Important message to all captains from Bdu medical teams.*Swine Flu alert*

Paul Riley · 04-30-09, 07:59 AM

Due to the current swine flu pandemic about to hit the world,its recommended that all captains should discard of all their sausages,pork pies etc,as a precautionary measure only.Emergency ventilation units must also be issued for each man for as long as possible.Any U-Boats running low on emergency Oxygen will therefore need to return to base on the surface only,and resupply as normal.We understand the impractical nature of this.
It is not known if and how many of you may be infected due to your recent activities abroad,yet we urge you all to remain calm,there is no cause for panic at the moment.

Keep up the good work all of you,and...godspeed.

McHibbins · 04-30-09, 08:46 AM

Got enough "Tempotaschentücher"

Paul Riley · 04-30-09, 08:54 AM

Thats good

Shame these iron coffins of ours arent air conditioned,it would ease the concerns of the men a bit.One or two of them have already complained about minor breathing complaints

airwolf48453 · 04-30-09, 11:34 AM

Don't forget if you wake up with a flat nose, pointed ears and a screwy tail or in the middle of the night squealing you might be infected. Don't let any of your ship mates put an apple in your mouth they might be thinking of ham for dinner.

Jaman · 04-30-09, 02:52 PM

There is always a way to lift the spirits of the crew in times like this. Tell them jokes!

Navigator: So, how was your tip to Mexico?.
Kaleun: Not bad i guess, but it seems i cant get the jet lag off me. My head aches and i feel like a Type IIA after a deep charges attack.
Navigator: !!!

nikbear · 04-30-09, 06:36 PM

I wouldn't bother phoning the swine flu help line either,I tried and all I got was crackling :rotfl:........I'm sorry,thats the best I could come up with

Paul Riley · 04-30-09, 06:43 PM

Shocking mate :rotfl:

Sea Hawk · 04-30-09, 06:50 PM

Eat as much pork as you like.
Leave the hatches open, sunbathe on the deck, breathe in unadulterated fresh air and you will be fine.

Just don’t go any where near land.
Don’t meet any other people not on your boat.
Don’t dock with any Milch Cows.

If any of your crew has just got back from the pig breeders convention in Mexico then you’ve had it already.

Stock up on tissues, Vick, and paracetamol.

Don’t ask me what to do when you run out of fuel, food, torpedoes, fresh water etc. Hopefully by then the pandemic will be over, and you can look forward to the winter flu season.

(I’m a GP in my free time from silent hunting)

Paul Riley · 04-30-09, 07:46 PM

Dirty buggers,don't ask me what they have been doing with the pigs for it to get into the human chain.

Its like Aids in Africa,I reckon all this has been genetically engineered,as a sort of population control.Nothing surprises me in this screwed world anymore.
I know one thing,Bdu had better not send us anywhere near central America any time soon! we were looking forward to some latin crumpet too,we've never tried em before,great with butter,crumpets

FIREWALL · 04-30-09, 08:42 PM

My whole crew is infected. And it isn't the swine flu.

A shot of penicillin in the stern will fix them all up.

Platapus · 05-02-09, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by airwolf48453

Don't forget if you wake up with a flat nose, pointed ears and a screwy tail or in the middle of the night squealing you might be infected.

If I were in the navy and I woke up squealing, the last thing I would be concerned with is the flu.

A Very Super Market · 05-02-09, 12:51 PM

'Course, it isn't like you shouldn't go to a doctor if you feel off-kilter.

Sea Hawk · 05-05-09, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

'Course, it isn't like you shouldn't go to a doctor if you feel off-kilter.

Over here people are being told not to see there doctor if they are unwell!!

In other words - the doctors only see well people

SpeedyPC · 05-05-09, 04:28 AM

It seem like the British new swine flu anti-uboat weapon are scaring all the uboat wolves away

Paul Riley · 05-05-09, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sea Hawk

In other words - the doctors only see well people

Typical that :rotfl:

04-30-09, 07:59 AM	#1
Paul Riley Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 2,679 Downloads: 165 Uploads: 0	Important message to all captains from Bdu medical teams.Swine Flu alert Due to the current swine flu pandemic about to hit the world,its recommended that all captains should discard of all their sausages,pork pies etc,as a precautionary measure only.Emergency ventilation units must also be issued for each man for as long as possible.Any U-Boats running low on emergency Oxygen will therefore need to return to base on the surface only,and resupply as normal.We understand the impractical nature of this. It is not known if and how many of you may be infected due to your recent activities abroad,yet we urge you all to remain calm,there is no cause for panic at the moment. Keep up the good work all of you,and...godspeed. __________________ Best Patrol: 10 merchants + HMS Nelson for 68.056 Tonnes Last edited by Paul Riley; 04-30-09 at 02:56 PM.

