Mods you're never likely to see.

Sailor Steve · 11-29-09, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Or a pole dancer mod for that annoying piece of iron in the control room.

Done long ago, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Ferret.

What? Not exactly what you had in mind?

Jimbuna · 11-29-09, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Done long ago, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Ferret.

What? Not exactly what you had in mind?

No, not quite

Draka · 11-29-09, 05:05 PM

I'm waiting for a Mod that will simulate all the crew activities and locations ashore inbetween patrols - ya know, red-light district et al ........

Sailor Steve · 11-29-09, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Draka

I'm waiting for a Mod that will simulate all the crew activities and locations ashore inbetween patrols - ya know, red-light district et al ........

Sorry, your next patrol is cancelled - 18 crewmen in the hospital. They should have stayed away from anyplace called "Dirty Inga's".

Gaijin · 11-29-09, 07:40 PM

Indeed.

A 'GWXXX Herr Rottencrotch Mod v1.0', which randomly decreases crew efficiency in the first two weeks after leaving port.

Of course, after 1943, the 'GWXXX Herr Prichenjabb' Upgrade would have to become available to medic qualified officers.

Kpt. Lehmann · 11-30-09, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Gaijin

Indeed.

A 'GWXXX Herr Rottencrotch Mod v1.0', which randomly decreases crew efficiency in the first two weeks after leaving port.

Of course, after 1943, the 'GWXXX Herr Prichenjabb' Upgrade would have to become available to medic qualified officers.

I think that once a 'crotch-crickets' mod of some sort was considered with variable effects via SH3 Commander.

Oneshot/Onekill · 11-30-09, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

No, not quite

WhoooHooo!!!!!.......Hey anbody got ten 1 dollar bills......She want's a lap dance!

SeaWolf U-57 · 11-30-09, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Oneshot/Onekill

WhoooHooo!!!!!.......Hey anbody got ten 1 dollar bills......She want's a lap dance!

I don't Know you Know that jigging around could be caused by Kpt Lehmann's Crotch Crickets Mod

flag4 · 11-30-09, 11:04 AM

psychosis then sex: these threads are getting really interesting nowadays.

Jimbuna · 11-30-09, 04:20 PM

Mine detection mod

mookiemookie · 11-30-09, 04:34 PM

If you think planes are underpowered, you can always mod in the almighty Catafark!

Ancient Mariner · 11-30-09, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

If you think planes are underpowered, you can always mod in the almighty Catafark!

Gaijin · 11-30-09, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Mine detection mod

What about a 'stupidity detection mod?

frau kaleun · 12-01-09, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Mine detection mod

How about an all-purpose Finding Nemo mod - one where you're sent out to find a sister sub that's gone missing with only one good rudder, and your new 1WO keeps forgetting what you're doing, where you're going, why, who you are, and what a u-boat is?

fw66 · 11-30-09, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Done long ago, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Ferret.

What? Not exactly what you had in mind?

"You can leave your hat on" starts up on the gramophone..

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Draka Lieutenant Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 256 Downloads: 322 Uploads: 0	I'm waiting for a Mod that will simulate all the crew activities and locations ashore inbetween patrols - ya know, red-light district et al ........