssey/mideast/012900/images/tanks_bg.jpg

Also available in white...please use the special order form.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.dance-supreme.de/inhalt/galerie/Police2.jpg

You put your left leg in
Your left leg out
In out in out
Shake it all about

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg

What I'm Going To Do Today:

1) Eat breakfast above all those peasants.
2) Execute a few thousand Jews.
3) Execute a few thousand from the political prisons.
4) Check the progress with the war.
5) Eat lunch with my cat, Mr. Jingles, above all those peasants.
6) Execute a few thousand Jews.
7) Execute a few thousand from the political prisons.
8) Play a game of RISK and conquer the world.
9) Eat dinner above all those peasants.
10) Go to bed.

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg



Glorious comrade Stalin demonstrates features of latest Soviet breakthrough in word-processing computer.

[STEED]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg



Glorious comrade Stalin demonstrates features of latest Soviet breakthrough in word-processing computer.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :up:

[Jimbuna]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2271/batmanzo4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Now where did I leave my set of wheels.

[Sailor Steve]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2271/batmanzo4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Holy Weight-Watchers, Batman! Alfred's gonna have to start monitoring your dessert intake!

[STEED]

Heres some interesting ones for you to have fun with.


http://cn.autoblog.com/images/2006/05/aygo-football-top-gear.jpg
Team Top Gear thrashes the pants off the Chinese at the Olympic games in China.

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/aliens.jpg
I'm back baby, give us a kiss.

http://bostonist.com/attachments/boston_caroline/051507_road_rage.jpg
SUBMAN1 seen bashing the hell out of his smart car after it told him time to loose some weight.

http://www.josephprep.com/BioChemical/images/nuclear_explosion.jpg
Man explodes after eating the worlds hottest curry.

http://www.donaldsensing.com/Pix/0502/USAF_1st_Aircraft_Carrier.jpg
American Navy goes Green.

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.donaldsensing.com/Pix/0502/USAF_1st_Aircraft_Carrier.jpg

Yes, for the right price, you too can have it all. It goes right well with that tank I sold you!:sunny:

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://www.josephprep.com/BioChemical/images/nuclear_explosion.jpg
Weaponization potential of a small amount of SUBMAN1 combined with a controversial thread.


edit-darn it. I know how to make that caption good, I just can't seem to do it.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/aliens.jpg

What do you mean "Have I brushed my teeth this morning"

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.donaldsensing.com/Pix/0502/USAF_1st_Aircraft_Carrier.jpg

Democracy Kicks In

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://www.donaldsensing.com/Pix/0502/USAF_1st_Aircraft_Carrier.jpg


U.S. Navy attempts to use U.S. housing market as a strategic deterrant.

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3263/helicopter20sharkau3.jpg

"WAIT! Jack, can't I come with you...?"
"Sorry, Mr. Tingles, but ours is a love that can never be... I'll never forget you."

[rifleman13]

http://www.donaldsensing.com/Pix/0502/USAF_1st_Aircraft_Carrier.jpg
Global Power Projection from your own backyard... :lol:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.donaldsensing.com/Pix/0502/USAF_1st_Aircraft_Carrier.jpg


"Incoming flight due........Lower the Gazeebo"

[Biggles]

http://www.donaldsensing.com/Pix/0502/USAF_1st_Aircraft_Carrier.jpg


"Incoming flight due........Lower the Gazeebo"
U.S.S Greenpeace?


Meh, I'd better wait till an easier picture...

[HunterICX]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/7656/0f87fe361912c2cff18f0e8xj2.jpg
''Thats the last time I eat Spicy Mexican food!''

[JHuschke]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/7656/0f87fe361912c2cff18f0e8xj2.jpg
''Thats the last time I eat Spicy Mexican food!'' Okay..okay..not eating spicy Mexican food!! :o

[STEED]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/7656/0f87fe361912c2cff18f0e8xj2.jpg
''Thats the last time I eat Spicy Mexican food!''


You sick puppy you. :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/7656/0f87fe361912c2cff18f0e8xj2.jpg

Good to know the food went down well.

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/7656/0f87fe361912c2cff18f0e8xj2.jpg

Bloody hell! Everyone was right. I WAS full of it.

