Lets start an 'advice for life' thread

Tango589 · 10-12-13, 07:08 AM

I reckon we should start a thread where we can post snippets of advice for all subsimmers to see to help make life a bit more bearable. If possible also post where you reeived this gem of information.

I'll start:

'Keep dry and away from children.'

Seen on the back of a box of matches.

TarJak · 10-12-13, 07:22 AM

Don't post threads like these on subsim. It only encourages them.

Just thought of it after reading your post.

Jimbuna · 10-12-13, 08:02 AM

Agreed.

Having read the post above mine

Platapus · 10-12-13, 08:56 AM

Don't sweat the petty things
Don't pet the sweaty things

Armistead · 10-12-13, 09:20 AM

Be wary of giving advice, wise men don't need it, fools won't heed it!

Platapus · 10-12-13, 09:35 AM

Two rules in life

1. Never tell anyone everything that you know
2.

Jimbuna · 10-12-13, 10:26 AM

Keep off the grass.

CaptainHaplo · 10-12-13, 10:27 AM

Never bet on a horse named "Slowpoke".

Tango589 · 10-12-13, 10:38 AM

Never wear a hat with fruit on.

August · 10-12-13, 12:28 PM

"You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim"

Tchocky · 10-12-13, 12:30 PM

When a sign says “Do not feed the bears,” man, you better not feed the bears.

Rhodes · 10-12-13, 01:25 PM

Always drink good red wine at meal!

Red October1984 · 10-12-13, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Don't sweat the petty things
Don't pet the sweaty things

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Two rules in life

1. Never tell anyone everything that you know
2.

I like those.

Tango589 · 10-12-13, 01:45 PM

If you haven't got protection, tie her legs together!

Discussed during a drunken week-end in Paris

STEED · 10-12-13, 02:38 PM

Don't eat yellow snow!

10-12-13, 07:08 AM	#1
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Lets start an 'advice for life' thread I reckon we should start a thread where we can post snippets of advice for all subsimmers to see to help make life a bit more bearable. If possible also post where you reeived this gem of information. I'll start: 'Keep dry and away from children.' Seen on the back of a box of matches. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-12-13, 08:02 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,446 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Agreed. Having read the post above mine __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-12-13, 08:56 AM	#4
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Don't sweat the petty things Don't pet the sweaty things __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-12-13, 09:20 AM	#5
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Be wary of giving advice, wise men don't need it, fools won't heed it! __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

10-12-13, 09:35 AM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Two rules in life 1. Never tell anyone everything that you know 2. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-12-13, 07:22 AM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Don't post threads like these on subsim. It only encourages them. Just thought of it after reading your post.

10-12-13, 10:26 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,446 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Keep off the grass. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-12-13, 10:27 AM	#8
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Never bet on a horse named "Slowpoke". __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

10-12-13, 10:38 AM	#9
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Never wear a hat with fruit on. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-12-13, 12:28 PM	#10
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Slim" __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

10-12-13, 12:30 PM	#11
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	When a sign says “Do not feed the bears,” man, you better not feed the bears. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

10-12-13, 01:25 PM	#12
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,515 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Always drink good red wine at meal! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

10-12-13, 01:45 PM	#14
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	If you haven't got protection, tie her legs together! Discussed during a drunken week-end in Paris __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-12-13, 02:38 PM	#15
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Don't eat yellow snow! __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!