Mods you're never likely to see.

[fw66]

War Realism mod.

Fully realised land and air campaigns - events occurring miles away from where you are, and too far inland for you to see;

The thrill comes not from taking part in the battles, but realising that someone has spent endless hours, months and even years creating detailed, fully working models land and air units which are now slogging it out across all the theatres of the war! Imagine the rivet by rivet detail of that Panzer as it charges across France, the high resolution texture of the button on the uniform of Field Marshal Montgomery as he sits in his headquarters in the desert - it's all there, and more! With not a single detail spared, this promises to bring unheard of realism to the experience of the war as a whole in sh3.

You have no idea what's going on, but you know its happening - the sense of taking part in a war of epic proportions has never been so real.
Despite the fact that you'll never see any evidence of this mod, you'll know its there and you'll know that you're experiencing a more genuine version of the war than anyone else!

...I don't think so

[JU_88]

How about a McCdonalds 'Sail-thu' mod for when the crew get sick of pork chops and banana with deisel sauce.

[SeaWolf U-57]

How about when your sub gets sunk/destroyed the game cuts to your funeral and all your weeping ship mates. then suddenly you wake up in the shower to start all over again. Oh wait I think that was already used by some TV soap from America about some oil ranchers or such like.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by fw66

War Realism mod.

Fully realised land and air campaigns - events occurring miles away from where you are, and too far inland for you to see;

The thrill comes not from taking part in the battles, but realising that someone has spent endless hours, months and even years creating detailed, fully working models land and air units which are now slogging it out across all the theatres of the war! Imagine the rivet by rivet detail of that Panzer as it charges across France, the high resolution texture of the button on the uniform of Field Marshal Montgomery as he sits in his headquarters in the desert - it's all there, and more! With not a single detail spared, this promises to bring unheard of realism to the experience of the war as a whole in sh3.

You have no idea what's going on, but you know its happening - the sense of taking part in a war of epic proportions has never been so real.
Despite the fact that you'll never see any evidence of this mod, you'll know its there and you'll know that you're experiencing a more genuine version of the war than anyone else!

...I don't think so

Many years ago a joke travelled through the tabletop wargaming world about "IT"! IT was supposed to be the ultimate World War 2 wargame. IT would have a counter for every man who fought in the war. IT would have a counter for each piece of equipment each soldier carried. Every soldier in IT would have a rifle, canteen, helmet, grenades, shoes, socks, underwear and dogtags. Each pilot would have all of his items. Each sailor would have all of his items. And each soldier, sailor, pilot and officer would have a chart showing his skill levels.

IT would have been awesome!

And IT would have been impossible.

But IT's still fun to talk about.

[Oneshot/Onekill]

Well i'm a carnage freak.

How about a mod that enables shark attacks on men in the water.

Or you can actually see your 20mm rounds hitting crewman on other ships and can see them being torn to pieces.

[Damo]

Originally Posted by SeaWolf U-57

How about when your sub gets sunk/destroyed the game cuts to your funeral and all your weeping ship mates. then suddenly you wake up in the shower to start all over again. Oh wait I think that was already used by some TV soap from America about some oil ranchers or such like.

Nice one Oblt. Bobby Ewing....

Originally Posted by fw66

War Realism mod.

Fully realised land and air campaigns - events occurring miles away from where you are, and too far inland for you to see;

The thrill comes not from taking part in the battles, but realising that someone has spent endless hours, months and even years creating detailed, fully working models land and air units which are now slogging it out across all the theatres of the war! Imagine the rivet by rivet detail of that Panzer as it charges across France, the high resolution texture of the button on the uniform of Field Marshal Montgomery as he sits in his headquarters in the desert - it's all there, and more! With not a single detail spared, this promises to bring unheard of realism to the experience of the war as a whole in sh3.

You have no idea what's going on, but you know its happening - the sense of taking part in a war of epic proportions has never been so real.
Despite the fact that you'll never see any evidence of this mod, you'll know its there and you'll know that you're experiencing a more genuine version of the war than anyone else!

...I don't think so

Is this not already in GWX????!!!!! That's lame.......

[Jimbuna]

How about a slide connected from the the conning tower to the deck so the crew can amuse themselves during quiet periods.

Or a pole dancer mod for that annoying piece of iron in the control room.

[mookiemookie]

The "whales humping" ambient sound mod. Your hydrophone checks will never be the same.

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by mookiemookie

The "whales humping" ambient sound mod. Your hydrophone checks will never be the same.

Either that or Russian singing

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Or a pole dancer mod for that annoying piece of iron in the control room.

Done long ago, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Ferret.





What? Not exactly what you had in mind?

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Done long ago, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Ferret.


What? Not exactly what you had in mind?

No, not quite

[fw66]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Done long ago, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Ferret.





What? Not exactly what you had in mind?

"You can leave your hat on" starts up on the gramophone..