The 50 Shades effect

mapuc · 12-02-13, 03:34 PM

Earlier today, during one of my coffee break, I sad an listen to a danish talk radio station.

It was in danish and I will not write everything he told us the listeners about what grown-up did.

He started with a question, how many of us have read this book 50 Shades of Grey and he told os story about grown-up's that had put their intime body parts in things like a toaster and other things.

He told us that there was a huge increase in call to police and fire dept. because people got their intime parts stuck in things or things got stuck in....

While sitting there and listen to what he had to say, my whole face was like this

except my eyes was a lot bigger

You could understand if it was little child who got his or her finger stuck in a toaster a.s.o, but grown-up's !!!

Markus

TarJak · 12-02-13, 03:37 PM

As BossMark would say "There's nowt as queer as folk. "

STEED · 12-02-13, 03:44 PM

Todger in a toaster!

Herr-Berbunch · 12-02-13, 04:05 PM

Well I'm not one to boast, so I'll just leave a picture.

Cybermat47 · 12-02-13, 05:53 PM

They're turning it into a movie

mapuc · 12-02-13, 05:56 PM

I haven't read the book and I'm not going to. This type of story is not my type of tea

Markus

Cybermat47 · 12-02-13, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mapuc

I haven't read the book and I'm not going to. This type of story is not my type of tea

Markus

I'm shocked that ANYONE would read it, let alone make a movie

Herr-Berbunch · 12-02-13, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

They're turning it into a movie

What? Me and the toaster? She said it would be private, just between us.

u crank · 12-02-13, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Well I'm not one to boast, so I'll just leave a picture.

Show off.

mapuc · 12-02-13, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

I'm shocked that ANYONE would read it, let alone make a movie

Those modern "human" or what they are called, those who tell us. what to wear and read if we want to be "IN" have spoken well about this book and if you want to be "IN" you must read this book or you are outside

I'm glad that I'm outside.

Markus

GoldenRivet · 12-02-13, 08:28 PM

The problem is, women talked... they gossiped... they gabbed... they raved... they flapped their gums about this steamy 50 shades book and decided they were either (a) head over heels for kinky sex/BDSM lifestyle or (b) they decided they thought the book was stupid.

The problem with option a: you don't just decide one day you are into BDSM/kink etc that sort of thing is a lifestyle decision and if you go into it half assed or half cocked... your liable to come out regretting it only having half an ass or half a ... well...

the point being, you dont just tie your partner up and start poking and prodding and sticking things in other things and slapping and tickling and whipping etc. Nor do you normally make a major lifestyle change based solely upon the latest best seller. (or movie or game - otherwise we would all be submarine commanders by now)

the things that take place in those books... these are things which you have to learn to do properly so as to avoid permanent bodily injury, or even death in the process. You and your partner find someone who knows what the hell they are doing, or a group that knows the ins and outs of this sort of business and you learn the ropes. (see what i did there?)

I cant think of anything more embarrassing than to have to go to the hospital to have some object removed from some orifice - unless of course it is being found dead with said object in said orifice.

d@rk51d3 · 12-02-13, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

What? Me and the toaster? She said it would be private, just between us.

Well, that plug is looking rather worn.

Red October1984 · 12-02-13, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

What? Me and the toaster? She said it would be private, just between us.

There was a guy on 1000 Ways to Die one time who was in the hospital for this very reason.

He died because he tried to shove the dull end of a handful of syringes where the sun don't shine.

IDIOT!

Armistead · 12-02-13, 10:37 PM

A toaster, you've got be kidding. I can't believe what some people do. How do you even fit it in a toaster?...a vacuum cleaner I could understand...

TarJak · 12-03-13, 01:24 AM

Armistead your wife wants her Hoover back.

12-02-13, 03:34 PM	#1
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	The 50 Shades effect Earlier today, during one of my coffee break, I sad an listen to a danish talk radio station. It was in danish and I will not write everything he told us the listeners about what grown-up did. He started with a question, how many of us have read this book 50 Shades of Grey and he told os story about grown-up's that had put their intime body parts in things like a toaster and other things. He told us that there was a huge increase in call to police and fire dept. because people got their intime parts stuck in things or things got stuck in.... While sitting there and listen to what he had to say, my whole face was like this except my eyes was a lot bigger You could understand if it was little child who got his or her finger stuck in a toaster a.s.o, but grown-up's !!! Markus

12-02-13, 03:44 PM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Todger in a toaster! __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

12-02-13, 04:05 PM	#4
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Well I'm not one to boast, so I'll just leave a picture. __________________

12-02-13, 05:53 PM	#5
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	They're turning it into a movie __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

12-02-13, 08:28 PM	#11
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	The problem is, women talked... they gossiped... they gabbed... they raved... they flapped their gums about this steamy 50 shades book and decided they were either (a) head over heels for kinky sex/BDSM lifestyle or (b) they decided they thought the book was stupid. The problem with option a: you don't just decide one day you are into BDSM/kink etc that sort of thing is a lifestyle decision and if you go into it half assed or half cocked... your liable to come out regretting it only having half an ass or half a ... well... the point being, you dont just tie your partner up and start poking and prodding and sticking things in other things and slapping and tickling and whipping etc. Nor do you normally make a major lifestyle change based solely upon the latest best seller. (or movie or game - otherwise we would all be submarine commanders by now) the things that take place in those books... these are things which you have to learn to do properly so as to avoid permanent bodily injury, or even death in the process. You and your partner find someone who knows what the hell they are doing, or a group that knows the ins and outs of this sort of business and you learn the ropes. (see what i did there?) I cant think of anything more embarrassing than to have to go to the hospital to have some object removed from some orifice - unless of course it is being found dead with said object in said orifice. __________________

12-02-13, 03:37 PM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	As BossMark would say "There's nowt as queer as folk. "

12-02-13, 05:56 PM	#6
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	I haven't read the book and I'm not going to. This type of story is not my type of tea Markus

12-02-13, 10:37 PM	#14
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	A toaster, you've got be kidding. I can't believe what some people do. How do you even fit it in a toaster?...a vacuum cleaner I could understand... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

12-03-13, 01:24 AM	#15
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Armistead your wife wants her Hoover back.