Lets start an 'advice for life' thread - Page 2

Jimbuna · 10-12-13, 02:58 PM

None of us is as clever as all of us.

Wolferz · 10-12-13, 03:02 PM

Don't take the yellow acid man.

TarJak · 10-12-13, 05:01 PM

I thought the yellow acid was ok. It's the brown stuff you gotta watch out for.

If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and swims like a duck, its most likely to be a duck.

Tchocky · 10-12-13, 05:06 PM

Never get the extended warranty.

frau kaleun · 10-12-13, 05:10 PM

When Mister Safety Catch is not on, Mister Crossbow is not your friend.

Tchocky · 10-12-13, 05:11 PM

Verbatim from my Dad.

"Son, if you ever get married, don't"

Oberon · 10-12-13, 05:20 PM

Platapus · 10-12-13, 06:12 PM

There is no "I" in Team.

Looks like there is no "U" either.

Platapus · 10-12-13, 06:13 PM

Remember, you can't spell Failure
without URA.

Oberon · 10-12-13, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

There is no "I" in Team.

Looks like there is no "U" either.

But there is a "ME" if you look carefully enough.

EDIT: Also, Stressed spelt backwards is Desserts.

Tango589 · 10-12-13, 08:05 PM

If it's your turn to buy a round, nip to the gents'.

frau kaleun · 10-12-13, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

Stressed spelt backwards is Desserts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Able was I ere I saw Elba?

Tacocat is not amused.

Red October1984 · 10-12-13, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Tacocat is not amused.

Was I the only one that got this?

Stressed = dessertS

Tacocat = tacocaT

Tango589 · 10-12-13, 09:36 PM

no, I got it too!

fireftr18 · 10-12-13, 10:10 PM

Do not attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity.

10-12-13, 02:58 PM	#16
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	None of us is as clever as all of us. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-12-13, 03:02 PM	#17
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Don't take the yellow acid man. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

10-12-13, 05:06 PM	#19
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Never get the extended warranty. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

10-12-13, 05:11 PM	#21
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Verbatim from my Dad. "Son, if you ever get married, don't" __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

10-12-13, 06:12 PM	#23
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,391 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	There is no "I" in Team. Looks like there is no "U" either. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-12-13, 05:01 PM	#18
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I thought the yellow acid was ok. It's the brown stuff you gotta watch out for. If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and swims like a duck, its most likely to be a duck.

10-12-13, 05:10 PM	#20
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	When Mister Safety Catch is not on, Mister Crossbow is not your friend.

10-12-13, 05:20 PM	#22
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20

10-12-13, 06:13 PM	#24
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,391 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Remember, you can't spell Failure without URA. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-12-13, 08:05 PM	#26
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	If it's your turn to buy a round, nip to the gents'. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-12-13, 09:36 PM	#29
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	no, I got it too! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-12-13, 10:10 PM	#30
fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,528 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	Do not attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity. __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!