Falklands/Malvinas latest, help from God sought.

[CaptainHaplo]

Originally Posted by Twin Screws

I doubt many men have kissed her at all, apart from blind ones.

Actually, she isn't bad looking for her age. I would say she probably was a bit of a hottie in her time. Dumb as a brick then and now - or maybe not. I don't know her. But say what you want - she is better looking than Merkel!

[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by Tribesman

Herr Berbunch, you could have got them to do an open air christening in Galway, just dip the baby in the river jordan.
Might be a bit cold yet though.

That couldn't be any worse that the service we received.

To start with the vicar was having a fag outside the main door when the guests were arriving. He said it'd last 25 minutes, but there'd be some humerous parts in there - it lasted just over 10, fortunately, and there was absolutely nothing funny. He started by saying it wasn't a Christening, as the parents didn't come to church, but a thanksgiving for the birth of the baby, and promptly forgot the child's name each and every time (maybe this was what he thought passed for humour?). He said that in previous times the women weren't allowed to go home from the hospital, but had to go to church first as they were 'unclean' - so mother's are inherently unclean? Did all mothers throughout time give birth in a hospital? (We had a home-birth, much better)

Part of the service was a passage about 'bringing the children to me, so I can lay my hands on them' - afterwards everyone said they were thinking about Jimmy Savile at this point.

Just dire.

[geetrue]

Originally Posted by CaptainHaplo

Actually, she isn't bad looking for her age. I would say she probably was a bit of a hottie in her time. Dumb as a brick then and now - or maybe not. I don't know her. But say what you want - she is better looking than Merkel!

It's refreshing to find someone that talks good about someone while everyone else is bashing them

[August]

Originally Posted by geetrue

It's refreshing to find someone that talks good about someone while everyone else is bashing them

Agree 100%. People ought to keep their ageism and sexism to their selves.

[Cybermat47]

Originally Posted by Tribesman

Since she is omnipresent she is a citizen of all countries.

God point

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Nippelspanner

Well, Im not into religion nor do I care about any pope but back in the 60's during the cuban missile crisis? Guess who negotiated with the US and Russia. Pope John Paul II.

That was John XXIII. John Paul II became pope in 1978.

That was John XXIII. John Paul II became pope in 1978.

Popes can time travel, its one of the vaticans secrets.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

God point

Keep God out of this

Keep God out of this

But he is allpowerful and everywhere, so must be in this topic somewhere.

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

That was John XXIII. John Paul II became pope in 1978.

Ah, true!
As if Wojtyla would have been pope for such a long time