Ladies Yearly Exam

AVGWarhawk · 04-20-09, 09:44 AM

LADIES YEARLY EXAM

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180..

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 3½ inches,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'1'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a bxxxx!

04-20-09, 09:44 AM	#1
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Ladies Yearly Exam LADIES YEARLY EXAM Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 3½ inches,' I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'1'. She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!' She put me on Prozac. What a bxxxx! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road