[TarJak]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg

To whom it may concern, Could you please turn that bloody star off at a reasonable hour? It is so bright that I wrote this note by its light and I can't get to bloody sleep!

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://www.worldtrek.org/odyssey/mideast/012900/images/tanks_bg.jpg

In Soviet Russia, easter eggs find you!:roll:

[Jimbuna]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6818/hotdogswz4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Nothing beats the real thing.

[HunterICX]

In the United States of America the road just became safer with the new M1A S.U.V

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/1763/1189329631pv3.jpg

*Deal with that scum sticking onto your bumper
*Deal with that scum that apear to be a danger to all others I.E Over-pimped Streetracers
*You can be of support for the Local Police
*Easy re-armament at the local gas stations

**Press Horn to fire main gun**

-try him now at your local dealer

HunterICX

[rifleman13]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/6016/2362484218b738ff4920sb6.jpg
My Dear Comrade Hitler,

I hear reports of your forces on the march on my Western Front. Is this true? Please this is very important for me to know... my idiotic intelligence officers are unreliable as Capitalist pigs... Please write soon... I know they are fine troops just like mine...
I hope you are feeling well...

Hugs and Kisses,
Your Comrade,
Stalin-bear

P.S. Are we still on for our date in Warsaw?

[Jimbuna]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2397/policehj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Go for it...I've got your six.

[Biggles]

Halt! You are now entering bat country. You want to go further down the road...

[Task Force]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6082/141363690881b8f9498lx5.jpg
Ever wonder what realy happend to the shark in jaws. It turnt into a woman.

[Task Force]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6082/141363690881b8f9498lx5.jpg
I told you she had a big mouth.:lol:

[Tango589]

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/6082/141363690881b8f9498lx5.jpg

Jesus, I could lose John Prescott in there!

[Platapus]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2397/policehj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Go for it...I've got your six.


I guess they are practicing in case they need to shoot two Black Labs or something. :nope:

[Jimbuna]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2397/policehj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hey, Bill....have you changed your underwear today ?

[Sailor Steve]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2397/policehj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Tell us where to find Elian Gonzalez and there won't be any trouble.

[Jimbuna]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7075/flookwhatthecopscaught4we2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The distinguishing fetaures gave him away.

[rifleman13]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2397/policehj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
Sir, please halt or we will fire...

[STEED]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2397/policehj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

AMERICA GETS TOUGH ON DOGS CRAPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
If the little bastard so much as s****s over the grass blast it.

[UnderseaLcpl]

AMERICA GETS TOUGH ON DOGS CRAPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
If the little bastard so much as s****s over the grass blast it.

They must really be getting tough if they're looking at cats.

[STEED]

And cats along with any other animal that crosses the line. :lol:

[Jimbuna]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2397/policehj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

You frisk it and I'll cover you.

[STEED]

http://technojunkie.org/funny/media/snipers.jpeg

Should read........"Bloody Angry Sniper at work."

[STEED]

http://technojunkie.org/funny/media/billclinton-sign.jpeg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[STEED]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/what_way_signs.jpg

Just one more road test Mr Smith and if your pass this one you got yourself a full driving license.

[Sailor Steve]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7075/flookwhatthecopscaught4we2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

"HEY! It's a free country! I got a right to have anything I damn well please tattooed on my...

Armed robbery? What armed robbery.

Oh, THAT armed robbery.

You mean this isn't about the...?"

[August]

http://www.worldtrek.org/odyssey/mideast/012900/images/tanks_bg.jpg

In Soviet Russia, easter eggs find you!:roll:

We have a winner!

[Jimbuna]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2397/policehj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Just be careful not to touch its pussy....we don't need any more complaints.

[STEED]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n106/s2000pilot/iraq_roadsigns.jpg

Iraq Tours would like to take the opportunity to tell you all, you will find you body Armour and steel helmets under your seats and in case of low flying bombs all the doors will be kept open for a fast get away if need be.

[STEED]

http://www.amyvangsgard.com/images/T%20Hamburger.jpg
Are top scientist have not been able to work out what the hell this is. :-?

[Jimbuna]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5581/inwarpx1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Typical!!....They told us it hadn't rained here for over a year, so I didn't pack my wet gear.

[STEED]

http://www.calypsodream.ch/images/Gina-Chillie.jpg

We are not amused.

[Jimbuna]

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/3553/97tpeukexbz5xr4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hey, you look like that tool that plays for Man Urd.

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/what_way_signs.jpg

If women were street signs.......

[TarJak]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2397/policehj8.jpg
Don't taze me bro!

[Jimbuna]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7797/busharrowbc9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

...and for my next trick.

[rifleman13]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7797/busharrowbc9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

An attempted assassination attempt that failed: the President apparently has nothing in between...

[Platapus]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7797/busharrowbc9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



I am a wild and crazy guy!

[TarJak]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7797/busharrowbc9.jpg
Ah the whistling sound has stopped!

[rifleman13]

http://www.funnysnaps.com/possum2.jpg

On a deadline... :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Mess with my girl behind my back would you!!

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7738/bombdisposalik8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[rifleman13]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7738/bombdisposalik8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Let's see how'll he react to this! :arrgh!:

[STEED]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/what_way_signs.jpg

If women were street signs.......

LOL :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :up:

[Platapus]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7738/bombdisposalik8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Posting as a former EOD troop that is totally NOT funny.
:lol:

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7738/bombdisposalik8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

You're going to keep working on that thing after I made this delicious lunch for you!??

[TarJak]

http://londonkoreanlinks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/military-marching1.jpgThese boots were made for marching...

[Jimbuna]

http://londonkoreanlinks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/military-marching1.jpg

Right ladies.....clean knickers inspection!!

[STEED]

http://londonkoreanlinks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/military-marching1.jpg

Fourth Reich on the march and one in the eye to the Russians.

[Zayphod]

http://londonkoreanlinks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/military-marching1.jpg

......and a boot to the head.

[Mikhayl]

http://londonkoreanlinks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/military-marching1.jpg
Chinese female troops training hard to kick imperialist asses.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://londonkoreanlinks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/military-marching1.jpg

Sure am glad I did that bikini wax this morning.

[AntEater]

http://www.heraldtimesonline.com/stories/2008/08/11/lb_b5_georgiafighter0811+Z.jpg

Nike airs = 30€
AK-47 = government issue
Having a ride back when the russians are coming = priceless

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.heraldtimesonline.com/stories/2008/08/11/lb_b5_georgiafighter0811+Z.jpg
This is Mischa, trying hard to look like he's riding in a tank, and hoping people don't laugh.

[AVGWarhawk]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7797/busharrowbc9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



It only hurts when I laugh.

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/101876.jpg


It looks like mom. It is as big as she is. Even the same color. It just does not smell like mom. Chip, are you sure this is mom?

[Task Force]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7797/busharrowbc9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
Hhhm nothing in there but ear wax.:lol:

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://londonkoreanlinks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/military-marching1.jpg

Society of Harmonius Fists 2: The Kickboxer Rebellion

[STEED]

http://wolfweb.unr.edu/homepage/ddunham/60-explosions.jpg

Sailor Steve breaks wind first time in 50 years.

[Platapus]

http://londonkoreanlinks.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/military-marching1.jpg



When Rockettes go terribly wrong politically....

[Mush Martin]

http://www.heraldtimesonline.com/stories/2008/08/11/lb_b5_georgiafighter0811+Z.jpg

Road Rage ....its not your problem is it ?

[Mush Martin]

http://www.worldtrek.org/odyssey/mideast/012900/images/tanks_bg.jpg

In Soviet Russia, easter eggs find you!:roll:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Tooo Much:up:


How about this

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-02/weird-tank.jpg

I say old boy have you seen my horse

[Digital_Trucker]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/CandyStranger-1.jpg

Remember when your Mom said not to take candy from strangers?

[Mush Martin]

My eyes ..... Dear God man Have you no decency :o eeewww

( Picture Omitted )
Gumball Rally Rising to Supplant Nascar on americas couch's

[rifleman13]

http://www.heraldtimesonline.com/stories/2008/08/11/lb_b5_georgiafighter0811+Z.jpg
Winner of the Sexiest-Mercenary-of-the-Year Award

[Platapus]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/CandyStranger-1.jpg



Its time to play "Spot the looney" :up:

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/CandyStranger-1.jpg


Honey, I have something to tell you and the kids. It is about my new job for the candy company that I got a position in for hands-on advertising... No dear, me showing up for career day at Sallys elementary school does not seem like a good idea.... Yes dear, the new tie you got me for the first day on the job looked great. However, today turned out to be casual dress day...really casual.

