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Brag · 12-03-07, 12:11 AM

J.S. Balz writes:

This photograph taken after my second stupendous patrol in 1939 is dedicated to my admirers, who adore me.

AS you can see I'm a superb specimen of the German race, the reincarnation of the Teutonic hero. I am the terror of the British Empire, which shall fall under the onslaught of the Grey Wolves. I am the example Kaleuns should follow.

Feel free to admire my photgraph for hours. It may help you approach my greatness and inspire you to sing and dance the hoochie-woochie.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz, the Magnificent

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 12-03-07, 02:46 AM

sooooo balz, they took away your medals for your previous failures eh ? :hmm:

d@rk51d3 · 12-03-07, 06:12 AM

Any chance of some "pre-patrol" pics?

That way people can choose between shaven Balz, and hairy Balz.

U49 · 12-03-07, 06:54 AM

It must have been VEEEEERY early in the war?

I can only see EK 1 & 2 and the Ubootkriegsabzeichen?
You where photographed in a casual dress, right? Just the barely necessary decorations at hand ?

Capt. Shark Bait · 12-03-07, 10:50 AM

spent a bit too much time below, huh, Balz. lookin kinda pale

BulSoldier · 12-03-07, 11:55 AM

Balz , feeling sleepy ?

Jonathan · 12-03-07, 12:11 PM

How did you get this picture?

Brag · 12-03-07, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonathan

How did you get this picture?

When you place the watch officer on the bridge, he will stand there and stare at you until you click on him. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Jonathan · 12-03-07, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

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Originally Posted by Jonathan

How did you get this picture?

When you place the watch officer on the bridge, he will stand there and stare at you until you click on him. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

My watch officer wears a hat

papa_smurf · 12-03-07, 02:33 PM

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When you place the watch officer on the bridge, he will stand there and stare at you until you click on him.

With him thinking how he's going to transfer off this tub of a U-boat......

(note; might have to post a pic of the successful Heinz Buder some time.)

NiclDoe · 12-03-07, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr

sooooo balz, they took away your medals for your previous failures eh ? :hmm:

Also he looks very drunk with all those medals. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

bookworm_020 · 12-03-07, 04:49 PM

Can I have a picture to place on my dart board? They keep on going pop when I trow darts at them. Must be the inflated ego!:rotfl:

Jimbuna · 12-03-07, 04:57 PM

I was recently looking at that picture you sent me of you riding that donkey naked just like Lady Godiva all those years back.......then I suddenly realised I wasn't wearing my glasses and was actually holding the photograph the wrong way up :rotfl:

Stealth Hunter · 12-03-07, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I was recently looking at that picture you sent me of you riding that donkey naked just like Lady Godiva all those years back.......then I suddenly realised I wasn't wearing my glasses and was actually holding the photograph the wrong way up :rotfl:

Huh, you know that if you turn th- nevermind...

Sailor Steve · 12-03-07, 06:24 PM

People (well, mostly himself) go on and on about Balz's wonderful qualities; and no one ever seems to mention his most admirable trait: his almost overwhelming humility!:rotfl:

12-03-07, 12:11 AM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Get your picture of Balz! Cheap J.S. Balz writes: This photograph taken after my second stupendous patrol in 1939 is dedicated to my admirers, who adore me. AS you can see I'm a superb specimen of the German race, the reincarnation of the Teutonic hero. I am the terror of the British Empire, which shall fall under the onslaught of the Grey Wolves. I am the example Kaleuns should follow. Feel free to admire my photgraph for hours. It may help you approach my greatness and inspire you to sing and dance the hoochie-woochie. Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz, the Magnificent __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/ Last edited by Brag; 12-03-07 at 12:27 AM.

12-03-07, 02:46 AM	#2
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	sooooo balz, they took away your medals for your previous failures eh ? :hmm: __________________ Gruß

12-03-07, 06:54 AM	#4
U49 Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: D/Niedersachsen Posts: 777 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Where are the medals? It must have been VEEEEERY early in the war? I can only see EK 1 & 2 and the Ubootkriegsabzeichen? You where photographed in a casual dress, right? Just the barely necessary decorations at hand ? __________________ SH3 battle capability upgrades: GWX2.0, JSGME2.0, SH3Commander 2.7, SH3Gen 0.8.2, TorpDamageMod 2.0, OLC GUI 1.1.5 Awaiting combat readiness for GWX2.0: SH4 effetcs for SH3, SH3Weather 1.5 Following development of: www.subwolves.com Realism: 90%

12-03-07, 10:50 AM	#5
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12-03-07, 11:55 AM	#6
BulSoldier Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Burgas/Bulgaria Posts: 550 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 0	Balz , feeling sleepy ? __________________ By the hour !

12-03-07, 06:12 AM	#3
d@rk51d3 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 1,952 Downloads: 207 Uploads: 0	Any chance of some "pre-patrol" pics? That way people can choose between shaven Balz, and hairy Balz.

12-03-07, 12:11 PM	#7
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12-03-07, 04:49 PM	#12
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Can I have a picture to place on my dart board? They keep on going pop when I trow darts at them. Must be the inflated ego!:rotfl: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

12-03-07, 04:57 PM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I was recently looking at that picture you sent me of you riding that donkey naked just like Lady Godiva all those years back.......then I suddenly realised I wasn't wearing my glasses and was actually holding the photograph the wrong way up :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-03-07, 06:24 PM	#15
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	People (well, mostly himself) go on and on about Balz's wonderful qualities; and no one ever seems to mention his most admirable trait: his almost overwhelming humility!:rotfl: __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo