The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

HunterICX · 01-22-10, 03:30 PM

*little language warning*

Arnold is pretty much a winner here..

HunterICX

Jimbuna · 01-22-10, 03:47 PM

"I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating...and it gets everywhere"

Task Force · 01-22-10, 03:58 PM

Lol, good find hunter.

frau kaleun · 01-22-10, 04:08 PM

Can't watch from work with the boss lurking nearby, so just tell me - how many out of 100 were written by George Lucas?

Weiss Pinguin · 01-22-10, 04:41 PM

I'm guessing at least 101

SteamWake · 01-22-10, 04:44 PM

"Are you a Mexican or a Mexicant"

frau kaleun · 01-22-10, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

I'm guessing at least 101

*sigh*

Sounds about right. In the immortal words of Harrison Ford,

"You can type this stuff, George, but you sure as sh*t can't say it!"

frau kaleun · 01-22-10, 05:22 PM

Ya know, some of these, in the context of the complete scene/movie, aren't really that bad.

But taken out of context they're pretty hilarious.

Edit: okay they lost me with the LOTR one because that is the *one* scene in the whole trilogy that always, always, makes me cry.

Yeah, I'm a girl. So sue me. :P

Lord Justice · 01-22-10, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Yeah, I'm a girl. So sue me. :P

Certainly not madame, on the contrary. I beg you please forgive my intrusion. How do you do? One hopes have picked a most appropriate and fitting time, to have the honour.

Might i take this oppertunity to have the great pleasure in saying hello.

Rhodes · 01-22-10, 08:25 PM

The one from flash gordon is a classic one! And why john barrowman still has the cheesiest quote?

frau kaleun · 01-22-10, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 4Para

Certainly not madame, on the contrary. I beg you please forgive my intrusion. How do you do? One hopes have picked a most appropriate and fitting time, to have the honour.

Might i take this oppertunity to have the great pleasure in saying hello.

Thank you, sir, I am doing well and very pleased finally to make your acquaintance in a, shall we say, official manner. Of course I have seen you about the establishment now and again, but being naturally shy and possessed of a somewhat demure demeanor,* have been hesitant to impose myself on your conversations with others until a suitable moment presented itself, which it seems to have done at last.

* The rest of you can stop laughing now, thank you very much.

Lord Justice · 01-22-10, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Thank you, sir, I am doing well and very pleased finally to make your acquaintance in a, shall we say, official manner. Of course I have seen you about the establishment now and again, but being naturally shy and possessed of a somewhat demure demeanor,* have been hesitant to impose myself on your conversations with others until a suitable moment presented itself, which it seems to have done at last.

* The rest of you can stop laughing now, thank you very much.

Why thank you indeed, and the like to you my lady. Well i must confess what joy to have a proper address with such elegance, your delightful charm affords me another source of satisfaction, of which i shall embrace, by offering you a toast, " To good health, and friendship". Ahh vintage wine good stuff, i trust that was fine?? Very well, i should not rather choose to hinder one much longer, now we are sufficently acquainted. I should wish many sensible posts as this.

Bye your leave, Good Day Madame.

lorka42 · 01-23-10, 01:35 AM

I just KNEW that "Get to da choppah!!" was in there lol.

antikristuseke · 01-23-10, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4Para

Why thank you indeed, and the like to you my lady. Well i must confess what joy to have a proper address with such elegance, your delightful charm affords me another source of satisfaction, of which i shall embrace, by offering you a toast, " To good health, and friendship". Ahh vintage wine good stuff, i trust that was fine?? Very well, i should not rather choose to hinder one much longer, now we are sufficently acquainted. I should wish many sensible posts as this.

Bye your leave, Good Day Madame.

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"*

*not saying that the previous posts were anything like that, it just seems funny in my head

frau kaleun · 01-23-10, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"*

01-22-10, 03:30 PM	#1
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time little language warning Arnold is pretty much a winner here.. HunterICX __________________ Last edited by HunterICX; 01-22-10 at 03:41 PM.

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,452 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating...and it gets everywhere" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Lol, good find hunter. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

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Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	I'm guessing at least 101 __________________

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SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Are you a Mexican or a Mexicant" __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Can't watch from work with the boss lurking nearby, so just tell me - how many out of 100 were written by George Lucas?

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Ya know, some of these, in the context of the complete scene/movie, aren't really that bad. But taken out of context they're pretty hilarious. Edit: okay they lost me with the LOTR one because that is the one scene in the whole trilogy that always, always, makes me cry. Yeah, I'm a girl. So sue me. :P

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Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,515 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	The one from flash gordon is a classic one! And why john barrowman still has the cheesiest quote? __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

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lorka42 Planesman Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 190 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 5	I just KNEW that "Get to da choppah!!" was in there lol.