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J.S. Balz writes:

This photograph taken after my second stupendous patrol in 1939 is dedicated to my admirers, who adore me.


http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...e/fsscr842.jpg

AS you can see I'm a superb specimen of the German race, the reincarnation of the Teutonic hero. I am the terror of the British Empire, which shall fall under the onslaught of the Grey Wolves. I am the example Kaleuns should follow.

Feel free to admire my photgraph for hours. It may help you approach my greatness and inspire you to sing and dance the hoochie-woochie.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz, the Magnificent

sooooo balz, they took away your medals for your previous failures eh ? :hmm:

Any chance of some "pre-patrol" pics?

That way people can choose between shaven Balz, and hairy Balz.:D

Where are the medals?
 

It must have been VEEEEERY early in the war?

I can only see EK 1 & 2 and the Ubootkriegsabzeichen?
You where photographed in a casual dress, right? Just the barely necessary decorations at hand ?

:lol:

spent a bit too much time below, huh, Balz. lookin kinda pale:doh:

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/8130/balzmo9.th.png

Balz , feeling sleepy ?

How did you get this picture?

When you place the watch officer on the bridge, he will stand there and stare at you until you click on him. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

My watch officer wears a hat :arrgh!:

With him thinking how he's going to transfer off this tub of a U-boat......

(note; might have to post a pic of the successful Heinz Buder some time.)

Also he looks very drunk with all those medals. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Can I have a picture to place on my dart board? They keep on going pop when I trow darts at them. Must be the inflated ego!:rotfl:

I was recently looking at that picture you sent me of you riding that donkey naked just like Lady Godiva all those years back.......then I suddenly realised I wasn't wearing my glasses and was actually holding the photograph the wrong way up :rotfl:


http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...de/wolf-38.gif

Huh, you know that if you turn th- nevermind...

People (well, mostly himself) go on and on about Balz's wonderful qualities; and no one ever seems to mention his most admirable trait: his almost overwhelming humility!:rotfl: