The 50 Shades effect

mapuc · 12-02-13, 03:34 PM

Earlier today, during one of my coffee break, I sad an listen to a danish talk radio station.

It was in danish and I will not write everything he told us the listeners about what grown-up did.

He started with a question, how many of us have read this book 50 Shades of Grey and he told os story about grown-up's that had put their intime body parts in things like a toaster and other things.

He told us that there was a huge increase in call to police and fire dept. because people got their intime parts stuck in things or things got stuck in....

While sitting there and listen to what he had to say, my whole face was like this

except my eyes was a lot bigger

You could understand if it was little child who got his or her finger stuck in a toaster a.s.o, but grown-up's !!!

Markus

TarJak · 12-02-13, 03:37 PM

As BossMark would say "There's nowt as queer as folk. "

STEED · 12-02-13, 03:44 PM

Todger in a toaster!

Herr-Berbunch · 12-02-13, 04:05 PM

Well I'm not one to boast, so I'll just leave a picture.

Cybermat47 · 12-02-13, 05:53 PM

They're turning it into a movie

mapuc · 12-02-13, 05:56 PM

I haven't read the book and I'm not going to. This type of story is not my type of tea

Markus

Herr-Berbunch · 12-02-13, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

They're turning it into a movie

What? Me and the toaster? She said it would be private, just between us.

u crank · 12-02-13, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Well I'm not one to boast, so I'll just leave a picture.

Show off.

Jimbuna · 12-03-13, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Well I'm not one to boast, so I'll just leave a picture.

CaptainHaplo · 12-03-13, 08:05 AM

The "kink" community has been dealing with the "fallout" from 50 shades for quite some time. People who think that the book reflects accurately on "the lifestyle" show up to munches and events with nary a clue.

Sadly, a book about a mentally ill millionaire who engages in kink as his own personal "therapy" - as told by the person he engages with - is simply not a good representation of the BDSM world.

Were the main "dom" character a real life person, I can tell you that I do not know of a community in the world that would be accepting of him as portrayed.

d@rk51d3 · 12-02-13, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

What? Me and the toaster? She said it would be private, just between us.

Well, that plug is looking rather worn.

Red October1984 · 12-02-13, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

What? Me and the toaster? She said it would be private, just between us.

There was a guy on 1000 Ways to Die one time who was in the hospital for this very reason.

He died because he tried to shove the dull end of a handful of syringes where the sun don't shine.

IDIOT!

Armistead · 12-02-13, 10:37 PM

A toaster, you've got be kidding. I can't believe what some people do. How do you even fit it in a toaster?...a vacuum cleaner I could understand...

Wolferz · 12-03-13, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

A toaster, you've got be kidding. I can't believe what some people do. How do you even fit it in a toaster?...a vacuum cleaner I could understand...

OK Doofy. You've cleaned enough for one day.

Herr-Berbunch · 12-03-13, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

A toaster, you've got be kidding. I can't believe what some people do. How do you even fit it in a toaster?...a vacuum cleaner I could understand...

That's why I showed the toaster I did (NO! Not like that!) as it's more accommodating. I occasionally used to fix them, but I swear I never broke them!

12-02-13, 03:34 PM	#1
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	The 50 Shades effect Earlier today, during one of my coffee break, I sad an listen to a danish talk radio station. It was in danish and I will not write everything he told us the listeners about what grown-up did. He started with a question, how many of us have read this book 50 Shades of Grey and he told os story about grown-up's that had put their intime body parts in things like a toaster and other things. He told us that there was a huge increase in call to police and fire dept. because people got their intime parts stuck in things or things got stuck in.... While sitting there and listen to what he had to say, my whole face was like this except my eyes was a lot bigger You could understand if it was little child who got his or her finger stuck in a toaster a.s.o, but grown-up's !!! Markus

12-02-13, 03:44 PM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Todger in a toaster! __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Well I'm not one to boast, so I'll just leave a picture. __________________

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Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	They're turning it into a movie __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

12-03-13, 08:05 AM	#10
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	The "kink" community has been dealing with the "fallout" from 50 shades for quite some time. People who think that the book reflects accurately on "the lifestyle" show up to munches and events with nary a clue. Sadly, a book about a mentally ill millionaire who engages in kink as his own personal "therapy" - as told by the person he engages with - is simply not a good representation of the BDSM world. Were the main "dom" character a real life person, I can tell you that I do not know of a community in the world that would be accepting of him as portrayed. __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

12-02-13, 03:37 PM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	As BossMark would say "There's nowt as queer as folk. "

12-02-13, 05:56 PM	#6
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	I haven't read the book and I'm not going to. This type of story is not my type of tea Markus

12-02-13, 10:37 PM	#13
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	A toaster, you've got be kidding. I can't believe what some people do. How do you even fit it in a toaster?...a vacuum cleaner I could understand... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.