The Bilge

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

Finally back after God knows how long. I'm glad to see it hasn't changed one damned bit.

While we're speaking of flatulence, I must say that, while my own stink to high heaven, provided I eat right, I am the only one to ever have to smell them, which completely takes the fun out of it.

No, the reward goes to my 15-year old German Shepherd mix, who will (I kid you not) sit in front of a fan pointed at my family and I as we watch television, let loose a god-awful fart, and walk away as if nothing happened.

My female German Shepherd would frequently do the same thing.
That's when I realized the origin of the phrase...
Payback's a bitch.

I trust you had a refreshing leave of absence.