[Jimbuna]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/CandyStranger-1.jpg


Just one small problem dear....something went wrong with the hair colour.

[TarJak]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/CandyStranger-1.jpg

Yeah hi is that vendo-serve? Can you send someone over right away. I've got a blockage!:doh:

[rifleman13]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/CandyStranger-1.jpg
Hey, man! Are you sure this thing's gonna work? The people here keep staring at me!

[NealT]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/CandyStranger-1.jpg

Hey Dad? What happens when you run out of quarters?

[rifleman13]

http://www.worldtrek.org/odyssey/mideast/012900/images/tanks_bg.jpg
The Devil's son's grandson's greatgrandson's Playground...

[NealT]

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/Riat2002/G222/Accident/G222FlamesPouringAlongFuselage.jpg


I told you we were supposed to mount the JATO pack on the REAR of the airplane not mount it FACING THE REAR of the airplane!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/Riat2002/G222/Accident/G222FlamesPouringAlongFuselage.jpg


Are you sure you've flown one of these before!!

[Platapus]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/CandyStranger-1.jpg



Camouflage. Lesson four: What not to do if you want to go unnoticed.

[Platapus]

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/Riat2002/G222/Accident/G222FlamesPouringAlongFuselage.jpg


Uh pilot, "keep the nose down" is something we do on final approach but generally we stop doing that after touchdown.

[TarJak]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg
Obama said what?

[Sailor Steve]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg

THRUMMMMMM!!!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg

I think I just broke my hip... or fractured the right side of my pelvis. It's hard to tell anymore.

[TarJak]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg
And this is my impression of a goldfish!

[TarJak]

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg
Mum! I dropped your wedding ring!

[Stealth Hunter]

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg

TELL THE CHIEF... FLOOD WATERS ARE RISING QUICKLY IN ENGINE ROOM!!

[Platapus]

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg



Bernard, who told you to crack the hatch? Get below and that's an order!

[Jimbuna]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg

I knew hat's been bothering me....I've forgotten to pull my zipper up.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg

Honest mom I'll behave from now on....don't let the sh!t eating monster get me.

[Digital_Trucker]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg

Welcome to the House of Wax, here we have Senator...........
OMG someone turn the air down, he's starting to melt!

[rifleman13]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg

The Effects of Tasering Senior Citizens...

[Sailor Steve]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg

Ernie said WHAT on Fox News?

[Digital_Trucker]

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! The poo-poo pool swallowed my shoes!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/8608/20040704193851ww7.jpg

Watch it, buddy, or I'll poop on your Peterbilt:shifty:
and then I'll send that Sailor Steve fella after ya:|\\
(hint, this picture was taken nowhere near the ocean)

[Sailor Steve]

That isn't by chance the truck stop by the Tooele exit on I-80, is it?

[Jimbuna]

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/8608/20040704193851ww7.jpg

Hey bud....I've been flying for freakin moles. Any chance of hitching a ride.

[Digital_Trucker]

That isn't by chance the truck stop by the Tooele exit on I-80, is it?
And we have a winner:up: I'd just stopped by to visit some of my wife's relatives on the way to Califonia.

[UnderseaLcpl]

http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg


Someone took a picture of me making a stupid face?!!???!!?!!?

[Stealth Hunter]

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/8608/20040704193851ww7.jpg

Yeah, that's right. DON'T LET THE BIRD RIDE ALONG. Really typical of you humans. Do you have ANY idea how hard I work to fly? To support my family? You bastards... GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! GO ON! GET, OR I SH** ON THE CAR RIGHT NOW AND RUN.

[DeepIron]

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/8608/20040704193851ww7.jpg

Psst! Hey buddy... wanna buy a used truck? I got three over there, you can take your pick. Fueled and ready to go. Cash deal only...

[Platapus]

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/8608/20040704193851ww7.jpg


For those who can't afford "the Winged Victory" as a hood ornament, an alternative is available.

