The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

Lord Justice · 01-22-10, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Thank you, sir, I am doing well and very pleased finally to make your acquaintance in a, shall we say, official manner. Of course I have seen you about the establishment now and again, but being naturally shy and possessed of a somewhat demure demeanor,* have been hesitant to impose myself on your conversations with others until a suitable moment presented itself, which it seems to have done at last.

* The rest of you can stop laughing now, thank you very much.

Why thank you indeed, and the like to you my lady. Well i must confess what joy to have a proper address with such elegance, your delightful charm affords me another source of satisfaction, of which i shall embrace, by offering you a toast, " To good health, and friendship". Ahh vintage wine good stuff, i trust that was fine?? Very well, i should not rather choose to hinder one much longer, now we are sufficently acquainted. I should wish many sensible posts as this.

Bye your leave, Good Day Madame.

lorka42 · 01-23-10, 01:35 AM

I just KNEW that "Get to da choppah!!" was in there lol.

antikristuseke · 01-23-10, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by 4Para

Why thank you indeed, and the like to you my lady. Well i must confess what joy to have a proper address with such elegance, your delightful charm affords me another source of satisfaction, of which i shall embrace, by offering you a toast, " To good health, and friendship". Ahh vintage wine good stuff, i trust that was fine?? Very well, i should not rather choose to hinder one much longer, now we are sufficently acquainted. I should wish many sensible posts as this.

Bye your leave, Good Day Madame.

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"*

*not saying that the previous posts were anything like that, it just seems funny in my head

frau kaleun · 01-23-10, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"*

Lord Justice · 01-23-10, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"*

*not saying that the previous posts were anything like that, it just seems funny in my head

Sir, you should quit your post, or perhaps risk general action, but as iam in fine company, then good order must prevail, therfore i should hope i might without difficulty be relieved,

of err my post. Good Day.

Sledgehammer427 · 01-23-10, 10:00 PM

"I am here to kick a$$...and chew bubblegum....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Onkel Neal · 01-23-10, 10:21 PM

Awesome! Some great movies, and if you think you're above cheesy, then why are you on the internets?

VonHesse · 01-24-10, 01:08 AM

All cringe-worthy quotes, to be sure, but I think they missed one. I can't be the only one here who thinks that one of the cheesiest movie quotes of all time is:

"Step away from that bulkhead, Mr. Hirsch. Shockwave from one of these explosions could snap your spine".

I don't think I have to mention the movie, do I?

Pioneer · 01-24-10, 01:34 AM

Are you kidding me? Where the hell is Roy Schneider.

"You're going to need a bigger boat."

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Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Awesome! Some great movies, and if you think you're above cheesy, then why are you on the internets? __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

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Pioneer Stinking drunk in Trinidad Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: AU in the USA Posts: 349 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Are you kidding me? Where the hell is Roy Schneider. "You're going to need a bigger boat." __________________ An AU writer marooned in the USA. The American Pioneer story continues @ www.grantmadden.com Latest publication: Chicken Soup for the Soul Angels and Miracles

01-23-10, 01:35 AM	#2
lorka42 Planesman Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 190 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 5	I just KNEW that "Get to da choppah!!" was in there lol.

01-24-10, 01:08 AM	#8
VonHesse Sailor Man Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Dieser verdammte Platz Posts: 239 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	All cringe-worthy quotes, to be sure, but I think they missed one. I can't be the only one here who thinks that one of the cheesiest movie quotes of all time is: "Step away from that bulkhead, Mr. Hirsch. Shockwave from one of these explosions could snap your spine". I don't think I have to mention the movie, do I?