The Rage of Neptune (Balz)

U-46 Commander · 11-06-08, 05:01 PM

The ant describes you better Balz! And how dare you describe my second cousin as a....a....a....well, whatever you said. As for the survey, you should ask the deck watch how high they fly when MY torpedo hits their ship!

Signed, KptLt. Bernard Von Awful. Arch-Rival of J.S. Balz and all around Nasty Guy.

My estimate would be about 2' high and 3' to the side and about 6' to 1' down.

Task Force · 11-06-08, 05:58 PM

Good one brag, always enjoy your storys.

richardphat · 11-06-08, 06:07 PM

"We a approached a lifeboat. Balz leaned over the rail. "Hey, Englishmen, I am running a survey on the effectiveness of German explosives. How high did my kaboom make you jump out of your bunks?"
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Red Heat · 11-07-08, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by richardphat

"We a approached a lifeboat. Balz leaned over the rail. "Hey, Englishmen, I am running a survey on the effectiveness of German explosives. How high did my kaboom make you jump out of your bunks?"
:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Brag · 11-09-08, 12:57 PM

Glad you liked it, guys

Another episode is in the works for next Friday.

piri_reis · 11-09-08, 04:46 PM

Yeah good stuff Brag,

now I'm digging the forum for Balz's old stories!

Jimbuna · 11-09-08, 05:01 PM

Tally Ho Brag

11-06-08, 05:01 PM	#1
U-46 Commander Lieutenant Join Date: May 2008 Location: The absolutely most exciting state!! Iowa! Posts: 251 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 0	The ant describes you better Balz! And how dare you describe my second cousin as a....a....a....well, whatever you said. As for the survey, you should ask the deck watch how high they fly when MY torpedo hits their ship! Signed, KptLt. Bernard Von Awful. Arch-Rival of J.S. Balz and all around Nasty Guy. My estimate would be about 2' high and 3' to the side and about 6' to 1' down. __________________ "Loved By Few, Hated By Many, Respected By All."-The U-boats.

11-06-08, 05:58 PM	#2
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11-09-08, 12:57 PM	#5
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11-09-08, 04:46 PM	#6
piri_reis Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Istanbul, Turkiye Posts: 715 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Yeah good stuff Brag, now I'm digging the forum for Balz's old stories! __________________ Lt.z.S. Barbaros Hayreddin, U-35, 2nd Flot/Kiel, Type VIIB Oct.29.1939, 2nd Patrol Eastern English Waters Running SH5/TWOS

11-09-08, 05:01 PM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,117 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Tally Ho Brag __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-06-08, 06:07 PM	#3
richardphat Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 682 Downloads: 17 Uploads: 0	"We a approached a lifeboat. Balz leaned over the rail. "Hey, Englishmen, I am running a survey on the effectiveness of German explosives. How high did my kaboom make you jump out of your bunks?" :rotfl: :rotfl: