Lets start an 'advice for life' thread

Platapus · 10-12-13, 08:56 AM

Don't sweat the petty things
Don't pet the sweaty things

Armistead · 10-12-13, 09:20 AM

Be wary of giving advice, wise men don't need it, fools won't heed it!

Platapus · 10-12-13, 09:35 AM

Two rules in life

1. Never tell anyone everything that you know
2.

Jimbuna · 10-12-13, 10:26 AM

Keep off the grass.

CaptainHaplo · 10-12-13, 10:27 AM

Never bet on a horse named "Slowpoke".

Tango589 · 10-12-13, 10:38 AM

Never wear a hat with fruit on.

August · 10-12-13, 12:28 PM

"You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim"

10-12-13, 08:56 AM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,445 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Don't sweat the petty things Don't pet the sweaty things __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-12-13, 09:20 AM	#2
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Be wary of giving advice, wise men don't need it, fools won't heed it! __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

10-12-13, 09:35 AM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,445 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Two rules in life 1. Never tell anyone everything that you know 2. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-12-13, 10:26 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Keep off the grass. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-12-13, 10:27 AM	#5
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,405 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Never bet on a horse named "Slowpoke". __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

10-12-13, 10:38 AM	#6
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,378 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Never wear a hat with fruit on. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

10-12-13, 12:28 PM	#7
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,258 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Slim" __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.