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AVGWarhawk

04-20-09 09:44 AM

Ladies Yearly Exam

LADIES YEARLY EXAM

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180..

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 3½ inches,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'1'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a bxxxx!

Frame57

04-20-09 09:58 AM

:har::har:

nikimcbee

04-20-09 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 1087303)

LADIES YEARLY EXAM

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

Wait a minute! This was your exam!?! I really need to start checking IDs closer.:haha::hmmm::oops:

Jimbuna

04-20-09 03:26 PM

The truth is always revealed.....eventually :doh:

Kapitan_Phillips

04-20-09 06:36 PM

I cant imagine what she'd say if I walked in :haha:

Task Force

04-20-09 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips (Post 1087581)

I cant imagine what she'd say if I walked in :haha:

Get it away from me!!! Im allergic to Vulcans.:rotfl:

Kapitan_Phillips

04-20-09 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force (Post 1087583)

Get it away from me!!! Im allergic to Vulcans.:rotfl:

Chicks dig pointy ears :arrgh!:

:haha:

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