GAME: Post Your Jokes

[Stealth Hunter]

* Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them looks up and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

* A man and his friend are going on a hunting trip. As they're walking along, his friend stumbles and falls down a steep embankment. The man, quickly reacting runs down to see if he's OK. The friend shows no response. The man pulls out a cell-phone and dials 9-1-1 for help. "I THINK MY FRIEND'S DEAD!" cries the man. "It's OK, sir. Just don't panic. Make SURE your friend is dead first before you claim that," says the 9-1-1 operator. As she sits at her desk, she nearly jumps out of her skin when a loud and startling gunshot goes off over the phone. The man comes back on and says, "Now what?"

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.

[Stealth Hunter]

:rotfl:


Good one, Kapitan.

[Kratos]

A man decides to take his friend along on bear hunting trip,
to show him how he bags all his bears without a blemish on
the skins.. All he takes along with him on the trip is his trusty rifle
and a randy bloodhound. The first tree he comes across,he gives an almighty
shake, and a bear falls out the tree. The bloodhound rushes after the bear
and mounts the bear into submisson, and the bear dies from the result.
He says to his friend, ''thats how its done''.So the next tree he gives almighty shake
and nothing comes down, he says ''there is a bear up there'' so he pass's his rifle
to his friend and starts to climb the tree.... his friend says ''hey if its that easy why do you need the rifle'' to which he replied ''if i come down this tree first SHOOT THAT Feckin DOG'':rotfl:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

There once was a man from Darjeeling
Who got on a bus bound for Ealing
When he saw on the door
"Please dont spit on the floor"
He got up and spat on the ceiling

[donut]

:rotfl: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=118883