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Jimbuna
01-10-10, 09:26 AM
Hmmm...:hmmm: I don't get it!
A clue: Think of Monica Lewinsky.
http://static.flickr.com/99/284710080_9af825b77b_m.jpg
Give that girl a cigar!
Jimbuna
01-11-10, 03:31 PM
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/13/20070804-MonicaLewinskyCigar.jpg
Give that girl a cigar!
I think she got a lot more than that :DL
http://www.funatiq.com/images/mcdonalds-britney.jpg
Maybe she got a cookie!
Jimbuna
01-12-10, 03:33 PM
Monica Lewinsky was walking in the countryside when she spotted an old lamp in the undergrowth. It was covered in mud but as she began to rub the dirt off,a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.
"I am the genie of the lamp,"it announced,"and I grant you one wish."
Monica thought for a few moments. She was famous and wealthy so what could she ask for? Then an idea came to her.
"I know," she said,"could you make these love handles disappear?"
"Of course!" replied the genie and whoosh! her ears fell off!
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2430/thgenie9hyoj8gx1.gif
Jim, mate. The thread is called "AWESOME jokes". :O:
http://www.funatiq.com/images/mcdonalds-britney.jpg
Maybe she got a cookie!
No, I'm pretty sure she got a mouthful of presidential c**k. :hmmm:
PS. Neal, you REALLY have to put that word to the blocked list. ****ewulf is blocked, so why not that other word for rooster too?
Col. Caldwell
01-12-10, 04:14 PM
No, I'm pretty sure she got a mouthful of presidential c**k. :hmmm:
PS. Neal, you REALLY have to put that word to the blocked list. ****ewulf is blocked, so why not that other word for rooster too?
lol Maybe you should change that to presidential cookies? :rotfl2:
Jimbuna
01-12-10, 04:15 PM
Jim, mate. The thread is called "AWESOME jokes". :O:
Alright...you asked for it :DL
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said . . .
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
Arclight
01-13-10, 04:41 AM
Much better. :rotfl2:
And now we return to our normal programming:
http://www.daimenhutchison.com/phpbb3/download/file.php?avatar=2623_1254966105.jpg
Well helloooo there Mr. Pickle!
Jimbuna
01-15-10, 06:02 AM
And now we return to our normal programming:
http://www.daimenhutchison.com/phpbb3/download/file.php?avatar=2623_1254966105.jpg
Well helloooo there Mr. Pickle!
I hope that'll be enough toilet roll there on the table after he's finished all that :o
Arclight
01-15-10, 06:13 AM
Damn thing is bigger than his head. :o
bookworm_020
01-16-10, 08:20 PM
http://www.daimenhutchison.com/phpbb3/download/file.php?avatar=2623_1254966105.jpg
Space cadet cleared for action!
Jimbuna
01-17-10, 11:34 AM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/7b21f7e0bb0f6257792fce4a9e7f7375.jpg
Vacancy....for one window display dresser.
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/7b21f7e0bb0f6257792fce4a9e7f7375.jpg
"Hey mate! Are those your balls down there?"
Task Force
01-17-10, 10:57 PM
http://www.daimenhutchison.com/phpbb3/download/file.php?avatar=2623_1254966105.jpg
NOM NOM NOM!!!
http://www.daimenhutchison.com/phpbb3/download/file.php?avatar=2623_1254966105.jpg
Over the teeth, past the gums, look out stomach, here it comes!:dead:
Task Force
01-18-10, 01:29 AM
http://www.daimenhutchison.com/phpbb3/download/file.php?avatar=2623_1254966105.jpg
Well, thats one way to choke on meat.
or
Burger king aint got nuttin on dis.
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