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04-20-09, 09:44 AM
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Lucky Jack
 
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Ladies Yearly Exam
LADIES YEARLY EXAM
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 3½ inches,' I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'1'. She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!' She put me on Prozac. What a bxxxx!
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04-20-09, 09:58 AM
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Sea Lord
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"My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein |
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04-20-09, 02:22 PM
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Fleet Admiral
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Wait a minute! This was your exam!?! I really need to start checking IDs closer.   
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04-20-09, 03:26 PM
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Chief of the Boat
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The truth is always revealed.....eventually
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04-20-09, 06:36 PM
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Silent Hunter
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
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I cant imagine what she'd say if I walked in
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04-20-09, 06:39 PM
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Rear Admiral
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04-20-09, 06:46 PM
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Silent Hunter
Join Date: Jul 2005
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