The Bilge

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

My female German Shepherd would frequently do the same thing.
That's when I realized the origin of the phrase...
Payback's a bitch.

I trust you had a refreshing leave of absence.

I most certainly did, thank you very much. Now, ON WITH THE SCALLYWAGGIN'!

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

I most certainly did, thank you very much. Now, ON WITH THE SCALLYWAGGIN'!

No, you're on ne'er do well duty this week.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

If you want something done right!!!...

Somebody (Armistead!) needs to go fetch Donna before the SP's catch up with her.
I have received a disturbing report that she is running drunk amok and apologizing while putting boots to nads at a local Golf Tournament.

Wear your Cod Piece.

Donna and I remain in contact.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

Finally back after God knows how long. I'm glad to see it hasn't changed one damned bit.

While we're speaking of flatulence, I must say that, while my own stink to high heaven, provided I eat right, I am the only one to ever have to smell them, which completely takes the fun out of it.

No, the reward goes to my 15-year old German Shepherd mix, who will (I kid you not) sit in front of a fan pointed at my family and I as we watch television, let loose a god-awful fart, and walk away as if nothing happened.

You were demoted! Since you were already the lowest position {we don't rank the lowers} we created yet a lower position for you. Return to the aft, Swamp has your new orders.......and yes, he's smiling for a reason.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

I most certainly did, thank you very much. Now, ON WITH THE SCALLYWAGGIN'!

Technically only Armistead's a scallywag, the rest of us are carpetbagging scaly tailed poltroons! http://www.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_difference_between_a_scalawag_and_a_carpetbagger

[Eichhörnchen]

"Has anyone seen my duck?"

[Tango589]

It was last seen been carried into the galley by Donna. We are expecting a good dinner tonight.

[Eichhörnchen]

Then you need to warn her: that duck is vicious and has caused me a lot of trouble. Anyway, you wouldn't want to eat it if you knew where it's been.

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

I would be more concerned on where that groundhog has been

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Then you need to warn her: that duck is vicious and has caused me a lot of trouble. Anyway, you wouldn't want to eat it if you knew where it's been.

The duck never had a chance.

Could somebody put my avatar back where it belongs or did my subscription run out?

[Eichhörnchen]

Did he taste nice?

[Aktungbby]

^that should be DIP for "Digested in Pieces'

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Did he taste nice?

A little rubbery actually but that might have been the ground retread stuffing.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

A little rubbery actually but that might have been the ground retread stuffing.

Unfortunately not. Dyslexic Donna thougt 'rub the duck' (with oregano, pepper, spices and oils etc) was 'Rub der Duck' resulting in a minor culinary mishap. Fortunately a bilgerat's digestion is tough-for those of us with our own teeth!!

[Eichhörnchen]

^