04-30-09, 08:46 AM	#2
McHibbins Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Good old Germany Posts: 739 Downloads: 80 Uploads: 0	Got enough "Tempotaschentücher" __________________

04-30-09, 08:54 AM	#3
Paul Riley Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 2,679 Downloads: 165 Uploads: 0	Thats good Shame these iron coffins of ours arent air conditioned,it would ease the concerns of the men a bit.One or two of them have already complained about minor breathing complaints __________________ Best Patrol: 10 merchants + HMS Nelson for 68.056 Tonnes

04-30-09, 11:34 AM	#4
airwolf48453 Helmsman Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Michigan/USA Posts: 103 Downloads: 201 Uploads: 0	Don't forget if you wake up with a flat nose, pointed ears and a screwy tail or in the middle of the night squealing you might be infected. Don't let any of your ship mates put an apple in your mouth they might be thinking of ham for dinner. __________________ A Point Of Great Significance...Is The Keen Sensitivity Of The Wolf To The Condition Of It's Prey. In Judging What He Can Handle And What Should Prudently Be Left Alone, The Wolf Brings To His Daily Work Sophisticated Skills Completely Beyond Our Human Keen. These Are Made Possible By Inborn Capacities Effectively Tuned And Developed In The Young Wolf Through An Apprenticeship That Only The Capable Survive.

04-30-09, 06:36 PM	#6
nikbear Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Northampton,UK Posts: 1,859 Downloads: 86 Uploads: 0	I wouldn't bother phoning the swine flu help line either,I tried and all I got was crackling :rotfl:........I'm sorry,thats the best I could come up with __________________ 'It is not surely known when the grey wolf shall come upon the seat of the gods' Ericksmal.

04-30-09, 02:52 PM	#5
Jaman Gunner Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Spain Posts: 95 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	There is always a way to lift the spirits of the crew in times like this. Tell them jokes! Navigator: So, how was your tip to Mexico?. Kaleun: Not bad i guess, but it seems i cant get the jet lag off me. My head aches and i feel like a Type IIA after a deep charges attack. Navigator: !!!

04-30-09, 06:43 PM	#7
Paul Riley Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 2,679 Downloads: 165 Uploads: 0	Shocking mate :rotfl: __________________ Best Patrol: 10 merchants + HMS Nelson for 68.056 Tonnes

04-30-09, 06:50 PM	#8
Sea Hawk Loader Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Warrington Posts: 88 Downloads: 15 Uploads: 0	Eat as much pork as you like. Leave the hatches open, sunbathe on the deck, breathe in unadulterated fresh air and you will be fine. Just don’t go any where near land. Don’t meet any other people not on your boat. Don’t dock with any Milch Cows. If any of your crew has just got back from the pig breeders convention in Mexico then you’ve had it already. Stock up on tissues, Vick, and paracetamol. Don’t ask me what to do when you run out of fuel, food, torpedoes, fresh water etc. Hopefully by then the pandemic will be over, and you can look forward to the winter flu season. (I’m a GP in my free time from silent hunting) __________________ "engage the enemy more closely" Admiral Horatio Nelson 21/10/1805 Trafalgar

04-30-09, 07:46 PM	#9
Paul Riley Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 2,679 Downloads: 165 Uploads: 0	Dirty buggers,don't ask me what they have been doing with the pigs for it to get into the human chain. Its like Aids in Africa,I reckon all this has been genetically engineered,as a sort of population control.Nothing surprises me in this screwed world anymore. I know one thing,Bdu had better not send us anywhere near central America any time soon! we were looking forward to some latin crumpet too,we've never tried em before,great with butter,crumpets __________________ Best Patrol: 10 merchants + HMS Nelson for 68.056 Tonnes

04-30-09, 08:42 PM	#10
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	My whole crew is infected. And it isn't the swine flu. A shot of penicillin in the stern will fix them all up. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

05-02-09, 12:51 PM	#12
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	'Course, it isn't like you shouldn't go to a doctor if you feel off-kilter. __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

05-05-09, 04:28 AM	#14
SpeedyPC Officer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 241 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 0	It seem like the British new swine flu anti-uboat weapon are scaring all the uboat wolves away