Lets start an 'advice for life' thread - Page 3

Tango589 · 10-12-13, 10:50 PM

Eagles may fly high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!

Jimbuna · 10-13-13, 05:13 AM

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Cybermat47 · 10-13-13, 05:15 AM

Don't get mad, get even.

Originally said by FDR I believe.

Jimbuna · 10-13-13, 05:40 AM

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Sailor Steve · 10-13-13, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Was I the only one that got this?

Stressed = dessertS

Tacocat = tacocaT

Did anyone not get something that obvious?

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Yeah but mine was a genuine PALINDROME

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

It's true. I should know.

Platapus · 10-13-13, 07:12 AM

Blessed is the man who earns the love of an old dog.

Jimbuna · 10-13-13, 08:41 AM

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

Wolferz · 10-13-13, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Blessed is the man who earns the love of an old dog.

I can hear you now...

"Bring me my beer bitch!"

Oh, and, barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen getting a man his supper is NOT a job description for modern day women. No matter how much the GOP espouses it.

Tango589 · 10-13-13, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Which two on a sheep ranch?

Hey, damn it, I'm NOT Welsh! (or Kiwi for that matter)

Never belong to a club that would have you as a member!

Jimbuna · 10-13-13, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

The usual culprits on the same thread?? All 4 ONE!

A bigger basket mon ami

and ONE 4 ALL

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Lest you be 'dismembered'

...

(a little more off the top Francois)

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

I married a divorce atty: Philosophically: I'm content; I can run but I can't hide! And I'd just die tired anyway!

Advice for life on SubSim....Learn to use the multi quote button.

Sailor Steve · 10-13-13, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Never belong to a club that would have you as a member!

I learned long ago to apply Groucho's famous quote to my own life. I have my standards. I would never date a woman who would go out with me.

Platapus · 10-13-13, 11:34 AM

Two rules in life

1. Don't sweat the small stuff
2. Everything is small stuff

Red October1984 · 10-13-13, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Did anyone not get something that obvious?

Well I didn't notice that it even registered with anybody...

Jimbuna · 10-13-13, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Well I didn't notice that it even registered with anybody...

Always trust in the force whilst trying to block out the repetitive background noise.

Wolferz · 10-13-13, 02:14 PM

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
If you don't take it out and use it
It's going to rust

10-12-13, 10:50 PM	#31
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Eagles may fly high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-13-13, 05:13 AM	#32
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-13-13, 05:15 AM	#33
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Don't get mad, get even. Originally said by FDR I believe. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

10-13-13, 05:40 AM	#34
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-13-13, 07:12 AM	#36
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,391 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Blessed is the man who earns the love of an old dog. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-13-13, 08:41 AM	#37
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-13-13, 11:34 AM	#42
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,391 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Two rules in life 1. Don't sweat the small stuff 2. Everything is small stuff __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-13-13, 02:14 PM	#45
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Ashes to ashes Dust to dust If you don't take it out and use it It's going to rust __________________ Tomorrow never comes