[AVGWarhawk]

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/8608/20040704193851ww7.jpg

"Darn it Charlie! I told you to get foul weather navigation instruments. We decend out of the fog in hopes of being at the beach but somehow ended up in Kansas. Don't let me hear any Toto jokes either! Let me guess, you are not going to ask for directions either..."

[Mush Martin]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/mine.jpg

[TarJak]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/obama_mccain.jpeg
I'll let you have a go on the bike later if you let me have a go now.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/08/18/mccainobama_wideweb__470x322,0.jpg
Now I want a fair fight, no kicking gouging or wedgies. Touch gloves and when the bell rings come out fighting!

[Sailor Steve]

That isn't by chance the truck stop by the Tooele exit on I-80, is it?
And we have a winner:up: I'd just stopped by to visit some of my wife's relatives on the way to Califonia.
I thought the bridge on the right and the landscape in general looked familiar. Wasn't absolutely sure though - a lot of places could look like that.

[Platapus]

[quote=Stealth Hunter]http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/8608/20040704193851ww7.jpg


Excuse me, but have you seen Tippi Hedren around here?

[kiwi_2005]

[QUOTE=Platapus][quote=Stealth Hunter]http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/8608/20040704193851ww7.jpg




Yeah that was me in "Finding Nemo" funny thing is i was gonna turn that part down but they offered me my own beach so i thought oh what the hell, boy did i make the right choice dude it gave my acting career a big boast and not to mention more popular with the gulls ya know what i mean. So what im doing now you ask? Well just chilling out with the gang. Later dude.

[Jimbuna]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/obama_mccain.jpeg

Did I leave my underpants in your room last night.

[HunterICX]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/08/18/mccainobama_wideweb__470x322,0.jpg

''Obama, do you take Mr. John Mccain as your husband''
Obama: yes I Do
Mccain: *giggles*

HunterICX

[Digital_Trucker]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/08/18/mccainobama_wideweb__470x322,0.jpg

I think they call this a "jerk circle". Or is it the other way around?

[Jimbuna]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/obama_mccain.jpeg

I think my colostomy bag has detached itself.

[STEED]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/obama_mccain.jpeg

I hear on the grape vine your in to spanking.

[Jimbuna]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/08/18/mccainobama_wideweb__470x322,0.jpg

Oh come on, be nice...pretend he's your father.

[Mush Martin]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e368/MartinPicfix/Image36.jpg
Zoologist aggravating orangutangs with communications attempts.

[STEED]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/08/18/mccainobama_wideweb__470x322,0.jpg

Get your filthy hand off me you dirty ape. ;)

[HunterICX]

*John Mccain sees Jimbuna's Post count*
http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg

HunterICX

[UnderseaLcpl]

*John Mccain sees Jimbuna's Post count*
http://ronpaulblogs.com/files/2008/03/mccain_wow.jpg

HunterICX


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

*John Mccain sees Jimbuna's Post count*


HunterICX

Kaas Kop

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/3624/kaaskopov0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

For those that don't understand the Cloggie lingo = Cheese Head :lol:

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/3624/kaaskopov0.jpg

Hi, my name is Dave Cieslewicz. I haven't stopped drinking beer since Brett left.
Better back up, I'm about to do a face-plant:D

[Jimbuna]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1311/uglysr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hey, you...yeah you, the guy sitting in the front row on the left!!

Who the hell are you calling 'ugly'!!

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1311/uglysr5.jpg

Quiet, class. My name is Mr. Rogers and I'll be your teacher for Sex-Ed 101.

[Biggles]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/obama_mccain.jpeg
"My eyes....are up here..."

[Platapus]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1311/uglysr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



My eyes are burning. I am scarred for life because of that picture.

[Jimbuna]

My eyes are burning. I am scarred for life because of that picture.

You and me both :lol:

http://prayerthoughts.com/Images/Animated_blind_man_hg_clr.gif

[Biggles]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1311/uglysr5.jpg


"Why yes, I DO like photoshop."

[Jimbuna]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1311/uglysr5.jpg

There is only one ridiculous looking character in this room as far as I can ascertain.

[AntEater]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/965/d0ffc181c4tj5.jpg

[Digital_Trucker]

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/2421/d0ffc181c4tj5copylc2.jpg

[Mush Martin]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/tank17.jpg



:|\\What are we gonna tell your dad?