Important message to all captains from Bdu medical teams.*Swine Flu alert* - Page 2

kaptkirkU4467 · 05-01-09, 09:45 PM

Whats next...hamster flu?

Torplexed · 05-01-09, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kaptkirkU4467

Whats next...hamster flu?

Or Rigelian fever kaptain.

Kpt. Lehmann · 05-01-09, 10:35 PM

Next year it will be 'Donkey Flu!'

HEEEHAWWW!

In my city, the News media continuously claims that "X-ammount" of people here have been infected with the swine flu.

Meanwhile, I deal with emergency department doctors, surgeons, and nurses numerous times daily... who are now required to screen any patient showing cold or flu-like symptoms...

... and there is not a SINGLE CONFIRMED CASE of the swine flu here in a community of 200,000 people.

Also, compared with the morbidity and mortality demographics of the common flu... I'm not impressed with the swine flu.

Seems to me that the media simply needed its next greatest breaking story.

Idiocy at its best.

To make matters worse... everyone who starts to feel a little 'swiney' or 'oinky' is going to the phone and jabbing out 911 like crazy... tying up emergency vehicles needed for true emergencies.

Take a deep breath everybody! The vertebral columns of emregency medical personnel are perishable items!

< Takes another bite of ham/pork-chop/bacon/hot-dog sandwich... Mmmm! Salteh!!!

>

Paul Riley · 05-02-09, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by kaptkirkU4467

Whats next...hamster flu?

How about turkey flu *gobble gobble*

Platapus · 05-02-09, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by airwolf48453

Don't forget if you wake up with a flat nose, pointed ears and a screwy tail or in the middle of the night squealing you might be infected.

If I were in the navy and I woke up squealing, the last thing I would be concerned with is the flu.

A Very Super Market · 05-02-09, 12:51 PM

'Course, it isn't like you shouldn't go to a doctor if you feel off-kilter.

Lt.Fillipidis · 05-04-09, 04:24 AM

I just hope there wont be any Beef flu...
I couldnt afford loosing the Milk Cows which i visit, maybe 3 - 4 times in a single patrol...

Paul Riley · 05-04-09, 04:31 AM

Very clever

hehe

Murr44 · 05-04-09, 10:45 AM

I wish people would put this thing into perspective.

The other day some stupid woman at the grocery store went completely ape sh** on me because I accidently sneezed (from a seasonal allergy)!

danurve · 05-04-09, 03:16 PM

How about chicken-wing flu.
You can only get it from places that charge the same for a dozen but you only get 10. Yeah, I got their fracking serving.

Sea Hawk · 05-05-09, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

'Course, it isn't like you shouldn't go to a doctor if you feel off-kilter.

Over here people are being told not to see there doctor if they are unwell!!

In other words - the doctors only see well people

SpeedyPC · 05-05-09, 04:28 AM

It seem like the British new swine flu anti-uboat weapon are scaring all the uboat wolves away

Paul Riley · 05-05-09, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Sea Hawk

In other words - the doctors only see well people

Typical that :rotfl:

Graf Paper · 05-05-09, 05:39 AM

The U.S. media companies have been airing and printing reports that, if you took them at face value, would have you convinced that swine flu was sweeping the country like the Black Death and bodies were stacked like cord wood in the streets where they fell.

160 CASES (out of 280 million citizens) IN THE U.S.!!!11!! PPL DYING!!11!!one!!1!pne!!1!!(the only reported deaths in the U.S. from swine flu are all individuals from Mexico who recently came to the country.)

Don't worry, though. We are your governments and we will take care of you.

Paul Riley · 05-05-09, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Graf Paper

Don't worry, though. We are your governments and we will take care of you

Yeah right,I would'nt trust todays' governments as far as I could s**t on em!

That wasnt aimed at you mate

05-01-09, 09:45 PM	#16
kaptkirkU4467 Navy Dude Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ft.White Florida Posts: 178 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	Whats next...hamster flu? __________________ G/K Worldwide: Making your life miserable since 2002 ! K.R.A.P. http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/forumdisplay.php?f=240

05-01-09, 10:35 PM	#18
Kpt. Lehmann GWX Project Director Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 6,993 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	Next year it will be 'Donkey Flu!' *HEEEHAWWW!* In my city, the News media continuously claims that "X-ammount" of people here have been infected with the swine flu. Meanwhile, I deal with emergency department doctors, surgeons, and nurses numerous times daily... who are now required to screen any patient showing cold or flu-like symptoms... ... and there is not a SINGLE CONFIRMED CASE of the swine flu here in a community of 200,000 people. Also, compared with the morbidity and mortality demographics of the common flu... I'm not impressed with the swine flu. Seems to me that the media simply needed its next greatest breaking story. Idiocy at its best. To make matters worse... everyone who starts to feel a little 'swiney' or 'oinky' is going to the phone and jabbing out *911* like crazy... tying up emergency vehicles needed for true emergencies. Take a deep breath everybody! The vertebral columns of emregency medical personnel are perishable items! < Takes another bite of ham/pork-chop/bacon/hot-dog sandwich... Mmmm! Salteh!!! > __________________ www.thegreywolves.com All you need is good men. - Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock

05-02-09, 12:51 PM	#21
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	'Course, it isn't like you shouldn't go to a doctor if you feel off-kilter. __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

05-04-09, 04:31 AM	#23
Paul Riley Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 2,679 Downloads: 165 Uploads: 0	Very clever hehe __________________ Best Patrol: 10 merchants + HMS Nelson for 68.056 Tonnes

05-04-09, 03:16 PM	#25
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	How about chicken-wing flu. You can only get it from places that charge the same for a dozen but you only get 10. Yeah, I got their fracking serving. __________________

05-04-09, 04:24 AM	#22
Lt.Fillipidis Weps Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Veria, Greece Posts: 365 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	I just hope there wont be any Beef flu... I couldnt afford loosing the Milk Cows which i visit, maybe 3 - 4 times in a single patrol...

05-04-09, 10:45 AM	#24
Murr44 Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 913 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 0	I wish people would put this thing into perspective. The other day some stupid woman at the grocery store went completely ape sh** on me because I accidently sneezed (from a seasonal allergy)!

05-05-09, 04:28 AM	#27
SpeedyPC Officer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 241 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 0	It seem like the British new swine flu anti-uboat weapon are scaring all the uboat wolves away

05-05-09, 05:39 AM	#29
Graf Paper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pacific Northwest United States Posts: 1,146 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 2	The U.S. media companies have been airing and printing reports that, if you took them at face value, would have you convinced that swine flu was sweeping the country like the Black Death and bodies were stacked like cord wood in the streets where they fell. 160 CASES (out of 280 million citizens) IN THE U.S.!!!11!! PPL DYING!!11!!one!!1!pne!!1!!(the only reported deaths in the U.S. from swine flu are all individuals from Mexico who recently came to the country.) Don't worry, though. We are your governments and we will take care of you. __________________ Still sailing the high seas, hunting convoys with those who join me.